I worked at a McDonald's for almost 2 years, and one day I was on lobby. Some kid peed at the very top of the playplace and it was dripping through. I had to lug disinfectant and a bucket of soapy water and rags all the way up a playplace meant for kids 10 and under (I was 17) and clean up the puddle. I got a free desert out of it.
I had a story similar to #1. I am the older brother by 2 years, and at the time I was 11. I was having a really good time, me and my lil bro. I told him to meet me by the slide, but after 5 minutes he still wasn't there. Keep in mind this was a pretty small playplace, and my brother is a frantic guy. So I went down to see what was going on. And when I came down, a boy about his age was threatening him. My brother at that time was an innocent little thing, and unlike other 9 year olds he had NO knowledge of murder, birds and the bees, etc. He almost never even touched the computer, but when he did, he just played offline games. He had the free, careless mind. My parents preserved his child mind very well. But this brat was threatening to backstab him in his sleep, and use his blood as maple syrup. My brother just stood there, with confusion in his eyes. He knew none of these kinds of things. But soon when the bratty bastard started to speak his language, he filled with surprise, anger, and deppresion. He hasn't been put under this much pressure before. But my brother has the potential of the jock. I saw him take a deep breath. Then he socked the bully right in the cheek! And although the bitch hurt for a bit, he charged at my bro like a mad ram and HEADBUTTED him. At this point everyone was watching. I had to step in. I tried to tell him: "Hey, could you stop that?" And he said "What, ya gonna make me? You look weak and fat and I could beat you in an instead. I bet your mother doesn't love ya!" My mom was staring in disbelief. And now, well, I was getting very angry. And before I knew it, I was beating him on the ground. I felt no guilt. HE DESERVED THIS. I soon stopped, and hugged my lil bro. And when we both exited the place, my mom, instead of grounding me, said "I'm proud of you."
+Vasili Apa (dacreepah123) *claps* *thumbs up* I have no idea what I'm doing but good job for stiking up for your uuhh I don't know what to call your little brother is it--never mind I'm just proud of you
"Are you still serving breakfast?....." "No....it's 2 PM.....:/", "Ok:) I'll have a shamrock shake:D "Its December...:/" :( LMAO!!!! That was freaking halirous!!!:D
This video is honestly kinda nostalgic for me. Even though it was from 6 years ago, I watched this as a pre-teenager. Now I’m in my teenage years and I occasionally stop by to watch again and laugh.
I was eating at Mc Dicks and i just got something small. It was a quarter-pounder and a small fries.Then this little kid walks up to me says "Tag your it now!" and runs off. At first i though that he was playing a game and didn't realize i didn't want anything to do with it. After a minute or two i noticed a weird smell. It wasn't the food so i look around. I didn't see anything weird that could cause a smell. Other then all the kids and other people. So i finished my fries and picked up the trash from the food. As i got up i noticed something weird in my coat pocket. I reached in and i felt the unholy mother-load of gooey disgustingness. This kid had somehow planted a rotten moldy slimy burger in my pocket without me noticing. I fished it out then walked over to the kid and demanded to see his parents. He pointed me in the right direction and i told them about the incident. I was disgusted and feeling sick to my stomach and i wanted an apology. The parents called their kid over and asked if what i said was true. The kid confessed and the parents laughed in my face at my misfortune. The kid smiled at me and waved running off as if he were taunting me. I got mad and lost my shit. I threw the moldy slimy hunk of meat into their food. I completely wrecked their meal and they got pissed at me. The father was shouting insults and the mother was doing the same. I walked away with the father poking my back demanding that i pay for their meal. The determined assholes followed me to my car and as i got in and locked my doors i laughed at them for their misfortune. Needless to say i have never gone to a Mc Dicks again.
Collision SC- That would have been funny but like I said. It was moldy and sticky. I didn't want to do anything else with it other than ruin their day.
Hahahahahahahahahaha i cant stop laughing at number 1 he grabbed a giant duck and started hitting him with it whilst screaming "SLIT MY FUCKING THROAT WILL YOU"?!?!?!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was at a mcdonalds, I was around 8 years old. When suddenly these two 5 to 6 year old twin boys who were standing in front of the play pen pull down their pants to their ankles while facing each other and started peeing on each other. I immediently left the play area. The mother of the twins couldn't give a sh:t and was outside the play area smoking.
Kitty Kat all that leaded gas made parents too stupid to give a fuck that their kids are peeing on each other, hell they wouldn't give a shit if they were stabbing each other, they would just be like," Meh I'll deal with it later."
I went into a play place ONCE (first and only time) as a kid & saw a homeless man sleeping in it while holding a teddy bear. Being a little kid I didn't know what to do so I just turned around & never said a thing.
I remember there was one in my town when I was little and I played in the ball pit one time. It closed and I haven't seen one since (32 now). They probably have them in big cities though.
I hate going to McDonald's in other cities. Every time I ask for a double cheeseburger with only ketchup, and the person behind the counter asks me if I want cheese on it....what part of cheeseburger is difficult to understand?
Because the entrie McDonald's is to big and they mkst likely will lose the case but if tbey sue a employee they will most likely win and get the $nake $$$$
Lunara Hunter I would call BS on that story, really. I think it was just a Reddit Troll wanting their 15 seconds of TH-cam fame, maybe? (Why do I call, BS, you may ask? Because of the Good Samaritan Law. (definitions.uslegal.com/g/good-samaritans/) Basically, as long as the kid or parents didn't say "I do not want you to help my child/me!" or in some other way expressed they did not want help, and/or the volunteer didn't act in an intentionally negligent manner (IE: Trying to hurt or molest the kid, or being so reckless that even an untrained professional would know their actions will cause harm, etc), then he should be immune to all legal proceedings. There are other exceptions and nuances to the laws, depending on which state you're in, but you get the point. The intention of the law is to encourage by standers to help strangers in need, without a fear of reprisal from the person they helped.
When I was like 8 I went to McDonald's play place and nearly broke my neck going up the stairs because 10 girls all at once came down screaming. I went up there to find 5 more having a "Chicken fight" with freaking chicken McNuggets.
When I was younger I had to take my sister to McDonald's.We went to the play place and it was empty.My sister who was like 5 went into the structure and little did she know she was in for a shitty surprise.Some kid had took a fat shit right next to a ladder.She started crying and I was laughing my ass off.We went to go tell the manager but he just said that someone that looked like they were like 15 would clean it up.We literally sat down and watched her clean some stupid ass little kid's shit.My sister said when we were going back to the car "Some kids are just so fucking stupid". Best.Day.Of my fucking life.
This girl that was like 4 years old, was being an annoying brat around the Playplace, she was running around when suddenly, *CRUNCH* the girl chipped about half her teeth by running into a slide. She comes crying to her mum, which doesn't give a crap, and says "Finish your meal and we'll go home." Like, WHAT? You're not gonna take her to the dentist? She ate the rest of her meal, with half her teeth chipped off. This actually happened while I was there.
Phankilljoy Or as dan would say "EVEN IF THEY'RE FOUR AND A BRAT, THEY SHOULD GET A FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIPPING DENTIST!"
I was around 10 years old when my family took a trip to Ottawa (we're from Toronto), and at one point we crossed the provincial border to Quebec to sightsee a bit. We came into a small town named Hull. We almost immediately came by a McDonalds playplace, and I was so excited that we just had to go in. Now, at this time, i knew that people spoke French in Quebec, but the only word of French I knew was "Bonjour". You would think that being so close to Ottawa, most of the people could speak English, but I decided that I would say "Bonjour" to anyone I passed in the playground anyway. Eventually I passed by one girl around the same age as me and said "Bonjour", and she spun around and started speaking to me in French, which of course I didn't understand besides that one word. I didn't expect anyone to RESPOND to me after saying hi in French, but of course she starts mouthing off and I'm not getting ANY of it. Finally she finishes her sentence, and I just respond with "What?" Again, she says something in French, and I respond the same way. She says something again. This continues for about five sentences before she finally rolls her eyes and continues the other way, muttering something I'd assume was on the lines of "English speaking morons". Now I just finished grade 10 with a 90% in academic French and intend on taking it throughout high school, hoping that one of these days I will find that girl and be able to ask what the hell she was trying to tell me. THE END.
JoIsAwesomeMC I apologize that my story didn't have any brutal violence or angry parents, I've been to many playplaces and I can't recall there ever being a particularly rude child. You could probably tell from the story that I live in Canada, so those playplace brats are hard to come by (call it stereotyping, but it's a good stereotype if you ask me)
JoIsAwesomeMC its fine i had those little fuckers who would bring there like "older" bro so they started bullying me which is a bad idea and they left now i know my bro faked to go to the toilet just to come xD and he says to the older did you bully this guy i was his bro but he didnt want him to know so he wasnt able to speak cuz my bro was like 16 and his 11 so he said no we went to the other one same we told them both to keep you ass away from me and i never saw him again xD here is another one now when i was in 1 grade i was a pussy coward but i was so tall and big so there is these bullies 2cd grade guy bullying my friend now i could've kicked the shit out of him but i was too scared so i tried to head but but jesus i made it so slow xD and they pushed me i started fake crying my bro came and they ran up pretanting to get food so the other day i told him which were the bullies and trust me they didnt want to school after this XD we got a rope from our sports caoch and we put them in a corner now there i wasnt scared because they couldnt do anything so me and my 2 dear friend of mine and my bro kicked the shit out of them there faces xD
Don't worry I am also from Canada and about a week ago this group of older kids were playing inside. I didn't really give a crap so I watch my siblings play will I was eating the older kids started climbing up the supports and on to the other supports that we're going across the play place to help hold the slides a bunch started doing it but the last kid lost his grip and fell and hit his head against one of the tables. Even tho I am Canadian i was an ass and started laughing even clearly he was knocked out. I am pretty sure everyone was laughing lucky their was no blood just a bruise but the first thing the kid says when he wakes up is "am I on TV"
Me: Can i have some napkins? McDonalds: uhm we dont have napkins Me: Oh Im so sorry!,can i i have some McNapkins McDonalds: Of Course! Have a great day!
I was at MCD when I was 10. A skinny 14 yr old who was mostly skin and bones threw me on the ground and laughed. I punched him in the nose and it started bleeding. He started crying a little as he pulled out a knife and started a stabbing motion. I just stood there as he pretended like he was gonna stab me, but he just stood there awkwardly with the knife in a thrusting motion half way. Next, I punched him in the gut, then got the manager. The guy got charged with threats including weapons as his mom and the manager dragged him out. He was crying with snot down his face the whole time, and remember, this guy is 14!
One time I was messing around in a slide in there then a 5 yr old slid down on accident he tried to move away but he hit his head and flew in the ball pit and got smothered in there and I spent like 30 minutes looking for him and his parents gave me 7 dollars
I was working at MCDees in 2012. A guy in a REALLY nice Mustang crashed through the front glass, really late at night. He came out with a knife and said he wants all of our food for charity. he set the fucking place on fire.
I once went into the big room at the top of a McD's playplace, and there were like six girls in there who screamed at me at the top of their lungs. I think that's why I have limited hearing today.
Oh I remember the moment when they said no boys allowed we gathered most of the boys and rushed in, we agreed on doing it swat style so we did, it worked, then I left....
So this one kid who went to the same play place almost every day said "I am the King of the play place"! And I look straight at him and shooked my head in disagree and the bastard said "You dare disobey me!?" And shoves me! So I grab my shoes, put them on my hands, tackled this fool, and started to punch the shit out of him! (And I was like two years younger than him!) lets just say neither of us was allowed back to that play place for a week
My experience: I never really grew up, so once, when I was 14, I was in the Playplace tube things when I hear the scariest thing ever: the tube started to creak. I backed up as soon as I could, and looked up through the clear porthole. _Somehow_, some fat kid got on top of the tube and was sleeping on it. So I did the dumbest thing ever. I bring out my phone, turn the volume all the way up, and play the scream from Five Nights At Freddy's 3, which echoed perfectly in the plastic tunnel. He may have had a coronary, but he was fine after. I still don't know how he got up there.
You know, I don't actually remember if I was 14 when it happened, but I usually assume I was 14 because I did a lot of stupid shit at that age. I'm 15 now, so I probably wasn't 14, now that I think about it.
One time I was in a rather large Play Place. It was like a suspended maze, with multiple exits and dead ends. These dead ends were like separate rooms, some being no bigger than small closet, only tall enough to sit in, and others about the size of a large dining table, which were easily around 4-5 ft tall. The smaller ones had a large window you could see out of, and were decorated to be like cars or planes with little steering wheels. The larger ones, however, weren't decorated, but were large enough to accommodate many small kids, and are the subject of my story. I was twelve or so at the time, my brother eleven, my sister seven. My brother and I were climbing towards the biggest room, the one I could easily stand up in, when we heard some commotion coming from the room. When we got there, there were several kids blocking the entrance. We learned that two boys, brothers apparently, were having a fist fight in this room, occasionally pulling other kids in to beat them up too, and nobody knew what to do about it. I was the oldest, and being the wanna-be-leader-older-sister type that I was, marched in there to try and sort things out. The boys, who appeared to be five and seven, were fighting alright, to the point where someone could get badly hurt. I tried to talk things out with the older boy, but he just told me to bugger off and continued punching his brother. Oh, no, I thought, you aren't just gonna come in here, turn the Play Place into a fight club while others are trying to use it the way you should, and tell ME to leave YOU alone. That ain't happening at ALL. So I did what anyone else would do in this situation. I tried to pin the older boy down and get him out of the room. He fought back, still trying to hit his younger brother, and eventually ran away saying that he would tell his mother and MY mother on me. Tell your mother my mother what, that you and your brother were endangering others while I was trying to be the adult!? I exited the Play Place and found the boy talking to his mother, trying to pin the situation on me. I explained the truth to the mother, who replied, and I quote; "Don't worry. They're brothers. They fight all the time." I was simply appalled. Woman, I think it's time you got a book on parenting, because I know siblings fight, but Kindergartners should NOT be fighting like professional boxers. Needless to say, my siblings and I didn't go back into the Play Place. I remember the brothers got back in at least once, but my mother prevented me from breaking up the fight, saying that it was their mother's fault and responsibility. If they got in trouble, I shouldn't be the one responsible. My brother also reported to an employee, who "dually noted" it. Luckily, they left before we did. I'd like to believe that at some other McDonald's somewhere, the brothers started another fight right in the open, injuring someone, and banning them from all the fast food joints in the area. McDonald's has enough buttholes to deal with, and they certainly don't need Junior John Cenas starting a brawl with strangers.
Almost spit out my coffee listening to this. Amazing. Unfortunately it also brought back a horrifying repressed childhood memory of when I found diarrhoea in a play place.
When i was a kid, i went up in the play place to find pee trickiling down the stairs. I went up there, to find two kids peeing on each other. then one throws a peice of crap at me. i lose it and kick him down the slide. then the other kid, tackles me and we both fly down the side into a naked kid eating and the kid that threw crap at me. the naked kid then barfs all over everyone. then, eveyone comes out, covered in pee, crap and barf. then one of the kids flips me off. he then rushes at me and i climb up the stairs again. i then camp in a tunnel. The other kid then rushes at me, with a bloody cut on his face. we fight for a couple of seconds until then we form an allince. we then fight the other kid hwo threw crap at me. we then find out a birthday party happens and a horde of kids rushes down the slide, taking me and the other two kids as well. then the parents go ballistic about this so we leave. the next time we went there there, there was a signs that said "NO POOING, PEEING, BARFING, RUDE GESTURES OR NUDEITY. the person with the cut is still my friend today. i can guarntee this is not fake.
Mind you this is late, but we don't venture to McDonald's often there is seven plus mouths to feed on a daily basis for us so McDonald's is more of a treat. Anyway, My sister who at the time was about and I was maybe 11. I guess I was mature for my age because I didn't want to play in the playplace, but of course my sister did. (We'll call My Sister Uni for your sake.) Uni came down the slide suddenly seeming very upset. My mother was a little busy with my youngest sister throwing a fit in the uncomfortable mcdonald's baby highchairs. So I walk over to her, and ask. "What happened, you alright?" She replies with "This little boy hit me." At this point I was already angry, thinking. 'Fucking deliquents with bad parents.' I glanced around to see no other parents in the playplace area. The playplace we have is closed off from the rest of the actual store. But a big glass window so you can see in. Anyways. I take Uni by the hand, and go play on the small light thing if you hit it it will make a little musical chime, and a certain color light will flash on. Suddenly this kid who had hit Uni came over and sat beside her. He looked like he was 8. I rolled my eyes, and scooted closer to Uni, and this kid fucking lashed out at me trying to hit my arm. He fortunately missed, and I turned to glare at him, and he tried it again. I huffed knowing I was much to old to do with his bullshit, and took Uni up the slide on her request. And he fucking followed us. I turned around, and screamed. "What is your problem?!" He growled like a fucking dog, and then barked tried to get past me, and get this. FUCKING BIT UNI. I was done. I lifted my leg, and slammed it as hard as I could on the kids back. I wasn't a big kid I was actually quite small so it hurt, and probably left a bruise, but he turned and started screaming bloody murder. I kicked him again in the shin for good measure, and then went down the slide told my mother the story, and she gathered out things, and we went home. Apparently nobody knew it was us.
Just because it was an interseting story, I was able to read it. If your story was anything like the books I read in class, I would fall asleep (I already did a few times is class). Btw sorry if I'm being rude, I just don't like reading very much.
Haha, this reminded me of stuff I've found in the ball pits back when I use to play in the play place. Also, all the slide stories scared me because I was brought back to when I played hide & seek with whichever kids I made friends with during that trip. I always, ALWAYS hid inside one of the slides. Being super skinny & having sensitive hearing, I knew when kids were coming down so I'd adjust myself so they could get by. By the way, this hiding place is easily done by taking off your socks & sticking your feet to the sides of the slide. With this, I'd be able to move my body around for kids to get by. Sometimes if it's who I think is the seeker, I'd try to position myself on top of the inside of the slide or I'd quickly just bolt out of it & hide underneath the slide, once the kid was gone, I'd climb back up, being able to use my sticky feet to climb around for avoiding kids coming down. The thought of kids pooping & peeing in those slides that I'd spend large amounts of time in, it's just so disgusting.
iniminimoshimo Glad I'm not the only one who has done it. I use to do it for every single hide & seek game because it was always new kids & they never knew my secret hiding spot. I always won hide & seek at McDonald's.
1991birthday Hahaha, that's awesome. I only did it once or twice when hiding from my brothers, but they found me pretty quickly because my shadow showed through the slide. My older brother then went down the slide and literally caught me :p
iniminimoshimo You have to go down into the middle part. The slide I hid in the most was this green one at an outdoor playground. It had a turn in it slightly below the middle & it was angled just right so it was more comfortable for me to put my feet up against it & made flexing around the slide much easier too. As far as I know, I've never cast a shadow in there because nobody besides my sister ever saw someone hiding in there coming. My sister only knew because she knows I always hide in the slide. Sadly that McDonald's tore down the playground to build an indoor one & totally remodeled the place. The kids today won't know the fun of that place & the pain of only being able to play in it 2 months of the year because it rains the other 10 months. We get just about as much rain as Seattle here, so much that you look like a wuss if you use an umbrella. We're only about 3 hours away from Seattle.
1991birthday Thanks for the tip, but that's a little late now, isn't it? :p The ones I've been to were all indoors, with some kind of barrier so we couldn't climb on top of the equipment instead of inside for safety reasons. That didn't stop me though :D
I remember one time I was in a play place at mc. D's and mind you I was only about 6-7 ish but there was this one little girl who was yelling at another girl who was significantly younger than her to go down the slide. The smaller girl was afraid and was taking her time and so the older girl pushed her down the slide and laughed. I got so mad that i went up to that girl and harshly pushed her down the slide and said "How does it feel, love?" I didn't get punished my mom actually bought me ice cream :)
Having been a cashier at Wendy's (in the '90s), #5 is my favorite. Especially the "watching her weight so she asked for no salt on her fries" part. We got ladies like that every day. Biggie fry, Double Stack with cheese, a Frosty... and a Biggie diet coke, because diet. Don't worry, ma'am, that frosty will balance things out.
I know this is totally unrelated to your comment, but diet drinks are actually worse for you than regular drinks because of the sweeteners they put in them. Just a random fact I thought I'd share. PS: Frosties are boss. I like to dip my fries in them like a weirdo, but you like what you like lol.
LokiCat Because they are having way too much fun and some kids just ignore a need to go to the bathroom. Yes, it was really disgusting but there are some that believe it's just not important enough.
When I was 3 years old, I was playing on a McDonald's playground. Apparently there was a sharp piece of plastic or metal sticking out of one of the slides and it cut me badly. I have no memory of this event, but my mom told me that I came out of the slide with blood dripping down my legs. To this day, I have a heart shaped scar on my inner thigh.
This isn't hilarious, but true. When I was three years old, we were in a McDonalds Playplace. There was a mentally insane kid about ten years older than me. This kid picked up a wet floor sign and HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH IT, BREAKING FOUR TEETH AND CHIPPING TWO.
My friend, who at the time was 15 or so, went into the play area of McDonalds with her 4-year-old nephew. They both went into one of the tunnel things together, and my friend cried as both her entrances were blocked by other kids trying to get through. It was actually kind of funny.
An adult came up to me saying that their child threw up. I said I'll take care of it. I went to my coworker and said that some kid spilled in the play place. He came back 20 minutes later almost in tears. He yelled at me saying "YOU DIDNT TELL ME HE TREW UP! THERE WERE CHUNKS!!"
One day, at McDonalds playhouse, I decided to go into the ball pit. What we didn't realize is that it was like 4 feet deep. I cannonballed in, practically drowning in the ball pit. My friend jumped in after me, and after 30 minutes, we soon got out of the ball pit and McDonalds got shut down for a couple of months as they took out the ball pit. Soon after that I decided to yell at them for making it that deep. One of them slapped me. I was blinded with rage and bit their hand. They screamed in pain. I was laughing so hard I fell to the ground. My mother came, picked my up, scolded the cashier (the one who slapped me), and walked out. My father flipped off the cashier and ran off after us.
i have a story im sorry that there is no punctuation and for anything i misspell i was always more calm as a child i preferred to keep to myself but i have a brother and sister my mom had to go to the bathroom and left me in charge of my brother and sister i was watching them play while eating my food this mother and her kid sat down next to me i had a game boy color next to me the kid tried to steal so i quickly grabbed it and put it in my pocket feeling proud of myself i went back to eating my food and watching my siblings play the kid starts stealing my food i'm getting upset and turn to his mom and say can you make your kid stop stealing my chicken nuggets and fries his mom turns to look at me and says let him have it you're too fat anyways. i started to cry as my mom came back a few minutes later i told her what happened my mom pulled his mom to another table and gave her a piece of her mind a few minutes after my mom got done talking to his mom her son came over with his happy meal and shared it with me saying sorry he stole my food and shared his with me i gave him the toy that came with my happy meal saying i didn't really play with the toys that i liked my game boy more and we became friends took turns playing on my game boy , i remember looking over at his mom once and she was staring at my mom scared out of her wits i didn't know what my mom said to her at the time but today i don't think what my mom said to her had her scared but how she looked when she was angry i swear when my mom is angry her head spins around and fire comes out her nose and ears
I'll never forget the time when I was a kid I just thought the ball pit would be even more magical if I layed just under the surface and covered myself in balls. I couldn't have been more than 70lbs and I was always a scrawny child. The ball pit had a slide attached to it, so kids could slide into the pit of balls. Sadly, the largest kid ever decided to slide in and landed directly on top of me. I scrambled up to find the kid just sorta staring at me. Defeated, I made my way out of the pit and instead decided that one of the slides would be much more serene. This was also great until many other kids decided they wanted to actually play on the play set and not sit in one spot like a weirdo. After a while I found some rope thingies that no one really wanted to play on to find some kid was already down there. The two of just just sat there for a bit until their parents told him it was time to go. It took me a really long time to stop thinking play places were magical places and instead were places to run around an let loose. I'm not sure why, but anytime I was in a play place, I would just find one spot and chill but on playgrounds I would dominate it and cause chaos.
+Key-air-rawr Actually, same, whenever i go there i just...Sit. And then say hi to the 3 year olds and make them laugh and then just go back to sitting and thinking.
I remember two years ago when I was 14, my big sister used to take me to mcdonalds with her and her kids. My little nephews always wanted to go in the playplace, and since I had never really went in them as a kid before, I decided to join along. I remember feeling genuinely scared that I would get stuck because of how small the tubes were, but nonetheless I kept going. I eventually met up with my little nephew, who was six at the time, and I remember him crawling on top of me in the tunnel It was like, he went and layed stomach first onto my back, and when I tried to get him off, I couldn't. I then realised we were stuck. I couldn't push him back because we like, clogged the tube and u better believe I flipped my shit. I was really close to one of those bubble plastic window things, but since I was on my stomach, I couldn't lift my head to see the window, so I remember yelling at my little nephew to bang on the window as I yelled for help. I remember being really embarrassed as the manager, or who ever worked there, had to tell me to calm down, and that they would get me out. It took them quite a while to get my little nephew off me, mostly because the manager was even bigger than me and literally had to bear crawl, or at least that's what I'm pretty sure he was doing, I couldn't tell since my face was buried in the fucking tube, my nephew said "He looked like an alligator sliding in the tubes hahaha" When we got out, my sister immediately called my mom, as I sit on the benches while everyone stares at me. I never went inside a mcdonalds again.
I still remember Some kid about 10 called me fat ass and I was about 12 So in return I said "Hey at least I don't smell like shit, cause I think you shit yourself" He started crawling up with his friend who was 9 My nose burned from the strong smell of shit He said "Say it to my face" Instead I said "Tell your mummy you need changed okay? Cause you STINK you'll need a shower too!" He grabbed my hair Big mistake! I was older and strong for a girl I shoved his face into the rope like railings, his friend tried to scratch my arm and I yanked his hair They screamed so I let them go I said "Want to go now? I may be a girl but I can whip your shitty asses" They didn't reply, they ran down the climb up thing screaming for their mothers whilst I moved on to get away from the stink of shit and to play more The mothers were raging and stood at the bottom of the play area, one of the boys spotted me and pointed me out the mothers waited till I came down the slides then they furiously demanded to speak to my mother, I ignored and walked on whilst they yelled for me to come back, I flipped them off and yelled skinny bitches before running up the stairs laughing They decided to just leave and I never got in trouble
I’m just watching these older Top15s and I realized that Chills’s voice has really changed. You never notice it if you come along for the ride because it’s so gradual.
Come to my school, I love how every boy says they'll shoot me or stab me, then I just "stalk" them then they get scared... Once I sat next to a bully and started mumbling random crap in Latin while fidgeting with my hood up, now he's a fucking nerd...
Our school is pretty tame. The normal insult is "drink bleach!" We only get a couple halfhearted fights a week that only get the kids kicked out for a day or two.
I remember going in the playplace at like 7 and I go into the tubes and this kid walks by me and starts talking (he was like maybe 3 or 4 ) and I didn't want to talk so I ended the conversation short. Later on I find one of the window look out places and crawl inside. The little kid came up behind me and blocked me in. He stared at me and smiled. I seriously thought this child was going to molest me. Thankfully he did not. But he did touch me with wet hands frequently (I don't know what was on his hands, could have pee, spit , boogers, or Nasty hamburger spit. Ewwwww
Alexander Grischow Me. I WAS TURNING 3 OK? I also had a Thomas the Tank engine cake with a working Thomas on top, and surprisingly I'm the most skinny fucker I know
King Rumar I realize you said You don't care what anyone says, but I know plenty of kids who are really nice. Sure they aren't perfect, but they're not evil. I have a little brother to use as an example. He is weird but not evil.
"I'll have a Shamrock Shake"
"It's December"
That line freaking floored me, No 5 is the best.
I loved that bit too.
rollerball987 The only things i get at Mcdonald's are the shamrock shakes (I kinda like the chicken mcnuggets though)
I'm Australian and I didn't get the joke first up because December is summer over here
I'm that kind of weird costumer that would order icream or cold drinks giving zero f*cks it might be -0°C outside 😂
Chills needs to do more funny Top 15s lists. His monotone voice captures the tone of the stories just perfectly
Chills' voice honestly would fit great for an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
"SLIT MY F%$*ING THROAT WILL YOU?!"
I'm rolling 😂
singing is fun your profile pic..... I cant
The narrator just makes these stories *that* much better.
christopher allen agreedddd!
Ah I miss when every video of this channel wasn’t narrated by Chills
The King but this is him
The King This is Chills, he just made his voice annoying asf now.. I can tell he is doing it on purpose.
@@g2nelson15 he got older and is probably putting on the voice.
"and my ass turned out majestic"
That line was glorious
love ur luna pic
+chris conrad love your Fluttershy pic
+Vivian Young ty
Lol Lol Lol LOL LOL . "My ass turned out majestic"
The Vomit one Destroyd my ears ew
"Are you still ordering breakfast?"
"It's 2 PM."
"Ok, I'll just get a shamrock shake."
"It's December😑."
Mariama Jawara that’s honestly my favorite part
Yes it is December
Bruh moment
And now McDonald's serves breakfast all day.
I’ll have a McRib it’s July 😡
#6 on from the "sh*t n slide" had me lmao.
I worked at a McDonald's for almost 2 years, and one day I was on lobby. Some kid peed at the very top of the playplace and it was dripping through. I had to lug disinfectant and a bucket of soapy water and rags all the way up a playplace meant for kids 10 and under (I was 17) and clean up the puddle. I got a free desert out of it.
I had a story similar to #1. I am the older brother by 2 years, and at the time I was 11. I was having a really good time, me and my lil bro. I told him to meet me by the slide, but after 5 minutes he still wasn't there. Keep in mind this was a pretty small playplace, and my brother is a frantic guy. So I went down to see what was going on.
And when I came down, a boy about his age was threatening him. My brother at that time was an innocent little thing, and unlike other 9 year olds he had NO knowledge of murder, birds and the bees, etc. He almost never even touched the computer, but when he did, he just played offline games. He had the free, careless mind. My parents preserved his child mind very well. But this brat was threatening to backstab him in his sleep, and use his blood as maple syrup. My brother just stood there, with confusion in his eyes. He knew none of these kinds of things. But soon when the bratty bastard started to speak his language, he filled with surprise, anger, and deppresion. He hasn't been put under this much pressure before.
But my brother has the potential of the jock. I saw him take a deep breath. Then he socked the bully right in the cheek! And although the bitch hurt for a bit, he charged at my bro like a mad ram and HEADBUTTED him. At this point everyone was watching. I had to step in. I tried to tell him: "Hey, could you stop that?" And he said "What, ya gonna make me? You look weak and fat and I could beat you in an instead. I bet your mother doesn't love ya!" My mom was staring in disbelief. And now, well, I was getting very angry. And before I knew it, I was beating him on the ground. I felt no guilt. HE DESERVED THIS. I soon stopped, and hugged my lil bro. And when we both exited the place, my mom, instead of grounding me, said "I'm proud of you."
XD nice
+Vasili Apa (dacreepah123) *claps* *thumbs up* I have no idea what I'm doing but good job for stiking up for your uuhh I don't know what to call your little brother is it--never mind I'm just proud of you
what
just pls don't juge (I cant spell wow)
+Vasili Apa (dacreepah123) You're crazy. I love you.
"Are you still serving breakfast?....." "No....it's 2 PM.....:/", "Ok:) I'll have a shamrock shake:D "Its December...:/" :( LMAO!!!! That was freaking halirous!!!:D
I don't get the part when it says "It's december":/
Madyson Mackinnon yea they only serve it during March I believe. But the guy wanted one in December lol.
Jovany Ortega shamrock shakes are a limited time menu item only served in march for saint patricks day
Fuck that guy just did some. Thing
The dead pan tone of the narrator made it 100x more funny.
She wasn't attacked, she McFell
The Doctor Doctor Who??
+Isaiah Kozak McLol*
The Doctor lol
Ivw mcfallen and I can't mcgetup I would like to order a mclobster
I laughed and then cried
This video is honestly kinda nostalgic for me. Even though it was from 6 years ago, I watched this as a pre-teenager. Now I’m in my teenage years and I occasionally stop by to watch again and laugh.
same omg
I was eating at Mc Dicks and i just got something small. It was a quarter-pounder and a small fries.Then this little kid walks up to me says "Tag your it now!" and runs off. At first i though that he was playing a game and didn't realize i didn't want anything to do with it. After a minute or two i noticed a weird smell. It wasn't the food so i look around. I didn't see anything weird that could cause a smell. Other then all the kids and other people. So i finished my fries and picked up the trash from the food. As i got up i noticed something weird in my coat pocket. I reached in and i felt the unholy mother-load of gooey disgustingness. This kid had somehow planted a rotten moldy slimy burger in my pocket without me noticing. I fished it out then walked over to the kid and demanded to see his parents. He pointed me in the right direction and i told them about the incident. I was disgusted and feeling sick to my stomach and i wanted an apology. The parents called their kid over and asked if what i said was true. The kid confessed and the parents laughed in my face at my misfortune. The kid smiled at me and waved running off as if he were taunting me. I got mad and lost my shit. I threw the moldy slimy hunk of meat into their food. I completely wrecked their meal and they got pissed at me. The father was shouting insults and the mother was doing the same. I walked away with the father poking my back demanding that i pay for their meal. The determined assholes followed me to my car and as i got in and locked my doors i laughed at them for their misfortune. Needless to say i have never gone to a Mc Dicks again.
*****
Yeah. Mc Dicks. They suck. I never gone to another one again.
let's just say they got #rekt
Should've made that kid eat the burger.
And leave one car window open, so you can trap their fingers
Collision SC-
That would have been funny but like I said. It was moldy and sticky. I didn't want to do anything else with it other than ruin their day.
That first sentence immediately threw me off and i bursted out laughing "I was eating at Mc Dicks and i just got something small."
Hahahahahahahahahaha i cant stop laughing at number 1 he grabbed a giant duck and started hitting him with it whilst screaming "SLIT MY FUCKING THROAT WILL YOU"?!?!?!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exploder I'm making a SFM animation out of this once I get get SFM working.
Kin Thegamer No he put a period after his.
Spoiler alert
Logan Putnam Spoilers? So what! XD
Number 1 is just amazing. ☆
I was at a mcdonalds, I was around 8 years old. When suddenly these two 5 to 6 year old twin boys who were standing in front of the play pen pull down their pants to their ankles while facing each other and started peeing on each other. I immediently left the play area. The mother of the twins couldn't give a sh:t and was outside the play area smoking.
Wtf
Ikr
Kitty Kat XD HAHAHHAHAHAH
Kitty Kat all that leaded gas made parents too stupid to give a fuck that their kids are peeing on each other, hell they wouldn't give a shit if they were stabbing each other, they would just be like," Meh I'll deal with it later."
Kitty Kat this is the funniest thing i have ever heard
I went into a play place ONCE (first and only time) as a kid & saw a homeless man sleeping in it while holding a teddy bear. Being a little kid I didn't know what to do so I just turned around & never said a thing.
Good pro pic for that lol
Man, do I love Earth. What other planet provides hysterical stories like these?
ikr
Are you fucking serious?
Your anus
***** killed it
***** Not funny. suck yourself
I Don't get how this guy says all of this without laughing at all.
Ikr
+Leanne Decker *_He Probably Has To Read Them Each Like 5 Times Before The Video XD_*
Idk
+Leanne Decker xD So true!!!!
+Leanne Decker He probably reads it until its not funny! xD
Most McDonalds resteraunts in my country dont have a play-place...
Now i see why...
Kids are not retarded where I live thank god
There is a new 1 with a play place
I remember there was one in my town when I was little and I played in the ball pit one time. It closed and I haven't seen one since (32 now). They probably have them in big cities though.
It’s been years since those days. Those were good times.
I hate going to McDonald's in other cities. Every time I ask for a double cheeseburger with only ketchup, and the person behind the counter asks me if I want cheese on it....what part of cheeseburger is difficult to understand?
haha
Some people order cheeseburgers with no cheese which just baffles me...
#2, who the fuck sues a McDonald's employee? The business I can understand, they make millions, but the fucking employee?
Lunara Hunter hmm idk maybe some dumb lady thats crazy
Because the entrie McDonald's is to big and they mkst likely will lose the case but if tbey sue a employee they will most likely win and get the $nake $$$$
To get that extra 2$
Lunara Hunter I would call BS on that story, really. I think it was just a Reddit Troll wanting their 15 seconds of TH-cam fame, maybe? (Why do I call, BS, you may ask? Because of the Good Samaritan Law. (definitions.uslegal.com/g/good-samaritans/)
Basically, as long as the kid or parents didn't say "I do not want you to help my child/me!" or in some other way expressed they did not want help, and/or the volunteer didn't act in an intentionally negligent manner (IE: Trying to hurt or molest the kid, or being so reckless that even an untrained professional would know their actions will cause harm, etc), then he should be immune to all legal proceedings. There are other exceptions and nuances to the laws, depending on which state you're in, but you get the point.
The intention of the law is to encourage by standers to help strangers in need, without a fear of reprisal from the person they helped.
Lunara Hunter correction: billions
THAT LAST ONE KILLED ME
***** I THINK IT'S TOO LATE FOR HIM BRO LOOK AT THE DATE!!!!!
vitomir car NOOOOOOOOOO!
RIP😇
Ssss
***** yes. I am just a ghost now
When I was like 8 I went to McDonald's play place and nearly broke my neck going up the stairs because 10 girls all at once came down screaming. I went up there to find 5 more having a "Chicken fight" with freaking chicken McNuggets.
lps horror team I know mcright?!
SydneyDIY 101 stop with your McDonald's mcpuns
Eli Danger I will not mcstop
Oh No bro me fries and mcfood
*gunshot*
When I was younger I had to take my sister to McDonald's.We went to the play place and it was empty.My sister who was like 5 went into the structure and little did she know she was in for a shitty surprise.Some kid had took a fat shit right next to a ladder.She started crying and I was laughing my ass off.We went to go tell the manager but he just said that someone that looked like they were like 15 would clean it up.We literally sat down and watched her clean some stupid ass little kid's shit.My sister said when we were going back to the car "Some kids are just so fucking stupid".
Best.Day.Of my fucking life.
XD
😂
This girl that was like 4 years old, was being an annoying brat around the Playplace, she was running around when suddenly, *CRUNCH* the girl chipped about half her teeth by running into a slide. She comes crying to her mum, which doesn't give a crap, and says "Finish your meal and we'll go home." Like, WHAT? You're not gonna take her to the dentist? She ate the rest of her meal, with half her teeth chipped off.
This actually happened while I was there.
+Phankilljoy Even if they're 4 and a brat, they should get a flipping dentist
(also, phan!)
Just Another Phangirl EXACTLY
(YUSSSSSSSSS I ADD CHU)
Phankilljoy Or as dan would say
"EVEN IF THEY'RE FOUR AND A BRAT, THEY SHOULD GET A FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIPPING DENTIST!"
Just Another Phangirl literally
Phankilljoy LITURLY~1
On number 1, that kid's dad was probably that guy from Gravity Falls that yells, "Git em! Git em!"
I know XD
GIT EMM! GIT EMMMM!
Bam Nav MY THROAT?!
JackTV No, that's what the overly violent kid said.
Fiber Silkington Nah, he would talk in the 3rd person
I was around 10 years old when my family took a trip to Ottawa (we're from Toronto), and at one point we crossed the provincial border to Quebec to sightsee a bit. We came into a small town named Hull. We almost immediately came by a McDonalds playplace, and I was so excited that we just had to go in. Now, at this time, i knew that people spoke French in Quebec, but the only word of French I knew was "Bonjour". You would think that being so close to Ottawa, most of the people could speak English, but I decided that I would say "Bonjour" to anyone I passed in the playground anyway. Eventually I passed by one girl around the same age as me and said "Bonjour", and she spun around and started speaking to me in French, which of course I didn't understand besides that one word. I didn't expect anyone to RESPOND to me after saying hi in French, but of course she starts mouthing off and I'm not getting ANY of it. Finally she finishes her sentence, and I just respond with "What?" Again, she says something in French, and I respond the same way. She says something again. This continues for about five sentences before she finally rolls her eyes and continues the other way, muttering something I'd assume was on the lines of "English speaking morons". Now I just finished grade 10 with a 90% in academic French and intend on taking it throughout high school, hoping that one of these days I will find that girl and be able to ask what the hell she was trying to tell me.
THE END.
JoIsAwesomeMC I apologize that my story didn't have any brutal violence or angry parents, I've been to many playplaces and I can't recall there ever being a particularly rude child. You could probably tell from the story that I live in Canada, so those playplace brats are hard to come by (call it stereotyping, but it's a good stereotype if you ask me)
JoIsAwesomeMC its fine i had those little fuckers who would bring there like "older" bro so they started bullying me which is a bad idea and they left now i know my bro faked to go to the toilet just to come xD and he says to the older did you bully this guy i was his bro but he didnt want him to know so he wasnt able to speak cuz my bro was like 16 and his 11 so he said no we went to the other one same we told them both to keep you ass away from me and i never saw him again xD here is another one now when i was in 1 grade i was a pussy coward but i was so tall and big so there is these bullies 2cd grade guy bullying my friend now i could've kicked the shit out of him but i was too scared so i tried to head but but jesus i made it so slow xD and they pushed me i started fake crying my bro came and they ran up pretanting to get food so the other day i told him which were the bullies and trust me they didnt want to school after this XD we got a rope from our sports caoch and we put them in a corner now there i wasnt scared because they couldnt do anything so me and my 2 dear friend of mine and my bro kicked the shit out of them there faces xD
Don't worry I am also from Canada and about a week ago this group of older kids were playing inside. I didn't really give a crap so I watch my siblings play will I was eating the older kids started climbing up the supports and on to the other supports that we're going across the play place to help hold the slides a bunch started doing it but the last kid lost his grip and fell and hit his head against one of the tables. Even tho I am Canadian i was an ass and started laughing even clearly he was knocked out. I am pretty sure everyone was laughing lucky their was no blood just a bruise but the first thing the kid says when he wakes up is "am I on TV"
Upgrade X Playa Hey, we Canadians still have a sense of humour I would have laughed too :P
JoIsAwesomeMC My Cousins live There!
Me: Can i have some napkins?
McDonalds: uhm we dont have napkins
Me: Oh Im so sorry!,can i i have some McNapkins
McDonalds: Of Course! Have a great day!
😂☺
Kids are disgusting and/or stupid. Adults are mad and/or reckless. Humanity is doomed.
So what are you?
Jake T Someone who notices/sees this.
Doesn't happen here in Canada.
Emperor Palpatine Don't be too sure about that. Idiots are everywhere.
"There's no one reliable."
(roughly quoting Sheldon Cooper)
not all are disgusting and stupid only like 3-9
I died at 5, my soul died again at 4
Logic
thatrandomfan FOR THE WIN!
1Laika Because logic makes sence
1Laika ROFL!!!!!!!!
1Laika So would that mean you are Benjamin Button?
I was at MCD when I was 10. A skinny 14 yr old who was mostly skin and bones threw me on the ground and laughed. I punched him in the nose and it started bleeding. He started crying a little as he pulled out a knife and started a stabbing motion. I just stood there as he pretended like he was gonna stab me, but he just stood there awkwardly with the knife in a thrusting motion half way. Next, I punched him in the gut, then got the manager. The guy got charged with threats including weapons as his mom and the manager dragged him out. He was crying with snot down his face the whole time, and remember, this guy is 14!
Yeah, SUUUURE
you would be charged to because you assaulted him
+austin martin Everything about this story is fake as fuck.
did I say it was real? its just a story I read online
Then why did you say "I was at mcd"
One time I was messing around in a slide in there then a 5 yr old slid down on accident he tried to move away but he hit his head and flew in the ball pit and got smothered in there and I spent like 30 minutes looking for him and his parents gave me 7 dollars
only seven?
HAHAHAHAAAAH
they gave you your taxes for public service 💀💀💀💀💀
Number 2 was fucking amazing.
Werepenguin ` LOL YES
Werepenguin ` *slowly claps*
Werepenguin ` OH now I get it
ugh, that picture looks familiar
Dylan Gohn So I'm not the only one.
I was working at MCDees in 2012. A guy in a REALLY nice Mustang crashed through the front glass, really late at night. He came out with a knife and said he wants all of our food for charity. he set the fucking place on fire.
The Epic Alpha *No shit?*
100% Serious
The Epic Alpha That is CRAZY!! I hope you were ok and noone was hurt.
Thanks.
I'm calling some MAJOR bullshit on that one.
Number 6 and number 4 made me lose my shit
*ba dum tss*
I rather go to hell instead of heaven so yeah fuck u !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus Christ i don't get the joke....
Just don't lose it on the slide
TheYogfan555 BAHAHAHAH
When I was 7 I was in the ball pit and there was a kid jumping around naked (I laughed a lot)
Sebbe
At number 15 I was saying to myself AND HER NAME IS MOM CENA!!!!
XD
+Randi Lindstrom XD
+Randi Lindstrom
Day 143.
Still laughing.
+Randi Lindstrom true that
XD
Lol anybody get the Jamaican trying out for a bobsled team
Cool runnings bruh
shane ridge Cool Runnings is the best film ever.
Pirates Are Awesome IKR
shane ridge Lol. Yeah
*****
Well, to me it's the best... Not-animated film.
I once went into the big room at the top of a McD's playplace, and there were like six girls in there who screamed at me at the top of their lungs. I think that's why I have limited hearing today.
Chrnan6710 Girls. So annoying.
Benvincent 917 yet so beautiful and majestict at times, oh the ir
Oh I remember the moment when they said no boys allowed we gathered most of the boys and rushed in, we agreed on doing it swat style so we did, it worked, then I left....
Chrnan6710 yeah never underestimate the power of a womans scream, worst sound there is, one hell of a defense mechanism
wheelmanstan a womans scream is nothing compared to a 5 year old girls scream.
So this one kid who went to the same play place almost every day said "I am the King of the play place"! And I look straight at him and shooked my head in disagree and the bastard said "You dare disobey me!?" And shoves me! So I grab my shoes, put them on my hands, tackled this fool, and started to punch the shit out of him! (And I was like two years younger than him!) lets just say neither of us was allowed back to that play place for a week
cough...gramer nazi..cough
ok
agreed
,on € gghhghhghghhhghghhghhghhhghhghghhhhghhhhhhghghhhghghhhgmy and
doubt
People are way too sue happy.
True how true
YOU GUYS BROKE MY FUCKING ERASOR?!?! I'LL SUE YOU FOR 20,00 DOLLARS FOR BEING ALIVE!
Haha lol
***** One of my teachers was sued... for using a certain picture for a profile picture on the school website, 600 dollars down the drain...
AndRootPro What profile picture...? Never mind. I don't want to know.
The first video I ever saw from him. Never forgotten.
I forgor
Ditto! Always remember! Classic read
Same!
My experience: I never really grew up, so once, when I was 14, I was in the Playplace tube things when I hear the scariest thing ever: the tube started to creak. I backed up as soon as I could, and looked up through the clear porthole. _Somehow_, some fat kid got on top of the tube and was sleeping on it. So I did the dumbest thing ever. I bring out my phone, turn the volume all the way up, and play the scream from Five Nights At Freddy's 3, which echoed perfectly in the plastic tunnel. He may have had a coronary, but he was fine after. I still don't know how he got up there.
When I said dumbest, I meant meanest.
Omg I love FNAF and cool story
I don't have the screams from 1 or 2 on my phone. My friend is terrified by Springtrap, so I use it every now and then.
Mortis Dredd FNAF 3 came out this year, so you're 14?
You know, I don't actually remember if I was 14 when it happened, but I usually assume I was 14 because I did a lot of stupid shit at that age. I'm 15 now, so I probably wasn't 14, now that I think about it.
I once went into the PlayPlace, and I saw a bic mac, fries and a coca cola in the slide. Then a fat kid tried to push me into it
What did the kid look like?
Do we need to call Admiral Akbar?
...At least you got free lunch?
I thought you were going to say the fat kid pushed me out of the way
+Nutella Eating Panda lol
I hid a cheeseburger in the ball pit and came back to eat it a week later.
HHahahahahahahahhaha XD this made my day man
*BARF* must have been a really good chease burger
What the fff-f- aaahahaaaaahahahahahaahahaha!
Wait was it stale? Was it cold was it wet?
I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!
This proves this is chills real voice. For a video that is definitely not creepy, he still has that voice.
One time I was in a rather large Play Place. It was like a suspended maze, with multiple exits and dead ends. These dead ends were like separate rooms, some being no bigger than small closet, only tall enough to sit in, and others about the size of a large dining table, which were easily around 4-5 ft tall. The smaller ones had a large window you could see out of, and were decorated to be like cars or planes with little steering wheels. The larger ones, however, weren't decorated, but were large enough to accommodate many small kids, and are the subject of my story.
I was twelve or so at the time, my brother eleven, my sister seven. My brother and I were climbing towards the biggest room, the one I could easily stand up in, when we heard some commotion coming from the room. When we got there, there were several kids blocking the entrance. We learned that two boys, brothers apparently, were having a fist fight in this room, occasionally pulling other kids in to beat them up too, and nobody knew what to do about it. I was the oldest, and being the wanna-be-leader-older-sister type that I was, marched in there to try and sort things out. The boys, who appeared to be five and seven, were fighting alright, to the point where someone could get badly hurt. I tried to talk things out with the older boy, but he just told me to bugger off and continued punching his brother.
Oh, no, I thought, you aren't just gonna come in here, turn the Play Place into a fight club while others are trying to use it the way you should, and tell ME to leave YOU alone. That ain't happening at ALL. So I did what anyone else would do in this situation. I tried to pin the older boy down and get him out of the room. He fought back, still trying to hit his younger brother, and eventually ran away saying that he would tell his mother and MY mother on me. Tell your mother my mother what, that you and your brother were endangering others while I was trying to be the adult!? I exited the Play Place and found the boy talking to his mother, trying to pin the situation on me. I explained the truth to the mother, who replied, and I quote;
"Don't worry. They're brothers. They fight all the time."
I was simply appalled.
Woman, I think it's time you got a book on parenting, because I know siblings fight, but Kindergartners should NOT be fighting like professional boxers.
Needless to say, my siblings and I didn't go back into the Play Place. I remember the brothers got back in at least once, but my mother prevented me from breaking up the fight, saying that it was their mother's fault and responsibility. If they got in trouble, I shouldn't be the one responsible. My brother also reported to an employee, who "dually noted" it. Luckily, they left before we did.
I'd like to believe that at some other McDonald's somewhere, the brothers started another fight right in the open, injuring someone, and banning them from all the fast food joints in the area. McDonald's has enough buttholes to deal with, and they certainly don't need Junior John Cenas starting a brawl with strangers.
the mentally disabled lady wasn't mentally disabled, she was smart for making the kid clean up his own mess
She probably was but not to the point where she needed help
You, sir, are the most intelligent commentor I've seen.
The kid that told the disabled mess was not the who did the crime you so called friendly gamer!
+Abby Murphy ygs material right here
Someone else pissed down the slide,not the kid.
#1 CoD kids in a nutshell.
Lol
Triple_Kings I'd like to graduate from Kindergarten, but my K/D ratio is more important!
+WALN Zell I play offensive and i find this cod
You mean CS: Global Offensive? Gaben's CoD player research center?
+WALN Zell It's a joke. Normally people would say "I play cod and i find dis offenceive".
I would always lose one of my socks in the ball pit and I would look for it and find like 50 other socks that weren't mine
XD
+FinallyFull
Did It Smell Terrible?
+lee hanks how?!?! (For scientific reasons....)
Slappy The doll it was a worker and she was wearing a Chewbacca costume through the whole thing and it took 2 to finish
XD
how about a top 15 crazy pet owner stories?
Yes, everyone up vote so they see this
You have my vote on pet stories
Same
Voted!!!!!!!!!!
YES MUST HAPPEN
Almost spit out my coffee listening to this. Amazing.
Unfortunately it also brought back a horrifying repressed childhood memory of when I found diarrhoea in a play place.
"Slight my *ucking throat will ya?" You tell him Jimmy!!
I was searching for this comment!
Hence why I don't go to McDonalds.
Only in Merica.
U don't go to McDonald's!?!?!?!? EVIL
fuck mcdonalds
McDonalds suz greasy nuts
yeah me tooalso im a vegiterian so ... yeah
When i was a kid, i went up in the play place to find pee trickiling down the stairs. I went up there, to find two kids peeing on each other. then one throws a peice of crap at me. i lose it and kick him down the slide. then the other kid, tackles me and we both fly down the side into a naked kid eating and the kid that threw crap at me. the naked kid then barfs all over everyone. then, eveyone comes out, covered in pee, crap and barf. then one of the kids flips me off. he then rushes at me and i climb up the stairs again. i then camp in a tunnel. The other kid then rushes at me, with a bloody cut on his face. we fight for a couple of seconds until then we form an allince. we then fight the other kid hwo threw crap at me. we then find out a birthday party happens and a horde of kids rushes down the slide, taking me and the other two kids as well. then the parents go ballistic about this so we leave. the next time we went there there, there was a signs that said "NO POOING, PEEING, BARFING, RUDE GESTURES OR NUDEITY. the person with the cut is still my friend today. i can guarntee this is not fake.
what the actual fuck man
it was just a joke to fool gullible people. it would be hillarous if some actully belived it.
+bjgeantil quite honestly after this video anything is possible lol
***** yeah hwo knows.
omg grosse
Mind you this is late, but we don't venture to McDonald's often there is seven plus mouths to feed on a daily basis for us so McDonald's is more of a treat. Anyway, My sister who at the time was about and I was maybe 11. I guess I was mature for my age because I didn't want to play in the playplace, but of course my sister did. (We'll call My Sister Uni for your sake.) Uni came down the slide suddenly seeming very upset. My mother was a little busy with my youngest sister throwing a fit in the uncomfortable mcdonald's baby highchairs. So I walk over to her, and ask. "What happened, you alright?" She replies with "This little boy hit me." At this point I was already angry, thinking. 'Fucking deliquents with bad parents.' I glanced around to see no other parents in the playplace area. The playplace we have is closed off from the rest of the actual store. But a big glass window so you can see in. Anyways. I take Uni by the hand, and go play on the small light thing if you hit it it will make a little musical chime, and a certain color light will flash on. Suddenly this kid who had hit Uni came over and sat beside her. He looked like he was 8. I rolled my eyes, and scooted closer to Uni, and this kid fucking lashed out at me trying to hit my arm. He fortunately missed, and I turned to glare at him, and he tried it again. I huffed knowing I was much to old to do with his bullshit, and took Uni up the slide on her request. And he fucking followed us. I turned around, and screamed. "What is your problem?!" He growled like a fucking dog, and then barked tried to get past me, and get this. FUCKING BIT UNI. I was done. I lifted my leg, and slammed it as hard as I could on the kids back. I wasn't a big kid I was actually quite small so it hurt, and probably left a bruise, but he turned and started screaming bloody murder. I kicked him again in the shin for good measure, and then went down the slide told my mother the story, and she gathered out things, and we went home. Apparently nobody knew it was us.
More im on ipad snd i ended on ...
ShadowHunter Just tap the button under the comment that says "read"
Just because it was an interseting story, I was able to read it. If your story was anything like the books I read in class, I would fall asleep (I already did a few times is class). Btw sorry if I'm being rude, I just don't like reading very much.
DeanTheDeer Purr lol McDonald's a treat McDonald's is fucking shitty
"SLIT MY FUCKING THROAT-WILL YOU?!" Oh my god, I'm dying! X"D
I would've kicked his stomach or do what the kid did lol
Haha, this reminded me of stuff I've found in the ball pits back when I use to play in the play place. Also, all the slide stories scared me because I was brought back to when I played hide & seek with whichever kids I made friends with during that trip. I always, ALWAYS hid inside one of the slides. Being super skinny & having sensitive hearing, I knew when kids were coming down so I'd adjust myself so they could get by. By the way, this hiding place is easily done by taking off your socks & sticking your feet to the sides of the slide. With this, I'd be able to move my body around for kids to get by. Sometimes if it's who I think is the seeker, I'd try to position myself on top of the inside of the slide or I'd quickly just bolt out of it & hide underneath the slide, once the kid was gone, I'd climb back up, being able to use my sticky feet to climb around for avoiding kids coming down. The thought of kids pooping & peeing in those slides that I'd spend large amounts of time in, it's just so disgusting.
+1991birthday I did the same thing once!! It was so much fun :D
iniminimoshimo
Glad I'm not the only one who has done it. I use to do it for every single hide & seek game because it was always new kids & they never knew my secret hiding spot. I always won hide & seek at McDonald's.
1991birthday Hahaha, that's awesome. I only did it once or twice when hiding from my brothers, but they found me pretty quickly because my shadow showed through the slide. My older brother then went down the slide and literally caught me :p
iniminimoshimo
You have to go down into the middle part. The slide I hid in the most was this green one at an outdoor playground. It had a turn in it slightly below the middle & it was angled just right so it was more comfortable for me to put my feet up against it & made flexing around the slide much easier too. As far as I know, I've never cast a shadow in there because nobody besides my sister ever saw someone hiding in there coming. My sister only knew because she knows I always hide in the slide. Sadly that McDonald's tore down the playground to build an indoor one & totally remodeled the place. The kids today won't know the fun of that place & the pain of only being able to play in it 2 months of the year because it rains the other 10 months. We get just about as much rain as Seattle here, so much that you look like a wuss if you use an umbrella. We're only about 3 hours away from Seattle.
1991birthday Thanks for the tip, but that's a little late now, isn't it? :p
The ones I've been to were all indoors, with some kind of barrier so we couldn't climb on top of the equipment instead of inside for safety reasons. That didn't stop me though :D
I remember one time I was in a play place at mc. D's and mind you I was only about 6-7 ish but there was this one little girl who was yelling at another girl who was significantly younger than her to go down the slide. The smaller girl was afraid and was taking her time and so the older girl pushed her down the slide and laughed. I got so mad that i went up to that girl and harshly pushed her down the slide and said "How does it feel, love?" I didn't get punished my mom actually bought me ice cream :)
The baby's face is the VERY definition of ADORABLENESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Having been a cashier at Wendy's (in the '90s), #5 is my favorite. Especially the "watching her weight so she asked for no salt on her fries" part. We got ladies like that every day. Biggie fry, Double Stack with cheese, a Frosty... and a Biggie diet coke, because diet. Don't worry, ma'am, that frosty will balance things out.
I know this is totally unrelated to your comment,
but diet drinks are actually worse for you than regular drinks because of the sweeteners they put in them. Just a random fact I thought I'd share. PS: Frosties are boss. I like to dip my fries in them like a weirdo, but you like what you like lol.
+mackenzie breaux same
why would children shit in the play places?!
I know! Like 4 out of the 10 involved shit! And like 6/10 were paean and shit!
Pee, I meant
let's just say i'm never going in a playplace again, and neither will my baby brother.
LokiCat Because they are having way too much fun and some kids just ignore a need to go to the bathroom. Yes, it was really disgusting but there are some that believe it's just not important enough.
Hey man when ya gotta go ya gotta go.
When I was 3 years old, I was playing on a McDonald's playground. Apparently there was a sharp piece of plastic or metal sticking out of one of the slides and it cut me badly. I have no memory of this event, but my mom told me that I came out of the slide with blood dripping down my legs. To this day, I have a heart shaped scar on my inner thigh.
Well, at least your inner thigh is lovin it.
BossAwesomeSon DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAA
BossAwesomeSon I ain't lovin it. I'm never taking my kids to McDonalds. xD
GreenEyedAng3l Kk
GreenEyedAng3l its both sad yet cute that you have a heart shaped scar on your inner thigh
I honestly consider this a classic video. I've gone years without watching it, but still think about the stories on a regular basis.
This isn't hilarious, but true. When I was three years old, we were in a McDonalds Playplace. There was a mentally insane kid about ten years older than me. This kid picked up a wet floor sign and HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH IT, BREAKING FOUR TEETH AND CHIPPING TWO.
He was 3...
And no you wouldn't internet tough guy
I FUCKING LOST IT AT 4,
MrEpic Same.
FireProduction Lps™ are you canadian?
FireProduction Lps™ ok XD I was joking XD
FireProduction Lps™ no.
iilikecereal Stereotypes like that aren't real.
My friend, who at the time was 15 or so, went into the play area of McDonalds with her 4-year-old nephew. They both went into one of the tunnel things together, and my friend cried as both her entrances were blocked by other kids trying to get through. It was actually kind of funny.
His voice makes it all so much better. He sounds so depressed but yet it makes it better somehow.
An adult came up to me saying that their child threw up. I said I'll take care of it. I went to my coworker and said that some kid spilled in the play place. He came back 20 minutes later almost in tears. He yelled at me saying "YOU DIDNT TELL ME HE TREW UP! THERE WERE CHUNKS!!"
+Son of Odysseus What a jerk move. Did he ever do anything to you? XD
this needs a sequel
yes !
Haha, funny story that happened. One day, when I went to McDonalds, I ate food.
Mail Box holy shit dude that's hilarious
Mail Box No... (Obvious Sarcasm Is Obvious!) XD
Mail Box That's not a recommended course of action at McDonalds.
What food?
BUT MCDONALDS DOESNT SELL FOOD THEY SELL LARD
"Alright then. I'll just have a shamrock shake."
"It's December"
One day, at McDonalds playhouse, I decided to go into the ball pit. What we didn't realize is that it was like 4 feet deep. I cannonballed in, practically drowning in the ball pit. My friend jumped in after me, and after 30 minutes, we soon got out of the ball pit and McDonalds got shut down for a couple of months as they took out the ball pit. Soon after that I decided to yell at them for making it that deep. One of them slapped me. I was blinded with rage and bit their hand. They screamed in pain. I was laughing so hard I fell to the ground. My mother came, picked my up, scolded the cashier (the one who slapped me), and walked out. My father flipped off the cashier and ran off after us.
Best parents ever.
jamestheawsome100 Especially my father. xD
Flipped off the fucking cashier, my dad knows we(me and my brother) watch videos that swear and curse so he'd probably do the same.
Karen Phillips xD
Hello person. Hai.
IVE MC FALLIN, don't worry everyone I've just mc fallin
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+Ayonna Munoz you don't get it, but i do
+Ayonna Munoz its from a video,this lady got handed McDonald's and then she slipped and said "I've mc fallin
and i can't mc get up
Oh no I've McFallen and I can't get up!
Other Guy: :0 he needs some milk!!
"My ass turned put majestic" LOL XDDDD
Out*
cheiftainvulpix You can edit and delete TH-cam comments now, you know...
*****
i was using my phone that time :P
i have a story im sorry that there is no punctuation and for anything i misspell
i was always more calm as a child i preferred to keep to myself but i have a brother and sister my mom had to go to the bathroom and left me in charge of my brother and sister i was watching them play while eating my food this mother and her kid sat down next to me i had a game boy color next to me the kid tried to steal so i quickly grabbed it and put it in my pocket feeling proud of myself i went back to eating my food and watching my siblings play the kid starts stealing my food i'm getting upset and turn to his mom and say can you make your kid stop stealing my chicken nuggets and fries his mom turns to look at me and says let him have it you're too fat anyways. i started to cry as my mom came back a few minutes later i told her what happened my mom pulled his mom to another table and gave her a piece of her mind a few minutes after my mom got done talking to his mom her son came over with his happy meal and shared it with me saying sorry he stole my food and shared his with me i gave him the toy that came with my happy meal saying i didn't really play with the toys that i liked my game boy more and we became friends took turns playing on my game boy , i remember looking over at his mom once and she was staring at my mom scared out of her wits i didn't know what my mom said to her at the time but today i don't think what my mom said to her had her scared but how she looked when she was angry i swear when my mom is angry her head spins around and fire comes out her nose and ears
Say more in on phone and it ends with ...
SuperSierra -Vids and Vlogs was this in america? If so im glad im aussie. No offence
Wanna hear my scary story
Monday
:*(
Faints
fuk
I just crapped my self in fear
*Heathy breathing* *collapses on bedroom floor in fear*
I'll never forget the time when I was a kid I just thought the ball pit would be even more magical if I layed just under the surface and covered myself in balls. I couldn't have been more than 70lbs and I was always a scrawny child. The ball pit had a slide attached to it, so kids could slide into the pit of balls. Sadly, the largest kid ever decided to slide in and landed directly on top of me. I scrambled up to find the kid just sorta staring at me. Defeated, I made my way out of the pit and instead decided that one of the slides would be much more serene. This was also great until many other kids decided they wanted to actually play on the play set and not sit in one spot like a weirdo. After a while I found some rope thingies that no one really wanted to play on to find some kid was already down there. The two of just just sat there for a bit until their parents told him it was time to go. It took me a really long time to stop thinking play places were magical places and instead were places to run around an let loose. I'm not sure why, but anytime I was in a play place, I would just find one spot and chill but on playgrounds I would dominate it and cause chaos.
+Key-air-rawr Actually, same, whenever i go there i just...Sit.
And then say hi to the 3 year olds and make them laugh and then just go back to sitting and thinking.
I remember two years ago when I was 14, my big sister used to take me to mcdonalds with her and her kids. My little nephews always wanted to go in the playplace, and since I had never really went in them as a kid before, I decided to join along.
I remember feeling genuinely scared that I would get stuck because of how small the tubes were, but nonetheless I kept going. I eventually met up with my little nephew, who was six at the time, and I remember him crawling on top of me in the tunnel
It was like, he went and layed stomach first onto my back, and when I tried to get him off, I couldn't. I then realised we were stuck. I couldn't push him back because we like, clogged the tube and u better believe I flipped my shit.
I was really close to one of those bubble plastic window things, but since I was on my stomach, I couldn't lift my head to see the window, so I remember yelling at my little nephew to bang on the window as I yelled for help.
I remember being really embarrassed as the manager, or who ever worked there, had to tell me to calm down, and that they would get me out. It took them quite a while to get my little nephew off me, mostly because the manager was even bigger than me and literally had to bear crawl, or at least that's what I'm pretty sure he was doing, I couldn't tell since my face was buried in the fucking tube, my nephew said
"He looked like an alligator sliding in the tubes hahaha"
When we got out, my sister immediately called my mom, as I sit on the benches while everyone stares at me. I never went inside a mcdonalds again.
I was at a play place once and their was like 15 little kids grabbing on to me saying dumb stuff and swearing at me
I think they thought I was a play place
Rileyntless
*taken
Harambe damn I feel sorry for you harambe
14 McDonald's play place stories and 1 funny ass story about burger king
I swear to you, as a former employee for 4 years, #5 is without a doubt the most relatable thing in the entire world.
When I was 4, i got threw off of a slide by a teenager.
I feel guilty for laughing at this💀😂😂 but seriously are you ok
@@soullessprincess6473 ⬛
I can't get enough of this video. Please do more like it ! There aren't enough funny story videos. XD
I still remember
Some kid about 10 called me fat ass and I was about 12
So in return I said "Hey at least I don't smell like shit, cause I think you shit yourself"
He started crawling up with his friend who was 9
My nose burned from the strong smell of shit
He said "Say it to my face"
Instead I said "Tell your mummy you need changed okay? Cause you STINK you'll need a shower too!"
He grabbed my hair
Big mistake!
I was older and strong for a girl
I shoved his face into the rope like railings, his friend tried to scratch my arm and I yanked his hair
They screamed so I let them go I said "Want to go now? I may be a girl but I can whip your shitty asses"
They didn't reply, they ran down the climb up thing screaming for their mothers whilst I moved on to get away from the stink of shit and to play more
The mothers were raging and stood at the bottom of the play area, one of the boys spotted me and pointed me out the mothers waited till I came down the slides then they furiously demanded to speak to my mother, I ignored and walked on whilst they yelled for me to come back, I flipped them off and yelled skinny bitches before running up the stairs laughing
They decided to just leave and I never got in trouble
Demanded what?
bubble pie
Did you not read? It says...
"Demanded to speak to my mother"
For some reason, they put back the character limit
Wut
Crystal The Simmer some kids are just assholes ugh
that poor slide
i meen those slides
Rocco Salajcik learn how to spoken and don't like your own comments
Harry Cutting you tell them to learn how to spell and then botch up your own comment?
can you do top 15 most embarrassing things kids have said?
I’m just watching these older Top15s and I realized that Chills’s voice has really changed. You never notice it if you come along for the ride because it’s so gradual.
"Slit my fucking throat, will you?!" Reminds me of when I was a kid whenever I got threatened. That's way too fucking funny xD
Come to my school, I love how every boy says they'll shoot me or stab me, then I just "stalk" them then they get scared... Once I sat next to a bully and started mumbling random crap in Latin while fidgeting with my hood up, now he's a fucking nerd...
Our school is pretty tame. The normal insult is "drink bleach!" We only get a couple halfhearted fights a week that only get the kids kicked out for a day or two.
I would attack some lady If she was fighting my mom
Same
+MCR Lova Killjoys make some noise!!!
+kathy valdez Hell yeah.
+kathy valdez me too!
I remember going in the playplace at like 7 and I go into the tubes and this kid walks by me and starts talking (he was like maybe 3 or 4 ) and I didn't want to talk so I ended the conversation short. Later on I find one of the window look out places and crawl inside. The little kid came up behind me and blocked me in. He stared at me and smiled. I seriously thought this child was going to molest me. Thankfully he did not. But he did touch me with wet hands frequently (I don't know what was on his hands, could have pee, spit , boogers, or Nasty hamburger spit. Ewwwww
“Evil instrument of torture” I’m weak 😂😂😂
Most of these stories are more disgusting than funny.
+Jack Hosier
Agreed.
True
+Noob At Everything Your profile picture is my life.
+Noob At Everything Your profile picture is my life.
There's always the partypooper.
on number one the kid who hit the other one with a giant stuffed duck is badass
+mr doge I agree
I like how he didn't use his fists, or his body. didn't use any food. he used A GIANT DUCK
agreed
Why does a "giant duck" sound samiliar?
12 year old: 1 Brat: 0
14:29 why does he repeat that sentence?
Ghoster247 he was most likely reading all these from redit and just read the same line twice by accident. It happens.
Joshua Hager :P I guess that's reasonable.
Ghoster247 Editing probably, he most likely had to re-record and just didn't catch that in the editing process.
Ghoster247 If you listen closely, the first time he said that was at the end of the sentence, while the second was the beginning of a new sentence
IDontUseMySpacebar Heard that too + Doom Witch could be right too!
9:54 when I first heard this I was hysterically laughing until I couldn’t breathe no more and it’s still hilarious to this day
8. Had a birthday party.
WHO THE FUCK HAS A BIRTHDAY PARTY AT DIABEETUS CENTRAL??!?
Alexander Grischow lol
Alexander Grischow Me. I WAS TURNING 3 OK? I also had a Thomas the Tank engine cake with a working Thomas on top, and surprisingly I'm the most skinny fucker I know
Nobody Are you me because that same thing happened to me at 3 and it wasn't at mcdon's
I had a birthday party at a REALLY huge micedee's (What my family and I call diabetes central) and I turned five..
That's all I can remember.
I had to spend my birthday there, it sucked balls. When we were traveling....it happened to be my b-day. Worst b-day ever....
I don't care what anyone says, children are evil, this video helps demonstrate my point.
Its the parents fault, the children are victims to the bad parenting! 😤
Don't blame everything on bad parenting... Parents can teach their kid stuff but not fucking controll their brain.
True, some kids are just plain nasty regardless of parenting
But... You were a child once.
King Rumar I realize you said You don't care what anyone says, but I know plenty of kids who are really nice. Sure they aren't perfect, but they're not evil. I have a little brother to use as an example. He is weird but not evil.
I DIED AT NUMBER 6 6:35
Me too lol 😂
+Katelyn Orozco I died at number 5 8:06
+Katelyn Orozco true XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
6 almost got me but 5 3and4 just killed me so much!!!!!!
me to
Fun Fact: the dude talking is chills