I had a radio show at the local university and it broadcast over the internet. I couldn't get sponsors because I didn't have a high enough listener base, so I put GTA ads on the air. What they going to do? Fire me from a job I didn't get paid for? Hail Satan.
It’s not even in a pill bottle, that’s an old 35MM film canister. I’m sure a lot of people still have one or two of those kicking around in a junk drawer somewhere, but that’s such a bizarre choice that just adds to the hilarity.
And now the Rock is fifty, is bigger than in this video, and I'm pretty sure he is on similar kind of drugs. Dude is gonna die of an enlarged heart, and this sketch will look harsh on retrospect.
My favorite part is I think that website just froze my computer and then he got pissed that shit had me dying like he got mad off of that😂😂 and the your hurting me sir!😂
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I get the sweats, my bones are cold, my teeth are loose, my heart gets really really hot, I can read minds and sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car.
A good ending would be if someone walked up to him and asks "Who are you talking to?" We pull out and see there's no cameras, no commercial, he's just talking to a wall.
Lyrics: It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours Black and Samoan in my veins, my culture bangin' with Strange I change the game so what's my motherfuckin' name? (Rock) What they gonna get though? Desecration, defamation, if you wanna bring it to the masses Face to face now we escalatin' when I have to put boots to asses Mean on ya like a dream when I'm rumblin' You're gonna scream, "Mama" So bring drama to the king Brahma (Then what?) Comin' at ya' with extreme mana (Ahoo, ahoo, ahoo)
Lovegood Schuyler they just slipping him into everything now so casually like "hey it's your buddy from down the street" I'm just sitting here like no, I don't fuck with dude. Where's good ole God😇
+Shlomo Shoahstein Achem's razor buddy. The simplest explanation is usually the right answer. So what's more likely? Everyone simply looking after their own interests? Or an entire ethnic group plotting the destruction of the world to appease a fallen angel? They would also have to cover up every single piece of evidence and make no human errors, and the only people who could look past their cover are people who read conspiracy theories. Sorry man, satan doesn't exist and the probability of this entire conspiracy is quite low. Please post non-circumstantial facts and not online articles if you wish to dispute my claim.
people may not know what those are any more as less and less film is commonly used. I grew up with the things and they had so many other uses as a small container they were great
@@christineferreira2181 LMAO I got lucky and grew up back when film still was a thing (or maybe it's just my dad who's still used it) I brought some mates along on a hike last year while taking pics and they asked me about what those plastic containers were, one of them is still using the one I gave him as his weed stash...
@@christineferreira2181 Pro tip for film canister weed/drug storage. If you take a dasani bottle cap it fits perfectly in the canister and theres only one way to get it out. I watched a cop cut themselves with their own knife trying to get it open. They then threatened to charge me without assaulting an officer i replied "I mean, you can try but I am currently in handcuffs and on the other side of the room sitting down and my house guests are chilling here too." They dropped that fast. I told them there wasnt anything in it and idk where they even found it, i did direct them to my Nikon sitting on the table as I was a film student. They \didnt find my weed and pills so they simply left, cop was bleeding pretty bad, f that hoe. So the way you open it...you literally squeeze it and the bottle cap pops right out with a satisfying sound. Cops are stupid lmao
I have been using Xentrex for three months and my family avoids me, I scare small children, my girlfriend just bought a gun and the priest at my parish wants to do an exorcism on me. Man, this stuff really works.
Richard Motroni I have 3 new best friends...grsnted I only see them in my reflection, and one constantly makes me wear a dress every Thursday night, but hey.....xentrex....
See, I told you Xentrex would work. It really.....Hey! WTF are these giants bats doing in my room! Dear God they are huge! Get the hell out of my room you disgusting giant rats! GET OUT!
right? it served no purpose to this skit. I'm surprised no one is talking about this more or the child joke that was in poor taste, I'm all for dark humor but it was really odd for someone like the rock to do.
Satan is the friend he refered before, the one who gave him the Zantrax, and even the website of Zantraz broke the doctor's computer. This sketch and the one of the Child molester Robot has a hidden a agenda for sure!
Then almost at the end he's laughing w the guy and fakes like he's bout to hit him hahaha literally from start to finish this is absolute comedic perfection. The small details like these even. Or the absurdity of my favorite part when the dr is like what the hell is that? And he says it's the strongest male enhancement in the world as if he's putting the DOCTOR on to something
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"I can read minds, and sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car." LOL
Hail Satan
idiot !
lmfao
macross25 it works
macross25 That was great!
Sounds like an ad that would be played on GTA radio
Wow i was legit thinking the same thing
I was also thinking something similar haa 🙃
They need some new stuff on the radio.
I had a radio show at the local university and it broadcast over the internet. I couldn't get sponsors because I didn't have a high enough listener base, so I put GTA ads on the air. What they going to do? Fire me from a job I didn't get paid for? Hail Satan.
@@starcrafter13terran ok
Can we please take a moment to appreciate the fact that one of the possible side effects is baldness
HAHAHAHA
🤨
Bald blad blad.... my EYES!!!
666
The Rock ain't gotta worry about that one!
“My bones are cold, my teeth are loose” always gets me
I know lists of comic side effects are a staple in these kinds of sketches, but these are my all-time faves.
😂😂😂
Hail Satan😂
@@brauliobmg45 I love that line
1:21 when you ask your friend to add you to the group chat and he responds with, “you aren’t missing much”
It’s not even in a pill bottle, that’s an old 35MM film canister. I’m sure a lot of people still have one or two of those kicking around in a junk drawer somewhere, but that’s such a bizarre choice that just adds to the hilarity.
The funny thing is that Dwayne Johnson does take steroids, that is why he is such in perfect shape and huge at 50.
Ask you ketamine guy? Haha
Should have used Rectix
That "HAIL Satan" part made me laugh so fucking hard
Link isback why?
the way he said it kind of slipped it in hahahahahahaha
“That’s what’s in meth right?” Killed me 🤣
The rock: *Nonchalantly nods*
It's a out drive it's about power
🤣🤣🤣 he killed it
And now the Rock is fifty, is bigger than in this video, and I'm pretty sure he is on similar kind of drugs. Dude is gonna die of an enlarged heart, and this sketch will look harsh on retrospect.
This is incredible
Legit lost is at "hail satan"
The way he says it too eh. "Zentrax gave me my life back...(Slight pause) hail Satan."
The fact that he did that with s straight face kills me the most...
mt4ds - we wanna see bloopers!! Right??
Keifer D I’m sure they are hilarious 😁😁
He's an amazing actor!!
True. That’s how you know he’s a pro. Stays in character no matter how ridiculous 💪
But he also did WWE. If you can do those ridiculous stunts with a straight face. Then this is a cake walk.
“So I grabbed him a little” absolutely killed me.
Some doctors deserve "grabbing"....and to have their medical license revoked
"Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car, but my erections are FANTASTIC!!!"
Dave Haydock
Same. Only if you could....!
Think about the children it could kill who think this is a harmless joke and want to try using it. Do you really find this funny?
@@D5380H But would you laugh in the real world. because it could happen.
This is probably the most honest pharmaceutical ad I've ever seen.
Adult Swim "Unedited Footage Of A Bear"
very much so
We all are in a age where presidential statements are jokes and SNL is honest. Great.
Vamsi J yikes you’re on of THOSE comments.
Its haleris
My aunt is a doctor and she laughed super hard at this. She said it was so accurate that patients act like that.
She's had patients grab her and throw her around her office??? That's terrrible.
@@folan1974yeah, cuz IT WORKS!!!
That's what I've heard as well. Especially when it comes to like pain meds.
Side effects include:
-Decrease in semen
-Increase in semen
JB and those are the ones they tell you about... I can also read minds
JJ Dynamite Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car.
Every body is different I guess.
I know right?!? How can you have both lol 😂😂😂😂😂
@@genderqueercamSounds like that sleep drug that was once so popular.
“Decrease in semen
Increase in semen”
Well, that covers everything...
Only if you don't wipe it off, which is only considerate.
It all balances out
@@insertclevername4123 )hi
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
nahh thats not Everything, just the ones they tell you about lmao
"...isn't that what's in meth?"
*lightly shrugs*
Yeeees that nonchalant shrug kills me every time lmao🤣😂🤣😂
🤣ikr🤣
I was able to sort out my herpes virus from my body system completely after using #drehimen herbal remedy
ride the snake
“I’m not exactly a scientist🤷”
Classic, absolutely hysterical!
"You're hurting me sir!"
..."Xentrex works."
🤣
I like how he slipped "hail satan" in there as if he didnt even notice it himself 😂😂😂
Tsear26 nobody knew
but my question is why it's not even funny. what brought him to say that. why didn't he say thank God
Another illuminati puppet the rock the bull tattoo he's got.
@Adrian Flores Regressed idiots 😂
With all we see from these absolute morons daily are you really surprised 😋
I’m like #666
“So I grabbed him a little”
*Throws him to the wall XD
Random guy: This... needs some context
Ah yes, Dumbledore said _calmly_
hahahaha yeah that was funny
My favorite part is I think that website just froze my computer and then he got pissed that shit had me dying like he got mad off of that😂😂 and the your hurting me sir!😂
"I don't really know him actually." The Rock ain't no snitch.
Ian Stephenson k
Ian Stephenson *plays lead role in the movie snitch*
it not funny to say hail satin and satin is evil and the emeny of all humans.
doug mcharg * Satan.
Alonzo Ruffin i’m pretty sure it’s Satin
I know this is just a comedy sketch but is anyone else noticing just how well Dwayne blends into the whole construction scene?
I think he did construction before wrestling
A good actor.
Doctor: you’re hurting me sir!
The rock: (laughs) xentrex works.
WondWonder he generally goes by the rock tho
You guys gave me 1k likes jeez thanks
Hail satan
@WondWonder lol stfu
Cheese Ballzz thank you for commenting that then editing the comment ❤️
“My bones are cold”
That's always been my favorite line.
"I can read minds"
"Hail Satan"
‘My heart gets reeeaaally really hot.’
is that the one dude from death note
"Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car"
This is my favorite line in the whole video:)
I didn’t even hit like. It’s already at 666. Hail Satan
Trevors favoroud drug also sometimes you wake up in a woman dress
Sounds kinda like Trevor
Man, if I had a dollar for every time that's happened, those legal fees would take care of themselves.
I love how Xentrex comes in the old plastic 35mm film roll holders.
That's sick. Hadn't seen a 35 millimeter film role in years.
I had to go back to re-watch it I had missed that!🤣
It's a great detail. Normally that would be a fairly difficult prop to find nowadays, but working in that studio they probably had some lying around.
It works!
“Xentrex gave me my life back...hail Satan”
Me: amen brother wait-
😂😂😂
Lmao
It's close to 666 likes
Lol
Oh shit🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am a doctor. sometimes people ask me about drugs that I didn't even hear about. this is too funny haha
It works.
Ay can I get some xentrax
Same, I'm a neurosurgeon and have people beg Me to get certain drugs for them. It's ridiculous
Just write me a script of Xentrax and I'll be on my way.
IT WORKS.
An ad for ED being done by a guy called "The Rock" is hilariously ironic
"It could kill you!"
"I think I still want it, though"
That's how xentrax works
*AHAHAHAHA IT WORKS*
Story of my life...
@@orestis9575 better than you know
That's how love works.
That was the most casual “Hail Satan” I’ve ever heard 😂
Absolutely perfect timing👌🏻
Must try that during a random conversation....lol
LOL with tears in my eyes!!
Yes, it's work
I got a feeling the thumbs up on your comment will reach 666. Then some douche on zentrex will thumb up and ruin this for everybody.
"It works" that tiny unnecessary flare of anger at the ends hilarious
That would be one of those fits of rage they warn you about.
Reminds me of that Funny or Die video with the Vinnie Jones workout routine where he relentlessly stalks and beats people...
I keep rewatching it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@rediscoverNewark Me too
Lies again? Vigrx Plus
"sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car" I literally quote this line every day
Bro are we just going to ignore that “I can read minds.”
it works.
And cars
Haha! Hail Satan.
It's the hallucinations side effects
That's a meth usage symptom along with stealing cars, loose teeth, rage, etc. LoL.
Kyle: "Your hurting me sir!".... Rock: "Xentrex works."
It's "you're hurting me sir!"
@@ShnNar1000x don't ruin it...
@@musiclaboratory9694 lol 😂😂😂
@@ShnNar1000x shut mouth
You have 911 likes
I would love to watch outtakes of this, no way they were not cracking up every 10 seconds
"No I cant give it you, you could die"
"Yeah I think I still want it WRITE THE PRESCRIPTION!!!" 😂
@@empathy1234 "I wasnt leaving", so he said:" i think that website just froze my computer!"
😂😂😂
Mr. Noice “So I grabbed him a little and he said you’re hurting me sir!”........... Proceeds to kick the shit out of him 😂😂
@@AttilatheThrilla "xentrex works" 🤣
😂😂
lmao! "What the hell is xentrax?" Haha!!
Josie Englin I think it's real but they call it zentrix.
Zentrix is an anime show that aired from 2003-2004 i looked it up
MaxTanzi27 yeah but it still works
MaxTanzi27 apparently it helps with keeping men erect one hell of a anime
"Xentrax gave me my life back.......hail satan"
Love the off-hand manner when he says the last bit
The delivery of every line the Rock says makes this the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
The devils work in plain sight man
@@ninergang1881 satan loves you ya fuck.
Illuminati Confirmed.
@@ninergang1881 Dude, stop taking Zentrex, you are allucinating fantasy characters already.
"My bones are cold." lol
But his heart is hot 😂😂😂
Meth.. jesus
"I can read minds"... 😅
Tye Tastic I was the 666th like. You’re welcome for the bad luck and shit
"When I wear gray sweatpants people cross the street " 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
BOI MUST'VE BEEN PACKING LOL
That line had me crying from laughter the first time😂
@@michaelgallardo5778 I don’t get it 😂
😂😂😂
@@unfindablefinder me too. Lol.
I think it means hid d*cc is so long people use it to cross street
"When I wear grey sweatpants, people cross the street...which is fine." I'm deceased
thenormalstate Yeah......it works!
me too but i laughed lmao
Unapologetically Sassy In addition to the previous answer to the question (which was correct), search up the "grey sweatpants challenge."
I looked up the sweatpants challenge....I hate you.
IDK how that didn't get a bigger reaction. Best line of the skit.
It's crazy how these people say it right in y'all faces, and ya'll still don't see it or pay attention to it.
"You're hurting me, sir!"
"Xentrex works."
Christian The W lol
Ken Harris people have been doing it for years boo hoo you little princess
Ken Harris bet a ounce of xentrax youre life sux
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Every now and then, SNL can still come out with gems
Did you see his Ba"Rock" Obama skit? It was basically Obama going hulk mode. Hilarious!
Yeah wow I was surprised and impressed
Skit copied from “MadTV levatrol”
Sorry bout your death man
Yes and this ain't one of them
As a South African, I can confidently say that Xentrax works.
😂😂😂😅😅😅😂😂 Its gives one their life back😂😂😅
As a South African, I highly recommend trying Whoonga. It's like the dad of Xentrax, even better results.
Brendon Peter 😂
So wait, waar kry ek dit?
Lol is it like Bring-back-lost-lovers potion?
I get the sweats, my bones are cold, my teeth are loose, my heart gets really really hot, I can read minds and sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car.
😂🤦♂️
Genius writing! My favorite part 😂😂😂
When I wear sweatpants people cross the street lmaoooo
Literally the side effects mentioned in some real drug commercials.
hail satan.
Dwayne nailed this skit soo hard its like he's taken 10 Xentrex pills 😂😂😂😂😂
Of course he did. Why wouldn’t he? It works.
hell yeah xD
" that's what in meth right?"😂
His face was like yea so? lol
Feven Tewodros he also says "hail satan" 😅😈......😐😐😐😐😐😐😕😕😕😕
anth1984 tre I wish there really were, like real sacrifice peoole for Satan Satanists, keep retards away.
anth1984 tre trust me I know
it's deeper than we think
they have lied about everything
research flat earth
BehindTheMask he says hail Satan right at the end ??? wow they really are trying to program the kids ..!!!
I think that website just froze my computer. So I grabbed him a little LOL
A good ending would be if someone walked up to him and asks "Who are you talking to?" We pull out and see there's no cameras, no commercial, he's just talking to a wall.
That would've been funny! : D
Behaimanot Sebhat wow that would of been great actually
But then there would have to be a camera to catch that from another perspective... otherwise we wouldn't have seen it.
+Pat Fitzgerald chill out , his idea works.
ian [Manger Dormir Cuire] So does Xentrex!
Lost it at "My bones are cold"
kbkrisp When he said that I laughed until I teared up
This is honestly the best SNL skit I've seen in years-
Thats sad
@@yeet-qw2tv its true
It’s true I agree, can someone prove us wrong please!
YES IT IS!
@@victoriadominguez3445 nope...Drake skit
Lyrics:
It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour
Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours
Black and Samoan in my veins, my culture bangin' with Strange
I change the game so what's my motherfuckin' name? (Rock)
What they gonna get though?
Desecration, defamation, if you wanna bring it to the masses
Face to face now we escalatin' when I have to put boots to asses
Mean on ya like a dream when I'm rumblin'
You're gonna scream, "Mama"
So bring drama to the king Brahma (Then what?)
Comin' at ya' with extreme mana (Ahoo, ahoo, ahoo)
"When I wear gray sweat pants people cross the street!" Lolololol...
carrotjuse Xentrex works! 😂
Hilarious!!!
Which is fine!
@@daneh977 it took me longer to admit what the damn joke was.
Damnit brain, start workin rite naw peace
I don't get it, someone explain it please
"And those are just the side effects they tell you about" 😂😂😂😂
Nose begins bleeding
I can read minds. Hail Satan.
666 like lmao
Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen vehicle
The Rock is unironically a great actor.
@Varxaax Ironically, he doesn't know what unironically means.
No shit
Fun fact, before the rock was an actor, he was an actor
@@GZQ9 😂😂
No no he isnt
I start cracking up every time I get to the "Rhino Horn?" part. 😂😂😂😂
"Hail Satan." So casual, it took me a few seconds to process it and I had a delayed laugh reaction
Lovegood Schuyler they just slipping him into everything now so casually like "hey it's your buddy from down the street" I'm just sitting here like no, I don't fuck with dude. Where's good ole God😇
hail hydra
Lol, no. Sorry, Satan doesn't exist.
*Proceeds to warn illuminati about Shlomo's comment.
+Shlomo Shoahstein Achem's razor buddy. The simplest explanation is usually the right answer. So what's more likely? Everyone simply looking after their own interests? Or an entire ethnic group plotting the destruction of the world to appease a fallen angel? They would also have to cover up every single piece of evidence and make no human errors, and the only people who could look past their cover are people who read conspiracy theories. Sorry man, satan doesn't exist and the probability of this entire conspiracy is quite low. Please post non-circumstantial facts and not online articles if you wish to dispute my claim.
"so i grabbed him a little" hilarious
Alejandro R Lopez "Your hurting me sir!!"
I get the sweats, my bones are cold, my teeth are loose, my heart get’s really hot, I can read minds, and sometimes I wake up in a stolen car … 😂
I love how sometimes he wakes up in a stolen car but he just can read minds. Not sometimes just new super power as a side effect to boner pills
livin' the dream ;)
But it works 😁
@@fogtooth6824 …. LoL yep!!
...but my erections are FANTASTIC!
I can't believe after 4 years I finally see this skit! My stomach hurts after watching it! 🤣😂🤣
Same here🤣
2:13 I love how it comes in a film canister
That's how it comes off the streets
Why South African, though?
PJ Bosman if it came from anywhere else it would come in shrink wrap
Where the hell did they get it? Are the still cameras that use film?
Kevin2382
You can buy 25-pack for $12. I’m pretty sure those get sold for dope dealing all the time.
Holy shit, I'm in tears laughing. I love how the Rock just played that straight. I thought this sketch was going to be predictable but fuck lol.
The deadpan or “straight man” (the one who never laughs or smiles) is the funniest.
cindybin2001 Liberal.
cindybin2001 You got offended very easily. Liberal indeed.
cindybin2001 Freedom of speech. What's wrong with using profanity? Stop being a sensitive snowflake.
Matthew Kessing Liberal=Mental disorder.
You could say that now he's 'rock' hard
IamSly409 ayyyyyyyyy
xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
opo200
and ofc snl didnt think of this xP
Feel better now? Your impotent white rage must now be satisfied. Go ahead, say it again. Get it all out.
Man I love Cecily Strong voiceovers.
When the doctor's computer freezes and starts swarming with popups.
LMAO
Black Phoenix 89 that shit gets me every time 😂😂😂
Black Phoenix 89 DELETE ALL FILES
*"I could read minds..."* 😅
And sometimes I wake driving a stolen car.
This and the casual hail satan are so easy to miss
Side effects include hallucinations indeed
Hail Satan
Spider Man o: SPIDER-MAN?!
Do you take Xentrex?
You have to give him credit, Johnson has good comedic delivery.
would love to see him and Dave Bautista do a dramedy together. They both deliver punch lines like Leslie Nielsen.
And now thanks to Xentrex he has good semenic delivery as well.
@@wanderingstar9322 and cold bones
@@adumb1985 And loose teeth
Referring to him as "Johnson" is hilarious to me for some reason lol
"When I wear grey sweatpants people cross the street"😂😂
Rachelle Barrett I don’t get it
@@herubedety8871 hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
some may run to the other side of the street, while a few will cross over to his side.
@@rafiashraf2769 he looks like he has a gun in his sweatpants, but it's just his huge boner.
"And that's ok."
"So he says ‘I think that website just froze my computer.’ So I grabbed him a little"😂😂
It's a natural response
luckyDancer100 lmfao
“You’re hurting me sir”
*chuckles*
“It works”
I want to like your comment but it has 666 likes on it, and I DON'T want to ruin that lol!
1:33 lol the hammer guy in the background is hammering at nothing.
red920 I think he's actually hammering with a wrench
good eye
red920 That just made this skit all the more funnier!
He's chiseling, kids.
Very good eye! 😂 Hammering or chiseling, doesn't matter..the guy is hitting nothing but air.
My mind lost at 1:29 and then when the nose bleed starts.. I’m 😭😂😅
Threaten your doctor for South African Xantrex. It works
"Just write the f#ckin' prescription!"
Ask ur ketamine guy for South African Xantrex....it works.
R150 for script
200 drs certificate lol
What does South Africa has to do with it. The joke was working just fine but some still wanted to add a dash of racism?
@C caymer I am fully aware South Africa is a country. What does South Africa have to do with this skit?
That's why his friends call him The Rock Johnson
Mr. Hat lmao
@C caymer *FUCK I LOVE YOUR COMMENT!*
His dads name is literatly "rocky johnson" i shit you not
The rock knows all about putting bs in his body 💉
Ur damn right! Now I wanna try some of that shit! Now!!!
2:02
"When I wear grey sweatpants people cross the street."
😳😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I don’t get it could you explain
b r u n s o n it means *b o n e r*
JoJo *o h*
@@joshuageorge_yt Erections are easier to see in sweats.
I know a bunch of women who would mob him in those sweat pants... He would need a double dose.
1:35 getting "play" roughed up by Dwayne Johnson is now on my bucket list, lol.
The “pill bottle” is a film canister 😂
people may not know what those are any more as less and less film is commonly used. I grew up with the things and they had so many other uses as a small container they were great
@@gkprivate433 I can honestly say it held my weed
@@christineferreira2181 LMAO I got lucky and grew up back when film still was a thing (or maybe it's just my dad who's still used it) I brought some mates along on a hike last year while taking pics and they asked me about what those plastic containers were, one of them is still using the one I gave him as his weed stash...
Film container? You mean like a thumb drive? Who uses those any more?
@@christineferreira2181 Pro tip for film canister weed/drug storage. If you take a dasani bottle cap it fits perfectly in the canister and theres only one way to get it out. I watched a cop cut themselves with their own knife trying to get it open. They then threatened to charge me without assaulting an officer i replied "I mean, you can try but I am currently in handcuffs and on the other side of the room sitting down and my house guests are chilling here too." They dropped that fast. I told them there wasnt anything in it and idk where they even found it, i did direct them to my Nikon sitting on the table as I was a film student. They \didnt find my weed and pills so they simply left, cop was bleeding pretty bad, f that hoe.
So the way you open it...you literally squeeze it and the bottle cap pops right out with a satisfying sound. Cops are stupid lmao
When I wear gray sweat pants people cross the street
Hahaha I'm dying
TJ Hoover which is fine..
TJ Hoover hail satan.
I have been using Xentrex for three months and my family avoids me, I scare small children, my girlfriend just bought a gun and the priest at my parish wants to do an exorcism on me. Man, this stuff really works.
Richard Motroni I have 3 new best friends...grsnted I only see them in my reflection, and one constantly makes me wear a dress every Thursday night, but hey.....xentrex....
See, I told you Xentrex would work. It really.....Hey! WTF are these giants bats doing in my room! Dear God they are huge! Get the hell out of my room you disgusting giant rats! GET OUT!
*IT WORKS*
Hahahshahahahaha
Hey i grew two cocks, 4 nips, and a 2nd anus. Trust me it works...
Literally the greatest role Dwayne has performed lol he’s so serious yet so funny here haha
How he did this with a straight face and not breaking character will always be a mystery
Lovegood Schuyler Its not a live sketch. This was pre recorded with multiple takes
GangStar 8 But like, still 😂... however many takes, *how does he not laugh*
Well that mystery was solved quickly
Cuz he's a rock
Lovegood Schuyler your name and channel icon are gold
and it comes in an old school film canister
That's how you know it's good!
I want to know where they got one these days. I used to have a couple myself, but I think tossed them.
i can’t count how much weed i’ve put in those
ME TOO!!!! Thought I was the only one. Best thing ever
That's how you know it works!
That random "hail Satan" really took me off guard!
Vince Kozlowski Jr
pretty sure it means something here, it's Hollywood, they didn't have to get religious, the skit was okay.
Yea, for real, it was so random. A hidden agenda there fosho!
right? it served no purpose to this skit. I'm surprised no one is talking about this more or the child joke that was in poor taste, I'm all for dark humor but it was really odd for someone like the rock to do.
It wasn't random. Smoke Meth and Hail Satan is a meme. The drug is supposed to have Meth in it. Where have you people been?
Satan is the friend he refered before, the one who gave him the Zantrax, and even the website of Zantraz broke the doctor's computer. This sketch and the one of the Child molester Robot has a hidden a agenda for sure!
Johnson’s delivery is impeccable
*"Hail Satan!!" Well that went south fast..* 😂😂
Wake up buddy
Don't forget the WINK
Hail satan!
It went South so far, that it started to go North.
"Going on down to South Park gonna have myself a time"
"I wasn't leaving." 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂So casually too
@@faku2534 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So threaten your Doctor or call your Ketamine guy today.......lol
That "Hail, Satan," was spot on.
'So threaten your doctor, or ask your ketamine guy...' hahahaha...
The fact that he did that with s straight face kills me the most...
I love that the drug comes in a black camera roll case... just like my weed did in the 1980's
@@JameAndy-be1pv The Rock has always had perfect comedic timing.
Its funny when he narrated his doctor, perfectly-sync
Why it gotta be South African man😂 we just out here minding our own business
That's exactly why. Your own business is a shady erectile dysfunction pill that kills people
Doyle what😂our business is exporting fruit and wine and tourism
I think that was referencing the fact that before becoming illegal the biggest market for 2C-B was South Africa.
@@FelixCousins also the "rhino horn" part
Well we can't blame EVERYTHING on the Nigerians...
the line "When I wear gray sweatpants, people cross the street" has me ROLLING
"Which is fine"
I'm dying, Kyle getting his butt kicked in the background is beyond hilarious.. plus dude can read minds🤣😂😂😆😆🤣🤣
Then almost at the end he's laughing w the guy and fakes like he's bout to hit him hahaha literally from start to finish this is absolute comedic perfection. The small details like these even. Or the absurdity of my favorite part when the dr is like what the hell is that? And he says it's the strongest male enhancement in the world as if he's putting the DOCTOR on to something