Everyone keeps talking about the piss drinking, but does no one remember the episode where to get water, he drank poop juice out of some elephant dung?
When Bear filled his flask around the 3 minute mark I love how he has a perfectly clean and filtered waterfall behind him but opted to scoop the water from the shallow dirt puddle.
I’ll never forget coming home drunk with my mate and turning on the tv and Bear Grylls was scaling down the side of a cliff with some vine from a tree and he was squishing his own balls
I kid you not, I was in my local used store yesterday and saw this on the shelf and thought "This would be great for Mind Pulp. I should tweet them a pic" then I totally forgot. I'm STOKED
@@Random-xyz433 I mean it is, piss is safe to drink in the short term since it is mostly water and doesn't contain any microbes. It's only dangerous if you keep drinking it because it contains waste materials your body is trying to expell.
I wouldn't say nobody played it. Matt McMuscles (best friends) played this nearly a decade ago and I still quote it to this day. "His balls are filled to burst with poison!"
I always remember the episode where literally out of the gate the dude was squeezing fresh shit to drink the juices coming out, like he had barely left the carpark into the national park
"To be able to survive in the wild - you have to drink your own piss" "Just get a snake, gut it and you'll survive for days, stay tuned for more episodes where I say a bunch of crazy survival advice, meanwhile my staff serves up proper meals on the side behind the camera, but we won't talk about that on this show - with my experience to teach you, there will be no obstacle nor deadly disease to prevent you surviving in the wild!" - *Bear Grylls proceeds to shrink and crawl into shadowy bushes like Golum*
@@BratislavMetulski Wasn't claiming to be some genius - was just a joke about how a bunch used to think he legit would only rely on the stuff he found in the wild. Not much to it than facts. Maybe a lame joke, but I wasn't trying to prove I'm smart. And I don't need to prove anything to you. Have a good one.
@@BratislavMetulski the show is nowhere near educational. In fact, most of the "survival" stunts he does will actually kill you quicker. For starters, in no way should you ever drink your own piss, even when dehydrated. The salts and ammonia will only quicken your dehydration. It's bodily waste for a reason.
17:36 completely failing that sliding section in the worst way possible reminds me of when you just dont press any buttons during Heavy Rain chase sequences. Just absolute calamity 😂
@@bjornironsides6474 I just find it hard to believe that soldiers would be taught to do things that would compromise their ability to fight. It's like some SAS guys were breaking his balls "Yeah Bear! Eat those millipedes and climb into that maggot riddled decomposing sheep carcass! We do it all the time!"
@@bjornironsides6474you do know it’s like public news about the time random people stumbled upon him hanging out with the film crew surrounded by pop up tents with coolers full of ice and drinks and a foldable table and a entire commercial RV with a kitchen that was making food for him and the film crew? Yeah he’s cool and can climb down a cliff on a vine like Jorge of the jungle but most of that show was like 95% just entertainment. He even issued a public apology.
So, random fun fact. I was at my old university like 4/5 years ago and going down a stair when I met some guy who look like Bear Grylls like A LOT. I was like "huh. Funny." Skip two hours and a friend come and show me his BEAR GRYLLS AUTOGRAPH. I'VE MET THE GUY AND DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNISE HIM. He was there for some talk or something cant remember.
My stomach hurts laughing… the ANGLE they chose to show him drinking piss is so intense!! It’s like make sure the players can see the highlighter urine go into his mouth from the DEAD SNAKE… I’m dying
His netflix live action choices "game" was so much fun. Me and my buddy were super baked and did all the bad choices and you can kill him a ton of different ways. It's honestly great fun.
So, funny story time😃. When I played this game, on the first level. I caught a snake, pissed into its carcass. Went to some log to catch worms, intentionally ate only the poison worms, which made Bear vomit. The thirst meter was progressively reaching 0. Bear needed a drink...FAST! So I rushed to a delicious fresh water river, and instead of drinking the water. I stood in the middle of the river, and whipped out that rotting snake carcass, With old stale fermented morning piss🤤. And happily chugged ALL the piss down, not missing a single drop🍻. Bears thirst was quenched, pants drenched in water. And proceeded to complete the mission. 10/10 game. Would not play again!!👍👍😃
Survivorman was the result of Stroud continually sending Discovery Channel videos of himself wandering around in the woods alone until they finally gave him a show, lol
I get it’s from 2011, but I’m confident that even with all the survival games it could’ve taken inspiration from, it still would’ve turned out like this.
I never thought this day would come. when i was younger i was given an Xbox 360 and this game came with it. it would be the only game i would ever play but the only game i would ever need to play. with that said, this game was my childhood how could you not like it.
would YOU join Bear Grylls in the wild??
(you may have to eat some bugs, and drink some things you really don't wanna drink)
Nah
Game request: The ant bully for PS2
If i can vault over a bear, yes
The "charity and politics" section of his Wikipedia page starts with a picture of him juggling, he must be an alright guy to be around.
Have you guys tried timesplitters???
Drinking piss out of a hollowed snake skin is 10/10 gameplay
how to impose dominance in forest, just drink your piss from corpses of your predators
Absolute mind pulp chef kiss
Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAKE!
I'll drink piss
I drinkk piss daily because its sterile
"Now, I'm going to take you through five of the most dangerous places on the earth to see if you can press the A button rapidly enough to survive."
Everyone keeps talking about the piss drinking, but does no one remember the episode where to get water, he drank poop juice out of some elephant dung?
You just unlocked a old memory lol. I remember watching that episode with my family and we were all speechless
Fun Fact: that elephant dung was drenched in water from the crew before bear drinks it
@@SuperUvixstill gross. 😆
@@SuperUvix damn that makes it so not as cool 😂
Mmmm yeah I tried myself, it's actually really refreshing even though it's warm
I like how it’s too much to kill a cougar but it’s ok to kill a snake and piss in it
We all have our boundaries, and thats ok.
@@taurengraybeard218 😂😂
The game is anti-snake
The only Reason why he didn't do it, is because it's too heavy to carry around and he can't fill it
No shit, I fuckin spit a mouth full of water all over the place when I read this comment
Drinking piss should be the health item in this game.
Edit: I said this about 1 minute into the video and i wasn't expecting it to actually happen.
Isn't it?
Legend…
I thought it was
Lmao
My wife pointed out how funny it was that Drinking piss was one of the few things they added sound effects for.
I love that you watched this with your wife.
@@HippyStash right? I wish my wife shared one of my hobbies. Or at least cared to pretend lol
Lmaoo@@Matt-qo2lu
@@Matt-qo2lulol🤣🤣 my guy is trapped
@@drewmasondom not at all. I have a prenuptual and could leave whenever i want. She might not like hunting, videogames or basketball but thats okay.
My bro got me this game for christmas, we called some friends and spent the entire holiday playing it while drunk 10/10.
fuck i need to do this
@@esmeralda6293on god
@@esmeralda6293no don't, drinking is bad for you
@@itdobelikedattho8112 Yeah, we all know it would have been funnier with weed
@@CODA96 don't smoke either
“I didn’t think we’d hollow out a snake and then drink piss from its corpse.” 🤣🤣🤣
the hotel is the loading screen
Hey man I like your logo of the game called the suffering that game is so fun and good All Star never played I see on TH-cam the good to play
@@ashtonkamien8542 it's a good game series to play
@@ashtonkamien8542😂 you sound like you’re studying English
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@@Sarah-qx4vzbe nice Sarah
When Bear filled his flask around the 3 minute mark I love how he has a perfectly clean and filtered waterfall behind him but opted to scoop the water from the shallow dirt puddle.
That part would annoy a survivalist 😂
I’ll never forget coming home drunk with my mate and turning on the tv and Bear Grylls was scaling down the side of a cliff with some vine from a tree and he was squishing his own balls
why was he squishing his own balls?
@@alejohndrom4092 cuz he was scaling down the mountain.
Your mate was squishing his balls!?
Never forget
@@brandonstewart5442 but why was he scaling down the mountain
Bear Grylls: "Ah shit, it's a bear"
Bear: "Ah shit, it's Bear"
This is comment is just undisputed😂😂
Just binged all your vids. Finished off with a bit piss, what a treat. Solid work boys
I binged all their videos the other night, I was so stoned I ended up drinking piss to cure my cotton mouth
Glazing
I kid you not, I was in my local used store yesterday and saw this on the shelf and thought "This would be great for Mind Pulp. I should tweet them a pic" then I totally forgot. I'm STOKED
I like how he choose to drink his piss. When there water in the area.
what makes you think the water is good to drink?
@@slimeprivilege we got fire we got ways to make bowels we can boil it.
@@slimeprivilegewhat makes u think Urine is even better🤨
@@Random-xyz433 I mean it is, piss is safe to drink in the short term since it is mostly water and doesn't contain any microbes. It's only dangerous if you keep drinking it because it contains waste materials your body is trying to expell.
@@Random-xyz433 because it's sterile
Ill never forget his episode to Zambia where he dug out the honking beast of a grub which popped like an overdue zit onto the cameras.
The sound they added of him going oh my goodness is actually that exact scene
That scene still haunts me to this day
I've just watched it. OMG🤮
Haha I remember feeling so disgusted by that.
Lmao hope you enjoyed it, my favorite episode for ever 😂 like a pimple all over the camera lens@@Keepone974
Bear Grylls: “I can’t see what’s in the water.”
Also Bear Grylls: *Proceeds to jump in from a helicopter* 😂
His Skeleton floats up a few seconds later.
@@parkertulk7485😮
The virgin Sons of The Forest vs the chad Man vs Wild for Xbox 360
I was reading vs vs vs vs vs
Pissing myself laughing 😂😂 I might drink it 🤔
You better not waste what mother nature gives you🤨🫵
Gimme some😢
Loose lois
I've been down lately and you guys always make me feel better.
Me too but we move forward.
Solid Snake = Snake Eater
Bear Grylls = Piss Drinker?
Don't you mean Naked Snake?
NO THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE
@@sketch77777true
Snake Eater - Jack, Naked Snake aka Big boss
@@sketch77777Bear snake?
I wouldn't say nobody played it. Matt McMuscles (best friends) played this nearly a decade ago and I still quote it to this day. "His balls are filled to burst with poison!"
I showed my dad that video and to this day will quote “dickbiters” 😂
yep, i bought this game because of two best friends, RIP
I was looking for this comment
Ironically, this will not be the first duo on yt I’ve seen play this game. I hope someone else remembers the “Two Best Friends Play” show too lmao
this era of xbox 360 was iconic. reminds of the championship paintball and pure atv games
"how is there bear tracks here, was the bear platforming??" Loool The mission being 'escape Canada' just makes this so much better. Omg.
I always remember the episode where literally out of the gate the dude was squeezing fresh shit to drink the juices coming out, like he had barely left the carpark into the national park
Nahhh the hollowed snake urinal/canteen combo is INSANE
This was a weird time in gaming. It's like the industry didn't know where it was going for about four years.
It’s still that way 😂😂
Maybe for Xbox😂 I remember they released a Burger king game too.
"To be able to survive in the wild - you have to drink your own piss" "Just get a snake, gut it and you'll survive for days, stay tuned for more episodes where I say a bunch of crazy survival advice, meanwhile my staff serves up proper meals on the side behind the camera, but we won't talk about that on this show - with my experience to teach you, there will be no obstacle nor deadly disease to prevent you surviving in the wild!" - *Bear Grylls proceeds to shrink and crawl into shadowy bushes like Golum*
that moment when youre think youre smart.... but you arent. obviously they serve real food there. this is a educational show, not a documentary.
@@BratislavMetulski Wasn't claiming to be some genius - was just a joke about how a bunch used to think he legit would only rely on the stuff he found in the wild. Not much to it than facts. Maybe a lame joke, but I wasn't trying to prove I'm smart. And I don't need to prove anything to you. Have a good one.
@@BratislavMetulski the show is nowhere near educational. In fact, most of the "survival" stunts he does will actually kill you quicker. For starters, in no way should you ever drink your own piss, even when dehydrated. The salts and ammonia will only quicken your dehydration. It's bodily waste for a reason.
@@BratislavMetulskiyou actually think it's educational? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@BratislavMetulski
Digging things out of animal feces to eat is, in your view, good survival advice?
Used his bare ‘Bear’ hands 2:36 😂
17:36 completely failing that sliding section in the worst way possible reminds me of when you just dont press any buttons during Heavy Rain chase sequences. Just absolute calamity 😂
Ironically a lot of the stuff Bear tells people to do when lost in the wild would actually endanger your life further.
No, he is the real deal. The show was still just a show though.
@@bjornironsides6474 I just find it hard to believe that soldiers would be taught to do things that would compromise their ability to fight.
It's like some SAS guys were breaking his balls "Yeah Bear! Eat those millipedes and climb into that maggot riddled decomposing sheep carcass! We do it all the time!"
@@MadastheHatter13 that’s because they don’t need to do it when the mission goes as planned.
His whole shtick of drinking piss is the *_last_* thing you want to do when dehydrated. It's not far off from drinking seawater.
@@bjornironsides6474you do know it’s like public news about the time random people stumbled upon him hanging out with the film crew surrounded by pop up tents with coolers full of ice and drinks and a foldable table and a entire commercial RV with a kitchen that was making food for him and the film crew? Yeah he’s cool and can climb down a cliff on a vine like Jorge of the jungle but most of that show was like 95% just entertainment. He even issued a public apology.
when it showed the deer near the water I actually thought that Bear Grylls gonna jump out like an alligator and kill the deer XD
I thought it actually was bear for too long 😭
@@Jordan_Starr hahahaha
Actually imagine Gordon Ramsay and Bear Grylls on an expedition. The entertainment possibilities are endless
This was definitely a fever dreamy type of game to see.
His face is like if Max Payne was being smug
I feel so bad for anyone who had to work on this game, like imagine having to grin through making this in order to feed your family
I bought this game for my stepfather, it was his birthday and he never opened the package.😂
You were a terrible stepson
You are an amazing stepson
You are a stepson
😂 lol!!
Being a stepson is like being a step without being a son.
11:20 guess we won't get anymore seasons of Man vs Wild now because Bear Grylls was mauled to death, ironically by a bear 😁
The bear grylled him over a fire.
@@Sparrow9612 oh man that was a good one why didn't I think of that 😁
Bear Grylls, but he *Grylled* himself in the game😂😂😂
@@baoquoc3710seriously, why didn’t I think of these, these are golden
@@matthewavery2934 hoping one day could bought this game for all the shits and lols🤣
One of the weirdest games they licensed everything back then you should try deadliest catch the game
The moment he jumped over the bear and then went right into drinking piss from the snake carcass just sent me 😂😂😂
Two best friends playing this is a classic youtube video. RIP two best friends
*BEAR IS INCAPACITATED*
Fighting the hotel manager for free breakfast is the boss fight
2:35 “omg did he use his bare hands on that” No sir, he used his Bear hands 😂😂😂
So, random fun fact. I was at my old university like 4/5 years ago and going down a stair when I met some guy who look like Bear Grylls like A LOT. I was like "huh. Funny." Skip two hours and a friend come and show me his BEAR GRYLLS AUTOGRAPH.
I'VE MET THE GUY AND DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNISE HIM. He was there for some talk or something cant remember.
This game saved my life I'm only alive because of what I learned from playing this game in the wilderness
A stick, a snake, and a bladder of piss can save your life
I owned this game. There was one point where you had to jump on to a moving train that I never could time correctly. Never finished it.
,,All you had to do was to follow the damn Train, Bear, instead of drinking your own Piss!!!"
12:20 "Oh my go- Of course there's a platforming segment. Hold on, i need some for piss for this." 😂
You know how Bear Grylls survives out in the wilderness? Successfully completing QTEs.
Was having a rough day today, but i watched this on my lunch break in my car and you guys had me laughing out loud! So funny! Thank you guys 😁
Lmao the intro is wild lol “and today I am going to drink my own piss on Xbox” lmao 🤣
Forget Green Hell, this is the real survival experience.
My stomach hurts laughing… the ANGLE they chose to show him drinking piss is so intense!! It’s like make sure the players can see the highlighter urine go into his mouth from the DEAD SNAKE… I’m dying
I used to love watching Bear Grylls Man Vs Wild back then. 😄
I saw the game advertised for PS3 too. Good thing I didn't waste my money. 😅
God I remember watching Two Best Friends Play play this game years ago. I completely forgot about this game
Dudes can literaly climb on thin air he should be the next assassin protagionist in assassins creed with such skill
I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY THE GREATEST 😂 0:47
Literally!
The true hero is the camera guy. He runs through the entire same stuff, but also carries the camera equipment at the same time.
Been binge watching all the Mind Pulp videos, thank god they dropped this banger. Where do yall find these games 😂
I’d happily keep watching you guys play through the whole game, this is hilarious!
probably easier to survive in the wild than it is to summon the will to complete this
His netflix live action choices "game" was so much fun. Me and my buddy were super baked and did all the bad choices and you can kill him a ton of different ways. It's honestly great fun.
9:07 lol I thought that Reference in the Bluey Video was a Joke. Happy to see that it wasn't 😂
I'm so happy Jake Gyllenhaal is now canon to Mind Pulp lore
This game is actually a masterpiece. A real hidden gem. Big part of my childhood. I was 20 when this came out, but still, big part of my childhood.
I remember when TBFP played this 🥲 good memories
They should have added pizza slices as collectibles but he only collects them when the cameras are off
i like you guys but the smoothie shit joke was TOO FAR...
This took me back to the “2 best friends play” series, the most memorable episode for me is when they played this game
I need to see bear without shirt fighting a bear 😂
7:53
Imagine being the person who had to animate Bear Grylls getting blown by a snake.
Say what you want, this show was amazing when I was a kid
Yes it was
Bear Gyrlls jumping out of a helicopter on a island in the middle of nowhere was the inspiration for all Battle Royale games
1:34 is Shaq holding a grenade launcher?
I bought this a couple months ago but haven’t been able to bring myself to play it yet
I dont care if he use to stay in hotels.
He stabbed a wild boar in the neck and guzzled the blood pouring out like a faucet.
So he killed an animal for nothing
He drank its blood. So upped his fluids 🤓☝️.@@crappymeal
@@TheReZisTLust waste of time and life
So, funny story time😃. When I played this game, on the first level. I caught a snake, pissed into its carcass. Went to some log to catch worms, intentionally ate only the poison worms, which made Bear vomit. The thirst meter was progressively reaching 0. Bear needed a drink...FAST! So I rushed to a delicious fresh water river, and instead of drinking the water. I stood in the middle of the river, and whipped out that rotting snake carcass, With old stale fermented morning piss🤤. And happily chugged ALL the piss down, not missing a single drop🍻. Bears thirst was quenched, pants drenched in water. And proceeded to complete the mission. 10/10 game. Would not play again!!👍👍😃
He slept in hotels too 😂 0:32
I played hell out of this as kid but the last mission had a bug that i could never get past 😂
I like the Survivorman show with Les Stroud better.
Survivorman was real. Man v wild was staged.
Survivorman was the result of Stroud continually sending Discovery Channel videos of himself wandering around in the woods alone until they finally gave him a show, lol
I get it’s from 2011, but I’m confident that even with all the survival games it could’ve taken inspiration from, it still would’ve turned out like this.
I’m getting into these weird games now just watch Jack ass 😂
This was the funniest commentary everrrr the puma attack music and the platforming bear 😂
I’m sold. Ebay here I go!
Just found your videos today y’all are funny I enjoyed this video 😂
I actually have this game on the PS3! It’s definitely not great, but the nostalgia is there 😂😂😂
You should check out the “lost” video game. It looks similar to this game but plays like a prealpha amnesia game.
2:30 is giving me flashbacks to the catwoman game... ptsd is real man
I’ve never seen a vid by you two before but man, I was laughing throughout the whole video 😂
I’ll forever remember the Two Best Friends Play video on this. So much nostalgia
Mind pulp vs wild now that would be a major W
Therapist:"Looksmaxxing Bear Grylls is not real he can't hurt you"
Meanwhile Looksmaxxing Bear Grylls: 2:09
Did he just use his Bear hands?
He wasnt gunna use someone else's, he is a survival expert. 😂
I never thought this day would come.
when i was younger i was given an Xbox 360 and this game came with it. it would be the only game i would ever play but the only game i would ever need to play. with that said, this game was my childhood how could you not like it.
You guys are the best.. Found your Lost Via Domus video the other day and I'm hooked on watching you lol
I need 2 of these a week guys, no more 10 days in between each drop, don't care if you have lives, they're too funny.
Next video is already in the oven!
@@MindPulp awesome, love to hear it
lmao the piss drinking snake had me in tears. love yals vids
I love how he turned around, paused for a while and started waving his arms.