Jerry Seinfeld Roasts Artificial Intelligence and Dishes Out Marriage Advice

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  • @lmacdonald1281
    @lmacdonald1281 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +89

    Can you imagine being a billionaire and still doing your thing almost 50 years later later with the same joy and intensity as when you were starting out.

    • @gailkelly6154
      @gailkelly6154 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Yes he can do it cause he loves that people love him. I am one of those people. I'm 74 and I been watching Jerry over and over on his series. I never got tired of watching him.❤

    • @gailkelly6154
      @gailkelly6154 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes he can do it cause he loves that people love him. I am one of those people. I'm 74 and I been watching Jerry over and over on his series. I never got tired of watching him.❤

    • @nickw7417
      @nickw7417 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If you think Jerry Seinfeld is having a "good time," you're out of your mind.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@nickw7417 ...as if you know what Jerry thinks or feels...

    • @actownsend7288
      @actownsend7288 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He also has car insurance to pay on the sports cars and Porsches which are kick ass by the way

  • @cuypz1
    @cuypz1 หลายเดือนก่อน +393

    Jimmy Fallon has basically turned into Kenny Bania during this interview. That's gold Jerry!

    • @lumu76
      @lumu76 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Hah. Yeah, Jimmy needs to chill.

    • @maltygoodness2
      @maltygoodness2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      🤣🤣🤣 Now, that is GOLD!!!

    • @Nostredamus
      @Nostredamus หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Kenny but youre still right

    • @cuypz1
      @cuypz1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Nostredamus oops, what the hell was I thinking 😕 fixed it

    • @icedanilzation
      @icedanilzation หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He's too deep now, he can't just turn off the laugh tap anymore, people would notice, wonder what's wrong, it would be all awkward, oh well

  • @YossiR
    @YossiR หลายเดือนก่อน +176

    "It's one person " that's just a perfect line

    • @RomyHouston-y9v
      @RomyHouston-y9v หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Guess who is gonna need an ambulance one day! He just sealed his fate on that one. Lol

    • @rob832
      @rob832 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I thought, 'This guy doesn't feel well', was an even better one.

    • @dannyarcher6370
      @dannyarcher6370 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Pure Seinfeld. lol

    • @jonwz
      @jonwz 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@RomyHouston-y9v Kinda think you missed the point.

    • @jerryfz
      @jerryfz 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      if Larry David said this there he's going to end up in it at the end of the season

  • @lynnturman8157
    @lynnturman8157 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    ha ha....Jerry is still firing on all cylinders. Love it.

    • @wakegary
      @wakegary 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ha ha (:

    • @harrisonmackenzie
      @harrisonmackenzie 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      “HAHAHA! Cylinders!” - J Fallon reading this comment

  • @jsjs6751
    @jsjs6751 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    Jerry does standup sitting down.
    Love it.

    • @mdougf
      @mdougf 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lmaooo

    • @rickacton7540
      @rickacton7540 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      and you perform live on the internet, thats just gold right there

    • @jsjs6751
      @jsjs6751 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@nebbiolo702 Instead of just complaining, why not try to come up with something positive?

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Patrice O'neal has entered the chat.

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The ambulance and kitchen sponge bits are pure Jerry. 😂😂

  • @artepjan
    @artepjan หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    Jerry is such a great guest! Real, honest and sooo funny, made me laugh, no foul language, just some food for thought, top notch comedy. Thank you!

    • @gfaydark
      @gfaydark หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Your response is the reason I know that AI wrote everything that none of this is real

    • @artepjan
      @artepjan หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@gfaydark ? Sorry I wasn’t articulate and witty enough to your liking, in my 3rd language. But I meant what I wrote.

    • @jokedejojo
      @jokedejojo หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Real? He just does material. There's no real interaction.

    • @Sharon-cb6zt
      @Sharon-cb6zt หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Apartheid Adventure Holiday: You can now pretend to kill Palestinians at Israeli Tourist Camps for only $115

      Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his family visited the "Caliber 3 Israeli Counter Terror and Security Academy" during their visit in Israel, revealed Caliber 3 in a Facebook post on Monday.
      "Finally we are allowed to tell you!! The legendary Jerry Seinfeld and his family were at (sic) Caliber 3 during their visit to Israel last week, they came to us for shooting training with displays of combat, Krav Maga, assault dogs and lots of Zionism. It was great," said the post.

      These part-propaganda, part-morbid fantasy “terror camps” provide tourists a chance to play the role of IDF soldiers in dramatic situations.
      These facilities allow visitors to train like IDF soldiers and act in a variety of stimulated situations - including an explosion at a Jerusalem marketplace, a stabbing attack, a sniper tournament and a live demonstration with attack dogs.
      The two-hour “training camp,” which is frankly part-propaganda and part-morbid amusement, provides travelers “a taste of the Israeli military experience,” according to Haaretz."

    • @bb8942
      @bb8942 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He actually makes people laugh?

  • @salehal-najar6162
    @salehal-najar6162 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    This is a comedy MASTERCLASS … thanks Mr. Seinfeld ❤

    • @bayardogonzalez6621
      @bayardogonzalez6621 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Fallon's insane laugh is a comedy masterclass in faking it

  • @MichaelSmith-kb9iu
    @MichaelSmith-kb9iu หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    “It’s one person “ 🤷🏻‍♂️ lmao Jerry is great, I love when people “try” to heckle him… priceless

  • @ivanpb1983
    @ivanpb1983 หลายเดือนก่อน +396

    Fallon's laughter is the definition of "artificial".

    • @mihaiciupe9940
      @mihaiciupe9940 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      I disagree. I think he has a very colorful laugh and I always enjoy hearing it.

    • @randomfire5315
      @randomfire5315 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@mihaiciupe9940 I agree.

    • @andrewjohnson588
      @andrewjohnson588 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      It was literally making me uncomfortable how hard he was laughing at the pretty mundane Frankenstein in a sport coat bit.

    • @namangoyal7180
      @namangoyal7180 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dunno how he survives having a show... there are black dudes 10 times better than this fallen guy

    • @Flavum
      @Flavum หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      He's the weakest of the late night hosts by far. Just a fawning schoolboy.

  • @halkuhns8070
    @halkuhns8070 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Good coffee bit. It evoked a sincere moment I remember from Jacques Pepin: he said I hope the last meal I have on earth is a piece of bread and a little bit of butter...

  • @LaSnob711
    @LaSnob711 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    I can totally relate to Jerry's OCD about kitchen sponges 😂 Happy Holidays!

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's not ''ocd'' , it's just an accurate observation)

  • @jsacodes916
    @jsacodes916 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Jerry is going back on the road and his hair is making a comeback. Super exciting!

  • @sgarrita2561
    @sgarrita2561 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    I so agree on the coffee.. coffee is my hero

    • @LahainaStrong444
      @LahainaStrong444 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Coffee is Gold:😊💫

    • @mikek7431
      @mikek7431 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      and tea does suck. Hate it.

  • @joaoypsilon
    @joaoypsilon หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    A comedian's paradise would be an audience full of Jimmy.

    • @occasionalfeelgood23
      @occasionalfeelgood23 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      You mean fake and forced laughter no matter how bad the joke is?

    • @dark_sunset
      @dark_sunset หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      no

    • @dannyarcher6370
      @dannyarcher6370 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sounds like hell for them, actually.

    • @wakegary
      @wakegary 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Welcome to Jerry's Perredise, would you like to take today's aggression out on a fresh Jimmy, Jerry? Now loading 2 Jimmies.

    • @pablosarti1216
      @pablosarti1216 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The good ones wouldn't enjoy it. Easy laughter.

  • @hassanabbe6791
    @hassanabbe6791 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Mariage advice “ what ever you have, that’s the best you have “

  • @jpb2692
    @jpb2692 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Jerry is at the level now where he's doing his standup set on the couch

    • @alepine1986
      @alepine1986 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And he's still funny as hell!

    • @dannyarcher6370
      @dannyarcher6370 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You messed this up, but it's ok, this is why we test jokes out first before we put them out on tour.
      The correct delivery is, "Jerry is at the level now where he's doing his standup sitting down."
      You're welcome.

    • @jpb2692
      @jpb2692 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@dannyarcher6370 I was gonna go that way, but it kind of felt too on the nose. I may have to go back to the Cellar to refine. Thank you for the feedback 🙏

    • @bossbo88
      @bossbo88 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Haha was just about to slam his comment until you delivered the correct one

    • @jsjs6751
      @jsjs6751 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@dannyarcher6370 And you got that from my original comment, maybe? 😊

  • @maureenharrison1261
    @maureenharrison1261 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    They’re disappointed in you too. And yet.
    Never truer words 🌟

  • @jmp84duh
    @jmp84duh หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    2:24 I definitely want a cup right there at the end ☕

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes?" -George Gobel.🤣😂

  • @krisstopher8259
    @krisstopher8259 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    JERRY: Horses. They're like big riding dogs.
    ELAINE: What about ponies? What kind of abnormal animal is that? And those kids who had their own ponies..
    JERRY: I know, I hated those kids. In fact, I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up.
    MANYA: ..I had a pony.
    (The room is dead quiet)
    JERRY: ..Well, I didn't really mean a pony, per se.
    MANYA: (Angry) When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies. My sister had a pony, my cousin had a pony, ..So, what's wrong with that?
    JERRY: Nothing. Nothing at all. I was just merely expressing..
    HELEN: Should we have coffee? Who's having coffee?
    MANYA: He was a beautiful pony! And I loved him.
    JERRY: Well, I'm sure you did. Who wouldn't love a pony? Who wouldn't love a person that had a pony?
    MANYA: You! You said so!
    JERRY: No, see, we didn't have ponies. I'm sure at the time in Poland, they were very common. They were probably like compact cars..
    MANYA: That's it! I've had enough! (She leaves the room)
    ISAAC: Have your coffee, everyone. She's a little upset. It's been an emotional day.
    (Isaac leaves, everyone looks at Jerry)
    JERRY: I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on
    that? I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbor, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony. Why would anybody come
    here if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense.. am I wrong?

  • @ChrisCornell420
    @ChrisCornell420 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Coffee is the Best Beverage and the most selling beverage in the World

  • @pabitrasaikia8175
    @pabitrasaikia8175 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    We feel home.. When we watch this show

    • @Maccarpenter
      @Maccarpenter 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      agreed….❤

  • @TheVicj92
    @TheVicj92 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Seinfeld has so much money that he goes on tours just to have something to do in his life. 😂😂

  • @BATgirl57
    @BATgirl57 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Ah Jerry is a legend!! I totally agree with your feelings about coffee!!!This episode was the cherry on my Thanksgiving sundae!!!☕️🥰😘😂🤗

  • @s3cr3tsquar333
    @s3cr3tsquar333 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Jimmy is THE best fake laugher out there

    • @RenaKa-ladida
      @RenaKa-ladida หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@totallybored5526you're 100 percent right😂

    • @bb8942
      @bb8942 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@totallybored5526so does that mean the other Jimmy is better at fake/forced laughing?

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't think it was fake in this case

  • @arthurmani
    @arthurmani หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Seinfeld is on top form, genius lines throughout.

  • @jennywboca
    @jennywboca หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Seeing Jerry in January in Florida- can’t wait!

    • @francesw.6774
      @francesw.6774 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Is he performing at Del Boca Vista?

  • @jamesfry4058
    @jamesfry4058 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I laughed out loud when Jimmy brings out Jerry and he tells Jimmy to "tone it down you hype it up too much" ...... most nights I can't watch Fallon's monologue for just that reason. I know he's a funny guy but he gets so effing excited and starts screaming about how excited he is I just gotta close the tab. But right up to the "Uh Oh he's gettin worked up" point he's got some good material

  • @crockett888
    @crockett888 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    " what's the deal with airplane peanuts? "

  • @Barcellofabio
    @Barcellofabio หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    This is why people like podcast better. 15 mnt interview of Seinfeld is just NOT ENOUGH. We want to hear more

    • @SesameStreetRacingChannel
      @SesameStreetRacingChannel หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Speak for yourself...he is an old, worn out record...same schtick every time.

    • @james1000
      @james1000 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think he’s doing relatively new material here

    • @SesameStreetRacingChannel
      @SesameStreetRacingChannel หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@james1000 the sponge bit has been around a while...just like Seinfeld...he only brings material that he has shlepped around for a while...he is too afraid to fail at this age.

    • @tapetwo7115
      @tapetwo7115 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SesameStreetRacingChannelyeah that artificial intelligence bit was so 1980s of his material

    • @SesameStreetRacingChannel
      @SesameStreetRacingChannel หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tapetwo7115 The guy is washed up...that is why he is on tour with Gaffigan...because Gaffigan is popular

  • @jsods1
    @jsods1 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Why did Frankenstein need to wear a sports jacket? 😂

    • @totallybored5526
      @totallybored5526 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because it’s a book by a woman. And women are obsessed with making the perfect man, and that includes making him look presentable. Which is akin to “you can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter”

    • @unclebob7937
      @unclebob7937 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He got the weatherman spot on my local TV!
      Everytime he turns sideways the map dissappears!

    • @unclebob7937
      @unclebob7937 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fire BAD!!

  • @MrMishal03
    @MrMishal03 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    "When you get to the end of this life, before we move on, whatever is next; I think it's quite possible your last thought will be - that was good coffee.
    Everything after my morning coffee was a pain in the ass, but the coffee, was good! Because it's the only thing in your life that's 100% on your side, every day, every cup, c'mon, let's go, me and you, we can do this!"
    Thank you for showcasing your love, our love, for coffee so eloquently, Jerry. One day I'm going to start my own cafe and put this quote up, with a picture of you above it.

    • @steveprudell9976
      @steveprudell9976 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes best line "

    • @maxm4451
      @maxm4451 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's really good 😁

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Come to Melbourne Australia. We DO Coffee! Coffee flavours from all around the world, along with sweets and pastries. Melbourne is Coffee shop culture. Starbucks couldn't survive in Melbourne because it just didn't make the grade!

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes, love it! Except it would need this:
      ...every cup: "Come on, let's go! Me & you, we can do this!"
      Because the cup is saying that. 😉👍👍 I hope you don't mind the edit. I just enjoy editing, lol. I think it's the teacher in me! ☺️ Lemme know when you get your coffee place up & running! 😋☕️

    • @paul--b
      @paul--b หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@markfryer9880and yet there are still Starbucks branches there… you can only “control” Starbucks, you can’t eradicate it.

  • @worldatmyfingertips7771
    @worldatmyfingertips7771 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    As Jerry rambles on about coffee, car rides, AI, etc I can almost hear that old ending music of one typical Jerry Seinfeld episode 😁😁👌

  • @ianleslie6971
    @ianleslie6971 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Jerry always brings a bit of a set. Others have to show the kids pics. Animals and whatever to fill out the product.
    Great spot 👌 thanks

  • @Kanoog
    @Kanoog หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Should we tell him that Frankenstein in the doctor? I think it's okay, everybody understands the joke haha.

    • @james1000
      @james1000 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I guarantee he knows that and made a conscious decision that he thinks Frankenstein is funnier than Frankenstein’s monster.

  • @hrushiayre
    @hrushiayre หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Jerry, please please make more of the comedians in cars getting coffee. It’s the best. At least share the full length episodes on TH-cam.

    • @lisae6330
      @lisae6330 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes I crave more episodes

  • @BroadShouldersPod
    @BroadShouldersPod หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Absolutely boggles my mind he is 70! I thought he was 60

  • @stephaniebudd9446
    @stephaniebudd9446 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I love Jerry Seinfeld, so funny. ❤

  • @VibrantSki
    @VibrantSki หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Haha that was great. Jerry is quick!

  • @olivergarrick1175
    @olivergarrick1175 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    This is why always respect seinfeld he very wise guy love his outlook on life so relatable.

    • @h3artands0uLL
      @h3artands0uLL หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You respect a guy that picked up a 17 year old at the park when he was almost 40?
      And who married his wife after meeting her as a married woman? He met her after her honeymoon and got her number. Not even married 4 months and this guy swooped her up. I think he’s gross

    • @melissag2370
      @melissag2370 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bitch everyone banged 17 year olds. Go read some history. I say this as a history major woman

    • @macmiller6055
      @macmiller6055 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@h3artands0uLLomg what is it with you people begin so obsessed to someone past that much to think yall have morals when the age of consent is 16 get a life you insufferable knucklehead

  • @TheMavynonIG
    @TheMavynonIG หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    9:20 He really sellin it 😂

  • @brianbrino4310
    @brianbrino4310 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Excellent show and Jerry Seinfeld to me is simply a genius in modern comedy!

  • @williammiller5575
    @williammiller5575 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I played the skit by Jerry about coffee for my wife this am at the breakfast table. She said, oh now I get it...I'm pretty cranky without my coffee.

  • @1234shijie
    @1234shijie หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Jerry Seinfeld is the GOAT😂

    • @janetglover999
      @janetglover999 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I like his comedy so much more than I did when he was younger.

  • @juliebradley6961
    @juliebradley6961 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Loved this hilarious episode and adore you both! You have such a kind heart Jimmy, thumbs up on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, especially the pants, very festive! ( : Your laugh was genuine, how could it not be with Jerry's sponge joke!!!! I laughed so hard watching you both and wished it was longer! Jerry's beautiful Wife was laughing just as hard as I was! I still watch Jerry Seinfeld every night from 10:30 till 11:30 and it never gets old, it's infectious!!! Just watched an old SNL with Seth Myers and you were getting ready to leave to the Tonight Show, it was a classic and emotional Jimmy. Anyway Happy Holidays to y'all and your beautiful Families! Can't thank you enough for all the feel good laughs over the years. Got a little carried away .... ( : 💙

  • @michelpixel
    @michelpixel หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Jerry never disappoints...

  • @clintgirodat9142
    @clintgirodat9142 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was like what are you talking about as I'm drinking an iced coffee

  • @SmartMoufShirts
    @SmartMoufShirts หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If I could die right after finishing my morning coffee, the afterlife will start perfectly.

  • @suebowker7037
    @suebowker7037 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love the comedic connection between those two.

  • @FRANCESCOBERGOMI
    @FRANCESCOBERGOMI หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Genius. Love you, Jerry.

  • @jgpeabody
    @jgpeabody หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jerry really brought it. So good!

  • @Sylvie-w4r
    @Sylvie-w4r หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    A sheer comedic genius!

  • @ChrisCornell420
    @ChrisCornell420 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Watch the video where Kesha tries to hug Jerry and Jerry says I don't know who you are and walks away. It's so awkward and funny

    • @susanhughan2198
      @susanhughan2198 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I saw that !!! He says “No! No thank you” when she approached him on the red carpet of some event, while being briefly interviewed by ET.. she had such a hurtful look on her face; which actually made me like him lesser than I already did 🤦🏼‍♀️
      He just seems rude in real life. Keep trying to be relevant, JS, those days are over…

    • @PuttingthingsinmyNAS
      @PuttingthingsinmyNAS หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@susanhughan2198 Why won't these prudes just let strangers grab and touch them am I right?

    • @JusticeForTheDead
      @JusticeForTheDead หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@susanhughan2198 Yes, he made one of the greatest comedy shows ever, but Larry David's comedy along with great actors is the reason for that - nearly everything I've seen from him outside of Seinfeld, he comes across very snide and truly demeaning. He would be annoying to serve or do work for, like, I could just hear him saying, "I don't clean carpets for a living, so I know you're the expert here, but..." and such. I could be wrong, but this is how he comes across with past controversies.

    • @susanhughan2198
      @susanhughan2198 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ 💯 D bag!

    • @mrrandyjordan
      @mrrandyjordan หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣

  • @ScottieGray-c3t
    @ScottieGray-c3t หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thanks for the marriage tips Jerry.

    • @patriciamuller1836
      @patriciamuller1836 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well trodden minefield
      Especially with his wife in the room
      Boy did she hit the motherlode
      Can you imagine what a divorce would cost him
      Unless she was silly enough to sign a prenup

  • @jodibirmingham9040
    @jodibirmingham9040 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jerry is ❤💯 hysterical 🤣

  • @vijayasaraswathy3894
    @vijayasaraswathy3894 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Hey Jerry,fyi, Darjeeling is a hill station in India and is the second largest producer of fantastic tea.Every bit of the premium tea leaves gets exported worldwide and we Indians hardly can get hold of this premium tea(ironic,cause it's grown right here in Darjeeling,India).So,in that sense you guys are really lucky to even be able to taste it.

    • @andrewemery4272
      @andrewemery4272 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well said, India. Americans are idiots. Love from 🇬🇧

    • @wisemanspoke
      @wisemanspoke หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes & while joking about tea bags, he probably thinks coffee comes from trees and has no nasty waste to clean after. Not funny, including his ambulance joke

    • @jaimemc7886
      @jaimemc7886 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I Am sure Jerry does not trying to be disrespectful to the hundreds of millions whom enjoy Tea. Is only he is getting old and a little grumpy.
      Big respect to u guys there in India.

    • @wisemanspoke
      @wisemanspoke หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jaimemc7886 totally agree - he’s getting old, grumpy & out of touch

    • @bb8942
      @bb8942 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey @vijayasaraswathy3894, Jerry will never see you're comment lmfao

  • @alysonturcin-weller7443
    @alysonturcin-weller7443 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Mr. Seinfeld that is utterly brilliant!
    I stayed right around 55th and 4th my first visit and I slept like a baby. I ♥️I NY!♥️♥️

  • @vlademirdampas
    @vlademirdampas หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Coffee is life ☕

  • @timjay1859
    @timjay1859 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Jerry! You see a jerry appearance and yeh know comedy is saved! More coffee please 😂

  • @wishingonthemoon1
    @wishingonthemoon1 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love seeing that they’re friends, but Jimmy is also relaxed and being entertained by this comedic genius. He’s genuinely admiring the wit and jokes and being a sponge to learn from him.

  • @hh987ish
    @hh987ish 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 favorite ever. Saw Mr. Seinfeld live in Colorado!!! Congrats on marriage for many years!! Congrats on wonderful children. So funny!

  • @TargetedTales
    @TargetedTales หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    *What's the deal with Hamas?* (Seinfeld voice)

  • @nelsonoliva2119
    @nelsonoliva2119 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There will never be another Johnny Carson. Jhonnys timimg to laugh at guests jokes was impeccable and never felt forced.

    • @cuypz1
      @cuypz1 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      if you read your comment out loud to Jimmy, he would've laughed, acknowledged and agreed with you at least 8 times.

    • @hopscotchc6n
      @hopscotchc6n 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Carson seemed "forced" all the time. He was best doing his monologue, not that great of an interviewer, just had a lot of good guests & often did that fake laugh like Jimmy gets accused of.

  • @SmartMoufShirts
    @SmartMoufShirts หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I want to hear Jerry say one thing.
    "Frankentein never scared me. Marsupials do... 'cause they're FAST!"
    If Jerry Seinfeld's voice isn't Christopher Walken at a higher octave, I'll eat my VHS copy of The Dead Zone.

    • @bipin5331
      @bipin5331 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Damn! Can't un-hear it now!

    • @SmartMoufShirts
      @SmartMoufShirts หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bipin5331 RIGHT!?!

  • @therichbuddha3277
    @therichbuddha3277 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Coffee is the most important part of a person's life." Seinfeld Guru LOL

  • @bdell519
    @bdell519 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Really grateful for comedians today ❤😅

  • @andrewpawlak5117
    @andrewpawlak5117 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I knew this would basically be a short stand up routine, just one joke after the next, love it.

  • @ChrisCornell420
    @ChrisCornell420 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Hell Yeah I'm obsessed with coffee. I drink 2 gallons of it every day. I'm drinking it right now

    • @MrMishal03
      @MrMishal03 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm Indian, and I'm planning to cut down on my tea (chai) and switch to more coffee after Jerry's brilliant rant 😁

    • @randomfire5315
      @randomfire5315 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MrMishal03It should have been - 'chai (Tea)'. Tea is self explanatory... Don't hate me.

    • @MrMishal03
      @MrMishal03 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@randomfire5315 tea is generally had without milk, as Jerry elaborates. But chai is form of tea where the tea leaves are boiled in milk. I thought you Americans knew the difference 😅

    • @ChrisCornell420
      @ChrisCornell420 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @MrMishal03 we Americans are stoopid. That's why we're the most powerful, wealthiest and advanced country on Earth

    • @ChrisCornell420
      @ChrisCornell420 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@randomfire5315 they're both the same. Chai is short for China which discovered/invented tea

  • @connieflores3841
    @connieflores3841 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He's right on target with his coffee comment....love the looks, smell, taste and his coffee in cars , converstation show..BAM!!!!

  • @victoremitati4530
    @victoremitati4530 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    This is one of the best Jerry Seinfeld's comedy sets, absolute gold, not an interview. His voice is a national treasure 😂😂

    • @billiesmith1675
      @billiesmith1675 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I had truly forgotten how funny he is.

    • @RenfreaKB
      @RenfreaKB หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know! his voice is so unique! xD

  • @humanprojector
    @humanprojector หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Keep going Jerry…only few times I opened this channel

  • @gabrielmaphanga8328
    @gabrielmaphanga8328 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Jerry is a breath of fresh air ... I cant get enough of Seinfeld

    • @melissag2370
      @melissag2370 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He is so enjoyable

    • @seventen7195
      @seventen7195 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      jerry makes fallon watchable

  • @BigBlackNewport
    @BigBlackNewport หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jerry is right about ambulances in New York. People from other cities are so lucky that they don't deal with them at the rate New Yorkers do

  • @whoaskedforthisbs
    @whoaskedforthisbs หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Jerry is morphing into Gilbert Godfrey before our very eyes 😃

    • @RenfreaKB
      @RenfreaKB หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Jerry's still handsome.

  • @lerrynshernandez5047
    @lerrynshernandez5047 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jerry is absolutely brilliant.

  • @JusticeForTheDead
    @JusticeForTheDead หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    I haven't watched a video of Fallon's for at least four years.... and I couldn't even finish this Jerry interview because halfway through, Fallon just won't stop with the constant fawning and arse-kissing that nauseates me at every turn! BLECCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What brought you back?😏

    • @janetkriegl6720
      @janetkriegl6720 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So agree! Absolute cringe. Seinfeld could just as well have gone to QVC to shill his wife's baking book , and reached more of a target audience. Seinfeld remains true to his core - banal and dull since his early days.

    • @birdland85
      @birdland85 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not kidding... I am exactly the same. I used watch always and then I got so tired of it.. that was also 4-5 years ago.
      I got a recommendation just now.
      This is my 3rd video. I'm giving it a try again.. but while I'm typing this I can hear his annoying fake laugh on the background

    • @julieb7785
      @julieb7785 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's like a happy 8 week old puppy in the body of a middle-aged man. And that's his whole act.

    • @wci318
      @wci318 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Turn back to fox and watch the real comedians

  • @alexguraliuc1362
    @alexguraliuc1362 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great video !

  • @iosdeals
    @iosdeals หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Jerry not understanding divorce, after his wife, returning from a 3 week honeymoon with her then-newlywed-husband, filed for divorce after 2 months of marriage to marry him is gold Jerry, gold.

  • @amyvanlowthian2112
    @amyvanlowthian2112 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Could not agree more on Jerry's take on coffee 👍Also how cute is Julian ?!😊

  • @Gudi102
    @Gudi102 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Seinfeld is PURE COMEDY GOLD!!!!

  • @hectorhernandez-t4c
    @hectorhernandez-t4c 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love Jerry 😂 Jim & Jerry thats going to be a Legendary night 🎤🎤 Wish i could go and see them

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You are still so cute Jerry, the comedians in cars getting coffee is the best shtick in the best work, thank you for that

  • @jameshenner5831
    @jameshenner5831 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "To me there's just something about a monster in a blazer. " -Jerry Seinfeld

  • @garytheo
    @garytheo หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Love the Sein ❤ worlds best stand-up comic ever

  • @Fellow287
    @Fellow287 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The caption should be “Two Rich Guys Talkin Shit” hahaha

  • @pbinsb3437
    @pbinsb3437 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Humans are smart enough to invent AI,
    dumb enough to need it,
    and so stupid we can’t figure out if we did the right thing.

  • @revelationsons
    @revelationsons หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jerry, you're messing with my teas. You two together, good stuff!!!

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    We love jerry seinfeld and jimmy fallon

  • @kareneverett125
    @kareneverett125 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    FUNNY, FUNNY - LOVE, LOVE JERRY !!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Myonlytribalchief
    @Myonlytribalchief หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Love Jerry 💖💖💖💖💖

    • @evej1209
      @evej1209 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you retire early with tons of money with no stress, happy family, no need to work much, clean living, then that’s how you will look at 70

  • @GabrielRodriguez-ox6cw
    @GabrielRodriguez-ox6cw 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The kitchen sponge!!! Lmfao!!!

  • @QuantumJJean
    @QuantumJJean หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    What I like about Jerry is his honesty.

  • @armchairguru1921
    @armchairguru1921 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love his comedy.

  • @theelephant2887
    @theelephant2887 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Every word he said on this interview is from his stand-up show. Shouldn't an interview be an opportunity to share some other thoughts? Just wondering...

    • @DanFrederiksen
      @DanFrederiksen หลายเดือนก่อน

      he's trying to hide from accountability for the premeditated genocide he is supporting. honesty isn't his people's strong suit

  • @sorecgaming
    @sorecgaming หลายเดือนก่อน

    "That's gold Jerry, Gold!" 🤣

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    @3:40 SEINFELD: "You will never kill New York."
    *_2024 Enter Donald Trump!_*

    • @heyokakoyeh
      @heyokakoyeh หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stevepeterson5943
      @stevepeterson5943 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Up is down and down is up with you.

    • @warren52nz
      @warren52nz หลายเดือนก่อน

      @stevepeterson5943 In that case the USA is going UP the drain! 🤣

    • @dannyarcher6370
      @dannyarcher6370 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Are you high? New York went right in the election.

    • @warren52nz
      @warren52nz 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@dannyarcher6370 "New York went right WING" you mean? 🤔

  • @hopscotchc6n
    @hopscotchc6n 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Haven't watched Fallon for awhile, but have to watch Jerry, still makes me laugh. I'd congratulate his wife on their anniversary, I can imagine Jerry isn't that easy to live with, haha. Wow, his son is a better looking version of him. LOL.

  • @prajnachan333
    @prajnachan333 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I'm 67. Never been married, no kids.
    Yyaaahhh!!!!! 👏 👏 👏

  • @anirudh98203
    @anirudh98203 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Seinfeld is a genius !!❤️❤️