@@seansimons1257 She's um, special? Like you could make an episode like this, just all about her. Just searching for Scentbird CEO will give ya all kinds of fun results.
I have learned some pretty interesting things about this lady who owns the Scentbird company. Pretty crazy stuff and I have a feeling someone like you wouldn’t want to associate yourself with her :/ This video sums some of the details up if you’re interested in learning more. th-cam.com/video/whztAIWl5n8/w-d-xo.htmlsi=FVOKu64KZCiQWdYv
Every time these guys are like "liberals and yoga guys have narrow shoulders" I'm like "Bruh tell me you've never actually seen us" bc A) nobody does the hypermasc body type like gay gym bros and B) statistically, something like 50% of male dancers are gay/queer-identifying, most of us are pretty liberal, and 100% of us have to be able to fit full-grown humans on our shoulders on the regular😂
the alpha male bro movement shares an extremely striking parallel to toxic gay bro culture. The gay gym rat archetype is there for a reason. Do conservatives just assume queer people are like thin sticks of something?
“In the first century in Palestine, Christianity was a community of believers. Then Christianity moved to Greece and became a philosophy. Then it moved to Rome and became an institution. Then it moved to Europe and became a culture. And then it moved to America and became a business.” Priscilla Shirer
13:53 so only a fit priest is worth listening to? One of the challenges used against women priests was that their attractiveness would be a distraction... But clearly woman fancying a priest is not an issue??
It's still an issue if my understanding is accurate. I think it's the men who are supposed to have this attraction oddly enough. Women are still supposed to be mousey and subservient. They're just finding new ways to be hypocritical
@@amberinthemist7912 It's more that female sexual desire is irrelevant. Real or fake, it doesn't matter because as far as the religion is concerned women are barely people
@@farkasmactavish words can have more than one meaning. Like, the priest had to go to the bathroom, but it was the middle of mass, so he dropped a _farkas_ in his robes.
@@stu1037 Yeah, but fear is fear. It's specifically a threat response emotion. It has no positive connotations, no matter how desperately you try to paint your god as anything but the narcissistic abuser he self-evidently is.
Where else can jacked men with broad shoulders _who are very much not gay (just ask them)_ profess their constant undying love for a bearded man that totally could've rocked a top knot with his silky straight blonde hair, blue eyes and designer sandals? Do you even _lift_ crosses, BRO?
i really dislike the religious ones that use the "see using gods name in vain means you acknowledge him that he exists" because as forrest valkai says it "if i say holy cow am i suddenly a hindu?"
Well, silly people exist everywhere regardless of their views on religion. Some wo consider themselves Christian do have a weird notion of what "Christian" means. The same applies to any other religion. There are, on the other hand, a certain number of atheists that are constantly raging with foam around their mouth. That doesn't seem sensible, either. Let us just all calm down, think and try to understand... the beliefs of others, as well as our own. In the olden days that was what every kid learnt in primary school but now it sounds like an innovative concept.
“Narrow shoulders are for liberals and men who do yoga” lol all of this is nonsensical, but why do people have the idea that yoga can’t make you muscular? You can absolutely build shoulder strength and stability (and size!) with yoga if you want to
Dude obviously doesn’t know that visible muscle like Abs aren’t achievable for everyone because it’s not about how much you work out or restrict your food intake, but about your body physiology.
@@Alyse_bellvisible abs are there for vast majority of people. It doesn't show for most people because you have to drop to a low enough body fat percentage.
@@Alyse_bellWhether or not someone's abs are visible is dependent on the amount of adipose tissue covering the abdomen. The way one can reduce that amount of adipose connective tissue covering the abdomen is by ensuring that the amount of calories they expend on a daily basis is greater than the calories they take in. This requires our bodies to draw on energy that is already stored in our body either in the form of glycogen which is a polysaccharide stored into the liver and skeletal muscle tissue, or triglycerides which are a lipid stored in adipose connective tissue.
Never forget that one girl selling the Christian activewear has a video of her doing pull ups that then cuts back and forth to a photo of a bloody Jesus dying on the cross with the caption “Who do you represent in the gym?”
dehydrating yourself is also extremely unhealthy, but that's often what bodybuilders abd actors do to help make their muscles really pop out before showing off
The Victoria secret angels did that to. Steroids, unhealthy diets and dehydration will harm you a lot, also steroids reduce size in some things while enlarging other things.
Sounds pretty gay to me. And it sounds even funnier considering they feel the need to fill a dictionary sized book worth of reasons they're not gay. Maybe they're all just closeted.
I can’t get past the balaclava with the prominently displayed religious symbol. Maybe it’s just me but that immediately brings the word “terrorist” to mind.
The guy talking about yoga dudes and weak shoulders obviously hasn't seen someone who can go from Crow Pose to a handstand and back to Crow without their feet ever touching the floor.
In Turkey they say ‘Allah ‘hallah’ in place of an exasperated sigh, not a swear phrase but it’s said automatically in moments of surprise, frustration etc.
The same in Kazakh, with both "allah" and "qudai" (meaning "god", borrowed from Persian) used to express surprise. That person was so culturally and linguistically ignorant, it hurt.
It gets me that saying Allah in America is associated with being Muslim. Allah is the Arabic word for God, Christians in those countries also say Allah because that is the word for God, not because it is some Islamic specific word.
the ableism in these clips is…borderline triggering lol as a disabled person. like this can’t be more the textbook definition of ableism, discrimination in favor of able-bodied people. moralizing ability/disability/bodies, which are actually morally neutral. fundamentalist christianity and disability (both physical and mental)…*shudders*
I’m disabled too. This made me think of more than several moments christians have told me that I’m responsible for a genetic condition. It’s disgusting behavior.
That was my immediate thought after the first video about attractiveness being the best way to evangelize and the picture for the corn hub guy. Horrific underlying message
The reason behind it being that people back in the day thought sneezes were the body reacting to a demon, so they would say “Jesus” to scare the demon 🤣🤣 at least that’s the explanation I was given
Christ was all about the capitalism 😂. Keep in mind, when they make judgements about size, they definately don’t like disabled people like myself. I workout to stay healthly.
Huh…the example clips in this video might explain why my Evangelical brother suddenly decided to track his macros, go to the gym, and has been working to get ripped starting 2-3 years ago…
As an exmormon with a ton of religious trauma, saying oh my god or Jesus Christ as a “cuss” word is so healing for me. It’s like I’m taking back the words that hurt me and ruined religion for me, and they are my words now, not the churches words.
Do Mormons have anything to do with Christ? Isn’t it like a separate religion built off of the gospels? I heard that. I personally consider Joseph smith an Antichrist, meaning he faked miracles and made people worship him falsely. Not to discard your trauma but why are you blaming Jesus for Trauma that he didn’t give you? I might have misunderstood tho
Same way with saying something like “hail Satan” when a fundie tells you pronouns are satanic or something. There’s no more pressure to live in fear anymore once you have unraveled the blindfold
@@PeachyMangoHeart it's just taking the piss, like that one target worker who just said yes when an evangalist came up to her and accused target of selling satanic products and asked if she supported satan
I was taught that using God to sell things or using God to say that ur personal preferences are the "right" to do (like saying that a certain way of dress is morally superior when God said nothing about it/moralizing things that are not moral issues like healthy foods with religion) very much is taking the lords name in vain Also I was taught that cussing is a cultural issue not a moral one because christ never said u can't say "fuck" since he spoke Aramaic. The principle behind it: use respectful speech and do not hurt people with profanity is christian but forbidding words in a language that did not exist in the time of Jesus is not. (Edited for spelling)
I think Christian Fitness Influencers comparing fitness with being more godly is part of a larger trend. People online have been equating being philosophically/politically/morally correct with being attractive for awhile now. There's the chad vs. virgin meme which spun-off into all the variants of the chad/wojack meme in politics. Posters will equivocate being right-wing with being jacked (and being left-wing with being a scrawny "soyboy"). This plays into the rigid gender roles and sells well with disaffected males.
they take the fear of god way out of context, to fear the lord is to hate evil, ancient vocabulary sounds different to us in this day and age. a good christian should be skeptical and willing to hunt for truth
Where do you get “hate evil” from “fear God”? I thought it was an archaic use of fear that would be more accurately translated to something like “awe”.
@@emmanarotzky6565 not the person you asked but I can tell you where they got it. Proverbs 8:13 says: The fear of the Lord is to hate evil... The second part of that verse changes slightly depending on the version of the bible you're looking at but it's basically just saying "that's why I hate pride and arrogance" lol But! don't take my word for it.. google "to fear the lord is to hate evil" and see what it says. I'm not a christian but I was once and I read my bible.. more than once. It's an interesting book. Highly recommend. 6/10 cause the slow parts are s l o w... I really dgaf who begot whom. LOL
It is interesting to me to see that there is emphasis on exercise and health in Christianity now. I grew up Southern Baptist and the body was basically an afterthought and took a backseat to the "spiritual body".
Me as well! It was far more important to focus on your soul. Your body was just a vessel, and no matter how able bodied you were everyone had a different way they could contribute to the church and spreading the message of God. Much like many Christians don't care about climate change and the Earth because Jesus is coming back and they're going to heaven no matter what, not taking care of your body in a way that could lead to an earlier death wasn't that big of a deal because people didn't mind dying sooner because they'd go to heaven. Both messages can be supported by the Bible, but then again you can find Biblical justification for basically anything.
One time I asked my mom why we are told to fear god, but then also told to love god, because in my mind fear and love are incompatible. Well she explained to me that in religion the word “fear” means love. In my kid mind I thought, “oh….ok I guess it’s just another word for love in old timey Bible language.” It took me a long time to realize my original confusion was correct and that they do in fact mean that you should be afraid of god.
Hey girl, scentbird has a CEO with extreme views. I would look into it before you accept another sponsorship from them, especially considering the type of content you focus on. No hate tho, get your bag
@@phi4721one of the scentbird CEO’s ascribes to the whole “we’re living in the matrix, you can manifest everything you ever wanted, the worst thing in the world is boredom, etc” type woo-woo that a lot of out-of-touch rich people do. Idk if she’s part of an mlm scheme, but she has very similar views to a lot of those scams.
As a polytheist, I've sworn at my gods but never used their names as swear words. Christians and inconsistencies go together so well, we can't ask them to break up.
I really appreciate what the woman says at 25:05, because she's totally right! And I know that that's true because, when I use the word "sh*t" in a profane manner, I am acknowledging the existence of sh*t and proving that sh*t is the only way to the father, because the only way to believe in the father is to believe in this kind of sh*t.
Stereotyping the modern workplace as, "sitting in your cubicle" is grossly reductive. Physical fitness and strength is a relevant aspect of many many jobs. For example construction, manufacturing, landscaping, farming, equipment and vehicle maintenance, the list could go on and on. While it's true that being jacked like many of these folks are is not necessarily required, that doesn't mean a huge portion of jobs don't require a certain minimum of physical strength.
the BJJ teacher saying "ive never met anyone that didn't regret quitting BJJ" is dumb as hell. dude, youre a BJJ teacher, you're only ever going to hear from people who are coming to learn from you. the people who quit and don't care about BJJ anymore have no reason to interact with you.
The guy with the cross sky mask looks like a predator. I would get as far away from him as a could at the gym. Yikes. And totally agree with you about the thirst trapping.
In German, we have some mild expletives involving god ("Herrgott noch mal!" could be uttered in exasperation), but I'm not aware of any curse words involving Jesus. When my dad was upset about his students, he sometimes said "Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn!", which translates as "Heavens, ass and twine!" and I think that ought to catch on in the U.S.
That whole "People swear with Jesus's name because they know he's the true God" is sooooooo laughably American and Anglo centric lmao like sorry not everyone speaks English or lives in a Christian culture, what are you talking about
My dad worked for a Christian publishing company: Bibles, devotional, Christian fiction, etc. When they started a gifts division, there was a LOT of handwringing about how to market Knick-knacks and such without crossing the line into a gross using of the faith. Now, did they manage to meet that goal? I’m sure different people would have different opinions. But man, at least they wrestled with it, you know? And they never would have said “this ceramic figurine will make you a better Christian” or “truly faithful people would never have art without overtly sacred themes.”
I cant believe how spot on that Catholic guy is when he says emotions are key to getting people to change their beliefs. I just cant believe he is admitting this!!!
Promoting a healthy lifestyle is good, but when they’re bring others down for not being super strong etc and implying they need to look good for Jesus, it kinda gives eugenics vibes 😬
@@bongwaterbuffoon I assume they're referring to the one talking about how shouting "Jesus Effing Christ!" when you stub your toe indicates that you know God is real
10:48 -10:56 So ...... the content of what the person is saying is not important to them? So, seeing a handsome person is more important? Sounds like they need to work on themselves.
Hahaha! I'm so glad I watched this yesterday. While at the gym, I generally don't pay attention to others. However this morning I noticed a couple in obvious Christian brand workout attire. Cracked me up.
The "jacked" physic came into popularity with men with the rise of white collar jobs and it absolutely has to do with male insecurity about working at a desk with their brains instead of [fill in blank] with their body and personally I think it is made worse when you add in the way people look down on labor jobs and other classist attitudes and beliefs. So really.. our culture only thinks of men with muscles as being good leaders because men were afraid that they'd stop being good leaders if they didn't have muscles.. like a hundred years ago. LOL I'm sure we humans have this.. sense.. of the healthiest person being the best leader. We're just really bad at knowing what's healthy and our concept of what is healthy has changed drastically over our history.
This insult hasn't been in circulation for hundreds of years so I don't think it counts. And I'm pretty sure the "bleu" in "sacrebleu" is a replacement for "dieu" (god), not Mary... I think "sacrebleu" is much more accurately translated as "oh my gosh".
That logic behind "people only take others seriously when they are attractive, so you have to become attractive" kind of reminds me of the logic behind "when a man lusts after an attractive woman, she has to change her clothing/wear more modest clothes". Like you said: they're identifying the wrong person in this scenario as the problem.
How can you say you're not into vanity and then show people how to get the _illusion_ of big shoulders? He's proving his point that working out is just about how you look and not your actual strength and health. There's blue collar workers volunteering in Christian ministries that are twice as strong as him, but according to him if they have a little fat covering their muscles then they're not engaging in the most important part of evangelism? Why does he think there's value in converting people to a belief system because they believe it will make them attractive? He's correct that it works, but it's obviously prosperity gospel and leads to more harm than good.
I'm sure I'm not the only one to point this out, but didn't Jesus throw the tables of the sellers in the temple cause he considered it a mockery of the purpose of the temple? So what makes these guys think that Jesus is okay with them selling stuff, marketing it to Christians, telling them it will strengthen their faith?
evangelists have known sex sells for a long time. a church tried to lure me in my early teens with a youth game day, then came to my house later with a couple peers, and since i was a guy, a cute teen girl to be the main one giving me their message. to bad for them i was already questioning the concept of a deity at the age already so it just made them seem like strange bible thumpers. irony, since i was sent to catholic school, i absolutely dominated that game day's trivia section. which was of course, all bible trivia. thats when i really knew.
the "men who do yoga" bit is especially funny when you read works by people like russel paul. theres a high likelihood the historical jesus of nazareth lived in the himilayas for a time and that his time as a yogi influenced his teaching when he came back to his homeland in his 30s.
1 Samuel 16:7 KJV [7] But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart.
Me being christian, I am sceptical about other christians who believe that the earth is 6000 years old or man and woman just popped out of nowhere. It's like you have to relinquish common sense to be a christian.
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isn't the owner of scentbird really shady?
@@seansimons1257 She's um, special? Like you could make an episode like this, just all about her. Just searching for Scentbird CEO will give ya all kinds of fun results.
@@seansimons1257yes she tells people she can cure AIDS with her thoughts. Wouldn’t touch this company with a ten foot pole
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I have learned some pretty interesting things about this lady who owns the Scentbird company. Pretty crazy stuff and I have a feeling someone like you wouldn’t want to associate yourself with her :/ This video sums some of the details up if you’re interested in learning more.
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THIRST TRAPS FOR JESUS
Who are they trying to trap though, men or women? These are geared to men so I'm very confused.
@@nola281they are secretly gay
Every time these guys are like "liberals and yoga guys have narrow shoulders" I'm like "Bruh tell me you've never actually seen us" bc A) nobody does the hypermasc body type like gay gym bros and B) statistically, something like 50% of male dancers are gay/queer-identifying, most of us are pretty liberal, and 100% of us have to be able to fit full-grown humans on our shoulders on the regular😂
Yes as a former dancer I will attest that gay soy boys are some of the strongest men I've ever met.
See but these guys wouldn't know it because they're typically to insecure to ever watch something like ballet! :-D
the alpha male bro movement shares an extremely striking parallel to toxic gay bro culture. The gay gym rat archetype is there for a reason. Do conservatives just assume queer people are like thin sticks of something?
Can confirm here as 29 year old jacked lean body type with visible abs the right wing tropes about 'weak liberals' is bs. (I'm a progressive btw)
My favorite barista also teaches yoga. His shoulders are broad. He's in amazing shape.
The Christian industry is worth billions. That makes it the perfect target for capitalism
so true!
“In the first century in Palestine, Christianity was a community of believers. Then Christianity moved to Greece and became a philosophy. Then it moved to Rome and became an institution. Then it moved to Europe and became a culture. And then it moved to America and became a business.” Priscilla Shirer
It's also why it succeeded under previous monetary systems, such as feudalism, monarchical societies, and the republic of the Roman Empire.
It isn't a target. It is an active participant.
@@TititoDeBologay very true
I treat my body like a temple to Dionysus
😂
Lots of wine? 😂🍷🍇
My temple is dedicated to Baba Yaga... 🤷
@@Biiku_ all i can think is that vine of the kid going "mmmm! Chicken!!" 😂
New technique for getting swole!
All you need is a few kegs of high-grade Greek wine, and one (1) Orpheus.
I love it when my god okays my pre workout drink.
It's hilarious because pre workout tends to be packed with stimulants, which some theists believe to be evil.
Don't forgot the _divine protein shake_
As an ex mormon I will definitely now be using Joseph Smith as a curse
You Moroni
Sameee 😂
Aww, my "You Moroni" comment vanished. I wonder if it was mistaken by me calling you names
Relatable
😂 as an Atheist I will now say “ah Charles Darwin” anytime I stub my toe from now on
13:53 so only a fit priest is worth listening to? One of the challenges used against women priests was that their attractiveness would be a distraction... But clearly woman fancying a priest is not an issue??
😂, they don't believe woman have a sexual drive...
They probably don't believe women experience sexual desire.
It's still an issue if my understanding is accurate. I think it's the men who are supposed to have this attraction oddly enough. Women are still supposed to be mousey and subservient. They're just finding new ways to be hypocritical
@@amberinthemist7912 It's more that female sexual desire is irrelevant. Real or fake, it doesn't matter because as far as the religion is concerned women are barely people
Well that's not true. The only retort to female priests is that Jesus commisioned only men.
The term "god-fearing" being used as a positive tells you all you need to know about both the people who say it, and their god.
Fear of God may refer to fear itself, but more often to a sense of awe, reverence, adoration, honor, or worship.
Fear no god. Question everything.
@@stu1037 No. Fear is fear. Don't try to pretty it up with apologetics.
@@farkasmactavish words can have more than one meaning. Like, the priest had to go to the bathroom, but it was the middle of mass, so he dropped a _farkas_ in his robes.
@@stu1037 Yeah, but fear is fear. It's specifically a threat response emotion. It has no positive connotations, no matter how desperately you try to paint your god as anything but the narcissistic abuser he self-evidently is.
Makes no sense that you should fear anyone that supposedly loves you. That’s being in an abusive relationship.
Im completley convinced that religion is a kink for most of these people.
I'm very glad to know I'm not the only person who suspects this 😶
It really is a kink that I have noticed for a long, long time.
Certainly the dude who says hes only interested in church if he thinks the priest is hot.
i guess there’s two types of religious kinks 💀
Where else can jacked men with broad shoulders _who are very much not gay (just ask them)_ profess their constant undying love for a bearded man that totally could've rocked a top knot with his silky straight blonde hair, blue eyes and designer sandals? Do you even _lift_ crosses, BRO?
Isn't that one dude basically admitting that his own belief system is based on emotion rather than reason?
adrenaline junkies, this kind thinks marijuana is evil lol
The ends always justify the mean with these kinds of belief systems.
His belief system is apparently determined by how attracted he is to the priest this Sunday
You know, maybe we should take a page from him.
Atheists, let's hit the gym.
@@vintagearisenlol fr😭
i really dislike the religious ones that use the "see using gods name in vain means you acknowledge him that he exists" because as forrest valkai says it "if i say holy cow am i suddenly a hindu?"
Duuude thus had he literally rolling 😂😂😂😂😂 thanks for popping this in
I also know many ex Muslims that say “for the love of Allah!” As a curse.
@@carolbaker2773when I was Christian I used to say “Jesus Christ!!”
Now im ex-Christian and say “ Jesus FUCKING Christ!!”
Well, silly people exist everywhere regardless of their views on religion. Some wo consider themselves Christian do have a weird notion of what "Christian" means. The same applies to any other religion. There are, on the other hand, a certain number of atheists that are constantly raging with foam around their mouth. That doesn't seem sensible, either. Let us just all calm down, think and try to understand... the beliefs of others, as well as our own. In the olden days that was what every kid learnt in primary school but now it sounds like an innovative concept.
The 11th commandment: “thou shall not have narrow shoulders”
Neat, this combines my two favourite genres of videos on TH-cam: roasting fitness influencers, and roasting Christian influencers.
“Narrow shoulders are for liberals and men who do yoga” lol all of this is nonsensical, but why do people have the idea that yoga can’t make you muscular? You can absolutely build shoulder strength and stability (and size!) with yoga if you want to
Because real men lift weights, apparently.
Dude obviously doesn’t know that visible muscle like Abs aren’t achievable for everyone because it’s not about how much you work out or restrict your food intake, but about your body physiology.
I have broad shoulders due to genetics because i rarely work out. Interesting way to find out I can't be a leftist anymore. 😢
@@Alyse_bellvisible abs are there for vast majority of people. It doesn't show for most people because you have to drop to a low enough body fat percentage.
@@Alyse_bellWhether or not someone's abs are visible is dependent on the amount of adipose tissue covering the abdomen. The way one can reduce that amount of adipose connective tissue covering the abdomen is by ensuring that the amount of calories they expend on a daily basis is greater than the calories they take in. This requires our bodies to draw on energy that is already stored in our body either in the form of glycogen which is a polysaccharide stored into the liver and skeletal muscle tissue, or triglycerides which are a lipid stored in adipose connective tissue.
Never forget that one girl selling the Christian activewear has a video of her doing pull ups that then cuts back and forth to a photo of a bloody Jesus dying on the cross with the caption “Who do you represent in the gym?”
Ew, gross!
Bro really just said “use pretty privilege to your advantage to evangelize”💀
Being jacked doesn’t always mean healthy either, steroids aren't healthy...
dehydrating yourself is also extremely unhealthy, but that's often what bodybuilders abd actors do to help make their muscles really pop out before showing off
The Victoria secret angels did that to. Steroids, unhealthy diets and dehydration will harm you a lot, also steroids reduce size in some things while enlarging other things.
Professional bodybuilding is very unhealthy. But it's not that hard to be semi-jacked without them.
omg what province are u from?
@@carole-rosemelanie-jane6570 QC why? Loll
"All the guys in my church are hot! If they're not buff, they don't get in the door!"
I didn’t know churches needed bouncers 😂
Sounds pretty gay to me. And it sounds even funnier considering they feel the need to fill a dictionary sized book worth of reasons they're not gay. Maybe they're all just closeted.
It takes gatekeepers to a whole new level
What religion is this - the “First Church of Bodybuilders?”
@@wilberwhateley7569he died for our gains 😔
I know my own crisis of faith started when I discovered that the gospel writers weren’t swoll.
Well, they might have been - we have no idea who they actually were…
"I fear God." (Dresses like a member of ISIS)
Yeah, I believe you.
I can’t get past the balaclava with the prominently displayed religious symbol. Maybe it’s just me but that immediately brings the word “terrorist” to mind.
It's r/im14andthisisdeep level of cringe
@@wj2036 😂😂👍🏻
He looks scary like the villain in a CW show
Fr. If I saw a dude walk into a public space wearing that I would be concerned and watching him like a hawk.
Well yeah isis hamas and other terrorists have that so yeah😂
The guy talking about yoga dudes and weak shoulders obviously hasn't seen someone who can go from Crow Pose to a handstand and back to Crow without their feet ever touching the floor.
In Turkey they say ‘Allah ‘hallah’ in place of an exasperated sigh, not a swear phrase but it’s said automatically in moments of surprise, frustration etc.
The same in Kazakh, with both "allah" and "qudai" (meaning "god", borrowed from Persian) used to express surprise. That person was so culturally and linguistically ignorant, it hurt.
yeah my muslim family do this too!
It gets me that saying Allah in America is associated with being Muslim. Allah is the Arabic word for God, Christians in those countries also say Allah because that is the word for God, not because it is some Islamic specific word.
@@amandamandamandsyes, that is a common misconception, not only is it just a word meaning ‘god’ but Christianity and Islam have the same damn god!
@@scorsevetruly
the ableism in these clips is…borderline triggering lol as a disabled person. like this can’t be more the textbook definition of ableism, discrimination in favor of able-bodied people. moralizing ability/disability/bodies, which are actually morally neutral. fundamentalist christianity and disability (both physical and mental)…*shudders*
I’m disabled too. This made me think of more than several moments christians have told me that I’m responsible for a genetic condition. It’s disgusting behavior.
oh good point, i didn't realize that at first thank you
@@t.l.c7481yeahhhhhh this. It’s so discouraging and rude
That was my immediate thought after the first video about attractiveness being the best way to evangelize and the picture for the corn hub guy. Horrific underlying message
@@t.l.c7481That is so maddening and unfair. Yet disturbingly common.
"Look at how strong I am, also I'm terrified of an invisible man that may judge me and condemn me."
...um, ok.
I'd like to comment that here in Spain, both in Spanish and Catalan, we say "Jesus" when someone snezes, as if it was a bless you.
Me encanta cuando me encuentro a otros hispanohablantes en canales no hispanos jsjsjsj
The reason behind it being that people back in the day thought sneezes were the body reacting to a demon, so they would say “Jesus” to scare the demon 🤣🤣 at least that’s the explanation I was given
Christ was all about the capitalism 😂.
Keep in mind, when they make judgements about size, they definately don’t like disabled people like myself. I workout to stay healthly.
Drews confusion when you did the segway into the sponsored segment😂
*segue
As a former Catholic, I'm embarrassed for this GymBro.
Same, one more reason I'm glad I quit - to avoid second-hand embarrassment! 😀
Same!
Huh…the example clips in this video might explain why my Evangelical brother suddenly decided to track his macros, go to the gym, and has been working to get ripped starting 2-3 years ago…
As an exmormon with a ton of religious trauma, saying oh my god or Jesus Christ as a “cuss” word is so healing for me. It’s like I’m taking back the words that hurt me and ruined religion for me, and they are my words now, not the churches words.
Do Mormons have anything to do with Christ? Isn’t it like a separate religion built off of the gospels? I heard that. I personally consider Joseph smith an Antichrist, meaning he faked miracles and made people worship him falsely. Not to discard your trauma but why are you blaming Jesus for Trauma that he didn’t give you? I might have misunderstood tho
Same way with saying something like “hail Satan” when a fundie tells you pronouns are satanic or something. There’s no more pressure to live in fear anymore once you have unraveled the blindfold
@@bionodroid547 that is not normal
@@PeachyMangoHeart it's just taking the piss, like that one target worker who just said yes when an evangalist came up to her and accused target of selling satanic products and asked if she supported satan
Taylor, that pivot into the sponsor cracked me up 😆
I was like "Damn, why is she shooting strays at me here?"
If you use God or Jesus as part of your sales pitch, are you not taking the Name of the Lord in vain?
It's not just about cursing.
I was taught that using God to sell things or using God to say that ur personal preferences are the "right" to do (like saying that a certain way of dress is morally superior when God said nothing about it/moralizing things that are not moral issues like healthy foods with religion) very much is taking the lords name in vain
Also I was taught that cussing is a cultural issue not a moral one because christ never said u can't say "fuck" since he spoke Aramaic. The principle behind it: use respectful speech and do not hurt people with profanity is christian but forbidding words in a language that did not exist in the time of Jesus is not.
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Not a Christian, but I do remember it saying "Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth".... 😂
Godsmaxxing
Godpilled preachmaxxer - i wrote it and i then realised they would say that unironically :/
gonna start saying Charles Darwin as a cuss now lmao
Seems like he needs a middle initial to make it more impactful, like “Jesus H. Christ!” Anyone know if Darwin had a middle name?
@@CharlesPayet apparently it's Robert, but if I'm gonna use it as a replacement for JC then I'd just add "fucking" in there
I think Christian Fitness Influencers comparing fitness with being more godly is part of a larger trend. People online have been equating being philosophically/politically/morally correct with being attractive for awhile now. There's the chad vs. virgin meme which spun-off into all the variants of the chad/wojack meme in politics. Posters will equivocate being right-wing with being jacked (and being left-wing with being a scrawny "soyboy"). This plays into the rigid gender roles and sells well with disaffected males.
they take the fear of god way out of context, to fear the lord is to hate evil, ancient vocabulary sounds different to us in this day and age. a good christian should be skeptical and willing to hunt for truth
Where do you get “hate evil” from “fear God”? I thought it was an archaic use of fear that would be more accurately translated to something like “awe”.
@@emmanarotzky6565 not the person you asked but I can tell you where they got it. Proverbs 8:13 says: The fear of the Lord is to hate evil...
The second part of that verse changes slightly depending on the version of the bible you're looking at but it's basically just saying "that's why I hate pride and arrogance" lol But! don't take my word for it.. google "to fear the lord is to hate evil" and see what it says. I'm not a christian but I was once and I read my bible.. more than once. It's an interesting book. Highly recommend. 6/10 cause the slow parts are s l o w... I really dgaf who begot whom. LOL
christfluencers more like cringefluencers amiright
Cringe is dead, but Christian Cringe keeps resurrecting 😂
It is interesting to me to see that there is emphasis on exercise and health in Christianity now. I grew up Southern Baptist and the body was basically an afterthought and took a backseat to the "spiritual body".
I think it's to counter the leftist fat liberation crowd.
Grifters will never pass up the opportunity for a cash grab.
I did too, but God forbid you wanted a tattoo because then your body is a temple?
Me as well! It was far more important to focus on your soul. Your body was just a vessel, and no matter how able bodied you were everyone had a different way they could contribute to the church and spreading the message of God. Much like many Christians don't care about climate change and the Earth because Jesus is coming back and they're going to heaven no matter what, not taking care of your body in a way that could lead to an earlier death wasn't that big of a deal because people didn't mind dying sooner because they'd go to heaven. Both messages can be supported by the Bible, but then again you can find Biblical justification for basically anything.
One time I asked my mom why we are told to fear god, but then also told to love god, because in my mind fear and love are incompatible. Well she explained to me that in religion the word “fear” means love. In my kid mind I thought, “oh….ok I guess it’s just another word for love in old timey Bible language.” It took me a long time to realize my original confusion was correct and that they do in fact mean that you should be afraid of god.
Good old "Thou shalt get shredded"😀 I'm in middle of the video, wondering whether crossfit will get recommended at any point 😀
😭😭😭 underrated comment!!
Excellent video! It reminds me of why I left Christian fundamentalism.
In Quebec, the most audacious swear words are aspects of the Catholic Church.
Yes but also they aire not really audacious. Just swear words.
Tabarnak! 😅
crisse et tabernac!!!
Don't forget "câlice"! 😂
Oh, and "saint-ciboire"... and "viarge"! :P
Hey girl, scentbird has a CEO with extreme views. I would look into it before you accept another sponsorship from them, especially considering the type of content you focus on. No hate tho, get your bag
Thank you for alerting her!!
What are the extreme views?
Oh yeah I forgot about that, I don't think many people know bc the weird videos she posts are very separated from scentbird as a business
@@phi4721one of the scentbird CEO’s ascribes to the whole “we’re living in the matrix, you can manifest everything you ever wanted, the worst thing in the world is boredom, etc” type woo-woo that a lot of out-of-touch rich people do. Idk if she’s part of an mlm scheme, but she has very similar views to a lot of those scams.
@@phi4721I second this question
“With God, all things are profitable”
As a polytheist, I've sworn at my gods but never used their names as swear words.
Christians and inconsistencies go together so well, we can't ask them to break up.
0:29 I like your split screen! I kinda miss seeing y’all sit next to one another so this is a wonderful compromise with the new set. ☺️
I really appreciate what the woman says at 25:05, because she's totally right! And I know that that's true because, when I use the word "sh*t" in a profane manner, I am acknowledging the existence of sh*t and proving that sh*t is the only way to the father, because the only way to believe in the father is to believe in this kind of sh*t.
This is just grifting. P.T. Barnum would be a trillionaire in the current era.
Yeah, he'd just say he was a Christian. It's not snake oil guys! It's Jesus oil!
Jesus flipped all those tabled for nothing
No way! That was Jesus flexing like, “Do you even CrossFit, Bro Pharisee?”
I love that you are both on screen at the same time again!!
agree! that was something i really missed with the last video, i think this is a great compromise
Stereotyping the modern workplace as, "sitting in your cubicle" is grossly reductive. Physical fitness and strength is a relevant aspect of many many jobs. For example construction, manufacturing, landscaping, farming, equipment and vehicle maintenance, the list could go on and on. While it's true that being jacked like many of these folks are is not necessarily required, that doesn't mean a huge portion of jobs don't require a certain minimum of physical strength.
I just can’t get over how much cute the both of you are together ❤. That is all.
Jezer doesn't mention on their website where the apparel is manufactured. Wonder why.
"blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth"
Yeah! When we are done with it nerds!
Romania is predominantly christian - eastern orthodox.. and we use the devil as a curse word all the time… so then our true god is the devilll? 🤔😄
the BJJ teacher saying "ive never met anyone that didn't regret quitting BJJ" is dumb as hell. dude, youre a BJJ teacher, you're only ever going to hear from people who are coming to learn from you. the people who quit and don't care about BJJ anymore have no reason to interact with you.
The guy with the cross sky mask looks like a predator. I would get as far away from him as a could at the gym. Yikes. And totally agree with you about the thirst trapping.
In German, we have some mild expletives involving god ("Herrgott noch mal!" could be uttered in exasperation), but I'm not aware of any curse words involving Jesus.
When my dad was upset about his students, he sometimes said "Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn!", which translates as "Heavens, ass and twine!" and I think that ought to catch on in the U.S.
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Verdammt noch mal, no one taught me that when I studied in Göttingen! 😂 Gonna remember it for sure.
Gotta be hot for Jesus lmao
Loved when drew didn't see the segue coming 😀
That whole "People swear with Jesus's name because they know he's the true God" is sooooooo laughably American and Anglo centric lmao like sorry not everyone speaks English or lives in a Christian culture, what are you talking about
What did societies do before jesus?
My guess is they used the gods of their respective cultures and belief systems.
Like Zeus for example.
My dad worked for a Christian publishing company: Bibles, devotional, Christian fiction, etc. When they started a gifts division, there was a LOT of handwringing about how to market Knick-knacks and such without crossing the line into a gross using of the faith. Now, did they manage to meet that goal? I’m sure different people would have different opinions. But man, at least they wrestled with it, you know? And they never would have said “this ceramic figurine will make you a better Christian” or “truly faithful people would never have art without overtly sacred themes.”
My dad quit jiu jitsu and regrets it so…maybe they’re right. lol
I know I’d miss taekwondo if I stopped training for some reason. I love the way it helps me connect with myself and my own power.
What would Jesus do? Look ripped apparently.
Cartman was right!
"Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross
I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot."
The food at The Last Supper was 100% pure protein
HAHAHA I love how confused your hubby was as you were tying in your sponsor. Y'all are so cute :)
They want pilots to be tall dark and handsome when shorter people are better at taking G's.
"strength that you get from evil Eastern spirits" 🤣🤣
So... new age superficial Christianity?
I cant believe how spot on that Catholic guy is when he says emotions are key to getting people to change their beliefs. I just cant believe he is admitting this!!!
Promoting a healthy lifestyle is good, but when they’re bring others down for not being super strong etc and implying they need to look good for Jesus, it kinda gives eugenics vibes 😬
That one girl gave the most “I’m 14 and this is deep” speech I’ve ever heard in my entire life. She really thought she was onto something.
Brb dry scooping my Bible mid workout
I love the dog got in with you, it's the whole family together.
That lady was really out here thinking she sounded good, but her attitude, energy and words were just horrible lol.
That's the one that confused me the most. The other guys were just saying the quiet part out loud, she was just vociferous in her ignorance.
the self deception is strong in that one XXD
Which lady?
@@bongwaterbuffoon I assume they're referring to the one talking about how shouting "Jesus Effing Christ!" when you stub your toe indicates that you know God is real
@@Fernando-ek8jp Oooh, ok 👍
10:48 -10:56 So ...... the content of what the person is saying is not important to them? So, seeing a handsome person is more important?
Sounds like they need to work on themselves.
Can confirm as someone who grew up Muslim, they use ‘ya allah’ (oh god) and other expletives I don’t remember, it’s not just Christians
Hahaha! I'm so glad I watched this yesterday. While at the gym, I generally don't pay attention to others. However this morning I noticed a couple in obvious Christian brand workout attire. Cracked me up.
My body is a temple. To Baba Yaga.
"My body is a temple: ancient and crumbling, probably cursed, harboring an unspeakable horror" got that on a tee
The "jacked" physic came into popularity with men with the rise of white collar jobs and it absolutely has to do with male insecurity about working at a desk with their brains instead of [fill in blank] with their body and personally I think it is made worse when you add in the way people look down on labor jobs and other classist attitudes and beliefs. So really.. our culture only thinks of men with muscles as being good leaders because men were afraid that they'd stop being good leaders if they didn't have muscles.. like a hundred years ago. LOL
I'm sure we humans have this.. sense.. of the healthiest person being the best leader. We're just really bad at knowing what's healthy and our concept of what is healthy has changed drastically over our history.
28:13 the French have what translates to "sacred blue" which is a reference to Mother Mary, who is a saint. So yeah, I would say they do
This insult hasn't been in circulation for hundreds of years so I don't think it counts. And I'm pretty sure the "bleu" in "sacrebleu" is a replacement for "dieu" (god), not Mary... I think "sacrebleu" is much more accurately translated as "oh my gosh".
Something something something preacher curls
That logic behind "people only take others seriously when they are attractive, so you have to become attractive" kind of reminds me of the logic behind "when a man lusts after an attractive woman, she has to change her clothing/wear more modest clothes". Like you said: they're identifying the wrong person in this scenario as the problem.
How can you say you're not into vanity and then show people how to get the _illusion_ of big shoulders? He's proving his point that working out is just about how you look and not your actual strength and health. There's blue collar workers volunteering in Christian ministries that are twice as strong as him, but according to him if they have a little fat covering their muscles then they're not engaging in the most important part of evangelism? Why does he think there's value in converting people to a belief system because they believe it will make them attractive? He's correct that it works, but it's obviously prosperity gospel and leads to more harm than good.
Drew's face when he realized you were leading into the scentbird ad was hilarious 😂
Whether intentionally or not, most of these people are just diaguising Patriarchy as "Christianity".
I'm sure I'm not the only one to point this out, but didn't Jesus throw the tables of the sellers in the temple cause he considered it a mockery of the purpose of the temple? So what makes these guys think that Jesus is okay with them selling stuff, marketing it to Christians, telling them it will strengthen their faith?
Nah. They think that Jesus was literally flexing on the Pharisees, so *obviously* Jesus had to be jacked.
gotta question everything
evangelists have known sex sells for a long time. a church tried to lure me in my early teens with a youth game day, then came to my house later with a couple peers, and since i was a guy, a cute teen girl to be the main one giving me their message. to bad for them i was already questioning the concept of a deity at the age already so it just made them seem like strange bible thumpers. irony, since i was sent to catholic school, i absolutely dominated that game day's trivia section. which was of course, all bible trivia. thats when i really knew.
the "men who do yoga" bit is especially funny when you read works by people like russel paul. theres a high likelihood the historical jesus of nazareth lived in the himilayas for a time and that his time as a yogi influenced his teaching when he came back to his homeland in his 30s.
This was gold haha! Also i enjoy this set up of side to side and video in the middle, flows very well :)
"Darn you, Darwin!"
Penguins of Madagascar
I am a large, intimidating, masculine man but I am 100% not a good christian man. I am good, just not christian.
1 Samuel 16:7 KJV
[7] But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart.
Me being christian, I am sceptical about other christians who believe that the earth is 6000 years old or man and woman just popped out of nowhere. It's like you have to relinquish common sense to be a christian.
Men and women didn't just pop out of nowhere. Read your bible
@@user-fs3hs4xb6c and read your proper history so you won't think English is the only language.
@@joandarc441 what are you on about. The Bible clearly explains where men and women came from
“Charles Darwin!” Is my new cuss word 😂
Grindr logic abounds in Christian masculinity. Everyone’s 6’3”, unless they’re 5’3”.