His forehead's sweaty. Knees weak. Libido's heavy. There's teen mischief on his mind already. Hugs aplenty. He's nervous. But on the surface, he's got the snacks all ready. To dupe Boo's. But he keeps on lying, about why he drove down. The whole film crew comes in loud. He opens his mouth but Hansen says he's talking foul. He's choking how, his veins pulsing now. The cuffs come out. Freedom's up. Over. Plow!
It's always so satisfying to see these guys swear up and down that they're not coming to do anything sexual and then Chris busts out the most disgusting chat logs ever
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Imagine dropping your brother off thinking he’s finally going out to see a girl and he gets arrested because it’s a 13 year old girl lol
His forehead's sweaty. Knees weak. Libido's heavy. There's teen mischief on his mind already. Hugs aplenty. He's nervous. But on the surface, he's got the snacks all ready. To dupe Boo's. But he keeps on lying, about why he drove down. The whole film crew comes in loud. He opens his mouth but Hansen says he's talking foul. He's choking how, his veins pulsing now. The cuffs come out. Freedom's up. Over. Plow!
When he throws up his arms for the hug, he looks like a necromancer casting a dark and powerful spell.
Chris: Well, there’s something you need to know. This is an investigation on who broke into my mansion 8 or 9 years ago and partied for days.
This guys so awkward that the “underage” girl had to carry the conversation lmao
Chris Hansen saying “Hey boo” as he walks out is the greatest thing
Also if anyone's curious the ravens won that game 20 to 17
When he answered the football question correctly you could see he thought "nailed it, this is going to be ok now"
He looks like he's wearing a hair net but he's not......
Homie waited his entire life to say Steelers and the Ravens
He’s 40, claims to be 30, dresses like he’s 20, acts like he’s 10, and his hairstyle matches that of a newborn.
This guy looks like an AI rendering of a predator
He slapped that “Steelers and the Ravens” on the table like it was a get outta jail free card 😂
Chris: "Who's playing ton-"
His job at UPS: Package Handler
I've never seen someone more proud of a bag of snacks before in my life.
It's always so satisfying to see these guys swear up and down that they're not coming to do anything sexual and then Chris busts out the most disgusting chat logs ever
“This does not look good for you… The chat… the appearance… the cheetohs” 🤣🤣🤣
i love the way she darts into the curtains when he asks for a hug lol
Chris: who’s playing tonight?