1 Billion Lions VS 1 of Every Pokemon

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  • @WolfeyVGC
    @WolfeyVGC  3 ปีที่แล้ว +8916

    I'm really proud of this wideo, so I hope you like how it turned out! This is my first time doing scripted content - let me know if you like this style, it's not something I'll use as default ever but it might be good to sprinkle in content like this here and there.
    Edited by Uzi: twitter.com/TheUzigunner
    Intro by Gio: twitter.com/the_one_gio

    • @WishedWash
      @WishedWash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And we're also very proud wolfe

    • @Lyrahd
      @Lyrahd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We'll always be proud of you Mr. Glicke!

    • @travishoupt3127
      @travishoupt3127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gen 5 Lando-t OU

    • @Dr.J42
      @Dr.J42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is great...

    • @oatmealmix
      @oatmealmix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I like the style alot, if u sprinkle this in every week I might actually be less bored lmao

  • @twitchyb9950
    @twitchyb9950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6059

    So basically, Kyogre floods the planet with the help of Clefairy and the lions all drown and then Smeargle and Oranguru are like “that was sick bro! Do it again!”

    • @tinkerermelon6599
      @tinkerermelon6599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      Now I'm just imagining Smeargle and Oranguru like Supa Hot Fire's hype men xD

    • @scootergang8326
      @scootergang8326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Uhyeah I'll fucken do it again

    • @daffycuh2931
      @daffycuh2931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bruh 1k likes and 4 replies

    • @glarbo3965
      @glarbo3965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lions will form a raft

    • @minezenki1436
      @minezenki1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@glarbo3965 and when they do the pokemon would just do it again

  • @INTERNAL_REVENUE_SERVICE
    @INTERNAL_REVENUE_SERVICE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3674

    My favorite part about this whole argument is the claim that “pokemon wouldn’t be able to work together because they need a trainer they’d just kill each other” and then turn around and insinuate that lions are smart enough to make a giant ball/ladder

  • @GermanKinsmen
    @GermanKinsmen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6236

    Wolfey: "We're not using the Pokedex, that'd be ridiculous".
    Kyogre: Fucking floods the entire universe three times over with the help of fairies and monkeys.

    • @SCP_Void_7274
      @SCP_Void_7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Seems 'bout right.

    • @Kolitj
      @Kolitj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      disclaimer: Lions can swim

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      @@Kolitj For how long?
      Assuming the sudden appearance of water doesn't crush them.

    • @blankblank1661
      @blankblank1661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      @@Kolitj He can just summon the water above them, water off that size and height can crush cars. Also, normal floods can tear down houses.

    • @brettvandermeer5297
      @brettvandermeer5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@Kolitj reclaimer: not forever

  • @Ticklehitlerspickle
    @Ticklehitlerspickle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1242

    The lions - ok we've defeated every single pokemon except one
    Kingambit- and i took that personally

    • @BEEEES
      @BEEEES 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

      Basculegion and houndstone just running around hitting everything with 50000 power last respects.

    • @Kingambit7
      @Kingambit7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      ​@@BEEEESBasculegion can learn last respects?

    • @BEEEES
      @BEEEES 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      @@Kingambit7 yup, but it's an egg move so you need to put a basculegion with a mirror herb and an open move slot in a picnic with a houndstone that knows last respects for it to actually be able to use the move.

    • @Kingambit7
      @Kingambit7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@BEEEES Awesome! I've got to do that!

    • @josecorzo5517
      @josecorzo5517 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      *uses snarl*

  • @ikarainijirai
    @ikarainijirai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11383

    The Pokémon can just strike the lions at night because everyone knows that the lion sleeps tonight

  • @Mudkep_
    @Mudkep_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1689

    Groudon: "Did we do it?"
    Rayquaza: "Yes"
    Groudon: "What did it cost?"
    Rayquaza: "Your brother probably being dead due to the sheer roids every pokemon gave him"

    • @lordspagetti9261
      @lordspagetti9261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      groudon:Yay now I can make the entire earth full of land and volcanos and there wont be any water

    • @lvlHive
      @lvlHive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      Groudon: "Did we do it?"
      Rayquaza: "Yes"
      Groudon: "What did it cost?"
      Kyogre: "What do you mean WE"

    • @AlexanderRM1000
      @AlexanderRM1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I was about to say "every pokemon except Kyogre and the ones with Water Absorb" but then realized Wide Guard defends them all against even allied spread moves (I assume?) so they're fine.

    • @trevaacin5699
      @trevaacin5699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@AlexanderRM1000 that wasn't even a concern anyways, since unlike surf, water spout doesn't hit allies

    • @yummynubs3646
      @yummynubs3646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@lordspagetti9261 Rayquaza: *slaps groudon* no bad
      Groudon: but why not?
      Rayquaza: we need to keep the 7/10 meme alive

  • @nathanielandre2568
    @nathanielandre2568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2589

    Kyogre: " You did well to survive that attack. *What will you do about the second one?* "

    • @yingames275
      @yingames275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      2 TSUNAMI
      If Survived
      4 TSUNAMI
      if still not dead somehow
      8 TSUNAMI
      alr this is impossible if their still not dead but
      16 TSUNAMI

    • @Bakadono7525
      @Bakadono7525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I'm pretty sure we are talking a big enough Tsuami to more than wipe out the Earth

    • @zacharyjennings8218
      @zacharyjennings8218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Lol idk if it was your intention but, I read that clear as day in Madaras voice lol

    • @Xevil1
      @Xevil1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I guess Kyogre is Madara now

    • @familydepaola3457
      @familydepaola3457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Didnt know the lions were onoki

  • @davidanderegg1232
    @davidanderegg1232 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +754

    The poetry of Kyogre being both the optimal choice from game mechanics side and cannonically 100% capable of drowning a billion lions at once is truely beautiful.

    • @josecorzo5517
      @josecorzo5517 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Groudon be like: Sorry bro, but my super duper sun is active and you cannot attack
      Wait, they didn't have items

    • @BurakkuHishou
      @BurakkuHishou 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      I mean Groudon is also a doomsday scenario for them. Making the sun hot enough to evaporate the oceans has got to be terrible for anything living on land and not having shelter. Especially beings with fur coats. If the lions survived that, they'd be lethargic as heck

    • @davidanderegg1232
      @davidanderegg1232 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@BurakkuHishou yeah hes much more debatable though. One of the best arguments for the lions is that they kill the pokemon in 5 minutes. Kyogre's water stops that in its tracks but Groudon's heat wave hasn't really shown to be that quick. Maybe lava stops them but lion bridge over it honestly isn't unrealistic unlike the ladder.

    • @BurakkuHishou
      @BurakkuHishou 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @davidanderegg1232 I mean, assuming lions are still acting as their natural selves...anything team work based or sacrificial based is unrealistic.

    • @davidanderegg1232
      @davidanderegg1232 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@BurakkuHishou have you heard their arguments? Realisms long out the window. But them piling on lava til one gets over isn’t that unrealistic

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3005

    Kyogre: _uses Water Spout_
    Oranguru: *"DO IT AGAIN."*
    Kyogre: _uses Water Spout again_
    Smeargle: *"DO IT AGAIN."*
    Lions: _BRUH_

    • @Panda10million
      @Panda10million 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Ditto and mew: *heavy breathing*

    • @gacharandom6087
      @gacharandom6087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@Panda10million RIGHT! they could transform into Oraguru and Smeargle and just make Kyogre... DO IT AGAIN

    • @gg_ez69lol63
      @gg_ez69lol63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@gacharandom6087 or they could transform into kyogre and have 3 water spouts

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@gg_ez69lol63 but those would only be able to do one water spout, they wouldn’t copy or anything plus no stat boosts for helping hand

    • @gg_ez69lol63
      @gg_ez69lol63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@froggers8945 transformed pokemon have 5 pp on moves lol

  • @TomMKW
    @TomMKW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3349

    That one Pyroar fighting on the side of the pokemon watching his entire species being obliterated into extinction be like: :')

    • @sokka780
      @sokka780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      This comment deserves more attention

    • @pcu9284
      @pcu9284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      they are not even extint, they got deleted

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @Alpha-sCat
      @Alpha-sCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @b-17theflyingfortress
      @b-17theflyingfortress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@pcu9284 When extinction isn't enough to describe such sad fate.

  • @banjokazooie5431
    @banjokazooie5431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2878

    "Let's ignore the pokedex because its literally impossible and super exaggerated"
    *constructs a set up that has enough power to destroy all life in the universe in 1 hit*

    • @lucafornataro3752
      @lucafornataro3752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      ...3 times over

    • @_Megans_
      @_Megans_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol

    • @arandominternetuser4507
      @arandominternetuser4507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      This whole argument is literally impossible and super exaggerated.

    • @TMega5612
      @TMega5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I mean using the games' lore Palkia, Dialga, Giratina, and Arceus can all do that independently.

    • @banjokazooie5431
      @banjokazooie5431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@TMega5612 True, but he said he wasnt going to use the lore to avoid a situation like this. But somehow we ended up in a situation like this anyways. Its just kind of ironic

  • @almightycinder
    @almightycinder 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +601

    I still like the idea of magcargo just slowly crawling towards the lions and they all burst into flames when they're like 30 feet away. Just slowly gets closer and one by one, they just explode.

    • @fantasticube
      @fantasticube 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      How come I imagined that too lol. Probably a bit more than 30 feet away though. I would imagine Magcargo would burn them all before it even started

    • @cuanchulainn
      @cuanchulainn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      For once, you are not the target of the death snail

    • @Luke_Sah
      @Luke_Sah 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I like the idea of the lions bumrushing 998 Pokemon, until finally there is a single Pidgey floating high above the field, it's wings slowly giving out. Below it, a billion lions circle one very scared Gardevoir...

    • @memelescream4796
      @memelescream4796 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Black hole time heehoo ​@@Luke_Sah

    • @josep8437
      @josep8437 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Luke_Sah Kingambit says hi

  • @Leon-pg3qt
    @Leon-pg3qt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7114

    As a “a billion lions is a lot of lions” supporter. I could tell as soon as he said “307 pokemon learn helping hand” that I was wrong

    • @highcard6296
      @highcard6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

      I was on the side of the lions until this day, when World Champ Wolfey created a turn 1 battle plan of ultimate lion destruction

    • @najee_eee
      @najee_eee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      @@highcard6296 good that you now see the light

    • @Kenshin73747
      @Kenshin73747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@postboy2242 ultra necrozma : slaughter who called

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@highcard6296 Sadly, thats impossible, allow me to explain. You can't have 307 pokemons fight at once. Only 6.

    • @lemonydime4137
      @lemonydime4137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      @@Superbug-tf8zy 1 billion lions wouldn't cooperate either. If anything the lions would be fighting each other for territory as well as leadership. Pokemon would barely have to get involved.

  • @ray_0147
    @ray_0147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5972

    Just imagine how long it would take to wait for INTIMIDATE to take effect on each of them.

    • @azurezephy5819
      @azurezephy5819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      not to mention that it would happen multiple times, Jesus, the lions would die of old age before the slaughter would begin

    • @bubbaloobub3592
      @bubbaloobub3592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      It would literally take 30 years

    • @tobymacdonald5893
      @tobymacdonald5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +720

      assuming the animation takes 5 seconds that would take 158 years lmao

    • @Lechampion3
      @Lechampion3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Dude i think the lions and some pokemon would have intimidate

    • @scrhh
      @scrhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      intimidation takes about 2 seconds in gen 6 and after, there are 32 pokemon that can have intimidate, provided that all pokemon in one evolution line can be included at the same time. there are 1 billion lions, so intimidate will be done 32 billion times. if every pokemon that can learn intimidate actually has intimidate, it would take 64 billion seconds / 740,740.74 days / 2,028.04 years

  • @skycastrum5803
    @skycastrum5803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    First thoughts: There are pokemon that can fly and have range. What are lions gonna do?
    Wolfe: Proceeds to explain how Kyogre is going to 1-shot all lions in one turn.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I mean, yeah, it's a point that rayquaza could probably just camp in the sky. Well, I guess it couldn't if we're talking game mechanics, but still, it's something to consider.

    • @bruv7521
      @bruv7521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      According to the Lion's appreciators, lion ladders

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@bruv7521
      Nah, lion ladders tend to be unstable and collapse onto hornbills.
      Wait, that's rhino/elephant/hippo/giraffe/antelope/anteater/ostrich/lion ladders.

    • @skycastrum5803
      @skycastrum5803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Lion ladders is perfect for the pokemon. Bunch as many lions as possible together, probably have a good number taken out from their own weight. Meanwhile, the flyers will use the miraculous 200IQ move of not staying in one spot.
      On the other hand, the lions might have Scar on their side. He could use his earth bending powers to move the ground closer to the flying pokemon.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@skycastrum5803
      Since when is Scar Toph Beifong?

  • @josecorzo5517
    @josecorzo5517 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +208

    A billion lions: somehow survive*
    Groudon: it's my turn to play bro *uses earthquake

    • @cooIskeleton94
      @cooIskeleton94 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      lion shelter

    • @Flowey-Yourbestfriend
      @Flowey-Yourbestfriend 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Groudon: runs at the lions and rips the ground open

    • @mir4geisnotafurry
      @mir4geisnotafurry 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Flowey-Yourbestfriendlion helicopter

    • @Flowey-Yourbestfriend
      @Flowey-Yourbestfriend 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@mir4geisnotafurry Literally every legendary (besides Groudon/Kyogre): And I took that personally.

    • @mir4geisnotafurry
      @mir4geisnotafurry 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Flowey-Yourbestfriend lion masterball

  • @thesharkcatbros5325
    @thesharkcatbros5325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    That one Pokémon with storm drain:
    *”I’m helping”*

    • @rhymeswithmoose228
      @rhymeswithmoose228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I know this is probably ironic, but just in case, other pokemon could use entrainment, nullifying bad abilities.

    • @grunkleg.29691
      @grunkleg.29691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      No Pokémon in the game can only have Storm Drain as their Ability. Even then, you could always use something like Boomburst or Eruption instead

    • @laserbeacon6715
      @laserbeacon6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Gastrodon cries in the corner. Can't run away from lion

    • @raulnb
      @raulnb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Weezing: let me introduce myself

    • @raulnb
      @raulnb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      (With neutralizing gas)

  • @gold_phantom__5402
    @gold_phantom__5402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3130

    Wolfey with professional editors is too powerful

    • @slick_rickgaming1102
      @slick_rickgaming1102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      When you give an already good Pokemon a mega form

    • @WishMakers
      @WishMakers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      this was a perfect idea

    • @alexemp6201
      @alexemp6201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A power that goes even further than wolfey's plot armor against cybertron

    • @ronnycrawf2441
      @ronnycrawf2441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@slick_rickgaming1102 Salamence

    • @bluesandshrew1
      @bluesandshrew1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@slick_rickgaming1102 didnt work too good with garchomp but still yes in this case

  • @Aidenkun64
    @Aidenkun64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10397

    The real question is if 1 billion lions could even scratch a single Shedinja

    • @raulthetorchic7324
      @raulthetorchic7324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +696

      ASKING THE TRUE QUESTIONS HERE

    • @GreatDG
      @GreatDG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

      They definitely have crunch/bite

    • @sumansaxena2277
      @sumansaxena2277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GreatDG follow me walls : *exist*

    • @darkwisp7434
      @darkwisp7434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@GreatDG F

    • @pikasoury
      @pikasoury 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      No because scratch is a normal type move

  • @christophersurles9980
    @christophersurles9980 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    I love how orangutu and smeargle basically just said
    "DO IT AGAIN"

    • @sleepycady
      @sleepycady 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      OMG THE FUNNY MEME DO IT AGAIN

  • @queendedede2896
    @queendedede2896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1993

    This guy just taught us how important set-up moves are

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Fucking right?

    • @thexp905
      @thexp905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Well... If you've ever done any form of competitive battling, you would know that Setting up is a big importance. You have trick room setups, Mimikyu sweeps, Mould Breaker counter, you have Shuckle, Entry traps, Shadow tag, trapping moves, just to name a few.

    • @gabrieljohnson1118
      @gabrieljohnson1118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Real

    • @phhsdj
      @phhsdj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yepppp

    • @zama273
      @zama273 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine if he used primal kyogre

  • @ultimateabsol1268
    @ultimateabsol1268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    “What about the lion ladder?”
    “If the lions were on the ladder they’d be stuck in Pokéball tier”
    Underrated joke lmao

    • @TomAmit42
      @TomAmit42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      can anyone explain that particular joke to me?

    • @trunks4435
      @trunks4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@TomAmit42 pokeball tier is the lowest ladder tier in competitive pokemon (the game).

    • @TomAmit42
      @TomAmit42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@trunks4435 oh so it's mostly just a word-play, yes?

    • @trunks4435
      @trunks4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@TomAmit42 yeah I guess you can say that

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trunks4435 Oh whoops, I thought the joke was that the higher up you go on the ladder the fewer there are at maximum effectiveness.

  • @iambabyyoda5522
    @iambabyyoda5522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    Wolfey: Does it cause a 75% reduction?
    Me: It’s 75% of the original, meaning it’s a 25% reduction.

    • @ThorsShadow
      @ThorsShadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this comment. Same with the damage roll. The lowest possible damage roll is x0.85 or 85% or a reduction of 15%. Yet, Wolfey said it's a reduction of 85% in this video. Thank god, calculators still calculate numbers correctly regardless of human error. Still love you Wolfey, keep rocking, stay safe.

    • @johanrojassoderman5590
      @johanrojassoderman5590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yes. I tried to overlook it the first time, but he kept smacking me in the face with it. Especially the 100%-75%-75% made me shiver.

    • @Wolf-mj1zh
      @Wolf-mj1zh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ah good eye on that. That means the Lions are even more dead

    • @Magis_Ghast
      @Magis_Ghast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's a "right answer, wrong formula... somehow..." situation... kinda.

    • @servantrider7044
      @servantrider7044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He spoke incorrectly but was doing the math correctly. Don't worry about his terminology too hard. xD

  • @imthepigeonguy
    @imthepigeonguy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +183

    I love the idea of all these Pokemon getting together and scheming on how to f*ck up some lions

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      The best part is there are more than a few Pokémon fully capable of coming up with a plan like this. Like even if the actual IQ of your average Alakazam is vastly overestimated, it’d still be smart enough to figure a strategy like this out, especially if it had help from other hyper-intelligent Pokémon like Slowking or Metagross

    • @rishiy6183
      @rishiy6183 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@swordsmancsget any 2 decently strong pokemon together and make them both use spread moves. Skips the whole setup

    • @pokemonfanmario7694
      @pokemonfanmario7694 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lion Tower of Babel

  • @KoenvMeijel
    @KoenvMeijel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    lion stans please note, this wasn't even kyogre's primal form

    • @austinwilding1602
      @austinwilding1602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@grunkleg.29691 Magic Room was used in this scenario though, so Primal Kyogre does do more damage

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@austinwilding1602 does primal kyogre activate if items don't?

    • @echo-rose
      @echo-rose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@goggles8691 It does indeed. There are restrictions to what Magic Room is able to turn off, and among the items it cannot disable are the Primal Reversion orbs, Mega Stones, and Z Crystals.

    • @austinwilding1602
      @austinwilding1602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@echo-rose Additionally, Primal Kyogre would go through its primal reversion before magic room ever went up, because it activates as kyogre hits the battlefield, so even if magic room stopped blue orb from activating, it wouldn't apply in this scenario.

    • @echo-rose
      @echo-rose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@austinwilding1602 very true :3

  • @EverestBlizzard
    @EverestBlizzard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    "1 Billion is a lot of lions bro!"
    Wolfey: "Yeah, 1.96*10^64 is a lot of damage"

  • @Moss_Dude
    @Moss_Dude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    Kyogre: Have you ever been hit by the end of the universe twice in a row?
    Lions: No
    Oranguru: *W* *O* *U* *L* *D* *Y* *O* *U* *L* *I* *K* *E* *T* *O* *?*
    Smeargle: Laughs in the background

    • @randomname9291
      @randomname9291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What can kyogre do? I’ve heard people mentioning him multiple times but I don’t understand it

    • @damianwilson8974
      @damianwilson8974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@randomname9291 use water spout

    • @randomname9291
      @randomname9291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@damianwilson8974 yeah I’m just stupid, I read the comments before watching the video

    • @DaichiMatsu
      @DaichiMatsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Astalos.... Love the pfp, my favorite of the four

    • @jeeneeuz
      @jeeneeuz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@randomname9291 Watch pokemon generations episode 8 and you'll see that Kyogre can solo the puny lions lmao

  • @Grafton_Monster
    @Grafton_Monster 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    *the 4 billion unique spinda in my garage* :Am I a joke to you?

    • @generalfrag9816
      @generalfrag9816 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Lol omg this is hilarious. Although he did say excluding different forms.

    • @foxeler3262
      @foxeler3262 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      imagine just trowing all of those spindas them role play kingambit por the ability that makes u do 1.1x damage per fianted pokemon and the role play again on for example groudon

  • @toffeentea6064
    @toffeentea6064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    It’s good to know that we haven’t lost the intro. If we did, he’d no longer be a real youtubist.

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Real youtubist always has intros, every intro is a work of art

    • @GLiTX2527
      @GLiTX2527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YouTubist?

    • @axlr8deathpls294
      @axlr8deathpls294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GLiTX2527 uncultured swine (don't get offended it's a joke of wolfey intentionally having bad pronunciations of certain words, this is why he pronounces youtubers as youtubists and video as wideo also having horrendous pokemon pronunciations like arca-ni-ne unlike arca-nine)

    • @wildblack1
      @wildblack1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To bad he doesn't do this anymore

  • @haribansgill3103
    @haribansgill3103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    another argument I just came up with as a counter to my own argument:
    "how could the pokemon devise such a plan without a trainer?"
    "mewtwo"

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Alakazam is said to be smarter and that one orangutan from Alola is said to use Pokeballs and command others.

    • @picklenik9658
      @picklenik9658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Or Deoxys too, heck, even Kadabra or Gardevoir and said to be smart enough to probably devise a helping hand nuclear bomb.

    • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
      @the_apotecary_from_tf2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Or other 20061005 Pokémon smarter than a supercomputer

    • @ndf0715
      @ndf0715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@the_apotecary_from_tf2 like metagross

    • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
      @the_apotecary_from_tf2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Man did you readed my mind?

  • @jvacar
    @jvacar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    "307 Pokemon learn helping hand" is the only statement needed.
    It does Adventure Capitalist Money Damage.

    • @thewordsmith7364
      @thewordsmith7364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Adventure Capitalist Money is a phrase i need to use

    • @C4lmaria
      @C4lmaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If you consider a regular pokemon needs a 75 base power to kill one single lion, since it's super effective, raising it's power to 150, that means the same regular pokemon would need 150000000000 power to kill 1 billion of them off of any spread move. To achieve that result, we would only need to gather 36/38 pokémon intelligent enough to cast helping hand on the same pokémon

    • @AlwaysStayWorkin
      @AlwaysStayWorkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO!!! I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TOO!!!

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@C4lmaria Assuming the damage is divided by the amount of lions, which it most likely isn't.

    • @PxrStx
      @PxrStx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's funny because I literally just got done watching a video on that game and playing it.

  • @txty510
    @txty510 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

    "Kingambit has gained strength from the fallen"

    • @ethanwallis5678
      @ethanwallis5678 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      lmao

    • @Flowey-Yourbestfriend
      @Flowey-Yourbestfriend 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Kinggambit fainted!
      *Houndstone used Last Respects!*

    • @dansattah
      @dansattah 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Any Pokémon that benefits from KOs would reach the level of legendaries at this point.

    • @cormacmccarthy1889
      @cormacmccarthy1889 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@dansattah No, WAYYYYYYYY higher.
      Assuming Kingambit is the last Pokemon alive (somehow) he will be at +1,024 physical attack

    • @yeon_ster
      @yeon_ster 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Magearna with soul heart:

  • @IHateCopperGolems
    @IHateCopperGolems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    Any pokemon with Snow warning would drop the temperature of the battle field to below freezing, causing the lions to die of hypothermia
    A single snover could kill a billion lions

    • @blizzard2508-k7n
      @blizzard2508-k7n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If the lions had the same moves as fire lion, they'd probably have sunny day.

    • @astaut2659
      @astaut2659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@blizzard2508-k7n no they would only have normal moves, as he only took stats of pyroar, not moves

    • @intoxiouss
      @intoxiouss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@blizzard2508-k7n But even still, Kyogre could flood the entire universe 3x over, and even if the lions didn't die instantly from the water pressure that could crush an entire semi truck, and they could somehow swim, Lions like any other animal cannot swim forever and compared to the entire Universe they can swim a very very very small amount before their legs give out and they proceed to drown.

    • @davidvanboven2576
      @davidvanboven2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@astaut2659 lions would have no moves cuz they aren't pokemons

    • @astaut2659
      @astaut2659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@davidvanboven2576 they will struggle then

  • @generalzeta7000
    @generalzeta7000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    The real question is "How many lions can each pokemon solo?"

    • @snomandonly
      @snomandonly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @PAPITO ryan yes lets see caterpie murder 6 lions

    • @zeth1784
      @zeth1784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@snomandonly yea and let's see arceus erase every lion from existence.but it would be funny to see caterpie try to run away from 6 lions

    • @speedyboi1471
      @speedyboi1471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@snomandonly all pokemon can learn toxic, so any pokemon should be able to at least take some lions down with them, even caterpie

    • @generalzeta7000
      @generalzeta7000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nameless *Thanos snap*

    • @chiedoziemuoma6419
      @chiedoziemuoma6419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@generalzeta7000 Chronomon Then BURNS THE POKEMON ALIVE WITH HOLY FLARE AND CORONA!

  • @STB4G
    @STB4G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1751

    Solgaleo: *slowly switches sides while arceus deletes the lions*

    • @SPM_Zsaws
      @SPM_Zsaws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm sad over the fact that this comment has less than 2k likes

    • @iliketosaytruecomments3326
      @iliketosaytruecomments3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Noice likes

    • @xarci7367
      @xarci7367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cement

    • @AusterLiteax
      @AusterLiteax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Pyroar:Oh shit

    • @pidgey3734
      @pidgey3734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      litleo: eh... eheh... *runs away*

  • @jorgemartinezsc1956
    @jorgemartinezsc1956 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Kyogre: does more dmg than atoms of hydrogen in the sun.
    Shedinja: Pathetic.

  • @pythoniclogic7329
    @pythoniclogic7329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1352

    Yveltal: Flaps its wings once
    Arceus: Is just God
    Kyogre: *THE F L O O D*
    Ghost types:
    Lion 63: Why did we all agree to this again?

    • @Othermage
      @Othermage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Lion 9723: Because Wynaut.

    • @iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310
      @iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Lion 1563788: you all agreed to this?

    • @oberon1449
      @oberon1449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Lion 153686425: I was abducted from my family and forced to fight for their amusement. Release me from my torment!

    • @oberon1449
      @oberon1449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Lion 666: In Doom-God we trust

    • @TheBlueKio
      @TheBlueKio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Lion 1: hey guys, welcome to my new youtube video, and today im going to do an epic gamer prank on these other 999,999,999 lions i abducted

  • @tear959
    @tear959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    Summarizing:
    Kyogre floods everything
    2 Pokemon incentivate two extra floods
    308 Pokemon help him
    3 Pokemon defend
    3 Pokemon break possible defenses
    The others cheer from the sidelines

    • @SukunaJJKaisen
      @SukunaJJKaisen ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And now because of scarlet and violet the Pokémon increase my odds attack and special attack from.cheers

    • @CM_M_M_YT
      @CM_M_M_YT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean 307

    • @zhdaiisd871
      @zhdaiisd871 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Flood everything except teammates as water Spout doesn't hit teamates

    • @alimirza4608
      @alimirza4608 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But a billion lions is alot of lions

    • @swasome5821
      @swasome5821 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SukunaJJKaisen Max special from the flatters, already.

  • @itsdomtoo
    @itsdomtoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1461

    arceus: deletes lions
    dialga: goes back in time to kill baby lions
    wailord: *munch*

    • @wholesomevibes3789
      @wholesomevibes3789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No, Wailord fucks

    • @sodaleopard
      @sodaleopard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@lovelyluna773 tHe lIons woUld stAck!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!11!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!11!1!!1

    • @sodaleopard
      @sodaleopard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@lovelyluna773 yep, precisely why that argument makes no sense. saying that they could jump wouldn’t make sense as lions wouldn’t be able to cooperate and there’s too much weight

    • @notauri1693
      @notauri1693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@sodaleopard yeah, not to mention that many pokemon can easily move/fly WAAAY more fast than a lion, I don't understand why people doesn't realize this thing that can easily would give the lion the L

    • @Heaven0854
      @Heaven0854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@notauri1693 even if we dont use the pokedex there are pokemon that display universal ingame feats such as dialga or palkia. theres also the fact roar of times descrption states: a roar of time that distorts time itself. POKEMON STOMP

  • @guts60
    @guts60 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    I always found this debate dumb, until it became a joke. Then I loved it. Because there are a few people who take this seriously and believe that the lions can win, let alone live. There is a magma snail hotter than the sun; literal gods of time, space, dimension, and also _the_ God; a waifumon that can summon black holes at will; and an undead bug that the lions wouldn’t even be able to damage

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      not really true on the last part, struggle would still hit through wonder guard.

    • @guts60
      @guts60 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@sinteleon I am assuming that lions do not have magical powers, thus anything they do is considered “normal”. Even an action like biting, which is a dark type move that would work against Shedinja, is “normal” because there is no magic behind it. And “normal”, be it the type or just existing as a regular state, cannot damage Shedinja.
      It is both the action and the fact that Pokémon are magical creatures that give moves their types. For example, what makes bite different from bug bite, thus permitting different typings? It’s used by a bug type Pokémon, of course! So then why doesn’t “bite” become bug bite when used by a bug type Pokémon? Because although some qualifications were fulfilled, you still need the magic aspect.
      A regular lion, backed into a corner, desperately struggling does not mean he is suddenly using a bug type move. He is a lion, lacking entirely in magic. There his struggling is a regular state of struggling, “normal”, and not the magic “normal” energy nor the magic “bug” energy.
      I probably could have said this in a way simpler way, but basically the TL;DR is that regular Earth lions from our universe possess zero magical abilities and thus cannot apply Pokémon types to their actions such as “biting” or “struggling”

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@guts60 struggle isn't bug type, it's typeless, and bypasses most typing checks, including wonder guard. It's literally used when there is no other moves available to be used (aka no more of this magic thing you count as moves), which in this case, counts. If anything, if we go by your logic, regular normal type moves are still magic, and anything the lion does would fall into the same category as struggle, because it by definition is used when there is no more magic left.
      (and yes, normal type moves should be considered magic, like hyper beam and leer whatnot)

    • @guts60
      @guts60 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@sinteleon YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. Oh my god, I was thinking of “struggle bug”. All these years of pokemon, I feel like a moron. I am sorry

    • @retinazer7652
      @retinazer7652 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lions would win because… a billion lions is a lotta lions

  • @hanmoamo
    @hanmoamo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    This is the same of asking who would win between a city and a single nuke. Shure, the city has many people, but a nuke is till a nuke.

    • @deezknuts3058
      @deezknuts3058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      one billion people or 1 of every nuke

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@deezknuts3058 Not even close, the nuke annihilates the 1 billion people like 1000 times over.

    • @dradel2050
      @dradel2050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@maxdrags3115 it's a trap, the nuke need at least one people to activate it.
      Though in one billion people there _will_ be at least one dumbass activating the nuke.

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dradel2050 Yea, probably.

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dradel2050 depends on how closely packed the people are. A single nuke can't kill 1 billion people but multiple definitely will.

  • @galaxypedestalfan
    @galaxypedestalfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I was going to say that this couldn’t be possible because there would be no trainer, but then I remembered that Alakazam is smart.

    • @The_Mister_E
      @The_Mister_E 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      And that the previously mentioned Oranguru has been seen participating in battles as the part of a trainer, sending out Pokémon and giving out move commands.

    • @mightguy3578
      @mightguy3578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And oranguru can give commands to Pokémon and is smart

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@mightguy3578 so now they're OP, thay have 2 trainers.

    • @High2Lows
      @High2Lows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      also metagross and mewtwo. pokemon in general are also pretty smart.

    • @PrismaAce
      @PrismaAce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@marcazm1349 i agree, look at chess for an example, computers are better than people at chess. pokemon and chess are so similar

  • @lordofants7283
    @lordofants7283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    this response was one of the most generous responses in the lions favor i've seen and it still ended in an overwelming victory for the pokemon, i don't see how anyone can think the lions have a chance

    • @colmlooney5843
      @colmlooney5843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Sorry johnny, but the reason you broke yah legs is because you couldn't clearly see how the lions would win, its quite obvious. Goddamit the first joestar to let me down...

    • @Namato360
      @Namato360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@colmlooney5843 How

    • @hiddendraco2607
      @hiddendraco2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@colmlooney5843 how do they win? Lion stack? Lions can only hold up to 2000LB and the average lion is 400LB meaning the first Lion would be crushed and throw the stack off balance once more than 5 lions get on the stack, also how would they stack? Would the lions climb up each other? Lion shield? Them forming a massive shield would just make them a bigger target and they wouldn't increase in density, how would they survive the planet being flooded by Kyogre or being torn to shreds by a thousand earthquakes? Hell, how would they survive being just fucking deleted from existence by God?

    • @Cube-xm6vt
      @Cube-xm6vt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@hiddendraco2607 what if the lions all use transform to turn into arceus. 1 billion arceus>one of every pokemon

    • @hiddendraco2607
      @hiddendraco2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@Cube-xm6vt Lions can't use Pokemon moves of any sort, just like Pokemon can't use lion moves which take no PP and are infinitely reusable

  • @Mewmew1-2
    @Mewmew1-2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    Wake up a Jirachi and wish for all the lions to disappear.

    • @Brodybriggs9
      @Brodybriggs9 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Underrrated

    • @Mewmew1-2
      @Mewmew1-2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Brodybriggs9 FR

  • @makhseed
    @makhseed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    As a long time member of the “a billion lions is a lot of lions” Camp, I must admit this video if pretty conclusive. I think he cracked it

    • @harpot678
      @harpot678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But he's wrong. bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Water_Spout_(move) If you see the target area on the right side, you see how it doesn't affect the 3rd foe to the right, meaning that water spout's range is limited to a maximum of 3 foes.

    • @joesos5773
      @joesos5773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@harpot678 You're right. All lions would have to be adjacent for them to all be hit, which isn't possible. In a 3D scenario, each water spout could kill up to 8 lions.

    • @piemaster831
      @piemaster831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@joesos5773 that water spout could extinguish the sun, I don't think range is its issue

    • @Sandromatic
      @Sandromatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, it doesn't hit all targets, it hits all adjacent targets.

    • @andyhawrylak9396
      @andyhawrylak9396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Could just have Groudon use Earthquake instead. Wide Guard still prevents all of the Pokemon from being knocked out by it too.

  • @JZblue9
    @JZblue9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    this is like if kyogre used spirit bomb and all the pokemon fueled it

    • @nulliversal925
      @nulliversal925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      spirit bomb 3 times

    • @blackattack1840
      @blackattack1840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      out here causing Noah's Ark 2 on the battlefield

    • @izahabrunner7753
      @izahabrunner7753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wailord in the back crying

    • @tashunagray7720
      @tashunagray7720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blackattack1840 you wanna see me do it again-smeargel

    • @Orio435
      @Orio435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but lions could stack

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11399

    Ok now do every Pokemon VS 1 billion Wolfey Glicks

    • @thegrimminal9461
      @thegrimminal9461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

      He knows the damage calcs, Wolfe wins easy.

    • @WishedWash
      @WishedWash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Well Wolfe is the old world champ of pokemon, so they'd just bow down in cowering fear like the peasants they are

    • @TheoJay615
      @TheoJay615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      We only need one Wolfey. He's a pokemon master.

    • @fortniteprofessional4727
      @fortniteprofessional4727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Mr. Wolfey could just get one pokeball the size of the sun and win

    • @AshenDust_
      @AshenDust_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That’s 6 billion Pokémon vs one of each Pokémon, that’s pretty easy

  • @Timme
    @Timme 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    I think the funniest thing about this discussion is imagining what atrocities the pokemon could do to the lions if we go by lore/pokedex entries

    • @Ayush-kc2vx
      @Ayush-kc2vx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Rayquzay be like guys can just get off the plant and let me mega evo and destroy this plant?

    • @Ayush-kc2vx
      @Ayush-kc2vx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Meanwhile necrozoma be like:- let's cook them. Uses Z-move light that burns the sky

    • @diogoalves9284
      @diogoalves9284 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      If you go by pokedex any pokemon that is besides victini can never lose a battle, so somehow a magikarp with a victini can defeat a billion lions

    • @Ayush-kc2vx
      @Ayush-kc2vx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@diogoalves9284 even without using pokedex there is no way real life animals can stand up to Pokemons. What are you gonna do if dragon types started raining meteors? Or fire type start using eruption?

    • @devindrent8505
      @devindrent8505 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In certain cases they don’t even have to win the battle, some Pokemon, arguably just can’t lose.
      What are the lions really going to do against a metacross, the line that can fly through a moving plane without getting as much as a scratch.

  • @MissTwistedRose
    @MissTwistedRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    *all the lions are KOed*
    *Kyogre sinks the Planet* 🐳
    Team Aqua: Finally.

    • @pledgenexus
      @pledgenexus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfaooo! Best Comment Ever xD

    • @petruciosxd1374
      @petruciosxd1374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      all it took was LIONS

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Correction: destroys the Galaxy x3 and creates a new universe (I can provide the math if you want)
      Cyrus: I didn’t need Palkia and Dialga after all?

  • @Ryan50Ryan
    @Ryan50Ryan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    What if the lions have the power of friendship? They just had a dramatic flashback to all the good times they spent together.
    Literally unbeatable.

    • @benjaminwahl8059
      @benjaminwahl8059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      more

    • @ozzy6458
      @ozzy6458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thats alot of friendship power

    • @sevirakalau2171
      @sevirakalau2171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      when that happens, the second water spout hits, then when they get their next boost THE NEXT instruct hits. Then when they attack they can't do anything and the pain begins again

    • @Yamanj23
      @Yamanj23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The lions are from Akame ga kill so the power of friendship doesn't works.

    • @Jason_Altea
      @Jason_Altea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Idk man, have you SEEN Lucario's friendship powers?

  • @forthememes2487
    @forthememes2487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    wolfey: im going to get a noble peace prize!
    also wolfey: theoretically kills 1 billion lions 3 times over

    • @Hamuel
      @Hamuel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, Alfred Nobel invented dynamite so does it really matter?

  • @MereImitation
    @MereImitation 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    What I like about this is that due to the nature of spread moves, the lions are screwed no matter how many there are. Whether it’s 1 lion, 1 billion, or 1 octillion the outcome is the same.

    • @itsArridian
      @itsArridian 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      One infinity

    • @Ausar_Zuorsara
      @Ausar_Zuorsara 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@itsArridian infinitylion

  • @midnightmoonlit3741
    @midnightmoonlit3741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    He forgot to mention that imposter ditto can just transform into oranguru or smeargle , adding one more instruct. Mew could also transform, but there’s a likelihood that battle already ended.

    • @I_Guess_Smoky
      @I_Guess_Smoky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Man the battle had started and was already over

    • @Sarah_Bragg
      @Sarah_Bragg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh my, let’s go even more overkill!

    • @yasd8493
      @yasd8493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It does less damage that way, 1-2 instructs are optimal for damage

    • @arisutk3666
      @arisutk3666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We can add zoroark to

    • @pepperisused4776
      @pepperisused4776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It's a one turn scenario, so transform isnt an option. Also, iirc impostor only transforms into opponents, aka the lions, not something like Oranguru

  • @bonkmaykr
    @bonkmaykr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    I feel like I just watched a dude spend 20 minutes ranting about how noah's ark happened.

    • @banzaihennessey8838
      @banzaihennessey8838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao true

    • @thegoodfather1177
      @thegoodfather1177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It did happen

    • @Pam234
      @Pam234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thegoodfather1177 true

    • @stupidshiba
      @stupidshiba 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoooo!

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The Nephilim were Holy Lions all along!

  • @Tman_Hall
    @Tman_Hall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    I almost choked on "if the lions were in a ladder they'd be stuck in pokeball tier"

    • @pt3391
      @pt3391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't get it

    • @driftwisp2797
      @driftwisp2797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@pt3391 "Ladder" is a term used for the ranked system in a lot of games. In pokemon, the ranked system is organized into tiers based on different pokeballs, with masterball being the highest and pokeball being the lowest.

    • @pt3391
      @pt3391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@driftwisp2797 make sense now. Thank you

    • @theanti-baloon716
      @theanti-baloon716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bro what are lions supposo to do if LITTERLY Any flying legendary shows up or ANY GHOST TYPE becuase the lions are normal type

    • @ArsMageis
      @ArsMageis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theanti-baloon716 I'm not sure about flying types but I have heard the argument of when the lion dies it turns into a ghost thus be able to fight ghost types

  • @MedicJigglypuff
    @MedicJigglypuff 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    One Billion Lions: *proceed to attack.*
    It doesn't affect Misdreavus...

    • @alexander1274
      @alexander1274 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Until they use bite

    • @shellder_gaming
      @shellder_gaming 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@alexander1274 yeah

    • @JustRaii.
      @JustRaii. 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@alexander1274Because lions biting won’t be a dark type move, it wouldn’t even affect ghost types. Or will it *vsauce music plays*
      Because lions aren’t Pokemon, they won’t be normal types. That means they’re typeless. Typeless moves hit ghost types.

  • @FlamingZelda3
    @FlamingZelda3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    The argument literally stops at "Pokemon get helping hand and surf"

    • @colmlooney5843
      @colmlooney5843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No, because again... that's *alot* of lions

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@colmlooney5843 The counter-argument to "that's a lotta lions" is the Phil Swift classic: *THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE*

    • @colmlooney5843
      @colmlooney5843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Nat_the_Chicken The counter-argument to "that's a lotta damage" is the average lion enjoyer classic: *THAT'S A LOTTA LIONS*

    • @hiddendraco2607
      @hiddendraco2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@colmlooney5843 Arceus is literally shown to be god in the anime games and Pokedex and has infinite power, Arceus can literally just delete the lions from existence

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hiddendraco2607 This was the one reply thread where we weren't madly throwing cobbled-together bits of logic at each other and I found it quite refreshing, so please don't take it seriously, thank you

  • @crppledizzle9374
    @crppledizzle9374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Kyogre with 300+ helping hands at once:
    A firebender can only experience this power once every one hundred years...
    * water spouts *

    • @ThatPillow
      @ThatPillow ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ah yes, fire bending, if only there was a water version to fit more thenatically

    • @Germanalbanianman2
      @Germanalbanianman2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And fuck it let's tera water Kyogre

    • @somerandomguywholikesULTRAKILL
      @somerandomguywholikesULTRAKILL ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ⁠@@Germanalbanianman2 fuck it lets primal, dynamax AND tera water kyogre

    • @Germanalbanianman2
      @Germanalbanianman2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@somerandomguywholikesULTRAKILL in rain

    • @mikegfff5236
      @mikegfff5236 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then we give oranguru and Kroger Z bands and let the chaos unfold

  • @sebasg4mer575
    @sebasg4mer575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    For the people who think " what about water spout hitting allies since it hits everything around? " Or whatever, there is an ability that a few pokemon have that prevents damaging allies

    • @dovahllin798
      @dovahllin798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Water spout only hits the opponents in front of you anyways, whoever asks that hasn’t played pokemon

    • @RuffleShnorf
      @RuffleShnorf ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Even if it did, Kyogre wouldn't hit itself

    • @sebasg4mer575
      @sebasg4mer575 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RuffleShnorf who said that

    • @RuffleShnorf
      @RuffleShnorf ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@sebasg4mer575 no one, just proving your point further

    • @begining9807
      @begining9807 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and wonder gaurd

  • @Koopaperson
    @Koopaperson หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I know how the lions can win. They simply need around 10^64 lions because that’s how many lions it takes to recreate the Big Bang and completely obliterate all the Pokémon

  • @FrosteryGaming
    @FrosteryGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    1 billion Lions is now such an iconic character, he even fought the sun once

    • @anitaanita7854
      @anitaanita7854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah the ancient warrior

    • @HeadCannon19
      @HeadCannon19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That was actually a trillion lions, it’s a common mistake to mix up these two epic warriors, but there’s a key difference: 1 billion lions is a lot of lions but 1 trillion lions is A LOT of lions

    • @anitaanita7854
      @anitaanita7854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HeadCannon19 a billion is a lot and a trillion is a lot of lots ?

    • @Tidnro
      @Tidnro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They lost tho..

    • @williamnewman8293
      @williamnewman8293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Tidnro thats sorta just the fate of a billion and a trillion lions. they get destroyed each season to show how strong the new kid on the block is.

  • @maloryna
    @maloryna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    “What about the lion ladder?” “If the lions were in the ladder, they’d be stuck in Pokeball tier” LMAOOOO I love this man

    • @epikPotate
      @epikPotate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also it could than be argued it could than be a single target decimating the lions even more

    • @versal6545
      @versal6545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      what are the lions gonna do telepathically tell the other lions and somehow talk to each other with an IQ of 20 as an animal even if they could a gust of wind would blow them away/a pidgey or a flying pokemon would just knock them over and the one at the bottom would have so much weight on top of him he'd just fall with the rest.

    • @gargoylelamp39
      @gargoylelamp39 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn’t get it

    • @cheeze588
      @cheeze588 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wouldn't they suffocate trying to get to the space pokemon?

    • @apolloniakageaki1711
      @apolloniakageaki1711 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could someone explain what that means? xD

  • @schaffs2
    @schaffs2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Imagine all the lions watching a man strategize the best way to utterly decimate all of the lions millions of times over

    • @dashieprodx
      @dashieprodx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      idk man that's a lot of lions though

    • @MM126.90
      @MM126.90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      sadly a million is not even close to how many times over they would be killed

    • @beenieweenie1986
      @beenieweenie1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but the lions can use snatch and steal all the effects he wants to use then obliterate the pokemon

    • @Tt-The-Creative
      @Tt-The-Creative 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@beenieweenie1986 does pyroar learn snatch? The lions are basically normal type pyroar.

    • @creppersaurusrex2300
      @creppersaurusrex2300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Tt-The-Creative Just checked, they don't

  • @Subzero1w
    @Subzero1w 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Kyogre: man fuck this place 🌊 🌊 🌊

  • @loresdallagamer
    @loresdallagamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2396

    Someone please show this to Ludwig

    • @FellOff
      @FellOff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      Ludwig: Do yOu kNoW HoW mUcH a BilLiOn iS??

    • @dodgyjimbo4120
      @dodgyjimbo4120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@FellOff arceus gpt beaten by cement he aint gonna do shit

    • @sayuwuifyoudonttalktowomen4891
      @sayuwuifyoudonttalktowomen4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@dodgyjimbo4120 yeah so would lions

    • @nuszulfikar
      @nuszulfikar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      th-cam.com/video/8eJrW1WJsq8/w-d-xo.html

    • @robertsiereveld1683
      @robertsiereveld1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and also Connor

  • @PokemonArchives
    @PokemonArchives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    "Thel lions would be stuck in Pokeball tier." LMAO what an underrated line

    • @DylanC333
      @DylanC333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats the only line in this video i didn't get, can someone explain please?

    • @shiinozaki
      @shiinozaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DylanC333 He was talking about the tiering system for online battles in SwSh. There's the Unranked, Poke ball, Great Ball, Ultra Ball, and Master Ball tier.

    • @DylanC333
      @DylanC333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shiinozaki I assumed it was a sort of ranking system but is he just saying that stacking up the lions would barely make then any stronger or is there some other joke here?

    • @shiinozaki
      @shiinozaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DylanC333 Yeah, that's the joke.

  • @smjaiteh
    @smjaiteh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Sinners: Allows 1 billion lions to exist.
    Kyogre: *Takes one of every Pokemon and floods the earth to restart.*

    • @eggzed5499
      @eggzed5499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @thespookypissman1749
      @thespookypissman1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But a billion is a lot of lions

    • @Waftey
      @Waftey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@thespookypissman1749 Yeah, and the Pokemon have multiple Gods on their side that could blow up Earth if they wanted to. Even 7 Billion humans that are smarter and armed with nukes can't beat Gods, how tf will 1 Billion lions who have no intelligence win if the smart ass apes called humans can't?

    • @NearEDGE
      @NearEDGE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man, that is going to be one busy Ditto

    • @ducks4932
      @ducks4932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Waftey it's alot of lions though

  • @matroqueta6825
    @matroqueta6825 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Me: If the pokemon are allowed to hold items, so are the lions, every lion can hold a focus band. Statistically 10% of the lions will survive resulting in an average of a hundred million lions after one water spout. After three water spouts thanks to instruct, the average lion count is reduced to one million lions, which is still sufficient to KO every remaining pokemon.
    Wolfey: Magic room.

    • @adamhogan5442
      @adamhogan5442 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Then kyogre runs kings rock and flinches them

    • @PauloHenrique-op9zw
      @PauloHenrique-op9zw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      When he said: Mat Block... You should know the Lions are doomed

    • @Ixs4i
      @Ixs4i หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      its the fact that the kyogre oneshot isnt even all the pokemon. even if you wanna argue wide guard and focus sashes and all that, we have enough pokemon that can move first and break all that before the one shot setup even begins

  • @AshenDust_
    @AshenDust_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Of any of y’all are wondering about evasion boosts, Swift is a spread move that never misses

    • @TornadoZX825
      @TornadoZX825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also No Guard exists

    • @apileofbacon482
      @apileofbacon482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but what if the lions became ghost type when they died

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@apileofbacon482 scrappy

    • @AshenDust_
      @AshenDust_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@apileofbacon482 ghosts aren’t real in our world, so they wouldn’t. Even if they did, though, No Guard exists

    • @brandonharrison60162
      @brandonharrison60162 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AshenDust_ but ghosts do exist

  • @TheLadKC
    @TheLadKC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    I like how he calculates rain dance when kyogre has drizzle

    • @JointFury
      @JointFury 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Water bubble tho

    • @guywholikespvp5627
      @guywholikespvp5627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Drizzle happens instantly entrainment with water bubble takes 1 turn

    • @sayethvexus8332
      @sayethvexus8332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      If there's one of every Pokémon on the field then that means that potentially there are other Pokémon on the field with weather altering abilities. As such, it's entirely possible for it not to be raining despite Kyogre being on the field. If nothing else, Groudon alone has Drought as its only ability, to say nothing of stuff like Hippowdon, Tyranitar and Ninetales. Though all of those are rendered moot by either giving Kyogre the Blue Orb, turning it into Primal Kyogre and activating Primordial Sea, which cannot be overridden by standard weathers - only by Primal Groudon's Desolate Land or Mega Rayquaza's Delta Stream. These too are easily sorted - we just don't give Groudon the Red Orb and don't Mega Evolve Rayquaza.
      Alternatively, if the Blue Orb isn't an option for whatever reason, we just have one of the other Pokémon that's not doing anything use Rain Dance after Groudon's Drought and any other weather altering abilities have come into play.
      Going back to Rayquaza, however, he is still technically an issue due to his Air Lock ability, but he's also easily worked around by a Pokémon with Entrainment, Gastro Acid, Simple Beam or Worry Seed.
      There are various other ways the actual abilities of the other Pokémon in the battle can potentially be a problem (after all, you're using one of EVERY Pokémon), but they're all also easily worked around since you have so many that are just doing nothing.

    • @sketch3744
      @sketch3744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sayethvexus8332 Anything with Storm drain literally fucks the entire thing :(

    • @sayethvexus8332
      @sayethvexus8332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@sketch3744 Storm Drain doesn't redirect spread moves.

  • @alphahabibi1477
    @alphahabibi1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4032

    The lions can't attack ghost types so it's already a clear win for the pokemon.

    • @thetrashtrain3774
      @thetrashtrain3774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

      The lions have bite because why would they not

    • @loganjamesonhatch5050
      @loganjamesonhatch5050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I mean there is also the problem of just solar bodies

    • @emilybeecroft2547
      @emilybeecroft2547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      what if the dead lions come back as ghost lions what then

    • @Ilovemyfamilyandfriends-z3o
      @Ilovemyfamilyandfriends-z3o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Lions die, boom ghost lions

    • @kingcorporeal
      @kingcorporeal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      Lions don't know Pokemon rules. Lions are lions, not Pokemon. When a real ass lion bites you, it's not a Dark-type move. It's a bite.

  • @Bird-up
    @Bird-up 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    Alright, with all of this said and done; I really want to see an animation of all of this setup used to take down these lions. It'd be so much work, but be honest it'd be cool as hell seeing every trainer order their one pokémon and having Kyogre deliver the finishing blow

    • @erikonthefloor
      @erikonthefloor 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Epic Battle Simulator?

  • @godhand416
    @godhand416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1554

    Every time someone says "a billion lions is a lot of lions" I say " yeah that's a lot of fucking dead lions "

    • @miserable_weeb9219
      @miserable_weeb9219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @DJG44
      @DJG44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Im gonna start using this

    • @robertlupa8273
      @robertlupa8273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DJG44 Same.

    • @beanman9294
      @beanman9294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      but why do the pokemon moves get to work? why cant we assume the pokemon get put in real life instead of the lions just being other pokemon? its a dumb debate anyways.

    • @godhand416
      @godhand416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@beanman9294 because then it wouldn't be lions vs pokemon, it would be lion vs other animals and we already have that lmao

  • @mattfenner7824
    @mattfenner7824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Me seeing the video title: "Oh, what a funny meme topic."
    Wolfe: "First, we need to establish our methodology."
    Me: "Oh, he's taking this seriously...
    This just got better."

  • @greg5805
    @greg5805 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    anime- lions are dead
    pokedex lore- lions are dead
    gameplay- lions are dead
    im starting to notice a pattern

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      By the Pokedex, the lions never existed at all cause Jirachi wishes them out of existence.
      The Pokedex is fucking busted

    • @josecorzo5517
      @josecorzo5517 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Like, yeah
      Peepee exist also for the lions

  • @ThePirateSurfer
    @ThePirateSurfer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Imagine if lions decided to enter the battle 5 (or 100) at a time, you'll definitely run out of PP

    • @silliest-astro
      @silliest-astro 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      leppa berry

    • @tetrisinventor7256
      @tetrisinventor7256 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      idk where the other lions are hiding, but there is likely some strategy that maximises pp usage

    • @psychopathsarmy5516
      @psychopathsarmy5516 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Bro they don't even have to use moves like they can't even hurt any legendary like that😂

  • @avocado1714
    @avocado1714 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    One billion may be a lot of lions, but 1 vintillion is a LOT a lot of damage

    • @Jigmig
      @Jigmig ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Flex tape

    • @dragtox
      @dragtox ปีที่แล้ว +64

      1 perish song is enof

    • @saberbiggestglazer
      @saberbiggestglazer ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@dragtoxyoure goddamn right

    • @palermo213
      @palermo213 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ever heard of protect? or focus sash

    • @shutup342
      @shutup342 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@palermo213L arguement, lions cant use protect nor can they equip items

  • @metleon
    @metleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    C'mon dude, we all know the lions would beat the sun is they attacked at night, when the sun is asleep.

    • @lemonydime4137
      @lemonydime4137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      true

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No, when the sun sleeps, the earth shields it from all nocturnal life.

    • @kenreynolds8673
      @kenreynolds8673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah yes we got some big brains out here

    • @stupiderandunnecessarier
      @stupiderandunnecessarier 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about Solrock

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stupiderandunnecessarier
      Solrock's a meteorite pokémon.

  • @idkidc7513
    @idkidc7513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Logic of Lion appreciators: That's a lot of lions
    Logic of Pokemon fans:

    • @URBOIPHONE
      @URBOIPHONE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @orangeman3505
      @orangeman3505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Magcargo
      Just
      Marcargo

    • @Deadass271
      @Deadass271 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@orangeman3505 magcarago?

    • @akielsteewart8577
      @akielsteewart8577 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Deadass271 macgarago

    • @toastWs
      @toastWs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@orangeman3505 also camerupt being 10000°C and everyone is ignoring him :(

  • @galobaiano1739
    @galobaiano1739 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Kyogre creates a tsunami*
    Lions:🫡

  • @kingston3616
    @kingston3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    "Or a little over a vigintillion base power, and no I didn't make this word up"
    Adventure Capitalist players: *We know.*

    • @elfmonster1476
      @elfmonster1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      May I recommend Antimatter Dimensions?
      In my opinion, best idle game out there.
      Currently has 1-2 months worth of content (and it only really gets boring at some of the endgame stretches). And if you're playing purely for the big numbers, my endgame save is at 10^287,000,000, compared to Adventure Capitalist capping at 1.8x10^308

    • @kiantoohey5236
      @kiantoohey5236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was my first thought when he said that lmao

    • @pooperdooper3576
      @pooperdooper3576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The moon theme was unnecessarily good

  • @Mswordx23
    @Mswordx23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    As soon as I learned how OP spread damage is in ratio of how many targets it has: "Well, the lions are fucked."

    • @ewan1118
      @ewan1118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      only 5 at a time

    • @davidvanboven2576
      @davidvanboven2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ewan1118 exactly, kyogre cant hit all 1 billion lions

    • @durianodialos9387
      @durianodialos9387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@davidvanboven2576 You didn't watch the entire video, as he specifically mentions that the prompt is not all pokemon vs 1 billion lions 5 at a time, adding in new rules, etc etc. Therefore, anything you say doesn't count because you didn't actually pay attention.

    • @aetimes2
      @aetimes2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@ewan1118 in the game, 5 pokemon is the limit only because hordes spawn with up to 5 pokemon. since we're fighting 1 billion pokemon, it can hit all of the pokemon. we're not fighting them one/five at a time.

    • @thespookypissman1749
      @thespookypissman1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but a billion is a lot of lions

  • @tomthetank9044
    @tomthetank9044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Imagine having to sit through 307 helping hand animations, and then over 50 role play animations

    • @barbara3857
      @barbara3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG LMAO

    • @benbenblob9856
      @benbenblob9856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The lions would die of boredom

    • @wutmagna7222
      @wutmagna7222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Turn off animations lol

    • @iZetto1
      @iZetto1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @RENEE PARK super simple button masher, keyboard autoclicker

    • @haelstrom101
      @haelstrom101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They wouldn't, they'd just eat them while they're tryna use their move. Nobody says that they have to wait for their opponents

  • @JamesMumford-yi6dt
    @JamesMumford-yi6dt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Bro 1 billion lions couldn’t even do a dent in stakataka

  • @lilymuu
    @lilymuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    This is honestly super-high-quality content. It's very well produced, but it flows so naturally. I love the way you took such a serious approach and went really in-depth to make a question that's so silly-sounding at first become genuinely enthralling.
    You're like the teacher everyone wishes they had in middle school: A teacher that makes class enjoyable by using fun subjects to disguise the fact that we're learning.

    And of course DaWoblefet is the teaching assistant who helps make it all possible.
    Thank you, Mr. Youtubist

    • @DamnStraightGaming
      @DamnStraightGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I totally agree! It's very different from the usual content, but it's incredibly well put together

    • @TheUziGunner
      @TheUziGunner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for the praise on it being well produced! Worked really hard in making it so 😁

    • @lilymuu
      @lilymuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheUziGunner thank you for doing it!! Your hard work definitely shows

  • @spiciestbirb
    @spiciestbirb ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    '1 billion lions is a lot of lions'
    The thing is, 6.88x10^64 damage is a lot of damage.

    • @waitingfortheequinnox
      @waitingfortheequinnox ปีที่แล้ว +41

      True. A billion only equates to 10^9; the lions were damned from the start

    • @fizor1855
      @fizor1855 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      dont be shy, just say 68800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 damage

    • @cindyzhaoyingzi8719
      @cindyzhaoyingzi8719 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ah, now I see why we had to learn standard form in maths

    • @TheUnderwearSauce
      @TheUnderwearSauce 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      But Pokemon is turn based

    • @fizor1855
      @fizor1855 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@TheUnderwearSauce if you watched the video they can kill all the lions in 1 turn, and if the lions move first than presumably they also only get 1 move

  • @maxtonlevine7111
    @maxtonlevine7111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Lions: p-please, no!
    Kyogre: What's the matter? Afraid to get wet?

    • @emmalion1976
      @emmalion1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      to make this fair let's make the lion's don't need to sleep and pokemon that are lion join the lion side like solgaleo and then not include mega evo,legendaries, dynamax, z moves, flying pokemon, pokedex entries, surf earthquake magnitude and more not allowed. And then make it 10 billion lions.

    • @smartart6841
      @smartart6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@emmalion1976 and thats what you call fair?negating all the most powerful featufes,a large portion of pokemon(flying pokemon) and legendaries and a move just because it can beat you so you make up the rule that it cant be used?

    • @cloudy6256
      @cloudy6256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@emmalion1976 then it’s not the same debate

    • @cloudy6256
      @cloudy6256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@emmalion1976 also even then they would still die to T H E F L O O D

    • @cloudy6256
      @cloudy6256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@emmalion1976 also ditto can turn into the strongest Pokémon on the battlefield so...

  • @pinkiepie5911
    @pinkiepie5911 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Miraidon: … GIMMIE A SANDWICH
    Koraidon : bru, just GIMME A SANDWICH.

  • @tristanross7673
    @tristanross7673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "That literally wouldn't do anything to help, because a billion is only 10^12"
    best line in the video.

    • @neBen_
      @neBen_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ONLY 10^12 LMAO

    • @nutsuloid1887
      @nutsuloid1887 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hang on a moment

  • @onionhombre
    @onionhombre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Game theory has never tackled the real issues like Wolfe has

    • @majintv24
      @majintv24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mattpat aint got shit on the world champ

  • @damione887
    @damione887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    *lions try to attack clefairy using helping hand* "helping hand always go first" *lions stop mid-attack*

    • @Mr.Skeleton-El
      @Mr.Skeleton-El 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dunno if this is a joke, but greninja has protection for the whole squad as well

    • @ActualTrash8
      @ActualTrash8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Mr.Skeleton-El I would like to imagine greninja pulling up 800+ mats

    • @darkmega5477
      @darkmega5477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@ActualTrash8 everybody gangsta till the ninja frog brings a large truck filled with mats to the great lion war

    • @STB4G
      @STB4G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *bidoof used protect*

    • @idiosyncraticlawyer3400
      @idiosyncraticlawyer3400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Helping hand is +5 priority.

  • @evandercaldwell9993
    @evandercaldwell9993 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    We need to start measuring Pokemon in Lionpower, like Cars in Horsepower!!

  • @gecko2993
    @gecko2993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    One billion lions: ROARS
    pokemon:
    Arceus: "those lions don't exist"
    Lions: *thanos away*

    • @timfjeseth5363
      @timfjeseth5363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      no, you mean get's shot to another dimension.

    • @basicallycaleb
      @basicallycaleb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You are assuming the Pokemon have the mental capacity to use their abilities effectively. Why can a 10 year old child take Arceus captive if it is capable of that kind of thing lol

    • @timfjeseth5363
      @timfjeseth5363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@basicallycalebwho do you mean, me or gecko?

    • @purememes844
      @purememes844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Raquaza rushing to summon meteors before arceus

    • @ACE-it7hj
      @ACE-it7hj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nobody like this comment

  • @liamthecrusader5056
    @liamthecrusader5056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Average Pokémon fan:
    Average lion enjoyer: that’s a lot of lions

    • @Biipo3431
      @Biipo3431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "Average lion enjoyer" is possibly my favorite phrase

    • @basedduck224
      @basedduck224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im both

    • @jorgetrevino8040
      @jorgetrevino8040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me:... thats aloooooooot of dead lions.

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats a lot of mufasas

    • @An_Entire_Lime
      @An_Entire_Lime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea that sure is a lot of corpses

  • @spiciestbirb
    @spiciestbirb ปีที่แล้ว +346

    We need a dex entry that alludes to this, example "This Pokemon has the power to take down 1 billion Pyroar".

    • @pedrocto9474
      @pedrocto9474 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Or even better, some Elite-Four type of challenge where you fight a comically large amount of Pyroars and it ends up being easy as fuck

    • @josecorzo5517
      @josecorzo5517 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@pedrocto9474 earthquake and surf
      So easy for a swamper

  • @yoitsbobby4385
    @yoitsbobby4385 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    *Kingambit gained strenth from the fallen*

  • @Snas-nm2ij
    @Snas-nm2ij 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    The lions don’t ever win because even without that amazing strategy..... they can’t touch shedinja

    • @hearthatomjoel
      @hearthatomjoel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT people keep saying that crunch and bite are dark type moves so they can hit ghost types but shedinja is like no they cant touch me all they can do is cry

    • @Lucaazade
      @Lucaazade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hearthatomjoel Shedinja is a ghost type tho

    • @skybattler2624
      @skybattler2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Lucaazade Sturninja says hi

    • @atree86
      @atree86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@skybattler2624 sturdinja can also wait till they all starve since sturdinja is a ghost.

    • @toviahbarnwell95
      @toviahbarnwell95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hearthatomjoel Bite would kill a shedinja

  • @guzvar
    @guzvar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    "Yveltal absorbs all life when it dies" *kalm*
    "Magikarp is a fish" *panik*

    • @axlr8deathpls294
      @axlr8deathpls294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You spelled phish wrong

    • @BeeMusic2024
      @BeeMusic2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't talk about Kaido that way

    • @risse8873
      @risse8873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In magikarps pokedex entry it says it can jump over mountains I think the stupid fish wins if we use pokedex

    • @doggamer3649
      @doggamer3649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@risse8873 the speed at which it would be going would easily be enough to kill a lion

    • @aetimes2
      @aetimes2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@risse8873 how big are the mountains?

  • @DrVella
    @DrVella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    a few hundred lions: live from friendship
    Oranguru & Smeargal: Do it again

    • @catherineling5437
      @catherineling5437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lives from protect

    • @thegunfireguy7447
      @thegunfireguy7447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@catherineling5437 kyogre ready to do it again for turn 2 :

    • @2EntireLegs
      @2EntireLegs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@catherineling5437 feint lifted protect already

    • @zohaibhossain821
      @zohaibhossain821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thegunfireguy7447 wait i remember you from pokemon showdown lobby chat

    • @SeeMyEvil
      @SeeMyEvil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i can see it evil face injoying it.