Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That will make you laugh
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"I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake"
LMAO THAT'S SO TRUE
I didn't even get a handshake or the paper in person. I graduated early for the military and four months later the diploma was mailed to my folks house. Kind of a disappointing ending after that 113,880 hours of work. lol
itsJustJuli // *makes senior quote bucket list*
thats 90 years in school.
just sayin.
Sigh Phi Guy no its like 12 years
learn to do basic math bud.
based on a 7hr school day and a 180day school year.
Mine is gonna be "don't give up on your dreams, keep sleeping"
Clorox Bleach Niceee
Emily Kipp Here's mine: "I don't _wanna_ live life I JUST WANNA SLEEP"
Emily Kipp mine Is "laughing so hard nothing comes out..so you look like a clapping seal"
Emily Kipp LOL I HAVE SEEN THAT BEFORE!
Emily Kipp I have a shirt that says that. 😂
My quote:
“When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into people that you hate eyes and never feel sorry.”
Or you could say '...squeeze them into the eyes of the people you hate and never apologise'. 🙂
*well that took a dark turn*
@@noonoofulable Yeah, that is better as it makes sense and is not awkward and clumsy tp say
When life gives you a lemonade, make lemons
What about when life gives you lemons, and you realise that those lemons were the people around you???
My quote will be-
"Roses are red, graduating is swell, cause these four years here were practically hell"
-much like the gacha life community from my understanding-
Cherry ßlossom• “Roses are red, Violets are blue, goodbye school, I never liked you”
Roses are red, graduation is swell; Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Hey our usernames are kinda similar!
Mine’ll be. “Who came up with the idea for the school coat, c’mon own up we’re all friends here”
*"why fall in love when you can fall asleep"* I feel like this is gonna be me in life 😂😂
+1
Same dude/gurl!!!!
That's me like 2020
I was actually wearing a sweater with the same exact writing on it
So quirky
"I'm much cooler online" -every person on planet earth
Taylor Ramirez ikr
when i read ur comment i looked back at the video and it was the girl that said ' im so much cooler online'!!!!! and just so u know im a babbler and may start babbling any momoent now . . . i live in australia by the way. tommorow its my friends birthday i can type in. chinese ㅇㅎㅅㅇㅍㅎㄱㄱㅇㄶㅎ ㅎㄱㅊㅎㅇ ㅍㅎㄱㅈㅈ ㅁㄹㄴ ㅁㄴ ㄹㄷ푸 . . sorry about the babbling i need to go byeeeeeee!!!
Taylor Ramirez he
Taylor Ramirez are you from the 🇵🇭 philippines
Taylor Ramirez are you from the 🇵🇭 philippines
“Master has given Megan a high school diploma, Megan is freeeee!
dobbbbyyyyyyyyy T_T
I’m dying 😂🤣
I don't get it.
@@nedflanders1559 It´s Dobby quote from Harry Potter
I got two quotes for you:
"A class that cheats together graduates together"
"Its better to cheat than to repeat"
"We did it ... we did it ... yeah ... yes we did it "
- Dora the explorater -
ExplorATER? 😁
Explorer* And its "we did it, we did it, we did it, yay"
That's what my friend calls meh
@@Kairii-Kylie Explora
Hahaha, oh god.
"Bruh we graduated to go to school again"
khristian fairley exactly
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" -Spongebob
Me: Actually, Patrick said that
Actually, she was referring to the movie
@@duburing3427 Wtf? No! Patrick says that in some episode, not in the movie. 🙄
@@bibi-we4lg actually, there is a comment said that "Spongebob said that"
I think they meant it was from the show Spongebob, but yeah, kind of confusing
Yes but Patrick is from Spongebob
Mine when i graduate:
"Don't trust fake internet quotes!"
-Abraham Lincon
lol that's genius
you are Albert Einstein reincarnated *insert smiley face*
That's the honest truth! Insert Muttley gif...
Umm how did Abraham say that he has been dead for almost 150 years?!? :/
r/Woooooooosh me if you're SUS
@@Starless-and-Bible-Black r/woooosh
"Why you no doctor yet?" -Dad 😂
Literally every Asian dad
Life story of every Asian kid ever
😅😂😂😂
"Dad, I'm 12"
"TALK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTOR"
lol
My quote:
"I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and there was a cup of water, I'd drink it."
Oohh, dark, love it! 😄
Heard that one before, love it! 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg tysm that's gotta be THE best thing ever
Wow so egdy and cringey
"I had to put my grades up for adoption because i couldn't raise them"
I'M DEAD!
Future plans: find an old man, wait for him to die, and take all his money.
*Activities: Basketball*
Grace Holland It’s great 😂
Have you found him? :)?
Grace: I hoop she found the right old man. (Otherwise, she was gold-digging at the wrong claim again.)
Im 41, so she can wait quite some time, and when i'm gone she can have that five dollars :D
Those are literally the plans my friend told me she had. My reaction: 😶
If you fall, I'll be there
-floor
If you fall, I’ll catch you then drop you to the floor, hurting you in the process
-beam
There are to types of people the people who break there fall or the people who's fall breaks them
I actually just watched all this without skipping, that's how much of a life I have 😢😭😂😂😓
Lol...no shit right?
dats mee lol same
Or it mens the video doesn't such so there's no need to sop any
Oof same
I'm watching this at midnight eating Doritos and drinking coke
“It’s not enough that I should succeed - Others should fail.”
Watch your back around that guy 😆
Here’s one:
“The amount of coffee I consumed in the last 4 years could drown every last one of you.”
Most of those people left legendary quotes
indeed
I agree! Lol
“i started high school with straight a’s, now i’m not even straight.”
😂 me
Lol.I started elementary school with straight A's now I'm not even straight.This is gonna be mine.😂
Oh lol me too
i mean,,,,,, no
Me too😂
5:55 can't agree more
16:44 “...well at least you had a handshake” -2020 graduate
At least you had a graduation
"Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"
That speaks to me
13:02 did u guys see the "I'm not weird; I'm the limited edition"
Ahah, yeah xD I was scrolling through the comments to see if any1 else noticed
I just commented that
Yelp
Yep autocorrect sucks
I used to have a shirt that said that
Yes! I started laughing so hard! 😂
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am black
Me: never knew
He was fine too.
That rhymes too
the lines too
Who the hell are you?
"My computer screen is brighter than my future" = mood
As am old man, I find it refreshing and reassuring that today' youth have such a good sense of humor. Either that, or I am terrified that they may be really messed up.
its incredible how much life is wasted upon the young. these people have NO idea about what life is really about because its not taught in any school. Most fail to realize what the 3 most important in choices in their life are: 1) who you're gonna spend it with 2) where are you gonna spend it 3) how are you gonna spend it. One needs to follow what they're naturally good at but a lot never find what that "thing" may be. Or they find it but do not pursue it. For example I used to take clocks apart at around 6yo. no I couldn't put them back together again but I was curious as to what made them tick. That curiosity followed me through life because I found out early that I was very technically oriented. Thus becoming an attorney or banker or politician was not gonna work for me.
@@leecowell8165 Another 'new generation hating' comment. How original!
@@leecowell8165 And sometimes you know perfectly well what you are good at, but financial barriers, health issues, unstable economy, or lack of doors opening prevent you from pursuing. I am now a senior and I have finally accepted the fact that we have very little control over how our life plays out. And I am at peace with that. I would say to young people "look for opportunities and do the best with whatever situation you find yourself in".
@@noqueq9003 Doubt very much Lee was trying to be original.
@@leecowell8165Pretty much every kid does the exact opposite of what you think they're doing.
I’ve been a Ho my whole life too.
Omg, I actually laughed so hard
Oooooood
ME TOO MY NAME IS MINNIE HO
I have a friend that her last name is a ho
HO-le life?
My favorite of all is "if idiots could fly this would be an airport" 😂😂😂 there is nothing to not understand in that
Savannah Banana hello best friend of the year
I started laughing so hard
If idiots could go to highschool, then this place would be a highschool. Wait....
Hmm... Mine would:
"Here's the plan: First graduate, second get out of the house, third never come back"
- Dad.
My favorite one is “WE ARE NOT RELATED”.
I want to make mine “roses are red, graduating is swell, Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”
What? xD
That is awesome.
Omfg do it or else
Instead of swell hell would sound much better
I knew I got that wrong in the test.
I’m screwed.😰
Mines gonna be ‘high schools was a walk in the park. Jurassic park.”
@MAKENNA KOWAL what?
10,000 subs with no videos??? ?? Have you actually watched Jurassic park? Smh
MGMaster99 Why are you replying to a comment 2 months old? Smh
Sonourious idk why do you have a cancerous fortnite pic? We both have our reasons.
Sonourious also merry Christmas btw 👍
I think mine is gonna be:
"I now earned the title of McDonald's employee"
"My computer screen is brighter than my future."
Describes me perfectly T.T
My quote will be
"Gravity doesnt work until you look down." -Looney toons
Whisk Chili instead of Looney tunes, it should be Every Cartoon Ever
maybe it works, but the object's resistance is strong until it doesn't put enough energy to resist gravity by being distracted from looking down.
.....said every aging large breast.
Master has given Megan a school diploma! MEGAN IS FREE! lel I love dobby
Mine is probably gonna be "I did my waiting! 12 years of it in AZKABAN!!!" ~ Sirius Black
If not what I already posted, you already know, it will be a Harry Potter quote. " I have done my waiting. Master has given Hayley a Diploma. Hayley is FREEEEE! " - Me Credit to Megan.
Yep
:D
But it so sad the he died;^; and also Hedwig;^; And everyone else on da good side;^;
*"Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters."*
The iq is rising by the second 🤯
I have been enlightened
well, duh.
- joe biden 2022
funniest fucking thing i've read in years...insanely clever
My yearbook quote would be:
“We’re all just prisoners here.
-The Eagles”
Of your own device?
"Most of the quotes here aren't original"
-what i want my quote to be
"Not pregnant, just eatin good" LOL me
Krampus Girl well
Krampus Girl that's me. LOL😂😂😂
I know what my quote is lol
Welllll
Better would be" not fat just pregnant"
If I can create my own quote:
"I'm in Spain without the S right now."
Tall girl quotes in yearbook :
Yess I'm the one who wear 13 nikes
Men's 13 Nikes
#TheSportOfReporting
#TheMikeNiceShow
Master has given Megan a highschool diploma, Megan is freeeee!
#harrypotterjokes
Dobby is Free~~~~~
galaxy Queen now Megan has to pay taxes, and is not free.....
galaxy Queen that will be mine 😂😂
Me too😂
My senior quote is, "The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell".
*Hannah M* xDD
yesss lmao
*Hannah M* Why did you literally just say what I JUST learned about today?
If I did that my science teacher will legit kill me XD she hates that definition
min yoongis tongue technology
Yeah I would agree. The mitochondria really isn't the powerhouse of the cell at all XD the mitochondria instead synthesizes ATP to be dephosphorylated, so technically places where respiration occurs is the powerhouse of the cell?
Who knows! I don't want to be a doctor so I don't care! I like memes.
“Don’t judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its spine”
mines gonna be:
"I've always been soo astonished by the fact that harry potter can talk to snakes, but turns out I've been doing it for years"
Oof
"I was planned" "i was not" Tf! lol
MrCooldogs123 yeah yeah yeah we know
" Roses are red, violets are blue, I am black. "
"Its hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and you are a teenage male."
Just two of the ones that killed me.... LOL
I read the first one when the one on the video came😱
happy belated mother’s day to the guy in the second one
"is you chinese or asian?"
- my classmate
... China... is in Asia..the hecc???
@@_delta_music_ wait you just knew or thats a joke-
dont tell me you didn't know that Korea,Arab Saudi, Africa is Asia too-
@@nikiru.2256 what about rushia?
@@_delta_music_ Rusia is in Europe
“If idiots could fly this place would be an airport” hahaha 😂 im on the floor
'I put my grades up for adoption because i couldnt handle them'
kms raise them*
I put my GPA up for adoption because I couldn't raise them alone
Raise them*
kms yess mcr
I write arms races not fashion statements mcr is gr8
mine will be ravioli ravioli give me the diplomioli
Omg same I was thinking that!!!!
That was my friends quote. Her name is fraya
Kennedylewisvidz If I was a highschool boi, mine would be, splish
splash gimme dat diplomash
I want ravioli
@@cheyennearnett8534 Same
Mine would be:
"I'm hungry. Go away"
Someone wrote: “You got no jams”-Rap Monster
6:03...doesn't he look like namjoon? (only a little bit)
hi am good boy taehyung Trueee
Jajajajaja
Mine would be
"Beach" "Bitch?"
-Taehyung and Jimin
😂
Same but I didn't placed it on a yearbook quotes but rather I embroidered them on the wrist of my hoodie lmaaaooo
My quote was: "You know that idiom about when life gives you lemons? Well, unless life also gives you sugar and water your lemonade is going to suck."
Lol 😂
Nigahiga?
wOw
Pretty good
“Why you no doctor yet?” 😂 my parents are asking me the same thing...
People always expect Asians to be doctors.. well it’s not like that anymore,
We become what we want to be in life.
"Education is important and biceps are importanter" that was funny.
Who else is watching when theyre supposed to b in bed?
Lol XD was supposed ro b in bed.
Tomboy's Life Blog yasssss
Tomboy's Life Blog. me
Tomboy's Life Blog oml 1 o'clock in the morning I'm so sleepy how'd you know xD
Oh snap, you are savage AF.
I’m Asian so my quote would be
“Oops, I blinked”
That's awesome! I'm Finnish so I'm gonna say "I finally Finnished high school"
@Zftenss lol thats cool
I'm gonna say "I'm American" Because I'm American.
@Zftenss Thanks man.
@Zftenss yes. I'm very creative as you can see.
“I’m not actually funny ,I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking 😑” That’s me summed up😈
SÓ PRESTA ASSIM !☻👽💀😈
My would be:
I came with a brain. I left with a paper.
*"I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with Kristy, but Kristy was laying right next to me smh"*
Lacy and Oreo hey noodle
Why would Kristy be laying next to him 🤔
*what does smh mean?*
Wy Anne Tan shake my head
NotTheBestGaming pssst: sex
My senior quote: " your opponent has left the match"
Cype no its mine
Cype lol
Cype lol good quote
Cype Clash Royale sabotages 🤣😂
Cype mine is gonna be "Literally" - Leafy
My quote this year was:
“Once I blew up the microwave”
True story by the way
What ?
Who's that in your profile pic? I feel like I've seen it before.
Lol I read it wrong and I saw,
*”I blew up in the microwave”*
:-;
My future quote will be " No hard feelings "
The profile pic is one of the super minor characters from a webtoon called lumine! Sorry responding so late lol
Im gonna write “aight ima head out”
I wont disappoint
Ight ima head out
"i am not hispanic , im asian" haha filipino problems 😄
tristan jones hispanic ?
Oof yes.
So truee
His Panic❓🤔
Blame the spaniards from coming here.
Mine will be:i'm always right, except when i'm wrong, which is often.
-Arin Hanson
#TheSportOfReporting
#TheMikeNiceShow
" _I like my coffee like I like my women, I don't like coffee_ "
This guy's coming out differentlyyyy
_” if you’re reading this in ten years and my last names not Leto I’ve failed.”_
Okay but why is that such a big mood?
“I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn’t raise them.” lMaO
Iconic ._. lol
Lol 😂😝
What dose imao stand for
@@aadyamago laughing my ass off
Iconic ._. So me rip
Lol mine is gunna be “wait. We have to go to school AGAIN?”
Graduating from middle school we did some yearbook quotes and I tried to do “The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural” but my teacher wouldn’t let me because it was ‘heathenistic’ and ‘demonic’
Some of my friends wore shirts with the quote the next day, but the old cabbage patch couldn’t get over herself. She retired the next year.
Dang
Lol.
Let me enlighten you.
The "old cabbage patch" is right.
Whether you ever realize it or not.
@@imonthewinningside8281 Dude it's from Star Wars
Mine will be
When life gives you lemons, squirt it in someones eyes and blame it on the butler
Tav Charles when life gives You lemons dont make lemonade! GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?! I DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER!
Tav Charles
Mine will be
"I'M GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN....with the lemons!"
-Cave Johnson, Portal 2
Wow... This has the most likes I've ever had
Edited because I made a typo
Tav Charles STUDIO C!!!!!
Tav Charles that's mean
"No voldemort is not in my head wrap"
lmao I can't XD
12:08
Imagine him becoming a teacher 😂
“Uhm, excuse me mr Gaylord”
Mine is going to be: “”You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take”-Wayne Gretzky”-Michael Scott
My quote: "The only reason I'm here is because I got expelled from Hogwarts because I tried to open the Chamber of Secrets"
Yass
Mine: "Hogwarts was better than high school. This school feels like Azkaban."
@@johnnyappleton4956 LOL
😂😂
RAVENCLAW!
💙💙💙💙
My uncle’s quote was “ if there was another me I would be gay”
Conner -5 haha amazing
Lol
Go eagles
Conner -5 i
My quote is "if all the women were like me there would be no gays"
Delilah Jacobs - "No, I don't know what it's like in New York City". That one took me a second - really clever!
Mine was "I only came here because I didn't get my Hogwarts acceptance letter"
I broke at the roses are red violets are blue I'm black😂😂
lol same
“Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.”
Lmfao!!
Get a handle on that.
Getting out of bed is even harder.
I loved the one where Delilah Jacobs said she doesn't know what it's like in New York City! xD Definitely reminds me of the song 'Hey There Delilah' cause it says 'What's it like in New York City?' xD
Mine: “I just got out of a 4 year sentence from prison!”
Twiqq genius
You copied that quote from someone. *LIARRR*
"I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake."
Totally using that. 😂😂
Me too
Yeah, why come up with something original when you can just steal other people's else's ideas? That must be the ethnic motto adopted by Hollywood so they can annihilate Western civilization's history and culture.
Omg same
Imagine if there was an entire yearbook where everyone's quote was funny.
4:13 those who don’t get it
Delilah Jacobs
“No,I don’t know what it’s like in New York City.”
It’s the song: Hey there Delilah
By the white tees
I love the triplets one!😂😱
K and R Castillo me too!! I am a triplet so I loved it 😂
Knock knock
who's there?
Not the triplets, we graduated
Lol.
i
K and R Castillo pt
Amar Pal should have gone "Guys call me Pal, girls call me Amor." instead.
TheTaterTotP80 mi amor is "my love" so it was kinda correct
No it "Guys call me Amar but girls call me Mi amor"
Did anyone not notice:
“Sometimes I get emotional over fonts”
~Kanye West
Mine will be something stupid like "When you give a dog a chocolate, they will eat it, and not leave any for you, which is why you don't give a dog chocolate"
It makes no sense just like me
If the dog eats it, the dog will die, as chocolate is poisonous to dogs
@@murdermcmurderface In my experience, not true. They just puke like 20 times a day and drop liqui-crap all over the house for the next 24 hours, although once in a while you get them outside in time, and in that case they just re-eat it, and save barfing/liqui-poo-ing it for when they get back in the house over a carpet. Then, if it happens to happen on Christmas Eve AND Christmas Day because they got into chocolate on December 23rd and then on December 24th they got into more because you thought you found where they were getting it all from but you were wrong so they found it again, then they take off uncharacteristically from the back yard on Christmas Day and you find them after they've been rolling in the muddy chicken crap of some loser in the neighborhood who decided keeping chickens was a great idea, then you almost barf in the car from the smell which is impossible to adequately describe, but all mixed together with the vomit and liqui-poo it has this intensely muddy-chicken-poo-sweet-scent-of-chocolate thing going on that is so strong that two baths will not even come close to clearing it.
So, as I said, in my experience they don't die, you just kind of fantasize about that after the first dozen or so barfings/liqui-poo-ings on all the carpeted surfaces of your house. Ahhhh, good times.
@@ceilingunlimited2430 OMG this was so funny sick I almost pooped myself then rolled on floor laughing my chicken ass off !!!
@@petemavus2948 Thank you, Pete. I'm glad that somebody saw that and appreciated it. I didn't realize that it was mostly one giant sentence, which really adds to the humor. In case you had any doubt, you better believe it happened just like that. The bonus was that my dad had to be taken from his skilled nursing facility to the hospital at about 10:30pm Christmas Eve, so I had to go stay with him until he was situated. When I got home at 3:30am or so, I was treated to the sights and scents of round 1. Usually I put the gifts under the tree, but my family did that for me. They didn't know to check for that kind of stuff, but the dog sure did.
@@ceilingunlimited2430
🤣🤣🤣
I hope this becomes your, and your descendants'. favorite Christmas legend. So there's at least that compensation. 🤣🤣🤣
“Cheaters never win, but I just graduated” -Suga 😂 That’s also his quote
아리Ally also there's a quote by v
아리Ally lmaoo armys are everywhere
AHHH MIN SUGA!!!!
Army ahhhh
IKR LOL And hi ARMY!! 💜
Some of them are pure comedy gold.
mine would be: High school was like riding a bike... I didn’t know how to ride a bike 8 years in
Omg “no, Voldemort is not in my head wrap” OMG I LOVE HARRY POTTER I WAS CRACKING UP😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SAME LOL
There are so many harry potter quotes, and im using one
I deal in yearbooks for a local Library and have read the senior quotes in hundreds of them. So far Nobody has used " Of course this is all in your head, Why should that mean it isn't real."
Mine's gonna be: "No, voldemort-s not under my head wrap"
"You know they prefects bathroom on the fifth floor? It's not a bad place for a bath"- Cedric diggory being a gay (sorry I just had to)
pretending im in year book :]
𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚞 (𝚖𝚎)
"He attack,he protecc,but most importantly,im a bald guy"
-Sibling
"you're ALL gonna regret not dating me in highschool"😂 i can relate to this one
same
MB!MANAV HES BACK!!??!?! .why?
Wacky Jacky cool story bruh
Wacky Jacky hahahahahaha maybe because you glow up and become attractive not for your money only
Maryam Sikaoui icing
"Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters." The BEST ever