Trump Turns Down COVID Vaccines & Ted Cruz Can’t Handle the Truth

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ธ.ค. 2020
  • Jimmy talks about the color of the year announcement, the Trump Administration passing on the chance to get an additional 100 million doses of the COVID-19 vaccines, everyone lying throughout the pandemic, half of Americans wanting to “wait and see” before they get the vaccine, TH-cam taking down videos that claim the election was fraud, Trump’s terrible record in court and asking Ted Cruz to argue on his behalf in front of SCOTUS, a new product from MyPillow, and to commemorate the first night of Hanukkah we take to the street for a round of “Jewish Holiday or Prescription Medication!”
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  • @khalilhabermann2271
    @khalilhabermann2271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    Get Guillermo a chair with a backrest for Christmas

    • @paulshutts6412
      @paulshutts6412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Shot 🥃 of oj

    • @imfromdowntown
      @imfromdowntown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Khalil Habermann Nah. Guillermo used to stand the entire time the cameras were rolling. Now he gets to sit and backless stools and chairs promote proper posture which is great for your spine.

    • @candielandssweetadventures
      @candielandssweetadventures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @1indefinitetruth
      @1indefinitetruth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YES!!! 😂😂

    • @jeniferjohnson374
      @jeniferjohnson374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Daniel Flores or after it😅

  • @b0ricko
    @b0ricko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    AS CARLIN ONCE POINTED OUT: IF YOU'RE BORN IN THIS WORLD, YOU GOT A TICKET TO THE FREAK SHOW. IF YOU'RE BORN IN THE USA, YOU GOT A FRONT ROW SEAT.

    • @stevencruise5516
      @stevencruise5516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thanks for reminding us about that quote, one of my faves from a brilliant mind who is sorely missed. George Carlin was the best!

    • @susanmozda910
      @susanmozda910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mr. Carlin’s brain would be swelling from the amount of material formed over the last few years.

    • @stevencruise5516
      @stevencruise5516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@susanmozda910 dont those comedians have the easiest job in the world these days?

    • @MrWhodini22
      @MrWhodini22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stevencruise5516 Not really. You can't go to over the top ludicrous with either the Trump administration in the US or the Johnson administration over here in the UK.
      Pretty much whatever stupid stuff you come up with, can be met with a "yeah they probably said that.".

    • @jamesmccarte1609
      @jamesmccarte1609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrWhodini22 As someone said, every time you think Trump couldn't said any thing more stupid, he proves you wrong! lol

  • @tanyajackson-smith7885
    @tanyajackson-smith7885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Attorneys should have their licenses suspended for ridiculous charges that don’t have physical evidence,
    wasting the courts’ time, and taxpayers’ money.

    • @rynwildfire4444
      @rynwildfire4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes however the fact that no one will ever hire them again may have to do

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought that's what the Bar Association did to chronic filers of frivolous lawsuits - that or maybe the judges should start slapping them with contempt of court. It's truly a waste of judicial resources and it legitimizes a farce that is badly eroding democracy. If ever there was a case for contempt, I think that's it.

    • @Trish-fv7ck
      @Trish-fv7ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The President of the House says he will not seat the 106 slime ball anarchist Congressmen who signed the latest lawsuit presented to SCOTUS.. Best news I heard all day.

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Trish-fv7ck We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest, ♥️♥️

    • @lisachaput2952
      @lisachaput2952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1,500 lawyers sent a letter to the bar association, calling for sanctions for Trump's attorneys and sent evidence with their letter last week

  • @LahainaStrong444
    @LahainaStrong444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm glad Jimmy is with us. Comforting!

  • @petuniapop7819
    @petuniapop7819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1625

    Bruh. Who ever is doing Kimmel's deepfake videos is TOO good at it. That Rudy will give me nightmares.

    • @mikotomisaka8714
      @mikotomisaka8714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Kimmel is notorious for having some INCREDIBLE people editing staff. The special effects are so amazing they're worthy of being in block buster movies in plenty of cases.

    • @carolinenjeri6793
      @carolinenjeri6793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lllll

    • @caspa7
      @caspa7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Uncanny for sure!

    • @PresidentUSVI
      @PresidentUSVI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mehnnnnnn, I was just about to comment the same thing.

    • @edwardwright5377
      @edwardwright5377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Looked like Robert Duvall

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I’m a nurse and I will be in line to get the vaccine. If I can look after patients and have a vaccine on board I’m there...

    • @meganh4011
      @meganh4011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you hang in from a PCA

    • @porfi3765
      @porfi3765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you for what you do! 😷💙

    • @nicholeb2746
      @nicholeb2746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You deserve it and more!Add Ptsd therapy and a vacation!

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you know any extra info on the vaccine 💉?

    • @patcyzauskas7216
      @patcyzauskas7216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your employer will make it mandatory. One year I was told no flu shot, no work. I’m allergic to eggs and can not take them so I wasn’t allow to work. I felt bad for my ICU coworkers.
      We need you to be protected so you can continue to be a nurse

  • @hopeforbetter382
    @hopeforbetter382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Wisdom and Courage are two words hardly to associate with Trump administration!

  • @thomasm9384
    @thomasm9384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Much love to cast and crew! Guillermo is a national treasure!!!

  • @romans7842
    @romans7842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    I thought it was Rudy until I saw his teeth were straight and then I knew he was an impersonator.

    • @lyndajames6396
      @lyndajames6396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, if they had given him yellow hippopotamus tusks, he would have been perfect.

    • @gmonie619
      @gmonie619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think its a deep fake yeah? I cant tell anymore!!

    • @fashionwithcora1062
      @fashionwithcora1062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol...I thought the same thing 😁😁

    • @oso7223
      @oso7223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's too clean to be a good rendering effect. The artist should have add little more dirt in the cheeks or the color a little to be the thing that it is.

    • @lolawants2008
      @lolawants2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gmonie619 They are BLENDING deep fakes with a stand-in actor… I had to watch the Trump one so many times because I decided it was a deep fake and then I was like no wait it’s an actor LOL it’s both. They’re somehow laying parts and features on top of an actor. This one should’ve opened his eyes more crazy. But the reason it looks so real it’s because it kind of is, like on Trump the part that got me was his skin. Because it really was trumps big ugly orange pores haha

  • @DayDreamerbyDhang
    @DayDreamerbyDhang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Wow! Two men calling each other liars are now best buddies 😂😂😂😂
    "Jerks of the same feathers lies together!"

    • @coloradomushman
      @coloradomushman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Liars*

    • @patriciaselwyn799
      @patriciaselwyn799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just so sad, and everyone in the globe wonders: is this America?

    • @aadeezology9743
      @aadeezology9743 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@patriciaselwyn799 Yeah i am. Cant believe i actually wanted to come to ur country for studies man. I still love Americans, some of them are great but i will try not to touch America with a 50,0000000000000 light years long pole.

    • @youreoffline4934
      @youreoffline4934 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll use this quote so often and I'll not bother crediting you because I'm a daydreamer too

  • @bobjolly7795
    @bobjolly7795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love this guy.....we could all use a hefty dose of his good humor

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jimmy, your writers are out doing themselves this month...they better have gotten large Christmas bonuses.

  • @YungJ
    @YungJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Those deep fakes they’ve been doing are wild bro 😂

    • @francescomarialeo
      @francescomarialeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      they should mark it as fake...

    • @philguy8563
      @philguy8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's funny now, but wait till the deep fakes of Obama and Clinton plotting with our lizard overlords are pushed out to the QAnon accounts..

    • @ShadyBear420
      @ShadyBear420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should check out Sassy Justice on YT by the creators of South Park!!!

    • @somelolplayer6199
      @somelolplayer6199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Love the deepfake, but yeah, as a general rule everywhere there should be a disclaimer somewhere 🙄

    • @xl000
      @xl000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not a deepfake though.
      Same actor used at 11:02...
      Deepfakes are not that good yet.

  • @adriennebolles711
    @adriennebolles711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    That lady on the medication or Jewish holiday quiz did great especially for not being able to see spelling. He ought to give better prizes a little money for these rough times to such a cool lady.

    • @reginaphalange3225
      @reginaphalange3225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I second that! 😁

    • @rosed3607
      @rosed3607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jimmy Kimmel did an awful job pronouncing those celebratory days and holidays I couldn't stop laughing or shaking my head 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      What would my grandmother think
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hudson5610
    @hudson5610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "Trump deserves his day in court" - yes, yes he does and I am sure he will get much more than one day in court and hopefully many years in jail.

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

    • @hudson5610
      @hudson5610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @john linford May not be enough room for Biden after Trump and all his corrupt cronies fill up all the prisons.

    • @jerbear1601
      @jerbear1601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trump and his family will not see one day in court or jail. The lawyers may see some court but he will walk away and that is a big problem.

    • @hudson5610
      @hudson5610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jerbear1601 It would be a problem - but I have faith in NY and hopefully they will not fail us.

    • @jerbear1601
      @jerbear1601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hudson5610 The smart money says he will walk, his family will walk and all of his friends will get pardons. Even Biden says it should all be let go and carry on. What a frigging joke.

  • @aberdeenhank4038
    @aberdeenhank4038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Haha! First they called him "Lyin' Ted" and now they call him "Lion Ted".

  • @tomd8019
    @tomd8019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    That gnarly car fart at 14:06 really stole the show. 💨 😂

    • @nicholeb2746
      @nicholeb2746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can you say Trump supporter? 🤣

  • @dyskelia
    @dyskelia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I find jimmy so re-assuring. Makes me feel better

    • @kamharmon2463
      @kamharmon2463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reassuring is one word, no hyphen necessary.

    • @nicholasbiddle7893
      @nicholasbiddle7893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kamharmon2463 Actually, you can hyphenate that word. Re assuring would be incorrect but either of the ways above is acceptable.

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicholasbiddle7893 We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

    • @kamharmon2463
      @kamharmon2463 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicholasbiddle7893Yeah I could check in to it but you're probably right. Language, with all its syntax and spelling and grammar, etc is a fluid kinda thing. I took high school English in 1985, it was just one word then.

    • @martintaper7997
      @martintaper7997 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has a very highly tuned radar for the absurd, and the absurd is trending in these times.

  • @alexklein2029
    @alexklein2029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Yellvis is not leaving the building" :-DDD

  • @lovelylioness7827
    @lovelylioness7827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of my favorite ways to start the morning before work... watching the monologue from the night before. I love Jimmy’s delivery and timing.

  • @seanpatrick1243
    @seanpatrick1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    “Freedom loving” Ted Cruz removed my comment from his TH-cam channel when I quoted those very words on his channel.

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There's a quote somewhere about the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist. Pretty sure this relates.

    • @BlackWind90
      @BlackWind90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Of course, it's freedom of speech, not freedom to comment on youtube to remind him how much of a hypocrite he is.

    • @seanpatrick1243
      @seanpatrick1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@BlackWind90
      Hypocrite is about the nicest thing I could call him. And I say nice things compared to what his Republican colleagues say about him.

    • @Trish-fv7ck
      @Trish-fv7ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did the same thing to me.

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gmork1090 We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

  • @rhemaprice5679
    @rhemaprice5679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Hey stay safe everybody

    • @Patricia-uu6wo
      @Patricia-uu6wo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same to you!!!

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Remember wash your hands and wear your masks 😷. Peace.

    • @jeniferjohnson374
      @jeniferjohnson374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks! Same to you!!

    • @Zeldas_Lullaby
      @Zeldas_Lullaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you, you too!

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember to wash your masks and wear your hands 🤗

  • @JohnTLyon
    @JohnTLyon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Watching Rudy turn into a bat was totally wicked!!! Kudos to whoever does your videos!!!

  • @lovepet4565
    @lovepet4565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Its not the STATE its one person: the GOP ag
    Utah Gov disagrees w his AG saying he never even conferenced with him on doing this.

    • @coultergill7728
      @coultergill7728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He and his Lt Governor actually condemned Reyes

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coultergill7728 We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

  • @krullzs
    @krullzs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "Wisdom and courage"
    "Wants to nuke a hurricane and
    hides in a bunker"

    • @MrThejboe3oh5
      @MrThejboe3oh5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol sounds crazy but this has been studied since the 50s and cloud seeding really does happen,look up how China is actively manipulating the climate in their region, they have a whole unit responsible for it and nuking hurricanes actually has alot of study around it being effective or not, its been a legit questionable option for a very long time...tho I'd rather not be around if ever it got clearance being in the hurricane alley and all.

    • @jamisonplotkin3091
      @jamisonplotkin3091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MrThejboe3oh5 no 👎 nuking hurricanes is stupid.

    • @MrThejboe3oh5
      @MrThejboe3oh5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamisonplotkin3091 well then I guess you didn't really understand anything I said because not once did I say it was a good idea,I did acknowledge that I wouldn't want any part of it or to be around if ever it became an actual option.

    • @MrThejboe3oh5
      @MrThejboe3oh5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamisonplotkin3091 all I said was that the idea of nuking a hurricane isn't something stupid he thought of,it has been an idea and researched by scientists since the 50s of being possibly a way to weaken a hurricane or disrupt it long enough to break its formation.But im sure you were very aware of it being in speculation since the 50s and I wasn't telling anyone anything new that they didn't already know🤷‍♂️

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrThejboe3oh5 Cloud seeding and nuking Hurricanes are two completely different things.
      One is sprinkling the cloud with - I believe iodine or silver-iodine to create accumulation spots for water dropletts to collect and rain off - befor for example hitting areas you don't want rain, like parades or stuff.
      And nuking hurricanes might have been studied for a time - especially in the 50' where you could solve everything with a proper nuke... Allthough... it might be a) a bit unpredictable - being a violent explosion in a powerful weather phenomenon... It's a bit like firing frozen chicken in airplane-turbines in order to stop them. Might work. Might not work - anyway it's going to be messy.
      And b) also weather phenomenons don't care for borders - and neighbouring countries might be a bit miffed about nukes being exploded in their vacinity - especially with the fallout and all that.
      Also there are a few international agreements about not using the weather as weapon or manipulating weather on a large scale...
      Yes. It has been studied - and disregarded for literally not being worth the risk.
      edit: wording

  • @emiynu
    @emiynu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jimmy has the best special effects/ graphics crew in late night.

  • @MrKev7
    @MrKev7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This show is the best out of all the "LATE NIGHT" ones 👍🏼💯

  • @timduggan1962
    @timduggan1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And Laurie at the end? Priceless!!! Give her a job!!!

  • @Jons007
    @Jons007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I can't believe you didn't mention the Sen Gohmert's embarrassing tooth/denture loss on camera!! That was hilarious

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

    • @Jons007
      @Jons007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Clyde i looked through it. Longest 30 seconds of my life!!

  • @mercator79
    @mercator79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That contestant was awesome! Not only did a great job with the answers, but has a great personality too!

  • @suzannemulvehill2215
    @suzannemulvehill2215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching Jimmy Kimmel Live Reminds me of watching Saturday night live in the late 1970s. Only it’s five days a week instead of one! Daily dose of laughter and news🌜🌚🌞❄️⛈☃️

  • @thomasbabcock5174
    @thomasbabcock5174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You got me again Jimmy, that Rudy was too real.😂 you can only fool me 5-6 more times and i will catch on. Stay Safe Everyone.

  • @berylaldred6833
    @berylaldred6833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Trump talking about himself again he just got the names mixed up..

    • @soleilm3866
      @soleilm3866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My thoughts exactly

    • @wealthyprosperous628
      @wealthyprosperous628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hunter Biden

    • @soleilm3866
      @soleilm3866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wealthyprosperous628 what about Hunter abiden?..

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soleilm3866 We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

  • @mikeb7826
    @mikeb7826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Wisdom and courage; two attributes trump does not have!

    • @wealthyprosperous628
      @wealthyprosperous628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hunter Biden

    • @Taszyful
      @Taszyful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wealthyprosperous628 anything more ? Or just that ?

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wealthyprosperous628 bugs bunny . i can blurt out random names too . your turn again .

    • @Taszyful
      @Taszyful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Egon Pax lol what exactly are you guys arguing about here ? You like oranges but I hate apples?
      You trump fans get triggered so quickly

    • @mikeb7826
      @mikeb7826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Taszmaniia Gaming, I watch Jimmy to have a laugh, trumpturds watch Jimmy to get wound up! 😅😂😅😇

  • @pas84av2
    @pas84av2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a Jets fan...that hurts, and I agree.

    • @debbieedwards420
      @debbieedwards420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just losing just like the Detroit Lions

    • @Sombra_Azul_
      @Sombra_Azul_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@debbieedwards420 Damn!

  • @Eisenarsch
    @Eisenarsch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The poor Giuliani impersonator looks exactly like Rudy...

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It must really suck to look like Rudy.

  • @leedevlin8260
    @leedevlin8260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I think free speech is over rated when ppl cant act responsibly and refuse to distinguish basic truth and lies

    • @HeathWatts
      @HeathWatts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The good thing about free speech is that we can fact check their lies and call them out. If we didn't have free speech, Trump and other politicans might make it illegal to question their lies.

    • @oasiscrushinglife6878
      @oasiscrushinglife6878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Freedom of speech includes the freedom to lie

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HeathWatts We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basic truth is synonomous with whatever the authority mainstream says? That's scary.

    • @HeathWatts
      @HeathWatts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Clyde Thanks. What would the theme be?

  • @immertoll1
    @immertoll1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Rudy won’t look that good in a million years.

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willritter4076 We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

    • @Teas4Sissies1
      @Teas4Sissies1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But Rudy will look great in orange!

  • @samanthak5831
    @samanthak5831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Jimmy for keeping me laughing. Blessings everyone

  • @ksc743
    @ksc743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Ted Cruz: "Trump is one of the biggest liars on earth."
    Jimmy "oh that was before Ted lost his backbone."
    So frikkin true🤣🤣🤣

    • @nicole6323
      @nicole6323 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @gary s same with trump

  • @dianefanning9646
    @dianefanning9646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Says the man who has no idea what COURAGE is.

    • @nicholeb2746
      @nicholeb2746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or wisdom...

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nicholeb2746 Or integrity. Kindness. Forgiveness. Mercy. Intelligence. Loyalty. Humility. The list goes on and on.

  • @DonnaSnyder
    @DonnaSnyder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Excellent monologue. Thank you.

  • @susanwilliams1594
    @susanwilliams1594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love Colbert, but Kimmel is the best. He’s as 21st century Carson.

  • @livelife365
    @livelife365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "There is also a plane in America where a guy wears diapers...it's called Airforce One!"

    • @dragonballflee9882
      @dragonballflee9882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wonder if biden can run the country from the old folks home 😂

    • @thierrykeefe
      @thierrykeefe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringe

    • @unknownpresident
      @unknownpresident 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your calling my burger rapper my diaper ?

    • @maskdwn4445
      @maskdwn4445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No doubt, big baby trump.. 🤣 👶

    • @jamesmccarte1609
      @jamesmccarte1609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dragonballflee9882 Hmmmm, there is what, 3 years difference between him and Trump? And by the way, the idea that age makes someone disabled is total bullshit

  • @PierreBibeau-tj6of
    @PierreBibeau-tj6of 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Wisdow and Courage?????? Man-child and cowardliness.

    • @aleisaetheridge8682
      @aleisaetheridge8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For Real. Is Trump asking what the meaning of those words r ? I'm sure He doesn't know.

    • @rileylabski
      @rileylabski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was too busy with his heel spurs to muster any courage. Interestingly, his feet hurt bad enough to keep him from being drafted but he seems to do just fine on the golf course, day in day out . . .

  • @DibIrken
    @DibIrken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Holy smokes! I really thought that was Rudy. 😳😳😳

  • @rkeller8141
    @rkeller8141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not hearing or seeing as frequent Txxxx has felt like being released from a mental hospital. There still news about him, his denial of reality that he lost, and looking like he’s off his meds, but the 24/7 of feeling his oppressiveness has left my head. I am grateful for January 2021.

  • @lilmissgeee7193
    @lilmissgeee7193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ted Cruz just popped up, said "im gonna tell you what I think of Donald Trump...." n then my viewing was interrupted by an advert for homeless shelter during the pandemic 🤣🤣🤣 oh the irony 😂💯👏

  • @eddym5532
    @eddym5532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Ted Cruz, is a natural brown nose.

    • @aaahandynewtry5978
      @aaahandynewtry5978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's growing out his beard hoping we won't notice.

    • @karenhearne
      @karenhearne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just as bad as desantis

  • @perfectstudents8361
    @perfectstudents8361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    We are embarrassed that Lyin' Ted represents our great state of Texas.

    • @uptheirons06
      @uptheirons06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol no we are not. Would you rather be sold out to China?

    • @zestymashup7645
      @zestymashup7645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@uptheirons06 get off infowars you sheep

    • @uptheirons06
      @uptheirons06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zestymashup7645 don’t like infowars, but I mean Biden and his family literally took millions from China, the Ukraine, and Russia. Proof actually exists, unlike the Trump Russian Collusion Hoax, but you’re too dense to see it. Forget left and Right, Republican vs Democrat, how about truth in politics and representing the people, and not being crooked pieces of doo? Or are you selectively blind to it? Let me guess, Eric Swalwell is a stellar guy who never knew he was sleeping with a Chinese spy right? Damn you infowars! You know cause things like
      This never happen! I mean democrats literally killed off JFK, but hey, come on man! Ever wonder why the MSM, and far left have you wondering about Tax returns, while they literally benefit off of foreign deals? Nah you’re too brainwashed or maybe you’re brain dead. You tell me.

    • @zestymashup7645
      @zestymashup7645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@uptheirons06 Did I say I was a democrat? Hunter Biden is being investigated and if he is guilty that's bad for him but 1. Joe Biden is not Hunter Biden and 2. Investigation doesn't mean guilt. I never said anything about Swalwell and don't condemn his actions if they are true. But innocent until proven guilty right? Sounds like you are just rattled your butt buddy trump lost the election by a landslide! Maybe 2024 will treat you better.

    • @zestymashup7645
      @zestymashup7645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@uptheirons06 Also, you say the democratic party killed JFK, yet JFK himself was a democrat at the top of the party...So was it a suicide? Or is the non-MSM which is clearly more credible according to you (because they cater to people like you who believe the world is out to get them-the vaccine is going to microchip me! Rich people are evil!) telling you that it was a suicide?

  • @timduggan1962
    @timduggan1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "Slumber Sack" is effing BRILLIANT!!! EPIC!

  • @duvessa2003
    @duvessa2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are the man, Jimmy! You always make me laugh. I hope you will parody the living hell out of anyone who doesn’t get on board for Bernie Sander’s direct payments. My holiday wish for them is that they will begin to look, on the outside, like what they’re made of on the inside!

  • @richardalexander5758
    @richardalexander5758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    MAGA Diapers, now that's going to be a big seller this Christmas.

    • @eroscreatives
      @eroscreatives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In Australia, we've still got Dump Trump Dunny rolls from 2016. We've kept them as a relic of the weirdest and most banal presidency in modern history. I saw one of these dump trump dunny rolls in a pub a few years ago and someone had written above the toilet roll dispenser "Photos of Trump. To develop, wipe."

    • @richardalexander5758
      @richardalexander5758 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eroscreatives I need to visit Australia...Thanks for sharing that!!!

    • @wealthyprosperous628
      @wealthyprosperous628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BIDEN WILL BE THE FIRST CUSTOMER. Hunter BIDEN will make his father proud!

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eroscreatives
      We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

    • @youreoffline4934
      @youreoffline4934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooooooohhhhh

  • @MausMasher54
    @MausMasher54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Cruz is in Epstein's lil black book....

    • @aleisaetheridge8682
      @aleisaetheridge8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's what I think and Graham too. They were all about how awful Trump was before He got the goods on them. Even Trumps new little lawyer , Jenna Ellis talked about how awful Trump was. Trump has something r he's paid 'biggly 'for all that loyalty.

    • @nicholeb2746
      @nicholeb2746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He looks like a kiddie tickler 🤢

    • @nicholeb2746
      @nicholeb2746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He looks like a kiddie tickler 🤢

    • @jlobiafra
      @jlobiafra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aleisaetheridge8682 dont be silly, lyndsey graham dont like females

    • @aleisaetheridge8682
      @aleisaetheridge8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jlobiafra lmao Your so right. What was I thinking ?

  • @dave1960
    @dave1960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How ironic the two liars are now bestie.🤣😂🤣

  • @rondellthreadgate8092
    @rondellthreadgate8092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Guillermo’s laugh , it makes me smile !

  • @fifthbusiness1678
    @fifthbusiness1678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Jimmy, I don’t know who dresses you, but he/she is doing a great job. You always have excellent, perfect-fitting suits.

  • @hollywood5199
    @hollywood5199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I thought that was Guliani for real;

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest, ♥️♥️

    • @wonderyearsdouche475
      @wonderyearsdouche475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HoTTo DoGGu!

    • @FootballFanLeanne
      @FootballFanLeanne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Clyde ... geeez. How many invites are you giving out? You sound hard up for content.

  • @michaeltrimble7680
    @michaeltrimble7680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s sad when you have to turn to satirists for hope in this country! Thank you for helping us laugh through these hard times, Jimmy!

  • @dcamron46
    @dcamron46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Referred to weed, alcohol and Percocet in 15m... Dude I'm tryna stay clean over here, what gives!?

  • @ldsargent3553
    @ldsargent3553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That was fun. Thanks to Brett and the Jimmy Kimmel staff for the cool swag!

  • @thomaslheureux3846
    @thomaslheureux3846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    OMG that guy looks just like Rudy Giuliani

    • @wickiuprat
      @wickiuprat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it is Rudy or video Rudy they must have some superior technology I think to make these videos look and sound real. Very cool.

    • @Gingerhannah23
      @Gingerhannah23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seriously 👍🏻

    • @mamamayhem7125
      @mamamayhem7125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its a deepfake.

    • @kingdavid9252
      @kingdavid9252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deep fakes getting good.

    • @Gingerhannah23
      @Gingerhannah23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @PR King hahahahaha yes, girl 🙌🏻 dead giveaway 😂😂

  • @christophgoddertz58
    @christophgoddertz58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Rudy Part right in the beginning is so great .... i first heard the voice , looked with one eye and thought it was him ..... well done 👍🏻 and a big laught

  • @russellwilliams5336
    @russellwilliams5336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ''I'll take that shot in my eyeball if it means I can go out for dinner'... I am dead, that f******ng killed me!!

  • @chrisstaats9398
    @chrisstaats9398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The white dodge truck rolling coal at the 14min mark is awesome! Well played fellas well played

  • @harryschaefer5887
    @harryschaefer5887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Percocet & Matzo ball soup sounds like a winner!

  • @neillconroymni6906
    @neillconroymni6906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a phenomenal intro! Congratulations, Jimmy! But don't even whisper that there were 2 winners in the election! My heart cannot take the shock.

    • @lydialas1649
      @lydialas1649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hi Neill how are you doing

  • @kingloxx471
    @kingloxx471 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whenever they talk about these "National Surveys" ... I always wonder how in 33 years on earth, I've NEVER been called to participate in these surveys... Hmmm. Who the hell are they polling?

  • @bode7164
    @bode7164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Jimmy should be way more generous with the people playing his little games. His prizes now are a rip off. Lorrie was awesome.

    • @nicholeb2746
      @nicholeb2746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right? People out here dying and broke. No stimulus relief..damn homie share the wealth, its the holidays🙄😒

    • @mikegrand4181
      @mikegrand4181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He gave her free Percocet. What could be a better prize than free opioids?

    • @btwix88
      @btwix88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think she got some Jimmy merch. LD Sargent commented that she had fun and thanked Jimmy for the swag.

    • @Beruthiel45
      @Beruthiel45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah. Last night an adorable kid got false dentures. Thumbs down Jimmy. 🥸

    • @Chavez787
      @Chavez787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude , the Kimmel show has always awarded folks cheap ridiculous prizes.. This is not the Price is Right lol

  • @seanpatrick1243
    @seanpatrick1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Wisdom and Courage
    WC - oh, that makes sense as he is flushing democracy down the toilet.

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

    • @seanpatrick1243
      @seanpatrick1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Clyde
      Sorry, but who are you and what do you represent?

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seanpatrick1243 we're just looking for interesting guests from all walks of life to have a conversation with and share ideas and learn from each other. Please consider it. Hopefully we can count on you as a supporter for now whilst you are still thinking so please hit that subscribe button on the channel ❤️❤️
      Thanks

    • @seanpatrick1243
      @seanpatrick1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Clyde
      Thank you for the offer, but I respectfully decline.
      I do not understand what you wish to discuss and the videos uploaded to your channel seem an homage to Elon Musk. Nothing against Musk in that observation, but I simply have not idea of what your channel is even about not who you are.

  • @tamimtajik
    @tamimtajik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God damn it---I couldn't stop laughing... Jimmy you're amazing.

  • @garywray4875
    @garywray4875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If the Dems take the Senate, they need to have an up or down vote on this question for Republicans - Do you think America should be a democracy or a dictatorship? That would be freaking hilarious!!! Then do it in the House!

  • @lukevorbau
    @lukevorbau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Whenever I see Ted Cruz all I can think bout is the bad lip reading when he opening admits he had burned down a camp with gasoline😂😂

  • @emeraldfox76
    @emeraldfox76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That Lorrie was so adorable! Good work, too!

    • @jaydickey1049
      @jaydickey1049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No kidding, too cute, love to see her smile without the mask.....

  • @bigbeauf_____3167
    @bigbeauf_____3167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I laughed right along Jimmy when that guy smoked up the street, 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.

  • @springsunshine8944
    @springsunshine8944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This show always makes me laugh. Thank you Jimmy

  • @clearfield2009
    @clearfield2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “The caps are locked & loaded.” 👍🏼‼️👍🏼‼️

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Wait, who played giuliani? That was insane.

    • @varma.
      @varma. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's called Deepfake. Search "ctrl shift face" on TH-cam... you're welcome

    • @verdatum
      @verdatum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@varma. I can't tell if you're joking, but in case you aren't, deepfakes don't work that way.

    • @varma.
      @varma. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have u seen some of the newest renders....??? To give you the benefit of doubt, it could also be a really good after effects work. What else do you expect?? They nabbed a Guliani looking twin randomly from the streets???

    • @verdatum
      @verdatum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@varma. I expect they got a good actor and a good makeup artist. So I'd like to know the actor's name. Just like how I'm very fond of the actress who plays Melania Trump on Colbert.

    • @MurphmanCometh
      @MurphmanCometh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@verdatum mm pretty sure that was a deep fake

  • @docnams4870
    @docnams4870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are a rockstar and a stress buster Jimmy sir ... thank you on behalf of medical fraternity for advocating for vaccines and for entertaining us during these tough 10 months and THROUGH THESE HORRIBLE FOUR YEARS ( sorry could not help writing in caps as some people understand the CAPS LANGUAGE Only 😂😂)

  • @miguelv712
    @miguelv712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am from Texas and I can proudly say I voted against Ted Cruz and will do it again

  • @pika23
    @pika23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I'm dying at lion ted 🦁 he'll hold up trump like simba

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then toss him off the cliff at the very first opportunity to be king himself.

    • @Clyde
      @Clyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gmork1090 We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

    • @raygunsforronnie847
      @raygunsforronnie847 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uncle Scar!

  • @RKarmaKill
    @RKarmaKill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Who else is worried about the future. Laugh dont cry 😢

  • @rosedruid
    @rosedruid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mix the 2 colours together and then that’s the real true colour so you have to buy the paint to find out.

  • @witchesofessex1
    @witchesofessex1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 the guilliani impersonation looked and sounded just like him! 😂 and the my pillow commercial 😂😂😂😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "I think he's about to visit the Wizard of Oz."
    A con man who somehow weaseled his way into a leadership position, who went on and on about a witch hunt, has no brain, heart, or courage of his own, a hairdo made of straw, a sidekick made of tin, and has the hands of a munchkin?
    Heck.. he's the whole movie rolled into one guy!

    • @debbieseverson5130
      @debbieseverson5130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow, you did good.

    • @aleisaetheridge8682
      @aleisaetheridge8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True , I don't know if the Wizard would have all the parts needed to make Donald Trump a decent human being r a smart one.

    • @lyndajames6396
      @lyndajames6396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pity he’s not in Kansas now!

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, that's a great joke! Well done.

    • @christianvanhalan7982
      @christianvanhalan7982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope he'd rather end up in HBO's Oz.

  • @TheFrozenFlame05
    @TheFrozenFlame05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I really hope that once the pandemic is over, Jimmy and Guillermo give each other a big hug.

    • @TheFrozenFlame05
      @TheFrozenFlame05 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dylan Lev I can’t tell if ur joking or not. I hope you are.

  • @erwinpatio8160
    @erwinpatio8160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh, you'll get your day in court alright - then, off to prison.

  • @ellakay976
    @ellakay976 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kümmel always has the best monologues of the late night game .

  • @k.e.v.v.y.y
    @k.e.v.v.y.y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I thought jimmy looked high. He must’ve been smoking with Guillermo 😂

  • @silverraven2017
    @silverraven2017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good one tonight Jimmy!!

  • @scottbarton2855
    @scottbarton2855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guillermo smoked a joint in the parking lot! Hahahahahahahaha!

  • @furball8967
    @furball8967 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Slumber Sack skit was priceless!

  • @zinckey5
    @zinckey5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I just saw Rudy Frankenstein, how did I know I saw his teeth looking like a Vampire

    • @lydialas1649
      @lydialas1649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hi Samuel how are you doing

    • @zinckey5
      @zinckey5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lydialas1649 Hey Lydia I am good, and I am soooo happy, have yourself a great weekend

  • @morganpetros9635
    @morganpetros9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just the INTRO to this bit made me give it a thumbs up ...

  • @davidlanders2853
    @davidlanders2853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guillermo always makes me smile.

  • @normanli7085
    @normanli7085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    haha that truck smoked a blunt when Jimmy is trying to give her Anakinra

  • @aldoraine8459
    @aldoraine8459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your show is great. Thank you.

  • @nhlpa17
    @nhlpa17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    MAGA diapers are definitely needed nation wide.

  • @josephinesosingot-raisanen6743
    @josephinesosingot-raisanen6743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Guillermo's laugh

  • @TheCrow2269
    @TheCrow2269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was the best opening 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣