I can confirm the part about strict parents, but I wanna add - How to be terrified the moment you wake up - How to love every night like it's your last
@@sylver4841 And when you decide to move out without notice and have no way for them to find you or contact you and they go "We are such perfect parents! How could this happen?!" Neglecting all of the mental damage they've done to their own kids
@Dami Bankole For me, I'm antisocial, so it's rather, I'd think of how to keep my grades up without cheating, but then there were those 2 years where I couldn't even get a B, which was hell more than usual, ever been smacked or threatened cause you don't wanna admit being stupid and also don't wanna lie and say you're slacking? Doesn't end well
You think that this will be stupid but, it is speculated that fruits are made so the animals can eat them and spread the seeds. So technically the fruit is giving you a snack for exchange you carrying their offspring and pooping them somewhere else. So there are living beings that infact want to be eaten.
Bruno Bucciarati is having twins with abbacchio. The kids are: Giorno and Narancia. He abandoned the elder child: fugo, and adopted a girl called trish. Oh and there's mista, I guess
@@pepfn2717 , I dont like ur name, pepporoni is the dominatye race for pizza, idc what you say, change it to Pepperoni BEST or Ill sue you (I wont actually sue you)
You would wrap yourself in bubblewrap to keep yourself safe? Do you know how many people would run up to you to make the airpockets burst? They would squish you to death for sure.
I don’t care how many humans get together, we still can’t stop time from passing. Although, I suppose we could collectively agree to rename Africa to something else, so there’s no Africa for time to pass in. That would technically stop the statement from being true.
Top Gear presenters in this case (Jeremy asking the question. James in that blue answering, Richard in the jacket) Actually: British Damien: THEY'RE AUSSIES r/MildlyInfuriating
are oranges orange lemons or orange limes or is a lemon a yellow orange and I like is a green orange or is a lemon a yellow like or is a orange a orange lime
Weather rock Wet it’s raining Warm it’s sunny White it’s snowing Moving it’s windy Can it predict your future yes If it drops on you you will not feel so good
I came down with the whooping cough recently and have been told I'm in one of the more contagious stages so why don't we get together and test this out
"I threw up in the toilet" "You ok ?" -picture of movie UP in the toilet- "You're getting blocked if you keep that UP" Get it? Like hes referring to the movie that if he keeps it he will get blocked? Hahahaha LOL I'll go home.
the only reason I'm in the comments was to see if anyone else picked up on that, I thought there'd be another text saying, "So what should I do, flush it down the toilet?" or smth
OP: I threw up in the toilet RE: Is everything ok? OP:*picture of the movie up in a toilet* RE: I’m gonna block you if you keep this up OP: I’m sorry my friend OP:*Throws the up movie in the trash*
All hail Nigel Thornberry All hail Nigel Thornberry All hail Nigel Thornberry ALL HAIL NIGEL THORNBERRY ALL HAIL NIGEL THORNBERRY ALL HAIL NIGEL THORNBERRY *SMASHING*
I want to know, how many people emidietly thaught about Sans, when ketchup being a sports drink was the topic. In another r/tecnaclythetruth vid, there was the same post and alot of people where commenting about Sans drinking ketchup.
@@lilianadaguiar2439Technically English can't be anyones first language, because it can only be at least your second language, since you originally spoke the language known as baby. I'll see myself out now. Have a good night/day/evening/morning/11:35 a.m. everybody!
@@lilianadaguiar2439 no, it isn't. But it's everywhere in my life right now, and eaven tho I don't know many of the grammer rules, it almost feels like it. (my first language is Estonian) Did I misplace a , ? Is that, why u ask or something else?
The Johnathan Warrington one is genius, people who don't know he owns the company will call asking for him specifically by name and think they are getting the best of the best out of dozens of employees.
Damien... airplanes are not like submarines in the sky... try taking a plane and putting it at depths a submarine will go. It’ll be crushed by the water pressure. But I never said submarines can’t fly.
I think planes are submarines exact opposite. If subs are crushed when they go too deep, planes blow up when they goo too high (theoritically speaking) because of the pressurized cabin
@@thesturm8686 Hmm... well, there are planes that can technically fly both in atmosphere and in space, like space shuttles (which are literally big-a$$ planes strapped to a space rocket for take-off, then doing the landing from orbit on their own like a regular airplane). Granted, their atmosphere capabilities are somewhat limited.
"I threw up in the toilet" "You ok?" *picture of the movie in the toilet* "You're getting blocked if you keep that up" *Sends picture of a different movie in the toilet* "I'm blocking you" "But it's not Up..."
"Ketchup is a soda!" "No, ketchup is a sports drink!" Me: y'all drink ketchup!? Y'all just take your favorite bottle of red stuff and start chugging!? Ketchup is spread on things! Its more like a jam. :)
13:38 Why does no one appreciate the "You're getting blocked if you keep that up" joke?
Nobody seems to understand it.
@@sorrai cuz they all stupid
Ooohohoooho now I get it
Shark does
THAT'S WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING
Me: “You will forget you’re gay”
My friend: “I’m not gay-“
Me: “See, you forgot”
My friend:
Smart
Forgot*
E.V. San r/wooosh
1:09 (for an image reaction for your friend)
E.V. San I’m so sorry I just love woooshing people
My poor poor dude, Grover is a hen, not a rooster. So you just showed Serah your side chick, great job
Well......
R/whoosh
Benjamin Vikingstad Games & Exploration Squad that’s not how it works
@@benjaminvikingstadgamesexp4079 r/foundthemobileuser
¨Sad TH-camr noises¨
I once saw a weather rock that also said "if theres two rocks you're drunk"
If there is no rock, run
@@everythingfeline7367 run.dundundundundundun song thing. Maybe I will edit the link in
Edit: th-cam.com/video/b4h1q3cCl2w/w-d-xo.html
I saw one that said "Rock missing - (N word)"
I wish I could just say the N word without getting banned in this context.
one game to a other your right
If there's no rock, it's misty
I can confirm the part about strict parents, but I wanna add
- How to be terrified the moment you wake up
- How to love every night like it's your last
And how to sneak food to your room cos your parents give you food that you do not enjoy, and keeping phone volume quiet to listen
@@sylver4841 And when you decide to move out without notice and have no way for them to find you or contact you and they go
"We are such perfect parents! How could this happen?!"
Neglecting all of the mental damage they've done to their own kids
@@dreadxdead4494 yup I do relate to all of this being said :')
@@sheepsuwu8571 It's unsettling how often this actually happens to people..
@Dami Bankole For me, I'm antisocial, so it's rather, I'd think of how to keep my grades up without cheating, but then there were those 2 years where I couldn't even get a B, which was hell more than usual, ever been smacked or threatened cause you don't wanna admit being stupid and also don't wanna lie and say you're slacking? Doesn't end well
A child is basically an STD with extra steps
@@p3rs0n42 but play with them a little when your fucking a lady ;)
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Eek barba dirkle
Listening to ACDC me well I guess he’s THUNDER STRUCK
Oh this is an underrated comment
Nikita Kerekes ik
Ummm where’s the joke???
Jack Galaxy this was the joke
or "High Voltage"
“Ketchup is a sports drink”
Me: does that mean mayonnaise is a protein shake?
No it's an instrument
No it's just jizz
Please. No
Forever JetSpaceFella stop.
🤢
If animals don’t want to be eaten they shouldn’t be made of food
This is big brain time
Tempted Pug thanks
You think that this will be stupid but, it is speculated that fruits are made so the animals can eat them and spread the seeds.
So technically the fruit is giving you a snack for exchange you carrying their offspring and pooping them somewhere else.
So there are living beings that infact want to be eaten.
Percival The Mad Crusader k then but vegans will disagree
Ellis Scott yeah
When damien does a face reveal
👌
--- |---
/ \
check twitter
twitter in description
This feels cursed
Wholesome
@@darudesquidy3462 oh I dont go on Twitter that much
Damian’s laugh will be the end of me it’s literally just
*kettle noises*
What made it disturbingly pleasant to listen to is that it's like damien laughing with a trapped soul also laughing with him
first, yes it is
second, he really needs a handshake
Squishy Bangtan #prayfornamjoon 😔😔
yes
People still use kettles? Or maybe I'm just stupid😅
It's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and you're a male teenager
-Bruno Bucciarati
The JoJo references really are everywhere
Bruno Bucciarati is having twins with abbacchio. The kids are: Giorno and Narancia. He abandoned the elder child: fugo, and adopted a girl called trish.
Oh and there's mista, I guess
I'm not sorry
ok im also a jojo fan but i like to stay away from this part of the internet
NICCCCUUUUUUU
Being kissed in your sleep is the purest form of love
Unless you are in prison
I kissed my sister while she was sleeping, but all i got was a 10 year prison sentence
That was a joke
@@Nate-ms4be you know it was not
@@maybekazz it was
@water flavored ice cream i did
As a person with asthma I confirm breathing is a cure...we must do it three times a day
I also have asthma and it sucks ALOT
@@Frost-dl2uv Like your lungs when you suck up air.
Wow really? I'm so jealous, I don't have asthma...
now that I think about it, that must be why I have to breathe a lot more than three times a day!
at least
My 16 month old nephew has asthma ;(
About that last one:
"You're getting blocked if you keep that up"
"You think I'm gonna keep a DVD I threw in the toilet?"
he's going to be blocked if he keep that up... movie disc.
Because damn i will
Dude, I am so glad that someone else noticed that. I was doubled over laughing.
@@emeraldserena5591 Exactly XD Puns are my jam
I was going to comment this, but had to check first
Sand is called sand because it’s between sea and land
True
Jesus christ
This is factually not true.
Yeah i get it, it’s the joke but just wanted to say that this is not the reason why sand is called sand.
Unless osmeone poures pee
Yes....
Hold up, Damien is a twin? Cause that voice was NOT him.
Silver Wheelchairiot maybe hes sick
@stockart whiteman Maybe his microphone was acting up?
technically the truth
.__________.
I was wondering the same thing
Damien:*Laughs*
Suicide Rate Drops To 0%
300 likes and 1 reply. Still like that right?
Why does this said said 1 reply if there is three replies
@@carljoaquinlvalenzuela8291 shhhhhh
@@pepfn2717 , I dont like ur name, pepporoni is the dominatye race for pizza, idc what you say, change it to Pepperoni BEST or Ill sue you (I wont actually sue you)
@@pepfn2717 HLM are my last initals, im DHLM
"memes are statistically more popular than Jesus"
You can make a religion out of this
There already is.
Bill quartz is proud
@@flygon-jinn2315 Bill Wurtz Bill Quartz is a watch thing
bill wurtz is shaking
*no don't*
"How can you have asthma? Just breathe." OMFG GUYS THIS CURED MY ASTHM- **panicky hyperventilation** **takes Ventolin** okay nevermind carry on
As an asthmatic that's hits deep
@@anakinskywalker2953 in the lungs
@@afaz4070 correction, the broncial tubes
I HAVE ASTHMA AND ALL IT TAKES IS A WATER BALLOON FIGHT
Wait you can breathe?
When Michael Jackson gets a *_-cold-_* 00:43
@Marissa Cloyd no problem *_-inhale-_*
*happy noises*
_y e s_
That was fantastic thank you
I screamed
If you get married in Russia, its technically a Soviet union
Listen here you little shit
No, it's a Russian union.
@@LilRotte3 get the firing squad
@@reddysetgo1341 what?
@@UnitedStatesOfAmerica1776 half of you likes socialism be quiet
Damien’s laugh is currently allowing me breathe
And disallowing him to breathe
@@samuel-yb3yx r/technicallythetruth
Hi
Juan Cortez Muro no
2:50 should have said "that's not flying; that's falling with style!"
If I were to be pushed out of a plane, I’d sing I believe I can fly as I plummet to my death.
Michael Myers sounds like something we could do together bud’ how about next monday?
EJ LEGG you got room for 3?
EJ LEGG All 4 of us going?
Take away one more parachute boys
Mind if I tag along? :,)
There is two reasons iam alive
1:I was born
2:I didn't die yet
pixel man 3: I was vaccinated
-4: pay taxes-
True
5:im not coming after you with an axe
6: im not a tree
You would wrap yourself in bubblewrap to keep yourself safe?
Do you know how many people would run up to you to make the airpockets burst? They would squish you to death for sure.
Was coming here to say that
In the shower, every thought is a shower thought
"I threw up in the toilet"
*sees movie up in toilet
"You're getting blocked if you keep that up"
*sees movie up again
"I kept it :P"
**sees movie IT on shelf**
same thought
I would have responded with a picture of the movie in the trash, "don't worry, I won't keep that Up"
:P
It's not just you would get blocked. Your toilet would be blocked too
First dude out here spitting facts, feminists should take notes
#SaveSpiderMan
I was dying, while reading the “Peter without and ‘F’” one.🤣🤣🤣
_Oh no it's you again_
Love him or Hate him
@Juan Cortez Muro oh it's you again, you chump
"Airplanes are just submarines that soar"
*_S O A R M A R I N E S_*
*D E L E T E*
Insert DELETE YOUR FUCKING ACOUNT NOW
Nice pic
*DIVER DOWN AFTER THE UNIVERSE IS RESET*
yeah marines do that when parachuting. out of their soarmarines.
Honestly, I feel bad for whoever's heartbeat mine is synced with. Y'all either have heart problems or anxiety :/
@Daniel Richmond monkeys can have anxiety
"memes are statistically more popular than Jesus"
*NEW RELIGION FOUND*
We could make a religión out of this
@Rodrigo Leon Gonzalez no, don’t.
If god didn't want to worshiped with memes, he wouldn't have given us the ability to make them.
dude
we should make a new monty python but based on memes
I think that your best bet for a meme religion currently is Pasafarianism.
"Flying is sustained plummeting at a certain distance."
_This isn't flying! This is falling with style!_
heehee Toy Story
"Being kissed in the sleep is the purest form of love"
Unless you're homeless
Unless you're 11
@@sarahcerar8049 A parent can kiss their 11 year old in their sleep though :/
Herpes.
Unless your In prison
@rat oso That's why I said "A parent"
"Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes, together we can stop this"
- They
I don’t care how many humans get together, we still can’t stop time from passing.
Although, I suppose we could collectively agree to rename Africa to something else, so there’s no Africa for time to pass in. That would technically stop the statement from being true.
The weather rock is a HUGE meme within Boy Scouts, we make one every summer camp
I remember the weather rock at ed Bryant once got struck by lightning so they added to the sign if the rock is currently on fire get out of there
Nice
If the rock is gone, its too late for you
If the rock begins to approach you don't break eye contact and call for help
Really? I started in Tiger Cubs and am now an Eagle Scout and I don't remember ever hearing about it. It might be a regional thing.
Wait a minute, no, airplanes are just sky submarines!
- 𝐸𝑚𝑘𝑎𝑦 2019
Please can you tell me how you got the cool font
Faye Anderson 🅄🄽🄸🄲🄾🄳🄴 🄲🄾🄽🅅🄴🅁🅃🄴🅁⊡ 🅈🄾🅄 🄲🄰🄽 🄵🄸🄽🄳 🄾🄽🄴 🄰🅃
qaz.wtf/u/convert.cgi?text=YOURTEXTHERE
Faye Anderson copy and paste.
@@queenbiscuit311 ץ๏ย ﻮคשє ยร Շ๏๏ ๓ยςђ ק๏ฬєг!
@Juan Cortez Muro well you're clearly not one of them
“I have two brains and you have one”
So why aren’t you using either?
2:57 he’s not flying he’s falling with style
"You're getting blocked if you keep that up."
"I threw it in the toilet, what makes you think I'm gonna keep it?"
I wasn't the only one who noticed that XD
@@perduunavianricochet7654 i wish if he then sent an empty toilet
@@abdallahhesham87 That would've made it so much better XD
THIS IS UNORIGINAL
@@wta1518 We know that, we just wanna have another conversation on it that we can laugh about. So what if its unoriginal, if we laugh it did its job.
Top Gear presenters in this case (Jeremy asking the question. James in that blue answering, Richard in the jacket)
Actually: British
Damien: THEY'RE AUSSIES
r/MildlyInfuriating
I miss top gear 😔
Nontas Georgoulias but atleast there is Grand Tour
I NEED MORE R/CURSEDCOMMENTS
please 😐
are oranges orange lemons or orange limes or is a lemon a yellow orange and I like is a green orange or is a lemon a yellow like or is a orange a orange lime
If you're at the bottom of the planet and you fall down, you're technically falling up.
@Juan Cortez Muro reported for spam
Just get on reddit
Can you help me on school? My classmates won't go near me and I surely taken done one of 'em.
Weather rock
Wet it’s raining
Warm it’s sunny
White it’s snowing
Moving it’s windy
Can it predict your future yes
If it drops on you you will not feel so good
That's not the future, it's just another funny line.
If multiple rocks your drunk
If it fits in a gauntlet u have a 50% chance to dustify
Microsoft employee.
Can confirm, we use a lot of Microsoft products at work.
Even Bing.
Are you forces to use Bing in Microsoft?
@@alexanderchristopher6237 No, but a lot of internal functionality ( e.g. search for Microsoft-internal sites) doesn't work on Chrome.
This guy's laugh is more contagious flu from a person that coughs or sneezes right on me
I came down with the whooping cough recently and have been told I'm in one of the more contagious stages so why don't we get together and test this out
"I threw up in the toilet"
"You ok ?"
-picture of movie UP in the toilet-
"You're getting blocked if you keep that UP"
Get it? Like hes referring to the movie that if he keeps it he will get blocked? Hahahaha LOL
I'll go home.
The toilet will be blocked too.
Rena Kunisaki i’m whEEZING
I was hoping someone would mention it
the only reason I'm in the comments was to see if anyone else picked up on that, I thought there'd be another text saying, "So what should I do, flush it down the toilet?" or smth
OP: I threw up in the toilet
RE: Is everything ok?
OP:*picture of the movie up in a toilet*
RE: I’m gonna block you if you keep this up
OP: I’m sorry my friend
OP:*Throws the up movie in the trash*
Everyone: flying
One guy: falling with style
Damien: S U S T A I N E D P L U M M E T I N G
Person: You're getting blocked if you keep that up
Me: Why would I keep it? I've already thrown it in the toilet
Great minds think alike. But let's not keep that up, okay?
Came here for your awesome wheezing laugh. It gives me and my children life. :)
You don't have children
@@bubba6675 please tell me it's a joke
YOU WATCH THIS WITH CHILDREN
@@cuvsly you don't have children
@@bubba6675 nvm guess I know the answer
"You will get blocked if you keep that up"
"I won't i threw it in the toilet".
3:47
I'm depressed, have ADHD, and have asthma,
time for me to cheer up , and focus on trying to breathe
Emkay: I’ll see you in the next episode.
Me: no you can’t see us!
what if i told you he can see us
@@inanis7439 what if I told that my reply is blah blah!
The rock CAN predict your future: If it's covered in your blood, you're dead.
What if it isnt my blood
Well it doesn’t have to be your blood, it can be someone else’s
@@Eyeofwebbishbog If it's covered in *your* blood, you're dead. If it's someone else's, then *they're* probably dead
If it's covered in your own blood and you're dead, you won't know you're dead
Maybe look up the word "future."
Friends are like human beings
When you choke them and scream ARE YOU BREATHING HARD OR HARDLY BREATHING?, there heart stops
r/ihadastroke
a whole video in chills voice plz
I know a channel that does that
Theyre called chills
@Juan Cortez Muro Can you please stop spamming that link on every top comment thread? It's annoying.
@@turbogoblin8232 top 15s
you mean kidnapping chills to force him to say something
Girl:you have -1000 iq
Me:*laughs*think again
(Me knowing negative is bigger than positive)
Are you saying your -1000iq looped back to 1000 less than the max iq or what?
Edit: I just got huuuuuge r/wooooshed right here
@@m1cra848 T-that's the joke.
Suprisingly enough with this logic,only people with minus IQ will understand.
Suprisingly enough with this logic, only people with minus IQ will understand the joke.
@Tommy Does Jojo well, i just posted a comment and youtube clone it. TH-cam is drunk just like me🍺😜
1:44 Hold up... Did emkay just cuss
5 REDDIT TH-camRS WHO`VE *SWORN*
You mean 5 lol
@@TrlDMC.1
Lol
0:00 my dad thought it was a gay joke and grandma thought it was a picture of me 😃😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I guess we're both generic white people with glasses cause when I saw that picture I thought the same thing as your grandma about myself
13:31
What was that voice
@Andrew Jackson r/technicallythetruth
Andrew Jackson The whisper was at 13:33...
Idk but it was sexy.
Fuck off
@Juan Cortez Muro stfu mate
Petition to get Emkay to one million subs
Edit it to say “Sub to Emkay to sign”
Or you could just subscribe
"You're getting blocked if you keep that up"
Well, I don't know about that guy, but I sure do hope he tossed it after the toilet
2:29
.The brain is powered by electricity
.My finger nails
.I can spin arouses really fast
I am a fan
1:03 *hey we could make a religion out of this!*
#memecult
It's called the internet
gacha succs
@@hayo9096 true
@@s17_simon acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger....
Religions are just widely accepted cults. Religions stigmatize cults because cults have the potential to take power away from established religions.
All hail Nigel Thornberry
All hail Nigel Thornberry
All hail Nigel Thornberry
ALL HAIL NIGEL THORNBERRY
ALL HAIL NIGEL THORNBERRY
ALL HAIL NIGEL THORNBERRY
*SMASHING*
Nigel Thornberry DLC SMASH
@@shinymainespoon bayo noooo
Hey Damien you are 175,422 subs away from 1,000,000
Well, that's technically the truth
@@bvd_vlvd lol
Wow! That's at least 2 subs away until he reaches at least 5 subs! Amazing!
@@palea1335 are you being sarcastic or something
@@terrykimball7133 ...yes...
The last one’s response should be:
“Oh ok I will throw it away then”
I want to know, how many people emidietly thaught about Sans, when ketchup being a sports drink was the topic. In another
r/tecnaclythetruth vid, there was the same post and alot of people where commenting about Sans drinking ketchup.
Is English your first language??
@@lilianadaguiar2439Technically English can't be anyones first language, because it can only be at least your second language, since you originally spoke the language known as baby.
I'll see myself out now. Have a good night/day/evening/morning/11:35 a.m. everybody!
@@lilianadaguiar2439 no, it isn't. But it's everywhere in my life right now, and eaven tho I don't know many of the grammer rules, it almost feels like it. (my first language is Estonian) Did I misplace a , ? Is that, why u ask or something else?
The Johnathan Warrington one is genius, people who don't know he owns the company will call asking for him specifically by name and think they are getting the best of the best out of dozens of employees.
Damien... airplanes are not like submarines in the sky... try taking a plane and putting it at depths a submarine will go. It’ll be crushed by the water pressure.
But I never said submarines can’t fly.
I think planes are submarines exact opposite. If subs are crushed when they go too deep, planes blow up when they goo too high (theoritically speaking) because of the pressurized cabin
@@thesturm8686 Hmm... well, there are planes that can technically fly both in atmosphere and in space, like space shuttles (which are literally big-a$$ planes strapped to a space rocket for take-off, then doing the landing from orbit on their own like a regular airplane).
Granted, their atmosphere capabilities are somewhat limited.
R/woooooosh
@@gaberialminock9867 "Don't kink-shame me!" -)
11:48
Actually, that's a thicc square cheese
3:22
He’s listening to most of the members of ac/dc talk since all but one is dead
4:44 why did EmKay turn into Joe Barbaro from Mafia 2?
"I threw up in the toilet"
"You ok?"
*picture of the movie in the toilet*
"You're getting blocked if you keep that up"
*Sends picture of a different movie in the toilet*
"I'm blocking you"
"But it's not Up..."
13:39 I would have said: 'Fine, I'll sell it then'
okay but like if Damien did ASMR I'd sooo listen to it..
Oh my god a TH-camr who doesn't apologize for being sick?
"You're getting blocked if you keep that up"
"But, I didn't, I threw it in the toilet"
👍🏻
I just gave u two thumbs up
@@syxac1275 Thanks!
"Ketchup is technically a soda"
and that's the Kilian Experience
13:39
oh I'm keeping it.
I paid like 10 bucks for it, I'm keeping it.
ok i’m blocking you
Damien’s laugh is the best thing on the planet
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin, get in the batmoveal."
You.... Shut up and take my like
@@Elitx XD
"Ketchup is a soda!"
"No, ketchup is a sports drink!"
Me: y'all drink ketchup!? Y'all just take your favorite bottle of red stuff and start chugging!?
Ketchup is spread on things! Its more like a jam. :)
I put it on the side and dip it
Last conversation, continued:
"Hey, why'd you block me! I threw that copy away!"
Me: I want a girlfriend
God: 0:28
4:55 "Now listen. That could go a lot of ways."
Yeah. One of them is into the bedroom.
10:58
The best comeback for that insult would be
"Yeah, and neither of them are fully formed"
"Babies are travel size adults" -EmKay (21 august on 2019)
Hey guess what?
Slang is slang for slang.
I-
Not to be mean, but it's actually short language
**claps**
Its hard to argue with his assessment
this was a year ago why are you guys still replying
6:29
Jellyfish: I'm going to make the humans test this
13:34 jokes on him, I’m a triplet
@@josephpetrongolo4001 why reply to me. Thats funny but y
13:37 "You're getting blocked if you keep that up"
Should've said "I'll throw it away instead then"
"You're on your last straw if you keep that up."
"Okay." [takes a picture of the dvd poking out of the bin]
The last one should have replied
“Why would I keep it it’s covered in toilet water”
or something to that extent
13:38 “fine”
*throws the UP away*
5:35 My campground has one of those, except it says “if rock is gone, there is a tornado.”
7:45
Person: what is nvm?
You: never mind
Person: but I want to know
Damien sounds different.
Damien, if you’re reading this. I think you’re sick so please feel better
How was this upload 22 seconds ago and already has comments? AMAZING
10 questions science still can't answer.
You click, you comment in 22 seconds. Multiple people do this. Boom comments
@@mathias1667 I'M LITERALLY HAVING A SEIZURE
If Damien slapping your knees is an honor, then Damien breaking your kneecaps is the ultimate reward