“Them nurses” have seen everything a thousand times. Unless a particular person has a truly unique anatomical feature, they’ve forgotten you before you hit the parking lot.
My granddaughter was with my wife when I came to and farted up a storm. We later went out to eat and my granddaughter had to explain, very loudly, that “Granddad had a lot of air” in front of everyone else in the restaurant
Ive had colonoscopies and EGDs (throat) on the same day. When they give me the Versed, before i pass out, I tell the nurse "Do me a favor....tell the doc to do the throat first " She laughs and says...."We dont use the same scope!"
Couldn't have said it any better. The night before is the worse part of it. Wasn't much sleep that night but when the knock you out it is a quick nap. It hasn't been too many years ago that they didn't sedate you. They would have had to run after me to do that.
Worst part of a colonoscopy is the prep... just keep a good book in the bathroom that night. After that it's an IV, good night and then wake up and fart.
You’d change your mind quick if you’ve ever witnessed someone dying of colon cancer. It’s not pretty and it’s a long suffering process. Be thankful that they have these tests now. When my mother died of colon cancer, there was no test. You have 24 hours of discomfort (in the bathroom a lot) to save your life. It’s a no brainer.
@@ceciliapetrowsky2572My mother had stomach problems for years and her doctor called it IBS, if she would have requested a colonoscopy she could have avoided several years of cancer therapy and an early death.
My favorite one is after they do that. The clinic has a 100% rejection rate. Everyone is advised that the procedure should be repeated in a year. Hell no!!! that Asian doctor didn't understand. They finally quit calling at year 4.
I know what you went through i just had one and and an endoscopy at the same time a friend asked me about what they did i told him they put a camera up your butt and one down your throat until they meet in the middle he said i know I'm not going to do it now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I went in for my first colonosopy I ask the doctor to look out for the penny I swallowed when I was a kid. I was sure it never came out and it had to be lodged in there somewhere. After the procedure and I was awake and alert, the doctor came in to tell me how things went. He said everthing looked good and my next visited would be ten years down the road. I ask the doctor if he ran across that penny? The doctor smiled, pulled a coin out of his jacket and handed me a quarter. I ask him why he gave me the quarter? He said that with interest, that penny had turned into a quarter!
be happy, my wife died from one of these test, 50 years we were married it cost $150,000 for the hospital to kill her ! so laugh it's not always a happy ending
I am sorry to hear that. I can understand your grief and anger. It shouldn’t have happened. May I just suggest that the anger and hurt should be directed to the doctor, hospital, and or insurance company and not to the people here who just need a laugh to get through?
I am sorry that it went bad for your wife. I have had 6-7 procedures. I now have the next one scheduled out a year away. I’m here since the first one found cancer very early. If not found I would probably have died horribly 2 years ago.
You get colonoscopies at 45 my mom had polypous on her first one that had to be taken off the kind that turn into cancer and I hope they improve it don’t scare me I have to get my first colonoscopy in 2025
@@charleshill506(hugs) glad they found it if my friends husband had a colonoscopy and got checked out his colon wouldn’t have ruptured and he has passed away 2 years ago they had a 6 and 1 year old they are 8 and 3 now
“Them nurses” have seen everything a thousand times. Unless a particular person has a truly unique anatomical feature, they’ve forgotten you before you hit the parking lot.
Exactly! Most memorable for me was a very elderly woman with large perky breast implants. Uhm🤨
Them nurses have seen most everything a thousand times but, they Ain’t Seen Mine 😂😂
Like 10 inch
That part didn’t bother me. What bothered me was being forced to wake up. Oh that was some GREAT sleep & zero anxiety worries for just a bit.
How often can you get a colonoscopy? I have terrible insomnia 😀
As Archie Campbell would say: PFfffT, you were gone!
Good times 😅
It's these two again........Friday just got better.
Please guys our country needs y'all. I sure enough know I do. Please.
My granddaughter was with my wife when I came to and farted up a storm. We later went out to eat and my granddaughter had to explain, very loudly, that “Granddad had a lot of air” in front of everyone else in the restaurant
That’s the kind of innocent cutie patootie (get it?) that ya just want to hug.
My husband and his parents sat in my living room and compared colonoscopy storie!!! I almost died laughing!!!! Too funny!
Miss you guys!f!!!!
He is just telling it like it is ! ..Dianne, RN
Hahaha
I'm busting a gut laughing at these guys.
Love you guys! You always make my day!😊❤️
Ive had colonoscopies and EGDs (throat) on the same day. When they give me the Versed, before i pass out, I tell the nurse "Do me a favor....tell the doc to do the throat first " She laughs and says...."We dont use the same scope!"
Couldn't have said it any better. The night before is the worse part of it. Wasn't much sleep that night but when the knock you out it is a quick nap. It hasn't been too many years ago that they didn't sedate you. They would have had to run after me to do that.
You can't be right on that years ago 😅. If they told me that, I would leave Pronto, I have had 3 of those encounters.
God Bless you fellas
Boy!!!! Howdy!!!!! these two Country Bumpkins are the NEW HEEHAW...... Did you hear the banjo musik playing softy during story tyme??? 🤠
No one remembers only you
@@MelB868 I'm afraid that you, Sir are mistaken. I have at least one person who'll fondly remember me when I die. If not more. You???
I was laughing so hard I had big crocodile tears coming out of my eyes
My neighbor was laughing so hard he shit on the living room floor whit his mom over lmfao
LOVE IT!!!!!!
I would've asked where my treat was for preforming the trick.
It takes a special person to be a gastroenterologist.
Long as there not horny the day of test
If I ever did that I never knew about it. I have never had wind after it and always woke up just like a sleep, no gas.
Always promised myself I'd never put myself through this stuff. This has strengthened my resolve no end....😫
My brother didn't have a colonoscopy and at age 70 had stage 4 colon cancer. He wished he had a colonoscopy.
Worst part of a colonoscopy is the prep... just keep a good book in the bathroom that night. After that it's an IV, good night and then wake up and fart.
You’d change your mind quick if you’ve ever witnessed someone dying of colon cancer. It’s not pretty and it’s a long suffering process. Be thankful that they have these tests now. When my mother died of colon cancer, there was no test. You have 24 hours of discomfort (in the bathroom a lot) to save your life. It’s a no brainer.
@@ceciliapetrowsky2572My mother had stomach problems for years and her doctor called it IBS, if she would have requested a colonoscopy she could have avoided several years of cancer therapy and an early death.
@@ceciliapetrowsky2572 I'm so sorry for your loss! And I agree with what you said.
only time in a mans life you will be encouraged to fart
Nothing like a good ole flushing out & blow out right? 🛌💨 An hour after my last one I was eating fried soft shell crabs and stuffed flounder 👍😂👍
He's definitely not a "Pull my finger" kind of guy.....
💛...been there done that...
I enjoyred it way more
Much funny boys. ❤
Funny that the advertisement for this cli p was Depends.
The ole silver stallion rides again.
Kidneys dont let them fool you!!!! Okay.... they very wiley!
My favorite one is after they do that. The clinic has a 100% rejection rate. Everyone is advised that the procedure should be repeated in a year. Hell no!!! that Asian doctor didn't understand. They finally quit calling at year 4.
Very Good!... #13 ✝ {9-21 -2023}
O my goodness he’s adorable!!!!!
I Hope you didnt feel the doctor's hands on the back of your shoulders 😊
Speak again thy toothless wonder 😂
In July of 2025 I will have to get my first colonoscopy after my birthday is over and everything
Just bring the lotion that you prefer helps
I know what you went through i just had one and and an endoscopy at the same time a friend asked me about what they did i told him they put a camera up your butt and one down your throat until they meet in the middle he said i know I'm not going to do it now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Healthcare in Kentucky....
Sucks
I think I could use subtitles
When I went in for my first colonosopy I ask the doctor to look out for the penny I swallowed when I was a kid. I was sure it never came out and it had to be lodged in there somewhere. After the procedure and I was awake and alert, the doctor came in to tell me how things went. He said everthing looked good and my next visited would be ten years down the road. I ask the doctor if he ran across that penny? The doctor smiled, pulled a coin out of his jacket and handed me a quarter. I ask him why he gave me the quarter? He said that with interest, that penny had turned into a quarter!
Oh what fun😢
I always tell the nurse to blow into my ear and talk dirty to me while she's doing it.
Rumor says it's a big black nurse mmmmmm
😂😂😂👌🏻
I did Cologuard no issues there lol
But I did roll over after supper .
But they say Cologuard can give both false positives & false Negatives. So you still can't be comfortable with the results!
My neighbor did the colon guard he filled the box to the top so they had enough
Well ...at least you didn't have to squeal. 🐖
be happy, my wife died from one of these test, 50 years we were married it cost $150,000 for the hospital to kill her ! so laugh it's not always a happy ending
I am sorry to hear that. I can understand your grief and anger. It shouldn’t have happened. May I just suggest that the anger and hurt should be directed to the doctor, hospital, and or insurance company and not to the people here who just need a laugh to get through?
I am sorry that it went bad for your wife. I have had 6-7 procedures. I now have the next one scheduled out
a year away. I’m here since the first one found cancer very early. If not found I would probably have died horribly 2 years ago.
You get colonoscopies at 45 my mom had polypous on her first one that had to be taken off the kind that turn into cancer and I hope they improve it don’t scare me I have to get my first colonoscopy in 2025
@@charleshill506(hugs) glad they found it if my friends husband had a colonoscopy and got checked out his colon wouldn’t have ruptured and he has passed away 2 years ago they had a 6 and 1 year old they are 8 and 3 now
It's a piece of cake. Nothing to it. Best nap I ever had. No aftereffects AT ALL!@@MelB868
Not so funny when they find Brother Cancer hiding in there.
Y'all are ate up!!! 😂😂
First? You’re supposed to get more than one?
I haven’t had one yet in 2025 I will be old enough to get one
“Speak oh toothless one” and “farts is funny!”
What language is he speaking? Is mumbling a language?
No I understood
Grow up scooter 😷
Oh don’t lie you’ve done that 100 times with your boyfriend