Air Force Member tried becoming a "HITMAN"..... and Failed
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An Airman in the Air National Guard attempted to be a "Hitman" by signing up on a fake hitman website. The airman filed out an application on the site numerous times. So many times that the owner of the website contacted the FBI. How dumb do you have to be to sign up on a comedy website about a corporate hitman agency? I guess we'll find out.
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Pro tip: If they KNOW you're a hitman, you're a bad hitman.
LOL
We prefer the term independent contractors
Now you tell me!
This. 100% this.
Protip: if they want to meet in person they are the police.
The Milker
His catch phrase must be "You got milked"
He has milked so many men.
Nice one sir😂😂😂
it will be in prison..
@@AngryCops and he gonna be milking so many more now
Milk milk lemonade round the corner Fudge is made!
I actually went to tech school with this dude, he refused to wash his OCPs and constantly lied about his accolades 😂
Was he SF?
He had to refuse washing to OCPS to cover up the scent for his hitman career
Keeps the wildlife away..
Ayo 😂😂😂
Source be "trust me" around these parts
Holy shit, I went to the website and there is 100% a discount for Air National Guardsmen 😂
The bottom of the website is also hilarious, where they say they are no longer affiliated with Carol Baskin 😂😂
Now it says at the bottom it says
"Rent-A-Hitman is no longer affiliated with Diners Club, the Las Vegas Raiders, the Illuminati, Donald Trump,
Kyle Rittenhouse, The Island Boys, Vladimir Putin, and OJ Simpson due to contractual restrictions."
Most surprising thing is that the FBI actually gave him multiple chances and STOPPED him.
They did everything but tell him they where feds. First time I have heard of feebs not entrapping someone.
Well he had the wrong hue.. otherwise they make/let it happen
@@Stephen85I suppose it's possible upon realizing his level of incompetence(address and phone number and all that) they just wanted an airtight case.
But I'm not entirely sure even if they said "just so you know we could be Feds" he wouldn't have laughed it off and said yes anyway.
@@VioletDeathRei I can just see the agents laughing their butts off at the responses this guy was sending.
They trying not to ruin this idiots career and life, but being a dummy don't make you smart smh
Those FBI agents 100% needed to get drunk after that arrest 😂😂😂😂
He was in my Tech School team for Security Forces. He constantly got chewed out by cadre for not washing his OCPs in camp bullis, it got so bad where cadre in the land navigation portion was yelling at him for smelling awful. He also didn’t shoot marksman and no one called him the ‘Reaper’.
Damn, camp bullis... I went through there in January, it was so cold that we had to run into the constantly running showers and soap up, and then build up the courage for another run through to rinse off. Good times.
Maybe his nickname should have been "The Reeker". Silently choking people out with those odiferous green hands.
Chase, as the proprietor of the website, I honestly believe that nobody called him "Reaper" and that he probably did smell of soured Milk. Thanks for clarifying!
Find a kind lady on base to buy this fella a bar of body soap, so long as he hasn't been dishonorably discharged.
@@fakshen1973 lmfao, that is perfect 😂
Could you imagine how much restraint it would take to not laugh with this dude as your drill sergeant…😂
"I heard millions of military members cry out in disbelief, then were suddenly at attention."
"That's no hitman, that's a member of the Tennessee Air National Guard."
This is a test of military bearing, try not to laugh.
But were those heels slamming together, or assholes slamming shut?
"The army National Gaaaaaaaurd, YOU CAN!.... Try and become a Hitman."
Air National Guard has been really rocking the news lately...
They've really been killing it.
Almost as bad as the NAVY....HI GUYS....
@@jracee1
@@who346 Keep seamen out of your mouth.
Better than the Navy Drag queen recruitment. Air National Guard, see, any dumb ass can make it.
We’re over analyzing this, he just wanted to be a hitman because, “that’s where the money at”.
"Milk" has got to be the most drill sargent nickname ever 😂
I want to see this kid's ASVAB scores. They had to have set some kind of record.
That's exactly what I was gonna say😂
His score was......2
If I remember right, the lowest score allowed, is a 29, to become a Cook.
I remember zoomies being pretty uppity about their minimum scores being higher.
he at least met the minimum of 55 unless they dropped their standards
In Aliens, Ripley asked the company's aggressively inept board of inquiry "Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?" Current year has given a rock solid answer to that question.
It is one of the best movies ever filmed.
And one of the best protagonists ever.
"there are no cool women leads and proganists"
That's because lazy writers exist in today's day and age. Love the first two movies so much.
She is an American hero.
Showing that women (she's so beautiful)can kill
monsters and save little kids when the chips are down.
I knew she would save Newt when she invented the flamethrower pulse rifle.
I still get goosebumps from that documentary......
Ripley was always a bad ass. Captain Marvel or Kill Bill ain't shit in comparison.
@Kane Smith Literally duct taped a flamethrower to an assault rifle, with a grenade launcher, and said, "Fuck it, I'll it do myself." And, by the by, 16 minutes until the entire place explodes.
*THIS* is you do a strong female lead in an action flick.
I think the most surprising thing about this story is that an Airman was held accountable for his actions
He wasn't a black lesbian.
If you guys haven’t been to the site you’re missing out. It’s pure genius.
I laughed my ass off after hearing about this story and visiting the page.
Thanks, we're glad you enjoyed it!
They didn't turn him in because he sent in so many applications. It's just took them that long to realize he wasn't making a parody application as a joke, but was serious. Then it probably took a few hours to sink in that this idiot was actually trying to apply. Then a few more days as the laughed so hard they passed out, only to wake up and laugh until the passed out again.
THEN they called the FBI.
lol. Why would anyone even send in an application though? If they know it's a parody website, then why would anyone bother? So I would guess that anyone sending in an application is some kind of idiot that thinks it's a real website. (Unless there's some obvious jokes in there that make them think the application was sent in as a joke).
@@deucedeuce1572you typed all that as if kids dont do stupid shit on the internet 😅
@@dokwalk621 True
This guy thought becoming a hit man was like applying to be a grocery store clerk lmao
McChode: "Will that be paper, plastic or 556?"
You mean it's NOT like applying to be a bag boy at Winn-Dixie?
Because I was also going to put my 3 1/2 months experience as a barista at Starbucks on my resume as well.
These idiots vote.
"It's reaper now" had me laughing...
I don't think I've laughed so hard in my life, especially when he kept saying milk
A general rule of thumb is if someone agrees to kill someone for you or asks you to kill someone for them, they’re an FBI agent. One party to any murder for hire contract is always a Fed.
Deep web is where you go for all illegal things.
Sometimes its both
Not always. Feel free to give me a call for services.
Sincerly yours,
Mr. Totally not a Fed
Google says ANG is a federal military force, apparently. So it looks like we've hit that magic moment in time where BOTH parties are feds. It's like the spiderman meme, IRL.
I'm sure hits get ordered, but they are done within criminal organizations and street gangs. They don't use an unknown hitter.
We will never know how many murders and mass killings we've been blessed to have avoided just due to simple weapons grade stupidity. 🎉
Donut did video awhile ago where the suspect had the bullets loaded backwards in the magazine. So there's at least one.
I remember that, I was in tears from all the laughter!!!
@RCoady I legit had a history teacher in high school who claimed German sharpshooters in WW1 used to load their bullets in backwards to shoot through armour plate...naturally I was utterly dumbstruck and I told my dad this who was in the RAF and he laughed for a solid fifteen minutes.
@@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Yeah, there's an old urban legend about loading the actual projectile into the casing backwards. It's dumb and hilarious....
@@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Germans soldiers did do that. They added more powder to the standard 7.92mm Mauser round and reversed the projectile. It was crap shoot whether or not it would explode when fired, but the rounds that did fire were effective against early tanks. That's probably what your teacher was talking about.
Why hire a hitman to forever sleep the annoying neighbors dog? Just call the ATF, saying you saw your neighbor with an unregistered full-semiautomatic rifle.
Just as effective. And legal!
Thats "unregistered fully automatic assault rifle" for all the liberals out there.
I might be just a dirty civilian but holy shit this guy makes me feel better about my life choices 😂
Same. I may have made some stupid mistakes in my life, but at least I know I'll never be this idiot.
The FBI should show him this video just to mock and make fun of him!
Bruh “100% HIPPA compliant” is the funniest shit you could see on an FBI sting site
@@elwoodcope7152 LOL!!!! IT was insane!
It’s not an FBI sting site, it’s a joke website
@@ninjaked1265 Can vouch it's a private website.
Yeah... and HIPPA and not like the real one called HIPAA. They did spell HIPAA right, but then the "Hitman Information Privacy and Protection Act" is HIPPA and not HIPAA.
"looking like he wrote The Communist Lack-a-Chesto!" That line absolutely killed me.
Imagine falling for a meme site instead of the usual fed bait ones. Real cream of the crop this Garcia guy is.
It is basically a Fed Site, Lol. They contact law enforcement all around the world when you submit a contract. It started out as a Tech Site and he realized how many people searched up “Hitman” and realized what he could do.
The application form itself is a comedic gem. You guys should read it.
Examples:
Do you still possess all of your natural teeth?
90% or more preferred.
Can you drive a manual transmission?
All of our get-away cars are stick shifts.
What is the highest level of education you’ve achieved?
Trump University, Home Depot U, & McDonalds University credits accepted.
link?
@@budguy21 just go look up rent a hitman
"Mississippi reservists are laughing at you."
Man just committed a warcrime, Christ on a bike that was brutal.
😂
Actually Mississippi guys are swamp masters. Gators, moccasins an guns
It's *never* a war crime the *first* time. :D
The ol' 155 ABCT
Mothaflippin Dixie Thunder from down under
I also heard somewhere that the reason he did all this in the first place was because his girlfriend had a baby on the way and he wanted more money for that. Y'know...because becoming a hitman is definitely the way to be a good father and provide a safe environment for your family... 😅
Girlfriend ???? Picture that dependapotomuss 🙄
Legend has it, he also made several Craigslist ads entitled “dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.”
Never thought I’d say this but 2023 is quickly becoming the year of the Air national guard
GO GUARD!!!
funny thing is, some people don't even know they exist
To the skyyyyyy
This dude should have been involved in that attempted invasion of Venezuela. It would have worked with Reaper on the team.
Bruh i nearly forgot about that trainwreck worth of a netflix series
The daytime beach landing in white t-shirts...high speeddddddd alll draggggg
This is hilarious, thank you.😂
But sadly, the website’s owner said he had to deal with about 200 idiots like that airman per month.🤦♂️
True story!
Wow. That's insane. You always expect one or maybe a couple that are that stupid and that evil... but 200 a month is just insane (even if it was world wide). If he has to deal with them that often, does he report all of them to the FBI too?
@@deucedeuce1572 - Not all of the Service Requests are credible, verifiable, or contain enough information to do anything with. These are considered "not actionable" and are archived as such, The flip side of the coin is the 8% that ultimately do meet the criteria and get reported. These are handled in a variety of ways depending on the situation and not all of them are what they appear, some are cries for help from victims of child/sexual/spousal abuse.
@@Guido_RAH Pretty crazy to go to a hitman website... but I can see why a child victim of sexual abuse would want to kill a specific person/persons.
@@deucedeuce1572 It's pretty common when the victim feels that justice isn't being served. It puts a lot of pressure on an agency to do its job when a significant threat is brought to light.
I bet this is not the first time that site caught someone, haha. Wow...he is...defiantly putting out a particular vibe.
I bet the Feds thought he was another fed with how unbelievably easy it was to book him the entire time they were baiting him. Now to watch Ask A Ninja again
It’s like when at a Klan meeting its just a bunch of black people “undercover” and they all get really angry at each other
Feds stinging feds. You're under arrest for hiring a hitman! No, YOU'RE under arrest for conspiracy to become a hitman! [insert spiderman pointing meme here]
@@JH-wd6dp Wouldn't be the first time. Heard stories about undercover feds posed as drug dealers get in a nitpick fight with feds undercover as customers, so deep in the trenches they don't even know who's who
@@JH-wd6dp That would be hilarious.
Reminds me of a story where the police was called on a drugs house. In the end, it turned out the house was a training building for the fire department.
No accident there, just petty trolling.
As a former "active duty" Air Force cop, let it be known that you have to have a 35 on the ASVAB to get in to the Air Force, and only a 33 to be an Air Force cop.. Check his waiver... Half those waiver troops are guarding our Nuc pile as we speak. Sleep well tonight yall. I joined for the free boots \m/
"I joined for the free boots."
"Chicks in New York are paying top dollar for this stuff."
It was over 40 when I went in!
I scored 96 on the ASVAB and signed a contract as an Operations Specialist ( Radarman) in the US Navy . My ' A ' School ( Tech school ) was 17 weeks long at Fleet Combat Training Center Atlantic at Dam Neck Virginia . I sailed on a Guided Missile Destroyer for four years and reenlisted for shore duty as a US Navy Military Policeman . I graduated from the USAF Military Police Academy at Lackland AFB in San Antonio , Texas . My Military Police duty station was CFAY Security Yokosuka, Japan guarding the Headquarters of the US Navy's 7th Fleet . After that I graduated the AEGIS Combat System school on the NASA base Wallops Island , Virginia . I then sailed on a Ticonderoga class Guided Missile Cruiser as a Watch Supervisor . I never thought that I was probably twice as smart as the Airmen that I trained beside , but there were some clues . One time during a training event the Airmen got blown up by a booby trap because they finger fucked around in a supposedly rigged building . I took off my radio , sneaked around inside and touched nothing . Two AF Instructors asked me what was my regular Navy job . I told them that I was a radar operator . They said it made sense sense I was a trained observer who used my eyes as weapons rather that grabbing shit with my hands . I said Yeah , we have Navy EODs for that .
@@victorwaddell6530 cool story bro. 😐
Can we just collectively, as veterans, mass apply to this guy's joke site and turn this into a giant meme
Go ahead and try - our skilled Intake Operatives can easily handle any Sponge Bob or Quandale Dingle submissions. Thanks for aksing!
Can you imagine the owners of this website reaching out to the fbi??? "Soooo we dont know if this is serious or not, but you MIGHT want to look into this guy...." 😂😂😂
It’s absolutely incredible this person made it to adulthood.
Being too sheltered in his mom's basement isn't the miracle here.
@@JSp4wN Yeah, J is right our society has gone to extreme lengths to ensure EVERYONE survives no matter what...
The National Guard must have really low standards.
That's what happens when we have warning labels on everything, things don't darwin themselves out of existence anymore
@@jaxsazerac4904 The military as a whole is really hurting for recruits right now.
I guess this is what you get when you kick out 1/4-1/3 of your entire force, and then you lower standards to try and replace all those people you kicked out 🤷🏽♂️
a member of the air force leaked secret documents on discord and now another one wants to become a hitman?
These guys beat the space force
At least the leaker put out important information that the government has been lying about.
This idiot... jaw drop.
Maybe all the intelligent people were moved to the Space Force.
I saw the HIPAA right when you flashed the website the first time. Lol
Sounds like an open and shut case for insanity.
My heart aches for the brain cells of that poor FBI agent. May they Rest In Peace.
I learned back in the day when the Drill says "You sure about that private?"
You NEVER say "Yes..."
I disagree. If you are wrong stay wrong.
Pvt. Joker taught us the DI will smoke the pvt. harder if he reverses himself. Lessons learned.
The FBI could've provided him with the murder weapon and he'd never have realized it was a paintball gun.
As an NCO, this is a phone call I didn't even realize I needed to be afraid of getting
Well, are you an NCO in the Air Force? If not, then that drastically reduces the odds of this type of phone call.
I just love that the hitman website has a statement of HIPPA compliance. LOL.
My neighbor three houses over and her son tried to hire a hitman to kill the eldest son/brother.
Hitman took the money, ratted them out and disappeared. Last time I checked he was never caught, the plotting neighbors were still in the slammer and the intended target looks a lot fucking happier than before the arrests every time I see him in the street.
I suppose it's a working business plan.
There was one in WA some years back, where a husband hired a hit man to kill his middle-aged wife. Guy hid and hit her in the head with a hammer, so she choked him to death bare-handed, and then the cops found her husband's number in his backback.
@@jackiebiskan4748 crazy enough for both to be true.
@@jreese46 Poor hitman got hired to take out the fucking Terminator.
@@jackiebiskan4748 Not seeing it. Can you point me in the right direction? Most recent headlines I'm seeing all center on husband dying in prison and police commending her for fighting off hitman.
@@jreese46 im sorry i was doing a little trolling hope you didnt go to deep in this rabbit hole
I looked up hire a hitman and it's still there...lol. It requires that you allow cookies in order to go all the way into the site. Funny.
The fact he's from the Air Force makes this way funnier than than it should be
He's Air Force Security Forces (military police)...that's just another regular weekend for some of us.
That guy has 3 to 4 people actually try to hire or be a hitman a month. I talked to him last year on a similar deal. The website is hilarious.
FBI is probably like "I love this website! Does our hard part for us!"
WOW!!! Literacy is a real problem in this Country! LOL
I wanna send in a joke application now but I also don't want to get swarmed by the FBI
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 DON'T BE THE REASON FOR A MONDAY SAFETY BRIEF DAMNIT
@@killasjanitor😂Legit
I'm gonna wait for the heat to cool down at least
Milk is the type of guy who would open the fridge at a crime scene where the power has been off for 3 weeks.
Dude, RULE number 1! NEVER OPEN a fridge! Only rookies do that sh&t. 🤢
Ew I hope this isn’t the pig section of the comment section.
How oddly specific but understandable.
That's like opening coolers in abandoned cars in the summer. 🤮
Oh God I can still smell that from abandoned apartments I had to clean out.
Angry cops is the best when he's angry
I love the Ask a Ninja mention! You are truly a man of culture.
Homie tried to be John Wick....ended up being Airman McSnuffy
Sooooo, you don't actually have to be smart to be in the Air Force! I'm referencing this video every time an Airman tries to say how much smarter they are than the other branches!
You don't have to be dumb to be in the Army either, but you do seem to cover the odds.
As an active marine and retired reserve airman i can verify the airforce is just a corporate entity filled with idiots. Most of them get promoted to colonel and chief master sergeant
@@snakerstran9101 don't say that in front of his jump boots. He'll start calling us legs and then we'll have to listen his knees.
Keep in mind Air National Guard isnt the Airforce. Thats like calling the Army National Gaurd the Army.
@@ArmaGuyz Nasty Girls...
This entire video is a single tear of beauty moment. 💯
The real funny thing is this Air National Guardsman isn't the first person to think the hitman site was real. A few people have been busted after the owner of the site contacted police when people actually attempted to use the service.
True story
"I am an American airman. I am immortal. I have inside me blood of kings. I have no rival. No man can be my equal." --Agent 47 probably
Imagine this: When he gets to the clink they put him in a double. He looks at his cell mate and the first thing he says is "There can be only one :|" and promptly gets stomped because it turned out he was bunked with an actual hitman.
@@NTAD He got surprised by that website. Now he gonna get the surprise butt sex.
I just sung this. Checks out 😂
Queens and the opening of Highlander series.
@@somsengphrachanh2117 princes of the universe
Whoa...... you hit me with an Ask a Ninja reference. A TRUE classic
Last thing his victims would hear: "You just got spilled... by the Milkman".
The air national guard is the gift that keeps giving
Just when I start to think that the stupidity of people can no longer blow my mind, stuff like this happens.
That air guardsmen discount OOF
10 straight minutes of AC reeming this fool is just what i needed today 😂
I am setting here at the VA hospital watching this vid....LMAO! A bunch of us here are now Laughing so hard that the Doc himself came out to see what's going on! Friend, laughter is the best medicine and even though numb nuts made The TNANG look bad, we all enjoyed your take on it!
BTW, a bunch of us are now perusing your earlier videos and enjoying them very much! The VA has laughter careening through the halls!
I'm glad you can find something to laugh about in the VA. It beats guessing the grades the doctor got in med school who is about to work on you.
Good
@@mikehenthorn1778 ...or what country they came from..." Can I get a translator please!" LoL!
The feds are about to be mad as shit at how many people are gonna be dropping meme applications on their sting site. Hilarious.
Edit: Everyone put Taskforce Shortbus on their job history
Tbh, getting caught by the FBI in a sting like that is about the best outcome milk could have had.
Agreed. He was setting up to run his own assassination business and who knows what kind of damage he could have caused if that were allowed to happen.
Hey Angry, well done lol! As a prior Security Forces member (referred to as SF in the AF, I know thats going to rub alot of people the wrong way lol. ), I saw you mentioned if it was considered a combat "MOS" in the vid. And, I guess its a good time to discuss the career field. For you Army guys/gals you call it an MOS, for us its called Air Force Specialty Codes (AFSC). Security Forces is a weird AFSC in the AF, it has a WIDE spectrum of duties/roles & it suffers from an identity crisis. Put simply, you could be guarding stuff in the middle of no where America for 4 years OR killed in Iraq by a road side bomb on convys supporting the Army in direct combat. Its going to shock alot of people when I say that there are some Airman, not pilots, that have seen way more action than some Marines & Army guys/gals. Its not to belittle anyone’s service, MOS or a pissing contest. It does depend on what you did in the military, it depends if it was during a time of war, it depends where you served. I was an Airman that served in Iraq in 05-06, we joked around at that time we would like to join the Marines and be an Intel guy stationed in DC lol. I'm not sandbagging anyone, "not saying SF is total badass hitmen lol" I salute all that serve honorably.
This is freaking hilarious😂. The FBI should release undercover footage like the pd does when it gets sent to COPS😅
You missed a key detail. That beret he's wearing marks him as Security Forces, the Air Force version of Military Police.
Exactly, and I can see him driving the old dark blue ford econoline van down the flightline with "Free Candy" scribbled on it, like it should be, when left near maintainers. :D
I was active duty USAF Security Police for ten years 1987-1997, and this guy embarrassed me. How far my beloved Security Police have fallen.
Although I didn't see his function badge of SP badge in the photos.
He’s guard…not Air Force
@@earlwyss520 a.f. security force in the 80.s were some bad ass hombres
@@azking420 The AIR National Guard IS a part of the Air Force lmao
As a retired USAF Senior NCO and former First Sgt, I am appalled by this recent foolishness! It makes my head hurt and my heart ache for the great troops who still manage to go about their duties in a professional manner while having to put up with the fall-out from these incidents.
AC....keep up the good work of exposing these dirtbags! We need to be aware of their stupidity. It just goes to show us what happens when you give time-out chits and "safe stress-free" zones in basic....along with an overindulgence of Social Media and Tik-toc-itis! Troops like these two cause me concern for my grandkids and the world they will soon have to face. Thanks for letting me "rant" AC! I'm going to go take a tylenol and some ibuprofen to try and slow down the throbbing in my head while I stand-by for the next moment-of-madness to arrive! Hang in there AC!
Me trying to hire a hitman.
Me: So you were in the military?
Him: Yes. I was in the Air Force.
Me: Next!
As a guy who went NG at 17 (1987) then realized I fucked up and went Navy (therefore proving I just can't make good life decisions) I can honestly say that I am truly thankful to God In Heaven that AC was not around back then....I fear I would have been the subject of 1...maybe 3.....okay 5 of his videos......
I started Tennessee Army Natl' Guard and crossed over to the Navy. I was an HM in the Navy. I got some of the best duty stations. Corpsmen go everywhere. I sear were like cockroaches.
I know I'm a little crazy but I ain't stupid. This guy has some issues they don't make pills for.
Wow..I just have to think that the recruiter that signed this guy up was just REALLY hurting to meet his monthly quota or something. One of this guys last two brain cells was dying and the other one did not how to do CPR. Smh.
Which is odd because from my friends experience the Air Force Recuriter was the biggest pain in the ass to get through
@@2012sonora as one of those enlisted kids, I did get away with quite a bit of stupid bullshit, but if ya succeed 99 times and fail once, no one remembers the 99 successes
The only person on TH-cam that uses his hands to talk more than Scotty Kilmer.
They're going to be laughing about that case for years down at the Bureau.
The FBI were having discussions whether to bring Joe Pistone out of retirement to crack this case but decided "nah, the target is an Air National Guardsman from Tennessee." Never has a better decision ever been made nor has any other agent gone down in history for the quickest arrest made by an undercover agent. Hollywood wanted to make a movie but the runtime would be 10 minutes.
Well, from what I understand, most confirmed professional hitmen have IQs in the sub-90 range. So this Airman would've probably fit right in!
...and most get caught eventually (usually immediately after their first hit) ... which is how they know they have low IQ's. It's not surprising, because most violent criminals have low IQ's. There are some that have several kills... but that's not very common at all (as far as I know). Then again, if a hitman is really a good hitman, he is entirely unknown, because nobody would know his victims were murdered, but would think that they all died naturally.
AC, you got me this time battle, "Communist Lack-of-Chest-O" Thats gold. You have earned a fatty cake at the DFAC today
AC... Thank you, for these wonderful edits in this video.
The sheer joy on AC's face when he realized he had TWO reasons to use the "Milk" nickname...priceless.
Excellent work Airman 47.
* spit take *
That simulated tinnitus at the biginning of the video just increased my VA disability by 10%.
This.... this rant was just on point. I felt the drill Sergent rage.
Adding the Air National Guardsmen discount is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.
dude needs to be put on a perma watchlist
Absolutely love his trigger awareness and trigger control method
I only discovered this channel yesterday. This is some funny shit! Carry on Sergeant.
I have to be careful to not watch your videos too early. The savage laughter they provoke upsets my delicate nervous system. Great content Sgt Hy
Is it sad that when I read the title I immediately thought of someone I knew and wondered... "I bet this is that guy I know..."
Not him.
I freaking love you for referencing Ask a Ninja!!!!! Ah back when TH-cam was great.
Ahhh. Air force security forces...here we go. This guy makes me feel good about my asvab score
Jokes on all of us. Turns out he was the most professional hitman ever, he assassinated his career and freedom more efficiently than even John Wick could have.
Oh man, the editing for the DS sense is getting better!
2 Ribs broke from laughing! Worth it!
Man becomes a defender and thinks he's hot shit. He was a glorified police man/base defense.
Yeah, but he probably did a MMA session in training, so definitely qualified.
Glorified is a stretch lol
ASK A NINJA!! HOLLY BALLS
Core memory unlocked
Man, that hit me hard too. I wonder if Administrative Results is a distant relative...