Shuler King - The Milk Expires February 30th!!!

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  • @Reppintimefitness
    @Reppintimefitness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Let me borrow $5 I'll pay you back Feb 30th

    • @raysmithpt25
      @raysmithpt25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Coming for that ass on March 2nd

    • @darknightemperor8174
      @darknightemperor8174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Woman: Baby when are we going to get married?
      Man: You know baby I was thinking the best date to get married would be Feb 30th

    • @abrahamcooks1774
      @abrahamcooks1774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@raysmithpt25 I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @pamshairexpo3892
      @pamshairexpo3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If they give me the money after I said that they deserve not to get they💰 money back🤦🏽😭😂🤦🏽😭😂

    • @tyrishasmith-grady703
      @tyrishasmith-grady703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good comment 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jfabulusj
    @jfabulusj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    That milk will never go bad 😂🤣😂🤣 They only had one job and still f**ked it up!!

    • @birdhead73
      @birdhead73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's what I was thinking. That milk is still good 😋🥛

    • @gloriajackson5827
      @gloriajackson5827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Try making a bowl of cereal with it 🥛

    • @jfabulusj
      @jfabulusj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @tennehfromayan6387
      @tennehfromayan6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes they did 😅😂😅

    • @23redcomet
      @23redcomet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EXACTLY!!They ass sure did!😔😒😲😩😂🎯💯💯💯🙏💪

  • @uncvick3484
    @uncvick3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Rent due on February 30th

  • @MassAppealAri
    @MassAppealAri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    This leap year messed us all up throw the whole 2020 away LOL

  • @jackiechappell4415
    @jackiechappell4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Well the way 2020 is going I'm not surprised at all!!!! 🐄🐄

  • @mzfancy4767
    @mzfancy4767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Someone was tired and overworked on the assembly line. 😂

    • @mzfancy4767
      @mzfancy4767 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@handsomest1 Ask ur mammy fool!!!

    • @handsomest1
      @handsomest1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mz Fancy I want it from u

  • @JordanBeauty.
    @JordanBeauty. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    That’s why my eyes👀is so big, cause I’m scared😂they make my Shuler scared because of their stupidity😂😂

    • @waynejackiewheeler9222
      @waynejackiewheeler9222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aloysejossiealexander3435
      @aloysejossiealexander3435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jorfan Beauty, i love, love, the scared eyes , live eyes and emoji....too cute🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      But i hate Shuler, he ruined my life, i can't go on.
      He's the best ever. 😅😅😅

  • @lisamcgee-bryant9059
    @lisamcgee-bryant9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'm not shocked nor fazed, I have sheltered-in-place 470,692 days THIS month!

    • @EmorettaRobinson
      @EmorettaRobinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's one long behind month! But that's ok. I feel like football season lasts 15 months out of the year. It never ends

    • @jbenz7554
      @jbenz7554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @juliakimmons8202
      @juliakimmons8202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WAIT 😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂😅😅🤣😂

  • @Ron707slim
    @Ron707slim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Look at my EYES 👀 ..... "I'M AFRAID" 😂😂😂

  • @luvme23
    @luvme23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Well Governor Kemp said schools will be closed to April 31. And he's the governor of GA I guess that's one reason why schools never opened back up plus the coronavirus too.

    • @EmorettaRobinson
      @EmorettaRobinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is that the governor of Georgia? I heard he is waving the driving part of the test to get your driver's license. That all a new driver has to do is pass the written portion of the test. If that's true I wish all Georgia residents well. Y'all gon' be on the news.....

    • @autobotdiva9268
      @autobotdiva9268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and waiving teen driving tests. no road test, MMMMMM MMMM

    • @queenzyonnax2296
      @queenzyonnax2296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@EmorettaRobinson OMG that's really bad

    • @winnie2713
      @winnie2713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @winnie2713
      @winnie2713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's scary... we are not safe anymore

  • @Eeyoreluv30
    @Eeyoreluv30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    This is an extra extra extra leap year. This is a dam shame.

  • @motomweusi836
    @motomweusi836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If I was this person's boss , I'd tell them, "that's the same day you'll get a RAISE."

  • @Reppintimefitness
    @Reppintimefitness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    At least you know it'll never go bad 😄

  • @evolved93
    @evolved93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Thats Infinity Milk, Milk that never goes bad, 🤣

  • @Captainjonhello
    @Captainjonhello 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    If somebody drink that milk I feel bad for they going to be on the toliet for a long time, if it said Feb 30 its a red flag you shouldn’t be drinking it.

    • @MackAttack1.
      @MackAttack1. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They gon be on the toilet til Feb 31st if they drink that

    • @EmorettaRobinson
      @EmorettaRobinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MackAttack1. 😂😂😂

  • @MackAttack1.
    @MackAttack1. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    It’s cottage cheese in a jug by now

  • @flabareba
    @flabareba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When he said you know what to hell with it live your life I'm weak 🤣🤣

  • @liyahofficial4692
    @liyahofficial4692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Imagine it being a sign that there is gonna be a huge alien invasion happening February 30th.... Yep it's time to go 🏃

    • @raegen5618
      @raegen5618 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are already here. (Not a joke)

  • @chadem9983
    @chadem9983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Feb 30th must be that super leap year 😂😂😂

  • @ironmike404
    @ironmike404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Gotta be from the land of milk and honey

  • @Judah98
    @Judah98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That's why my eyes so big. . . because I'm scared 😂 👀.

  • @Eddie_King
    @Eddie_King 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Things like this keeps things interesting!

  • @dorcasbutts7380
    @dorcasbutts7380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG. Mr Shuler you are so funny. I laugh so hard at your videos. You make my day. You are one the best comedians I have seen. Awesome job!

  • @waynejackiewheeler9222
    @waynejackiewheeler9222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    ANYBODY WANNA TELL ME HOW DID WE GET FROM BREASTMILK TO COWMILK??? I STOPPED DRINKING MILK PERIOD!!! I EAT CEREAL DRY😂😂😂

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I tell people this shit. they don't NEED milk. Still argue with my wife sometimes. It's like she knows I'm right, but SOMETIMES she all up in her ass about driving around looking for milk when she can't find it in the local stores. Bitch if you don't sit your ass at home...lmao
      Like, if we got milk, cool. But if they run out..cool. Sit the fuck down

    • @RockStar-ee3jb
      @RockStar-ee3jb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@agonleed3841 dang why your wife got to be a bitch? 😐

    • @jettanyiagumbs6091
      @jettanyiagumbs6091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Put water in it like we do in the hood...😂😂😂

    • @birdhead73
      @birdhead73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@agonleed3841 bitch???🙎🏽‍♀️

    • @Jamaican_queen25
      @Jamaican_queen25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol yeah I don't drink cows milk. I drink almond milk though.

  • @jenniferfigueroa2922
    @jenniferfigueroa2922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are hilarious 😂 👍 your face expressions are funny as hell lol

  • @DicnballzBitch
    @DicnballzBitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Jug of curds&whey

  • @childofayatollah
    @childofayatollah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love your videos!

  • @johnniqty7
    @johnniqty7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi schuler
    Your hilarious
    Your funny
    And your so real

  • @wassupg3037
    @wassupg3037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2/30/06 😳 .-14 yrs 😳🥴🤢🤮..of old sour buttermilk/curd.. 🤦🏾‍♀️. Extra day too 😳

  • @maddielove782
    @maddielove782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    They had one job to do

  • @D8922
    @D8922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What in the Please Get the date right going on here 😂😂😂

  • @toyamwarr
    @toyamwarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    March 1st. 2020 was a leap year. And a lot of schools don’t have analog clocks because students can’t understand them. Had an 8th grader who was confused about what “noon” was.

  • @omegasupremez2832
    @omegasupremez2832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    👀You have too watch for stuff like that when you go in the stores my people.

  • @kendallbledsoe6548
    @kendallbledsoe6548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Leap year old milk never expires...

  • @moeseck7792
    @moeseck7792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At least it had a "date" on it. Some items in gas stations, such as drinks, sometimes just sit in the cooler without any expiration date on them...

  • @MaxineM-lr5uh
    @MaxineM-lr5uh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Maybe it's from the man who who was brest feeding his baby from one of your previous videos😉

  • @MorganB101
    @MorganB101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This why I get my milk from the back of the row

  • @TanyaP822
    @TanyaP822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And its probably $7.00

  • @ryancampbell7177
    @ryancampbell7177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Better not drink that milk.

  • @MrFoundingfathers
    @MrFoundingfathers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This.......this makes sense because 2020 has been confusing as shit 🤦🏽so im not surprised

  • @ebonystarrortiz3718
    @ebonystarrortiz3718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    👽 hey bro I told you that February 30 exist 🤣🤣🤣

  • @christineporter9914
    @christineporter9914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nah Shulerking you said that milk is cheese , that's butter milk

  • @alisonallison808
    @alisonallison808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That February 30th happens every triple leap year , I have never seen one yet but I am sure we are due for one 😂😂😂

  • @charliegandy7604
    @charliegandy7604 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are so right

  • @missthang5019
    @missthang5019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uuummm!! Really the 30th😂😂 that person got fired

  • @tyronebradley3904
    @tyronebradley3904 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “That’s why my eyes are so big”😂😂😂Man that’s funny.

  • @candigryl
    @candigryl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "A surplus of stupid people" im dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @charlesguy
    @charlesguy ปีที่แล้ว

    I am dying watch this on the treadmill at the gym 😂😂😂!!!

  • @jennifercurtis7048
    @jennifercurtis7048 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMFAO 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️that fact that there is only 28 days in February!!! tho👀👀👀😮😮somebody definitely needs to go back to school!!!!🙀🙀🙀🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂🤣😅😅

  • @EmorettaRobinson
    @EmorettaRobinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So somebody didn't know that there's normally 28 days in the month of February unless it's a leap year? Either that or they just didn't care.

  • @gigisstorytimeworld6099
    @gigisstorytimeworld6099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    👁👁I'm scared now too! 😨

  • @kingdomkreatorkonnectiveko5125
    @kingdomkreatorkonnectiveko5125 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched this video at 3am and I MUST have been tired because it took me 3/4 of the video to realize February only has 28 days and 29 on a leap year you Will NEVER see a 30 😅🤣😂😇

  • @bellm32
    @bellm32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    👽 🥛

  • @jasonsmith3617
    @jasonsmith3617 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol I used to work for a milk company n sometime they messed up on the date somebody shoulda caught that lol I worked for Borden’s n they make milk for Costco n Walmart lol

  • @ebony1473
    @ebony1473 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is it even there supposed to be first in first out. I’m gonna buy and drink so I can sue 😂😝😂😝

  • @ms.m.murphy3453
    @ms.m.murphy3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My co worker said they meant February of 2030 👀👀🤦🏾‍♀️💀

  • @londipascall5484
    @londipascall5484 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    February 30th done messed up n took out February 29th but this person knew those days existed from way back when🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @embalmer-n-funeraldirector2253
    @embalmer-n-funeraldirector2253 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m stupid because I was like what’s the big deal and then reread it and then IT dawned on me and the light bulb💡 came on. February only has 28 days.

  • @covergirl1419
    @covergirl1419 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of our ppl got a job at the milk plant and was upset that they made black history month the shortest month of the year...that had to be a brother that stamped that! 😂

  • @onedandydee4780
    @onedandydee4780 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are absolutely right about the stupid people. Lordy mercy 🤣

  • @shaluvmil
    @shaluvmil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aliens among us...surplus and abundance his favs..why my eyes so big..🤣

  • @DollarTree259
    @DollarTree259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well Mr. King nothing surprise me anymore did I think in my lifetime I'd live in a pandemic no so hey maybe they will 1day if leap year and 2 days if not in February as I see it anything is possible.

  • @gidbry
    @gidbry 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh wow... I'm done ✔🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️😅💥

  • @jaywholoveseveryone1721
    @jaywholoveseveryone1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So this milk either NEVER expires or it is ALWAYS expired...too scary! 😂

  • @danycehill
    @danycehill 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am a date conscious person on everything but Feb 30, where is the manager. "I am scared thats why my eyes are big," Shuler King.
    #love you much

  • @ashleycampbell1843
    @ashleycampbell1843 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Wow!!!

  • @nisadawson4087
    @nisadawson4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm hollering. ..lol

  • @lhood1511
    @lhood1511 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol I don’t know if the milk is ever gone go bad or is it ever gone be good 😂😂😂😂

  • @marysdiapercakebakery4135
    @marysdiapercakebakery4135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my, milk from clone 🐄. This is a date from around the world the best by for milk is Feb. 30th. However, in the 🇺🇸
    February has 28 days.
    Sale Fail!

  • @tacitalady_tbeautiful213
    @tacitalady_tbeautiful213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmbo hahahahaha 😩😂🤣

  • @c.sharon8038
    @c.sharon8038 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    February 30th 🤣🤣 that milk NEVER expires 🤣🤣

  • @vickiefranklin3658
    @vickiefranklin3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is now butter milk! Open at u're own risk & hopefully u won't melt r disintegrate!

  • @ncoleman44
    @ncoleman44 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Double Leap Year!🤣🤣🤣

  • @DivineDisciple7
    @DivineDisciple7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow!

  • @katrinalivingston2004
    @katrinalivingston2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Somebody trying to kill a lot of people because that milk been old and just sitting on that shelf 😂😂😂

  • @evanhaddrick3175
    @evanhaddrick3175 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's a good one my eyes big you keep me laughing daily.

  • @theresastampley9390
    @theresastampley9390 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol King!😉

  • @sisterfactsnotfiction6433
    @sisterfactsnotfiction6433 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So it never goes bad😂😂

  • @sherreafaison6422
    @sherreafaison6422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never heard of February 30th 😂😂😂😂

  • @andyraphael
    @andyraphael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well whenever milk is sealed it still is preserved past its expo date

    • @bamiejackson5596
      @bamiejackson5596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So checking the date is irrelevant?

    • @andyraphael
      @andyraphael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bamiejackson5596 no not really but remember it always say best by. So if you want the best taste of anything use it by that date

    • @thaintriguing1
      @thaintriguing1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Believe that if you want too; I really hope you’re joking. 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @MsJoyce31202
      @MsJoyce31202 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then it's best bought on time because if it's after time, that one day past the expiration date should make you smell test the milk.

  • @tammysummerfield183
    @tammysummerfield183 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shuler, The insanity IS SCARY. I believe Aliens came and sucked out the COMMON SENSE from almost human beings!!!!! People been doing insane stupid stuff and YES IT SCARES ME TOO. 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

  • @sherrellelawrence408
    @sherrellelawrence408 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dayum shame! Aliens..😂😅🤣😄😃

  • @ladym2398
    @ladym2398 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unless it's leap year than it's March 1st🤣🤣🤣

  • @flatbedladyv2191
    @flatbedladyv2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait for Feb 30th of the next year...it will be good again🤣

  • @iamepiphanydecarpediem
    @iamepiphanydecarpediem 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    March 2nd or the 1st, if it's leap year. Laughing out loud.

  • @q-dawwg626
    @q-dawwg626 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its NOT good until after Feb 30th next year.... then you can open it and pour it out🤣🤣🤣

  • @nayd.7979
    @nayd.7979 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Human rocket fuel!🚶🏾‍♂️💨

  • @sharonw2862
    @sharonw2862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I guess this milk never expires!😂

  • @talieshalynch2432
    @talieshalynch2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So big & beautiful!!

  • @shannonarmstrong6364
    @shannonarmstrong6364 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Shuler absolutely hates stupidity 😂🤣😂🤣😁🤣😂

  • @lpotts75
    @lpotts75 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats spoiled milk. 🤣

  • @kimberlythomas3989
    @kimberlythomas3989 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The people that have been writing all the signs set the date

  • @gingispears54
    @gingispears54 ปีที่แล้ว

    Better shop there everything is spoiled they letting you know February 30th I can only imagine what they meat expiration date is

  • @NDGOCHYLD
    @NDGOCHYLD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    And that's is why I stop drinking cow milk....LOL

  • @4TerriAnn
    @4TerriAnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Terminator ain't no joke. Machines are not human.

  • @Nita-th9ln
    @Nita-th9ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Better grab that box of Beanos Ultra 800s with 'dat...😷lol

  • @rocxyd252
    @rocxyd252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂🤣 if that's the case that shit already spoiled!🤢

  • @lornamaclean8527
    @lornamaclean8527 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    New line to replace the cheque is in the mail. 😜

  • @LynnRedwine800
    @LynnRedwine800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whoo, Lord.

  • @UrbanSipfly
    @UrbanSipfly 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    February 30th comes every 369 years!