About 10 years ago when I was 12, I was at the Lego aisle at a WalMart. Some man and a woman walked in talking about what toy to get for their son for Christmas. After about 3 minutes of browsing the Lego sets, picking up the boxes and hearing the contents rattling inside, the guy says, "These are broken. Let's get something else." and leave.
When I was around 16 or 17 I went to the Walmart in McAlester, OK with my grandpa and decided to roam the $1 aisle. When I got to the aisle I found a young couple sitting on the floor and the guy was sucking on the girls toes. I just stood there for a moment before I asked how they tasted. They both stop what they're doing and get up and walk away but not before the guy flips me off. XD
+TheGassyGamer 13 did it for me xD Having seen someone act like that before in a church because they tripped a stand of prayer candles, it made me think of that. He looked at everyone around him, his eyes as wide as possible then sprinted towards the entrance of the dimly lit church, but the entrance was packed with people so he had to run all around the center of the church to the exit and even got tripped by the rope at the exit when he jumped it. I was a tourist and it was in Paris, France.. The church is called Sacre Coeur. Most people who has been there will know which church I'm talking about.
ZACK RODNEY it's not just wlmart. I used to work at a Meijer and we had freaks in there all the time too. one was this old lady who would walk into the store several times a week. She always wore the same thing, a dirty yellow dress, and stunk to high heaven like she didn't bathe. She was rude to everyone and would cuss out anyone who tried to approach her. She would use the self check out lanes and use ten bags for one item. What's worse is we were pretty sure she would steal from the store too but she stank so bad no one would stop her. Not to mention she would always walk to and from the store so as a utility work (sort of a mix of janitor, cart pusher, and bagger) I would see her walking to and from the store. Whenever she arrived she would take a cart into the restroom, I don't know why but after she left we made sure to disinfect the cart for the other customers. I never learned her name, I just called her the stanky lady.
***** It's fucking horrible. Nobody in the history of mankind has ever said "I can't wait till I'm 30." Here's some advice. Have as much fun as possible before u are 25, and live to regret the things you have done, not what u havn't done.
I worked at walmart. A old guy came in one day who had his teeth pulled. He drunk out of the water fountain and spit blood in it. A little girl tried to drink out of it and one of the cleaners told her not to drink out of it because it was dirty. The guy heard her and began to spit blood all over the floor through the whole front of the store and went outside and spit blood on the side walk. Was extremely gross.
Incredibly Undeniable *drums* GIPADEE JAJA WOOO WAAWAA GAGAMAAMAAAAAAAA! Thats kinda what native music sounds like. Have fun with your "spirit animal" on your totem pole. Also, have fun not showering and instead blowing smoke on your body.
I one time was at Walmart at 3:30am I had just gotten off work at 11PM and had decided I needed groceries, so I got in the car and got to walmart (not my choice but all of the other grocery stores were closed by midnight)when I got there I no sooner got in the door only to hear a bunch of yelling and loud running sounds over in the produce area, Then I saw why. There were multiple employees and Managers chasing this man who apparently had come in without any clothes on who was running around with a banana in each hand. I turned right around, and walked out of the store.... Nope.. When I got outside I no sooner started my car, but then saw about 6 Police cars and an ambulance race into the parking lot with lights, sirens, everything, then saw the naked man run right past them and out the door throwing the bananas in the air as he ran. I have no idea where he went, but mine was the only car in the parking lot that was near the door and there were no cars in the direction he ran. Not only that he was naked as a Jay Bird and it was about 15 degrees outside and was January. I hit the gas and got the f*ck out of there fast..
Top 5 Hilarious People of Movie Theater Stories. 5. This happened within my first week, I was working the concession stand. A lady walks up. She didn't look out of the ordinary, just looked like a business women, with a nice suit and clean combed hair. She orders her food and begins to pay, but before she does that she puts her face to the counter and takes a long sniff, as if she was snorting a line of cocaine. She then says one last thing before she pays and watches her movie, "This counter smells like Kool-Aid and cat piss." 4. A family walks in, we called them Gypsies because they always tried to scam us or try to get discounts and free movies. One of the children, a little girl goes to put butter in her kiddy box with her mom. Now keep in mind these boxes aren't the best built and can't contain a whole lot of butter, let alone a pool of it. She holds down the button and lets the butter collect in her box. For a whole minute straight. All I could do was watch as the butter seeped out of her kiddy box and onto the counter to the floor and into the lobby. All while the mother just stood there and watched. And when she did finally do something about it and pull the girl away, the girl threw a massive fit and howled like a banshee. No scolds, no spankings, no disciplinary action from the parent whatsoever. Modern parenting, folks. 3. I helped an elderly man in concession as I usually did. After I serve him and tell him to enjoy his movie he looks at me and gets in my face and shouts, "Don't ever treat me like that again you disrespectful little..." and walks away. The other people in the line looked at the guy like he was crazy. 2. It was a slow day and the ushers (doormen) were doing their rounds, checking the theaters to make sure everything was ok. One runs out of one laughing his ass off and says 2 people are fucking in the theater. We all look at each other (managers included) and sneak into the theater. Sure enough, 2 young people going at it like dogs with no one else in the theater. We quietly leave and debate on what we should do. The manger says, "As funny as this is, we gotta get them out of there." All the concession people (myself included) slink back into the stand and the managers walked away. That left the 3 ushers. 2 said "not it" leaving one lone 16 year old kid to break up the scene. He reluctantly did. a couple of minutes later the 2 young people left the theater, not stopping to look at anything, or anyone, the walk of shame. 1. It was a really slow day. Really slow. Me and my manger were futzing around. We had the bright idea to microwave various candies. Everything from twizzlers to skittles to tootsie rolls. And that's where this story starts. The tootsie roll turned into a gelatinous blob that looked like puke. I got an idea to trick the girl that was coming in for the night shift. I put the fake puke TR blob on the behind the counter candy stand, then put root beer on it to give it a mucousy look and waited. The girl came in and noticed it and asked what the hell it was. I hadn't thought that far so my manager covered the story, "The GM came in with his kids. The youngest one came in begging for candy and when he said no, the kid threw a fit and ended up throwing up." The girl said that gross and for us to clean it up since it was during our shift. I said ok and proceeded to lick the blob. The girl screamed and ran out of concession. We laughed and told her the truth.
These were all hilarious experiences! Oh my Lord! I'm curious though, what did that loony old man think you did that he thought was so disrespectful? I don't understand. You said you helped him and told him to enjoy his movie. It doesn't sound like you did anything wrong.
I was on holiday in Florida, and unknowing of the legend of the Walmart, I decided to go in. Not even 15 minutes after I entered, this fat guy on a mobility scooter comes around the corner doing at least 10 mph. He tips over, and about 15 boxes of twinkies fell out of his fat guy trousers. Turns out he didn't have enough to pay for all of them, so decided to make an escape on the fat-mobile!
This happened a month ago a relative recently passed away so we had a family reunion kind of think at out house. This wasn't in a wallmart but in a CVS. it was 10 at night and my older brothers who are 16 and 28 went to the store and purchased a couple things while in the meantime a guy was yelling at an employee about some really random shit. He kept saying that he needed batteries for his watch so he could go back in time but not just that he wore a wizard cape and glowing roller skate with a pair of foam power looking gloves. he looked as if terminator and harry potter had a love child. my oldest brother chuckled a bit and my other brother was staring with disbelief but he saw this guy as a bad ass. They thought they had enough and walked outside And i am not shitting you, he started skating out of the store after my 28 year old brother and said "YOU" "YOU LOOK LIKE A TIME MASTER DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND SOME FUSION BARS WHERE CAN I FIND SOME MORTAL" he didn't know how to reply but stated that they aren't here. the man thanked him and said you are now an acquaintance and then skated away while flapping his arms. My brother could clearly hear laughing in the car. They drove home and told everyone about the events that occurred. me included but that had to be the funniest thing that happened that night and still makes me laugh.
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The only weird thing I've seen at Walmart was when I was driving into the parking lot with my dad. At the same time someone with a pickup truck with the American flag hitched onto it was leaving in the opposite direction. It was a New Jersey Walmart btw
I used to work Customer Service and I had a woman return a watermelon because it had.... "too much water in it." This is now an inside joke with my family. Having food returned was the worst since my co-workers never took them back to their departments leaving them in the return bin to rot. I had the weekend off and came back Monday to find that there was leaking spoiled milk in the bin and it filled up soaking everything else inside the bin. It was really disgusting to clean out and smelled horribly. I eventually had to quit because of health problems caused by stress and being sexually harassed by a co-worker. This was my first job ever but at least it taught me patience and that a decent fraction of people are conniving assholes that I'm going to have to deal with. To those who actually had honest returns and a patient attitude I thank you :)
Me and my mother were walking around Walmart one day following an elderly man and his wife (not intentionally). We followed them through about 2 isles and I swear he farted about 30 times and he had no clue he was doing it
+Owen Bell well my 2nd nephew and my little sisters boy friend wore a dress to a walmart in alabama my nephew is huge and tall so awkward for me heard my third niece's boyfriend do that too I did not know these people back then
This old woman goes to her doctor and tells him, "I constantly have silent passages of gas. I have a silent passage of gas in the morning, a silent passage of gas in the afternoon, and a silent passage of gas at night. I also have silent passages of gas at random times, like just now for instance." The doctor replies, "Okay, we'll check that out, but first we need to check your hearing." (I stole that joke from Dr. Oz, which should come as no surprise)
Never seen a Walmart, but this one time in Tesco this large guy was getting pissed at one of those self serving machines. it told him to insert his card, and he said in that stereotypical, low, aggressive voice "i fucking did!" or, by the way he said it "Ah fuckun' did!!" then he punches the screen in a "light" punch. An assistant sees him, her eyes widen, and she turns away, pretending she hasn't seen it, and goes to help someone else. At the time i was younger, and was shopping with my Dad, and i see all of this and burst out laughing. i laugh all the way back to the car and finally stop laughing enough to tell him what happened. i still remember everything that happened. :3
i walked into a FL wallyworld during easter. a very drunk man ran up to the poor greeter hanging on her he screams "YOU GOTTA HELP ME, I NEED TO FIND WHERE THE EGGS ARE HIDDEN!!!". I did say it was FL right? yeah i guess u knew already
I worked in Produce for Walmart. One day a woman asked me if we had any kiwis. I went in back to check. I found a box of them, and I take them out to the floor to put on the tables. I was carrying the box close to my lower torso. The lady sticks her hand in the box and says, "sorry for molesting your kiwis."
I have a suggestion: top 15 toy aisle stories. Here is mine:I was at target with my mom, buying her a new phone. Everyone knows the cage of inflatable balls at the end of aisles. one time, I got a ball out to buy. when my mom said no, I tried to throw it back in through the top. My mom then said that she had to go the bathroom, so I had to stay right there. I kept trying to throw the ball back in the cage. I finally gave up throwing the ball in, so I did the only logical thing I could think to do: I climbed up the cage, and try to throw it in from there. I then hear a worker behind me yell "GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU STUPID DELINQUENT", and I was scared. From excitement, I jumped a little bit, accidentally falling into the cage. to escape from the worker, I dug down, burying myself In the balls. I thought they would never find me, and they didn't. The worker just walked away, muttering something about "kids these days". A few minutes later, I had decided that since I couldn't get out of the cage, I would just stay there. My mom then walked back up and I was still buried. She freaked out so I said "mom! I'm in here!" She looked in the cage, so I stuck my arm up out of the balls. She legit screamed and dropped her phone. Good thing we were buying another one for here anyway.
I used to work at walmart for a little bit while I was in high school. As a teenager, every now and then I would break out. I ended up getting a small zit by my lip and with my skin being white you could really notice it. I was ringing up this guy's food and he went off on me about how im disgusting because i have a cold sore (it was a fucking pimple) and that i need to wash my hands before I touch his things so to shut him up i grabbed a little bottle of hand sanitizer off the shelf. He still kept talking his shit and my asshole manager was litening and didnt back me up. I am almost in tears by the time i finish ringing him up. I tossed the reciept at him and apologized to the ppl in the line behind him as they try to console me. I looked at my manager and said "take over" and i ran to the back. The guy was lucky i was a scared little high school kid and not the assertive adult i am today. I hope the guy is dead. I also had this one lady get on to me for not having a section in walmart that ONLY sold American made products. We can all assume that this is obviously not my fault. I hate walmart and I always will. I'd rather pay more and shop at Target.
Once in a walmart i was there to buy a dog leash and while walking around cuz i like to walk around walmart sometimes to see whatever cool shit is there and i saw this woman stuff a toy into her purse. I decided to make this my good deed of the day and went to go find a worker. She must of saw me see her though because as soon as i found someone she all of a sudden yelled " HE HAS A GUN" while pointing at me from about 5 feet away the worker freaked out thinking i did have a gun and ran. Some security guards tackled me and one started to escort me out of the store (while i tried to explain that i had no weapon) while the other called the police. I saw the woman start to walk away but she wasn't paying attention and tripped. The toy fell out of her purse, her falling caused the guy holding me to shoot a quick glance in her direction and say the toy halfway out of her purse. He fortunately for my sake realised what was going on and chased her down. (Karmas a bitch ain't it) i eventually got my shit and left.
Wow remind me never to go to whatever states you guys are in. I carry my pistol with me everywhere. The Walmart here doesn't care. Alot of people do so.
I once had an encounter with a woman who had to be genetically spliced with an octopus. I caught a woman sneaking Kool-Aid packets in her purse, before I could say anything, asset protection was already on it. Our asset protection guy was a huge, bulky guy... He walked up to her and said, "Ma'am we have some mixing jugs to go with those Kool-Aids in your purse' She turned and looked at him, then just... shit.... everywhere, literally, feces flew out from her skirt and all over the shelves, it covered 2 entire shelves. We had to take it all off, and scan each item that was contaminated one by one, one cashier even got feces on the back of their arm.
It was unbelievable, people often wrote on the walls with feces too in the bathrooms, I am glad I have a better job now, Wal-Mart was just a stepping stone that many have to endure.
Things I hate about TH-cam comments: 1. People who cannt spel 3. People who can't count 2. Irony 4. People who make "things I hate about TH-cam comments" comments 5. People asking for likes Like if you agree.
The Mudkipz One time at school my friend Ryan brought a cartoon drawing of himself that he made and kept shoving it in my face going ''Hey look at mini rdog hes gunna kiss you'' and would rub him on my face so i grabbed him and ripped his head off and he screamed ''NOOOOOOO'' all loud which made me feel bad. then his friends and i all circled the decapitated drawing as Ryan put it in a box and cried. We got detention. but after that we buried him lol. Another time i was sitting next to this blonde girl she was a tomboy and she kept scratching her head and then she like just ripped a chunk of hair off her head and sighed ''that feels better.'' i had my dad drive me to school after that.
The Mudkipz A couple of months ago some girl at my school ripped off anothers girls wig and then that girl puched the oher girl and a full out fight broke out and the princible had to come to break it up xD
I was sick and apparently at my lunch period 2 girls started fighting over chocolate milk then one of them smashed a tray over there head and peremedics were called. Why does everything exciting happen when I'm sick
We need more videos like this. Horror vids are great and all, but sometimes comedy is just what you need to help you sleep after a night of watching disturbing shit lol
I remember my brother and I were in the video game section one day, at walmart of course. We seen an old gameboy color game, still in the box. The game was NFL Blitz 2000. So we were curious to see how much it would cost. So we took it to a scanner. The price came up... $29.99. And this was in 2012
I laughed my ass off at the mango story. I can only imagine what must have been running through the employee's head when someone came up to them with that and said, "I want to return this."
Alright, I used to work Wal*mart and I was here for TWO Black Fridays and that's where we get the most excitement especially since this Walmart is only 2 years old. So for everyone as a treat from me to you, here's a wonderful true story! We have black Fridays arraigned really well where the customers come in at a certain time Thanksgiving, wait around until a certain time to open the pallets and then BOOM, everyone gets the shit they wanted on sale. Well, one elderly man didn't want to leave his spot in one of the many lines for the restroom, he was announcing it to his wife who said she would hold the spot for him while he used the restroom. Apparently, this wasn't good enough so he dropped his trousers and took a massive shit right there on the floor. To top it off for good measure, he turned around and urinated into the pile he made. Just seconds later we had about 3 or 4 cops swoop in and grab him, escorting him off of the premises, as much as I feel for the wife, the real crime, is making maintenance have to clean the mess. He didn't even get the stuff he wanted to buy.
I saw a guy attempting to hack the computers on display. The guy was on some weird looking thing on the computer and he was looking around frantically. An employee was coming by and he ran off. The employee looked at the computer in confusion
Occasional Wal-Mart customer here. The weirdest thing I've ever seen - it happens regularly at my local Wal-Mart - is a gathering. A gathering of store employees, like a sort of cult. They are all in the clothing section, near the lingerie and pajamas. A guy would say how sales went that week. Then they would cheer and clap, very loudly. A chant, about how great Wal-Mart is. The best thing I did to them was sarcastically saying: „Wal-Mart is soooooooo great, but their employees are too busy cheering instead of helping customers like they're supposed to. Beautiful, guys.“ It explains why there are never any people around to help customers on Saturdays.
His voice is literally perfect for the scary stories .
Fuck off *****
Oh okay man my bad *****
***** you sir are a genius
watch his scary stories series . Lithus17
Trevor Penland whats the scary story channel?
About 10 years ago when I was 12, I was at the Lego aisle at a WalMart. Some man and a woman walked in talking about what toy to get for their son for Christmas. After about 3 minutes of browsing the Lego sets, picking up the boxes and hearing the contents rattling inside, the guy says, "These are broken. Let's get something else." and leave.
+otaddiction stupid people deez NUTS I mean days
otaddiction bruh
Omg im dying
Wally the
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Honestly 13 just made me sad. poor guy just wanted some pickles.
True
llibertyGamer the truest victim here are the pickles
I feel sorry for the one having to clean up the pickles!
I actually love your voice, it sounds like your not forcing yourself to sound exciting, and your voice has subtle amounts enthusiasm.
yea and its funny that he can say dodo with out laughing
Kittycat Gamer Haha
***** Haha, me too
Couldn't agree more. No one else could do these videos. Perfect voice dude!
Sub-Zero for sure !
Something about someone saying "a massive load of do-do" in a super serious monotone voice makes me crack up so hard.
DennisJ (The Last Methbender) OH MY GOD, I SAW YOU ON MEMEDROID!
+DennisJ (The Last Methbender) man your everywhere.. last time i saw you was 2 months ago
Same. And a fire truck! FIRE TRUCK!
I feel so sad for the #13 guy. Poor guy didn't get any pickles.
When I was around 16 or 17 I went to the Walmart in McAlester, OK with my grandpa and decided to roam the $1 aisle. When I got to the aisle I found a young couple sitting on the floor and the guy was sucking on the girls toes. I just stood there for a moment before I asked how they tasted. They both stop what they're doing and get up and walk away but not before the guy flips me off. XD
Hahahahahahaha!!😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Noah Grimm Have you been there before? :B
Audra Burgess I guess we'll never know how her toes tasted.
GEhotpants101 A shame, really. :(
GEhotpants101 I was dying to know...now I'll die not knowing...
This is the first non-scary video I've heard from him. It's like Jeffrey Dahmer reading Dr. Seuss to a whole bunch of kindergartners.
Haha check out the "McDonald's Playhouse Stories" from him. They're hilarious
Gracie Tagert You made me look up Jeffrey Dahmer. I'll never be the same.
charles terras you're welcome.
Charles Terras I was going to look him up, now I'm scarred to do so...
MiningwithPudding Don't, for your own sake, don't.
I ABSOLUTELY DIED AT NUMBER 7
Same
SAME
Can I come to your funeral?
Yes 7 gets me lol
+TheGassyGamer 13 did it for me xD Having seen someone act like that before in a church because they tripped a stand of prayer candles, it made me think of that.
He looked at everyone around him, his eyes as wide as possible then sprinted towards the entrance of the dimly lit church, but the entrance was packed with people so he had to run all around the center of the church to the exit and even got tripped by the rope at the exit when he jumped it.
I was a tourist and it was in Paris, France.. The church is called Sacre Coeur. Most people who has been there will know which church I'm talking about.
Walmart the place where freaks roam
Wtf I go to Walmart ery day
ZACK RODNEY it's not just wlmart. I used to work at a Meijer and we had freaks in there all the time too. one was this old lady who would walk into the store several times a week. She always wore the same thing, a dirty yellow dress, and stunk to high heaven like she didn't bathe. She was rude to everyone and would cuss out anyone who tried to approach her. She would use the self check out lanes and use ten bags for one item. What's worse is we were pretty sure she would steal from the store too but she stank so bad no one would stop her. Not to mention she would always walk to and from the store so as a utility work (sort of a mix of janitor, cart pusher, and bagger) I would see her walking to and from the store. Whenever she arrived she would take a cart into the restroom, I don't know why but after she left we made sure to disinfect the cart for the other customers. I never learned her name, I just called her the stanky lady.
No shit Sherlock
True
Also where little kids cry "I WANT IT NOW!" XD
I'd love to see a part two of this and the McDonalds one
***** There is only so many true scary ones until you start getting into creepypastas.
***** personally I think they should balance all the scary videos with humerus and lightweight videos
Lego James humorous
***** exactly someone gets that
Dude right!
I keep forgetting this is not a scary story!
RIGHT
Indeed.
Me to
+TheParanormalFerret same
Lol me to I was watching one but when it was over thus came on lol didn't even notice
I saw someone come to walmart on a horse one day
Texas
One time, I saw this guy who brought his pet chicken into the store. About a few minutes later, I found the same chicken running loose in the store.
+Ben Rundus (IveBenGaming) Arkansas does it more often.
i've done that once, shetland pony though...
I saw a horse in the drive thru before
+Johanan Dominguez (Mister Number1) No wheels, no service.
I've heard the "Bull In China Shop", and "Deer In The Headlights", but I've never heard the "Deer In A Coffee Shop" reference. Is this common?
***** Oh yeah, now that u mention it I did see that on some Fail vid compilation or something. That got injected into the lexicon fairly quick.
***** My excuse is I'm just too old I guess, being over 30 is horrible.
***** It's fucking horrible. Nobody in the history of mankind has ever said "I can't wait till I'm 30." Here's some advice. Have as much fun as possible before u are 25, and live to regret the things you have done, not what u havn't done.
***** Either completely solid, or completely terrible advice. So u got a 50/50 shot at obtaining true happiness.
***** I can has link?
I worked at walmart. A old guy came in one day who had his teeth pulled. He drunk out of the water fountain and spit blood in it. A little girl tried to drink out of it and one of the cleaners told her not to drink out of it because it was dirty. The guy heard her and began to spit blood all over the floor through the whole front of the store and went outside and spit blood on the side walk. Was extremely gross.
I'll freaking show you whose blood is gross...
As a Cherokee native I can assure u the elf thing is real. Just like Santa, tooth fairy, and human emotions.
Incredibly Undeniable I'm just curious, are they short Santa's elves or tall Lord of the rings like elves?
Incredibly Undeniable *drums* GIPADEE JAJA WOOO WAAWAA GAGAMAAMAAAAAAAA! Thats kinda what native music sounds like. Have fun with your "spirit animal" on your totem pole. Also, have fun not showering and instead blowing smoke on your body.
Nice username, with x's on each side u must be original and cool
xXShmendanXx That's not funny.
I'm so sorry! My sister was messing around with my computer while i was shopping. I'm so sorry for posting that :(
Walmart sounds so exciting
+Megasquid And it is.
For Prank Calling especially... 😎
+32400mario lol, me and some friends just started using "TextFree Texting + Calls" and *67 to do that xD..
+Davin Thein The weirdest thing I ever saw in a Minnesota walmart was that my cashier was a sweaty bronie. So I agree it's pretty much tamed.
+ArcticHatterAJ not like that myself I like to call those ones the undesired
I one time was at Walmart at 3:30am I had just gotten off work at 11PM and had decided I needed groceries, so I got in the car and got to walmart (not my choice but all of the other grocery stores were closed by midnight)when I got there I no sooner got in the door only to hear a bunch of yelling and loud running sounds over in the produce area, Then I saw why. There were multiple employees and Managers chasing this man who apparently had come in without any clothes on who was running around with a banana in each hand. I turned right around, and walked out of the store.... Nope.. When I got outside I no sooner started my car, but then saw about 6 Police cars and an ambulance race into the parking lot with lights, sirens, everything, then saw the naked man run right past them and out the door throwing the bananas in the air as he ran. I have no idea where he went, but mine was the only car in the parking lot that was near the door and there were no cars in the direction he ran. Not only that he was naked as a Jay Bird and it was about 15 degrees outside and was January. I hit the gas and got the f*ck out of there fast..
85 Studios nigga... you must shop in nopeville
Dana Freeman THAT’S RACIST YOU CAN’T SAY THE N WORD
@@PigBoy99 i'm gonna say the n word!
Top 5 Hilarious People of Movie Theater Stories.
5. This happened within my first week, I was working the concession stand. A lady walks up. She didn't look out of the ordinary, just looked like a business women, with a nice suit and clean combed hair. She orders her food and begins to pay, but before she does that she puts her face to the counter and takes a long sniff, as if she was snorting a line of cocaine. She then says one last thing before she pays and watches her movie, "This counter smells like Kool-Aid and cat piss."
4. A family walks in, we called them Gypsies because they always tried to scam us or try to get discounts and free movies. One of the children, a little girl goes to put butter in her kiddy box with her mom. Now keep in mind these boxes aren't the best built and can't contain a whole lot of butter, let alone a pool of it. She holds down the button and lets the butter collect in her box. For a whole minute straight. All I could do was watch as the butter seeped out of her kiddy box and onto the counter to the floor and into the lobby. All while the mother just stood there and watched. And when she did finally do something about it and pull the girl away, the girl threw a massive fit and howled like a banshee. No scolds, no spankings, no disciplinary action from the parent whatsoever. Modern parenting, folks.
3. I helped an elderly man in concession as I usually did. After I serve him and tell him to enjoy his movie he looks at me and gets in my face and shouts, "Don't ever treat me like that again you disrespectful little..." and walks away. The other people in the line looked at the guy like he was crazy.
2. It was a slow day and the ushers (doormen) were doing their rounds, checking the theaters to make sure everything was ok. One runs out of one laughing his ass off and says 2 people are fucking in the theater. We all look at each other (managers included) and sneak into the theater. Sure enough, 2 young people going at it like dogs with no one else in the theater. We quietly leave and debate on what we should do. The manger says, "As funny as this is, we gotta get them out of there." All the concession people (myself included) slink back into the stand and the managers walked away. That left the 3 ushers. 2 said "not it" leaving one lone 16 year old kid to break up the scene. He reluctantly did. a couple of minutes later the 2 young people left the theater, not stopping to look at anything, or anyone, the walk of shame.
1. It was a really slow day. Really slow. Me and my manger were futzing around. We had the bright idea to microwave various candies. Everything from twizzlers to skittles to tootsie rolls. And that's where this story starts. The tootsie roll turned into a gelatinous blob that looked like puke. I got an idea to trick the girl that was coming in for the night shift. I put the fake puke TR blob on the behind the counter candy stand, then put root beer on it to give it a mucousy look and waited. The girl came in and noticed it and asked what the hell it was. I hadn't thought that far so my manager covered the story, "The GM came in with his kids. The youngest one came in begging for candy and when he said no, the kid threw a fit and ended up throwing up." The girl said that gross and for us to clean it up since it was during our shift. I said ok and proceeded to lick the blob. The girl screamed and ran out of concession. We laughed and told her the truth.
Jupiter Ivan Wow....
Jupiter Ivan Love the last one.
thanks m8
These were all hilarious experiences! Oh my Lord! I'm curious though, what did that loony old man think you did that he thought was so disrespectful? I don't understand. You said you helped him and told him to enjoy his movie. It doesn't sound like you did anything wrong.
+Jane Kale ?
the tone of his voice makes me want to sleep. no joke.
Doesn't seem to have the same affect on me, maybe because my voice is the same tone XD
theyogifollower hahaha :D
I like it
Rokas Getautas I cant deny if i had to listen to him for hours ill go insane.
+Kyle McKenzie I love his voice
I was on holiday in Florida, and unknowing of the legend of the Walmart, I decided to go in. Not even 15 minutes after I entered, this fat guy on a mobility scooter comes around the corner doing at least 10 mph. He tips over, and about 15 boxes of twinkies fell out of his fat guy trousers. Turns out he didn't have enough to pay for all of them, so decided to make an escape on the fat-mobile!
"A chocolate fountain turned upside-down out of ass..."
I'm saving that quote for later.
Almost a decade later and I still say this.
we don't have walmart here in Australia... thank god
Rainbow Dash we do, it's just called Asda here for whatever reason :-\
Rainbow Dash yep, owned a run by the same people
In Britain it's called asda(it's a fact)
Difference being that Asda is much less scary. Or maybe Scotland is just less scary than America... I don't know...
Amanda Harmer Haha, true. xD
I dunno why but..... 13# THE PICKLE STORY GETS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Ahmed Turki Same!
Ahmed Turki I’m always laughing at the mango one
Amandy Lyn ikr, its so short and sweet, like wtf
I feel bad for the pickle dude. Wonder what happened the next time they came back in.
Ahmed Turki "Hell yeah man, that's how shits done around here."
for 5:20 WII WHEEL WII WHEEL ROCK YOU!!
xD
hahahahahaha
Cosminetron ha ha ha good one
This happened a month ago a relative recently passed away so we had a family reunion kind of think at out house. This wasn't in a wallmart but in a CVS. it was 10 at night and my older brothers who are 16 and 28 went to the store and purchased a couple things while in the meantime a guy was yelling at an employee about some really random shit. He kept saying that he needed batteries for his watch so he could go back in time but not just that he wore a wizard cape and glowing roller skate with a pair of foam power looking gloves. he looked as if terminator and harry potter had a love child. my oldest brother chuckled a bit and my other brother was staring with disbelief but he saw this guy as a bad ass. They thought they had enough and walked outside And i am not shitting you, he started skating out of the store after my 28 year old brother and said "YOU" "YOU LOOK LIKE A TIME MASTER DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND SOME FUSION BARS WHERE CAN I FIND SOME MORTAL" he didn't know how to reply but stated that they aren't here. the man thanked him and said you are now an acquaintance and then skated away while flapping his arms. My brother could clearly hear laughing in the car. They drove home and told everyone about the events that occurred. me included but that had to be the funniest thing that happened that night and still makes me laugh.
lol
hahahahahahah 😂 XD oh I'm dying lol he was probably drunk or something
😂😂😂😂
+Isaac Roberts and the best way for the best of the World Bank, and a. sidebar I have
found the following link from your computer and the baby our customers and the other side of the New York City and state taxes and shipping information about this topic is not the intended far as the first time ever seen
Zachary Berman ?
The only weird thing I've seen at Walmart was when I was driving into the parking lot with my dad. At the same time someone with a pickup truck with the American flag hitched onto it was leaving in the opposite direction.
It was a New Jersey Walmart btw
PA Walmarts are the same
Steven Hawking's vocalizer puts more emotion into it than you.
Sad but true
HOLY FUCK THATS GREAT
Duck Mcmallard Made my day.
The no-emotion voice makes it funnier.
OK, that comment is funnier than the video XD
I used to work Customer Service and I had a woman return a watermelon because it had.... "too much water in it." This is now an inside joke with my family. Having food returned was the worst since my co-workers never took them back to their departments leaving them in the return bin to rot. I had the weekend off and came back Monday to find that there was leaking spoiled milk in the bin and it filled up soaking everything else inside the bin. It was really disgusting to clean out and smelled horribly. I eventually had to quit because of health problems caused by stress and being sexually harassed by a co-worker. This was my first job ever but at least it taught me patience and that a decent fraction of people are conniving assholes that I'm going to have to deal with. To those who actually had honest returns and a patient attitude I thank you :)
Ren Vu Why would you quit pokemon?
Me and my mother were walking around Walmart one day following an elderly man and his wife (not intentionally). We followed them through about 2 isles and I swear he farted about 30 times and he had no clue he was doing it
And another time I went up to my mom there was a bunch of people I let a silent fart rip then I dipped and everyone thought it was her
+Owen Bell Owen, you dirty fuck
+Owen Bell well my 2nd nephew and my little sisters boy friend wore a dress to a walmart in alabama my nephew is huge and tall so awkward for me heard my third niece's boyfriend do that too I did not know these people back then
This old woman goes to her doctor and tells him, "I constantly have silent passages of gas. I have a silent passage of gas in the morning, a silent passage of gas in the afternoon, and a silent passage of gas at night. I also have silent passages of gas at random times, like just now for instance." The doctor replies, "Okay, we'll check that out, but first we need to check your hearing." (I stole that joke from Dr. Oz, which should come as no surprise)
13 I feel so bad for the guy who dropped the pickles
I really do
me to
me too....
+Erick Vides I feel bad to
Same
Look! The Walmartians!
XD
Look! The Buissiness Cat!
+Business Cat Aren't you supposed to be in Tokyo?
Never seen a Walmart, but this one time in Tesco this large guy was getting pissed at one of those self serving machines. it told him to insert his card, and he said in that stereotypical, low, aggressive voice "i fucking did!" or, by the way he said it "Ah fuckun' did!!" then he punches the screen in a "light" punch. An assistant sees him, her eyes widen, and she turns away, pretending she hasn't seen it, and goes to help someone else. At the time i was younger, and was shopping with my Dad, and i see all of this and burst out laughing. i laugh all the way back to the car and finally stop laughing enough to tell him what happened. i still remember everything that happened. :3
The picture on 14 gives me nightmares
More like wet dreams
+Ryan Thiel Immature.
+The zombie gamer it's just a joke man ;)
+Jessica Quevedo thanks fam
The zombie gamer I thought those were hands
am I the only one that doesn't hate his voice?
i don't hate it i actually love it
No, you are not.
Nope
I like it.
His voice sounds like Jesus pizza
I freaking died at number 3!! XD "U wanna eat that, don't you."
Thunder Streak what drugs was she on?
Jakob Wendt All of the drugs, apparently. 🤣
Crack at least
#7 legit almost killed me XD D:
Same xDD I couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard.
Jiggly Booties damn u got Snapchat
Both lol.
It was a massive load of doodoo! I'm not sure why, but tat part of the video always makes me laugh. It's probably the way the guy says it. XD
Jiggly Booties oh
i love his voice with no personality! it makes the story even funnier!
Do top ten scariest encounters people have had at a friends house
"Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs"! "Bye Squidward"...."You said bye Squidward twice". "I like Squidward".
lol
same
+BigHeadVampireGaming SQUIDWARD
+Hayden Aubrey "I LIKE squidward 😏"
Don't listen to these guys Top15s we Love your voice, it's very soothing!
DoubleMeTwo Same! :D
True.
DoubleMeTwo Same! also, his voice makes it even funnier
***** The deadpan tone is perfect xD
How he says everything with such a straight tone of voice, and that's what's hilarious
i walked into a FL wallyworld during easter. a very drunk man ran up to the poor greeter hanging on her he screams "YOU GOTTA HELP ME, I NEED TO FIND WHERE THE EGGS ARE HIDDEN!!!". I did say it was FL right? yeah i guess u knew already
I'm guessing the Easter eggs rotted from the Florida heat.
There’s the creepy stories that give you goosebumps.
Looking closely, however, you can see
“Top 15 funniest walmart stories”
I was eating during this video
*was*
+SkullDolfin YT nice avatar
Thanks, drew it myself. :D
+SkullDolfin YT man I wish I could do something as good as that ; (
+jomari maisonet Is that lego foxy and mangle nice profile picture!
Do a top 15 on hilarious Doctors offices waiting rooms!
Stories
"Welcome to Walmart, please leave your sanity at home. We don't want that shit here."
I had to watch number 7 while eating steak... I just f**king had to...
oh god!
Omg I feel so sorry for you !! I I just finished lunch witch was sadly pizza
same
Tennessee Wal-marts are pretty strange.. I live in Tennessee. 😏
Oh god
I worked in Produce for Walmart. One day a woman asked me if we had any kiwis. I went in back to check. I found a box of them, and I take them out to the floor to put on the tables. I was carrying the box close to my lower torso. The lady sticks her hand in the box and says, "sorry for molesting your kiwis."
i died of laughing soooooooo hard on number 13
That's my pic yo
same, so damn akward
I have a suggestion: top 15 toy aisle stories. Here is mine:I was at target with my mom, buying her a new phone. Everyone knows the cage of inflatable balls at the end of aisles. one time, I got a ball out to buy. when my mom said no, I tried to throw it back in through the top. My mom then said that she had to go the bathroom, so I had to stay right there. I kept trying to throw the ball back in the cage. I finally gave up throwing the ball in, so I did the only logical thing I could think to do: I climbed up the cage, and try to throw it in from there. I then hear a worker behind me yell "GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU STUPID DELINQUENT", and I was scared. From excitement, I jumped a little bit, accidentally falling into the cage. to escape from the worker, I dug down, burying myself In the balls. I thought they would never find me, and they didn't. The worker just walked away, muttering something about "kids these days". A few minutes later, I had decided that since I couldn't get out of the cage, I would just stay there. My mom then walked back up and I was still buried. She freaked out so I said "mom! I'm in here!" She looked in the cage, so I stuck my arm up out of the balls. She legit screamed and dropped her phone. Good thing we were buying another one for here anyway.
+Incorrection her*
You are hilarious! !! Love, love the way narrator read these stories. I died at the pickle one!!
I love the pickle story. XD I come back to this video JUST for that one.
+Kitty-chan Ikr!!
+Kitty-chan "Hell ya, man, that's how shit is done around here." hahaha
I can just imagine the poor dudes face when he dropped the jar. XD
I can only imagine how big that pickle jar was
and the pickles an the pickles
Nice reference, dude.
Levi Rivaille thank you ^.^
i was wondering if someone would catch that
+jonowen13 Sweet sauce...all over my body...
Levi Rivaille GET HER SOME SAUCE NOW
SHE WANTS IT HER WAY
+jonowen13
Mam' are you trying to molest me via drive thru WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?!?!
the 14 photo was so scary because of his eyes then I close my eyes
Christopher Martinez Dude< i had to scroll down to avoid it lol
Same here
Christopher Martinez I found it funny. Probably because I've seen that image used in a funny video before.
I didn't even feel like hearing 14 cause of that picture
chris 230127 The picture wasnt even scary....?
It's basically just a fat dude...? >.>
I used to work at walmart for a little bit while I was in high school. As a teenager, every now and then I would break out. I ended up getting a small zit by my lip and with my skin being white you could really notice it. I was ringing up this guy's food and he went off on me about how im disgusting because i have a cold sore (it was a fucking pimple) and that i need to wash my hands before I touch his things so to shut him up i grabbed a little bottle of hand sanitizer off the shelf. He still kept talking his shit and my asshole manager was litening and didnt back me up. I am almost in tears by the time i finish ringing him up. I tossed the reciept at him and apologized to the ppl in the line behind him as they try to console me. I looked at my manager and said "take over" and i ran to the back. The guy was lucky i was a scared little high school kid and not the assertive adult i am today. I hope the guy is dead.
I also had this one lady get on to me for not having a section in walmart that ONLY sold American made products. We can all assume that this is obviously not my fault. I hate walmart and I always will. I'd rather pay more and shop at Target.
Celestina Luna I feel so sorry for you.
Mr Tubby GTFO.
+Kiernan Howell-MacKinley you mad bro?
+Mr Tubby please fuck off i bet you're a 5 year old memer that still thinks pepe, 21 and what are those are funny
they're not pls
***** im pretty sure you can report my comment for some other reason, like "commercial or spam"
Once in a walmart i was there to buy a dog leash and while walking around cuz i like to walk around walmart sometimes to see whatever cool shit is there and i saw this woman stuff a toy into her purse. I decided to make this my good deed of the day and went to go find a worker. She must of saw me see her though because as soon as i found someone she all of a sudden yelled " HE HAS A GUN" while pointing at me from about 5 feet away the worker freaked out thinking i did have a gun and ran. Some security guards tackled me and one started to escort me out of the store (while i tried to explain that i had no weapon) while the other called the police. I saw the woman start to walk away but she wasn't paying attention and tripped. The toy fell out of her purse, her falling caused the guy holding me to shoot a quick glance in her direction and say the toy halfway out of her purse. He fortunately for my sake realised what was going on and chased her down. (Karmas a bitch ain't it) i eventually got my shit and left.
Wow remind me never to go to whatever states you guys are in. I carry my pistol with me everywhere. The Walmart here doesn't care. Alot of people do so.
My dad said once he went to work (at Walmart) and saw a girl literally rubbing her nipples in front of everyone.
Was she hot?
Kiernan Howell-MacKinley No clue, I'll have to ask.
Sounds like a prank or something me and my friends would do. Yes we are weird like that hahah
***** Well that just sounds retarded.
+killcode101 mein kampf? What do you mean? Hitler's book has nothing to do with this.
I saw the nesquick.bunny just shopping around Wal mart. Probably a furry.
Yea probably.
Chances are...
I once saw Android 18 shopping at Walmart.
Aw man, you gotta do more funny videos like this one. It killed me. Your mono-tone voice makes it even funnier
I once had an encounter with a woman who had to be genetically spliced with an octopus. I caught a woman sneaking Kool-Aid packets in her purse, before I could say anything, asset protection was already on it. Our asset protection guy was a huge, bulky guy... He walked up to her and said, "Ma'am we have some mixing jugs to go with those Kool-Aids in your purse' She turned and looked at him, then just... shit.... everywhere, literally, feces flew out from her skirt and all over the shelves, it covered 2 entire shelves. We had to take it all off, and scan each item that was contaminated one by one, one cashier even got feces on the back of their arm.
kylefer ew
Indeed.
Wow
It was unbelievable, people often wrote on the walls with feces too in the bathrooms, I am glad I have a better job now, Wal-Mart was just a stepping stone that many have to endure.
+kylefer I find this hard to believe.
I'm legit obsessed with his voice
Things I hate about TH-cam comments: 1. People who cannt spel 3. People who can't count 2. Irony 4. People who make "things I hate about TH-cam comments" comments 5. People asking for likes Like if you agree.
Top15s, do a "Funniest school moments"
The Mudkipz One time at school my friend Ryan brought a cartoon drawing of himself that he made and kept shoving it in my face going ''Hey look at mini rdog hes gunna kiss you'' and would rub him on my face so i grabbed him and ripped his head off and he screamed ''NOOOOOOO'' all loud which made me feel bad. then his friends and i all circled the decapitated drawing as Ryan put it in a box and cried. We got detention. but after that we buried him lol.
Another time i was sitting next to this blonde girl she was a tomboy and she kept scratching her head and then she like just ripped a chunk of hair off her head and sighed ''that feels better.'' i had my dad drive me to school after that.
On a Friday, a girl pulled out a bottle of hot sauce in the middle of class and started drinking it. The teacher didn't say anything about it!
The Mudkipz A couple of months ago some girl at my school ripped off anothers girls wig and then that girl puched the oher girl and a full out fight broke out and the princible had to come to break it up xD
I was sick and apparently at my lunch period 2 girls started fighting over chocolate milk then one of them smashed a tray over there head and peremedics were called. Why does everything exciting happen when I'm sick
Hailing halucha I missed a food fight.
they should do a top 15 of target 😂😂😂😂😂
+Cuauhtemoc Saucedo no its the laughing face see😂😂
Only in the US can you meet so many weirdos.
'MERICA!
Katy Bee its because we have to much freedom
Take a look at Japan.
Anyone else bingeing these in 2022?
Are we not going to talk about how number 2 said "the most f'd up think I've seen this *week*"?
+faloofaloofa i was just about to say that. Like why does none of this happen when i go to wall mart. It may be because Canadians aren't this dumb.
I know!!
I look at your profile picture and imagine him saying that 😂
I love how you can clearly hear you cracking a smile while you're reading.
We need more videos like this. Horror vids are great and all, but sometimes comedy is just what you need to help you sleep after a night of watching disturbing shit lol
Indeed
My left ear is pointy. Am I now a half elf?
*now
Jake Rankine XD
Ah thank you!
Eisdax Yes. Definitely. ^_^
DayStorm lol
I would love to have genes from elfs but I have the body of a dwarf. XD
Eisdax Dwarves! Strong and ambitious. Industrious. Strong sense of family (clan) and fiercely loyal. ^_^ All about perspective. LOL
1:19 You can't use a picture like that and expect me to actually pay attention I as too busy laughing
#14 has more chins than a Chinese phonebook
you just hit with the wow effect
*dayum son*
His voice is great for anything. Just narration in general.
Noah Grimm Thank you! same to you
Lithus17 I don't know, i just like it. to each there own, man.
In the first twenty seconds, I hope he meant 12 pm to 10 am and that dude ain't working 20 hour shifts xD
Number seven got me laughing for my minutes 😂
I remember my brother and I were in the video game section one day, at walmart of course. We seen an old gameboy color game, still in the box. The game was NFL Blitz 2000. So we were curious to see how much it would cost. So we took it to a scanner. The price came up... $29.99. And this was in 2012
I laughed my ass off at the mango story. I can only imagine what must have been running through the employee's head when someone came up to them with that and said, "I want to return this."
How about top 15 weridest pizza deliveries stories
Z
+Margrette Phillips GENIUS!!!
prefer the scary ones there awesome.
Nuh uh, the McDonalds videos are the best.
Jade Greenwood I like the variation :)
nope link please? =]
Kenneth Hartsock some buttons on my keyboard are broken :P
Jade Greenwood The scary ones get overused though.
#7 all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put humpty dumpty back together again. Lmao
At number 14 i paused the video because of the picture, Im scared to watch it, i think ill have nightmares.
Tree Mann Then why not leave it on without looking at it?
MultiCool55 Idk
Blank Space Tnx m8.
That photo made me laugh my head off and I'm home alone 😅😅
+Sample Text you just said mine....
Your voice is awesome :)
And this list is funny XD
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Alright, I used to work Wal*mart and I was here for TWO Black Fridays and that's where we get the most excitement especially since this Walmart is only 2 years old. So for everyone as a treat from me to you, here's a wonderful true story!
We have black Fridays arraigned really well where the customers come in at a certain time Thanksgiving, wait around until a certain time to open the pallets and then BOOM, everyone gets the shit they wanted on sale. Well, one elderly man didn't want to leave his spot in one of the many lines for the restroom, he was announcing it to his wife who said she would hold the spot for him while he used the restroom. Apparently, this wasn't good enough so he dropped his trousers and took a massive shit right there on the floor. To top it off for good measure, he turned around and urinated into the pile he made. Just seconds later we had about 3 or 4 cops swoop in and grab him, escorting him off of the premises, as much as I feel for the wife, the real crime, is making maintenance have to clean the mess.
He didn't even get the stuff he wanted to buy.
top 10 most annoying burger king customers? sounds like a good idea. 😊
At 1:19 it scared me
+Magma Charge Jabba the Hutt? Geez though this is an image on youtube that face is invading my personal space!!!
41192tara ikr
Made me jump
no
the guy is about 400 Ibs I'm not sure it's possible to watch this video without have our personal space invaded you know what I mean
* reads hilarious * Me: well this is going to be nice * clicks * Me: is this guy tired or something?
Top 15 funniest amusement park stories
Am I the only one who lives near and goes to a normal Walmart? I've never heard of anyone doing crazy shit like this XD
Ya same here. I'm kinda jealous 😜
+PokeFan296448 Here in Somerdale, NJ it's normal.
+PokeFan296448 Both of the Walmarts I've been to here in Macon are pretty normal. Then again, things could be going on when I'm not there.
me 2
+satanic brony Oh fuck a satanic brony i really fucked up now
Lol "this guy was laying rubber" KILLED ME
I saw a guy attempting to hack the computers on display.
The guy was on some weird looking thing on the computer and he was looking around frantically. An employee was coming by and he ran off. The employee looked at the computer in confusion
So I guess a Walmart is a place where they sell walls or something?
Jessica Zane It's the McDonald's of retail stores.
+Jessica Zane I see you fucking everywere
Mason Roberts Hey you, I see you fucking everywhere.
"Yeah you won' eat dat up cuz yo mama ain't puttin food on yo table no mo'" 😹😹 gotta love Dylan's narrating
1. Top 15 craziest trends that are very stupid.
2. U sound a hell lot like MAUD!
3. Hurhurdurdur ur sournd sur furnnur (nur srslur)
All of this and still Walmart is popular?
Walmart is popular BECAUSE of all this.
AH! I can see that.
People can be weird, no matter where you are.
My favourites are the Life Guard and the Walrus story and the Taped Mango story.
Stories from school bus drivers
I REALLY want to know wtf Linda did. O.o
When he said "He looked at me like he just shot my dog" Me and my mom died XDXDXDXD
*on 13
The Incest family moses parting the red sea, to F'n funny 3:17
Michael Cooksey I mean 6:17
I laughed so hard. Lol
Did you take 17 bong hits before making this video?
Occasional Wal-Mart customer here. The weirdest thing I've ever seen - it happens regularly at my local Wal-Mart - is a gathering. A gathering of store employees, like a sort of cult. They are all in the clothing section, near the lingerie and pajamas. A guy would say how sales went that week. Then they would cheer and clap, very loudly. A chant, about how great Wal-Mart is. The best thing I did to them was sarcastically saying: „Wal-Mart is soooooooo great, but their employees are too busy cheering instead of helping customers like they're supposed to. Beautiful, guys.“ It explains why there are never any people around to help customers on Saturdays.
I would love to work for you.. I think I could bring something to the way the stories are told....."Cheers...too funny, Thank You!"
+Kenny “MacNephilim” Craig Oh snap!....I can give myself a thumbs up.... I can show my schizophrenia by the 'Reply' button too.. "Woot!"