r/Dankmemes | pov: you jaywalked.
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8:08 dude earned 3 purple hearts, then took up farming and became an internationally recognized leader in sustainable farming methods.
The “honest work” part was accurate, but the “it ain’t much” part wasn’t.
R.I.P. Dave Brandt. You made the world a better place.
Ah, Temple Grandin, an Autistic female, helped make Cattle prongs obsolete, by making a more humane way of moving them around, calmly.
@@SilentHallowsthis is about remembering Dave Brandt not whoever your talking about
@@Hellmanslettuce26Most Americans were made to watch the movie, specifically the weirdly red states, and is the mostly recognizable for sustainable farming methods.
New (water) drinking game: take a drink every time Jack uses his silly voice changer. Double it if he does the voice changer ON TOP of doing a funny voice.
He doesn't use a voice changer he just does that naturally.
here's a better one: drink every time robin has a bad opinion
@@turbo_marc i'm never gonna be drinking
@@Historia_Europae then you're wrong
@@turbo_marc how come?
8:10
"It ain't much, but it's honest work"
-An absolute legend. R.I.P. My dude
8:33 this triggered at least 16 memories of playing on my friends PS Vita
0:34 the plankton impression was amazing
I'm a vegan and I'd totally be up for cultured meat, it sounds really cool
Not sure why anyone would be against that, saves the animals and the planet, prevents future pandemics and antiobiotic resistances from forming, and since there aren‘t any hormones involved it‘s probably healthier aswell…
As long as it won't kill me on a bite ill eat it too. I'm not vegan though
Dank memes is a circle jerk mate
Yea, that would be super cool!! :)
As an eco-conscious anaemic who can only eat so much Vegemite, broccoli, & dried apricots in a day, I'm here for it.
11:11 Gaslighting? That doesn't exist. You just made that up
Shame on you jack
7:04 Rock and Stone!
To the Bone!
I don't know how i feel about Iroh's voice at 9:40. It's different, but oddly fitting
4:36 Muslims say God is inside the Kaaba.
If a few thousand years from now, a confused alien comes out of cryostasis and exits the kaaba, I called it.
The girlboss Cleopatra show is still really funny to me, mostly the drama around it but also lines like "don't listen to what your teachers tell you in school, Cleopatra was black" send me rolling.
8:25 its not Just if they look 9. if they have the mind of a child Thats when it gets fucked up.
If they look 9, it's still very questionable what the artist was thinking.
@@kombleo ooh agreed, just saying a demon thet looks like a kid but has the mind of an adult is a little less creepy then a 200 year old dragon with the mind and body of a human 2 year old.
@@the_stray_cat True, but there will always be people defending it nonetheless
@@kombleo sad facts
On the Moses one, for those wondering, the reason it took 40 years wasn't because they got lost or anything. Only those who had never known slavery were to be allowed into Israel, so those 40 years were spent letting the children born while wandering grow up to a point they'd be able to survive without their parents. At which point this new generation entered the promised land.
yep more than a hundred thousand humans and however many millions of farm animals wandered a desert for four decades making sure there were no eye witnesses to being slaves of egypt. good plan. freed from egyptian slavery to die in a desert.
Huh. For some reason I thought they were 40 years in the desert cuz they pissed off god( I edited the passed off section since passed was spelt passed)
@@JustARandomHuman-py4oj Yeah didn't they like, make some gold cow and prayed to it? Also the hell was that about they saw a talking lighting cloud blow off the top of a mountain what are they doing???????
They took 40 years because thats the time it took them to conquer kill and enslave the people that were already living in their primissed land...
uhm.....no?? where are you getting your info bruh 😂
11:35 iilluminaughtii fans be like. "what no! screnshots means nothing unless they come from the one i love"
I love it whenever Jack does a Joker impression.
Cartoons: **exist**
Logic: “Ight I’mma head out”
Tbf reality sometimes has many how the frick is that possible moments not just cartoons.
2:50 a shower:infinite days
Video 50 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video
...all at once with their voices stacked on top of each other.
4:41 There’s a table inside of the Kaaba, I’m pretty sure they’d just face that
F A C E T H E G O D T A B L E
Actually no. If you get lucky and get to go inside it, you can face any direction, not just that table.
Moses didn't exactly have modern navigational aids, like a device to tell him whether he was walking in the same direction as the previous day or not.
ymean like the sun?
These are some of the memes of all time
This is one of the comment of all time
This is one of the replies of all time
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@@Tiemurillothis
The lucid dream one made me cry and say come back shylyn that's why I'm still single
ok wait Stryxo is actually a cool guy
And he can change opinions, I think that’s a good thing.
Nice to see Jack doing some dank memes :)
1:06 This dude got rejected and now complaining about it on a meme
Yeah it was cringy
Jack singing bits
13:41
13:04 I literally am fiddling with a remote while watching this lmao
7:10 its a federal offense that EDF 4.1 isnt there
The G spot and the P spot are actually the same thing, those born with vulvas have a prostate too (and yes they can get cancer there, there's just less mass and therfore physically less chance). It's the neck of the bladder and controls the flow of urine, it contribites to ejaculate when you have a penis and lubrication when you have a vagina. The reason it's hypertrophied (made bigger) when you have a penis is because the urethra is much longer and it needs more power. The more u know.
BRB fact-checking this.
@@mysterylovescompany2657it’s been 4 days what have you found (I am too lazy to switch tabs)
Isn't the female G-Spot actually just an extension of the clitoris? Like, the "bean" is less than 10% of the total organ's mass, with a majority being internal.
@@DraconicDuelist You are completely correct about the extension of the clitoris part! There are "legs" that stem down from the clitoris called the clitoral crura/crus clitoris, if you imagine that it was like an embedded penis shaft but bifurcated (split in half). Then under those, surrounding the vagina, are two "bulbs" called the vestibular bulbs. They're not what constitutes the g-spot as a pleasure centre specifically, but they definitely contribute to pleasure.
@@mysterylovescompany2657 surprisingly, this is somewhat true. people born with vulvas have glands called the skene's glands that are similar to a prostate in composition. it helps with lubrication as mentioned but it should be noted that the g spot is not directly what some call the "female prostate" (skene's glands)
5:39 OH NO
1:24 well I was planning on being happy today but this is just sad
9:13: is a hoax, the application was denied
That's just sad...
Congrats Sweden. Just one note, it has been an Olympic sport since forever. They just only do it in the contestant camps.
2:10 That's me. That is without question me for every movie I go see.
8:00 Andrew tate looks like a potato that found out it diddnt kill all of the tomatoes from the tomato family and it knows the Last tomato Will report the potato. It kind of fits too. Andrew Tater
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5:27 enjoyment.
9:25 so, funny story
0:14 Friendly Reminder that Truck-Kun Exists.
11:50 lol, i didnt know there are even such a thing as third party app. i just assume by default that a platform doesnt let you access there api unless i hear about it and for some reason i never heard about redit apps, not even the official one.
4:57 To be fair... they were going to take the fast route but the people on the fast route looked kinda buff and hard to pass by so they took the other route which took 40 years..
Finally, a sport I would actually watch and participate in. I can finally be an athelete
0:20
Driving learner is just a follower of the Omnissiah.
9:04 Okay but have you SEEN how beautiful every woman is there?
For the meme on "Tough on crime" politicians: The more a politician likes to say how hardline on a stance they are, the more likely their career depends on that stance being relevant.
Actually doing something is their greatest weakness. Like water to the aliens from Signs.
6:30 i think the search was famious internet women, bell and jaiden are obvious, chis chan identified as a girl, and clinton was a pretty big meme in 2016.
0:35 incredibly good Plankton impression
8:30 Aaannnd now you've angered the pedos lol
3:36 She was not fired, she was layed off, it was admittedly Pixar's fault because they couldn't afford that many employees
Imagine thinking an about 8B cooperation has layoffs because of budget constraints.
@@insaincaldo Ok yeah fair but point still stands that she didn't do anything wrong according to Pixar
@@ThatPillow according to business jargon. She or the lower of employees might just be latest failure scapegoats.
1:17
I wasn’t expecting to get hit in the feels.
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
Same, I thought it was going to be something like, "this caused me to have the worst sleep paralysis of my life!" But instead, all I got was sadness. :C
Jack's production value has gone through the roof with that voice changer.
0:49 In fairness, we also don’t get wildfire smoke like that here very often. We get small wildfires all the time all over the east coast, but they don’t produce the level of smog we got. It’s similar to what happened when we got an earthquake in 2011 - it became national news because we never really get them.
Exactly. The Barrington lake fire in Nova Scotia would have been a small fire anywhere else in the country, but it was the largest forest fire in NS history. It’s normally just too damn wet out here for any wildfire to takeoff like that, but it was such a freakishly dry winter and dry, hot spring.
11:58 I choose the red pill because the blue one would make any family reunions way too awkward.
9:40 Like usual, Uncle Iroh is spitting facts.
How many times has this subreddit been posted. Absolute class
9:52 that "roar" caught me off guard 😂
9:07 so now Futurama is predicting things, considering Matt Grouning is from the year 3000 it makes sense.
unironically buzz does look like he would turn his body cam off
0:59 this is a valid point actually. Both the East and West coasts are supposed to have naturally occurring, low-intensity wildfires very frequently to promote our natural diversity and Wildlife. For a lot of the prairies of the Appalachia are being lost due to invasive trees and plants that are supposed to be here, and a good Wildfire not only gets rid of the invasive species that's killing or Ledo's, but opens up the canopy to let those natives flourish.
However, both local governments are doing damn near everything they can to prevent any types of forest fires that are supposed to occur, which leads to a lot of build-up of natural combustible materials. So instead of having frequent, low-level wildfires, we are having rare but devastating high-intensity wildfires.
Er, no. You can’t lump all the forest together, as if they are the same. The Acadian forests in Nova Scotia are quite different from the boreal forests across most of Canada. Acadian forests have a natural resistance to wildfire. And the climate itself is simply not conducive to the sort of wildfires seen in the west.
The Barrington Lake fire would’ve been a small fire out west, but it’s the largest forest fire recorded in Nova Scotia. We simply don’t have fires like this here.
Nova Scotia is a lovely place where everything you have either rusts away or gets covered and mildew and algae. This year was the first time I ever saw conditions here be as hot and dry as they get out west, and it’s no coincidence that this year we saw the extreme wildfires that are normally seen out west, and had the largest forest fire in history in this province.
@@valerierodger ... I'm not talking about Nova Scotia. I clearly specified the Region's that I'm talkin about in my post if you read it.
White wedding is the one song i never get tired of.
Why is the remote the exact same remote for the tv I’m watching on right now!!!???
Coinkydinky
2:21 it's just like that regular show episode where Mordecai and Rigby changed all the clocks so the park just moved time zones. Someone probably somehow changed all the clocks and all of New York probably moved to Mexico lol
0:27 Mad disrespect to desmos there. Desmos gang forever!
6:35 Boomers and Gen-Xers: This is the world's smallest violin playing "My Heart Bleeds For You."
12:12 how hasn't anyone mentioned this yet😂😂
Hey Jack, is your Australian accent just like a Texas accent for a British accent?
No because unlike American accents Australian ones are actually attractive not repulsive.
You really asked, I remember the comment on the other video
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon So are you saying Australian accent are more attractive than British accents?
@@gregcharles3240 There's no difference.
And now, we won't talk to you again.
02:03 alstor is that u?
Lewis Hamilton also holds the record for most 1st places in formula 1.
Dank memes is like the water of subreddits.
8:36 Sound 1: the croud seeing the simplicity and similarity of the ui layout
Sound 2: realizing the irony of the of the text and what it means
Sound 3: understanding said text and becoming angry at the joke
me: spending my last 3% battery on watching emkay
Imagine putting your soul into a game and then selling it to the public for $6. Sir, do you really think so little of your own soul?
Dude same. This whole thing blowing up was the first time I even heard abt 3rd party browsers for reddit.
2:14 yeah it was pretty cool the heat and radiation just 10/10
1:32 yesterday I lucid dreamt and it was terrifying because I couldn’t wake up.
7:14 excellent voice acting 10/10
There's an emotional connection to the Pokemon. If you want to memorize something create a story around it that resonates with you and then you'll remember it.
was having a depressing day and say this upload. mood lifted just a little :,)
7:25 oh hey oh you leave Thor: Love and Thunder out of this
5:05 ye in the jewish bible it is said that the hebrews reached israel in 2 years but camped outside for 38 years because they have sined
0:48 my god, this is the first time ive ever found a joker meme relatable
0:50: As someone who lives in a state on the East Coast, I can confirm this statement
0:31 Are you about to tel me that McDonalds has multiple flavors? I thought they only had their crappy vanilla.
This is for sure very….dank
13:00 I feel called out I was literally fidgeting with that while watching the video
Woo, Emkay vid!
7:04 "Shout out to games about me and my homies vs hordes of monsters." See's payday 2 where the only thing you fight off is Police Officers, "Yeah, that checks out."
12:04 I truly cannot decide.
This video feels like a fever dream
lmao not Stryxo landing in an Emkay video 😭 10:24
Why is he attacking him?
LoL same, same. I didn't even know there were other ways to connect to reddit, and to tell the truth I wouldn't have trusted them to not be virus vehicles anyway.
9:22 I swear the Scandinavian countries are the peak of humanity
10:23 don’t do my @stryxo bad, he changed as a person. We should celebrate that.
He is just talking about burnout, he is just attacking him
"In 2023 Pixar Fired her"
UH OH! BAD DECISION MARK!
13:18 fun fact: family guy had an episode where stewie treated a girl badly to go out with her and she did so ig u can say those males are copying family guy
My friend stands up to wipe and he scrunches up the toilet paper to wipe.
As someone who lives on the west coast i can say that that is indeed true
2:34 I don't think alot of introvert would just accept it
10:23 Oh don't worry that's Stryxo he's just like that
I was surprised with the luicid dream one because I watched some of thier videos and surprised that yiu knew about the Pixar employee saving Toy Story 2 got fired one because I knew that
another day, another video
oh no not just the color here in new york. it smelled like we were being roasted. and it smells like it rn too LOL