My Worst Books of 2023 📚
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- A list of books I found to be among the worst books I ever read in 2023.
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‘I know there’s a lot of people that love this book, and that don’t love themselves’ when I say I HOWLED 😂😂😂😂😂 What would we do without Gavin eh? 😂
Had a terrible day, hearing you vent about terrible books will fix that 🥰
Hope you feel better soon 🫶🏼
Me too. Literally watched the vid for the same reason. 😅
alternative title: gavin becomes more and more animatedly full of rage with each bad book
The sweater might have been a poor financial decision, but it still looks great!
My worst read books of 2023: Cannery Row by John Steinbeck, Supermarket by Bobby Hall, Death Comes to Pemberley by PD James, and Blackout by Ragnar Jónasson
I haven’t read any on your list (and probably won’t now)
No big loss, unless you want to get into classic American literature (Steinbeck), an ambitious but plodding modern horror book (Hall), a murder mystery twist on Pride and Prejudice (James), or Icelandic noir (Jónasson) haha
Also, agreed on Halloween Party not being very good. I love Agatha Christie, but this was very much a later Christie that seemed like she was phoning it in. Would rather recommend The Hollow or Death Comes as the End!
I loved Death comes to Pemberly
The way I jumped up and down, clapping, when you mentioned Finlay Donovan! 🎉
The way you turned the video off as soon as I mentioned A Dowry of Blood, I’m sure 😂
@@GavinReadsItAll haha! I watched it. I just chose not to intake any of the information
Gavin, I love all of your videos equally, but your reviews, worst books, picking a part of things is so hilarious and invaluable. I love it!
This is ENTIRELY on me and my not-wholly accurate ears. All I can say is, thank God you weren't actually saying "dog romance" all those times .... I was wondering how on earth I'd missed that particular weird little sub-genre, and then my head clicked in to hearing you properly at speed, and I realized. Dark romance is so, so much better.
The subtitles said “dog” too and I was sooo confused
I heard that at first too 😂 I was concerned
Go off with Dowry of Blood! 👏🏻 I do not understand the hype with that one, I was so so BORED. 😂
LIV?!?!?!?! 😂😂 HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU
@@JanAgaton you just chose to ignore my opinion. 🤭😂 and I don’t blame you for it! Hahaha
I cannot wait for you to do an update library tour btw, the new set up looks amazing in the background!
I just stumbled across this video and you are hilarious and also basically in my head, I had all of the same feelings about the books you mentioned that I had read. I am a new fan of yours! Can’t wait to binge watch all of your other review videos ❤️🤗
Love your sweater! This year was an off year of reading for me as well. Here’s to a better year in 2024! 💛
Hoping 2024 is kind to both of us 🥂
Gavin, I just love listening to you when you verbally rip books/series/authors to shreds! :D Thank you for this very entertaining video, even though I do recognize that these books might have caused you physical pain - I hope your 2024 reading year will be better - but I am SO here for more of this as well ;-)
"i always get disappointed being a power bottom" is my motto for the new year
15:38 “I could’ve solved this book without even reading it.” 🤣🤣🤣
To be fair- this jumper looks amazing on you 🤷🏼♀️
And oh-my-god: I remember reading Vampire Diaries as a teenager and I was stuck in the middle of the book for like half a year because I was bored out of my mind reading it.
Your criticism of Dowry of Blood is so interesting!! It is one of my favorites, I rated it 5 stars and still think of it fondly. I’m doing a reread right now and it will still be 5 stars. I think what this is showing me is that we all process/interpret literature differently. Which I already know but this like made it click in my brain. Because when you say “it feels like one big summary” and we’re not there in the moment, I disagree staunchly because I feel as though I can pick out scenes that prove my point. However - it’s really interesting because it doesn’t mean you’re wrong and I’m right or vice versa, it just means we read the same thing and saw it differently - and could defend it our way too. I know it’s not a shocking revelation, but I am always curious to hear why people don’t like my favorites. I don’t agree with you but I’m certainly not butthurt, haha
I’m the same way, I love when people have differing opinions to mine, always makes things more interesting 😄
i feel the exact same way! the things that book made me feel... it was an incredible experience and i can't wait to re-read it. for me what makes the experience even more impressive is that i have aphantasia (so zero minds eye, nothing going on up there) so it takes a lot for the page to capture my interest since all i have to go on are words and feelings. this makes me pretty picky and particular about an authors writing style because i can't really use my imagination to fill in the blanks in the way that others might! but she did such a fantastic job at painting the scenery that i couldn't put the book down until i had read it cover to cover.
there are so many annotations, i could've highlighted entire pages! the use of religious imagery to describe how constanta viewed certain experiences in her life was the cherry on top of that cake.
Complaining about books is always a fun pastime😆. Great video!
Thank you, and I agree, very cathartic
one of the very few good things that happened with me is that i discovered this channel thank you for making videos when i take break i watch your videos especially book toast....🥰🥰🥰
Aw thanks so much, glad you’re here!
"Maybe God is Gossip Girl"--I am so here for this surprise theological commentary🤣🤣
Recognizing that special edition spine in the thumbnail, knowing it’s one of my favorite books this year, and crying inside 😭 (but I love hearing Gavin rant about books, even if I loved them lol )
My best thing of 2023 is being your patron. Best thing of 2024? To continue to be your patron. Yes I’m tipsy, but tipsy or sober, i will always say your brilliant!
Lol 😆 hehe nice 🙂
Nothing like a great rant! You are a witty person and so much fun! Thank you for all you do.😁
That sweater was not a mistake! It’s beautiful and it looks great on you!
Ah this was magical, although I read feel read to filth by Dowry of Blood (because its on my top of the year hhaha) I almost burnt my hand cooking because I burst out laughing at the Barney comment when you mentioned How to Sell A Haunted House
oh thank god!! i also didn't like A Dowry of Blood and thought i was going crazy with how much everyone loved it!!!
awesome video as always Gavin 💗✨🤞🏻
Okay your hair looks especially amazing in this video!? It’s got the perfect little swoop and volume 👏🏻👏🏻 looking good king 👑
Love you Gavin Happy New Year! 🎉
For another Agatha Christie book, I can’t recommend Witness for the Prosecution ENOUGH!!! There’s an absolutely amazing play of it on in London in a real courtroom and it’s just FANTASTIC 😍 no spoilers but you could read up until the natural break, make your guess, and then go see the play? Not even for a video if you don’t want, but I recommend to anyone who enjoys a good murder mystery ❤ was really affordable only £25 for my ticket too 😊
I look forward to this video every year!
Same, I love seeing everyone’s lists!
Oh, Gavin..your vids make my day ♥️♥️♥️
I'd forgotten "they come undone"..lolol..really enjoyed that video 😁
And I for one like your airport purchased sweater! 🤩
Sat down for my lunch break and saw you posted a video, couldn’t click on it fast enough! ☺️
I feel like we all owe Gavin for his sacrifice of not only reading these L.J. Smith books so we don't have to, but having the dedication to finish them. I salute you sir.
Without jokes however: great video and I hope your next readingyear is a better one.
Your videos always make me cackle! 🤣 Thanks for making my day! Also, I love your jumper. 🥰
There is zero actual incest in Cassandra Clare's books lmao. The entire point of telling Clary and Jace they were siblings was to psychologically abuse them. Also I'd wager she was much more inspired to do that by something like Star Wars than she was by LJ Smith.
Also I feel like it's fair to say LJ Smith got fired for bad writing lol, it's not like Alloy entertainment has ever aimed to provide quality writing, she got fired because she wasn't obedient enough for their liking.
"except God, maybe God is gossip girl" lmao 😭
BAHAHAHAHA! You never know how to sell a haunted house 🤣😹😂 😵 💀- You really are one of my favorite humans 😂
Hello from Atlanta. Just found your channel! Excited to see more content. I do like your sweater/jumper.
Welcome in, thank you so much for being here 😄
This is the first video of yours I've watched. You are very funny and I need to watch more of your stuff!
Happy holidays
Hope you had a good one!
“The only name I remember is the fuckin’ puppet” 😂 this made me crack up plus I can relate cuz I’m bad at remembering character names
Legit same, it’s hard to remember everyone
My cat is called Pumpkin and the only scary thing about him is the god awful smell of his litter box in a morning! So yeah, don’t think I’d find that puppet scary either 😂 xx
I read that last Gossip Girl book at the end of 2022, and it was so awful! Everybody was cheating on everybody, and all of them are just insufferable. And they’re stopping themselves from being happy.
Happy Holidays and here’s to a great 2024 reading arc!
Here’s to a great 2024 for both of us 🥂
@@GavinReadsItAll Thank you!
You always make me laugh sooo hard. Love you! Happy New Year! 🎉❤
Best thumbnail. I laugh again every time I scroll my subs this evening. Proceeds to take Vampire Diaries off my vampiric reading tbr.
“I came undone” sent me 🤣🤣
So crazy how vastly opinions of a book differ, because Finlay Donovan Jumps the gun is my favourite of the series so far! I loved the change of pace, i loved the lack of a love triangle, i loved the location change (the 2nd book was all over the place, and focused on the shitty ex who i could not care about one bit). It was great as an audiobook (paperback sold out everywhere when i wanted to read it)
😂 The sweater & drink just makes this whole video even better!
"They can all burn in hell!" 😂
Thank you so much for your honesty - SAVING me! 🤗
Your venting on Hendrix was PERFECT! 😂
Oh my gosh - next time I'll make sure I have a drink as well as I watch! 🍷
THANK YOU! I really didn't like A Dowry of Blood!!!
OMG...Shrek Smut????! 😶
I'm sending positive vibes your way for a much better 2024! 🥂
3:07 And I thought the TV show was unhinged
Your description of your reading year is exactly the same as mine
Sorry to hear that 😢 next year will be better for both of us
@@GavinReadsItAll hopefully!
I'm surprised that we don't see that sweater (jumper) more often, lol. 😂
My worst books of the year are:
From a Buick 8- Stephen King
Giovanni's Room- James Baldwin
Up Jumps the Devil by Michael Poore.
I had high hopes for the first 2, but they were highly disappointing. The last book had a brief passage that has to be the most disgusting paragraph I've ever read.
Haha I should wear it more 😂and I DNF’ed Giovanni’s Room this year but didn’t include it in my video, but I would have if I included DNFs
@@GavinReadsItAll It was a struggle for me to finish it. I wanted to diversify the authors and genres I read this year, and I had heard good things about Giovanni's Room. It just failed to keep to me intrigued.
@@GavinReadsItAll the fact that you didn't just DNF it, you left it in Paris 😂
i really love the way you say 'book' i've never heard anyone say it like that other than locally where i'm from, everyone else seems to say it differently to us
Not agatha christie being on the list 😩 I haven't read this one 😅 but you're torch joke was too funny
Hey Gavin i just saw and interesting looking book on kindle. Its a mystery ghost story i believe. Called Murder at Alcott Manner. Ive not read it. But it looks creepy and fun. Also midlife magical Madness is a first book in a series 😊. Highly recommend that. Even though im still on book 1 lol 😆
THAT LIGHTER NEAR THOSE PAGES. GAVIN. NO.
I thought A Dowry of Blood was okay (I think I gave it 3 stars) but couldn’t describe what was missing for me. You made a really good point about it being more of a summary.
Also looking in the mirror being more scary 😂 relatable
Loving the introduction 😅
You can claim to be a Grady Hendrix expert, he claimed you'd learn to sell a haunted house. 😅
Instant like for that thumbnail.
Double like for that sweater! Looks so good on you 😻
Cheers to a better reading year next year. 🥂
Ayyy I’ll drink to that 🥂
I felt exactly the same with Halloween Party. I am usually good at solving them but I honestly figured out who the murderer was as soon as the girl was found dead. Or actually before it happened. It was just baf
Same! I found it way too "of the time". None of those assumptions would have been made today... So none of those red herrings were actually red herrings. The only thing that made sense was what was alluded to in the beginning.
It’s so funny how I loved how to sell a haunted house bc I find dolls and puppets so creepy so for me just imagining the things the puppet did freaked me out lol.
The way I GASPED when you mentioned a dowry of blood
The jumper is cute! Well worth £400 😬😂 loved this video. Sadly I agree on Grady Hendrix - read them all and loved the first few. Siân
"Maybe God is gossip girl."
Imagining God as an omniscient preppy teenager running a gossip blog is one of the funniest mental images I've had in a while
THANK YOU OMG. So many people I know loved it and it was making me feel like I was crazy because I really disliked the book. I feel much the same about Grady Hendrix, in that HSAHH be the last book of his I’ll probably read 😢. Which sucks because I really loved MBFE and SBCGTSV… but his latest books have been misses for me.
😂 your rants never disappoint
A tiny part of me still wants you to read the Night World series even though it’s by LJ Smith 🌚
The section on How to Sell a Haunted House was fantastic I had to watch it twice🤣🤣
I haven't read a dowry of blood but I am going to try and read it this year... but I hate when i am told things rather than shown things 😭 so now i am not so hopeful.
I have this thing with crappy books....You will almost NEVER see a one or two star rating on my goodreads because I just can never make myself get through more than a few chapters of a book if it's stupid lol
Loved this! Made me laugh! I definitely don’t want to read any of these now. 😂
I completely agree with you about Does it Hurt by HD Carlton. It was definitely not my up of tea. If you're looking for a good dark romance author, try Serena Akeroyd. She has a few mafia series (Irish mob, Sicilian mafia, and Russian bratva) as well as MC series. She also has several stand alone books you could taste test.
Oooo thanks so much for the recommendation
Hysterical video. Really cheered me up ❤
The way I loved the first few vamp diaries books as a kid is oof. I remember hating how Klaus was barely a character.
Bad decision or not your jumper is now ICONIC! I'm here for the book slander! The Vampire Diaries is the biggest pile of crap I've ever read and there's no way I'd touch the secret circle with a ten foot pole. Thank you for your service ❤
2023 was bad on all fronts, but I'm glad I read some great great books this year. even if everything else failed at least I got to escape in some epic books.
Same here!
Also if you didn't get what you wanted out of 'How to Sell a Haunted House' there's a TV show called SurrealEstate about a bunch of realtors trying to sell haunted and cursed properties that may be more to your liking! I haven't seen it but the trailers look funny.
Truly did not know you can get fired from writing your own book lmao
Watching this to motivate me and console me as I try to reach Inbox Zero with all my emails (soo overwhelming and tedious omg)
You’ve got this 💪🏼
@@GavinReadsItAll ty 😭🩷
i love your videos Gav, keep up the good work🫶🫶 ps you should do a long video reading the good girls guide to murder books😈😈
I don't even remember the titles of a lot of the bad books I've read. Definitely had more misses and mediocre books than good ones
I finished the final book in the vampire diaries book series at the end of last year in 2024 it took me soooooo many years to actually finish up the vampire diaries books but they were so terrible man:/ I agree with everything you said about the books idk how I managed to finish them but I did lol 😂
Just found you because of this video and definitely subscribing. Love your sense of humor and gods damn, thank you for taking the beating through the L. J. Smith books so we didn't have to. 🤣
I attempted to read the vampire dairies during twilight mania when I was in middle school. I got until Elena became a vampire and just had to quit. I was so annoyed with those books I did not watch the show when it came out.
I read The Vampire Diaries when I was in my early teens, when there were only four books and I loved them. Then I reread them a couple of years ago and seriously questioned my childhood tastes, especially when it came to how much child me shipped Elena and Daemon. Adult me didn't think the books were very good and was glad that younger me never dated if I thought Elena and Damon should have been together.
Decent dark romance incoming: court of the vampire queen by katee robert
I started off the year shit too, Daisy Darker = 1 star 🙃
Also have you read Haunting of Adeline ? Maybe check it out for dark romance.
I haven’t! But thanks for the rec
Did you just say a 400 QUID jumper?
I DID, I THOUGHT IT WAS 10 QUID
@@GavinReadsItAllto be fair, the sweater looks amazing! Although, I would have paid decent money to see your face when they told you the price. lol
okay but I GOTTA SAY, i LOVED LJ Smith’s Night World series. It’s anthology so each book is different but they all intertwine and are supposed to culminate in one big finale book.
But the last book was published in 1998 and she kind of forgot this series existed so we haven’t gotten the final book. But I think it’s the only good thing she’s written & it was always her least popular. I also read them all when i was a teenager so maybe i have nostalgia for it but I just really liked the world building and there were stories that you think would be love stories but don’t end up that way in a really refreshing twist about self love. Idk it’s the only series i can read from her. im slightly glad she forgot about it cus id rather never get the finale than get one that’s ghost written or poorly written by her now.
I think it works because every story is a standalone with a clear ending so there wasn’t much of her just dragging along characters forever. one or two would make a cameo in the last few books but overall each book is a new story with new characters, mythology, and plot. (also i agree TVD and Secret Circle books are shit)
I don't know if it's the only worthwhile thing she's written, I remember loving the Night World series as a child, but nothing stuck with me like the Forbidden Game trilogy did. I'm not even sure if it's good outside of that very specific time in the 90s; it just lives in the back of my head for all of time. 😂
I absolutely agree that TVD and the Secret Circle are horrific crap though.
@@ErieMaxwell ahh see i haven’t read the forbidden game books so I can see that. Maybe her old stuff is the good stuff lol
I feel much better knowing one other person that really disliked A dowry of blood 😂 as I’ve only heard of how people loved it… agree with everything you say about it!
I loved Hallowe'en Party 😂 I gave it 4.5 stars
Haha total agreement on How to Sell a Haunted House 👏🏻👏🏻
I didn't like The Dowry of Blood either! It's guilty of the worst sin of all - lured me with promise of sexy vampires, but then struggled to commit to it in relevant scenes. Final chapter was just so awkward it hurt.
Very lukewarm experience, definitely expected more from such a hyped title.
Vampire diaries books shouldn’t be taken seriously lol. They’re mostly ridiculous😄 I’m re reading them now and having so much fun 😂
You always make my day better 😊
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I loved your rant Gavin, you made me cringe and chuckle😆
I’ve seen so much love for How To Sell a Haunted House and I DNF’d it over half way through. I’m so glad I’m not the only one who struggled with this one.
I’m glad we are on the same page with that one
i also disliked dowry of blood after going into it with such high hopes. not only bc i too disliked the narration style, but also because my philosphy for adaptations / derivatives (especially for things i love, like dracula) is that there's this anti-sweet spot when it comes to changes that just ruins it for me. if it changes very little, that's obviously great. but also if it changes a massive amount, it goes past annoying me and into me being able to appreciate a different take on the character / story. however if it changes too much to really be a faithful adaptation but not enough to be a fresh unique take, it just annoys me because it could have been a completely original work.
for dowry of blood, it changed so much about the original novel (not just bc the wives kill dracula, i knew that going it, but just changes to the established dracula lore) that i couldn't view it through the novel, but it didn't change enough that i could divorce it from the novel and enjoy it on its own. like it didn't feel like it had to be connected to dracula at all and that it was already so original that i would have enjoyed it more if it wasn't tied down by being a derivative work.
I LOVED A Dowry of Blood, haha. I don't care for 2nd person either but it didn't bother me in this one. Maybe the audio experience helped? However, I did have a vampire read end up as one of my worst, which is House of Hunger. I liked the concept but I thought the writing was unpleasant. Also Hallowe'en Party was one of my worst reads of the year, as well. It was kind of strangely written, imo. I didn't know that it was one of her last books and I was kind of worried that maybe she wasn't for me, but knowing that encourages me to keep trying more of her books.
The sweater is 🔥. And I feel validated about dowry of blood. Not my thing either. Great overview🎉
Thanks so much Michelle
Grady Hendrix always has *great* premises with terrible execution. I was so tempted about Haunted House but I'm not surprised it made this list and I'm not sorry I didn't. What's the opposite of an autobuy author? 😅