Markiplier Makes: Pizza
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- It's time for PIZZA!! Get ready to learn from the best about this classic Italian dish!
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"Is that your Italian?" Just wait until 1 man 100 accents, Mark.
*tiny hands eminem*
I miss 1 man 100 accents 😭
@@ay-leck1369 ive never missed anything more than i miss 1 man 100 accents
I’m sad the dance of Italy has become illegal
@@cookiemonster1597 imma smooth criminal
mark and ethan: *talking about mark's dad's ass*
me: *mesmerized by tyler's pizza dough spinning*
InkyStory 7:19
idiot i love your pfp its awesome
Me was 1000th like
Me too
Wait they were talking about something......?
I completely forgot that this was the origin of the Ass Stone ™
I watched unus annus but I can’t remember the ass stone. Can you remind me of the video that it was from
@@ryansarbello7047 Remaking marks childhood memories or something
I can’t remember what they cooked on the stone. What was it?
The Dark Arts eggs lmao
This got trademarked lol, remember when they cooked eggs on it?
Tyler in Markiplier makes: **trying hard to win**
Ethan in Markiplier makes: **tries hard but makes a fool of himself**
Mark: *I was too poor to-*
Love you Amy hope you love me to all the ass jokes not as good 😉😉😘😘
Perfect summary
But I was too poor to understand
*"I G R E W U P P O O R"*
Mark: *I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS!*
@@kaishen4285*Are you close??*
“P-papa? May I have some s a u s a g e ?”
“Sure son, let me heat our s t o n e .”
No.
YES
YES lol
Mark: *oiling up the stone*
Dad: *comes out from upstairs in a red robe*
Mark: Papa..the stone is ready for you
Dad: thank you my son...now..it’s time to feast
Mark: *excited face* :D
y e s
"Did it hit you right in the nuts?"
"Yes"
me: *N U T B A L L: THE MOST **_DANGEROUS_** GAME*
Memento mori
I remember that.. :( Momento Mori...
Rip
😢
You’re about 3 years too early...
Mark: Ethan, 'the crust' Nestor
Ethan: *Fails at crust*
Guinea Girl sh don’t say that he’ll come for you
More like
Ethan "The Crusty" Nestor
😎😎😎😎
*When Heepas tries to do the crust, Heepas don't think...HE DOES.*
A lot of people I know don't like the crust :/
''Fails at crust'' Interesting...
Ethan: *trying to comprehend life*
Tyler: *actually trying*
Mark: I. WAS. POOR.
It’s a miracle none of them have gotten food poisoning yet.
ok satan i-
They should make “markiplier cooks meat with unintended consequences”
Lol, four shadowing (oof i dunno how spell)
Yep
For the last comment and original comment
i love how tyler is just doin his own thing wile mark and ethan are just dying about "the stone"
I was dying about the stone too.
@@5H4TT3R3D same
Hello past MaskedGaming! Guess what? THEY ACTUALLY USED THE STONE! Nice prediction.
Mark was too poor to afford Pizza
I just said the same thing LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL "ThE StOnE"
"Papa Fischbach, may I have some warm milk?"
"Sure boy, let me heat up the stone."
i cant breatheeeeeeeee lmaoooooooooooooooooo
Thank you papa this milk is very good
I just love this
@@Wadecraig4707 i choked on my water omfg
Child: Thank you Papa for milk I Wuv u so much, Papa do Wuv me two!!?
Papa : Yes I do
Child: Okay nigh nigh papa
As an overachiever with social anxiety, I really feel represented by Tyler in these Markiplier makes episodes. Him completely zoned out working meticulously on this small task that, in the grand scheme of things, isn’t that important while Mark and Ethan goof off and die laughing is such a mood
You win! Your comment isn't generic or overused and it's actually interesting! Here's your prize. A penguin!
🗡️🐧
Look out! He's got a weapon!
@@sleepykittyH I want a penguin :(. Is the penguin trained in knife wielding or just has a knife?
@@perseus_0884 Both :3
Here's a penguin for you!
🪓 🐧
..... Whoops
@@perseus_0884 seems like a custom weapon, so probably yeah
Im all three, I have adhd so I can get distracted easily and can relate to Ethan and Mark, but when I'm hyper focused I turn into Tyler
The intro song to this video walked so “The Dance of Italy” could run.
The dance of Italy~~~~~! Baba!!!
Dance of Italy: I remember making pizza on the stone warmed by my dads ass
We Love Italy: you were built to follow in my footsteps... *and exceed them*
Wait, so are you an Unus or an Annus?
Dance of italy ououououo it's a dance of it *boom*
@@shism28 I can’t choose, thus, I combined the two powers into one
Mark: tries to do it logically
Tyler: does it right
Ethan: *tries*
This is how markiplier challenges go.
Yup
Xoxo Mars did you just... agree with yourself?
Xoxo Mars
so true XD
Xoxo Mars and together they make... pizza hut pizza because allot, looks nice and apparently done right... OR IS IT??
Tyler won the whole thing for me
The sheer comedy of Mark saying, "I had such tough competition with Tyler," and then turning to Ethan and falling dead silent- remarkable. XD
Mark and Ethan: Dying of Laughter over the stone
Tyler: Focusing on making his pizza like a responsible adult
*brick
mark's life before youtube when he was poor is a joke at this point 😂
And that’s why he didn’t win
Even adults can laugh at brick ass
Secret master chef lmaooo
Tyler: *takes his pizza making so seriously and takes his time*
Mark: *wins all three categories*
Tyler: Am I a joke to you?
Tyler’s presentation shoulda won😂
@@user-ir5xz nah man marks had background he wins
SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe you mean bruh what the fuck
Keep in mind mark did all of this while talking about his dads ass 😂
How to make Ethan's crusty pizza:
Yeast.
Water. Tablespoon ish?
handful of flour.
All finger pinch of sugar.
Pinch ish of salt
Another handful of flour.
Take out of bowl.
Handful of flour (again)
Kneed the dough.
Tablespoon of olive oil.
Be ashamed of your pizza, and hide it in flour
~
Make into ball.
Lay down flat
Add around a couple tablespoons of olive oil.
Small amount of pizza sauce (pat in)
Cheese.
Four pineapple (per slice)
Weird ham in between pineapple.
Eat some pineapple
~
Cook
Cut into four pieces.
Enjoy the crusty pizza
You forgot to hide the entire thing in flour can't forget that, it's a v important step lol
@@weirdo6462 oh yes, my apologies, you have to be ashamed of your pizza, and hide it in flour, adding that now.
I would love to try it
I'm legit going to save this recipe just to show how my cooking skills are so bad that I can make this even "better"
Can someone please do this to see if it turns out somewhat the same way
“How’s your ass?”
“You’re about to die.”
The perfect sequence for those words
In the pizza
Googling your symptoms basically
Can 3 people unlike this post
I’ll take out of context for 200 alex
Ethan doesnt have to feel bad about himself cuz me and a few friends got drunk toghether and decided we needed to make pizza. We put milk into the dough. We made enough dough to feed a whole ass family. We made the sauce by squeezing out tomatoes and throwing some spices in that we found in a cabinet. We ate the whole thing and miraculously survived.
This comment is underrated
@@loganm2652 thanks! one of those friends is an aspiring cook btw
this comment made me cackle, have a like
Your user makes this 10x funnier
ur local drug addict I SMELL A PARXIE
Ethan: eating everything he sees
Mark: laughing at everything
Tyler:stoping at only perfection
Truth.
You are at 666 likes at this moment. Wow.
That’s the friendship
You have 993 likes...make dis have 999.9999999 likes
And Tyler still didn't win
(yes ik this comment was made over a year ago but I just wanted to point out the irony of it)
Mark and Ethan = Me and my friend laughing our asses off
Tyler = My other friend just trying to eat his goddamn lunch
This was my entire lunch experience in middle and high school-
@@atomicunicorngaming its the same for me
Ethan: the crust
Tyler: the cheese
Mark: the *SaUsAgE*
Right when i read the sausage he said it in the video
grim gaming same
Sosig
The perfect combo 👌
@Karva THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Tyler's like the frustrated elder sibling who's super serious about crafting and was forced by his mom to show his sugared-up younger sibling and the sibling's giggly friend how to do it.
As the elder sibling that has done this before. I can verify
you described it perfectly
and i’m a middle sibling
As an older sibling who has done something similar to this, I can confirm and back this up real good
I'm the youngest, constantly sugared-up Sibling. I can also confirm.
And then fails to do better then them.
"is that your Italian?"
"uNFoRtuNAtelY"
mood
I am Italian and I don't appreciate the fact that there's pineapple on pizza...
@@CoDMcamper03 blame the Canadians for Hawaiian pizza lol.
(as an added P.S, I love Hawaiian pizza, and I _will_ die on that hill.)
4:45
Mark: grunting while demolishing the dough
Tyler: calmly kneading dough
Ethan: OIL
Gordon Ramsay: **sweat pouring down forehead**
MyVeryEnergeticMotherJustServedUsNinePizzas i love your name here lmao
how do i retweet a comment
@@WyllFyr3 thanks!
FINALLY.... some good fucking food!
MyVeryEnergeticMotherJustServedUsNinePizzas *Ramsay
When they started singing about Italy the only thing I could think of was, “THE DANCE OF ITALY, W O A H, WOAH, wOah”
we need tyler in an unus annus vid
@@roalthevenemous I was just thinking the same thing
roal the venemous what would he add? mark and ethan are entertaining but tyler is just boring no offense
@@zombicat8556 It's just because he's the only normal one there lmaoo-
Am I the only one that really likes the disclaimer song hahaha
I love that Ethan is “the crust” when he’s consistently terrible at making crust
Hahahaha wait I didn’t even think about about that hahahah
I know yeah
it just works.
The pancakes he did win taste, they did say the crust was good and crispy
I didn’t see it 😪
"It's me, Markiplier, the sausage."
I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT EVEN AFTER MONTHS AND YEARS THIS STILL KILLS ME.
For me it's been years and it's still good
2017 》 "When we make pizza~ We make love~"
2020 》 "Its the dance of Italy, woah woah woah"
😂😂
your profile picture is adorable
You don’t make love. You make pie.
GOT THE 10 HOUR LOOP READY!
I could HEAR IT IN MY SOUL
Mark in this vid: “We had the “stone” !”
Mark in Markiplier makes: Creme Brule “I AM A MAN, WHO HAS *_FIVE_* OVENS!!!!”
In that video he also said IT TASTES
He now owns 5 ovens to comfort his ptsd of the stone
crazy randy 🤣🤣🤣
He used to cook using the stone, now that he’s rich he owns 5 ovens.
When he said we had the stone I thought of the Unus Annus video where they recreating what he said
“I think we are ready to put it in” Then I got a pregnancy ad
Hundredth like
🤣
Oh- ok 😂
@@tcr671 😐
Given how accurate google's advertisement algorithm is, maybe take a test or make your partner take one?
Tyler: *trying to focus*
Mark and Ethan: *Dolphin noises intensifies*
Tyler is that one friend who is scarily good at EVERYTHING
And Ethan is that one friend needs assistance for everything
And Mark is just average.
goLDEN
But of course, Mark always steals the spotlight because he's the main star.
Showbusiness is a rough mistress.
this is all so true tho
also i'm watching tyler toss the pizza dough and i'm speechless he's so good
I love the fact that half of the video is:
Ethan and Mark: *laughing and joking about Fishbach family's stone*
Tyler: *actually trying to make pizza*
I laughed when I read this
yup XD
Sara Riva Tyler for the fucking win!
Sara Riva Tyler is concentrated in his pizza dough than mark and ethan
They actually made the dough wrong. It needs to sit for a bit so it can expand from the yeast.
I'm a nitpicking asshole.
Mark: "We didn't even have an oven, we had what we called The Brick."
And here we have the origin of the Ass Stone, a truly significant aspect of Mark's childhood.
A few years later:
*I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIVE OOOOVEEEENS*
@@Meh-nv6id i love a good rags-to-riches story
@@katamari_of_luv same buddy same
@@katamari_of_luv as opposed to Ethan’s story, which is a literal Wattpad fanfiction
lol dont you mean asspect
Tyler just silently working on his pizza while Mark and Ethan die of laughter talking about the stone is pretty much me in every school group project
Ethan and Mark laughing their asses off at “The Stone” and Tyler just in the corner feverishly working on his pizza is one of my favorite things
When you’re from 2019 and laughing at Mark’s lack of ovens, now he has 5. He is a man with FIVE ovens.
Memay Sockk
Mark: “IM A MAN WITH 5 OVENS!... did you hear that? I’m a man with 5 ovens”
Lmao I can’t breathe😂
Samantha Doherty IKR 😂😂😂
@@maygel LIES
@@kou182 same I cried
When your wealth is measured in the amount of ovens you have, and you are a man with five ovens, you are very proud to be a man with five ovens. It's rare to become a man with five ovens. But here he is. A man with five ovens. Does any man even need that many ovens? That doesn't matter. Because he is a man. With five ovens.
2 Americans, 1 half Korean American making Italian pizza while playing what sounds like Russian music
Mr. Worldwide
The music is Italian...
Stephaney Bolton-Benson yeah I was confused on that because I’ve heard Russian music close to it
@@steph4668 it feels like stereotypical Italian music that is really American or something
Sofia Botero 1 acne man
*W H E E Z E*
I love how focused Tyler is while Mark and Ethan are just there laughing their asses off talking about the stone 🤣
😅
Tyler: actually tries
Mark: doesn’t try, somehow turns out good
Ethan: “Random bullshit, go!”
Ethan:random bullshit i choose you!!
@@bri______ no
uh, i think That its from a comic or something
here it is:
Guy 1: random bullshit, GO!!!(he throws a bunch of knives and ninja stars)
Guy 2: guy 1, random bullshit doesnt work anymore, remember?
Guy 1: oh shit, uhh, RandomER bullshit, GO!!!
@@TheCelining I thought it was from an edited moon knight comic.
@@Ian-wn5lc it is
It turns out, Heapass was the hidden 4th alter in Moon Knight
everytime they decide to create something, I've noticed something in each person:
Tyler: Very focused, makes it look beautiful, sometimes doesn't finish on time
Mark: does a good job but will always have fun or makes it funny
Ethan: "wtf am i doing"
The most accurate thing I've ever seen!
Arely Solis except for the sand castle one
It's more like
Tyler: works really hard, 100% focused, barely makes it on time
Mark: G R U N T I N G, makes it funny, doesn't really give a shit lol
Ethan: _help_
@@emblackett_x ikr
Ikr
I feel bad for the people who missed Unus Annus that never got to witness the power of the stone...
That video traumatized me as soon as they but the food in there mouth😣,sad part is,is that that's not even there most cursed video
@@spaghet-lessbonesauce2479 no we dont speak of that
@@spaghet-lessbonesauce2479 memories
@@spaghet-lessbonesauce2479 you are a brave soul
It is powerful
Mark: starts talking bout the stone
Me: having Unus Annus flashbacks
Marks recipe: crust, pizza
Tyler's recipe: master, pizza
Ethens recipe: sadness, flaky thing?
Isa Marston 😂😂😂true tho
XD
Isa Marston Lol. ;D
Little did the amateurs know this would evolve into:
*ThE daNcE Of iTaLy WoAh wOAh WoaH*
let us dance toko
@@xx_sailor_m3rcury_xx YES
DANCE OF ITALYYY
@@bogmoss2821 WOAH WOAH WOAH
@@sophiedot7550 IT'S THE DANCE O ITALY
Ethan’s recipe
Ingredients:
Yeast 1 packet
Flour 2 handfuls
Olive oil
Salt
Water
4 pieces of fresh pineapple
Pieces of ham with holes
Tomato sauce
Mozzarella cheese
Steps:
[Making the dough]
Put yeast in bowl
Put tiny cup of olive oil
Add some lukewarm water
Put flour next
Add a pinch of salt
Mix without making moaning sounds
Take dough out and spread a handful of flour on it
Gently tap the dough instead of kneading it for about 1 minute
Add an unreasonable amount of olive oil before the 5 minute preparation is done
Let the dough prove for about 30 minutes.
[Adding toppings to pizza]
Continue to tap on the dough while adding flour to the top of it
Roll the dough up into a ball and toss it between both your hands
Reform dough back into a circle
Get a tray and flour it up (don’t ask why)
Place your dough semi center to the tray
Glaze the surface of the dough with more olive oil for some unknown reason while talking about normal family dinners
Add 4-5 drips of tomato sauce and glaze the top of your pizza
Add 2 pinches of cheese, make sure you can still see more sauce than cheese
Add 4 pieces of fresh pineapple
Add several pieces of ham with holes
[Final steps]
Put pizza into oven and let it cook until crust is semi golden and has burned flour and cheese on the sides.
Cut into 4 slices
Congratulations you have created Ethan’s croissant topped with tomato sauce, some shreds of mozzarella, 4 pineapple and some ham. Please rate this recipe as the perfect pizza :)
the fact you typed all this out makes me happy and idk why
You fucking mad lad. You actually fucking did it
You are a true fucking mad lad I'm so proud of you
...it’s called flour???
Very nice, and a little concerning
@@robynnhoud yeah, it's flour. For the longest time when I was younger I thought it was spelled like a "flower" (u know, like a flower 🌺) but then my family informed me otherwise 😅
7:35 Tyler's just making a pretty good looking pie while everything is happening
Mark and Ethan: laughing to death
Tyler: happily twirling his dough in the corner
this is the summary of Markiplier Makes
Tyler: **breathes**
Ethan: *AIR IS GREAT!*
Mark: When I was a child, we were too poor to afford air.
Ethan: *hOW dId yOu bREAthE?*
Mark: . . . we took in carbon dioxide, *LIKE PLANTS*
The World: *. . .*
Sunshine Bubble The more you know.
lol
CO2 is part of air...he grew up in a vacuum essentially
"we didn't have lungs when was a child, we where to poor."
I'm your 666th like
Tyler: Professional pizza maker
Mark: Likes to have fun while making pizza
Ethan: Lmao what's a pizza?
Peace but mark won shouldn't Tyler be the most serious or determined
That's why Ethan's my favorite. lol
His face is a pizza
Peace lol
Mark likes to have "fun" with the pizza, if you know wut i mean 👌👈
Okay, so I'm from Estonia. It's really beautiful, but it's a small and unrecognized country and hearing you mention it was amazing. Thanks for making my day better!
Katherine: “careful, the bottom will fall out”
Ethan two years later: “my ass is gonna shoot out from the unders!!”
No soggy bottoms
@@borbleborb4586 no soggy bottoms 😔😔😔
@@borbleborb4586 No soggy bottoms here :c
@@borbleborb4586 No soggy bottoms
@@borbleborb4586 no soggy bottoms
2:43 I just noticed their bowls are analogous to their height
Wow... that’s great
Omg ...
What is that mean?!?!
Actually if it was then Mark would have the biggest bowl
KawaiiPotato The bowls’ height corresponds to each person’s height in the video
Ethan and Mark: *Talking about Mark’s dads ass and dying of laughter*
Tyler: *ignoring what they’re saying and focusing really hard to win*
Ur Shrexy but loses
@@juliamuresan3058 He didnt just lose he got swept
Mark:Wins all 3 categories
Tyler:Smiles while slowly dying inside
And then not even winning one category 😭😭
Amy: it taste's like pizza!
Mark: *happy steps in the background*
Tyler: *explains his complicated and professional pizza*
Mark: .....ok
nice profile pic ;)
nice name
nnjnn
like your photo you must like panic at the disco because i do
I like ur name and profile pic
I love how Ethan is so dramatic, playing along with Mark in the beginning, and Tyler just doesn't give a shit
ethans recipe:
broken dreams
ham
pineapple
probably blue hair
marks recipe:
winner-ness
memories
brick
a heart
tylers recipe:
ACTUAL pizza
leaf
...
there might be the blood of his enemies in there...
*clap* yep normal pizzas!
Tyler does have these evil eyes at 1:09
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:00
Don't focus on anything but Tyler's face and emotions throughout the judging
I like to think that Mark's dad would so go along with Mark's stories.
I imagine his going along with the bit and trying so hard not to burst out laughing.
What happened to Mark’s dad? Did he die?
@@mirstrikesback yes, he unfortunately passed away when Mark was 18 I believe. It was cancer.
@@whateverworksmate.721 oh, that’s really unfortunate, he was a great man judging from Mark’s stories. Thank you for telling me
@@mirstrikesback You're welcome. I got all of that from Mark's Draw my Life video btw.
You wanna make the best butt impression on the stone
*you call heapass*
NOT HEAPASS, NOT AGAIN!
Do not mess with Heapass
Imprint*
Sry for being grammar police, but I just had to
@@drbens549 impression and imprint are 2 different things, no need to apologize because their sentence literally just wouldn't make sense if you didn't know what they were talking about. You are in the right 👍👍👍
The pantheon:
Tyler: god of cheese
Ethan: god of crust
Mark, the returned: god of sausage
Where is the sauce
Mark produces the sauce as a sausage god
Ethans the god of disappointment
Their partners must be so pleased
ethan: looking cute
mark: looking handsome
tyler: looking dashing
They are all blessed by the story of the stone
brain cell level
mark:0%
ethan:0%
tyler:5%
@@AnEldritchBeing *Ë*
T
@@Nathanl2543 H
A
the blood of your child is on my face!!!
Ethan and mark: **singing joyously**
Tyler: *w t f a m i d o i n g h e r e i d k i m b e i n g h e l d c a p t i v e p l e a s e s e n d h e l p*
400 likes and no replies? let me help with that a year later lol
459 likes and only one reply let me fix that
lol I forgot this comment existed
These videos are basically:
Tyler: tries really hard and succeeds
Ethan: tries but fails
Mark: doesn't try and accidentally does well
My favorite is when Tyler doesn't succeed or do that well but comes up with any bullshit excuse to say it's good
@@brocksells197 at least he actually try unlike mark or Ethan.
It’s the dance of Italy woah woah woah woah
and all of them collectively using too much flour
Im italian and i say ethan and tyler is way better
Tyler: Professional Showoff
Mark: Experienced fischbachian
Ethan: That...
Ethan is my favourite every time why does he make such interesting things😂😂
That dough tho
Mark and Ethan: giggling like maniacs
Tyler: s u p e r concentration
I like how inmost of these it goes like this.
Tyler: Actually tries
Mark: half ass tries
Ethan: Fails completely
How my high school career goes each year, in that order.
@@imsimple379 HALF-ASS WINS EVERYTHING
SamanthaPinkEye those were my college years XD
Ethan best boy
Mark: does something dick related
Ethan: makes a bs flakey pizza
Mark: makes a bs thick crust
Tyler: MAKES A MINI MASTERPIECE
Mark wins....
Shadow Lenahan how it usually goes
Shadow Lenahan I know that what I was thinking, it's rigged, but mark is still entertaining.
They gotta keep the multi-millionaire who pays their salaries happy
Shadow Lenahan Thicc crust.
Shadow Lenahan he's dating one of the judges it's rigged
How is it that in every Markiplier makes ethans food is grey
Hoppsasaurus and in a small amount
Its because some of people arent as clearly skilled as tyler. xD
Gemini Jester clearly
OwlGrif LOL exactly
Hoppsasaurus haha!
I like how Mark and Ethan are dying of laughter and Tylers over there focusing
I love how Mark and Ethan are just goofing off and crying laughing about the stone and Tyler is just diligently making his pizza
And then Mark won cause it was the person that he’s in a relationship with
Literally every Markiplier Makes ever.
He looked so mad when they said mark got taste 😂😂😂😭
Per usual, Mark + Heapass (Ethan) are always being silly
Tyler: *works super hard on pizza*
Mark: *wins*
Every Markiplier Makes Video Ever😑😑😂😂
THANKS FOR SPOILING IT
@@telability2104 that is why i read comments only after video maaan
I respect Tyler for that because Im also competitive as shit, even if its not something Im good at😂😂😂.
@@telability2104 no problem m8
Mark: **sings with beautiful voice confidently**
Eef: **sings with awful voice confidently**
Tyler: **sings uncomfortably**
the funny thing is Ethan actually has an amazing voice, he just enjoys goofing around and singing badly :)
AY DONT YOU INSULT EEF
They’re like a little taste for everyone. Tyler is the tall, soft, down-to-earth boi. Mark is the hunk of man-candy that even straight guys thirst over. Ethans the lanky, nerdy, never-will-“grow up” boi.
It sounds to me that ur not being nice to Eef, he is funny, skinny, child-hearted boi
@@kaliemetcalf5869agreed
oh boy did this comment not age well, Ethan whooped some ass in creator clash
Fr
As a straight man, I can confirm that I do thirst over Marki...
Mark:Anyone know what movie that’s from?
Ethan:Uh uh Beauty And The Beast
Mark:No
Mark: *looks at Tyler*
Tyler: *doesnt answer*
Mark:wrong..
Me
K bye
Dude, Tyler was so focused 😆
Ethan and Mark were over there have fits of laughter and Tyler was just like "Must. Keep. Working"
I’m really curious what movie that’s from though
Thank you for pointing out things that happen
Mark: "We didn't even have an oven."
Also mark: "I AM A MAAN WHO OWNS FIIIIIVE OVENS!"
I think he's compensating for something.
His poor childhood
The Fischbach family StOnE
btw 7 just letting you know i counted.
hmm this is an old vid tho he may not? he said that in the vid where he made creme brulee
420
Is it just me, or is it really cute how much Tyler has changed? Like when we first saw him, he seemed to be so shy, and unwilling to act strange. But now, he stares into marks eyes and they share grunts.
And when he lost look at his face it looks like Satan was waiting for them to stop recording
Was it just me, or was Tyler a twig when he joined and now he's a fucking goliath
So true
that last sentence sounded really gay.
4:20
i love how, in this part where Mark mentions Estonia 1:05, the Estonian Subtitles say (in Estonian of cours) "OMG WE'RE MENTIONED :D YAAAS" and as an Estonian myself, i feel seen
"Mark: The Sausage-"
Ethan's face for the next ten minutes: 🔴
Kinda true ngl
I’m pretty sure he was trying not to laugh lol
The Fishbach tradition: coming of age to sit on the stone
Mark’s tradition: coming of age to each receive an oven
Winter Wolf yeah, I know that now....I did my best
He came of age five times?
@@KarmicComedy he comes of age on a regular cycle
@@celestialtree8602 ok
I can feel Tyler's jealousy when the "judges" said that Mark wins lol 😂
I almost feel bad for him lmao
You can see it in his face
dozing in and out of sleep cycling through the same 12 markiplier makes videos i've concluded something:
mark's cooking: generally confident but always has that _one_ mistake
ethan's cooking: cursed food connoisseur (to some, it's appealing (me))
tyler's cooking: is just good at cooking; makes the control recipe that Amy wants
the death stare tyler gave mark when he won was scary
Yes yes it was
yes it was Adolf Hitler
Thanks adolf
Adolf Hitler You know something was scary when it scares Hitler
i wanna like this but i feel like that numbers not an accident
When Ethan said “that looks like my pores” I felt that.
Same
Same😔😔
😩😩😩
Same
I find it funny how Eef was wearing a black and white skeleton shirt before Unus Annus
It's actually the cover of a band album
The lore
@@rknwhtgy7965 wtf its a band shirt
@@befe I know
He did it before it was cool
It's fun to come back to these older videos and see what's changed and what's stayed the same. No matter what, they always bring a smile 😊
The reason Ethan's dough was so small was because Mark didn't make eye contact and grunt with Ethan.
Ω Sämi Ω indeed
Bossitro Skits or maybe he wasn't beating his dough hard enough
Ω Sämi Ω that might be true
100% true
indeed that is the secret of dough making
15:30 judges: it tastes like pizza
Mark: *complete joy courses through body*
Are you referring to his boner
Yes yes they are
Amy and Kathryn : compliments Tyler’s pizza
Mark and Ethan : I see you have betrayed us
My favorite genre of mark videos: Ethan and mark giggling while you forget about Tyler and he does his own thing.
Mark 2017: We love Italy with our hearts!
Mark 2020: The dance of Italy will be banned.
I want to meet mark and die sooooo.....
It's the dance of Italy! Ho whoa whoa whoa It's the dance of Italy ho whoa whoa whoa!!!!!!!
☠⏳𝓜𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓲 ⏳☠
Markiplier: true pizza
Tyler: art
Ethan: .........something
Ethan: Corpse pizza
Being consistently terrible,how about that?
The 2 jokesters in the class and the 1 kid that gets everything right on the math test
it is ok cuz i am all 3 too
Ethan is like a good cook so idk how he failed this!
JUSTICE FOR ETHANS COOKING
i love the names:
Tyler "The Cheese" Scheid
Ethan "The Crust" Nestor
and, of course
Mark "The Sausage" Fischbach
Marks name fits with his pizza
Ethan sounds like he should be the cheese. Anybody?