12 "shots" which are actually larger mouthfuls of liquor in under an hour. "Lightweight" doesn't really apply. "You've managed to avoid dying or becoming violently ill from alcohol poisoning" is more like it.
"avoid ... becoming violently ill from alcohol poisoning" Based on his facebook post the following day after this went up I don't think he avoided that bit, lol. > "So...last night we decided to play some Counter Strike. With the rule "take a shot of whiskey every time you die". Whiskey quickly became Tequila. I have made many mistakes in my life. And last night is clearly making the top 10. I've just gone through the worst hangover a human being is capable of experiencing. I don't even know how many units of alcohol I consumed. I'm being told I didn't even stop the stream, I just wandered off. I found a soggy and defrosted bag of peas in one of my cupboards that drunk me moved there for some reason. I've been going between bed and bathroom every 20 minutes to vomit anything I tried to eat or drink. And at it's worst point, I was head down over the toilet basin alternating between sobbing, puking, and swearing death on a packet of Nestle Whole Grain Clusters because I thought the title "Rise and Shine" was mocking me. Yeah...if anyone is near Brighton, could they come round my flat and beat me to death with a spade. Thanks."
@@TropnevadNitsuj Oh I know how terrible that feels. I kinda experienced the same thing with a little less intensity last month and it was fucking terrible. Ended votka for me
Tbh edberg carried super hard, i remember he was killed 7-8 times and few extra shots with knife kills from cy, that’s still enough for him to stay focus, and he’s a GE, so the other team cant fight much
It should be possible to bhop using a script. I don't about CS GO but i used to play Team Fortress 2 and i could just hold Space to bhop perfectly. And these games are basicaly on the same engine.
"Soviet's such a lightweight!" Meanwhile, man's taken 11 unmeasured "big swigs", over half being hard liquor. And he's only a little giggly and speaking in occasional gibberish. Definitely a lightweight.
@@kartikeyatiwari8661 If you can drink an entire bottle of hard spirit and not be knocked on your arse, i'm sorry bro but you're not "hardcore". You're an alcoholic and should probably go to rehab tbh.
“Soviet is such a lightweight.” Yea that’s 11 shots (not even shots but big swigs) of 3 different types of alcohol. Anybody would get something from that.
When you're talking about drinks there aren't "different kinds of alcohol", it's all ethanol. Jack Daniels, ethanol. Tequila, ethanol. Vodka, ethanol. That should already give you a big hint that mixing different liquors doesn't get you drunk faster. Nine shots of JD == Three shots of JD, three shots of tequila, three shots of vodka.
I'm pretty sure the difference between an alcoholic beverage and other is the percentage of alcohol, more exactly ethanol, that they contain. I don't know what the actual percentages are. So, a drink that contains 15% alcohol is stronger than one that contains 10%, and also I know that stuff like tequila is one of the strongest alcoholic drinks. This is what I know, but you can always check the Internet for more accurate info.
@@mihneazarojanu5761 - That's not what I'm saying. There is this persistent myth that keeps going around that somehow drinking "different alcohols" of the same %ABV (ie. whiskey and vodka and rum; all 40%) gets your drunker faster than just drinking a single "type" of alcohol. This myth is what OP is commenting, with "different alcohols". Since everything Womble drank was of the same %ABV.
I am well on my way to being tipsy this evening so looked up this specific video, this moment giggle far too hard. Cause yeah I would so make this joke with my friends pissed as fuck as well.
Rewatching this video has made me realize that soviet didn't need to take 3 shots at 12:47 and infact, he got a knife kill so everyone else should've had to drink.
i relooked at that, you damn right you are man, he did get a knife kill, but i think he was to buzzed to realize that he got the kill and then he died.
you know what's hillarious the other team was claiming hacks on the drinking game how bad are they that they aren't able to beat a drunken team of 5 idiots
they said hacker a few times in chat for example at 16:03 but yea I also saw a few other strats I recognize from strat roulette "kill confirmed" for example also I think there is at least one strat which is something and then whenever you die you claim hacks in chat
metaking22 I don't think so, Would you get 3-4 rounds of the same strats? If you can do that I think you should go to the casino or something. Keep in mind, it's most likely different route. Called 'hacker' list: 15:34 15:43 15:50 16:02
@@jadharissabadollah4067 3 things 1: I do not see how this question would hurt this commenter in any way. 2: This is a year old comment 3: If memory serves right, they are referring to Lulu who is SovietWomble's pet dog.
@@terreausore2435 Two years ago I didn't realize the possibility that, "Oh, what if the replier thought that 'Lulu' was someone close to the commenter who is now deceased. As thus, the replier is trying to approach the subject in a polite manner." and just went "Why are you sorry??" with three things I wanted to address. Of course, I realize this now after you necro-replied to a two-year old reply so I thank you for that but also fuck you for replying to a two-year old reply SMH RAGHHHHH *MAULS YOUR REFRIGERATOR*.
Red Claw Read the comments down below, Womble himself measured the amount of alcohol he took in hour. He said he had 17 units, and it is advised to not drink more than 21 units in one week (for men), and 14 units (for women). That's a hell load of alcohol to consume in one hour, if you ask me.
The multiple stages of womble’s drunkenness: 1. Coughing 2. Complaining about it saying it’s horrible 3. Uncontrollable giggling 4. Making Mum jokes 5. More giggling 6. More complaining
Best moment is when Womble drops his primairy, runs into an enemy, starts shooting his pistol wildly into the air like a cowboy, decides to run away, turns around still firing his pistol in the air and dies.
Soviet: *drinks like half a bottle of southern comfort, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and then tequila, none of them measured, always more than a shot* Others: “lightweight!”
@@Blitznova2 Not really, what he drank was essentially a whole bottle of tequila. That isn't "lightweight" by any means. Pretty sure drinking an entire bottle would get most people drunk.
Boyz.. just try it. Take two days off. Drink half a bottle of Tequila. Wait for the next day^^ Repeat 3 weekends. Then do it with a full bottle. Jugde then a second time:-]
The stream of Womble being drunk is even better. In the stream after they finish the round Womble disappears for about 10 minutes while the stream is still running and when he gets back he tries to eat margarine with a phillips head screwdriver.
The fact that Soviet was able to say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, after *15 fvcking shots,* XL shots, of various alcoholic drinks, primarily *Tequila* no less, Is fucking impressive as far as I'm concerned.
Soviet: Oh! I've been upgraded, my rank's gone up. I'm back up to master gaurdian elite Cyanide: (ShAKiNg) FuUuuUuUcK!!!!! legit the best thing I've ever heard.
Not really. You had one euro and and a Coke was one euro. Suddenly magic happens and you only have 60 cent. You can still buy a Coke, because the price went down to 60 cents as well.
At 13 shots, Womble had a brain lag. at 14 shots, womble started dying. at 15 shots, womble brain started failed. at 16 shots, womble tongue and brain started disconnecting. at16+ shots, womble's brain failed to connect.
What Soviet should've done was pretend to take shots and make everyone think he was taking shots and been better playing than everyone else while they're drunk and he's not, ESPECIALLY since he came up with the idea lol
Bobbyjeo Adding to this, he mentioned that he was taking bigger drinks than a normal shot since he didn’t have a glass. Who knows how much he actually drank, but he lasted much longer than I thought he would. He is definitely not a lightweight.
“I did that alcohol shudder thing.” Never related to something so much in my life. First time drinking, I got absolutely wasted on cinnamon moonshine. I can no longer smell cinnamon without wanting to expel the contents of my stomach.
That’s fireball and captain Morgan for me. Fireball was my first time getting really dunk and vomited everywhere, it was nasty. Captain I drank 2/3 of a handle in one night. Ended up being drunk until like 1:00 the next day
So, Soviet didn't get knifed. He actually got a knife kill right there, then was shot, or tazed, or whatever the heck that is. Either way, he didn't need to drink 3. Everyone had to drink 1, including him due to death.
I know that Soviet might never read this, but still; thank you for your videos man. I found your videos at a time in my life when all I wanted to do was just die and disappear. I thought I had forgotten how to laugh anymore, but your videos had me rolling on the floor breathless with laughter. I could go on and write flowery poetry here, but suffice to say: you and the ZF clan got me through some very dark months in my life. You have my eternal thanks for that. Live long and prosper, brother.
Okay, Cy called Soviet a lightweight, but in his defence: A shot is around 40ml of alchohol so he had around 440ml of alchohol in his system at the time. Both Southern Comfort and Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey, which is most of what he has consumed this far, contain 35% alchohol. The average CSGO round is ~2 minutes long, meaning that Womble had downed about 440ml of rather hard liqour in 22 minutes, give or take. Furthermore, Soviet is swigging straight from the bottle and claims that the swigs he is taking may be larger than the average shot.
Titan Light best part for me it was when they tried to make soviet to eat margarine with a spoon , but soviet went to the kitchen and was holding a screwdriver and laughing like a maniac
Cyanide is just an obnoxious loser. Sovie could've downed an entire bottle of Jack Daniels and cy woulda still called him a lightweight. Hes just one of those assholes that thinks everyone is a lightweight except for him
True. When I was 18-21 I was drinking to absurd limits every weekend, so it got to a point I had to spend a lot or drink to the point of throwing up just to feel some buzz. Then I barely had any drinks for 2-3 years, now I have 3 beers and I'm already the happiest man in the planet. So much better! I never lost control or passed out though, maybe just once that I had to be carried away sleeping in a motorcycle. But all of my friends just used to lose their shit constantly. Alcohol loves me and I love it back!
Kurt Mueller To be fair, apparently there are a lot of Germans in ZF Womble said that they had to get rid of a few of them, otherwise ZF would turn into a Reich
shot 1: just shitty sober game play shot 2: oodka shot 3+4: soviet still thinks this is a good idea shot 5: soviet gets fucked shot 6+7+8+9: soviet starts to realize this is a shitty idea shot 10: soviet initiates giggle mode shot 11: regrets buying oodka shot 12: soviet's giggling becomes more intense & shitty math shot 13: womble.exe has stopped working shot 14: soviet definitely realizes this was a terrible fucking idea shot 15: the special ed spelling b & Lenin shot 16: womble is now delirious & has crashed. 2 days later: the fuck have i done
soviet wasnt the one buying oodka,its was the one who said cucumber taste awefull :D first it was southern confort,then jack daniels,then raw tequila at room temperatur
I love how they thought it would be a good drinking game that simply from the "if you die, take a shot", you could potentially take 30 shots from that alone, 15 rounds in a half. Adding the knife/get knifed rule, it's a good thing everyone was at home.
After years of rewatching this cause i enjoy it. Ive realized when soviet gets knived he doesnt actually. He knives someone then gets shot. So he didnt need those 3 shots
@@John-Stark I highly doubt 63 since a bottle only holds about 15 maybe. 63 would be about 4 full bottle which if we assume is 75% alcohol would be a lethal amount.
@@moviemaker2011z I may have accidentally pressed the wrong number. Either way, 63 shots at even 35% would be lethal. I believe for most people 3 or 4 is considered intoxicated so 63 would be lethal
@@SuperTheast I did some thinking and posted another comment discussing some of the numbers... here's just a copy paste for you incase you can't see it from your side (youtube can be janky like that) "So let's just play around with this guys. Because it really is fascinating even if it was at the cost of soviets sanity. *(ABV=Alcohol By Volume)* Southern Comfort is about 35% ABV give or take, Jack Daniels is about 35% ABV give or take also, and most tequilas are 40% ABV depending on brand and region which can get as high as 80% ABV. So if soviet had about 16 shots of alcohol which in his own words were not actual shots but literal GULPS straight from the bottle. Wouldn't his actual shot count be anywhere from 37-46 shots which would put him somewhere close to alcohol poisoning levels on the high end? They keep calling him a lightweight but this dude finished two bottles of hard liquor and a partial of tequila. That there is a sure fire way to hate yourself the next morning. A gulp like what soviet did is anywhere from 80mL-100mL according to online sources or just shy of 3oz of liquid. The typical shot glass holds about 43mL (1.5oz) of alcohol right? So on the low side, every swig he takes is about two shots high end close to three shots. So yeah this crazy bastard either did 32 actual shots on the low end, or about 40-ish on the high end. No wonder he posted online about how he felt like shit. This poor sod probably was a few bad swigs away from literal death if not just a comatose like state." It is also worth noting that I didn't even state in that rant that the globally debated alcohol poisoning limit is somewhere around 40-50 standard shots of alcohol.
The fact that Drunk Soviet was still coherent enough to call Cyanide a bitch when he threw a flash was hilarious
His hate of Cy makes him sane again
Pure instinct at this point.
I’m surprised he didn’t drink vodka……
They almost fed Soviet with a spoonful of margarine with a Phillips screwdriver.
I like how the other ZF members started taking care of womble as he got increasingly drunk XD
All members except cyanide who kept pushing soviet to drink :P
Did you get to the part where Cramps ordered him to eat margarine? xD
except cyanide because he is not dunk
He got increasingly *DUNK*
Also, Womble was supposed to have one more drink at the 14-minute mark of this video, but he'dn't.
15:30
Imagine being so bad that you are accusing a team of drunk men of hacking and calling them noobs.
Emerqld lol ikr
Holy fuck I hadn't noticed. Why are these people calling out hacks for no reason
@@guillermoalcantara8608 their true potential shows whey they're extremely drunk
@@EETDUK EDBERG actually clutched a 1v4 while we don't notice 14:23
drunk EDBERG always god mode anyway
Worst of all, we're talking about drunk ZF here...
12 "shots" which are actually larger mouthfuls of liquor in under an hour.
"Lightweight" doesn't really apply. "You've managed to avoid dying or becoming violently ill from alcohol poisoning" is more like it.
I know right? CY was drinking normal shots when Soviet was just chugging alcohol straight out of a bottle.
How much would that be in ml?
@@vpsjdon One standard shot is about 44ml, so 12 large shots is definitely over 500ml.
"avoid ... becoming violently ill from alcohol poisoning"
Based on his facebook post the following day after this went up I don't think he avoided that bit, lol.
> "So...last night we decided to play some Counter Strike. With the rule "take a shot of whiskey every time you die". Whiskey quickly became Tequila. I have made many mistakes in my life. And last night is clearly making the top 10. I've just gone through the worst hangover a human being is capable of experiencing. I don't even know how many units of alcohol I consumed. I'm being told I didn't even stop the stream, I just wandered off. I found a soggy and defrosted bag of peas in one of my cupboards that drunk me moved there for some reason. I've been going between bed and bathroom every 20 minutes to vomit anything I tried to eat or drink. And at it's worst point, I was head down over the toilet basin alternating between sobbing, puking, and swearing death on a packet of Nestle Whole Grain Clusters because I thought the title "Rise and Shine" was mocking me. Yeah...if anyone is near Brighton, could they come round my flat and beat me to death with a spade. Thanks."
@@TropnevadNitsuj Oh I know how terrible that feels. I kinda experienced the same thing with a little less intensity last month and it was fucking terrible. Ended votka for me
Rewatching this made me ralise, drunk Womble doesn't speak gibberish, but speak the language of Nevel.
Gabe Q fwagot
One does not simply speak the language of The one true Nevil.
wa u mean wi da? (What you mean with that?) Took me approximately three years to learn this complex sentence of our Lord and Savior.
Gabe Q holy shit we found a way to communicate with him, someone post this to Womble!
Marvelous Basil fkn love your comment!
It's a small detail, but I love that Cyanide referred to himself as a "pastor" while conducting a *jewish* wedding.
Huh didn't catch up to that, it's a common synonim for priest in Spanish so I just thought English was the same.
@@juancariasr7932 Yeah pastor is for certain Christian churches. A Jewish wedding would be conducted by a rabbi.
Pastor is for the Lutheran churchs
The picture in the background is also a church XD, you an see Jesus T Posing like a boss.
Nicolas Lovito he was Jewish
5 drunk people plays and wins against them so bad that other team calls them hackers. How bad you have to be to do that lmao
i think edberg wasn't that drunk. he can bhop. and mostly he carry them
Tbh edberg carried super hard, i remember he was killed 7-8 times and few extra shots with knife kills from cy, that’s still enough for him to stay focus, and he’s a GE, so the other team cant fight much
Sometimes being drunk makes you better, remember full hd skyrim stone texture creator :d
@@DolapEuphe i never knew people where this dedicated fans of the riverwood walls
It should be possible to bhop using a script. I don't about CS GO but i used to play Team Fortress 2 and i could just hold Space to bhop perfectly. And these games are basicaly on the same engine.
"Soviet's such a lightweight!"
Meanwhile, man's taken 11 unmeasured "big swigs", over half being hard liquor. And he's only a little giggly and speaking in occasional gibberish. Definitely a lightweight.
Tbf thats just the British way of doing things, if you remember it then you might as well have not done it
Ikr
I love how he *consumed* the Tequila bottle and the guy that drank Cucumber Juice was calling him lightweight
@@kartikeyatiwari8661 look out we got a tough guy over here
@@kartikeyatiwari8661 If you can drink an entire bottle of hard spirit and not be knocked on your arse, i'm sorry bro but you're not "hardcore". You're an alcoholic and should probably go to rehab tbh.
“Soviet is such a lightweight.”
Yea that’s 11 shots (not even shots but big swigs) of 3 different types of alcohol. Anybody would get something from that.
When you're talking about drinks there aren't "different kinds of alcohol", it's all ethanol. Jack Daniels, ethanol. Tequila, ethanol. Vodka, ethanol. That should already give you a big hint that mixing different liquors doesn't get you drunk faster. Nine shots of JD == Three shots of JD, three shots of tequila, three shots of vodka.
@@TheMrVengeance im pretty sure the volumes are different. So no. 9 shots of JD=/= 3 JD 3 tequila 3 s
@@Anonymous-td9fl - Pretty sure all of those are 40%ABV and a shot is a shot. More importantly, don't be *pedantic,* you get the point.
I'm pretty sure the difference between an alcoholic beverage and other is the percentage of alcohol, more exactly ethanol, that they contain. I don't know what the actual percentages are. So, a drink that contains 15% alcohol is stronger than one that contains 10%, and also I know that stuff like tequila is one of the strongest alcoholic drinks. This is what I know, but you can always check the Internet for more accurate info.
@@mihneazarojanu5761 - That's not what I'm saying.
There is this persistent myth that keeps going around that somehow drinking "different alcohols" of the same %ABV (ie. whiskey and vodka and rum; all 40%) gets your drunker faster than just drinking a single "type" of alcohol.
This myth is what OP is commenting, with "different alcohols". Since everything Womble drank was of the same %ABV.
"Listen up" - some guy (drunk moogle I think)
"Listen down" - drunk cyanide
I think that's edberg
bruh legit that's the type of jokes I make just to fuck around and when he said that I died 😂
I am well on my way to being tipsy this evening so looked up this specific video, this moment giggle far too hard. Cause yeah I would so make this joke with my friends pissed as fuck as well.
Moogle wasn't in this game. It's just Edberg, Cyanide, Womble, Echo, and Bla1r (the half deaf guy?). Ye it's Edberg
@@elpenguinoofmexico1388 MerryMilkshake is the half deaf guy.
Why does soviet sound so innocent when he is drunk like when he said "Hello Lenin"
Because he's drunk off his ass...
@@davecrupel2817 That's not an answer...
@@triggered_atheist619 **Soviet** Womble
he sounds like cake when hes drunk lmao
Drunk soviet is the opposite of the sober one
Rewatching this video has made me realize that soviet didn't need to take 3 shots at 12:47 and infact, he got a knife kill so everyone else should've had to drink.
the heck
Taser was the same punishment as knife
But they should have drank aswell
i relooked at that, you damn right you are man, he did get a knife kill, but i think he was to buzzed to realize that he got the kill and then he died.
These Bullshittery videos are honest to God the funniest gaming videos out there.
+aWellsie514 I agree sir
+S.C.Felix Wong i agree aswell
it's a extra bonus that he edits his video so well too
+aWellsie514 IGN agrees 11/10
+aWellsie514 First time I actually laughed hard in a long ass time.
you know what's hillarious
the other team was claiming hacks on the drinking game
how bad are they that they aren't able to beat a drunken team of 5 idiots
I heard from earlier they were doing strat roulette
Coincidence = CONTENT POGGERS
Joaquín Guajardo when did they claim hacks? I didnt see
Daniella Florez Just look at the chaf in the game
they said hacker a few times in chat for example at 16:03 but yea I also saw a few other strats I recognize from strat roulette "kill confirmed" for example
also I think there is at least one strat which is something and then whenever you die you claim hacks in chat
metaking22
I don't think so, Would you get 3-4 rounds of the same strats? If you can do that I think you should go to the casino or something. Keep in mind, it's most likely different route.
Called 'hacker' list:
15:34
15:43
15:50
16:02
Cyanide: "WHY WOULD YOU DROP A GUN WITH NO AMMO!!!!"
Soviet:"CAUSE I DIED!!"
I love these guys
The Llamanator cyanide deserved that because he did it to womble first
😣
4:37
"Fucking useless."
Soviet’s little “my tummy really hurts” activated my maternal protective instincts.
You're a treasure :)
@@MalcontentFlower yep
I thought I was the only one LMAO
Timestamp?
@@AliveAt3AM 17:24
"I thought the cucumber was thick and refreshing at first..." fell out of my chair laughing.
I almost fuckin died the first time I watched that part 😂
Thick and refreshing, are the only words i will ever use to describe my cucumber
Watch that while drunk. You will have a fucking *fit!*
😂😂😂😂
What got me was when he said "it smells like a fucken spa"
Goddammit, that is not what I got when I first watched this
12:42 They all think Soviet got knifed when in reality he got a knife kill then got tazed. Unfair!
Same as getting knifed, they discussed that in the stream
@@Kisarez thanks :-)
Did everyone else take a shot tho? rofl
@@frankhou8300 no
@@reganspears4537 wow I just found an old account holy shit.
A drunk wobble sitting in an alleyway and they won the round and him just yelling “I HELPED” is the highlight of my day XD
16:40
drunk Womble saying quietly "I'm not a pussy" was hilarious and adorable, I just had a picture of Lulu in my head when he said that
Sorry to ask but which Lulu is this? Sorry if the question does hurt you in any way.
@@jadharissabadollah4067 3 things
1: I do not see how this question would hurt this commenter in any way.
2: This is a year old comment
3: If memory serves right, they are referring to Lulu who is SovietWomble's pet dog.
@@terreausore2435 Two years ago I didn't realize the possibility that, "Oh, what if the replier thought that 'Lulu' was someone close to the commenter who is now deceased. As thus, the replier is trying to approach the subject in a polite manner." and just went "Why are you sorry??" with three things I wanted to address.
Of course, I realize this now after you necro-replied to a two-year old reply so I thank you for that but also fuck you for replying to a two-year old reply SMH RAGHHHHH *MAULS YOUR REFRIGERATOR*.
"oh, mine is actually alright
OH NEVERMIND"
The accent makes it even better
Okuyasu Nijimemeura the guy's legend. What is this accent
by the way?
Basilleo Belovlasoff it's scottish
Who is the speaker?
Literal Goddess Of Everything BLA1R
Shadowkirby does bla1r stream on twitch?
enemy team: these guys play like they're bloody drunk
DarkmoonBlade AND THEIR RIGHT!
I CAN'T SPELL yeah no shit
I CAN'T SPELL wow you really don't get the joke
I CAN'T SPELL they're*
Yet they still lost (enemy team).
19:07
he sound so adorable and sad.
Sounded like he needed a hug tbh
3:22 That zoom in on Cyanide's face is such comedic timing
😂😂
incredible that cyanide calls womble a lightweight for getting drunk after 12 shots
12 GULPS
those man drinks weren't no pussy shots
...the math amounts to above 400ml, dude.
Those shots were definitely normal sized shots.
Red Claw Read the comments down below, Womble himself measured the amount of alcohol he took in hour. He said he had 17 units, and it is advised to not drink more than 21 units in one week (for men), and 14 units (for women). That's a hell load of alcohol to consume in one hour, if you ask me.
Not to mention they were a combination of rum, whiskey and tequila, gut bomb if ever I saw one x3
"Hello Lenin"
- SovietWomble 2015
"Hitler's a friend"
-Soviet Womble 2016
Who's Lenin??
@@angelfire1156 he was the leader of the Bolsheviks during the Russian revolution
@@stacywebb2717 oh
Goodbye Lenin
(German movie about the aftermath of the fall of the Wall)
Everyone is drunk AF
The game chat : TURN OFF YOUR HACKS.
So what I'm hearing is they play better drunk
@@dr.bright6272 No, don't you be getting anymore ideas. Drunk 682 is not okay.
@@dr.bright6272 please...not again...
@@dr.bright6272 This is going to the list of things you cannot do
@@dr.bright6272 bright i swear I will personally make you a fucking chainsaw mingun if you get 682 drunk
"My tummy really hurts" at that point I would have been concerned for womble and would not make him drink more
Honestly same
Well I bet they aren’t thinking very clearly
@@lordbluebaron2270 I don't think anyone in ZF is used to thinking clearly
I’d just have him go to the bathroom and drink a lot of water.
The multiple stages of womble’s drunkenness:
1. Coughing
2. Complaining about it saying it’s horrible
3. Uncontrollable giggling
4. Making Mum jokes
5. More giggling
6. More complaining
Like stages of Airborn[ZF]'s drunkness. I got that.
7. “hi lenin”
@@Ejgrunt Airborn is worse
8. Goldfish memeory
9. Lose consciousness while giggling
Best moment is when Womble drops his primairy, runs into an enemy, starts shooting his pistol wildly into the air like a cowboy, decides to run away, turns around still firing his pistol in the air and dies.
Soviet: *drinks like half a bottle of southern comfort, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and then tequila, none of them measured, always more than a shot*
Others: “lightweight!”
If u actually go up and see soviets comment about how much he drank in total he didnt even drink half a liter so yeah he is a bit of a lightweight
@@Blitznova2 Not really, what he drank was essentially a whole bottle of tequila. That isn't "lightweight" by any means. Pretty sure drinking an entire bottle would get most people drunk.
Xetren lets be real, he was pissed before he even started the tequila
@@PJOZeus yeah the tequila only sealed the deal specially when he wasn't saying anything and just giggling to himself
Boyz.. just try it. Take two days off. Drink half a bottle of Tequila. Wait for the next day^^
Repeat 3 weekends. Then do it with a full bottle. Jugde then a second time:-]
“Soviet gets really giggly when he’s drunk.”
That’s unironically adorable.
fancy seeing you here👋
@@lavaball1116 I love coming across awkward gems like this in a comment thread.
"I thought the cucumber would be thick and refreshing."
Giggity
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Only an idiot would drink cucumber vodka. Lmao.
That’s what she said
@@hannijrch.5178 *oddka
Who noticed that they won a game of competitive while being pissed off there heads
Their**
Yep and other team thought they were HACKING while DRUNK AF!
No, I think the other team was playing strat roulette.
@@kylebar1398 also they had edberg to carry them.
The stream of Womble being drunk is even better. In the stream after they finish the round Womble disappears for about 10 minutes while the stream is still running and when he gets back he tries to eat margarine with a phillips head screwdriver.
Nathan Berger Do you know if anyone saved the full stream? I really want to see that!
Just look up the stream it is there on youtube.
What is the name
Nathan Berger Can we not watch it on Twitch ?? I'm new on Twitch I don't know wtf is that.
What a class act :D
The fact that Soviet was able to say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, after *15 fvcking shots,* XL shots, of various alcoholic drinks, primarily *Tequila* no less, Is fucking impressive as far as I'm concerned.
soviet: drunken incoherent babble
echo: buzzed
edberg: stage 3 drunk
blair: some how still sober
cyanide: in denial of drunkness
Blair is Scottish, of course he's sober.
@@JeanMarceaux ah yes I forgot that scotts can drink 3/4 a bottle of vodka and not even be buzzed
@@SmithyBear well, it's like morning coffee for them.
@Airhawker yes
@Airhawker depends on whisky, tbh
8:31
One of my favorite moments in all of Sovietwomble.
* *Tornado* * FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHCK
Ive tried to match how Cyanide screams, but I keep breaking up into laughter!
Its impossible to do it!
Ed's wheezing afterwards kills me every time.
PURE RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And a elephant
Drinking at work, really, Womble?
Achievement Hunter does it all the time lol
Your fired lol
hey! hostile work environment!"
8:27 The look in that player model's eyes is so perfect
The more I rewatch this, the more I realize that Cyanide was the first to go.
The guy who accuses other guys of being drunk is the drunk one
He is not DUNK
That, was just, a form of communication that let's him, talk to us, easier!
@@BasiliskDark536 gotta achieve that level of confidence one day
“Because I, am not dunk.”
Yup. Definitely not dunk
Not dunk, no. Drunk, on the other hand, most definitely
Is it too late to say that I fucking love these guys?
never too late
InsaneTacoz it's like a match made in heaven
das gey m2^3
Never too late to say I love fucking these guys. ;)
InsaneTacoz Sorry. It is too late to say that.
8:31 Best. Part. Ever.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!"
The whistle laugh afterwards was truly the icing on the cake 😂
I gotta admit a tipsy / drunk Soviet is the most adorable thing ive heard in my life
Ikr i just want to hug him so bad now xD
Soviet: Oh! I've been upgraded, my rank's gone up. I'm back up to master gaurdian elite
Cyanide: (ShAKiNg) FuUuuUuUcK!!!!!
legit the best thing I've ever heard.
Kills me every time
I almost choked.
The whistling laugh and wheezing is the best.
@Dayton Hughes it's high up in the rankings, usually one must be really good to get that high
@Dayton Hughes I think it's a bit of a running gag that everytime womble is "promoted ", cyanide has a rage.
How do they do this shit and continue to have such ranks? That's the most amazing part to me.
Those are not impressive ranks.
Also. This was before the rank update. This rank is equivalent to what's around GN2 these days.
Rank update fucked everyone over.
Not really. You had one euro and and a Coke was one euro. Suddenly magic happens and you only have 60 cent. You can still buy a Coke, because the price went down to 60 cents as well.
Twiggyay Except now you have inflation and you get fucked over. There are so many hackers and smurfs in nova/silver, so all those people are screwed.
+Klaw Schafer it didnt fuck me over. i started at mg1 just before the update and i never deranked... im LEM now
The development of the cucumber guy's plot in this one is amazing.
Idk who the Scottish guy is but I absolutely love him lmao
Soviet dying of laughter is amazing.
He sounds gay though aha
@@booga5086 and?
don’t start this shit mahn
Isnt it Kaffe?
@@booga5086 you started it tbf
"I am not *DUNK* ."- Cyanide 2015
At 13 shots, Womble had a brain lag.
at 14 shots, womble started dying.
at 15 shots, womble brain started failed.
at 16 shots, womble tongue and brain started disconnecting.
at16+ shots, womble's brain failed to connect.
at 17 shots,Womble had to refresh and be dumb
What Soviet should've done was pretend to take shots and make everyone think he was taking shots and been better playing than everyone else while they're drunk and he's not, ESPECIALLY since he came up with the idea lol
15+ shots, hi Lenin
SovietWomble.exe has stopped working
At five shots he got zusesed not knifed so he took three shots for no reason
I’ve seen this video so many times. And yet, 18:27 with Cy’s “I … am not dunk” comment makes me absolutely _collapse_ with laughter every time
Soviet's drunk mumbles still make more sense than Nevil XD!
CentreLinkTM it's holy N'Evil dumbshit
THETREALDEATHSTROKE wet kHz Mmmm nah it's Nevil.
Thej Yhome whats his real name
lets be honest here anything makes more sense than nevil
I always love coming back to this specific video. I just love it when they all get drunk. Soviet being the "lightweight" that he is.
emphasis on the quotes. 18 shots without blacking out is an achievement in and of itself
Bobbyjeo Adding to this, he mentioned that he was taking bigger drinks than a normal shot since he didn’t have a glass. Who knows how much he actually drank, but he lasted much longer than I thought he would. He is definitely not a lightweight.
Matt lmao I get tipsy after 4-5 shots
Now that’s what’s you call being lightweight
I thought 4-6 shots is lightweight?
yeah that's what im saying
i'm lightweight asf
*The scottish guy is absolutely hilarious. My sides are in orbit.*
+CaptainAlliance rip sides
+CaptainAlliance Airborne is my favorite haha
+CaptainAlliance "this fooking coocumber taysts leik shit mahn"
+CaptainAlliance Does he have a channel or somethin'?
+wireight Yes he does, i remeber if you search _csgo blair” you should find him
“I did that alcohol shudder thing.” Never related to something so much in my life. First time drinking, I got absolutely wasted on cinnamon moonshine. I can no longer smell cinnamon without wanting to expel the contents of my stomach.
Guiness for me: 2 warm cans from my dad's stash.....uuuuggghhhhhhh!!!
That’s fireball and captain Morgan for me. Fireball was my first time getting really dunk and vomited everywhere, it was nasty. Captain I drank 2/3 of a handle in one night. Ended up being drunk until like 1:00 the next day
1 shot=25ml
16 shots=400ml
16 soviet shots=3 bottles
The Noob yet somehow this makes him a lightweight lol I don't think cyanide drinks much 😂
He wasn't even taking 25mls he was taking "big swigs", that's a lot more than 25mls. 25mls is like a mouthful at best.
gonzo the great thats why i put "soviet shots" because he isnt doing regular shots
In finland shot is 4cl
In Soviet Russia, alcohol consumes you for entertainment.
So, Soviet didn't get knifed. He actually got a knife kill right there, then was shot, or tazed, or whatever the heck that is. Either way, he didn't need to drink 3. Everyone had to drink 1, including him due to death.
Judging by where it said "1 hit 223 damage" with Womble not doing any damage, probably means the 2nd guy got a headshot with a deagle
@@diamondman3434 Similar damage is dealt from Zeus when it hits someone's back.
Both getting knifed and zeused was 3 ahots, they diacussed it in the stream
This is a very "CS:GO" conversation
"I can pronounce the word that was difficult for him just now because I am not DUNK" -Cyanide
IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
"Womble give me the bomb"
*drops the bomb*
*drops main weapon*
I know that Soviet might never read this, but still; thank you for your videos man. I found your videos at a time in my life when all I wanted to do was just die and disappear. I thought I had forgotten how to laugh anymore, but your videos had me rolling on the floor breathless with laughter. I could go on and write flowery poetry here, but suffice to say: you and the ZF clan got me through some very dark months in my life. You have my eternal thanks for that. Live long and prosper, brother.
Sometimes I can't tell if Cyanide is the worlds' biggest asshole or is the funniest person in existence. Either way, it's fucking gold.
Probably both
Absolutely both.
Garuteed both.
He's pretty much both
Zack Larsson both*
When a song is made 1000X more better when censored.
when it is justin bieber
what song was that btw??
Song name was nigga nigga nigga nigga
Honestly Womble is really cute when he is drunk. I love how giggly he gets and he just sounds really pure for some reason! xD
When he starts saying "Hello Lenin!" he sounds genuinely happy, it's so adorable lol
@@TakFR Also when he just get's so heartbroken about being called a pussy
18:39
Okay, Cy called Soviet a lightweight, but in his defence:
A shot is around 40ml of alchohol so he had around 440ml of alchohol in his system at the time.
Both Southern Comfort and Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey, which is most of what he has consumed this far, contain 35% alchohol.
The average CSGO round is ~2 minutes long, meaning that Womble had downed about 440ml of rather hard liqour in 22 minutes, give or take.
Furthermore, Soviet is swigging straight from the bottle and claims that the swigs he is taking may be larger than the average shot.
Soviet giggling like a school girl was amazing and how drunk he was after 16 shots to where he forgot he was streaming
Titan Light best part for me it was when they tried to make soviet to eat margarine with a spoon , but soviet went to the kitchen and was holding a screwdriver and laughing like a maniac
FZJanimated yes that was pretty good
I need the link for this stream, I lost it. Best fucking stream ever.
the stream was taken down, but if you search for "sovietwomble drinking game" on youtube you will find a playlist of the whole thing.
I lost it when he said "Hello Lenin"
8:38 cyanide's rage. Pure gold
edit: wow. all the likes. thx guys.
Indeed.
I could rewatch this over and over again
I peed a little since I kept rewatching it.
Live reaction to Spider-Man's departure from the MCU, 2019 colorized.
Am i my the only person that thinks womble is cute when he us drunk?
LeGachaLoLi cookies plz? He’s cute period
nope. not at all x)
very cute
He's downright precious when he's drunk.
No your not the only one. 😂
Just went and checked: The cucumber flavor of Oddka has been discontinued.
Maybe it was shit alcohol most people don’t know about, like ouzo (snarky joke insert)
@@Ceece20 Ouzo has a unique licorice flavor, it wouldn't get mistaken for a weird vodka.
@@bobojo37 all flavoured vodka is technically gin
@@jamienote uh, gin is distilled from juniper berries
@@bobojo37 not all of them
“Play the ISIS theme”
Plays Tunak tunak tun XD
"We are going to B, then to A and then to A spawn..."
"One number at a time!"
The funniest/most tragic part of all of this is that if you pay attention to the kill feed, Womble got Zeused, not knifed.
and he forgot to drank 1 shot when Cyanide tries to warn him to look left but Soviet couldn't and died.
isminnedir001 Well, at least that somewhat makes up for ot
They added being zeused to the rule of knifing, but it wasn't in vid
MK Ko Oh OK. Never watched the full stream.
+isminnedir001 No, he made up for it the next time he died by drinking 2 shots.
16:22 this conversation is great out of context. And womble seems into it.
Cyanide would make a wonderful Commissar.
metal parsnip deddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
metal parsnip *IF YOU WILL NOT SERVE IN THE FRONT LINES, YOU SHALL SERVE IN THE FIRING LINES !*
metal parsnip
I feel like Cyanide is the ZF clan version of Ainsley/McCreamy.
metal parsnip I very much agree
metal parsnip he tells the difference of ranks in taste.
Womble.exe has stopped working
Soviet ain’t a lightweight he had a lot compared to the others lmaooo
He's quite a decent one it seems, especially in comparison to some of my friends who are already rolling over the floor giggling after 3 shots...
Blair had 26 which is 2 more than Womble
Tom Beattie soviet was taking swigs that was probably more than a shot
Cyanide is just an obnoxious loser. Sovie could've downed an entire bottle of Jack Daniels and cy woulda still called him a lightweight. Hes just one of those assholes that thinks everyone is a lightweight except for him
@@giggusmaximus2167 It's just banter between mates
now that he showed us his face reveal, my imagination went to the stars with this video.
fyi being a lightweight = less money spent on drinks
+MadestManiac yeah its very practical :D
I picked up on that when I was 17, lets just say I spent just as much as my other friends 🌚🌚🌚🌚 what I'm saying is that I became an alcoholic 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚
True. When I was 18-21 I was drinking to absurd limits every weekend, so it got to a point I had to spend a lot or drink to the point of throwing up just to feel some buzz.
Then I barely had any drinks for 2-3 years, now I have 3 beers and I'm already the happiest man in the planet. So much better!
I never lost control or passed out though, maybe just once that I had to be carried away sleeping in a motorcycle. But all of my friends just used to lose their shit constantly.
Alcohol loves me and I love it back!
+MadestManiac ..i can barely get myself drunk with vodka and Jägermeister, even started drinking 70% stuff because i'm so hard to get drunk.
MadestManiac I'm not picking you up off the floor after 3 shots and it's barely 9:30
2:53 that "ausgezeichnet" hat me laughing. You can tell skill when the german in the clan forgets to speak english.
Kurt Mueller To be fair, apparently there are a lot of Germans in ZF
Womble said that they had to get rid of a few of them, otherwise ZF would turn into a Reich
What does that translate to?
@@hurricane3241 something like "excellent", to decorate someone with a medal or award means "auszeichnen"
Kurt Mueller Gracias
Hurricane Excellent
Where can i buy friends like this
Draaghail Ireland India and Germany
africa
dank web
+Scoots Singapore man, not India
steam
8:35 I can *feel* the thousand suns of fury behind that scream, holy shit
I laughed so hard at that part 😂😂
As a former GE, I can feel that contempt, lmao.
In chat there was a person calling you cheaters.
If only he knew.
What time
PsychOtIc DUcky 15:55
LMAOOO
Were they actualy winning then?
Marik Zilberman yes
where can i find the isis theme tune.
Go away FBI
thanks man!
aloha snackbar
SomeDumbKid Productions director comey is watching you
Saleel al sawareem for true bombing experience
,
shot 1: just shitty sober game play
shot 2: oodka
shot 3+4: soviet still thinks this is a good idea
shot 5: soviet gets fucked
shot 6+7+8+9: soviet starts to realize this is a shitty idea
shot 10: soviet initiates giggle mode
shot 11: regrets buying oodka
shot 12: soviet's giggling becomes more intense & shitty math
shot 13: womble.exe has stopped working
shot 14: soviet definitely realizes this was a terrible fucking idea
shot 15: the special ed spelling b & Lenin
shot 16: womble is now delirious & has crashed.
2 days later: the fuck have i done
Womble has stopped responding
soviet wasnt the one buying oodka,its was the one who said cucumber taste awefull :D
first it was southern confort,then jack daniels,then raw tequila at room temperatur
marxel4444 you mean BLA1R?
what do you mean?
Why did soviet take 3 shots for when he was zeus'd. Cyanides rules only stated when you were knifed...
I just love coming back and watching these old videos, just the pure uncensored comedy
after drink 11, this turned from a game of competition to a game of survival
Drunk CS is the best CS. It's just the morning after that's terrible.
Thsedesi Hungover cs? :p
Gimme That Rp G2L counter strike ffs
"why would you drop a gun with no ammo?" lmao wtf is that logic?
+DRSug4r Cyanide logic!
+SovietWomble Soviet pls do a face reveal
+TheSacred Eye No that would ruin the mystery
+TomLehockySVK Mate, what mystery? Soviet should do a face reveal once
+MrCool Cup I hope Soviet doesn't read that
I love how they thought it would be a good drinking game that simply from the "if you die, take a shot", you could potentially take 30 shots from that alone, 15 rounds in a half. Adding the knife/get knifed rule, it's a good thing everyone was at home.
"I'm back up to master guardian elite!"
*tornado noises*
"FUUUUCCKKKKK!!!!"
"What's 86 minus 100- sorry, 100 minus 56? ... 12. He's got 12 health left"
Maeth
@@seymourbuttz6419 TH-cam translate says that means "Nutrition" and that cracks me up.
As a German, I rate 8/8 for the Nazi jokes.
+Jack Daniels
i would give 8/8
+xKleanupGuyx xd
Don´t you mean ... 8/8?
there! I changed it to 8/8, geez.
i did nazi that comming XD
I love how after the game is over Soviet gets up to go get a spoon and comes back with a screwdriver.
When one guy threw his gun in the air and caught it accidentally, I laughed so hard I choked until tears streamed down my face.
TehRealCoralSnek thats cyanide
(X) Doubt
Timestamp?
Edit: nvm I got it, funny af
nigga
TehRealCoralSnek his name is cyanide
Do take note that they were winning despite the fact that they were all drunk
They had Edberg carry
Edberg and... Gambit, if I'm Correct
Wombles drunk giggle is my everything
After years of rewatching this cause i enjoy it. Ive realized when soviet gets knived he doesnt actually. He knives someone then gets shot. So he didnt need those 3 shots
"WELL I KNIFED NBK"
-Cyanide
"SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME UR HOT GF IS MINE
-SovietWomble
Timestamp?
Unknown as for the records have been lost to ti- *cough cough* TH-cam *cough cough* me
15:00 "Soviet's such a lightweight."
*Soviet has currently consumed 11 swigs, one of which was tequila*
Someone actually measured that he technically drank 63 shots
@@John-Stark I highly doubt 63 since a bottle only holds about 15 maybe. 63 would be about 4 full bottle which if we assume is 75% alcohol would be a lethal amount.
@@SuperTheast different liquors have different proofing. such as 40% ABV when it comes to most tequilas and 35% ABV for most Jack Daniels.
@@moviemaker2011z I may have accidentally pressed the wrong number. Either way, 63 shots at even 35% would be lethal. I believe for most people 3 or 4 is considered intoxicated so 63 would be lethal
@@SuperTheast I did some thinking and posted another comment discussing some of the numbers... here's just a copy paste for you incase you can't see it from your side (youtube can be janky like that)
"So let's just play around with this guys. Because it really is fascinating even if it was at the cost of soviets sanity.
*(ABV=Alcohol By Volume)*
Southern Comfort is about 35% ABV give or take, Jack Daniels is about 35% ABV give or take also, and most tequilas are 40% ABV depending on brand and region which can get as high as 80% ABV. So if soviet had about 16 shots of alcohol which in his own words were not actual shots but literal GULPS straight from the bottle. Wouldn't his actual shot count be anywhere from 37-46 shots which would put him somewhere close to alcohol poisoning levels on the high end?
They keep calling him a lightweight but this dude finished two bottles of hard liquor and a partial of tequila. That there is a sure fire way to hate yourself the next morning.
A gulp like what soviet did is anywhere from 80mL-100mL according to online sources or just shy of 3oz of liquid. The typical shot glass holds about 43mL (1.5oz) of alcohol right? So on the low side, every swig he takes is about two shots high end close to three shots. So yeah this crazy bastard either did 32 actual shots on the low end, or about 40-ish on the high end. No wonder he posted online about how he felt like shit. This poor sod probably was a few bad swigs away from literal death if not just a comatose like state."
It is also worth noting that I didn't even state in that rant that the globally debated alcohol poisoning limit is somewhere around 40-50 standard shots of alcohol.
This is the weirdest bunch of individuals I've ever encountered.
Though do you mean this in a good way? XD
its been 8 years
but it never gets old