Homophobic Dhar Mann RIP-OFF that's actually GOOD?!

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  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1435

    *Dad:* "No son of mine will be gay."
    *Son:* "C'mon dad."
    *Dad:* "You're right. In fact, I'm gay too."
    THE END

    • @TheProblem2025
      @TheProblem2025 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Many such cases

    • @the_oreo_whale
      @the_oreo_whale 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      That is the TLDR lmao

    • @courtneybermack
      @courtneybermack 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I was sure it was going to be the football son! In the sequel, that child is definitely coming out as non-binary pansexual, with a trans themfriend.

    • @jurgnobs1308
      @jurgnobs1308 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@courtneybermack if it was Dar Mann, the pink sweater would have been a dead giveaway that the football player is a balls player

    • @fakenamezenkil2232
      @fakenamezenkil2232 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Son: Dad I'm gay
      Dad: No you're not I'm gay
      Son: Hi gay I'm son

  • @gegelast
    @gegelast 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1607

    "Bisexuals are everywhere...they could be anyone...even you..." you got me!

    • @ashroman6163
      @ashroman6163 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      I mean, I’m pan, but I still took that line personally 😂

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I had the same thought lmao. "Glad you noticed"

    • @gegelast
      @gegelast 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@ashroman6163 I'm rlly omni so I feel you lol

    • @claratalbot7613
      @claratalbot7613 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I'm bi-romantic but still took a double take. Like welp you found me 😂

    • @PoliceOfficer-b4d
      @PoliceOfficer-b4d 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      me too!

  • @URFTBOUND4LIFE
    @URFTBOUND4LIFE 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1495

    I feel like this whole attitude of "all homophobia stems from internalized homophobia' absolves heterosexuals for participation in casual or overt homophobia.
    They wouldn't be closeted queer people if straights didn't impose the notion that being straight is the default position and toxic masculinity/religious dogma prohibit men from ever exploring their sexuality in the first place.
    Internalized homophobia is a symptom, not the disease

    • @lovebirdwillingten
      @lovebirdwillingten 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      Yeah that’s like justifying my mom’s transphobia towards me by saying it’s just her internalized transphobia even though she’s straight and cis.

    • @claratalbot7613
      @claratalbot7613 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Yep. Are there those who have internalized homophoia or transphobia? Absolutely, but that doesn't excuse the behavior & actions & like you said, they wouldn't have that internalized hatred if we didn't have cis & straight people treating us like we're broken & need to be "fixed" into being something we're not or that we can flip some magic switch in our head & become something we're not

    • @beethovenjunkie
      @beethovenjunkie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I know a great youtuber who made a video about that ;)

    • @AmmarVanKorsha
      @AmmarVanKorsha 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I think this comment is really poetic and truthful, but the second I read “is a symptom, not the disease”, that one corona time song kept on playing in my head. I haven’t thought in that in what feels like forever.

    • @FrozEnbyWolf150
      @FrozEnbyWolf150 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Speaking from personal experience, it's far more likely that internalized homophobia or transphobia is taken out on oneself than others.

  • @willowarkan2263
    @willowarkan2263 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +675

    "Dad and him are so discreet about it. It's like a daily thing with them." How is that discreet, that seems like the opposite of discreet.

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      My precise thought.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Haven’t you heard? “Slow-dancing in front of uncurtained windows” is the new “discreet”

    • @willowarkan2263
      @willowarkan2263 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      @@alisaurus4224 I guess the limit for discreet is them not f-ing in the middle of church service in front of the entire congregation.

    • @Ca-yr2rz
      @Ca-yr2rz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He wasn't the smart apple in the basket, but his intentions were right 😌

    • @YR0117
      @YR0117 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol I think maybe the subtitles should’ve read “discrete”, which confusingly means the opposite of “discreet” in this context. But then I’m probably giving the writer of this short film too much credit…

  • @user-wi3yx3gy2o
    @user-wi3yx3gy2o 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +574

    His dad has been in denial so deep that his petite effeminate son comes home with his gay roommate wearing a bedazzled denim blazer, asking “what if I was gay and the gay man right here who bought us both plane tickets just so he could come to meet my parents was my boyfriend?” And he is still completely surprised.

  • @jennaberry2
    @jennaberry2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +380

    I haaaate the "I'm angry at you for not coming out to your parents even tho MY parents are cool, you must be ASHAMED of me" thing so much. Like no, twink #7, some people are allowed to be afraid!

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It's complicated.

    • @hihellothere-
      @hihellothere- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Twink #7 💀

    • @Lunar_Moons1
      @Lunar_Moons1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      LMAO TWINK #7 😭😭🙏🏻

    • @ThyLocalBard
      @ThyLocalBard 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      fr twink #7 is giving me very pushy vibes

    • @SebiHemke
      @SebiHemke 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      literally the wacked thing !!! especially since twink#4 warned him

  • @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii7738
    @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii7738 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    I love how right at the start of the video I saw the brother and was like ‘he’s obviously gay look at that hoodie’ only for him to be the literal only straight character in it💀

    • @LuwukaW
      @LuwukaW 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Just wait for the sequel.

  • @lbcyber
    @lbcyber 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +528

    I just want the revelations to keep coming. The brother comes out as a femboy. The boyfriend pulls down a zipper and reveals himself to have been a pterodactyl in a human suit the whole time. The president is actually a werewolf. And it keeps going

    • @Morgan-faru
      @Morgan-faru 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      The brother's main character is 7 rats in a suit, the father's wife isn't dead she's just off with another woman, that other woman is the reverend's own wife

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That’s way too many secrets

    • @noctap0d
      @noctap0d 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Omg I need this 😂😂😂

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How would that work in the script for the video

    • @cats_are_love
      @cats_are_love 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The Aristocrats!

  • @sparklefairykitten
    @sparklefairykitten 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +316

    I love the "Get in the car NOW!!!" scene. Suddenly we're in an intense crime thriller.

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      he was very “guys?? you’re gonna wanna see this” in that scene

  • @imbored7845
    @imbored7845 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +271

    “We’re totally used to sleeping in the same room…because we’re roommates….” Way to spell it out bud💀

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yeah… roommates….

    • @agnessofiacastrocarvalho774
      @agnessofiacastrocarvalho774 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Oh My God they were roomates!
      (Someone had to)

    • @pirateguy3521
      @pirateguy3521 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      “Roommates”……

  • @yep1tsm3
    @yep1tsm3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +334

    5:44 Captions: (Door slams shut)
    Video: the most polite closing of a door ever

    • @everfluctuating
      @everfluctuating 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      surprised caelan didn't call it out lmao

    • @grumpysphinx4911
      @grumpysphinx4911 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      The inverse of "Dumbledore asked calmly"

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The door slammed shut calmly

    • @yh0o
      @yh0o 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      him throwing that backpack inside the bed was more agressive lmao

  • @britnicox3929
    @britnicox3929 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    The boyfriend saying “this is a family matter” and dipping when they went to confront the dad made me cackle. Suddenly he was like “you know what? This ain’t about me; have fun!”

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      and then looking through the window with binoculars lmaooo

  • @angelarice8418
    @angelarice8418 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

    I love that their secret gay love affair was nightly slow dancing. that's wild

    • @almond-dt8mn
      @almond-dt8mn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      ace gay couple realness (i doubt bros were just slow dancing till 5 am tho)

    • @_lLexa_l
      @_lLexa_l 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Like I'm sorry, but gurll

    • @KyleRayner12
      @KyleRayner12 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "It's okay to be gay, but gross to show physical affection if you're over 40."

  • @courtneybermack
    @courtneybermack 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +267

    I don't think any closeted gay reverend dating one of his parishioners has ever decided to lovingly come out because his parishioner lover's son made a moving speech about love is love, even if the kid did cite scripture.
    There's so many paths these morality plays can take me on, but come on, show the rev get pilloried by his flock, joining the UU church instead, and marrying the boys on a beach at sunset.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      The only way this makes sense is if the reverend already was out and chill with his church but somehow that one guy was just much more homophobic than everyone else in the church and the reverend just never said anything because he thought the guy was cute ?

    • @pattmahiney
      @pattmahiney 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I love this lol

  • @barneybetsington7501
    @barneybetsington7501 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +472

    So much porn acting shoved into a non-porn movie thing. my goodness

    • @WhatWouldLubitschDo
      @WhatWouldLubitschDo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s super-extra-Downey-soft-core porn

    • @DavidRYates-tk2tq
      @DavidRYates-tk2tq 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Meh, most porn acting I've seen is better than this.

    • @petipeti1235
      @petipeti1235 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now that you said it. This would be the perfect acting for a porn

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Oh yeah, shoved right in there

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yeah something definitely is wrong with this video

  • @thehorriblebright
    @thehorriblebright 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    "When he came back there was like no life behind his eyes. Like a shark or a TERF or something" Laughed out loud all by myself at that.

  • @quantheory
    @quantheory 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

    How is the brother character wearing a blue, pink, and white tie-dye hoodie for the whole video and also the only one who isn't outed?

    • @AmbassadorKat
      @AmbassadorKat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Yeah I really thought that was going to be symbolic but nope

    • @ScribbledJel
      @ScribbledJel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      No way they accidentally used irony

    • @almond-dt8mn
      @almond-dt8mn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      tans gener

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      brother character is an egg 100%

    • @strange_sagittarius
      @strange_sagittarius 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@quantheory could be bisexual 🙏

  • @pandora8610
    @pandora8610 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    You know how Dad gets about Doors. He has a shirtless Jim Morrison photo in every room of the house.

  • @Mushroomelixir
    @Mushroomelixir 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    I imagine they got these names from putting "stereotypical collage age gay boy" into a name generator

    • @agentsqueaks
      @agentsqueaks 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      No college age boy is named Carl.

    • @Mushroomelixir
      @Mushroomelixir 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@agentsqueaks thats what they want you to think

  • @user-wi3yx3gy2o
    @user-wi3yx3gy2o 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +187

    In the history of the world no one has ever responded to “you are only saying that because you are my dad” by saying “No I don’t just say that to anyone.”

    • @teesh871
      @teesh871 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      For example...I don't say anything nice to my other son

    • @AtomikNY
      @AtomikNY 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I think there's a certain level of realism to nonsensical responses that indicate someone was only half-listening and didn't form a logically correct sentence, possibly because they're kinda drunk. That sort of stuff happens all the time. TV and movie conversations come off as somewhat artificial when all the characters perfectly understand each other's lines and nobody fumbles over their words. Real human conversations are full of misspoken sentences, confused misinterpretations, and utterances where the meaning comes across through intonation and context despite the mixed-up words. But story-telling works better when the dialogue is clear and people aren't spending a bunch of time clarifying what they meant to say, so scripts generally don't get written that way.

    • @candyzombiee
      @candyzombiee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@AtomikNY my screenwriting teacher described it as “writing dialogue is just a having a conversation you’ve edited for time”

    • @user-wi3yx3gy2o
      @user-wi3yx3gy2o 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@AtomikNY Yeah I have ADHD (and maybe more). I definitely have said sone nonsensical stuff before. But I still think my comment was more funny than it was untrue.

    • @user-wi3yx3gy2o
      @user-wi3yx3gy2o 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@candyzombiee I think if every theatrical dialogue was realistic, the audience would not be able to follow everything and things would progress too slowly.

  • @Kellan__they-them
    @Kellan__they-them 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    I thought the plot twist was gonna be Sports Brother coming out as trans, and his hoodie coloring was gonna turn out to be a subtle hint, but the actual twist was so much more unexpected! Also Caelan's "Yeah." *nods* at 3:42 after the "butt vore" really got me 😂 They held on that shot for the perfect amount of time.

    • @reedsylvier5250
      @reedsylvier5250 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Literally, can we make that beautiful subtle trans coloured tiedye shirt the new official trans hoodie stereotype? Black hoodie is getting old...and sweat-y

    • @Theo_likes_cool_stuff
      @Theo_likes_cool_stuff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Kellan__they-them never thought that but that would be amazing!!

  • @claratalbot7613
    @claratalbot7613 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    The dad being fine with someone else being gay but not his own child hits close to home for me. I've had to go little to know contact after learning that some of my family members are like this. They're fine with others being gay & even fine with me being an ally to them, but they will not go that extra step to accept me as being bi-romantic. People should never feel like they're something wrong them or shamed, especially by their family, for being who they are. Also, religion is no excuse to treat someone like garbage either. You can be religious & not have a burning hatred towards people just because they don't fit into this perfect little box you've been taught to fit into. Being straight & cis may be in the majority, but that doesn't mean it should be the norm while every other gender identity & sexuality is treated like it's wrong or a choose when it's neither of those things. People should be allowed to safely explore & discover who they are & be able to live their life as who they are without fear of being bullied, shamed, harrassed, attack, or their rights being constantly attacked

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I know right? One of my uncles are gay and no one minds. But my mom was very clear that she didn't want me to be gay ever since I was 4 (no, really. I was at school one day and after I left she just randomly told me that "hey don't ever date boys. Marriage is between a man and a woman" and asked me to promisse that I would never date men) so God frickin' help me if I ever decide to come out/get outed as trans and bi.

    • @Birbface
      @Birbface 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Surely spoiler alert: they're not fine with those family members being gay.

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Birbface oh we know. But at least it's nice of them to prentend like it

    • @TigerPrawn_
      @TigerPrawn_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We got you 💜

    • @hailthequeenFM
      @hailthequeenFM 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      NIMBY parents.

  • @Suzy24
    @Suzy24 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    “Get in now now now now now” 😂 I kinda love Trent

    • @Crazetex
      @Crazetex 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      he's hot and feisty what's not to love

    • @lonesavior
      @lonesavior 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I mean, I wasn't on board with getting in the car, but after hearing him repeat the request 5 times, it seems like a good idea.

  • @Crazetex
    @Crazetex 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +208

    okay if i learned that my secret partner just disowned their child for being a flamer i don't think i would . continue slow dancing with them tbqh

    • @TheDopekitty
      @TheDopekitty 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Excellent point

    • @sarads7877
      @sarads7877 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean…. he’s a priest… like I wouldn’t be surprised if he was onboard with it 💀

  • @M3g4nium
    @M3g4nium 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +305

    I feel like dad has had a train run on him at least 10 times and has been coping with homophobia, Choo Choo

    • @bassman9261995
      @bassman9261995 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Can confirm. I was the conductor. He was the caboose

    • @dorianleakey
      @dorianleakey 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Keep your fantasies to yourself. Or fund the production of porn of them.
      Those are your two options.

    • @tuzzysloshyt4323
      @tuzzysloshyt4323 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@M3g4nium CHOO CHOO 😭😭😭😭

  • @aila6814
    @aila6814 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    The acting in these never get old, so wooden but sincere. These are like a sweet little morsel everytime. This one is kind of cheesy and unrealistic, but i like the message and the vibes.

    • @strange_sagittarius
      @strange_sagittarius 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's kinda wholesome in a way ngl ;-;

  • @paulv8773
    @paulv8773 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Why are they like "We accept our differences" when they're both gay? It's not a difference if it's the same thing!

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It was 100% written by a straight man

  • @summermermaidstar756
    @summermermaidstar756 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    "Finest Pizza in all of oakmont"
    Listen I like a good Little Caesars Hot-N-Ready, but that is a very controversial pizza claim to make.

    • @BobTim
      @BobTim 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That's my biggest issue, too. Who cares about who's gay or whatever, I need to know Oakmont's gastro-geo-economic pizza availability. Or why the production crew couldn't budget for someone to dumspter-dive a slightly less greasy box from *any* other establishment.

  • @RamenKitsune
    @RamenKitsune 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Drugs sex and rock n roll, Caelan. How did you forget how gay rock n roll is.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    "What did you do to him?"
    Hey, dad character, you might not want to know the answer to that question. It involves Tony on top of your son, a lot.

  • @akaErma
    @akaErma 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    "Slurping Gooning Gagging Greasing" is my favorite Daft Punk song!

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      why is this not hearted?

  • @morbidsearch
    @morbidsearch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    "My son has got the best arm in the entire state"
    That's what he said

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      When he said that I was like "Sorry, the fuck what?!?"

  • @richardallen144
    @richardallen144 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Porn when the fucking never starts is awful

    • @JJisthatbtch
      @JJisthatbtch 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      STOP 💀

  • @Astrolionking
    @Astrolionking 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Of course! Cause we cannot have gay rep without one of the partners pressuring their partner to come out and then the closeted one is seen as the bad guy! Cause who cares about boundaries and doing things at your own pace? The homophobes aren’t the villains, the gays being closeted bc of the unsafe environment are the REAL villains!!
    But anyway, that plot twist abt the das had me in TEARS.

    • @Morrislover.they.xem.
      @Morrislover.they.xem. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Frrrrrr. I read a book where that happened, and it felt so weird to me. Like, they didn’t know if it was safe. Luckily everything turned out fine, but it gave me an icky feeling. Glad I’m not the only one.

    • @akiralyrics9590
      @akiralyrics9590 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Morrislover.they.xem.What was the book?

  • @merty5713
    @merty5713 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    This short is giving SAY UNCLE, same level of acting.

  • @TheWinterscoming
    @TheWinterscoming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Dang, you put more emotion into a single line than they do in the entire performance.

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Classically trained (not really but I’m a Virgo)

  • @Long_May_They_Raine
    @Long_May_They_Raine 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    “My little daddy wrinklebigot…~”
    That made me audibly CACKLE, ty for that birthday gift 😂

  • @Sidecutter
    @Sidecutter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "I'm gonna go stay with one of my "friends" from the football team"
    OK honey.

  • @Jasperlovesdogss
    @Jasperlovesdogss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    17:52 the gay reverend buttoning up the top button of his cardigan for 5 seconds straight got me

  • @theveganduolingobird7349
    @theveganduolingobird7349 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    1:30 you are actually born with a full set of adult teeth they’re kinda just up in your skull until they want to break free. These teeth are by no means fully developed but they are a “full set” of permanent teeth they don’t have calcium or crowns but they are still by every definition there

    • @rgs8970
      @rgs8970 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Thanks that's terrifying!

    • @reedsylvier5250
      @reedsylvier5250 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My teeth in year 4: fREE Us

    • @AmbassadorKat
      @AmbassadorKat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Scientists came up with a process which might let ppl regrow lost teeth as an adult. Your body shuts off the genes for tooth growing when you’re little but they found a way to turn them back on; they’re starting human trials in japan in like a week or two. Google it it’s wild

    • @ijustlikebees
      @ijustlikebees 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Break free by ariana grande

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Like boobs! We all have them, all our lives, just waiting for the oestrogen activation signal.

  • @xaicho
    @xaicho 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Sorry to the guys who have been in this position before but the most infuriating thing about this is when the boyfriend is like "wow i didn't know it would be that bad" like bruh you pressured him into coming out to his family and getting disowned/thrown out was never a possibility? some families love jesus more than they love their family brandon and just cause yours was accepting isn't enough of a reason to expect your bf to take the same risk >_>

  • @MsSumoon
    @MsSumoon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    So can we just assume that the mom lives with her “roommate” Janet?

  • @kermitthorson9719
    @kermitthorson9719 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Dhar man didnt even jump out of the recording booth to live inside our ears this time

  • @Damians_art
    @Damians_art 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    THE WAY THE BROTHER SAT THERE LIKE “this is a little weird and kinda sad lmao Imma go give him a pep talk also dads gay lol”

  • @AmmarVanKorsha
    @AmmarVanKorsha 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    11:55 If you or a loved one has encountered a bisexual, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

    • @reedsylvier5250
      @reedsylvier5250 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh thank god, they were bi in my presence for a whole hour, and I'm aroace I should've phased out of existence by then! What kind of reparations can I expect?

    • @jdatlas4668
      @jdatlas4668 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'll compensate you-

  • @parakodraws
    @parakodraws 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    19:24 “find a gayer job, like barista or youtuber” the fact that those are the ONLY TWO jobs i’ve had

  • @richietozier7091
    @richietozier7091 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "I think that Dad is ga too"
    Just when I thought nothing would top "BE QUIET FRUITY BOY"

  • @vainpiers
    @vainpiers 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    The next video is the brother enlightening them to the truth of bisexuality

  • @tyghe_bright
    @tyghe_bright 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Football son is also clearly secretly trans. Thus the trans color sweatshirt. I'm not fooled by that little bit of peach in the mix.

  • @b3b3j4y
    @b3b3j4y 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    haha i love that his name is carl because everytime uis boyfriend says it it sounds “come on girl lets leave girl”

  • @johtojonny
    @johtojonny 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    19:21 "Find a gayer job, like Barista or TH-camr" I FEEL SO CALLED OUT LMFAO that's literally me

  • @TacticalGamingFool
    @TacticalGamingFool 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +235

    How am I supposed to get anything done in the next 22 HOURzaAH

    • @javk8673
      @javk8673 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      22 hours up!!

    • @RealSkello
      @RealSkello 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you get anything done?

    • @TacticalGamingFool
      @TacticalGamingFool 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@RealSkello yes the design i made commemorating trumps 34 convictions is now live

    • @petipeti1235
      @petipeti1235 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nah that zaAH at the end is peak gay language LMAO

    • @S0lar_Eclipse
      @S0lar_Eclipse 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How did you comment this 1 day ago when the video was posted today

  • @MozIleto
    @MozIleto 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    He has a bedazzled denim jacket... honey.
    If you didn't know that's on you

  • @olikroli
    @olikroli 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    You know, I was a bit confused about the jail bit but then when you started to lay out your plan I was weirdly disappointed that it didn't include a visit to the jail.

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The jail bit was the best bit. I want me some shiv pizza.

  • @nicksmith902
    @nicksmith902 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I'm kinda disappointed the gay son was Drew Gooden and not the sports one, because it means that "best arm in the state" comment at the beginning is a missed opportunity

  • @AngelDRose
    @AngelDRose 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    At 3:19 and I’m already thinking “which one is supposed to be gay.?” They all seem pretty gay so far. Even the dad! 😂

  • @BlazeNStar
    @BlazeNStar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "Eat the priest" but in which way? Instructions unclear.

  • @Birbface
    @Birbface 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I don't understand who writes these things. Like... they presumably pay people to act in the films and film the films, why do they not hire a writer who actually charges for their craft. A person people consider worth paying.

  • @laurenwalker1048
    @laurenwalker1048 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    “Little miss greedy paws” was my nickname in high school.

    • @Jessf-rn5lo
      @Jessf-rn5lo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      that's what I call my cat when she tries to steal my food.

  • @flfb
    @flfb 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    i'm SO obssessed with trent's performance he's trying his absolute best and i love that for him

  • @wolfonthesteps
    @wolfonthesteps 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    How does dad feel about doors? He probably thinks they're awesome and listens to "people are strange" on repeat with old Rev. Grant until 5 am.

  • @ZeAndy2806
    @ZeAndy2806 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Wasn't expecting to ever hear Caelan say poof and pooftery. A hole in my soul just got filled

  • @GoodVolition
    @GoodVolition 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My favorite moment in this video is when tony is jumping around outside the window excitedly. Like babe you have no idea what they're saying in there.

  • @diabreadstick
    @diabreadstick 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I half expected the dad to do a double take when the straight son lied about wanting to hang out at a friend's house and demanded right then and there if he was gay, too.

  • @samueljhagrid
    @samueljhagrid 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “MY JOHN:13th REASON WHY” CRYING

  • @vainpiers
    @vainpiers 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I have tiny ears too, everyone called me baby ears at school

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Literally got here as the premiere ended, hearin you tell me to subscribe and like; and then restarted the vid only for you to tell me to sub again xD
    I swear im subbed!

    • @lindensalter6713
      @lindensalter6713 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      But are you subbed?

    • @amla2263
      @amla2263 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too

    • @TomMinnow
      @TomMinnow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ( ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠) same

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lindensalter6713 let me check... .... ... yes

  • @TishyRose
    @TishyRose 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I’m not sure why but your voice is just so pleasing to listen to, it just sounds lovely.
    I love listening to your videos when I need to relax and have a laugh. Or in your more serious videos it’s easy to pay attention to you and follow along, which is a lot for my ADHD brain but you make everything engaging.
    It’s not just your lovely sounding voice but also your entire presence, you’re able to make light of dark situations and you have so much snappy and acerbic jokes that add so much to each video.
    Sorry for the long compliment, I’ve just been watching your videos a lot and felt I needed to say thank you for being you and putting yourself out there. I’m sure you make the day of many people, every day, by sharing your confident, clever and witty self, with your soothing voice, online. Thank you for all you’ve contributed so far to the internet. You’re just super interesting and it’s fun to listen to you talk while I’m mooching about doing chores.

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      This means so much to me, I get A LOT of disgusting comments about my voice, and always have. I used to be incredibly self conscious to the point I didn’t even speak in class, and gave up opportunities to do panels and talks.
      I’m finally so much more okay with it, and it’s comments like this that help me get to a better place! So thank you! 💕

  • @Никодим-м9ъ
    @Никодим-м9ъ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    WWWHYYY DO I HAVE TO WAaaiiiiGHTTTTTA

    • @Sami-the-stranger
      @Sami-the-stranger 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I KNOW BUT NOT ANYMORE, IT'S OUT (unlike me)

  • @mikip282
    @mikip282 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    15:25 the conversation that basically happened:
    “get in the car.”
    “what’s going on?”
    “GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!”

  • @OctopusGrift
    @OctopusGrift 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Why are "allies" so obsessed with making people come out?

    • @InsomniacMoonbat
      @InsomniacMoonbat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      so they know in front of which person they have to keep up the ally act

  • @Simmer-ssb
    @Simmer-ssb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'd like to see the behind the behind the scenes of this to see what cave they recorded the audio in.

  • @askavetstudent
    @askavetstudent 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    The binoculars lol

  • @lilpeasad
    @lilpeasad 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    omg the chappel roan bit THREW ME TO THE FLOOR 😭

  • @Cyan_On_Live
    @Cyan_On_Live 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Bro, when you said "you are going to need to hear this" the song "good luck, baby!" Start playing, WHY ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS!

  • @HannahFortalezza
    @HannahFortalezza 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Absolutely lost it when you showed the boiling kettle hahaha

  • @irinaphoenix2169
    @irinaphoenix2169 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "Love is love" 🤢 You don't need to be in love for your existence to be valid.

    • @Blazearrow
      @Blazearrow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ofc you don't have to be on love to be valid but that isnt related to the fact that love is love

  • @garrettsullivan9213
    @garrettsullivan9213 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Finest Pizza in Oakmont, Is Little Caesars? That's so sad 😭

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    thanks to this magical performance, I really want to see a pizza box top picture of a jail where the bars are made out of unsliced pepperoni

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    no bc why was i legitimately so invested

  • @Mindseye299
    @Mindseye299 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    OMG, I did not see the plot twist coming at all!!

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I didn’t either 😩

  • @nicki6405
    @nicki6405 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "You're gonna wanna hear this" * plays Chappell Roan *
    I AM HOWLINGGGGGG 🤣🤣

  • @roninfredricson6958
    @roninfredricson6958 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When the boyfriend said "Carl, I think we should go..." I thought he said "GURL, I think we should go..." and I was like okaaay I think we're laying it on A BIT TOO THICK NOW.

  • @Batgirl219
    @Batgirl219 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "It's me, Trent."
    "GOAWAYTRENT!"

  • @lerdog
    @lerdog 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The straight brother is cute af

  • @urbroz
    @urbroz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    making me wait a whole day to see this. on pride month. is so fucked up

    • @urbroz
      @urbroz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      love ur vids im just joshing

  • @silversam
    @silversam 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Wait wait wait you're gonna wanna hear this...
    We work in secret. We live in shadows. We mysteriously stay in with our "roommate" when we get a week off. We have ADHD. We have weird parents who really can't read a room (and who sometimes abruptly admit to being bisexual while denying they're bisexual... TMI?). We are sponsored by sex scientists and they love it.
    Also God's Kingdom can kick rocks.

  • @danny2481
    @danny2481 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Monitoring all his credit cards,,, that’s financial abuse lol

  • @mdylan3989
    @mdylan3989 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I cannot wait for this!!!!! Gonna show it to my roomie, we love these Dhar Mann reaction videos and u r so funny and lovely Caelan! Happy pride!! 🏳️‍🌈❤️

  • @stubbwinkley4015
    @stubbwinkley4015 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’m an ex-homophobe, ex-Christian straight guy who still has lots of hang ups about sex, so your ad for male sex toys and talking about just enjoying pleasure was really cool to hear. There’s so much latent stigma about sex and pleasure for men of my specific background.

  • @lewsmith9708
    @lewsmith9708 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    When the gay son started talking about the Reverend with his power, I so thought he was gonna do the Spider-Man thing.

  • @saradodson7840
    @saradodson7840 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I've never watched a video of yours until now and you give a full Alexis Rose mixed with Stefan (from SNL) vibe and I love it 😂

  • @dominomasked
    @dominomasked 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Here for the ear-shaming!

  • @ArachnidKid4223
    @ArachnidKid4223 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how the dad combined 2 verses in one when he was trying to tell him it’s a sin 🤦

  • @deanpope2055
    @deanpope2055 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “I turned that into a GYYYYYMMMMM 👹”

  • @KizetteandTotoro
    @KizetteandTotoro 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “Bisexuals are very real”. Thank you, Caelan.

  • @Neku628
    @Neku628 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    1:14 I would think Dhar Mann would have the common sense to have the dad praising his son nonstop in the living room or in his son's bedroom, like his son is upset and his dad is trying to comfort him. That just seems more appropriate and realistic.

  • @_lLexa_l
    @_lLexa_l 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "You're gonna wanna hear this!"
    **Chappell Roan starts playing**

  • @Invalidcas
    @Invalidcas 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i was on a roadtrip with my homophobic dad and we were listening to his playlist and there was a lady gaga song and i skipped it cause.. nothing sounded more awkward than listening to lady gaga next to my homophobic dad. and when i skipped it i made a comment about not knowing why that was in his playlist, and his response.... his response was "yeah there's a couple of those in there :)"
    WHAT.
    the funniest part was it was fucking BORN THIS WAY. THE MOST EXPLICITLY GAY ONE I KNOW OF- MY HOMOPHOBIC DAD LISTENS TO BORN THIS WAY.
    i have not been able to stop thinking about this.

  • @warriorsfirecat
    @warriorsfirecat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    65 likes in 25 mins? Caelan Conrad fell off
    -i get sniped immediately for my totally original joke-