Gamechamp plays the trolley dilemma: "You see, by turning around and closing my eyes, I despawned all the people before the trolley hit them, so legally nobody died."
Being semantic, I don't think baby bowser is murdery: He is hauled away by kamek, continues to be a threat in later games, and grows up to be bowser, thus meaning he did not die here, so does not count as a death.
No not a direct death, but because of this act and Kemak’s way of upbringing, Bowser becomes a tyrant and constantly tries to take over the Mushroom Kingdom.
19:31 Normally I'm strongly against the splitting of a boolean variable such as life and death, but I'll make an exception just this once for Schrodinger's shy guy
19:23 "Nonetheless, despawning one of them is good enough. For the second one, commit cold-blooded murder by throwing an egg directly into its face. You might think a murder is a murder, but this one's actually only a _half_ murder. while the shy guy is sent into an inevitable death spiral, it despawns offscreen before it collides with anything. Since the shy guy is only _officially_ dead after collision, our crime is really better described as a successful _attempt_ at murder." quality semantics right there
"Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. "ATTEMPTED murder." Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give Nobel Prizes for Attempted Chemistry, do they?" - Sideshow Bob
I like how being a pacifist in video games is just not killing things but in real life it’s actively being non-confrontational. Imagine if a real life pacifist threw someone down a pit but was like “eh, I didn’t SEE him die”
@@sinteleon Well Bat Man never said he followed a code of pacifism. Probably in some media somewhere. He's a century old at this point. But that he vowed not to Kill people. Which is very different.
Killing a ghost still means you killed someone’s spirit and consciousness along with their ethereal body, so it still counts as murder even if they’re intangible
I don't know if Gamechamp will see this, but if they do: I'm really happy you make these videos, your voice and your jokes bring me joy and comfort. They're perfect to watch when I'm having leg or back pain, and they're so well made, even the older ones which I find to be pretty rare on youtube. I wanna say thank you from the bottom of my heart for the amazing content. You're great!!!!
@@Gamechamp3000 did you know this game has a credits warp? It might be able to bring the total score down to absolutely perfect but I'm not 100% sure a setup exists to perform it under pacifist rules. Also when will you be ready for the legend of zelda tears of the kingdom no pause challenge?
Gamechamp: “Welcome back to VG Myths, the online internet video game TV show that will *never* do a Smash Brothers episode.” Her fanbase, as of May 29, 2021: So that was a fucking lie
"Gamechamp 3000, you have been charged with first degree murder. What is your defense?" "Your honor, the millisecond the knife was thrown I quickly ran away from the scene, so I despawned the people before they died."
The dedication and semantics on Gamechamp is so strong that she discovered a wrong warp just to be a pacifist and for the content she creates for us. Thanks
Does he though? (to be clear, not speaking about this game in particular). We have seen dry bowser, meaning any instance where he shows up implying that bowser died, then the semantics of the magikoopa's role in bowser's army. In those same instances where dry bowser appears, it is usually by the boss steroid magic of Kamek. If Kamek uses magic to revive bowser, it is still a kill, and if we have seen him do it on screen, who's to say he didnt do it EVERY time bowser fell into lava at the hands of the mario crew? *SEMANTICS!* XD
@@cullenlatham2366 He grows up to be Bowser so yes, he canonically survives Dry Bowser is Bowser Sr since they both exist in the same universe I'm sure
@@kilbeam99 yeah, I didn’t know it either until this comment. I went to the about section on their TH-cam page and it says so there Edit: By it, I wasn’t referring to gamechamp, I was referring to the fact that gamechamp is non binary
“Anything that feels even slightly murder-y counts as a KO” Oh, so throwing enemies down a pit to their death only to be replaced isn’t slightly murder-y? Tsk tsk tsk
Can we appreciate the great Solid Snake voice she effortlessly dropped into during the patreon readout? Because that was great. Great episode overall, too.
4:05 Don’t worry about the enemies falling down the bottomless pit. After all, it’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the stop that does, and it is a bit hard to stop when there’s nothing to instantly stop you
I’m sure Yoshi’s Island speedrunners everywhere appreciate that wrong warp in 3-7. I’ve never seen anyone do that before Edit; Holy crap, I’ve never gotten this many likes before. Thanks
@galfinsp7216 Yes, I know. That's why, two years ago, I corrected this person when their comment originally used "he". Clearly, they have since edited their comment to reflect Gamechamp's preferred pronouns. I don't know why you're trying to let me know something I clearly already knew?
Oh god, as much as I love Dragon Quest, playing a whole game, let alone a single section in that series without using any magic sounds like a nightmare.
@@modernkiwi6447 Well, the rules would force him to play the entire run with “Follow Orders”, so it really requires correct weapon choice and lots of item use
I gotta say, from the explanations to the editing just every piece of this video is excellently done in conveying both how the minimalist run is judged and how it’s going and I absolutely love it. I recall you’ve talked before about minimalist runs being a bit tricky to make videos on and I just need to commend you on how well you’ve managed to do this one! Great work as always, looking forward to whatever you have for us next.
0:00 "Good morning everybody, and welcome back to VG Myths, the online internet videogame tv show that will never do a smash brother's episode." Literally the first video I see in the recommended: 'VG Myths - Can You Beat Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Without Spirits or Skills?' You can't make this shit up
6:32 Don't worry. They don't fall in the lava, they only fall in front of it. Lemon Drops: *Spontaneously obtains shades while throwing up the peace sign as they fall off the ledge.*
Pretty sure the jokes about never doing a Smash episode and recovering from dental work were just references to the fact that it took Champ 8 months to beat Smash World of Light, and had two root canals during that timespan. She took a real life event and made it the justification for this run. Glorious.
Genuinely yes, this was a filler episode I figured I could do really quickly to help make up for Smash taking so long (and as always I completely underestimated the scope and this ended up being a decently big episode)
"officer, you dont understand. the dog was *off-screen* and *did not make an explosion sound* therefore he only *despawned* when i hit him with my car"
No wonder Mario goes on to treat Yoshi the way he does in SMW. "Well, Yosh, this isn't technically murder. You see, I tossed you offscreen and didn't see any explosions. How do I know you didn't just despawn?"
I loved the video, very informative, and you make it very entertaining. There a re a few speerun tricks that might make some sections easier, although I can't compare because I don't speedrun, so I haven't tried them ever: -In 6-4, you can flutter above the wall, so you don't need the key, and thus, the kill is unnecesary. I don't know if you need to kill-bounce on an enemy to perform it, though. -In 6-5, the autoscroller can be avoided by some pixel-perfect jumps. I know this sounds too hard, but hey, speedrunners do it! I assume this way you can just outrun the little fellas. -In 6-6, the key can be grabbed from the left with some precise positioning and tongue skills.
Love the joke of not making a Smash Bros episode because she's taking so long on beating World of Light without spirits or skills on the hardest difficulty
I feel like this is going to be another Super Mario Odyssey Jumpless challenge. Trying to figure out all the possible wrongwarps to complete this cleanly.
Gamechamp: "I'm going to try and beat Yoshi's Island while killing as few enemies as possible!" Marching Milde: *_"I'm about to end this woman's whole career."_*
Saw this didnt come up in my subscription feed so ive liked, subbed, and hit the ball AND am commenting! You best blow up and the algorithm cannot stop you my dude!
Just wanna say, Yoshi`s Island is an absolute masterpiece of platforming and, to this day, still holds up well as a game. One of the few things from my past I can randomly play and not mutter about how poorly it aged.
she said it as a joke on how long that challenge was taking, cause she was actually already working on the spiritless world of light at the time this was made.
Pretty sure the answer to that is yes... Compared to Subspace without jumps or Up+B, or World of Light without Spirits (both of which were proven, and the latter my current LP), an All-Star mode is nothing!
@@atuaangie5160 Now, see, _that_ is more likely to be meaningful... or it would be, were there not as many important factors outside of player control as there are. Locations and types of challenge rooms. Type of final task chosen. Opponent statistics at the end of the gathering phase. Which enemies, chests, powerups, etc. decide to spawn where. All of this is perfectly fine in a casual sense, but when determining if a challenge run is "possible"? Way too messy, way too fast.
Just use bowser: side smash is great, down smash gains height (and side smash if you grab an enemy), is heavy so you won't get launched as much. (Yes, I am a bowser main.) I also have the game, so the challenge will be attempted.
I did something like this in shovel knight. I chose king of cards, because all other campaigns had mandatory midbosses to needlessly add to the killcount. Well, it's possible. You can beat king of cards while only defeating the main bosses (being both specter knight fights, king pridemoor, the troupple king, king birder, the enchantress and the grand triumverat) and not killing a single other enemy (i did allow enemy suicides though). I have two notes about the run. 1. The bubble frog heirloom is 100% essential. Get it as soon as possible. 2. The troupple king is the hardest boss in the game. Most of his attacks use other troupples, which for the purposes of this run count as enemies. I had to get the armor that replenishes vigor when dealing damage as well as max health and vigor to win that fight (i used the bubble frog to stop king knight from spinning after his attacks to avoid accidentally killing a troupple, that's why all that vigor was needed).
Gamechamp plays the trolley dilemma:
"You see, by turning around and closing my eyes, I despawned all the people before the trolley hit them, so legally nobody died."
Oml yes, they just destroyed it
"Now if you still hear the screams, thats still technically murder, so make sure you put in earplugs and sing to yourself when you turn around"
5 oops or 1 KO, hm
We prioritize avoiding KOs over Oops. Definitely go for the 5 Oops.
@@Jua2073 how many oops equal one KO?
Being semantic, I don't think baby bowser is murdery: He is hauled away by kamek, continues to be a threat in later games, and grows up to be bowser, thus meaning he did not die here, so does not count as a death.
No not a direct death, but because of this act and Kemak’s way of upbringing, Bowser becomes a tyrant and constantly tries to take over the Mushroom Kingdom.
@@ASLTheatre So every kill commited by Bowser is a semantic kill due to your pacifist decision
It's called KOs, he looked pretty knocked out to me
@@RealCryptoTest Yes, and every none pacifist run as well.
I was just about to comment that.
19:31 Normally I'm strongly against the splitting of a boolean variable such as life and death, but I'll make an exception just this once for Schrodinger's shy guy
Same thing happens for Henry the potted ghost.
The legend himself
TJ "Henry" Yoshi *insert Dr. Evil gif*
**painful tired joke at the expense of tj henry yoshi**
The greatest pains must be suffered for the sake of science
19:23 "Nonetheless, despawning one of them is good enough. For the second one, commit cold-blooded murder by throwing an egg directly into its face. You might think a murder is a murder, but this one's actually only a _half_ murder. while the shy guy is sent into an inevitable death spiral, it despawns offscreen before it collides with anything. Since the shy guy is only _officially_ dead after collision, our crime is really better described as a successful _attempt_ at murder."
quality semantics right there
"Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. "ATTEMPTED murder." Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give Nobel Prizes for Attempted Chemistry, do they?" - Sideshow Bob
A murder is a murder. You can't say it's only a half.
@Deborah Ajao Spilling the test tubes all over the floor, maybe?
I feel like, if she was ever put in front of a judge, Gamechamp could be her own lawyer and Semantics her way out of jail time.
@@ja-melvinson7994 OBJECTION! These flowers exploded of their own volition!
“I’m gonna play it safe and call this one murder.”
They should be a judge lmao
"And since I don't feel the vibe of murder, in this instance, I agree with the game"
-Gamechamp3000, some random time
The best part is it was literally already a ghost 😂
This will sound wrong out of context
technically bowser wasn't a kill because he's still alive to this very day
Good point
Your not wrong
Technically bowser dies like a lot, what if he has lives like mario
@@cielo498 then Bowser must be from the newer Mario games because he has too many lives
@@cielo498 according to Paper Mario Bowser has infinite lives
No known wrong warp in 3-7
"Fine, ill do it myself"
I thought that exact moment too lol
@@aaronrodriguez4159 thats what hes referencing
Already did
The 1000th like of this comment is by me
@@zymosan99 *shes
I like how being a pacifist in video games is just not killing things but in real life it’s actively being non-confrontational. Imagine if a real life pacifist threw someone down a pit but was like “eh, I didn’t SEE him die”
Aka the Batman "pacifist" code of conduct. :P
I mean they do come back so there is no evidence of him exactly falling off
@@sinteleon Well Bat Man never said he followed a code of pacifism. Probably in some media somewhere. He's a century old at this point. But that he vowed not to Kill people. Which is very different.
"your honor, my client claims he didn't witness the death, and therefore it was only an oops"
I thought being a pacifist was being against violence specifically, not being anti-confrontation.
"This isn't a murder; it's just a successful attempted murder" is probably one of my favorite sentences of all time.
Ikr
Imagine if irl you could despawn people off-screen to get rid of them.
"...now politely and gently throw them down the pit" is a phrase I did not expect to hear nearly 4 minutes into a PACIFIST Yoshi's Island playthrough
“Yoshi tries to make up for his warcrimes: The Movie”
you mean his tax fraud
And tax evasion
And murder
and more murder
He'll never be able to make up for committing tax fraud
It's hard being a pacifist in this game when you want to skin the thing you're trying to protect.
Hurry up bup bup
@@thewanderingchelmet why tho
Yes also I love your profile picture(I very much know what it is)
That pfp does NOT help to prove your innocence lol
@@DaKaijuKid CRISPETY CRUNCHETY
10:20 this shouldn’t count as a KO, he’s already a ghost and therefore he was dead before you even touched him
You can kill ghosts in the Mario world, that’s just a fact
Everybody knows that you can kill a ghost, and that they just become double ghosts.
Killing a ghost still means you killed someone’s spirit and consciousness along with their ethereal body, so it still counts as murder even if they’re intangible
If anything, killing a ghost is extra murdery, you've killed their immortal soul
@@johnny--guitar
An immortal soul by definition cannot be killed. Ergo not murder.
I don't know if Gamechamp will see this, but if they do:
I'm really happy you make these videos, your voice and your jokes bring me joy and comfort. They're perfect to watch when I'm having leg or back pain, and they're so well made, even the older ones which I find to be pretty rare on youtube. I wanna say thank you from the bottom of my heart for the amazing content. You're great!!!!
@@Gamechamp3000 did you know this game has a credits warp? It might be able to bring the total score down to absolutely perfect but I'm not 100% sure a setup exists to perform it under pacifist rules. Also when will you be ready for the legend of zelda tears of the kingdom no pause challenge?
Gamechamp: “Welcome back to VG Myths, the online internet video game TV show that will *never* do a Smash Brothers episode.”
Her fanbase, as of May 29, 2021: So that was a fucking lie
And I'm so glad it was a lie because it's an amazing video lol
(also I was looking for a comment like this)
Uh... Her? Did i miss something
@@MinkSquared check the about page, they’re non-binary and use they/them and she/her pronouns
@@MinkSquared You did, my friend! Game champ is non-binary. She uses she/they pronouns.
Heck, good to know
“will never do a smash bros episodes” brings up many questions that will never be answered
I'm guessing that both main campaigns take way too long
@@chip_plus_plus but she already did WoL no spirits
@@Bighomie39 no she didn't
@@Bulba413 oh right, for some reason I thought that she beat the true ending when she only did the Galeem first fight.
@@Bighomie39 Yeah and I think she still has Willy left and just she left it for later.
Oh my god foreshadowing about smash bros
I know! 😂 Just rewatching the library of episodes
"that will never do a smash bros episode"
Her description: "Currently attempting Smash Bros without Spirits or Skills"
I am sorry for breaking the 69
@@Ice-Cream-9009 it's fine
I know
"Just slurp and spit the flying penguins" sorry the WHAT. The flying WHAT
penguins
read the last word
You heard her
Your comments format is downright hilarious, thank you for the chuckle
@@darkos1012 you're welcome! :)
"Gamechamp 3000, you have been charged with first degree murder. What is your defense?"
"Your honor, the millisecond the knife was thrown I quickly ran away from the scene, so I despawned the people before they died."
The dedication and semantics on Gamechamp is so strong that she discovered a wrong warp just to be a pacifist and for the content she creates for us. Thanks
mad props for going back and editing that 👌
Lakitu: * leaves the scene*
Champ: Oh thank god.
Lakitu: *RETURNS WITH ANOTHER*
Champ: Why do i talk?
First half of the level: Prepare for trouble!
Second half of the level: *AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!*
@@android19willpwn to protect the world from devastation
@@pancakecommanderandbowser2279 To unite all peoples within our nation
@@harleysdinosaur696 To denounce the evils of truth and love
@@pancakecommanderandbowser2279 To extend our reach to the stars above
alternate title: local nerd discusses technicalities of murder
Local sadomasochist nerd*
Local sadomasochistic nerd discusses the semantics of local green dinosaur’s “pacifistic” genocide
HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN A NERD? HE'S CLEARLY A GEEK!
@@hilacopter4023 just so you know, Gamechamp uses she/they pronouns.
@@patentpending7016 no
I unironically like the semantic parts. It's fun to rely on technicalities when there's no other choice.
Your honor, I didn't kill that Shy Guy, I just successfully attempted to murder it.
"Not guilty!"
I love this channel
It IS a ghost anyway
"Whatever feels murder-y" is honestly a better definition of murder than most courtrooms use
"There is no known wrongwarp, so I will write glitchinghistory!"
Also, semantics is the end of the human species.
I would say, semantically speaking, the last level has 0 KO’s, since a KO is defined as a murder, and Bowser canonically survives.
Does he though? (to be clear, not speaking about this game in particular). We have seen dry bowser, meaning any instance where he shows up implying that bowser died, then the semantics of the magikoopa's role in bowser's army. In those same instances where dry bowser appears, it is usually by the boss steroid magic of Kamek. If Kamek uses magic to revive bowser, it is still a kill, and if we have seen him do it on screen, who's to say he didnt do it EVERY time bowser fell into lava at the hands of the mario crew? *SEMANTICS!* XD
But it *feels* murdery.
..to kill many more.
Isn't dry browser the corpse of browser's dad?
@@cullenlatham2366 He grows up to be Bowser so yes, he canonically survives
Dry Bowser is Bowser Sr since they both exist in the same universe I'm sure
“A kill is a kill, it can’t be a half”
-TJ Henry Yoshi, probably
Hahaha!
A joke is a joke, you cant say its only a meme!
Even better, the kill is caused by a boulder.
AKA a rolling rock
can we leave TJ alone at this point and stop milking that one comment he made one time
@@pup64hcp That's just how memes work. It's mostly dead, but it comes up once and a while.
"No wrongwarp on 3-7"
Gamechamp: "Fine, I'll do it myself."
"That will never do a smash brothers episode." Wait a minute...
Gamechamp3000 literally found her own wrong warp speed running trick to not have to kill enemies. Wow.
Her? Damn you got ears?
@@Zeckle11 Gamechamp is a non binary person who wants to be referred to with she/they pronouns
@@lazy9785 oh cool! I didn't know that. Thanks for mentioning it
@@Zeckle11 she came out not too long ago. I know her voice is deep but she goes by she/they pronouns.
@@kilbeam99 yeah, I didn’t know it either until this comment. I went to the about section on their TH-cam page and it says so there
Edit: By it, I wasn’t referring to gamechamp, I was referring to the fact that gamechamp is non binary
“Anything that feels even slightly murder-y counts as a KO”
Oh, so throwing enemies down a pit to their death only to be replaced isn’t slightly murder-y?
Tsk tsk tsk
That got me too lol
Its not legally murder if you don't see it tho. I know, my great great great aunts friend was probably in law school
Its a bottom less pit they dont die from inpact and instead from thirst so they technically died from natural causes
If you shoot an old lady is not murder if she's fine the next day.
Mayro’s SMBWii run works that way
"Unfortunately, Yoshi can't read."
That's just what he wants you to think
Ahh, I see you're a man of culture as well.
@@BookWyrmOnAString the liberal agenda
“The channel that will never do a smash bros episode”
Gamechamp: I’m about to ruin my own entire career
"That will never do a smash brothers episode"
Smash without spirits/skills:
I love how she will just find an undiscovered warp to 1-1 to avoid a KO. Powerful energy.
@smelly paws they're trans paws
Literally all that account does is post the same thing on everything that uses her correct pronouns. Get a hobby or something, you're pathetic.
@smelly paws Oh yeah, you have a lot of dignity to say that with that username. Do something else, you're embarrassing yourself
@smelly paws bro being transphobic in her replies won't get you laid
What did smelly paws over here say?
I don't know how you can say: "Yoshi's Island was a tough one to crack" so seriously.
Can we appreciate the great Solid Snake voice she effortlessly dropped into during the patreon readout? Because that was great.
Great episode overall, too.
I know! She could be a voice actor at this rate.
4:05 Don’t worry about the enemies falling down the bottomless pit. After all, it’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the stop that does, and it is a bit hard to stop when there’s nothing to instantly stop you
The semantics of this video be like
"It's only an oops if we cut the break cable for them to die in an explosive death 50meters away"
And I love it
I’m sure Yoshi’s Island speedrunners everywhere appreciate that wrong warp in 3-7. I’ve never seen anyone do that before
Edit; Holy crap, I’ve never gotten this many likes before. Thanks
I can’t believe he found a wrong warp just for a stupid entertaining challenge lmao
@@oefest5252 i think its she
I look forward to the day I can hear Summoningsalt discuss Gamechamp.
@@oefest5252 Its a she/they
@@xtremefirefox2475 erm, you do realize that boys can have girl pfps, right??
“Pogchamp? Na, I prefer Gamechamp. Hi-“
@@thewanderingchelmet Please stop putting this link on every comment
@@outofthecoral No no, he’s gotta point...
"You're my little gamechamp"
"Yoshi makes an honest attempt to not commit several war crimes"
0:04 Well THAT aged poorly.
Wait a sec...SHE WAS ALREADY DOING IT AT THE TIME.
THIS WAS DELIBERATE MISDIRECTION ON THEIR PART.
...well played.
she*
@@cobwebinthecornerpreferred gender terms for gamechamp are they/she
@galfinsp7216 Yes, I know. That's why, two years ago, I corrected this person when their comment originally used "he". Clearly, they have since edited their comment to reflect Gamechamp's preferred pronouns. I don't know why you're trying to let me know something I clearly already knew?
Oh my goodness, the ENTIRE "DISCOVER A WRONG WARP MYSELF!" but at 12:36 is effin' GOLD!
It's possible to commit less murders in Dead Rising than Yoshi's Island.
Literally 0 zombies have to be murdered compared to yoshi’s island
@@theblueyoshi3414 It's almost like that's the joke
We've heard of tax evasion, but I think Murder Evasion is a new one
I feel like we are slowly watching Gamechamp go insane after every single challenge.
“VG Myths: the Online Internet Video Game TV Show that will never do a Super Smash Bros. Episode.”
-GameChamp3000, 2021
“But I’m recovering from a dental emergency”
MOOD, and same, Wisdom teeth just got removed
Time to become a dinosaur and get a super long tongue!
i like how she just casually finds a wrong warp
I think A+ start did a video on the wrong warps.
That was legit hilarious
She? Mistype or have I missed something?
@@frodododo Gamechamps a she, you can check her twitch if you’d like to see!
@@frodododo oh yeah Gamechamp is Nonbinary, her pronouns are she/they.
“Can you beat Act 1 of Dragon Quest 11 without using spells?”
Can you beat all of dragon quest 11 without using spells
@@buddyboltgaming8269 I’m trying to help Gamechamp keep their sanity
That sounds impossible. It would probably be a minimum spell run
Oh god, as much as I love Dragon Quest, playing a whole game, let alone a single section in that series without using any magic sounds like a nightmare.
@@modernkiwi6447 Well, the rules would force him to play the entire run with “Follow Orders”, so it really requires correct weapon choice and lots of item use
My woman could make white out of black with that amount of charisma that it takes to deliver these semantic explanations and I'm HERE for it
"The one in our mouth is totally safe. Where it goes is both a mystery and not my problem."
I said the same thing about the last cookie in the jar.
I gotta say, from the explanations to the editing just every piece of this video is excellently done in conveying both how the minimalist run is judged and how it’s going and I absolutely love it. I recall you’ve talked before about minimalist runs being a bit tricky to make videos on and I just need to commend you on how well you’ve managed to do this one! Great work as always, looking forward to whatever you have for us next.
"Will never do a smash brothers episode"
Was going that badly, huh?
You've heard of 0.5 A press, now get ready for 0.5 kill
After being dropped into pits his entire life, Yoshi vowed to never hurt an innocent soul and have them suffer as he did
0:00 "Good morning everybody, and welcome back to VG Myths, the online internet videogame tv show that will never do a smash brother's episode."
Literally the first video I see in the recommended:
'VG Myths - Can You Beat Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Without Spirits or Skills?'
You can't make this shit up
6:32
Don't worry. They don't fall in the lava, they only fall in front of it.
Lemon Drops: *Spontaneously obtains shades while throwing up the peace sign as they fall off the ledge.*
Pretty sure the jokes about never doing a Smash episode and recovering from dental work were just references to the fact that it took Champ 8 months to beat Smash World of Light, and had two root canals during that timespan. She took a real life event and made it the justification for this run. Glorious.
Genuinely yes, this was a filler episode I figured I could do really quickly to help make up for Smash taking so long (and as always I completely underestimated the scope and this ended up being a decently big episode)
"You're somewhat hip" sounds like a Jon Cartwright sentence
It does though lol
"Monkeys are the best enemy types to encounter."
In no other context would this be true of Yoshi's Island lol
i like when she gets happy and you can tell shes smiling when talking abt dumb things like the wrongwarps :)
"officer, you dont understand. the dog was *off-screen* and *did not make an explosion sound* therefore he only *despawned* when i hit him with my car"
This game has such a big place in my heart, and I am so happy you did a challenge run for it. Thank you for doing what you do, Champ.
So are we gonna talk about how she found her own wrong warp for a VG Myths?
No
@Retendo She. She uses female pronouns. Check one of the twitch vods
@Retendo I understand why you’d make this mistake. I only found out today they use she/they pronouns
@Retendo Go be transphobic on some other comment section. You're clearly not making an honest mistake anymore.
@Retendo sh
0:04
YOU ARE A LAIR MR VG MYTH MAN DUUD
no but seriously good job on that episode
@@TheRealFraston *read the channel's description*
Yo that warp on 3-7 was amazing. Really awesome to see you inventing your own technique to complete these ridiculous runs
No wonder Mario goes on to treat Yoshi the way he does in SMW. "Well, Yosh, this isn't technically murder. You see, I tossed you offscreen and didn't see any explosions. How do I know you didn't just despawn?"
That was probably the most ridiculous and semantic challenge I’ve ever seen.
Therefore it makes it the best
"The online internet Video game TV show that will never do a smash brothers episode."
Me thinks there be some treachery afoot.
She's been working on a No Spirits, No Skills 100% run of World of Light on Hard difficulty for a long while, but hasn't beaten it yet.
3-7: ha! There are no wrong warps for you to use. What are you gonna do
Gamechamp: Fine, I'll find one myself.
I loved the video, very informative, and you make it very entertaining.
There a re a few speerun tricks that might make some sections easier, although I can't compare because I don't speedrun, so I haven't tried them ever:
-In 6-4, you can flutter above the wall, so you don't need the key, and thus, the kill is unnecesary. I don't know if you need to kill-bounce on an enemy to perform it, though.
-In 6-5, the autoscroller can be avoided by some pixel-perfect jumps. I know this sounds too hard, but hey, speedrunners do it! I assume this way you can just outrun the little fellas.
-In 6-6, the key can be grabbed from the left with some precise positioning and tongue skills.
Love the joke of not making a Smash Bros episode because she's taking so long on beating World of Light without spirits or skills on the hardest difficulty
BRO I JUST GOT THIS GAME HOW IS THIS TIMED SO PERFECTLY
b o t
Up to this day, one of my most favorite games of all times
@@thewanderingchelmet oh hi there bot nice to see you again after you replied to my comment
Bruh
Excuse me I’m not a bot
I just have good timing
"There is no guide for a shortcut in this level"
"Fine. I'll do it myself"
"That will never do a Smash Brothers episode"
Me, an intellectual who watches GameChamp streams: ???
I think she just gave up.
@smelly paws
she
It was a joke about how it's taking forever
@smelly paws yeah, she.
@smelly paws she's trans, check her bio
That 3-7 Wrong Warp was a true highlight. You did fantastic on this run!
Something about the way you say “monkeys” is just so delightful
She says monkeys like everyone else says monkeys...🤷🏻♂️
Maybe just the word “monkey” is just a nice word, then!
everytime i hear monkey i think of that stupid meme that i love as mich as i hate
Gamechamp: *Looks up a way to get past the level without killing anyone*
Yoshi’s Island wiki: “Guide coming soon”
Gamechamp: “Fine, i’ll do it myself”
I'm a simple man: when I see a vg myths video, I click.
@@thewanderingchelmet I couldn't be more confused.
YO YES SHE’S BACK!!!!
Wait she? I had no idea! Big time pog
@@soupmug Yeah, they’re non-binary and use she/they pronouns :)
@@soupmug Yup! She came out recently.
@@lake4433 cool thanks.
Bruh she said it in her channel info
Me dumb
"The online internet videogame TV show that will never do a smash bros episode"
*Laughs in Smash Ultimate no spirits video*
6:04 “There’s no known one-one warp for this level”
Love the cadence
“Will never do a smash bros video”
3 videos later:
*posts smash bros video*
I feel like this is going to be another Super Mario Odyssey Jumpless challenge. Trying to figure out all the possible wrongwarps to complete this cleanly.
12:41 now that's a pro gamer move.
Gamechamp: "I'm going to try and beat Yoshi's Island while killing as few enemies as possible!"
Marching Milde: *_"I'm about to end this woman's whole career."_*
I love you gamechamp, thank you for helping me lift my head up in one of my darkest days. Stay awesome girl!
I love her writing! I find myself coming back to these videos like every week
@Retendo nope
"That will never do a smash brothers episode"
*The viewers will remember that*
At this point when she says "semantics," I just hear "some antics."
I mean they’re not wrong 😂
She? The gamechamp is a guy
@@dontmindmyname7563 check their ‘about page’ :)
@@Hidden_Fern ah, yeah i didn’t know she is trans sorry
@@dontmindmyname7563 SHOUTOUT 2 U for being a pro gamer and owning up to your mistake :)
Saw this didnt come up in my subscription feed so ive liked, subbed, and hit the ball AND am commenting! You best blow up and the algorithm cannot stop you my dude!
Gamechamp goes by she/they pronouns, just so ya know
Just wanna say, Yoshi`s Island is an absolute masterpiece of platforming and, to this day, still holds up well as a game. One of the few things from my past I can randomly play and not mutter about how poorly it aged.
"The series that will never do a smash bros episode " that line aged like milk.
she said it as a joke on how long that challenge was taking, cause she was actually already working on the spiritless world of light at the time this was made.
“That will never do a Super Smash Brothers episode.”
Me: *Who wanted a “Can you beat Smash 4 all star mode without jumping/or using up-b* Alright...
Pretty sure the answer to that is yes... Compared to Subspace without jumps or Up+B, or World of Light without Spirits (both of which were proven, and the latter my current LP), an All-Star mode is nothing!
@@ShadwSonic now do smash run from 3ds
@@atuaangie5160 Now, see, _that_ is more likely to be meaningful... or it would be, were there not as many important factors outside of player control as there are.
Locations and types of challenge rooms.
Type of final task chosen.
Opponent statistics at the end of the gathering phase.
Which enemies, chests, powerups, etc. decide to spawn where.
All of this is perfectly fine in a casual sense, but when determining if a challenge run is "possible"? Way too messy, way too fast.
@@ShadwSonic I suppose that makes sense.
I do think it would be an interesting test if nothing else.
Just use bowser: side smash is great, down smash gains height (and side smash if you grab an enemy), is heavy so you won't get launched as much. (Yes, I am a bowser main.)
I also have the game, so the challenge will be attempted.
I can't believe you found your own wrong warp. You are a legend.
I did something like this in shovel knight. I chose king of cards, because all other campaigns had mandatory midbosses to needlessly add to the killcount.
Well, it's possible. You can beat king of cards while only defeating the main bosses (being both specter knight fights, king pridemoor, the troupple king, king birder, the enchantress and the grand triumverat) and not killing a single other enemy (i did allow enemy suicides though). I have two notes about the run.
1. The bubble frog heirloom is 100% essential. Get it as soon as possible.
2. The troupple king is the hardest boss in the game. Most of his attacks use other troupples, which for the purposes of this run count as enemies. I had to get the armor that replenishes vigor when dealing damage as well as max health and vigor to win that fight (i used the bubble frog to stop king knight from spinning after his attacks to avoid accidentally killing a troupple, that's why all that vigor was needed).
“It was only half murder your honor!”
“I’m sorry, Johnny, but what you committed was a successful attempted murder. Guilty.”