Trump Claims COVID “Affects Virtually Nobody” & CDC Accidentally Tells the Truth
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ย. 2024
- The first day of Fall is upon us, more than 200 new emojis are set to be released yet Jimmy's meatball emoji is still nowhere to be found, newscasters struggle to say “Schitt’s Creek” on air, Jimmy encourages people to register to vote, Republicans rush to fill the empty Supreme Court seat, Trump claims the virus “affects virtually nobody,” something fishy is going on at the CDC, and a fake COVID “health and safety officer” pranks some of our staffers on the first day back.
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Was a blast taping that CDC bit yesterday and see it ready for last night's show. Much appreciated every time Jimmy calls me to do a comedy skit like that.
that was you?
You were GOLD. The deadpan, the increasing frustration... You looked so severe and official at the start I legit wasn't sure it was a bit lol
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Thank you so much. Very much appreciated.
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."Edmund Burke
This reminder needs to be posted over & over again, wherever ppl (who can read & comprehend) will see it. Unfortunately that eliminates about half the ppl online 😪 😕😳
(Hope you're doing it anyway) 👍
Where are the good men?
It looks like the republicans are all out of good men.
Sure Mitt will vote ..he's a mormon...all the issues on thd table ..environment...health care...social security..oh nothing compared to reproductive rights...someone ask him how he feels about the already living breathing kids crying in cages...Mitt is as big a piece of junk as Trump.
Well, then, the solution for us is simple. *GO AND VOTE!*
OMG! The bit on CDC is so on point!
Wasn't that long ago that political appointee told the scientist that anything they want to put out there needs to go through administration first. I don't know how anyone would trust CDC at all anymore. Its a joke. Election season has taken over everything.
I wish I could crop it to just that little cdc bit and PLASTER IT EVERYWHERE on fb and everywhere else. So funny. I am so sick of being called a diaper face sheep. Freaking trumpidiotz. I would post the whole 15 min but half of my friends list would either get pissed because it intimidates them and not watch it, or get pissed off because they watched it. And I know this is unethical, but I really don't want to remind them to vote.
@@brandy012173 I don't care if they call me a sheep for wearing my mask just as long as they don't get butt hurt when I call them a statistic for not wearing one......
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Jimmy, summer wasn’t the same without you! Welcome Back!!!!
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I AM HUNGRY !!! SOMEONE GET ME A BURGER !!!
sooo, this thread has been interesting so far....
apart from anything else, it really has me wondering what "SEEX" is
I LOVE HOLLYWOOD AND MAINSTREAM MEDIA THEIR PROGRESSIVISM IS SUCH A DELIGHT👿
He’s a hypocrite
"It affects virtually nobody" means "It doesn't affect me personally."
Not yet. He's not above it, his staff could also catch it like everyone else.
Well good news guys.
Finally Jimmy after such a long time! We missed you man❤
Im waiting for him to b bk this fall 2021 he's been gone for entire summer 🦋🌹💖
Can someone check on Teleprompter Bob and make sure he’s alright lol
Guillermo: I'm the Token Mexican xD Love this show
It looks like Trump is going to win again. Rip RBG
Welcome back Jimmy. We have missed you!
"Hamberder, -extra pickle, -NO(!) onion" lol
So cute Americans daren’t say Schitt’s when it’s part of a name...
USA: Can’t say "Schitt's Creek" on television
Also USA: Has the largest porn industry on the planet
@Tony Hovgaard it's called irony , look it up .
Also USA: kindergarten kids do live shooter drills, learn how to crouch on the toilet to hide from the shooter & learn that when a kid with a gun starts killling their friends & teacher, they can't cry & must stay perfectly still & silent to maybe survive, but hey, can't let them hear "schitt" cause that would be too traumatic for them & scar them for life
However, the network news can show "P"OTUS saying such family-friendly things as "grab 'em by the p*****" and "bulls***"
No issues saying it here in Canada.
😂😂
@Tony Hovgaard old man you know its allowed to write porn ffs...
If Trump thinks the virus is no big deal, let him go mingle with his masses.
He made a point to say he's safe above the crowd. That no one can get close to him.
Revealing Serendipity yup! But his followers still don’t get it!!!
@D N A Oh yes and the whole world is in on it just to make Trump look bad! You Moron.
@@agf1700 to be fair a large portion of it is Openly against him , China , Europe, half the middle east, Mexico,Canada,Korea,
so how come Only Trump masses are affected by covid but BLM protesters and terrorists and ANTIFA masses are A-OK?
Virtually nobody is laughing at USA too... Except for the world but hey... That's really good
@joelchummel that's fine since hardly anyone has the money to travel anyway... 🙄 My cousin is stuck in CA cuz she's scared to death to get on a plane & fly back here to MA 🥴😬✈️
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@joelchummel It will not be safe for Americans to travel anymore after Trump. We will be hated the world over. Think about it. We are doing nothing while Trump is destroying the US and the world.
@@revealingserendipity9840 Mostly for now just the USA!! 🇨🇦
Vote him out and honor her wish.
I woke up and seen this on TH-cam first thing when I woke up. So nice to see Jimmy and Guillermo back together.
I saw this video and thought it was from 6 months ago. WELCOME BACK JIMMY🥳
Looks like Trump is going to win again. Rip RBG ..
Lol the diarrhea question gets them every time 😆 🤣 😂 😹
I wonder how Herman Cain feels about this.
He can't feel anything now, but his friends and relatives may, but I'm sure they are afraid to speak out against Trump.
Tweet at him. He’ll answer.
Ok. It's 2020, the year from hell, and we still can't say "Schitt's Creek" on TV even if we have a mouthful, a faceful, and both feet happen to step in a pile, to boot?
The CDC says, "Whoops, sorry for that inconvenient truth"
Shoutout to the teleprompter guy
Go Jimmy!! Been waiting for you to be back!!
"Get a hair cut you hippy" caught me off guard... the look finished me.
Though seriously, I hope his obvious stress is taken seriously
As a girl who recently had a panic attack from work related stress, I'm NOT pleased with how Jimmy handled that guy. In regards to Comedians, he's one of the least sensitive ones out there who doesn't know how to empathize with others. Just watching how he dealt with Gamers and Markiplier tells me that much, and while I enjoy his show, and I think deep down he's a good person, I also think he needs to rethink how he approaches people.
14:26 Did Guillermo really say "I gotta go drink"??? 😂😂😂 Omg I love Guillermo so much!!
"Scientists are nerds that don't want you to have any fun.". That CDC bit was great, and kinda true.
Welcome back jimmy
Nice to hear you again...
I really loved the CDC guy part haha !
THANK YOU SO MUCH!! That was ME! -- Robert Catrini
@@RobertCatriniACTOR you nailed it man. greetings from Holland!
I've missed Jimmy. Nobody does this show as well as he does it
Thanks be to God for union comedy writers glad you’re back Jimmy
Maybe I am niave, and as a Canadian (our TV is fine with the creeks name) I am not overly familiar with your politics, but, I think this will blow up for Republicans.
corbinisfun I believe you know quite a bit about American politics. Previous to 2016, when the U.S. was pulled into a black hole and surfaced in an alternative universe, this certainly WOULD have exploded for Republicans and left them all up Schitt's Creek, with no paddle and egg on their faces as well.
A little background.
President Obama legally and justly proposed Merrick Garland to fill a seat, a full NINE months previous to the next presidential election. Republicans, on the record argued vehemently that nearly one YEAR is not enough time to vet a candidate, maintaining that NEXT president MUST select the appointee. In short...They want a Republican appointed for life, and they will make up any preposterous excuse.
Now this is eerie. Those SAME Repubs NOW argue that a mere TWO months is exactly the right amount of time to vet a candidate and insist that we must 'hasten to fill the seat' (with a Republican, crook, or relative, of Trump's choice) with all possible haste!.
Why the change?
"Because the people deserve it." Oh please...they've already done SO very *&$#^!_#@!%@ much for us already.
You Canadians are wonderful friends and neighbors, I'm very hopeful that when the dust clears we won't find that you have built a wall - but no one could truly blame you! ;D
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
Welcome back jimmy ❤️❤️❤️ seriously missed u 😆
For a moment, just a moment, I expected Fred Willard as the scientist. He is missed.
Welcome back Jimmy and Guillermo!
True about Fred Willard but new guy did a good job.
Welcome, "new guy".
Welcome back, Jimmy!!!
Deep down in my village called Kisian, in kisumu Kenya we have a CDC research centre ever since I was a kid, we grew up respecting the thing and admired it for years, the people who got to work with them were considered set for life. But nowadays the place is like a ghost of its former self in all possible ways. Nobody dreams of working with them anymore, the cabro road leading to the Center that was previously well maintained and lit is falling apart.
Welcome back Jimmie,I've missed you🥰❤🤗
Why isnt anyone talking about guillermo's baby yoda t-shirt?? 🤣
I totally loved that!
Question to those who follow the court topic in detail: how serious or alarming is the info that Trump filled tons (?) of federal court seats (?) with conservatives??? It's not like he just phones them election night and demands A FAVOUR...???
@Cali Marie yes. But the thing now is about Reps telling some "story" around the pure power move.
Hysterical!
Anyone else picture Fred Willard as the CDC doctor?
Old Man Crews yeah, I thought the same. Even when Jimmy was barely introducing the part I thought of him 😔
RIP
We need a Swedish meatball emoji when I go to IKEA.
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Just use the 'poop' one? Same thing
🍪 lol
Glad he is back.
How many door knobs have you touched today? 😂😂😂😂
Enjoying your pranks! I’ve been queried daily at work. Diarrhea. Diarrhea. Diarrhea..
They can say Shih Tzu but not Schitt's Creek?
Welcome back Jimmy. We missed you
Hamberder LOL lol lol
Glad you're back Jimmy!
About time you were back Jimmy! Where have you been all this time?
Still it's good to see you again.
Wow! I missed Jimmy! Welcome back Jimmy. ☺
You the man jimmy. Welcome back.
I missed jimmy
Thanks for making me laugh
Great practical joke
The doorman’s nailed it!
Jimmy ...theres a meat ball in the whitehouse or some kind of ball ...maybe golf ball?
a pinchi Guillermo tan agrandado!! jajaja ánimo :)
Missed you Jimmy!!! The Health n Safety guy killed!!!😂
Nice to hear a live audience again.
Love you! Glad you are back!!!
Welcome Back! Missed you! I hope you enjoyed time w/ your family. God Bless!
Good to see Jimmy kimmel back.🤗✌
Guillermo was over it 🤣🤣🤣
S Creek, featuring "Roll in..." (Roland) and "Jostle in..." (Jocelyn). Catherine O'Hara is amazing. Was a nice "light" series for such a HEAVY summer. Cruel, cruel summer... glad you're back, Jimmy.
love u jimmyyyy
Not even a day back and you’re already punking co-workers? Because it’s not already stressful enough. 🙄
Guillermo represents so many working class people who think same day voting is better but have no clear option for 'work time off'. Going through ballot voting with Guillermo will inspire SO MANY PEOPLE TO MAIL VOTE!!!!!!! Come on Jimmy. You're the boss.
Man, the gig for the CDC doctor would’ve been perfect for Fred Willard. R.I.P.
Perfect!
So glad you're back
For a moment, I thought the CDC said “I browsed 8 sites of divorce attorneys today”, then I turned to see the intrusive Apple Ad on my screen before the actual spoof PSA appears.
Ad placements these days. My heart sank for a moment there.
HA! I know exactly what you mean. I hit 'play' on TH-cam earlier to watch my scene in the CDC video from last night's show and as I called my wife over to watch it again, my head was turned when some 'ad' started running and before I turned again to look AT the screen, I'm thinking "Those aren't MY WORDS!"
I’ve never seen Gilluimo upset ever haha
I REALLY miss Fred Willard! 😢
I do, too. I have HUGE shoes to fill.
We missed you Jimmy!
Ps Jimmy: so happy to see you back!!!!!
In California employers must allow employees time to vote (up to 2 hours), if they vote in person.
Ahhhh back in the studio🤟🏼...Miss Fred tho..R.I.P
Welcome back Jimmy!!!
A demockracy (sic) is also easily identified by the lack of a national holiday to vote.
Missed you Jimmy, love from Pakistan.
Great covid routine!!!!!!! Laughing until it hurt..
Jimmy with no audience I really don't think the suit is necessary. The relaxed look makes the show way more personal and surprisingly a bit funnier.
Welcome back Happy Jimmy. It used to be so cranky wfh for you 😃
Welcome back jimmy, you have been truly missed😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Very cooperative staff
Welcome back. We missed you Jimmy.....
So glad to see a new show
That is exactly why, and I hope Mitch (the alien covered in farmer skin from men in black) feels the winds of change coming in Kentucky
Don't we have enough meatballs in government right now?!
Not only that but he said the army were a bunch of losers
The rest of the world thanks you, every other vet, & you’re mothers for your service
Jimmy I missed you...Happy that you are back...nobody like you....😍😍😍
Yay, Jimmy's back!!!!!
America is so in the stone age
Mitt said he would vote ON SCJ. He didn't say he would vote FOR Trump's nominee.
We'll see.
Yes, he said that he would vote with the Republicans. You just have to interpret Republican speak. He stated the same BS all the rest of them have memorized.
"I'm trying to understand why a grown man would wear shorts" lol my thougths exactly
glad your back and dont blow what you worked to be your whole life
Hahaha hahah poor doctor had to quit haha
What does Guillermo do? Gets paid minimum pay? 40 hours a week? QUE?
Imagine Fred Willard doing the role of the doctor, RIP
You're back 🎉🙏🎉🙏🎉🙏😃
Jim great to see you back!