It's a good possibility. With his father being O5-12 at some point, if not currently and focusing a lot of his time trying to get SCP-321 released, Dr. Bright might have been a bit forgotten.
Considering there is an actual emergency procedure for "Bright family reunion" that involves leaving an offering of beer outside your office and barricading yourself inside, a hug from his mother would probably do more harm than good
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE mmhm. Just don't walk in on Clef in his office while he mutters. Oh, wait, I forgot you're not allowed to do that anymore (#36)
I don't know what's crazier, Dr. Bright trying to use SCPs to form his own Justice League, or Dr. Clef going along with Dr. Bright's idea. I figured he of all people would have more sense than that.
I have no idea if this has been asked before, but: What would happen if "Mr. Deeds" was summoned and then *he* was given the bell and told to ring it? On a relevant note: "Did your mothers not hug you enough as children" is, for some reason, the funniest line in the entire video.
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE I'm surprised you didn't consider recruiting Major Alexei Belitrov to be the Cyborg for your SCP Justice League. And also, I see a Man of Culture in Hunter, knowing about the 2000s Cartoon Network version of Justice League. Mad respect.
Don't be too harsh on Dr Bright : He totally could have sent his new Justice League to fight The Hard To Destroy Reptile, by saying 'Hey, let's fight Killer Croc'. 😹
@@Paul_Bedford am I the only one who kind of thinks Dr bright is literally just a child in an adults body I mean only a child would think of something this outlandish
Well, I'll say this, Dr. Bright may be a deranged, immortal, anomalous equivalent to Deadpool, but he has good taste. The Justice League cartoon was and always will be fire. 🔥
Worlds, yes the plural is important between Deadpool, bright, and quite possibly God we'd be made, unmade, remade, turned into a burrito and then shoved up the reptiles butt for good measure before they reach marvels zombie world.
Is this why Dr Bright and Dr Clef are not allowed in the same room without a responsible adult since their interaction caused the deaths of several foundation staff and mash potatoes stuck on the ceiling that no amount of washing can remove?
How about a video on kid SCPs going on adventures? It would be so cute to see their shenanigans, like the kids work together to have an extra hour on the playground by sneaking out of containment. Or getting into disguises in order to sneak into a movie.
How did Dr. Bright end up apprehended by the Red Right Hand while wearing a Batman Halloween costume? He's Dr. Bright. Do you really need more information?
I can not get enough of dr bright and dr Alto, they remind me of myself when I get so bored and my mischievous side comes out 😂, setting up traps for my friends in video games, scaring them and so on, all for a laugh and something different.... Without trying to kill anyone 😅 but accidents happen I guess 😁...🤷♀️
"...Did your mothers not hug you enough as children..." (@ 15:02) Sadly, even though the answer to this for both of them was a depressing no, I couldn't stop laughing! I'm done!!!! 😭😭😭
" did your parents never hug you as children?. Darn didn't know the executives could insult them that badly I expected it from some bosses but not the council just damn😭
Wonderful adventure, even though I didn't feel as immersed in this one as some of the other stories, it was still great fun to hear something out of Dr. Bright's imagination. Hope you're having a good day, dear reader, and may you get to enjoy many more stories :)
It would take Zatanna upwards to give the Foundation trouble, of which there are about a dozen (mainstream) Leaguers that could be a problem. Any JLer weaker than Zee is fair game for SCP-148 to neutralize, then the MTFs roll in
Wait. So if the foundation asks 343 to help then he does nothing but he just says yes with bright? Btw if they really needed an equal force of evil. Wouldn’t the only thing that even came somewhat close be a group containing all Apollyons.
The Legion of Doom was lead by Alto Clef, who's specialty is being an anti-reality warper. He could theoretically serve as 343's counter, although he wasn't used this way in this video
Come to think about it...what would happen if Cain put on the Mask? Would it destroy itself? Would it simply take him over since itself should be resistant to its corrosive fluid?
I feel as though every time bright takes a new body and kills the host, he kills a part of himself, his sanity is slowly decaying and the foundation is finally starting to break him
THIS IS JUST HILARIOUS xDxDXD The two most famous doctors causing several containment breaches just for fun, and acting like children in the most powerful organization in the world ALSO 343 FACE WHILE HE WAS GOING TO THE CANTEEN IS JUST PERFECT I now want to know what did the O5 council tell him
"Next came the two token female superheroes pairing off to fight each other in a way that feels oddly condescending" LITERALLY THO IT HAPPENS ALMOST ALL THE TIME
I’m actually with what the 05 Council said because this is Very Childish (But I’m surprised we didn’t get to see THE SPECTER he would have fit in Great here) (WE NEED THE SPECTER IN THESE VIDEOS MORE)
Dr. Bright is not allowed to make, alter,view or comment on any and all videos placed in a fun TH-cam channel called SCP Explained, the 05 is still trying to figure out how they know so much about the foundation...
Between the bad ideas of clef and bright. Clef had the most terrible idea to date here. Able and the possessive mask are the two most dangerous SCP’s that I know.
Wow the 0.5 council actually having enough and putting there foot down ....kinda scared for SCP Foundation on how Dr.Bright and Dr.Alto Cliff are gonna one up this in the future....
@@msmaria5039 that we'd be interesting and if Dath Vader was Dr. Alto Cliff it be cool to also see Dr.Buck as Padmea...different channel but still, ...yup we we'd know if the 0.5 were serious about their threat
Screw War, Death, Famine and Pestilence, we got Clef, Gears, Kondraki, and Bright. -Dr. Bright Day 476 of asking the O5 Council to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.
SO not surprised that this chaos was caused by Bright and Clef. I am suspecting that "God" goes along with it just so that it dosn't go as bad it might have. He's very OP.
Why didn’t Cane and Able go at each other immediately when seeing each other. And Dr Bright’s team should’ve won no contest they have a man who can’t take damage and God on their team lol.
4:00 so instead of using a beautiful person he..... Oh wait she's not in the team because she could turn into a better version of Cain or 343 .... That would be the biggest containment breach
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"did your parents not give you enough attention as children" unfortunately Jack probably didn't
Read "Major Tom".
When your father got assisnated so i guess
To be fair, knowing his family, that's probably for the best.
It's a good possibility. With his father being O5-12 at some point, if not currently and focusing a lot of his time trying to get SCP-321 released, Dr. Bright might have been a bit forgotten.
Sadly I agree with that poor jack.
"Did Dr. Bright care? Absolutely not" pretty much sums up Dr. Bright and his Shenanigans
yes i agree
chainsaw cannon
@@JinxZ11I swear to God one day his ass is gonna make some fuckin functional chainsaw man lookin costume and go on a rampage
@@atomixwastewould not be surprised, honestly
I only care when it's more depressing than funny
O5-1: Did your mothers not hug you enough as children?
Bright: You're really gonna pull the "family" card? With *me?*
Oof 05-1
Dr bright: go and ask 05-6'aka makelle bright'
I went and watches the other video
Considering there is an actual emergency procedure for "Bright family reunion" that involves leaving an offering of beer outside your office and barricading yourself inside, a hug from his mother would probably do more harm than good
Whoever drew the thumbnail knew exactly what they were doing. Dr. Bright is a real chad when it comes to "containing" anomalies.
Di-did you just copy your comment?
@@aaronthekidofficial9912 Don't copy it, I deleted it and reposted it, a small grammatical error.
@@joonasrikkonen7355 Editing comments jumpscare
@@joonasrikkonen7355 you can edit a comment. Just telling u so you don’t have to delete and repost a comment again
@@joonasrikkonen7355 oh ok that's why I saw 2. My bad.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to bring ANY fictional characters from ANY kind of media into our reality for ANY reason ever. Again!
Screw the O5 Council! They always ban the fun stuff!
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE facts
Who knows what he'll do with them?
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE Your definition of fun is more..chaotic then fun
@@ThrillSeeker3524 Sex and Crimes!
I like it when Ferdinand says “Do you want to see a magic trick?” Then pulled out a pencil and clef said “No”
Alto enjoys his 29/20 vision, I guess
Ukelele chad moment
Lex Luther moment😂
let’s face it, there’s basically an entire list of things bright is not allowed to do.
but we still love him anyway
It do exist a list about that I think it's over 300 things on it as we speak
No, there is a literal list of things he's not allowed to do, and it's rather long
@@meliasnahtony2951 Shut up! People love me for that.
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE mmhm. Just don't walk in on Clef in his office while he mutters.
Oh, wait, I forgot you're not allowed to do that anymore (#36)
rather the point that whole list of things that he isn't allowed to do exists is the reason why we like him
Today, O5-1 was not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed. He is the SCP Foundation's "The Question".
🤣
Like Waluigi from Mario 3v3 Hoops?
I don't know what's crazier, Dr. Bright trying to use SCPs to form his own Justice League, or Dr. Clef going along with Dr. Bright's idea. I figured he of all people would have more sense than that.
Lol Cleft is a narracist thru and thru so seeing bright doing what he was doing he had to one up him lol.😂
@@wargandi7659 Figures. Though, for someone who's last name is Bright, Jack certainly doesn't live up to the namesake.
@@joeleboeuf i mean can you blame the man? He been pretty much alive forever so getting bored is sure to be a problem 😅.
Well, remember, Dr. Clef is also the guy who pretended to be a crazed Bright clone once because "it was funny".
@@TrueLadyEvilChan 🤨 He actually did that?
6:54 Even if the joker isn’t anomalous, the SCP Foundation should feel some shred of humanity to want to contain him.
Hell there's a lot of SCPs that are less weird than him
Thanks for letting me know on what you want the Council to do next!
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE dr bright is no longer to comment on TH-cam videos
@@jaydenfulton304 You know he'll break that rule
he's anomalously FUNNY! at least to himself!
I have no idea if this has been asked before, but: What would happen if "Mr. Deeds" was summoned and then *he* was given the bell and told to ring it?
On a relevant note: "Did your mothers not hug you enough as children" is, for some reason, the funniest line in the entire video.
"Did your mothers not hug you you enough as children" considering the Bright family's history the answer is probably no
That is the best line ive seen yet
SWEET HOME ALABAMA.
I was Laughing my head off
Did Your mothers not hug you enough as children were you given enough attention
*Dr. Bright is doing something dumb*
Me: Yeah, that tracks
*Dr. Clef decides to join in*
Me: Oh. Oh NO.
It’s like watching a slow motion train crash:
You just can’t help but watch to see what happens!!! 🤣🤣🤣
😭
It’s funny that 343 is always on pair with whatever Bright is up to
Someone has to be the adult in the room
Dr. Bright is a big brain - wants to create SCP Justice League to do all the work for him.
Thanks for the compliment!
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE your evil
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE I'm surprised you didn't consider recruiting Major Alexei Belitrov to be the Cyborg for your SCP Justice League.
And also, I see a Man of Culture in Hunter, knowing about the 2000s Cartoon Network version of Justice League. Mad respect.
Not to do all the work for the foundation? What about MTF Alpha 9 then?
@@isaacgodby9848 you’re
Don't be too harsh on Dr Bright : He totally could have sent his new Justice League to fight The Hard To Destroy Reptile, by saying 'Hey, let's fight Killer Croc'. 😹
343 would have solo'd 682
@@Paul_Bedfordno because they have tried that 343 doesn’t see 682 and says that he did not creat this
@@Paul_Bedford am I the only one who kind of thinks Dr bright is literally just a child in an adults body I mean only a child would think of something this outlandish
dr bright solo's 682, its jus make the hard to estroy reptile touch his pendant and kabum.
Well, I'll say this, Dr. Bright may be a deranged, immortal, anomalous equivalent to Deadpool, but he has good taste. The Justice League cartoon was and always will be fire. 🔥
Can you imagine if Bright teamed up with Deadpool? The world would be doomed lol.
Worlds, yes the plural is important between Deadpool, bright, and quite possibly God we'd be made, unmade, remade, turned into a burrito and then shoved up the reptiles butt for good measure before they reach marvels zombie world.
This is absolute gold. It makes my days "bright" and it'll never stop boosting my mood lol
How nice! He have a BRIGHT idea!
@@CookieandChoco He always has BRIGHT ideas lol 😂😂😂
I love “Bright” ideas. Lol
hehe bright
Is this why Dr Bright and Dr Clef are not allowed in the same room without a responsible adult since their interaction caused the deaths of several foundation staff and mash potatoes stuck on the ceiling that no amount of washing can remove?
I think so XDXD
But wasn't 343 a "Responible Adult"?🤔🤔
what I have learned from all of these is that 343 is down for whatever idea Dr.Bright has
343 works in mysterious ways.
He just feels bad for him
343 always likes BRIGHT ideas
@@msmaria5039 I want that as a shirt
You would be too
Able saying "Stop doing that it is dishonorable" to his knives being eaten made me smile 13:18
you know, sometimes I wonder, how can the cleaning staff handle so much work?
They're probably among the highest paid employes
Whiskey. Whiskey and a hatred of their own lives.
Probably anomalous cleaners
@@jelleluyten5017 That would make a good video. Who cleans up the mess? Do they have special teams like the MTF? Is there scps in the cleaning staff?
i think they use the D-class?
How about a video on kid SCPs going on adventures? It would be so cute to see their shenanigans, like the kids work together to have an extra hour on the playground by sneaking out of containment. Or getting into disguises in order to sneak into a movie.
Not 053, though.
4666 is a good start
@@itsjustaclint8404 We got a psychopath over here.
That’s a good idea! But not 053! She will cause everyone in the movie gone insane
Also can you do a list of SCPS Kids?
They should be giving a raise for all the foundations employees for having to put up with the B.S that these two cause on a daily basis.
The SCP is its own worst enemy. Or at least two of the members.
Hehe, you’re completely right!
They're definitely best friends now btw
@@THE_SOSC Clef and I have been fighting in multiple comment threads over and over again! So no, not friends.
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE friends can fight
@@THE_SOSC We fight as enemies.
This is slowly becoming a series of wacky adventures with Dr Bright and God
I love how Cain is always always wrapped up in Brights business
God too mostly because Bright gonna do it anyways so he's just there to lessen damage
@@morganmiller41343 is the only adult in the room.
14:48
"05-1 the long suffering chairmen of the 05 council"
feels bad man
How did Dr. Bright end up apprehended by the Red Right Hand while wearing a Batman Halloween costume?
He's Dr. Bright. Do you really need more information?
The one time Dr alto cleft and Dr bright actually get along and enjoy being around each other n it was ruined 😭
DR Bright: Is bored
Also Dr Bright: ***Just straight up asks god to join the justice league***
And God accepts
@@ZachCremisiSky Yeah XD!
You know God knew the outcome and just wanted to have fun lol.
Gonna be honest I can see God actually giving bright the go ahead to do this, I mean have you seen the man's sense of humor?
I can not get enough of dr bright and dr Alto, they remind me of myself when I get so bored and my mischievous side comes out 😂, setting up traps for my friends in video games, scaring them and so on, all for a laugh and something different.... Without trying to kill anyone 😅 but accidents happen I guess 😁...🤷♀️
"...Did your mothers not hug you enough as children..." (@ 15:02)
Sadly, even though the answer to this for both of them was a depressing no, I couldn't stop laughing! I'm done!!!! 😭😭😭
" did your parents never hug you as children?. Darn didn't know the executives could insult them that badly I expected it from some bosses but not the council just damn😭
The thumbnail artists getting bolder over time gives me life ong
Wonderful adventure, even though I didn't feel as immersed in this one as some of the other stories, it was still great fun to hear something out of Dr. Bright's imagination.
Hope you're having a good day, dear reader, and may you get to enjoy many more stories :)
Justice League is not even a threat to the SCP Foundation he is what the SCP Foundation would referred to a typical Tuesday!
Can confirm.
The real battle would be with the ethics committee
It would take Zatanna upwards to give the Foundation trouble, of which there are about a dozen (mainstream) Leaguers that could be a problem. Any JLer weaker than Zee is fair game for SCP-148 to neutralize, then the MTFs roll in
Wait. So if the foundation asks 343 to help then he does nothing but he just says yes with bright?
Btw if they really needed an equal force of evil. Wouldn’t the only thing that even came somewhat close be a group containing all Apollyons.
The Legion of Doom was lead by Alto Clef, who's specialty is being an anti-reality warper. He could theoretically serve as 343's counter, although he wasn't used this way in this video
@@uberlisk Is Dr. Clefs anti-reality warping ability really strong enough though?
@@Gargsco In the canons where 343 is just Methuselah and not straight-up God, yes
Even God can get bored sometimes.
"Enter: Dr. Alto Cleff" Oh NO oh dear oh god
The cleaning staff better get a raise after this
Bright and clef just acting like kids smashing their toys together.
Come to think about it...what would happen if Cain put on the Mask? Would it destroy itself? Would it simply take him over since itself should be resistant to its corrosive fluid?
I feel as though every time bright takes a new body and kills the host, he kills a part of himself, his sanity is slowly decaying and the foundation is finally starting to break him
If I was Dr. Bright, I would respond with. "You know my family."
THIS IS JUST HILARIOUS xDxDXD
The two most famous doctors causing several containment breaches just for fun, and acting like children in the most powerful organization in the world
ALSO 343 FACE WHILE HE WAS GOING TO THE CANTEEN IS JUST PERFECT
I now want to know what did the O5 council tell him
DR.Clef literally try destroy the world with those SCP lineups 😂😂
Love the 05-1 voice. Truly the hard-hitting, tough love kind of boss.
I really love hearing about the diverse, unique & legendary doctors of the SCP universe.
Pure comedy gold, if you ask me
I would agree
Every once in awhile you've got to wonder why the foundation hasn't put these two guys in a cell somewhere far far apart from each other
The last thing that I would expect to happen at the SCP foundation is an MTF arresting a site director.
As soon as they said something about needing a vilan I was like "ah, clef."
"Next came the two token female superheroes pairing off to fight each other in a way that feels oddly condescending"
LITERALLY THO IT HAPPENS ALMOST ALL THE TIME
Dr.Bright is acting kinda sus in the thumbnail
I swear🤣
hmmm…
There's been a lot of bondage in recent thumbnails
@@TrueLadyEvilChanwhat the hell is bondage?
@@dastardlyruby74737 DONT look it up
Dr. Bright is a superhero already. He works in a foundation dedicated to save the World.
Can you make a playlist of every video where someone from another fictional universe interacts with the SCP Foundation in some way?
We are getting so close to 682 VS Doomsday, aren’t we?
I want to see that fight.
It would be the fight of legends
God I love Bright and Clef. They really brought some of the most powerful anomalies together just to kill an afternoon and have some fun
15:27 this is the most effective way to eliminate basically any annomally
How did Dr. Bright's hand not get hurt when he shook Cactusman's hand 💀
I’m actually with what the 05 Council said because this is Very Childish (But I’m surprised we didn’t get to see THE SPECTER he would have fit in Great here) (WE NEED THE SPECTER IN THESE VIDEOS MORE)
Nah dude, the specter fights crimes…
Not whatever this is.
@@Gargsco you do have a point
Good to see Dr bright doing goofy stuff again
I never stopped. I just started being a little more subtle, until I remembered how boring that was
@@dr.bright6272 Hey! Did the O5 Council let you copy me again, Clef?
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE I'm not Clef
@@dr.bright6272 Yes you are! Clef has impersonated me on a zillion platforms before!
@@dr.bright6272 oh no who's the real bright?
Dr. Bright is not allowed to create: “The SCP Avengers”
Why not?
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE
You’re not allowed to do it so stop it or Else
*pulls out math work*
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE well it wouldn't be fair to the justice league
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE Your world is quite strange. All the more reason I hate portals...
@@TheLane1976 It was bad enough having to do that 50 page crossword puzzle!
So Dr Bright did nothing wrong, it was Dr clef that ruined it lol.
I agree!
Can we talk about the fact that these two both have the power to just have highly dangerous anomalies transported to whereever they want on a whim?
Lord adjudicateor clef and Abel teaming up is a terrifying prospect if they were serious
Ok but I was busting a gut for the entire 05-1 memo
Teacher:so why did you do that
Me:"it was peer pressure you see, I never wanted to"
Dr. Bright and Dr. Clef are the chaos duo
I'm sure the scp foundation have a whole task force just for Dr.Bright
they do lmaoo
We do
0:40
Nice groundwork and segway into an animated tale of "Unfinished Business".
Jack Bright is like the main character of this channel. He has everyone's attention
I loved those from BTAS, Superman, Justice League and JL Unlimited. This video inspired me to watch them again.
I would have just sat in the cafeteria in the far corner just to wach the fight.
these thumbnails real aesthetically pleasing recently
Dr. Bright is not allowed to make, alter,view or comment on any and all videos placed in a fun TH-cam channel called SCP Explained, the 05 is still trying to figure out how they know so much about the foundation...
I think we all know where Dr. Bright is gonna take Wonder Woman from the thumbnail👀
Between the bad ideas of clef and bright. Clef had the most terrible idea to date here. Able and the possessive mask are the two most dangerous SCP’s that I know.
what about 106?
This is genius!!! Mostly because i can see Dr.Bright doing something like this.
4:33 Damnit Dr. Bright, you're trying to create the Justice League, not the Wonder Twins!
Wow this is amazing he has this many. Rules he not allowed to do I’m surprised he hasn’t learned to behave yet
That’s the thing, I’m too cool to give up!
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE you must Jack if you don’t. You’ll basically lose all your rights
@@greenightponydragon5127uuuhm. You must jack if you don’t?
@@greenightponydragon5127punctuation my lad, punctuation
@@greenightponydragon5127 Saul Goodman says I have rights!
Ya know if we just paint a giant joker smile on 682 I swear he will fill the role out perfectly!
Wow the 0.5 council actually having enough and putting there foot down ....kinda scared for SCP Foundation on how Dr.Bright and Dr.Alto Cliff are gonna one up this in the future....
What if Dr. Bright decided to film his own version of the Star Wars sequels?
@@msmaria5039 that we'd be interesting and if Dath Vader was Dr. Alto Cliff it be cool to also see Dr.Buck as Padmea...different channel but still, ...yup we we'd know if the 0.5 were serious about their threat
Well maybe he could ask 343 for a dimension next time they do stuff so that the O5 don’t stop them…
Dr. Bright actually had a good idea here.
“There was one, really obvious answer really.”
_looks at Cain, eyes glow_
*_CLEF_*
Screw War, Death, Famine and Pestilence, we got Clef, Gears, Kondraki, and Bright.
-Dr. Bright
Day 476 of asking the O5 Council to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.
Inaccurate quote but I *will* ask the Council to do that.
Let’s be honest, SCP-343 could literally solo everyone except maybe Able
No he could handle Abel with ease.
Able has shown no resistance to reality warping. And I'm pretty sure in one of the tales 343 helped Able fight the scarlet kinf
If you take the „343 is a part of the Allmighty“ version of thr SCP then it’s over regardless of who he is facing
What about 3999?
They should just let Jack stay in the same body for like 20 years and see if it give some some much-needed stability
"heros are cringe"
Dr. Bright:GET TF OUT OF MY HOUSE!
He has his flaws but Dr.Bright has good taste.
The old 2000s Justice League was awesome.
Now I wanna rewatch it again...
Dr. bright is one of my favorite people at the foundation
In some universe, for some reason, after finding out about this, the 0-5 council started encouraging this.
SO not surprised that this chaos was caused by Bright and Clef. I am suspecting that "God" goes along with it just so that it dosn't go as bad it might have. He's very OP.
Imagine If doctor bright couldn’t be around children
That thumbnail...
Dr. Bright, you naughty boy; Santa would not approve.
If only we knew what was dr bright was going to do with her in the thumbnail 🤔
We were going to play Monopoly!
@@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE 😏😏😏
Why didn’t Cane and Able go at each other immediately when seeing each other. And Dr Bright’s team should’ve won no contest they have a man who can’t take damage and God on their team lol.
Real big missed opportunity. All the superheroes and you didn't consider to use *THE SPECTER.*
Once again Bright and Clef do something stupid. and O5-1's response was perfect.
"he was watching-" okay see now there's your problem. You let Dr. Bright watch movies again.
4:00 so instead of using a beautiful person he..... Oh wait she's not in the team because she could turn into a better version of Cain or 343 .... That would be the biggest containment breach
Able: What the f*ck are you doing?! This is supposed to be actual combat.