My Night Shift Story: I met Santa! One night, on December the 29th, my shift at Walmart was wrapping up. While passing by the Sporting Goods section, I noticed a portly man with a long, white beard and a red t-shirt loading nine, count em, NINE bags of Deer Corn into a cart. When he saw me, the first words out of his mouth were "For the Reindeer". Best night ever.
Faith Ann Sizemore Yep. They aren't exactly common, but they do or did exist. Can't recall off the top of my head if they still make them though. I seem to recall that they were mostly considered an interbank transfer kind of thing before much of banking went electronic.
Bloody hell I'm still laughing! Number 14 had me in stitches-*stealing* things which say 'what would Jesus do' is ridiculously ironic. Another great one, Top15s .
"There was shit everywhere. On the walls, on the mirror, on the floor, even on the fuckin' ceiling." *_"I shit you not."_* xD The first line killed me, let alone the second.
Not night shift as such, but I got a funny one. My sister was working at gamestop, and she was closing, so she locked the doors and was getting shit ready to close. A large, muscular black man appeared at the door and, when he found out it was locked, broke the door in (he didnt shatter the glass, he broke the lock). My sister thought he was trying to rob her, and he walked up to the counter, looked at her, and asked if there were any wiis
+Hank Wimbleton wii is some serious sh*t that's all I'm saying. I still can't believe I sold mine but I'm surprised they don't have 12 step groups for it that's also all I'm a say about the wii ... especially if you have all the stuff that comes with with it
I work as a security guard but once while doing the round I heard a banging on the door obviously the door was locked it was like 4 in the morning this was at a shopping centre in atholne ireland I went over to the called my co worker just in case it was a burglary then when I open one of the shutters to look out there was an old woman possibly high banging on the door j asked what was wrong she asked me if I could fix her washing machine I said no then she ran shrieking down the street
+KEEP CALM and PLAY SOCCER IN YOUR PAJAMAS There is an old guy that hangs around our Kum & Go for hours. He's always telling stories about being a Navy SEAL, his wife in the Philippines, how his phone is being hacked daily "cause he's a programmer" and thinks he knows EVERYTHING. There have been multiple occasions where I really want to just punch him but I am worried about that small chance that he really was a SEAL... I'd hate to get my ass kicked by a 60 year old man.
At our local Coldstone ice cream store, there is a 40+ year old fat guy who wears a pair of very short pants and nothing else. He comes in every night at 8:00 and buys water and nothing else. The employees always seem freaked out but otherwise act normally around him. This still occurs to this day.
I got two good night shift stories One guy came into my work drunk and high, he decided to climb over the counter and punch our espresso machine then began to caress it. He started to throw singles at the thing then vomited on the floor and passed out. The other was a really unbelievable one... I got attacked by goddamn robot animals... I think I got drunk with the red one but I can't remember....
we need more videos like these to keep a balance between scary videos and comedic videos. when u tell these outrageous stories in ur monotone voice it makes them more funny in a way as well
Ela Mongrella Mostly because nowadays, news companies only report on the bad stories involving cops. They greatly over-exaggerate the amount of police brutality going on in America.
I walked into a 7/11 and a Walgreens dressed like a zombie (I was modeling for a horror face paint class and got hungry). The worker's weren't effected, but the costumers sure got a bit scared.
I worked at a 7/11 that night a man came in ask said give me some bacon I said we don't have any and he went on a full on rampage an threw Shit on the ground as Shit I mean candy and Shit
I walked into 7/11 and bought a bag of chips i was about to walk out when i heard a chainsaw and people screaming I looked out the window and saw a rollercoaster and a person using a chainsaw to get rid of a tree.
I work at a Chinese restaurant, one time a middle aged white man comes in and asks my manager... "Excuse me, what kind of cheeseburgers do you have here?" My manager, "We don't have any cheese burgers." The guy, "What!? Why not!?!" Manager, "This is a Chinese restaurant." The guy, "Oh...so this is not the Italian place???" I thought to myself...this guy fails on so many levels...
My crazy night shift story: Guy walks in around 3 am and goes to the beer cooler. He can barely walk and he is stumbling into the shelves and displays. The guy makes it to the front counter and I tell him I'm not selling him the beer because he can barely walk. He proceeds to lose his mind and mounts the counter. He stands up and pulls down his pants and starts taking a shit on the fucking counter. Me being pissed off at this point push him mid turd and he falls backwards. He goes to catch himself and gets only a handful of shit as he falls. He lands on his back knocking the wind out of him and he is now covered in shit. He stands up after a moment and looks me dead in the eye and says so how much do I owe you for the beer. I tell him I'm not selling it to him and I'm calling the cops. He then tells me I'm a dick for calling the cops on someone just trying to by beer. I'm pissed at this point and tell him he got shit all over my counter to which he replies shit happens. I walk out from behind the counter to punch the guy out and he takes off running outside and out of sight..........I remember thinking I don't get paid enough for this shit.
#13 HAHAHA I CAN RELATE expect for the breakfast hour part because I leave before breakfast. I got a call from a lady at 1 in the morning, to turn off the cameras and just like the story told here, I said to her, its use for security purposes. She yelled to turn the cameras off in her room. I told her, that there's no cameras in her room. She didn't believe it. I was the only staff member there. I went up to her room, leaving the desk abandoned for a good 15 minutes and showed her evidence that there is no cameras in her room. She still didn't believe and demanded to switch rooms. The only room available was a suite on the members floors. I got her to room and she left in peace.
Not a night shift story but a late evening story. I worked at a pizza restaurant while I was in high school. I worked as a host and led people to their tables, my story begins when a family comes in and a little boy maybe 3 grabbed a jar of pizza sauce and smashed it on the floor and tried to do it again. Yours truly had to clean it up
I'm sure these are going to be hilarious but your scary stories are by far my favorite. I think it's what makes you superior to other countdown channels. Keep doing what you're doing :-)
Top15s is one of my most favorite channels, lengthy and interesting videos such as creepy stories and dark topics, this channel gave me countless memories from the funny videos and the creepy videos I am a fan of this channel, and will always be
My fucking 7-Eleven story: I wasnt an employee but, I was only 6 when it happened, so I was even more confused. Me and my mother were getting some snacks for a movie night and these 4 dudes came in dressed as bananas. It was summer in Arizona and about the middle of the day so it was a stupid idea. So here are these 4 banana people, running around the store, in about 100° weather when the temperature finally hit one, and he passed out. Needless to say we canceled movie night for the week and left the poor employee to deal with it.
The remote one reminds me of a time I was at work. This elderly lady approached me at work at around 3min the afternoon and asked me what size a toque (beanie if you're not Canadian) was. I explained that it was one size fits all. The lady was totally same but she went "One size fits all?" "Yes ma'am" I assured her. She then asked me what this number on the back was. I quietly went "that's the barcode ma'am." She got furious at me and stormed out of there. Quite a similar experience
My night shift story: this happened at around 4am, on September 10,2001 i worked security in the south tower of the WTC. When i see a man who looks completely wasted and can hardly stand. This was on around the 67th floor. I go out to see this man who looks like he just turned 21. I ask him "what the fuck are you doing out here this late?", he collapses and i rush over to him. My first thing to do was check for a breath, no breathing for about 3 minutes. I can hold my breath for 60 seconds. When he does get up, he grabs my shoulder and i try to punch him in the face. It takes less than a second for me to come to my senses and as i find out what is happening i say "NOW TALK". All he says is "check the news tomorrow" i show him to the door and he stumbled out. As he walks home, i see a bag of what looks to be cocaine fall out of his pocket. I take a picture of him and immediately call the cops. They arrive in record time and instantly recognize him. He was wanted for possesion of drugs and drug trafficking they say they know where he lives. I was about to head home and so i come along. We find him by following bags of cocaine that lead to a back alley, its around 6am by the time we finally catch up with him, full on wasted. The cops gave him a soberity test and he was 6 times the legal limit (0.8). They searched him and found at least 30 baggies of marijuana. He was arrested on the spot for possesion of drugs. The next morning i recieve $1,000 in the mail and the worst possible news of my life: 9/11. 2,996 people dead and i couldnt help anyone. I felt suicidal for the next 90 days. And no. This is not bullshit, 100% true.
Let there be more of these funny videos, i like these more then the spooky ones.. me and my friends wached the Wallmart one on watch together and had to pause the video several times as a result of most of us laughing our asses off, some of us finding it so hilarious that we couldn't make a sound!!
Me: what the hell is that? Am I looking at a pokemon? At 0:06 THATS A POKEMON Side note to myself: Never now play pokemon go or all the animals are gonna turn into pokemon ;-;
Years ago I had to earn money for my last year of college and I took a job at a nearly anciet pizza place called daniels pizza, this job was amazing! Daniel, the owner was a 74 year old man who was kinder than anybody I had ever seen. I was the night shift worker for the place and daniel allowed all night shift workers to eat some of the amazing pizza and some coke from the fountain drinks. One night I was having a snack when this woman and her two children came in they oredered two slices of pizza for each of them, a while later another woman walked in except, she was like 600 pounds and her two children where bone thin and looked like they couldn't survive if they didn't eat soon. There mother ordered two entire pizzas for herself and one pizza slice for both of the kids! As they sat down and started to eat the other woman noticed the small amount of food the kids got and walked over to and said `` mam, you need to give those two pizzas to your kids, and invest in a gym for your self" she was prety much saying what I would want to say. The fat woman then agrily replied `` shut your fat fucking mouth your children are fatter then mine, I'm skiny as a pole!" She was pretty much haluscinating as the other womans kids looked like young
[ story coutinued here cause of glitch] like young football players the two get into a fight pretty much and the skinny mother tells me to call the cops as the fatass abusive mother tries to " strangle yo fat ass mouth" , the kids of the fat woman are taken away from her and given a new family from what I know. To be honest that has to be the only bad time I ever had in daniels pizza place, sadly right before college started daniel died and his son, who could give two shits for the pizza place sold it thankfully I was able to keep the sign of the place and a few other things after daniel died. This got sad
thetophatdalek Sucks that the place was sold. Ah well. We have a place called Little Italy near where I live. I don't work there, but from what I know, they make their own sauce.
I am so sorry this all happened to you Top 15s. It was actually me in the deer man hide costume. I can’t believe you worked multiple jobs simultaneously for you’re entire life even before you started this channel. Big props Top 15s.
What's racist about saying she's black? You can't call every black person African American, because not all of them are American and there is nothing African about them other than ancestry.
Pacman80 Stuff like that actually happens, unfortunately. Racism isn't restricted to white people. I live in Missouri, and after Ferguson I feel like racism against white people is getting pretty bad.
Pacman80 Because racism cuts both ways. I live in Missouri, and after Ferguson racism against white people has gone up a lot. Haven't seen it first hand yet, but people I care about could have been hurt by some of what was going on over here. Being racist against white people is just as bad as being racist against black people. If that was not true, than we would not be equal to each other.
I guess the guy in 15 was simply one HELL of a deer.... Okay.... I`m gonna go back in my otaku corner..... Or maybe the emo corner.... Yeah, the emo corner.....
I have a creepy story about my dog. It's just me and her that live in my house so I know no one was pranking me. As soon as the heaters started, she started growling. I thought she was just braking at the heaters because they rattle. But no. She jumped off the couch and ran upstairs. I followed only to find her barking and shivering in a corner. She got up and ran to my room. And starts barking at my closet door. I open it only to find 40 pound worth of human blood in bags there was a not that said "yours truly, Scarlet. Oh. And I'm watching you from the closest Willow. Tell your puppy I'll give her a..treat." Willow is my fucking name.
+Willow_Solar so obviously fake it hurts. when you're trying to bullshit, try a simpler approach and leave out anything that can't happen like 40 pounds of blood. and leave out anything that wouldn't make it into the newspapers. 0/10 try again
The dude in 15 was probably high as hell if he had a deer skin on
Id go more towards hung over...
Ashton Wilkins Furry
All three
jacob hardie And A Little Well... How Do I Put This... INSANE
The man said he needed to find santa to save christmas. Lol
My Night Shift Story: I met Santa!
One night, on December the 29th, my shift at Walmart was wrapping up. While passing by the Sporting Goods section, I noticed a portly man with a long, white beard and a red t-shirt loading nine, count em, NINE bags of Deer Corn into a cart. When he saw me, the first words out of his mouth were "For the Reindeer".
Best night ever.
I KNEW HE WAS REAL!!!
Haha! I love people these days.
+Kohdok This aint funny, by the sounds of his voice. -__-
I was santa🎅 😂 lol
+Eduardo xaviel Crespo calderon fine Santa get me a PS 4
Reindeer guy is my spirit animal
haha
save Christmas in July
Honestly same
true true its mine 2
XD
Had a scary video binge. Now trying to save a portion of my sanity.
same
Sameee!!!!
Same but I only watched one scary video
same
samee
Narrator: she hands me a five hundred dollar... Me: DAMN!!!!!! Narrator: monopoly bill. Me: oh, dammit...
So glad it wasn't just me. I did the same thing!
I did that too
Do you really think there are five hundred dollar bills?
Well I've seen a thousand dollar bill before, pretty damn sure it was real.
Faith Ann Sizemore Yep. They aren't exactly common, but they do or did exist. Can't recall off the top of my head if they still make them though. I seem to recall that they were mostly considered an interbank transfer kind of thing before much of banking went electronic.
5:30 is actually really sad, but sweet.
Top 15 yo mama jokes
Sonamyfan875 Agreed.
Matthew Thomson
Nope
Sonamyfan875 i thought it was sweet to
Sonamyfan875 it is so sweet
Top 15 awkward parent conversations
The birds and the bees lol
The birds and the bees! XD
No top 15 awkward moments with your parents
cjp112002 oh you mean watching tv with your parents when you were young and a heavy sex scene comes on? that kind of awkward?
XD
Bloody hell I'm still laughing! Number 14 had me in stitches-*stealing* things which say 'what would Jesus do' is ridiculously ironic. Another great one, Top15s .
Beatsandbaseballgirl Omg, that's exactly what I was thinking, like wtf were those people thinking. Lmfao Smh
Beatsandbaseballgirl Just how dave strider likes it.
"There was shit everywhere. On the walls, on the mirror, on the floor, even on the fuckin' ceiling."
*_"I shit you not."_*
xD The first line killed me, let alone the second.
American Anarchist ikr 😂
I first thought of Dumb and Dumber when that came up.
American Anarchist hi
I know right! I burst out laughing! I love that number 9!
Well this calmed me down after watching mr nightmares video "4 true scary stories"
+FrostySnivy omg thats what i watched before this lmao
Before this I watched 3 scary Skype by Shrek aka a guy from Iceland
+FrostySnivy Lol that's EXACTLY what i did XD
same here ai watchet like 6 horror storys
+FrostySnivy I LITERALLY WATCHED THIS FOR THE SAME REASON
Not night shift as such, but I got a funny one. My sister was working at gamestop, and she was closing, so she locked the doors and was getting shit ready to close. A large, muscular black man appeared at the door and, when he found out it was locked, broke the door in (he didnt shatter the glass, he broke the lock). My sister thought he was trying to rob her, and he walked up to the counter, looked at her, and asked if there were any wiis
+Hank Wimbleton
You can relax. That was a totally ordinary black person.
+Hank Wimbleton wii is some serious sh*t that's all I'm saying. I still can't believe I sold mine but I'm surprised they don't have 12 step groups for it that's also all I'm a say about the wii ... especially if you have all the stuff that comes with with it
+Hank Wimbleton Lesson learned. Don't keep a black man away from his Wii
+Hank Wimbleton
Gotta play them Tennis Matches
Don't Fuck With A Nigga, when he wants His wii.
Now I really want the night shift
Same
Same
lol
same.
all at once the night shift doesn't look all that bad LOL
props to you for reading these without laughing. 👍😂
Probably had to re do it a bunch of times
You can hear him trying not to laugh in the first one
And number 11
Mariama Jawara l
You could hear him almost laughing at 6:27
Don't worry, the Deer Man is Rudolph!
Deer-man to the rescue!!!!
+Green magma (green magma) is that a plane? is it a frog? NO ITS DEER MAN ._.
Erick Vides Green magma Hey, Christmas is coming.
New movie: deer man v. Super claus:dawn of Christmas
Green magma The war has begun.
Speaking of old people in a cell phone store, I could literally give you an entire video's worth of these.
Holy shit I'm not worried about getting robbed during the night shift anymore. I'm more worried about crazy old women now.
I work as a security guard but once while doing the round I heard a banging on the door obviously the door was locked it was like 4 in the morning this was at a shopping centre in atholne ireland I went over to the called my co worker just in case it was a burglary then when I open one of the shutters to look out there was an old woman possibly high banging on the door j asked what was wrong she asked me if I could fix her washing machine I said no then she ran shrieking down the street
+KEEP CALM and PLAY SOCCER IN YOUR PAJAMAS There is an old guy that hangs around our Kum & Go for hours. He's always telling stories about being a Navy SEAL, his wife in the Philippines, how his phone is being hacked daily "cause he's a programmer" and thinks he knows EVERYTHING. There have been multiple occasions where I really want to just punch him but I am worried about that small chance that he really was a SEAL... I'd hate to get my ass kicked by a 60 year old man.
+Shemp Shump haha
This was great voice fits everything perfectly
The music doesn't thi
Gabe Riedemann whenever I hear his voice I feel 10% more dead inside and 3x more bored then I usually am
oh well, he could always do worse I guess
At our local Coldstone ice cream store, there is a 40+ year old fat guy who wears a pair of very short pants and nothing else. He comes in every night at 8:00 and buys water and nothing else. The employees always seem freaked out but otherwise act normally around him. This still occurs to this day.
what kind of dog is that in the picture it looks a lot like my dog and I can't find out what breed he is so I just call him mutt
KSI WOLF Sapp He is a Miniature Golden-doodle.
Does the 40+ guy act... somewhat normal aside from his fashion option?
Brandon Schemers He always seems to be in a rush.
HappyJigg thanks
I think the guy at #15 was on mushrooms XD
...
"Magic" mushrooms that is.
20 dollars for a what would Jesus do bracelet
+Chriss Boatman exactly what i was thinking
You could just go to a gas station and get it for like 50 cents.
YEE
For a bracelet.....a rubber bracelet......
I got two good night shift stories
One guy came into my work drunk and high, he decided to climb over the counter and punch our espresso machine then began to caress it. He started to throw singles at the thing then vomited on the floor and passed out.
The other was a really unbelievable one... I got attacked by goddamn robot animals... I think I got drunk with the red one but I can't remember....
***** I also work the night-shift at a McDonalds .-.
and a pizzeria when the time arises.
***** haaaaaa
I had a job at some pizzaria back in the late 80s andbthe robotic animals started walking to my office. pretty weird
xD
Hangout Veterans Woah, deja vu; no way we could of both experienced that... unless; oh gods no.
So...HowToBasic visited you at your workplace is what you're saying.
we need more videos like these to keep a balance between scary videos and comedic videos. when u tell these outrageous stories in ur monotone voice it makes them more funny in a way as well
#8 One cop pulled a gun, the other a tazer. *Neither of them shot.*
That seems unreal nowadays.
Juck Hunt the reason was he was already over the fence thus impossible to shoot as they could not get a good aim. Not all cops are racist.
Actually, no one can say either. The picture wasn't of the actual person, so we don't know what he looked like.
Ela Mongrella Mostly because nowadays, news companies only report on the bad stories involving cops. They greatly over-exaggerate the amount of police brutality going on in America.
He probably wasnt black.
Ela Mongrella the guy was probably white, but even I am surprised by this. American cops these days will shoot you for even being NEAR them.
Top15s should do more videos like this, instead of bipoalar scary vids
+Doggiphat Ruby :D
Lol I had to watch these to get rid of the scariness
True
+Gavin The Human So funny
Right!
He's got 15 jobs he don't get tired
@@redhood7524 r/woosh
"from the mist came jesus christ." XD that has to be my favorite part
I walked into a 7/11 and a Walgreens dressed like a zombie (I was modeling for a horror face paint class and got hungry). The worker's weren't effected, but the costumers sure got a bit scared.
agizzy23 the workers probably see shit like that all the time
I worked at a 7/11 that night a man came in ask said give me some bacon I said we don't have any and he went on a full on rampage an threw Shit on the ground as Shit I mean candy and Shit
I walked into 7/11 and bought a bag of chips i was about to walk out when i heard a chainsaw and people screaming I looked out the window and saw a rollercoaster and a person using a chainsaw to get rid of a tree.
+Royal Roasters
I've done that before; it's totally understandable.
+agizzy23 lol
13,"a $500 monopoly bill and thanked me for being a nice little girl" what the actual duck
Oh sorry thats my legitimate auto correct
Troller Bro I don't think anybody would care if you spelled "duck" with an F.
MultiCool55 I was just bored so I tried to add a little humor
Troller Bro Whatever you say,
Duck you!
That poor lady with dementia, that was adorable. XD
OH, this was good. You had me peeing my pants LOL
'~'
>_>
I work at a Chinese restaurant, one time a middle aged white man comes in and asks my manager...
"Excuse me, what kind of cheeseburgers do you have here?"
My manager, "We don't have any cheese burgers."
The guy, "What!? Why not!?!"
Manager, "This is a Chinese restaurant."
The guy, "Oh...so this is not the Italian place???"
I thought to myself...this guy fails on so many levels...
goe5 Maybe he struggles in reading, drunk, or lost his glasses.
XxRosieGrlx Even without glasses, since when do Italian restaurants serve cheese burgers??
Hmm sounds like something that one of my friends would do.
Or maybe my uncle.
+Jmantheawsome1 You have an awesome uncle then xD
My crazy night shift story: Guy walks in around 3 am and goes to the beer cooler. He can barely walk and he is stumbling into the shelves and displays. The guy makes it to the front counter and I tell him I'm not selling him the beer because he can barely walk. He proceeds to lose his mind and mounts the counter. He stands up and pulls down his pants and starts taking a shit on the fucking counter. Me being pissed off at this point push him mid turd and he falls backwards. He goes to catch himself and gets only a handful of shit as he falls. He lands on his back knocking the wind out of him and he is now covered in shit. He stands up after a moment and looks me dead in the eye and says so how much do I owe you for the beer. I tell him I'm not selling it to him and I'm calling the cops. He then tells me I'm a dick for calling the cops on someone just trying to by beer. I'm pissed at this point and tell him he got shit all over my counter to which he replies shit happens. I walk out from behind the counter to punch the guy out and he takes off running outside and out of sight..........I remember thinking I don't get paid enough for this shit.
I laughed to damn hard at this! Thanks for the laugh! XD
#13 HAHAHA I CAN RELATE expect for the breakfast hour part because I leave before breakfast. I got a call from a lady at 1 in the morning, to turn off the cameras and just like the story told here, I said to her, its use for security purposes. She yelled to turn the cameras off in her room. I told her, that there's no cameras in her room. She didn't believe it. I was the only staff member there. I went up to her room, leaving the desk abandoned for a good 15 minutes and showed her evidence that there is no cameras in her room. She still didn't believe and demanded to switch rooms. The only room available was a suite on the members floors. I got her to room and she left in peace.
"I called 911 because I don't know what the fuck is happening"
Omg, love it.
That dancing lawyer... I want him to be my lawyer if I'm ever in court.
Top 15 worst public bathroom stories
Lawyer? Coin Flipping? IT'S TEREZI PYROPE DRESSED AS AN OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!
no
kasey anderson homestuck
I know, trust me, i met my boyfriend through homestuck, but the first rule of homestuck
DON'T TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCK
DEAR JESUS, YOUR RIGHT!
Who works great as a night shift for magician?
HOO-dini!
Cum filled HOO-DINI
HOO - DINI
DANG VANOSS FANS INVADING TH-cam
Jason Morin Fool... Vanoss fans ORIGINATED ON TH-cam!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jason Morin they are everywhere...
Hoo-Dini
number 9 is funny I almost died from laughter
Not a night shift story but a late evening story. I worked at a pizza restaurant while I was in high school. I worked as a host and led people to their tables, my story begins when a family comes in and a little boy maybe 3 grabbed a jar of pizza sauce and smashed it on the floor and tried to do it again. Yours truly had to clean it up
The narrator had so much jobs
The story's are from all different people not him
courtney hannaford i know, i was a joke.
aaron jamal I joke it was a know
+aaron jamal lol "I was a joke"
+Romeo Garcia No, you were an mistake, son. ;D (Just kidding, you are just an defective condom)
I understand that homeless guy has a seizure that makes u run around but that doesn't explain the blood
True
+vinny viscusi probably got hit by someone who thought he was a real zombie on his way back
+SlammerAngel maybe
+vinny viscusi , running into things.
Probably cut himself on something
What I got from this: Do your best not to get night shifts
GhastlyGrimnir
Now I want a night shift.
Number 9 got me rolling. I was laughing while I took a sh*t. That was too hilarious!
Lmfaooooo nice cashier guy will you marry me wtf
I'm sure these are going to be hilarious but your scary stories are by far my favorite. I think it's what makes you superior to other countdown channels. Keep doing what you're doing :-)
When I heard #8 I actually started laughing so hard that I began to cry 😂😂😂 I'm not exaggerating there were literal tears
Top 15 HILARIOUS dayshifts
Top15s is one of my most favorite channels, lengthy and interesting videos such as creepy stories and dark topics, this channel gave me countless memories from the funny videos and the creepy videos
I am a fan of this channel, and will always be
10 was sweet
Ur voice makes it more funny 😂😂😂😂
Love the funny videos!!
Nice hair
Ruffles the great nice mustache.
***** Nice nose
when you are sad I am happy! 19 Nice.... People?
Nice comments!?
Anyone having to watch this after late night top15s scary vids? I need something to make me laugh before I sleep o.o
+Derek7X6661 me...
+Derek7X6661 OMG DUDE ME
YESSSSSSS
Yep xD
My fucking 7-Eleven story:
I wasnt an employee but, I was only 6 when it happened, so I was even more confused. Me and my mother were getting some snacks for a movie night and these 4 dudes came in dressed as bananas. It was summer in Arizona and about the middle of the day so it was a stupid idea. So here are these 4 banana people, running around the store, in about 100° weather when the temperature finally hit one, and he passed out. Needless to say we canceled movie night for the week and left the poor employee to deal with it.
The remote one reminds me of a time I was at work. This elderly lady approached me at work at around 3min the afternoon and asked me what size a toque (beanie if you're not Canadian) was. I explained that it was one size fits all. The lady was totally same but she went "One size fits all?" "Yes ma'am" I assured her. She then asked me what this number on the back was. I quietly went "that's the barcode ma'am." She got furious at me and stormed out of there. Quite a similar experience
used to work nightshift at a gas station. this entire video is my life
We get alot of rude people at our store...........
*a lot
bruce groom I don't care.... TH-cam is not a spelling test.
Its a spelling bee
noobkiller117 Capitols are to. And you didn't capitalize your name.....
*capitals *too you're welcome, you illiterate swine.
I was thinking of FNAF when I saw this.
picax8398 I didn't pay for it, I used aptoide.
Why?
Andrew Perella Because of it being a night shift. and you got a bunch of mechanical animals trying to kill you.
Why Not I don't argue with stupid people, they'll just bring me down to their level.
***** Bellend?
That was refreshing-- well done.
The one where the guy flings his shit I was dieing OMG 😂😂😂
My night shift story: this happened at around 4am, on September 10,2001 i worked security in the south tower of the WTC. When i see a man who looks completely wasted and can hardly stand. This was on around the 67th floor. I go out to see this man who looks like he just turned 21. I ask him "what the fuck are you doing out here this late?", he collapses and i rush over to him. My first thing to do was check for a breath, no breathing for about 3 minutes. I can hold my breath for 60 seconds. When he does get up, he grabs my shoulder and i try to punch him in the face. It takes less than a second for me to come to my senses and as i find out what is happening i say "NOW TALK". All he says is "check the news tomorrow" i show him to the door and he stumbled out. As he walks home, i see a bag of what looks to be cocaine fall out of his pocket. I take a picture of him and immediately call the cops. They arrive in record time and instantly recognize him. He was wanted for possesion of drugs and drug trafficking they say they know where he lives. I was about to head home and so i come along. We find him by following bags of cocaine that lead to a back alley, its around 6am by the time we finally catch up with him, full on wasted. The cops gave him a soberity test and he was 6 times the legal limit (0.8). They searched him and found at least 30 baggies of marijuana. He was arrested on the spot for possesion of drugs. The next morning i recieve $1,000 in the mail and the worst possible news of my life: 9/11. 2,996 people dead and i couldnt help anyone. I felt suicidal for the next 90 days. And no. This is not bullshit, 100% true.
I was gonna comment bullshit but then I read that you put that it's not bullshit and it's 100% true so I had a change of heart.
+Mr. Whatareyadoin KOL
good thing you didn`t work the next day.
I hope you make more of these weird story videos.
hilarous stories are best stories
His monotone " stoner/surfer dude" voice made this extra enjoyable XD
I used to be scared of top15s BUT I AINT SCARED NO MORE
Number 8 is silly but sweet
15. Anyone think of Sebastian from BB?
+Breyer America's Most Wanted I thought I was the only one
+AurøraMasquerade lol
Oh my god I found my people
+PanquakesPlays I'm feeling the same 😂
no sebby is a well dressed deerXD
9 he must have been constipated for a reaaal long time
Please do more of these stories, they are so fun to listen to!
He makes funny stories sound scary
I know exactly what you mean I still get a weird feeling watching these
Oh wait till you hear my night shift story at Freddy Fazbears Pizzaria!
Kaelan Macauley *facepalm*
FNAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😝😝😝😝😝
No Fnaf
Kaelan Macauley Oh god. Another freaking FNAF comment.
Teh Bootiful Sylveon I keep finding you everywhere!
I love your voice
number 9 made me laugh like a freakin donkey
We need a series of this!!!!
Good to see a change in your vids from really really weird shit to funny stuff for once! Good video as always
Top 15 dollar tree incidents.
🔫 WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A GUN EMOJI XD
+andyone2486 because suicide jokes
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becuz peps wan 2 kill themselves
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4 hes mai boii
he swag bro he dont walk in he DANCES IN
can you speak English?
+SPEED WEED I speek memeish
OlivDan bad meme
+OlivDan I like your profile picture
Never in my life have I heard of a seizure where you run around. And I love how you read your stories
Let there be more of these funny videos, i like these more then the spooky ones.. me and my friends wached the Wallmart one on watch together and had to pause the video several times as a result of most of us laughing our asses off, some of us finding it so hilarious that we couldn't make a sound!!
Me: what the hell is that? Am I looking at a pokemon? At 0:06 THATS A POKEMON
Side note to myself: Never now play pokemon go or all the animals are gonna turn into pokemon ;-;
Years ago I had to earn money for my last year of college and I took a job at a nearly anciet pizza place called daniels pizza, this job was amazing!
Daniel, the owner was a 74 year old man who was kinder than anybody I had ever seen.
I was the night shift worker for the place and daniel allowed all night shift workers to eat some of the amazing pizza and some coke from the fountain drinks.
One night I was having a snack when this woman and her two children came in they oredered two slices of pizza for each of them, a while later another woman walked in except, she was like 600 pounds and her two children where bone thin and looked like they couldn't survive if they didn't eat soon.
There mother ordered two entire pizzas for herself and one pizza slice for both of the kids!
As they sat down and started to eat the other woman noticed the small amount of food the kids got and walked over to and said `` mam, you need to give those two pizzas to your kids, and invest in a gym for your self" she was prety much saying what I would want to say.
The fat woman then agrily replied `` shut your fat fucking mouth your children are fatter then mine, I'm skiny as a pole!" She was pretty much haluscinating as the other womans kids looked like young
[ story coutinued here cause of glitch] like young football players the two get into a fight pretty much and the skinny mother tells me to call the cops as the fatass abusive mother tries to " strangle yo fat ass mouth" , the kids of the fat woman are taken away from her and given a new family from what I know.
To be honest that has to be the only bad time I ever had in daniels pizza place, sadly right before college started daniel died and his son, who could give two shits for the pizza place sold it thankfully I was able to keep the sign of the place and a few other things after daniel died.
This got sad
thetophatdalek Sucks that the place was sold.
Ah well. We have a place called Little Italy near where I live. I don't work there, but from what I know, they make their own sauce.
I sexually identify as deer
That's now one of my favorite videos ever.
I am so sorry this all happened to you Top 15s. It was actually me in the deer man hide costume. I can’t believe you worked multiple jobs simultaneously for you’re entire life even before you started this channel. Big props Top 15s.
I think my laptop stole my soul with the webcam, does anyone know where i can buy it back?
+Martin De Vries eBay
Yeah I'll sell it to you for 5 million Monopoly dollars
Hahahaha
Hmmm.
Try an unmarked grave. At least one of them has Steve Jobs in it.
Won't help with your soul, but you can borrow his.
"The black lady starts calling me racial slurs". I fucking hate the world.
What's racist about saying she's black? You can't call every black person African American, because not all of them are American and there is nothing African about them other than ancestry.
Orion Melton Its that a (probably) white man is being called "racial slurs" by a black woman.
Pacman80
Stuff like that actually happens, unfortunately. Racism isn't restricted to white people. I live in Missouri, and after Ferguson I feel like racism against white people is getting pretty bad.
Orion Melton Why are you still continuing this?
Pacman80
Because racism cuts both ways. I live in Missouri, and after Ferguson racism against white people has gone up a lot. Haven't seen it first hand yet, but people I care about could have been hurt by some of what was going on over here. Being racist against white people is just as bad as being racist against black people. If that was not true, than we would not be equal to each other.
How is #5 funny? That man could be ashes by now
And #3!
+Ash Dilan
TRIGGERED
Who cares
If I saw #5 going on I would have intervened.
You should do more of this!!!
13 must be the best story I've ever heard.
omg #15 I guess the deer guy was probably on meth & shrooms
Or maybe he's just the world's most elaborate prankster.
I misread that so hard, i read it as you saying you were the deer guy and i loled, then i reread it
It reminded me of that one black butler episode
I guess the guy in 15 was simply one HELL of a deer.... Okay.... I`m gonna go back in my otaku corner..... Or maybe the emo corner.... Yeah, the emo corner.....
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I swear as soon as I though of that I read that comment XD
do you want some attention?
You are a_.
someone finish my insult for me, thx
+Starrbix Y not both? BTW love the reference XD!!!
*DEER MAN*
HE ROBS ALL THE BEERS!
*DEER MAN*
HE SAVES SANTA CLAUS!!!
*DEEEEERRRR MANNNN*
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See thank you!
You saved Christmas!
I have a creepy story about my dog. It's just me and her that live in my house so I know no one was pranking me. As soon as the heaters started, she started growling. I thought she was just braking at the heaters because they rattle. But no. She jumped off the couch and ran upstairs. I followed only to find her barking and shivering in a corner. She got up and ran to my room. And starts barking at my closet door. I open it only to find 40 pound worth of human blood in bags there was a not that said "yours truly, Scarlet. Oh. And I'm watching you from the closest Willow. Tell your puppy I'll give her a..treat." Willow is my fucking name.
Note* not "not"
Get the hell out of there!
+Willow_Solar: Holy crap. Did you call the cops?
Fake
+Willow_Solar so obviously fake it hurts. when you're trying to bullshit, try a simpler approach and leave out anything that can't happen like 40 pounds of blood. and leave out anything that wouldn't make it into the newspapers.
0/10 try again
your voice is so hard to concentrate on!
His voice is so not convincing
Nah, I think it is perfect for this kind of thing.
+PTFP Official nope it isn't
Lol
I walked into a gas station to get coffee, these people, about 20ish, were furiously behind the coffee machines, never went there again
rewatched this and its still crazy and hilarious xD
I want to know what conversation that woman had on the phone!