Cleopatra’s Little Sister vs. The World (feat. Aubrey Plaza and David Wain) - Drunk History
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- Cleopatra’s little sister Arsinoe outwitted her siblings as well as Julius Caesar in a bloody play for the throne of Egypt.
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"Say no more girl. You put that Egyptian ass on me, it's a done deal."
- Julius Cesar, 51 BC
@Hunting for brownies you're an idiot. you don't get it. read the comment again.
"say no more"
nothing more needed to be said.
now it's ruined because of you
@@qtmeii what?
@@qtmeii ok big man
Hahhahahhahha
@@sammuelalcantara1178 “say no more” means that no more needs to be said. The joke is that they said more
“What’s popping egypt”
-Julius Caesar arriving in Alexandria, Circa 51 B.C.
Lol his body language was so over the top 😂
Sounds legit
Its yo boi JC! its bouta get lit!
Well Pompey's head for one...
Ghetto-Caesar comes off a little gay 😂
Girl who played Arsinoe was fantastic! Def a great counterpart to Plaza. The casting for this one was on point!
And pretty too
Maybe for acting BUT *NOT FOR THE COLOR.*
@@KaneneProductions I mean, the Ptolemy dynasty were Greek, so she looked fine to me.
actress name?
@@jebinm4706 imdb is still updating
Damn She's the best Narrator.
I just keep rewatching this cause y'all ain't giving her more gigs.
Steely Phil She looked like she was STRUGGLING at the end. Are they really drunk or just acting?
@@swampThaang I don't really know.
If they were really drinking, that's awesome. 😂
Apparently she’s pregnant right now - I went and found her Instagram after becoming a fan from this video! I’m sure after baby arrives and she’s had some well deserved maternity leave, they’ll bring her back. How could they not?! She’s the best they’ve ever had.
Ikr she makes it so fun
Dead ass I've watched this at least 40 times
I love how no one including Arsinoë knows exactly how old she is
11.5 to 12 years old, duuuh
She’s like, 11.5 or 12... chicken racks on racks on racks 😂
to be fair, calendars weren't as precise back then haha
If I ever travel to Egypt...and I will, the first thing I'm gonna say when I get off the plane is "What's poppin' Egypt?"
SAME!!😂😂👏
africool 420 likes hehe🌿
“You need to check your wife”🤣😂 she had the attitude along with it lol too funny 😅
“Now that’s a pyramid scheme”
“F*ck like an Egyptian”
No one gonna talk about these deadpan comments by Derek tho
@From a Bicycle seat Well it looks like you figured out how to do it on your own anyway. Good job.
share bear ☝️
From a Bicycle seat oh I didn’t even notice he said fuck 😂
Aubrey is such a good actress, the small details of acting/ quirks, flawless
The foot in David Wain’s face 👌🏼😅
Kudos to the background cinematography though like, legit son.
Intense
Ganymedes goes, "Yo she told me to kill him, I killed him, don't worry about it."
And then Ganymedes says to all of us, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
DON'T ASK HIM ABOUT IT. 😭😂😂
ACKS him bout it***
Ftfy lol
So we don't [ask him bout it]
That's not how Achilles died though... Not even CLOSE.... AND Julius Caesar was having an affair with Cleopatra while she was Married to her brother and ruler, behind her brothers back, and even produced Caesar's oldest and possibly ONLY biological Son.
@@metalm1ke Achilles and Achillas are two different people.
@@singerg02 Excuse my typo...Achillas wasn't just killed in the desert by Ganymedes as this shows while being walked upon.. Arsinoe was actually friends with Achillas for some time, they both apposed Caesar, later they had a falling out and he was ordered to be killed while Arsinoe was in power and so that Ganymedes could take Achillas place as the Commander of the Royal Army... EVERYONE knew about this in the kingdom, it wasn't hidden...
Arsinoe's lip syncing was on point!
nafseltaeb right?!?
"Yeess! BITCH!
It was the “excoos me” and “bowdy” for me. This narration is 👏🏻.
excoos me is the funniest thing ever :D
And Julius ✂️
She's eleven and a half or twelve!!
I would definitely have paid more attention in History class if we had been taught this way
I had a history teacher that managed to incorporate details about the sex lives of historical figures in just about every lesson. That was awesome 😂
@@valr1260 So your teacher's in prison now, I assume?
Lyric is one of the better drunk storytellers of the show. shes so funny.
She was awesome on the Julia Child episode, too.
Better than that Netflix documentary show
You can hear her getting drunker over the course of the episode XD
Who else is here after the Netflix Cleopatra controversy? lol.
“Girl, what is you doin’ to my *boudy* “
A more accurate story of Cleopatra than the Netflix Documentary.
I’ve watched this so many times.... Drunk of course 😂
That's a pyramid scheme
Like the Egyptians 😂😂😂
"She's 11.5 or 12 years old!"
“She’s eleven and a half or twelve” 😂
11.5 to be exact lmfao jk
These actors are on point
Strangest trip through history I think I've seen. Aubrey Plaza does a great Cleopatra.
The whole Coliseum: "You're wAcK."
“Now that’s a pyramid scheme”
AHAHA DID HE JUST-
Imagine a whole coliseum chanting “you’re whack” at you.
Sounds like your 8th grade talent show when you tried to lip synch Gwen Stefani
Romans: Es Wack! Es Wack!
😂😂😂
Preciselyyyyyy
Okay but Aubrey Plaza looks ridiculously good as Cleopatra
Throughout the whole video I thought that it was Satine Phoenix playing Cleopatra.
she is fucking crazy hot with that eye makeup. Jesus
I know right. Cleopatra either didn't exist or looked every bit like that!
Yeah, I now wished the character looked like Aubry in Assassin's Creed Origins :D
GriffyS Same! She looks allot like Satine
This is quite possibly the funniest Drunk History I've ever seen.
i came here after watching Tiffany Haddish’s episode ! also HILARIOUS. 🤣
@McCauley Tim DEFINITELY the funniest! Best narrative ever.
This one and martha "the mouth" mitchell are a tie for me.
Drunk queens are awesome
@ملقرت ملك صور it's not
"Say no more girl, you put that Egyptian a** on me it's a done deal."
Julius Caesar, 51 BC.😂
Real shit! That's how it happened! 😂😂🤣
illwill74. No it's not.
Wooosh
"Let's go invade some shit!"
LOL
I tried to like this comment twice...
It wasn’t weird for them. They were like “we gone be, blood on blood on blood, stacks on stacks on stacks, chicken racks, on racks on racks”
😂😂😂😂
The way they were nuzzling while they said it tho 😂😂😂
Alabama would be proud.
worked in the middle east, I had a patient once told me his family is only allowed to marry within the family/tribe. Not siblings tho, but cousins.
From a Bicycle seat these things still go on today you just have to look for it
"Girl, what is you doing to my bowdy?"
- Julius Caesar
Christinea
What a touching quote. *is starting to tear up*
I crieeeed omg
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Girl you put that Egyptian a@$ on me!" - Julius Caesar
This episode gets an 11.5 or 12 out of 10
Chris Ayers so does this comment
69th like... Nice 😎
Dude thats drunk math
Dude I read this before watching the video and it made the video even better lol.."you 11.5"
🤣🤣 THIS COMMENT 👏🏻
“You’re either 11.5 or 12 years old”
How to let your daughter know daddy loves her: _"I don't know honey, you're like 11, 12 , 13, whatever. Did I miss your birthday again? Oops."_ (Just so you know... I've NEVER forgotten my daughters birthday, Feb. 3rd)
Matt from Florida Florida Man
@@Matt_from_Florida Mine Feb 8. SWEET 11
@@bluestar3931 Happy birthday Blue Star! Hope you had a wonderful day!
Lmao best is 6:52 imo
"I know we just met, and I gave you the business immediately, my bad"
-Me, after every first date
😂🤣😂
😂😂😂
How I met my current bf of 2 years 🍸
Same 🤣🤣
I once broke a date up into two parts just so i wasn't technically giving it up on the first date.
Them sex positions they was doing had me hollering. I damn near passed out from laughter.
It was unforgettably classic.
The foot up on his face - I was gasping for breath!!!
Scissor me timbers.
Aubrey plaza is killin it with the looks
Edit: Holy Hell, this has been my Most liked comment ever.
I see we are a people of culture as well.
not to mention creating original and new sex positions, she was straight up tribbing Caesar
And David Wain with those glasses!
@@SomethingSeemsOff lol those positions are not new
@@homelackin2234 They were new to him!
She always kills it.
A whole crowd of Romans chanting "You're wack" is the best thing I've seen in a while.
YES
@Adam Malec NOT RIGHT NOW.
Let's not forget he was assassinated
😂😂😂
The fake abs on Achillas are sending me
Me too man
Fr
succulent
Succulent
She said to herself , she was like: “Self”. 😂
I loled at that!
Jonathan McCafferty Look, what’s the point of being a monarch if you’re not going to mention yourself as a third person at least once?
I laughed so hard I was like, "self STOP"
That's from the movie Set It Off Blair Underwood said it lol.
It’s those funny awkward moments that get you
She scissored that man! I'm crying
And put her barefoot in his face, just heaven
😂😂😂😂
@@gunman462 ew,go away human with foot fetish
No, YOU go away u rotten tomato... That shit was sexy AF...
Scissoring Caesar
"I'm cute now bish, I'm Queen of Egypt" 😂😂
I read this as she said it 😂
"Gives him the Egyptian business right there..."
"Now that's a Pyramid scheme"
😂😂😂
Jomar Esteban
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Still surprised she didn’t laugh,that would’ve thrown me all the way off.
Jomar Esteban I was lmao when she was Scissoring him 😂
"F-k like an Egyptian"
I can't believe how good that girl playing Arsinoe is at capturing the attitude.
@@MrCooka3dm while reciting a line from someone else verbatim in perfect time? Yup. You ever been to a middle school play before?
@@MrCooka3dm as was my reply
lol right??! Yo I had to look up the actress because I’m a middle school teacher and straight up this lil girl could’ve walked out of my classroom real shit
@@MrCooka3dm Wow, I really hope you're like 12 or something because an adult having that much spite against preteen girls is... disconcerting to say the least
@@MrCooka3dm what's her name??
every time they said “SHES 11 AND A HALF OR 12” I SCREAMED
This line all day
11.5 😂😂😂😂
Bitch I love your profile name and picture 🤣
She made it through the entire story and then spilled her drink. I didn’t see that coming lol.
I laughed to tears...😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Yeah I died laughing. xD
Spoilers!!
itarfer Never. Ever. Evereverever. Read the comments before watching. @Brandon Bradley et al.: Same. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Well, if history documentary was like this all the time, I would learn so damn much
You'd also get a lot of misinformation but honestly worth it.
Anonymous Fox of course this cannot be true haha. But still so entertaining
Facts 😂😂 I would stay getting A’s
You actually would learn less
None of this was even remotely correct.
This is my absolute, all-time favorite. The narration is tight, funny AF, and brilliant. The acting is amazing. Aubrey Plaza is amazing. I can only imagine how much fun the actors had saying "What's poppin', Egypt?"
This was honestly the best narrated drunk history ever!! Everything was quotable lol! I must have watched it more than 11 and a half or 12 times!🤣🤣🤣🤣
*11.5
!!!!!!!!!
Drunk queens are awesome
I see what you did there!!! ROFL
I stopped counting😂😂
Blood on blood on blood, stacks on stacks on Stacks, chicken racks on chicken racks, LMAO!! I'm sorry this has to be one of the most funniest drunken history lessons ever LMFAO!!
Ebony Cutie I was waiting for this comment
It really was.
Yesssss im livin lmao
My favorite
I recite these lines a couple of times a week. Not sure why, but it makes me chuckle.
Cleopatra said to herself, she was like “self”
😂😂😂
😂
My favorite part ☺️😆😂
What duration is that?
@@itsmek3 3:08
@@elisejackson2854 thank you
Ngl - that little girl who played Arsinoe was a fierce af! There arent a lot of good child actors but she was giving me life!
She was giving terrifying young teenager and she was PERFECT ❤
"Damn, she's very buck. She knucks if she bucks all the time."
-Julius Caesar, circa 51 B.C.
Lmaooo
What does this mean btw?
What does that mean? 🤔
Ready to fight
@@jazzy2093 best line ever
This video was the first drunk history that I watched and I went on a binge. After 147882 videos, honestly this narrator killed it. Bring her back!!!
Yeah same.. It kind of ruined my life to watch this episode first. Cause i think it's the best that ever was, or ever will be.
She had another one but I cannot remember who it’s about lol
That’s how I feel about the one about Percy Julian with Jordan Peele!
Cassandra Slye ohh if you remember please do tell!!
@@m.h2247 its Julia Child lol
*We gonna be blood on blood on blood*
*Stacks on stacks on stacks*
*Chicken racks on racks on racks*
🤣 I always die on that
This is my fav thing why does she say chicken 😂😂
Korey Green YAAAS 🤣
Korey Green because blacks, slang gods that we are, have taken to calling money... "🐓"
🤦🏿♂️ I mean... the jokes write themselves
Hahah that's the line that stuck with me too hahaha
My 2020 theme....yessssss
“She marries her brother, Ptolemy.”
“I’m sorry, marries?”
“Yes. It wasn’t weird for them.”
From now on Imma start all my gossip with “I know I’m 11 but peep this...”
OMG ME
Same! Or " I know that I'm 11.5 or 12..."
Sameee
This video has a better story telling than the whole season 8 of GOT
...Sad but true
Comedy Central has got to make an entire Drunk History movie. This is the funniest episode they've had in awhile.
Drunk History of the World!
mrexia: Part 2!
yaaass!! and Bill Wurzt should do the music!!!
The best part is, she is genuinely drunk...and not putting on an act. This is pure drunk storytelling and it's great!
Lyric killed it! She actually made the story her own and this felt so much more like the earlier Drunk History stuff.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT PYRAMID SCHEME PUN I'M WHEEZING
@Nina Steffen SAME!
Intelligent folks only lol
Well, you are!
*uck yeah 😂😅🤣😎
I am dying
“Yo, she told me to kill him, I killed him.” “DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!”
We dont ask him about it either
And hes dead
Don't AXE him bout it! 😂
Ganymedes 'bout that life...
He said don’t worry so we don’t lol burp burp
"You gonna be reading from the book of the dead cuz you gon be what? Dead and gone" gets me everytime 😂😂
Is nobody going to mention the sassy little girl? Cause she winning it for me 😂
Kanavaya YYAAASSS!
RIGHT lol
Big facts lmao she might be 11 or 12 but peep dis 👏😂
Sassy? Is that supposed to be code for acting black?
Kelly Robinson you’re reaching
"I'm cute now, bitch, i'm the queen of Egypt."
- Arsinoe IV, September 48 BC.
As expected, Aubrey is friggin hilarious, but the girl who plays her little sister seriously needs to be recognized cause she killed it!
Facts but who is she?
@@outlawz7623 olivia trujillo
honestlyyyyyyy
True but the girl, the real mvp, that was the most hilarious was the story teller
Benson Lee I REALLY loved the combo.
I've watched this at least...
11 and a half or 12 times 😂
Super fuckin underrated comment.
Same
Edit: 😂 I see what you did there
11.5 to 12
I see what you dod there
& YT knows it just has to show in my recommended vids and I’ll click like I haven’t watched it 11.5 to 12 times....
Yeah I’m gonna need this specific episode to become a multi-season HBO series
Jajaja I vouch for that!!!!!!!
Have y'all heard of Rome? It's a mult-season HBO series
New HBO series: She's like, 11.5 or 12!
thepeacefish but with out the white cleopatra
I want the SAME cast and Narrator...let's make this happen
People are really on here taking time to pick apart a comedy sketch because of how “inaccurate” it is? It’s called Drunk History for a reason! Relax , take it for what it is, and enjoy the show. Ganymedes said don’t worry about it, so we don’t worry about it 😂
He told all of us
You have a point. But when some people said it was more accurate than the Netflix doc, more knowledgeable people had to stand up and say, "What about Pompey?" And What about the Fact that the grave of Cleopatra's sister, Arsinoe, was excavated and she was Clearly, Obviously, Irrefutably, a BLACK woman. LOL So were Cleopatra and Nefertiti and a host of other Queens and Kings (Pharaohs) in Egypt. Despite bigoted "Egyptologists" hollering about it! LOL
@@sieraclayton1503I think most people are exaggerating for what they think is comedic effect. Of course, several other people have made the “joke” so it’s not funny.
Aubrey is the queen of the deadpan comedy
She is hotter than the sun.
She's SO good
She is a GODESS!!
Author of the Book of the Dead..... pan
i thought Cleopatra was lookin a lot like aubrey
"ESS'CUSE ME??"
- Cleopatra, 51 BC
"What's poppin'"
- Julius caesar
"Take back my throne, because, yo!" - Arsinoe
Stu Lora “Oh, so you not gonna fuck with me?” - Arsinoe.
"Yaaaaas bitch!"
- Arsinoe
"I know that I'm 11, but peep this." -Arsinoe
She didn't just creep in his room, though. She sent Ceasar a gift of a carpet, and she smuggled herself in by having her servants wrap her in it, so when it was opened for him, she popped out all dolled up and ready to charm him.
She is also supposed to have recieved Marc Antony in a throne room covered with, like, a foot deep layer of rose petals on the floor. Girl knew how to make a first impression.
melissa saint facts lol
Wow, that's so interesting!
Way to ruin it, Nerd.
@@flibgonrtsheglis242 You must be fun on a first date, lol
OMG I LOVE THIS
How can I not find a comment talking about this lil interaction 4:43 “He sounds like a succulent man.” “He doesn’t need water?”
Underappreciated 😂😂 I died
lol yeah what a crazy observation … he sounds succulent, I don’t know “ 😂
"gurl what is you doing to ma bowdy"
Julius Caesar, 51 BC
10 ten Greatest love stories in World History
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
How did she get past the guards anyway?
@@Lauren.E.O Carpet
I'm your 1k like! I'm proud of my self there
"When i finish u gone be readin from the book of the dead cus u gone be wat?..dead and gone..."😂😂😂😂😂i am dead
Did you read from the book of the dead?
cuz you gone be what?
That part!!
Hahahahhahaa
"I'll make a deal with you...my lil' sisters wilin out, she's very ratchet" 😂😭
Valea Parison that had me hollerin🤣🤣🤣😭😭
He protec
He attack
But most importantly
Julius Ceasar is wack
🤣🤣
What a bad friend!
I Demand that she be the official Drunk History narrator
Vick Marie wait til you watch tiffany haddish’s lmao
Vick Marie Agree!!
She's hilarious and spills the drink at the end. Haha.
@@Darkness-ie2yl Damn dude you're really doublin' down on the edginess, ain'tcha?
@@k.batayola9237 Watched it right when it came out I like this one better!
Damn I am Egyptian from Alexandria and I am laughing my ass out , wish our history lectures was that fun
We say "laughing my ass off" not out. "Out" sounds like your butt is falling out of your body. Lol!!
@@holagataeang well yeah in Egypt we say what ev.... we royal like that
@@RushzillaRecords I say whatev as well, guess I should've been born Egyptian? 🤷🏻♀️ Im totally kidding. Lol
@@holagataeang well it depends where are you from and what English do you speak. You say chips I say fries You say chips I say crisps , you say jelly I say jam , you say eggplant I say aubergine ( I can go on forever).
madhatter glttrs. ;) ;)
"She's eleven and a half or twelve!"
I died every time they said that
Like how many times? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like 11.5!
When my woman gets home I'm gonna show this to her and we're gonna do a shot everytime they mention her age!
Defrey "I'm 11 so stfu!"
IM SCREAMING THIS IS A MASTERPIECE HSKDJKD- literally lost it when cleopatra started scissoring ceaser
Girl, what you doin' to my bawdy!
Wow this is my first Drunk History and I'm definitely watching more after this
I'm so happy for you 😂😂 You're gonna enjoy. Lol
Same
Harriet Tubman. Trust me.
Its THE BEST
Hells yeah
That child actor is amazing. She is serving looks and throwing shade like a full grown badass. Good for her. She's going places.
Actress. Women/girls are actresses. There's nothing wrong with having different versions of words for the sexes.
@@englishatheart The word actor is frequently used to refer to both men and women, and used when no gender is known. The modern (and original 1660s) definition might be something like “one who acts.”
It used to be gender-specific, but in the present day, it has become gender-neutral like 'doctor' or 'lawyer'.
Thank you, neeexxxt.
@@englishatheart did you just assume her gender?
Lotusmonk YEAH NIGGA. FLYING UNICORN
@@englishatheart The fuck are you talking about?
Can she just narrate all of them ?! This is the best one 😂❤️
YES. Lyric Lewis is the BEST! Her Julia Child is hysterical ;)
Jen McCormack I’m about to look that up thank you😂🙌🏽
@@dazzleglam95 Pour Toi~~ ;)
Lyric Lewis on Bessie Coleman: www.cc.com/video-clips/wqamjn/drunk-history-bessie-coleman-proves-the-haters-wrong---uncensored
Lyric on Julia Child: www.cc.com/video-clips/fh7nn2/drunk-history-julia-child-goes-from-spy-to-gourmet-chef
Yes i was thinking the same thing🤣😂
That means she would have to drink on all of them. That’s too much alcohol
Ec-scoose me? Like, you gon' come for my, like, WHAT?
“hey girl hey”
-Ptolemy, Alexandria, Circa 51 b.c
Casyea Chapman this is my new line
"Ptolemy. Yo."
"He sounds like a succulent man."
"As in doesn't need water?"
Ded. 😭😭😂😂😂🤣
I WAS DEDT WITH A WHOLE T AT THE END. 🤣
Im pritty shur succulent can also mean "yummy" like seductive
“Dead and gone.” 😂😂😂😂
@@ashlyelizabethlyons8561 woosh! That was the joke...
"Now that's a Pyramid scheme!" 😂
That was the best, I'm still laughing.😂😂😂
She had ya boi sprung, reading the book of the dead, and floating like Peter Pan
Zaranda 8 días y b
Lyric Lewis is an amazing narrator! She should be in more episodes
She was in another one earlier, about Julia Child. Unfortunately this show has been cancelled.
"I know we just met. And I gave you the business immediately, My bad."
-Cleopatra
BCloWns3 Look, if you’re a monarch without referring to yourself as a third person at least one, then what’s the point?
”you gonna be reading the book of the dead after this cause you gonna be what? Dead and gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wrote the same comment...that sex scene was the best ever!!!😂😂
I know I gave the Egyptians business, my bad
😭😭😭😭😭
Lol this reminded me of the khadi meme
You can't tell me Aubrey Plaza WASN'T there during Ancient Egypt
Sara B Bahahaha!
Nahh she was there getting her freak on
@NEGUS MBARKA actually she's of Puerto Rican descent so
Not really white white but whatever keep taking it too seriously
Still more accurate than Netflixs so called "documentary", and probably way more entertaining aswell.
I was about to wright that, it crossed my mind too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was looking for a fellow neener neenerer ❣️lol and you're SoOoOoOoO right!!!
Although I honestly thought there'd be more! 🙃
None of these people are Arabic and there's a black guy playing ptolemy
@@harleyquinn8DAncient Egyptians were not arabic 😂
@@fatboyRAY24 Thank you. Pre-Dynastic Egyptians we’re proven to be black Africans from the Nile Valley. Now by this time, it has been invaded, so they’re right AND we’re right. Pyramid building Egypt, that was black Egypt chile
"She told me to kill him. I kilt him. Don't worrrry about it" smhrotflmao
fuggedaboutit
Yooo whyd you miss the historical fact that Cleopatra actually snuck into J.C's room rolled up in a carpet carried by her servant lol. THAT would have been hilarious for this skit.
keep in mind she was drunk.
That may be a myth Some accounts say she was carried in in a sack.
@@andrews527 yeah sorry youre right, fam. i read this one about her. It was on an oversized sack of hemp or leather and she arranged herself lengthwise. Thats the only clue historians have of her size...then his servant Apollodorus did the rest. JC didnt have a chance haha
@@elisejackson2854 lol you really think she is? 😂
@@rchc329 i do.
Arsinoe: "My sister is not the f***** queen. She's just some B**ch on the throooooone". I'm dying over here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“She’s very buck - she knucks if she bucks all the time.”
- J. Caesar
Aubrey Plaza is the hottest and baddassest cleopatra
Love her since Parks and Rec
You mean Girl.
Hell, yeah. She can put that Egyptian ass on me any time.
I hear the original one was quite badass, too
Ok after this I want to know why Arsinoe isn't a more popular historical figure
also Cleopatra won Cesar over by scissoring him
Me as well. She was quite the little badass. At least as this portrayed her. I'm betting more than a few kids are gonna be named after her because of this.
Because her reign lasted like 2 weeks.
Martin Jackson I thought she rolled herself up in a carpet!! It was the scissoring all the time!!🤣🤣🤣✌🏾
Your comment had me dying. "She won him over by scissoring him"😂
Because this is only vaguely accurate.