Reacting to BLOODY anti-abortion Christian film: "Unplanned"

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  • @caelanconrad
    @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

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    • @graffic13
      @graffic13 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You're hilarious! Thank you for this!

  • @Astrolionking
    @Astrolionking 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2239

    The fact that they think abortions happen when a baby is already formed and moving bro😭😭😭

    • @hubertcumberdale6221
      @hubertcumberdale6221 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yes it's pretty silly, but to me it doesn't really matter. It doesn't matter if a person is so early in development that they're not even conscious, they're on the path to a full life they're at the point that we all start at. Depriving them of life would be incredibly cruel.

    • @meghanphillips3495
      @meghanphillips3495 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +768

      ​@@hubertcumberdale6221I think you're in the wrong place

    • @jace_d
      @jace_d 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +348

      Dude's so lost

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +578

      So is a lil spermie

    • @robokill387
      @robokill387 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Some do, just not the majority.

  • @yolandaponkers1581
    @yolandaponkers1581 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2869

    Ok, but seriously, the evangelicals sobbing and praying over a barrel of parts while continuing to ignore the half a million kids in the foster care system is so classic of Christians.

    • @yourpalcork
      @yourpalcork 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I heard that some Christians won’t either bother adopting children from the foster care because they’re gay or smth

    • @lainadelpay
      @lainadelpay 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

      Pro birthers

    • @hubertcumberdale6221
      @hubertcumberdale6221 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      That's a non-sequitur. Pro-life people believe that these are human lives that have been murdered, which is a vastly greater issue than children who are cared for by the state (serious as that is).

    • @yolandaponkers1581
      @yolandaponkers1581 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +303

      @@hubertcumberdale6221I think you meant “false equivalence,” because “non-sequitur” wouldn’t apply even if my comment were a logical fallacy, which it’s not.
      It’s actually very relevant to the discussion, because it brings into focus the demonstrative, feel-good performance that evangelicals put on publicly while ignoring the help desperately needed behind the scenes on a separate, real issue. I call it, “Active inaction.”

    • @cofeejoe2882
      @cofeejoe2882 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@yolandaponkers1581
      Drives me up the wall
      And also the kids that starve in schools
      And the actual MURDERED children who are killed by their carers for being disabled, but get the charges dropped because ableism ~
      Funnnn/s

  • @icedbergamot
    @icedbergamot 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4010

    Never ceases to boggle me how ""pro-life"" people always care more about potential lives than the ones already here

    • @AragornElessar
      @AragornElessar 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      they only care about controlling people and forcing them to give birth and stay pregnant. or die when the live of the pregnant person is in danger.

    • @twebster179
      @twebster179 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +236

      They are too busy projecting...

    • @h00pla434
      @h00pla434 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +364

      The ones already here can disagree with them, "potential" lives can't.

    • @cassiusdhami9215
      @cassiusdhami9215 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A lot of the same "people" are unironically "pro gun" as well.
      #hypocrisyistheAmericanWay

    • @s.e.wigget8144
      @s.e.wigget8144 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They only pretend to care about potential lives to cover up the fact that they're power-tripping control freak misogynists. It's all about oppressing people who aren't cishet white males.
      Everyone in this country needs to read The Turnaway Study by Diana Greene Foster

  • @Silvermoon424
    @Silvermoon424 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1227

    I love that scene where they show anti-choicers harassing and insulting a young woman (who looks like a teenager honestly) to the point where she has to have escorts to the clinic. So like they're CLEARLY acknowledging how unhinged these "pro-life" people are but are just.... brushing past it?

    • @aidennevada243
      @aidennevada243 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      You have a point!

    • @personofthetao
      @personofthetao 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

      They're trying to say that they don't have the same mindset as them, because they don't shout at you and explicitly show you how they really feel.
      Instead, they emotionally manipulate you by pretending to be kind and saintly.
      They say that they care for you, in reality they're saying "you couldn't keep your legs closed".

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Exactly and she’s a teenager or young adult at most who could just be talking about birth control with them. She might not be planning on getting rid of a baby at all. She could be going there for any number of health reasons that aren’t related to an abortion. If she is there for that then it could be possible that someone forced themselves on her and she’s not ready to put her body through having a kid. She also might not want to spend all that time being pregnant just to either end up with a kid who will be a reminder of her trauma or that she’ll just give up to adoption. She might not get anything from it other than the pain of pregnancy and birth

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@personofthetao That is an insane way to twist it. That probably is what they think

    • @spencersine2723
      @spencersine2723 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      It's on purpose. Saying "hey we also hate those awful shouty harassing people" attempts to extend an olive branch to fencesitters and pro-choice people who may be having doubts about their beliefs. It also serves to assure the quieter, more subtle pro-forced birthers who will be the actual audience of this movie that they're not like those *awful* people who harass women in need. A bit insidious.

  • @danielaviera04
    @danielaviera04 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1125

    4:43 This fetus somehow has enough motor control to try to kick and grab on to the uterus yet actual full term newborns die every year from not having enough motor control to move something as simple as a blanket away from their airways and suffocating to death. The way they not only humanize the fetus but full on ignore human development is astonishing. That fetus is behaving like a 1 year old.

    • @JamesBrown-gv1vg
      @JamesBrown-gv1vg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Yeah, I know, I noticed that as well. You can feel however you want about this issue (most pro-life people, contrary to what many pro-choice folks would like to believe don't hate women, they really feel that it's m

    • @scrappydudes1783
      @scrappydudes1783 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Deadass. It's just pure fear mongering. That fetus shouldnt even have a heart yet let alone the consciousness to somehow identify something as a threat and actively avoid it.

    • @cassie1790
      @cassie1790 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      On top of it, fetal demise takes place before the procedure, regardless of whether it’s elective or spontaneous. I cannot get over how they try to convince people that the fetus is still alive before a vacuum.

    • @Cici-2202
      @Cici-2202 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@JamesBrown-gv1vg Okay but it doesn't take much education to realise how dead wrong they are... And using "they realllyyy think it's bad🥺" isn't a good enough excuse when they're trying to make it law

    • @JamesBrown-gv1vg
      @JamesBrown-gv1vg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Cici-2202 True, but I'm pretty sure (theoretically speaking of course) that if any of our own mothers had the ability to travel back in time & choose the other option, none of us would see it as them just exercising their bodily autonomy, so maybe don't villainize these people as monsters who you can't possibly comprehend the reasons for their stances.

  • @pinwnero4333
    @pinwnero4333 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1873

    the part with the abortion and the baby is so true, when I had my 336th abortion, the baby escaped from the doctor and run out of the clinic. Now 20 years later he keeps calling me and telling me the same thing... "I could be a full grown human now, but because you aborted me, I'm stuck being a tiny tiny baby... I'm crying every night". And I cry with him...

    • @aidennevada243
      @aidennevada243 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

      That's actually a really good idea for a horror story! Can I use it in a fanfic? At least in a story about characters having nightmares about it. It may come off as condeming abortion, so I'm not sure if I'd write it.

    • @Ookamiryoshi
      @Ookamiryoshi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

      Does the baby have little T-Rex hands?

    • @emilyrln
      @emilyrln 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

      @@aidennevada243feelings of guilt are perfectly natural; I think as long as your protagonist is able to overcome or come to terms with them in the end and recognize that what they did was necessary for their wellbeing, you can avoid seeming anti-choice.

    • @aidennevada243
      @aidennevada243 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      ​@@emilyrln Thanks! I will try!

    • @mothdotslot
      @mothdotslot 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      you can write whatever you want, just make sure to put a note or tag that you don't share the same feelings as the characters. ie, if i wrote a fic where the main character victim blames and sloot shames, i can very easily say "this isn't me and this is a fake character with bad opinions"
      ​@aidennevada243

  • @Snuzzled
    @Snuzzled 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2043

    The fetus scrabbling at the uterus like a cat being dragged out of the carrier at the vet had me cracking up, and then when you compared it to Mufasa on the cliff I lost it.

    • @thequietpart_
      @thequietpart_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +346

      The “oops I didn’t realize my milk tea had boba in it” sound at the end was AMAZING

    • @Hepheat75
      @Hepheat75 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

      It's also not very realistic either 😂

    • @stoppit9
      @stoppit9 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      It's the most amazing bullshit

    • @LoganBluth
      @LoganBluth 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      It's like Buster Bluthe leaving claw marks on the inside of Lucille's uterus.

    • @emisformaker
      @emisformaker 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      Same. When its boneless little head just disappeared into the tube, my brain gave it a tubular 'thoomp' sound effect.

  • @SubSalicylate
    @SubSalicylate 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1504

    The doctor saying “beam me up scotty” to the crappy CGI fetus was funny as fuck

    • @foxybohv7732
      @foxybohv7732 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

      Needs to be an actual thing abortion clinic docs say. Honestly

    • @robbiewilson9675
      @robbiewilson9675 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      I THOUGH IT WAS EDITED😭😭

    • @Funny_in_blue
      @Funny_in_blue 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      That and “Abortions are our fries and soda” 😂

    • @uniquenewyork3325
      @uniquenewyork3325 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

      It was the dramatic 'thoomp' sound as it got sucked up for me

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

      @uniquenewyork3325 fckin killed me! The old slurp and burp

  • @primitiverobot
    @primitiverobot 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +858

    can we talk about how 21:29 "babe are you SURE you're not pregnant" is giving "babe i sabotaged your birth control"??? everyone in this movie is so narsty

    • @cottontail5109
      @cottontail5109 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

      I know they probably didnt mean it like that but it DEFINITELY CAME OFF LIKE THAT

    • @lunarrobot9714
      @lunarrobot9714 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

      I FELT THE SAME WAY!
      Like holy moly, the way he said that made me gag. And not in the fun way.

    • @wordcroutons
      @wordcroutons 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      He's a man, so he obviously knows way more about a woman's body.

    • @roundhouse2616
      @roundhouse2616 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      holy shit wait, this is based on her actual experiences... did her real life husband sabotage her fucking birth control?????

    • @morganwaas4868
      @morganwaas4868 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      WAIT and then what she says to her boss about "I'll be back on the pill and maybe this time it'll do its job"???? He definitely fucked with something

  • @chada4806
    @chada4806 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +776

    BRO THE FETUS BEING SUCKED DOWN THE TUBE IS SO FAR FROM PLAUSIBILITY THAT IT'S ACCIDENTALLY HILARIOUS.

    • @MattyAnomaly
      @MattyAnomaly 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      His little claws tried to stay in there! lol

    • @EnthusedPotatoes
      @EnthusedPotatoes 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

      Based on the shape and motor control that fetus has she was like 14 months so that sucker needed to get evicted either way.

    • @alexisdominey6487
      @alexisdominey6487 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Put a funny sound effect or scream over it.

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ITS SO GOOFY

    • @EvernightTown6969
      @EvernightTown6969 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The instant suck got me laughing so hard that I had to rewatch it again for over a few times.

  • @jbone877
    @jbone877 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1869

    As a former aborted fetus, I can confirm the authenticity of the events portrayed in this film

    • @beanman9936
      @beanman9936 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

      As a currently aborted fetus I agree

    • @jbone877
      @jbone877 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +161

      @KathrynElizabeth-ts2gk the abortion damaged my brain, please don't present me with such quandaries

    • @frankgroff2604
      @frankgroff2604 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      brilliant

    • @loetje
      @loetje 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He clogged the hose and was spit back in there by the pump in reverse. As another former aborted foetus I can confirm this.@KathrynElizabeth-ts2gk

    • @stanloonaur69
      @stanloonaur69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you're so inconsiderate, smh. ​@KathrynElizabeth-ts2gk

  • @meowzachie
    @meowzachie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2853

    The guy that says “hi twinkies” got his teaching license taken away in the state of Oklahoma for being a creep with underage students-specifically minor girls.
    His name is Troy Powell.

    • @bgrune1
      @bgrune1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +864

      That checks out. There is a reason that conservatives are always so "concerned" about the children.

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +799

      What the fffff

    • @manelneedsaname1773
      @manelneedsaname1773 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +280

      Can't believe discount Guy Fieri would do that

    • @jalapenofarts
      @jalapenofarts 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +197

      Yeah, I could tell he was a creep just from that "Hey, princess" thing. Really gives you the van man vibes.

    • @ww3196
      @ww3196 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      bruh..... whAT

  • @aliasfakename3159
    @aliasfakename3159 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +246

    "That fetus could've cured cancer!"
    "That person could've cured cancer but due to sexism, racism, or poverty, they never got the chance."

    • @wft15
      @wft15 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Statistically speaking, that “child” is more likely grow up to be a fascist like hitler, Mussolini, the daily wire creeps or most conservatives actually, than cure cancer.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      I feel like you could make that "x could've cured cancer" argument for everything
      Charging minors with crimes, not giving them life saving care, not giving free and accessible education and heathcare, those feel like way more direct factors

    • @Aurora.6788
      @Aurora.6788 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I would love it, when in some satire movie someone would just answer: "or the next serial killer. 🤷‍♀️" ans just walk off

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Aurora.6788 "say that to hitler's mom"

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Not to mention what are the odds of that fetus becoming the one to do so? Think about how many people are actually in the medical field and how many of those are actually innovating medicine. Not many. Odds are that fetus would be working at some fast food place while stoned out of their mind, being a disappointment to their parents like everyone else. Seriously, the chances of them doing nothing or something horrible with their life is almost obscenely more likely than them curing cancer.

  • @avery1703
    @avery1703 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +607

    i love the baby reassembly room scene omg. abby wiggles a dead baby's arms around and her evil boss is like "you're the chosen one". iconic tbh

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      It’s BONKERS

    • @gemmaclark14
      @gemmaclark14 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Love the clinic director, she’s iconic 😂

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      @gemmaclark14 she’s legit my fav

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      The evil sith Lord chooses her apprentice! Abby has fallen to the dark side! Oooooohhh! (Finger Wigglies, ghost sounds)

    • @--..-...-..-.--....
      @--..-...-..-.--.... 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      One."

  • @HarmlessHagoftheWoods
    @HarmlessHagoftheWoods 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +583

    The more of these Christian films I watch, the more I think a separation of Church and Film should be implemented for the sanity of all

    • @NobleUnclean
      @NobleUnclean 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Its not accident that so many of the pro-AI art people are Christian. I could certainly have that wrong, but I've see countless examples of this.

    • @disgoop
      @disgoop 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      like there's one (1) good christian film

    • @slimethecyclone
      @slimethecyclone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@disgoop And its Dreamworks The Prince of Egypt

    • @disgoop
      @disgoop 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@slimethecyclone I was thinking Dogma but apparently 2 (snape got wild in the 90s)

    • @matthewmccoyd2578
      @matthewmccoyd2578 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@disgoop There's also Gamera 2: Attack of Legion

  • @pwhite644
    @pwhite644 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1407

    "Abortions are our burgers and fries" favourite quote of the year

    • @getahanddown
      @getahanddown 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      Here's me thinking abortions were the milkshake?

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      delicious

    • @ahealthkit2745
      @ahealthkit2745 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      Fries and Soda... like they gotta meet their baby blender quota each year. The level of unreality and suspension of disbelief Christian Evangelicals must live in just to make their propaganda seem legit is insane.

    • @JaneFleesTexas
      @JaneFleesTexas 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Would you like to super size that?!?

    • @hexonyou
      @hexonyou 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      this was so wild to me. Especially given the miniscule percentage of abortions performed compared to their other services. Conservatives will piss themselves over 3% while ignoring (like Abbe's mom did) the help they give cancer victims and people who lack proper medical assistance. Hell, they don't even get federal funding for abortions, and often don't receive federal funding at all if they offer abortions as a service. But how dare we try to add facts to their narrative!

  • @0905Db
    @0905Db 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1143

    That comparison between the holocaust, racism, segregation and abortion had my jaw on the floor. THE AUDACITY???

    • @FairyBarff
      @FairyBarff 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

      Exactly like it’s not even in the same ballpark as abortion

    • @cats_are_love
      @cats_are_love 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      right? that was wild, and he said it so calm and confident like he really did smth there

    • @acornheart465
      @acornheart465 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      It always wilds me out cause like, if it Was on the level of the holocaust, wouldn’t the people yelling and physically fighting to make the abortions stop be in the right? and not the “common sense” “respectful” and calm objectors? Doing nothing?

    • @gemmaclark14
      @gemmaclark14 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      That 40 Days for Life make these foul comparisons all the time. They coach people to say that stuff in book and their ‘university’

    • @yourpalcork
      @yourpalcork 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@gemmaclark14they have an university too?
      I also heard the pope supports them too

  • @AlanWiggs
    @AlanWiggs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1246

    The folks making this movie are so mad at the idea of 4 weeks vacation and 8 weeks maternity leave

    • @LisaSimpsonRules
      @LisaSimpsonRules 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh, yes. And that people who support the right to abortion are never going to be married, or have children themselves.

    • @Ookamiryoshi
      @Ookamiryoshi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Considering how piss poor I am, I would gladly become whatever sexy villain the anti choice crowd thinks I am. 10/10 would sell my soul so I can serve cunt and get my fucking PTO.

    • @kkhagen2170
      @kkhagen2170 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

      And 8 weeks isn’t even close to enough!

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      That and never mind paternity leave!

    • @AlanWiggs
      @AlanWiggs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mookinbabysealfurmittens real men don't take paternity leave OR let their wives punch political opponents

  • @manderly33
    @manderly33 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +358

    It’s amazing that, even in her own movie, Furby acknowledges that having her abortions saved her from having to co-parent with her half-troll ex.

    • @JamesBrown-gv1vg
      @JamesBrown-gv1vg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      From everything I know of the real Abby Johnson, I get the feeling that if her ex isn't a complete fabrication, a change of name is the only thing keeping her from a defamation lawsuit.

  • @BlazeNStar
    @BlazeNStar 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +340

    "This is totally a true story" says the film that has a room for reassembling medical waste? Wtf even is this dumpsterfire?

    • @NobleUnclean
      @NobleUnclean 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Its a DUMPsterfire, capital D.

  • @riseagain845
    @riseagain845 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +242

    That fetus on the ultrasound was doing an entire fucking Irish stepdance.

  • @sorath1396
    @sorath1396 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    As the late and great George Carlin said:
    "If you're preborn, you're cool. If you're preschool, you're fucked."

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      She should do comedy

  • @somebodynowhere
    @somebodynowhere 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +447

    it boggles my mind that someone was paid actual money to make that fetus clinging to the womb animation and then someone from the studio was like "yes that's what we want"

    • @vintagearisen
      @vintagearisen 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      One of my friends unironically shared that on Facebook to portray the "horrors" of abortion 🙄

    • @NobleUnclean
      @NobleUnclean 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@vintagearisen​ Oh snap, work gurl!

    • @TigerPrawn_
      @TigerPrawn_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@vintagearisen*ex-friend you mean?

    • @vintagearisen
      @vintagearisen 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@TigerPrawn_ lol yes actually, I think that was the day I unfriended him because while I can understand why a person might be pro-life (even though I don't agree with them in the slightest), I have NO respect for people who share dishonest/misleading stuff to try to manipulate people into agreeing with them.

    • @CommanderLexaa
      @CommanderLexaa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's so choppy too. You can tell the person that did it was like... Ugh money is money I suppose

  • @themedia1271
    @themedia1271 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +235

    I can't understand why Abbie's husband would marry her when he considers that her job is murder.

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Bad morals lol

    • @Aurora.6788
      @Aurora.6788 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe he has a shaming kink "oh, you are a really really bad girl" 🤷‍♀️

    • @normalaboutpathologic
      @normalaboutpathologic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      maybe he is simply pro murder instead of anti abortion lol

    • @JamesBrown-gv1vg
      @JamesBrown-gv1vg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      This is yet another point I've considered myself showing that this story is most likely a complete fabrication. Many couples can function despite differing ideologies, but when your partner's career goals completely counter everything you morally feel to be true, then there should be absolutely no chance of compatibility between the two of you. Critical thinking like this is an important tool to keep from being taken in by tall tales like these no matter where you may happen to fall on the political spectrum.

    • @amfriend9160
      @amfriend9160 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His morals are double fucked

  • @scienceandponies
    @scienceandponies 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    The fetus suction scene was so absurd I half expected it to draw a knife out of nowhere and fight the doctor, because that's the level of plausibility we were at.

  • @angelarice8418
    @angelarice8418 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +515

    "Remember behind every woman exercising her right to autonomy are two more sinister women with gorgeous hair and aspirations forcing her to do it." that is a really empowering sentiment. I know at least two sinister women with gorgeous hair who have definitely stood behind me in missions to exercise my right to autonomy, and I raise my glass to them

    • @Farimira
      @Farimira 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      My dad warned me to stay away from those aspirational women with gorgeous hair but I accidentally became one whoops

    • @skeleletonboi4533
      @skeleletonboi4533 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      it's Bethany and Christen right?

    • @angelarice8418
      @angelarice8418 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@skeleletonboi4533 LMAO

    • @Punk-possum
      @Punk-possum 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am making out with the sinister women sloppy style, on the couch

  • @Simonjose7258
    @Simonjose7258 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +845

    They've come a long way showing representations of Brown haired people. So courageous!

    • @raveneskridge3143
      @raveneskridge3143 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      brown-haired white* people

    • @pr0v0cative4pple
      @pr0v0cative4pple 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      And they say brunettes can't work at the Pro-Life Strawman Factory!

    • @URFTBOUND4LIFE
      @URFTBOUND4LIFE 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      ​@@raveneskridge3143For these people, that's progress....

    • @raveneskridge3143
      @raveneskridge3143 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@URFTBOUND4LIFE it really isn't, they know that. don't give these people the grace of assuming they truly believe white brunettes are under represented. i'm begging you.

    • @URFTBOUND4LIFE
      @URFTBOUND4LIFE 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@raveneskridge3143 I know sarcasm is hard to read in text... Should have made it clearer

  • @kellywolfe9636
    @kellywolfe9636 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +644

    KEEP WALKING BASIC is gonna be my new twitter insult

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      It’s so good

    • @alredacted1734
      @alredacted1734 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Also the way they were portraying their own cause?? And they chose to film that dialogue on purpose??

    • @vogelvogeltje
      @vogelvogeltje 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂 KEEP WALKIN’, BASIC!

    • @hydangerous
      @hydangerous 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      “Basic the Baby Killer” took me tf out 🤣

  • @monikorasort
    @monikorasort 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +212

    My parents took me to see Unplanned in the theater when I was 12. Got all dolled up and everything like we were going to church. My pro-life conservative mother was very insistent about it, and my dad indulged her despite being pro-choice. Sitting in the cinema, watching Abby get all these nice things because of her job, it made me think that the movie was *promoting* working in reproductive health. So I leaned over to my mother and whispered, “Do you think I could be an abortionist when I grow up?”

    • @KoenDraws
      @KoenDraws 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      R.I.P

    • @EL.Lazzzo
      @EL.Lazzzo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      What was the answer ? lol

    • @monikorasort
      @monikorasort 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@EL.Lazzzo the silent stare of mortified disappointment

  • @skeezix41
    @skeezix41 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    The fetus clawing at the womb in a desperate attempt to escape the suction tube is something you'd find in an extreme horror novel. What the fuck.

    • @ArAsDeCos
      @ArAsDeCos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@Jeremy-wp4yh
      - week 32, every part of a fetus has gained a sense of touch that’s sensitive enough to feel a single hair brushing across the body
      - neural connections and the brain structures necessary to sense pain don’t develop until at least week 24 of pregnancy.
      At 12 weeks (when the vast vajority of abortions happen by??), long before those senses even develop?
      There is no way in hell that's happening.
      Source: What a Baby Can Feel in Utero
      by Colleen de Bellefonds
      Medically Reviewed by James Greenberg, M.D. | June 24, 2021

    • @shortinsomniac76
      @shortinsomniac76 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That fetus was possesed or some shit they avoided the comming of the antichrist

  • @blorble4701
    @blorble4701 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +424

    i'm pretty sure 'the strong willed child' is a child abuse manual. nice one mom!

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Ah, nice to know that my mom had that

    • @jospinner1183
      @jospinner1183 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yep, it's by James Dobson, who founded the Christian hate-group "Focus on the Family." And yes, it's a child abuse manual.

    • @manderly33
      @manderly33 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      That sounds like the Pearls to me.

    • @jospinner1183
      @jospinner1183 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      @@manderly33 The Pearls _also_ wrote a child-abuse manual, _To Train Up a Child._ It's even _worse_ than _The Strong Willed Child,_ as far as abuse goes, and has led to the deaths of several children.

    • @johnchandler5708
      @johnchandler5708 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Dobbs also wrote Dare to Discipline...

  • @ahealthkit2745
    @ahealthkit2745 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +286

    All the scenes where the nutty anti-abortion protestors react to the sprinklers like it's acid had me cackling every time. You'd think they where gonna dissolve. "OH NO MY BABY!!", like... why would you bring your baby to abortion clinic protest? To prove to the people getting abortions why they're there in the first place? also love that they didn't move their stroller, they just had someone scream 'my baby' off camera and left the stroller there getting blasted with water.

    • @yourpalcork
      @yourpalcork 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      There’s a movie where a guy screams “my babies”
      It’s called Allison’s Choice

  • @gingergoddess8953
    @gingergoddess8953 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +529

    I love how it's obvious the writers of this movie found PP's very widespread FRIES model for consent and decided it was about selling abortions like french fries somehow. Also, Abby Johnson is such a liar, it's borderline parody.

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      That is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life

    • @raveneskridge3143
      @raveneskridge3143 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      oh my god i didn't put that together. i'm laughing so hard

    • @Ookamiryoshi
      @Ookamiryoshi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      *X-files theme plays*

    • @NobleUnclean
      @NobleUnclean 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I had to read this about 19 times before I understood any of it. LOL. I think if the "FRIES' were instead like this - 'F.R.I.E.S' I would have gotten it faster, but who knows with my smooth brain.

    • @charisma-hornum-fries
      @charisma-hornum-fries 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I love it. I'm Danish and the name Fries is protected here. Keep at it 😅

  • @6kimiko6
    @6kimiko6 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    My grandma begged me to come see this with her because she said I was open minded which meant I should try it out. I went because I adore my grandmother. I remember when the doctor said ‘beam me up Scotty’ along with the weird fetus tap dancing in fear, it was so much that I almost laughed. It felt so obviously fake that it was comical. My grandma cried during this scene. I was baffled.

    • @candicefrost4561
      @candicefrost4561 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      I swear to god some people really will believe anything if it’s slapped with a cross.

    • @Vahlee-A
      @Vahlee-A 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Did watching this affect your relationship with your grandma?

  • @kayd.1600
    @kayd.1600 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    Back as an edgy “right-wing” teen I heard a speech from some old anti-choice dude who claimed that abortion clinics induce birth 3rd term then lock babies in a closet to die crying. These people will say anything to emotionally manipulate their audience. It’s sick.

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Frankly i would have asked him to provide a source besides "my ass" and "trust me bro"

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You heard that too? That wasn't just a fever dream?

    • @kayd.1600
      @kayd.1600 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@wolvie1618if I remember correctly, he was claiming that he went to an abortion clinic and saw it for himself. So basically “source: trust me bro”

    • @kayd.1600
      @kayd.1600 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@waffles3629so much from that era of my life feels like a fever dream tbh. But yeah I’m glad I’m not the only one that remembers it. I kinda wish I remembered where that clip was from, but I also don’t really care to find out.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@kayd.1600 yeah, same, some things you just don't need to know. And that sounds about right for the source.

  • @DavidRYates-tk2tq
    @DavidRYates-tk2tq 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +260

    Imagine thinking you were naive for holding the MORE correct position and you somehow became less naive by moving to the LESS correct position lmao

  • @summermermaidstar756
    @summermermaidstar756 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +343

    The best acting in the film was the Sprinklers, they worked their ass off in the 2 scenes they appeared in.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    "Abortion is our fries and soda!"
    Who wrote this script? Holy shit, this is just CAMP at this point.

  • @mezgancs606
    @mezgancs606 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    I think the fact that the movie depicts pro-choice women almost as evil witches in a coven or fanatic cult members is *very* telling about how pro forced pregnancy folks view women in general

  • @p0epk1p41
    @p0epk1p41 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    As someone with abortion trauma caused by pro life bullshit, stigma and medical malpractice, your humorous take on this movie is so healing. 😂❤

  • @bebephat333
    @bebephat333 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +219

    the fetus part is so funny holy shit it’s like a whole ass cat in there

    • @disgoop
      @disgoop 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      they really called a single celled organism a whole person

  • @thag_simmons
    @thag_simmons 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +283

    actually, when the little girl greets her mom by pointing out the bloody shoes, she's trying to invoke the ancient code phrase "I like your shoelaces," but because she's sealed by her homeschooling "curriculum" that exists only when CPA comes knocking, they never taught her the word "shoelaces." poor girl has to make do 😔

    • @bloodywilliam3083
      @bloodywilliam3083 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      “Thanks, I stole them from the president.”

    • @mothdotslot
      @mothdotslot 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      tumblr for fetuses WHEN

    • @bloodywilliam3083
      @bloodywilliam3083 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@mothdotslotThe Baby for You

  • @Othaur
    @Othaur 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +461

    Planned Parenthood barely does abortions, but we all know this. They had to add the Soros connection for the extra layer of christian conspiracy. All that aside, I need that tshirt.

    • @SebastianSeanCrow
      @SebastianSeanCrow 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Oh yeah like their abortion clinics aren’t as common as their other ones, are completely separate buildings, and they over comply as a preemptive move to anything anti abortion.

    • @getahanddown
      @getahanddown 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      This comment is worth at least $2sorosbux

    • @Nemo12417
      @Nemo12417 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Imagine a left wing movie where the villain gleefully listed off all the right wing billionaires who fund them.

    • @ahealthkit2745
      @ahealthkit2745 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      @@Nemo12417 that'd scene would be over 2 hrs long

    • @Ookamiryoshi
      @Ookamiryoshi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Same, I would 💯 buy that and wear it

  • @PamperedDuchess
    @PamperedDuchess 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    One of the best clapbacks to "pro-life" people is when they say adoption is an option but, when asked, none of THEM ever adopted a kid. Amazing.

    • @lemolea9571
      @lemolea9571 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Also none of them were adopted, being in the adoption system is hell from what I've heard.

    • @PamperedDuchess
      @PamperedDuchess 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@lemolea9571 As I recall, it's the same system as foster care and people have legitimate diagnoses of CPTSD from the whole ordeal. The cruelty is the point.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Yep, they really don't like that. Especially when they say "Just adopt, there are thousands of couples waiting to adopt" and you reply with "Well there's about 154,000 children in the US looking for adoption".

    • @CommanderLexaa
      @CommanderLexaa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The Pro lifers in my family are the only ones against me and my wife adopting. There's already so many kids in the system and it's like... Bro. These kids need a home that you can provide ffs.

    • @Vahlee-A
      @Vahlee-A 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@lemolea9571- I was adopted. My adoptive mother and adoptive sister hurt me and my younger brother for twelve years. 0-10 would not recommend.

  • @Sarah-re7cg
    @Sarah-re7cg 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    The little claws grabbing onto the side of the womb like Mufasa 💀💀💀💀

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He was scratching and scootin

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was thinking "like a little cat falling off a countertop"

  • @Radhaun
    @Radhaun 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +357

    These things always make me think of the story my mom tells when planned parenthood comes up. When she was pregnant with me, it was the only free/low cost women's clinic in my hometown. And my mother couldn't go because she knew if someone said something stupid or hateful she would end up getting arrested. My mom has never had any chill. And now the clinic is gone, so there isn't a free/low cost clinic for women who may need it. All because the right fear mongered enough that people didn't know planned parenthood did *other* things, and a bunch of locations didn't even offer abortions. Just hormonal and physical birth control.

    • @ravanaoski5621
      @ravanaoski5621 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      Most pph don’t offer abortions esp not onsite. I did a lot of volunteering for them in the mid 2010’s and the ones I went to did zero abortions and did the opposite: they gave women a list of resources and pros and cons for keeping and aborting. They do a lot for health not just women’s health. I’m in the liberal west too and it wasn’t like you could just walk in and get your baby aborted just at pph. What is even worse is Christian pregnancy planning centers are replacing “woke” pph. And I have not seen one benifit to them and I’ve been to a few. They are misogynistic and give young women misinformation or outright turn them away.

    • @ahealthkit2745
      @ahealthkit2745 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      @@ravanaoski5621A lot of them aren't even proper clinics, they just berate women for considering abortion.

    • @jospinner1183
      @jospinner1183 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ravanaoski5621 Yeah, the technical term for those Christian operations is "crisis pregnancy centers." They can't legally call them clinics or anything medical-related because they don't actually provide any actual medical services, just over-the-counter pregnancy tests and gimpy consumer-grade ultrasounds. They should be illegal on the grounds of false advertising and also, you know, basic ethics.

    • @thehippydisnerd4887
      @thehippydisnerd4887 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Why would she get arrested? For defending herself or something?
      I’m sorry to hear your mom went through that and I hope you two were able to have an okay relationship despite it.

    • @jospinner1183
      @jospinner1183 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thehippydisnerd4887 I think OP was implying that their mom would get into a fistfight with the anti-abortion harassers who mob clinics.

  • @jbone877
    @jbone877 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +219

    Keep walking, basic! I'm talking to the baby killer! Lmaooooooooo

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Fucking WREKKKKD

  • @lindseystein9676
    @lindseystein9676 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +402

    I’m sorry but that “abortion scene” is absolutely preposterous lol.

    • @roundhouse2616
      @roundhouse2616 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      little known fact about abortions evry time a baby is aborted its soul manifests in the OR and screams 'YOU DID THIS TO ME MOTHER'

    • @Punk-possum
      @Punk-possum 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It's fucking hilarious like I ain't even graduated high-school and I know this ain't how that works

    • @SPDYellow
      @SPDYellow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@roundhouse2616 Actually they sing the classic ditty “Diary of an Unborn Child” by Li’l Markie. I know; I was there.

    • @Nigh_Temptation
      @Nigh_Temptation 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know I started laughing, it’s so ridiculous 😭

  • @mama-nono3652
    @mama-nono3652 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    Is calling a room a 'POC room' a macro or a micro-aggression? Anywho, my pro-choice stance began Pre-Roe, in my childhood when I was visiting my friends at their apartment. Their mom, 7 months pregnant, was in the kitchen with pots boiling on the stove and us kids running wild all over the place -- she had about 6 kids. At some point she calmly picked up her handbag and said she had to run to the store to pick up some more stuff for dinner. She left and never returned. Sometime later I heard my mother whispering with the neighbors, she had gone up to the roof and jumped. She had told some of them she was just overwhelmed and distraught at having yet another kid. Of course in those days you only had back- alley butchers to turn to. That incident has stayed with me all my life, and now at 72, I cannot imagine any woman being denied a safe termination of pregnancy if she so chooses.

  • @Topboxicle
    @Topboxicle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    20:00 That's a bio hazard, biological material is disposed of immediately after surgery, this would result in outbreaks, and just completely ruin the sanitation of anything in that room. Like I can't emphasis how much of a bio hazard that is, that would get the entire clinic shut down.
    30:28 Any bio waste that needs to be transported wouldn't be shipped in broad daylight during the heat, it would be transported via refrigerated means in preparation for disposal.
    Like this isn't about the ethics of whether not not depicting abortions as a baby milkshake or cocktail is alright, but this is a clear and deliberate misunderstanding of hygienic practices as it proceeds to human bio material, like can you imagine a movie that depicts amputations like this, like 'no don't get your leg removed it'll end up in a plastic vat mixed with all the other legs in a rotted heated soup'

  • @raysofmariehere6441
    @raysofmariehere6441 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    I wanted the secret plot twist to be the clinic is a coven bc it was just a hair away from going there

    • @Ookamiryoshi
      @Ookamiryoshi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Don't threaten me with a good time lol

  • @Myinah
    @Myinah 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +225

    I had a medical abortion (the one where you take some pills) and this movie is so funny. I mean it can be very painful but I literally took a paracetamol. They prescribed me codeine for it in case I needed it and I briefly considered taking it during the worst cramps but they peaked pretty quickly and then I was fine. There was no horror show. I just hung out in the bathroom for a little bit till the worst had passed and then went to bed to rest for a day. The next day I felt physically fine. Maybe a little tired, but tbh the pregnancy was so stressful (I had hyperemesis gravidarum) I felt relieved and kind of euphoric to not be puking constantly anymore. You can only take the abortion pill if you're very early in the pregnancy so there really isn't much to see. If you wait till the 9 week cut off the zygote is like olive sized at most and doesn't look anything like the formed babies in pro life literature.
    I am thankful every day I could get a safe and legal abortion that went completely smoothly. Also fwiw I'm married and in my mid 30s, and literally had my first pregnancy last year. I and my husband want to remain child free so chose to terminate. Abortion is not some big scary thing people make it out to be, and unwanted pregnancies happen to everyone including people who are "responsible married adults".
    I was raised in an fundamentalist evangelical church and so abortion was always terrifying to me, even knowing all the things they said were lies. But having gone through it now it's probably on par with having your wisdom teeth out if you arent experiencing any emotional trauma relating to the pregnancy.

    • @j00j00_bee
      @j00j00_bee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Thank you for sharing your story. It’s always so important to hear the positive side of things like this when the over sensationalized “cons” are so prevalent.
      I was always curious how the pills worked and what it was like to experience it. Your story was very informative so thank you. 💕🖤

    • @symphony-of-the-mint2008
      @symphony-of-the-mint2008 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Watch out. Someone's about to roll up and be like "nobody gets killed at the dentist 🙄 "

  • @akaErma
    @akaErma 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +210

    the fetus dolls are so fucking funny, thank you for your artistry 😂

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That's what Ben heard entering his wife

    • @Bloody_Corpses
      @Bloody_Corpses 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@roxassora2706😂

  • @charxthekoopaking5673
    @charxthekoopaking5673 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I just realized Abby is a reorganization of the letters in baby...
    _Reeeeeeeal subtle._

  • @blossomsbasement
    @blossomsbasement 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    All I can say is thank you 🙏 to Planned Parenthood for giving me free pelvic exams and free Pap smears every year when I was homeless and low income. Thank you for helping me diagnose my endometriosis early and for providing me Free medication to help slow it so that I could see a specialist. Oh and thank you for helping my sister when she found out that she was pregnant directing us to WIC and other organizations that provided free medical, diapers and food for her baby. So yeah… Oh, I thought I’d mention, Planned Parenthood never once suggested abortions to myself or my sister.

  • @TTRPGSarvis
    @TTRPGSarvis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +446

    This movie is pretty crazy. But if you think this is an unhinged Anti-Abortion movie, you should really check out "The Life Zone". Makes this seem absolutely sane by comparison.

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

      you know what? I WILL!

    • @JaneFleesTexas
      @JaneFleesTexas 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      I’m looking forward to Caelan’s critique. Watching an anti-abortion film on my own with no seriously funny/sarcastic friends to provide commentary would be too frustrating for me!
      I’m in the unborn heart of Texas. A minority of people in our gerrymandered state vote with this nonsense in their minds!

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

      Watching this alone like 5x was terrible. The watch party on Patreon was the only time it was bearable lol

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Agreed. It's so terrible.

    • @kellywolfe9636
      @kellywolfe9636 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      oh, shoot! i just joined your patreon a few weeks ago, did I miss a watch party??@@caelanconrad

  • @MessiahRamsay
    @MessiahRamsay 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +250

    “Gargle glumpin, get her” 😭

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      Glumpen 😌

    • @DuskyPredator
      @DuskyPredator 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      I had to stop myself as laughing, because I don't quite want to explain why I laughed during lunch at work.

  • @serpenking
    @serpenking 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    "shes got aspirations" is my favorite line of all time

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      "My daughter (sigh) wants to (chokes up) make money (gags) to support her family..." (bursts into tears)

  • @ReneeW-cc4db
    @ReneeW-cc4db 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    I am a registered nurse who has worked in a Planned Parenthood and this movie is an absolute joke! Fetuses cannot feel pain, have no instincts of self preservation, they have no will. To suggest that a non sentient entity knows that, that spooky catheter is dangerous is laughable at best and in all reality trespasses on the absurd!

  • @karijnvanderheij6344
    @karijnvanderheij6344 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Could not help but notice they let the main character get pregnant while on the pill, which is pretty common, yet according to anti-choicers all those abortions are just women using it as birth control because they want to go on holiday. Which one is it now?

  • @nekovalley
    @nekovalley 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    heavenly father im sorry i laughed really hard at the scene of the fully developed cgi fetus trying to escape its abortion, can i still get into heaven please

  • @akaErma
    @akaErma 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    The actor's veins are the only convincing part of their performances.

  • @MimiksYou
    @MimiksYou 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +199

    i didn’t even know pureflix did anything else i just remember them for having kevin sorbo get run over by a car

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      It's one of my favourite scenes of anything ever. "Kevin Sorbo just died, let's partaaaaaayy!"😂

    • @TheNumnutRandomness
      @TheNumnutRandomness 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "God is my witness, but he ain't no snitch! 🙌"

  • @mveroo
    @mveroo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    THE LITTLE BABIES COMING BACK TO LIFE HAD ME CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGH

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Sorry my fault, I shouldn’t be allowed near cgi

  • @Local_custard
    @Local_custard 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    that hand over the clump barrels? Yeah no they weren't praying they were absorbing its powers so that they can commence the ritual later

  • @SebastianSeanCrow
    @SebastianSeanCrow 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    23:46 irl they’d have gotten that girl the medical attention needed. Perforation of the uterus is dangerous.

  • @SaraAB98
    @SaraAB98 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    The fetus looking fully developed and being sucked out in a tiny tube, the use of sprinkler as a weapon,the praying like Harry Potter over the barrels……I’m sure if aliens could watch this they’d give it zero stars cause it’s SO unrealistic 🤦🏻‍♀️also,I LOVE your work and I’ve been rewatching your last two videos on repeat since forever ! much love 💗

  • @dangerdest3606
    @dangerdest3606 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

    I remember watching this when I was anti-choice aka anti human rights and forcing myself to cry so I would seem more holy to my fiance 😂 watching this now, we're both atheists and I volunteer for PP

    • @Hiolori
      @Hiolori 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      this is wildddd congrats tho

    • @lemolea9571
      @lemolea9571 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      How was your mind changed? Share the story!

    • @cheatcode436
      @cheatcode436 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Congrats on your character development.

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Character growth, we love to see it! 👏👏👏

    • @NearsightedNarhwal
      @NearsightedNarhwal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      OMG CONGRATS ON YOUR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ❤

  • @bethelbethel845
    @bethelbethel845 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    @15:19 the comment about the Dr Dobson book “The Strong Willed Child” is a massive red flag.
    Dobson is a founding member of Focus on the Family. They kicked him out because he was too extreme for them. Imagine. Being too extreme for Focus on the Family!
    That book is very popular in Christian fundamentalist homeschool circles. Because it teaches the parents to beat their children with sticks. A child under a year is beaten with a thin dowel, and the “rods” get larger as the child gets older.
    Remember that horrific scene where the mom was “training” the baby to stay on the blanket in the documentary about the Dugger family documentary? It’s that stuff.
    And this mom is bragging about how it’s the first book she ever bought?
    That’s a “run away and call CPS” situation, not a giggle over coffee and cookies situation.
    Years ago I found a copy of that book at a local Free Store. I grabbed it to get it out of circulation, and gave it to my Working With Child Abuse and Neglect college course professor so she could use it in future classes.

    • @notareallifetiger4817
      @notareallifetiger4817 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That is such a massive power move omg. Mad respect.

  • @shanegrele
    @shanegrele 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    “if you’re a woman OR A MAN who wants to talk with someone about your abortion, your pregnancy…”
    how trans inclusive

  • @Delamichael
    @Delamichael 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    You know it’s going to be an award winning film when the “my pillow guy’ is the executive producer

  • @Thatcaramelchic
    @Thatcaramelchic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    lol this was a hot mess of a film. Currently pregnant however I would never force this on someone. I love my baby but being pregnant is the absolute worst

    • @FairyBarff
      @FairyBarff 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Frrr like would you make a child adopt a child no bro you wouldn’t also I know that pregnancy sucks balls I hope it goes good for you!!

    • @Thatcaramelchic
      @Thatcaramelchic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      @@FairyBarff right like the only reason I’m doing this is because I WANT my baby. And thank you!

    • @hubertcumberdale6221
      @hubertcumberdale6221 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you know they're babies, why would you be alright with someone killing one?
      Yes pregnancy is very hard, and I don't wish it on anyone who doesn't want it either. But we can't just kill others for our own convenience, even if it's over something very difficult.

    • @Thatcaramelchic
      @Thatcaramelchic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@hubertcumberdale6221 yes we can. when it’s at the expense of our own health and safety. And being pregnant is ALWAYS a harm to women’s health and safety. Best believe if it came down to my safety and life over my unborn baby I’m picking my life every single time. Husband agrees as well. 🤷🏾‍♀️
      I love when people sum up pregnancy as “it’s hard” no it’s a sacrifice. A sacrifice of a woman’s body and life. I could die giving birth to my son in July especially as a black woman. That is not a sacrifice anyone is entitled to. It must be willingly given and if it’s not then. It is completely understandable.

    • @FairyBarff
      @FairyBarff 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@hubertcumberdale6221 why do you guys care so much about the to be born and not the people born now?

  • @laurabXOTWOD
    @laurabXOTWOD 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    Ive never had an abortion, but I have had a miscarriage, which id imagine would be similar to a medically induced abortion like in this movie, and it was nothing like that. Yeah it was messy, but there wasn't huge chunks to scoop up off the floor, and the extreme part of it certainly didn't last 12 hours. Maybe it is like that for some women, but in my experience this graphic exaggeration meant only to scare people

  • @drdrugs6032
    @drdrugs6032 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    At 26:43~ another example of christian conservatives not understanding they’re criticizing capitalism.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's also like really weird who tf gives a discount for a medical procedure if you do it before a deadline

  • @reywilson4337
    @reywilson4337 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    They accidentally got real progressive at the end by acknowledging men might want to talk about their abortions and pregnancies.

    • @faderien
      @faderien 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that 😭

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      They actually didn’t but I wish they had 😩

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wonder what the pro birth concensus is when it comes to trans mem

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@airplanes_aren.t_real they deny that trans men are men so they just say "it's women's duty to give birth". That is unfortunately a quote.

    • @vidyasreeram2587
      @vidyasreeram2587 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@airplanes_aren.t_real Trans men don't really exist in many of their worlds.

  • @thisautisticmickee8933
    @thisautisticmickee8933 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    the doctors being MEAN to the girl getting an abortion is a nice touch. ALSO: i don't know how many times this needs to be said but PLANNED PARENTHOOD DOESN'T DO ABORTIONS.

    • @alexwyatt2911
      @alexwyatt2911 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      …what? There are Planned Parenthood clinics that provide abortion services.

    • @KayMoneyRecords
      @KayMoneyRecords 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Planned parenthood does perform abortions but that’s not all they do. They do std and pregnancy testing, offer birth control, breast cancer screening, etc. they do so much for our healthcare

    • @babyvia6712
      @babyvia6712 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Planned Parenthood definitely does abortions, but that’s not all.

  • @dominomasked
    @dominomasked 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    Wait, is “aspirations” a suction aspiration abortion pun? Damn, mom.

    • @JovanDacic
      @JovanDacic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I absolutely choked like one would choke on the last tapioca ball in the extra chunky strawberry boba. 🥤🍓👼

  • @twocuteweirdos
    @twocuteweirdos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    I used to do makeup and hair for Pureflix movies, but I turned this one down because holy crap! And they never hired me again. Thank God.

  • @cassie1790
    @cassie1790 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I’m in pathology, and I’m dying at the attempted sappy scene where she’s claiming people cry when they see basic tissue pathology. I’ve seen a grand total of zero people cry while grossing products of conception (which is what the POC actually stands for), regardless of how religious they are. I have, however, seen people cry during autopsies of already born children. You know, actual children who were loved. I wish I lived in the snowflake world these folks live in where an average Tuesday for us is used for fear-mongering.

  • @koii319
    @koii319 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    i giggled when the scene showed the “baby” get sucked through the vacuum with a “slrrp” sound like it was jello or something 💀

  • @yuv7676
    @yuv7676 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    after watching the POC room scene I think someone needs to pitch Build-A-Bear Workshop with a Saw tie-in called "Rebuild-a-Fetus".
    I'm telling you Caelan,
    this is a Billion dollar idea,
    are you in?!

  • @Bizarro69
    @Bizarro69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +364

    TH-cam is so dead.
    Can't even say abortion now.

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

      Makes me BONKERS

    • @thecrazything95
      @thecrazything95 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Got to make videos about failed rocket launchers real awkward.
      "The launch was abort * VIDEO DELETED* "

    • @sanriobraincell
      @sanriobraincell 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Ironically, YT do be handing out terminations like burgers and fries.

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's too political

  • @shytendeakatamanoir9740
    @shytendeakatamanoir9740 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    I honestly always feels bad for all the children that plays on their movies.
    If they really thought of the children, they wouldn't force them to act on their awful movies

    • @AngelDRose
      @AngelDRose 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Grew up in the church. When we were kids they would take us to “pro life” rallies where we would hold signs, yell at people and throw little plastic fetuses into the crowd. It’s a wonder how I grew up gay and liberal

    • @efenedick1305
      @efenedick1305 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Imagine a future employer is looking them up decades later, sees their credit for this film, and assumes it's representative of their beliefs. Nightmare scenario

    • @mikaylawilliams7213
      @mikaylawilliams7213 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know right!

  • @Sarah-l8r2w
    @Sarah-l8r2w 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    "Pieces Of Children room."
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ThyLocalBard
    @ThyLocalBard 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I'm not lying the sound track in this "movie" sounded a lot like the default sounds in some random open source music notation program

  • @s.s.6661
    @s.s.6661 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    "Beam me up Scotty" I CAN'T BREATHE HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY

    • @s.s.6661
      @s.s.6661 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Me, getting an aborsh: doc you have to say it. You promised.
      The doctor: ma'am I don't think that's--
      Me: say it. Please. For my baby.
      The doctor: *sighs* beam me up, scotty

  • @blu_edic4730
    @blu_edic4730 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    It's movies like these that make it difficult to make a case for abortion, especially in countries like mine where society likes to think we're 'conservative'... Somebody actually told me that that's why they think abortions are cruel... And I'm like the f#@$. I'm talking about a fully educated person who considers themselves progressive... I just can't

    • @hubertcumberdale6221
      @hubertcumberdale6221 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Abortions are very cruel. There's a life in progression, very early in development but nevertheless they're on the path, but then they get cut off, and their chance at life ends. Yes they're too early in development to know about it or feel the pain of it, but that doesn't detract the the immorality of depriving someone of a chance at life.

    • @blu_edic4730
      @blu_edic4730 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      @@hubertcumberdale6221 I would like to ask you what kind of life you're suggesting this 'person' will have especially if they're unwanted? Are we going to address the unwanted labor that the person who has to carry has to go through? The lack of child care and basic human protection for anyone growing up in the current state of our economy or even the fact that people don't want children and shouldn't be forced to have them...? Look if you want to talk morality let's discuss the fact that it is immoral to force people to carry a pregnancy they don't want, because that would be blatantly disregarding the fact that they're autonomous humans and should have the right to choose... While you're at it give the meaning of morality

    • @britzkrieg2
      @britzkrieg2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      ​@@hubertcumberdale6221 Forced pregnancy is cruel. And it can kill.

    • @caffetiel
      @caffetiel 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@hubertcumberdale6221 You commit a genocide every time you wash your hands, bud. Does that matter to you, too?

    • @ruthspanos2532
      @ruthspanos2532 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@hubertcumberdale6221Is there any other case where the government can tell a person to donate blood to another person? Because carrying a pregnancy to term is far more risky than donating blood…and in the US maternal mortality is so bad that even donating a kidney is safer.

  • @emilyrln
    @emilyrln 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Did the screenwriters have vacuum aspirations performed on their brains?? This was so much more unhinged than I could ever have dreamed it would be 😂

  • @ashegrey3042
    @ashegrey3042 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    ⚠️ *TRIGGER WARNING* ⚠️
    i’m 25 & have been pregnant 12 times since i was 16. i have 2 kids, had 4 abortions & the rest were miscarriages.
    i also grew up as a pastor’s kid & my entire family (except two of my sisters) being VERY anti-abortion (yeah im not calling them “pro-life” bc they don’t give a fuck about the actual “life” of a lot of groups of people)
    my first & second abortion were medical (the pill) done at planned parenthood. although it was emotionally very difficult for me, physically it felt a lot like a miscarriage or super heavy period (i already have extremely heavy & painful periods so when they’re extra heavy they’re EXTRA painful).
    the third, i got a surgical abortion at a private clinic. they didn’t wait long enough for the anesthetic to fully kick in and i remember feeling quite a bit of pain and telling the nurse & she goes “that’s not supposed to happen don’t worry it’s only a couple minutes and then we’ll be done!” (yikes lol)
    she was right it only lasted a couple min and then as i was walking down the hall to the recovery area, the anesthetic kicked in and i collapsed in the nurses’ arms lol. they took me to the recovery room and monitored me for a bit to make sure everything was good for me to go home.
    when i got home, i was in A TON of pain 😅 but after about a day i was fine
    the fourth abortion, however, is where things get bad.
    i had sex w my ex and he yanno 💦 inside so i took a plan b literally like maybe a half hour after.
    at the time, i worked w all girls so we were all synced up for our periods. they all got one & i didn’t. i took a test; it came out negative. so i figured it was probably the plan b messing w my hormones or something and making me late. time goes by, they all got ANOTHER period, and i still hadn’t got mine. so i took a test, sure enough it was positive.
    now, i live in az and at this time they had just passed more strict laws on abortions & i had already missed _two_ periods so i needed to act _fast_ .
    there were no available appointments at any clinics near me (i even looked like an hour away) within the time frame i needed. but with the new laws passing, i had seen everywhere that you could get abortion pills online. so after some researching into them, i decided to order them. it was my fourth time, after all, not my first rodeo.
    when i took the pills as directed and they started doing their thing, i remember telling my ex that it felt like i was in labor (instead of it feeling like a miscarriage) & that it didn’t feel right. shortly after, it felt like i had to _use the bathroom_ (a common feeling right before needing to push in active labor) so i went to the bathroom and felt something huge come out of me.
    i looked down and saw the fetus hanging out of me…
    i was quite a bit further along than i had thought bc it was a lot more….developed….than previous times
    after it came out, i started bleeding *A LOT* (literally had 4 overnight pads stacked on top of each other & was bleeding thru them every 20 min or so) i was also extremely lightheaded and could barely walk but i refused to go to the ER bc i had fresh uh ✨cat scratches✨ & didn’t want to be held on ✨watch✨
    the next day however i was going to be home alone for an hour while my ex set up the kitchen for his coworkers then was going to come back & take care of me. during this time, i got up to change my pads & immediately collapsed to the floor. i used all my strength to get to the bathroom and hoist myself up on the toilet. at that point i was fighting for consciousness.
    miraculously, my ex’s mom (who was supposed to be house sitting) walked in the house & i called out to her. she called 911 & when the paramedics came, they said i had lost so much blood that i wouldn’t have lasted the full hour alone.
    what had happened was the placenta got stuck in my cervix and so i was just bleeding to try to get it all out. i was hemorrhaging. i was less than an hour away from death and at home alone.
    my point is;
    *if you are fighting against legal abortions, you are only fighting against **_safe_** abortions. people are **_going_** to have abortions whether you “agree” with it or not. if you are really “pro-life” like you say you are, then it should really sting to know that banning legal abortions is going to cause more deaths of those who were pregnant **_along_** with their fetuses. are you really “pro-life” then?*

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "Activate the sprinklers!"
    I needed to pause because I laughed too hard to breathe right. Conservative movie worlds are so surreal.

  • @okaycoyote689
    @okaycoyote689 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    The fucking CGI hyckyckhcukfkc

  • @lapsedgoth
    @lapsedgoth 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    I like how the pulling down of the sign is the perfect example of "and then everybody clapped." Like sure they did.

  • @kaijew8930
    @kaijew8930 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    I haven't had a good golden shower in YEARS.

    • @manelneedsaname1773
      @manelneedsaname1773 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Of course, we do platinum showers now, we've upgraded

    • @Rac3r4Life
      @Rac3r4Life 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@manelneedsaname1773 Mine are Palladium showers.

    • @jospinner1183
      @jospinner1183 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@manelneedsaname1773 Daaaang, that's super-bougie!

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@manelneedsaname1773 is that when a rich guy pisses on you or when you piss on the rich guy?

  • @ML-db8zg
    @ML-db8zg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The "beam me up Scotty" line is funny to me only because there's a huge fan theory that the teleporter kills you each time lol

  • @sambeawesome
    @sambeawesome 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "I will not hear a lecture about killing potential babies from the mouth of a man who has swallowed millions of them." Such a perfect line x'D

  • @pipianvideos
    @pipianvideos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    why on earth is the word abortion censored... not blaming you but what on earth is youtubes policies here?? it just makes it impossible to talk about anything slightly political

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      Every time I left it in, they age restricted the video and that would ostensibly kill it. It SUCKS

    • @pipianvideos
      @pipianvideos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@caelanconrad this just in... kids cant know about abortion :( thanks youtube!! but its also absolutely delusional that 18+ content is inherently demonetized.. like do they want people going around the censors and end up showing shit to kids on accident? what is the thinking here

    • @robokill387
      @robokill387 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's the point, they don't want that.

    • @jaydenlavaman
      @jaydenlavaman 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It’s crazy that there’s only age restricting on videos and not a middle ground category.

    • @bloodieghostie
      @bloodieghostie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jaydenlavaman the only options are "18+++ age restricted anyone under 72 dies ☢️" and "great for age fetus to 6 months!! 🎨✨️👶". The amount of absolutely AWFUL content on TH-cam kids and the "kids side of TH-cam". First it was Elsagate now its Digitalcircusgate and skibidi toilet 💀💀💀

  • @squarecymbals
    @squarecymbals 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Adding "Bortch money" to my personal lexicon

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Thanks bestie

    • @Ookamiryoshi
      @Ookamiryoshi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Selling bortions to afford a Porsche Hun

    • @cheesebatto
      @cheesebatto 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      i love "borsh clinnie"

  • @AragornElessar
    @AragornElessar 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    the cut away to the birthday party in new moon is *chefs kiss *. 😂

  • @rmmatsus
    @rmmatsus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    “Gabbing With My Besties at the ‘Borsh Clini” is my favorite Lords of Acid album.