"And in the moment my ex-wife claimed I was a demon and ran after me with the Old Testament and a gun, I had the hardest stiffy I ever had in my life."
Okay but I’ve noticed in ALL on Jared’s videos how he tries to see all sides of something and honestly I find that so sweet and rare in a person. Jared and Austin are truly amazing and funny people. ❤️❤️
This is probably oneof the funniest videos you guys have done. My face hurts from laughing. Also, Jared, thumbs up for Angry Orchard. I love that stuff. Their Cinnful Apple is awesome.
you guys are the best it's always Dickey saying something funny and Dines dying for 30 seconds. I'm always dying when watching these. Thank you for being so awesome!!!!!!
Caulrophelia I thought wasn't interesting to me until the part where Austin was just like *_"EVERYTHING'S FLACID DOWN HERE"_* and then I broke my desktop by slamming my fist down on it too hard.
This show has no consistency.. every video is random and you never know what to expect for the next video. No script, no schedule (that I know of), just two dudes making videos with no jump. They just go with da flow mon. I love it lol. BTW. When I was younger I wanted to be a Clown for the longest time lol
I must say, dicky seems to me as an artist or something. I know what he does is silly but also very creative and funny. All those impressions he does as well.
There is a lot of voraphilia on Deviantart, and sometimes digestion is not involved, like the predator has the weird power to stop digestion from happening and therefore keeping the prey alive.
I forgive you ;) haha we just wanted to show that we are apart of this community too and wanted to give our opinion on the matter. Those types of videos will be very few from the comedy!! Thank you for coming back!
Yall should get Angry Orchord or some other alcoholic beverage to pay y'all to be in yalls videos. I don't think I've noticed product placement in TH-cam videos yet.
My fetish is watching two metal heads talk about fetishes.
These two are considered metalheads!??
THOTH I hope that ur just joking. Otherwise I'm guessing u haven't heard of them before
BradK1185 hell yes
THOTH the fuck dude?
Was it good?
everything's flaccid down here ...
I had to clean my desk after that (spat Coke everywhere). 😂
except for me......COME HERE CLOWN!!!
I literally can’t stop rewatching it
If only laughing could give you abs 😂😂
it can
+JoshLikeCrazy what? lol
PREACH
Well maybe laughing can't but screwing a balloon will
deathking 4119 I hope so 👀
Letting he/she dress up as the pope and chase you around the house with a holy bible and a cup of holy water
so Ghost?
"And in the moment my ex-wife claimed I was a demon and ran after me with the Old Testament and a gun, I had the hardest stiffy I ever had in my life."
I cried
HELL FUCKIN YEAH FINNALY SOMETHING I CAN LIKE
Every time I watch these videos I just laugh my ass off from start to finish... ;)
Fetish
Fetish
Fetish
Fetish
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Okay but I’ve noticed in ALL on Jared’s videos how he tries to see all sides of something and honestly I find that so sweet and rare in a person. Jared and Austin are truly amazing and funny people. ❤️❤️
"where does jared leto end and my erection begin" -Austin Dickey
where's the pingu fetish? "Noot Noot!" *bust*
michael clancy NOOT NOOT
Finna bust a *noot*
The fuck?
Lost my shit when Austin did the IT impression. So done for today.
The Finding Dory part fucking killed me XD
This is probably oneof the funniest videos you guys have done. My face hurts from laughing. Also, Jared, thumbs up for Angry Orchard. I love that stuff. Their Cinnful Apple is awesome.
Watching and commenting on guitar related videos on TH-cam gets me off.
Propane and propane accessories get me off
+Legend Dank HAHHAHA you win!!! Hahahaha hahahaha
hi hank
Bwaaaaahhhh!
I literally see you fucking everywhere
literally every dickeydines video kills me from me laughing so much. 😂😂😂😂😂
I have a fetish for smashing the like button under The DickeyDines Show videos... Am I weird?
Fukkn freak
I have it for pressing the subscribe button for Dickey Dines over and over again, too bad you can only sub once.
What are you fuckin gay?
I think it's ok for them as long as the quantity of clicks to the like button is an odd number
yes
"they all are flaccid down here". this one fucking killed me xD
We need a compilation of Austin making Jared laugh.
That'd be a 10 hour video
@@viscountrainbows6452 yess
you guys are the best it's always Dickey saying something funny and Dines dying for 30 seconds. I'm always dying when watching these. Thank you for being so awesome!!!!!!
The bug fetish thing made me think about that character in Naruto who has bugs living inside his body...fell off my chair then XD
I think the only clown men find attractive is Harley Quinn XD
@@russellgainsford736 because she's harley fucking quinn
I literally laughed my ass off on the clown bit. OMG😂😂😂😂
so im guessing macrophiliacs get turned on by Attack On Titan
I do
Yeh
that bit with the pennywise in the corner with a sad face saying "want a balloon?..........everythings flaccid down here...." cracked me the fuck up!!
“Everything’s flaccid down here”
I absolutely love Austin’s one liners
That laugh at 2:29 😂
"What kind of insects?"
Fukkin sexy insects
My fetish is getting caught stealing someones meme
Monster
William Wessling Mines stealing someone’s first place in Mario Kart via blue shell. *A H*
Pennywise: You'll be flacid too!
i really like blades the feling of the cold metal and the gothic look also that it could harm me thats also pretty exsighting
sam Baum glad I'm not the only one
The baked beans and Austin's laugh, I'm dead😂😂😂😂
you should make a Game Grumps type lets-play
this
The furry in the middle is hard lmfao
The underlying 'Islands Music' track, is what did it for Me! 😂😂!🤘
Austin is hilarious
"cover me in your huge fat rolls"- austin dickey
Caulrophelia I thought wasn't interesting to me until the part where Austin was just like *_"EVERYTHING'S FLACID DOWN HERE"_* and then I broke my desktop by slamming my fist down on it too hard.
2:03 austin became the fuckin Nagasaki bomb
you guys always have me laughing. thank you.
These videos make me laugh harder than I've laughed in months.
I love how they always manage to run into the furry fandom in one way or another.
next video you should do all of those at once lol
"Everything's flacid down here" 😂
-Austin Dickey
7:25 Best bit of the whole year.
7:17 I have TEARS 😂😂😂😂😂
love this channel ta bits!!!!! what a blast - keep up the good work lads. From downunder Australia. PS more cooking!!!!!!
3:12 best Dicky moment 2016
Austin is just hillarious! :D
Guys can you stop being so funny please I'm trying to paint and holding the brush steadily is very difficult while laughing. 😂
a new meaning for punching the clown lol
This show has no consistency.. every video is random and you never know what to expect for the next video. No script, no schedule (that I know of), just two dudes making videos with no jump. They just go with da flow mon. I love it lol.
BTW. When I was younger I wanted to be a Clown for the longest time lol
*No jump cuts. And you two aren't whiney crybaby pansies (like Onision)
Wandal
Lol at first it looked like you were complaining.
I lost my shit at "everything's flaccid down here" LMAO I'm fuckin dead
That shade towards Bryan Stars 😂😂
Can you imagine being like,”bro, why are you playing with the door?..WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”😂😂
Wow, makes me feel normal about being into spanking/bdsm
"They're all flacid down here"
except for me.....COME HERE CLOWN!!!
Good Mythical DickeyDines Morning
CLOWNS
LMAO Im wHEEZING NOT THE CLOWNS
Death by snoo snoo 😂. One of my favorite episodes of Futurama really miss that show it was always hilarious
Yes man, wearing a 'The last ten seconds of life' shirt!
Before there was w.a.p there was w.a.m, the only difference is the baked beans.
Love the Poe shirt.
i can't stop laughing. Where do you find these things?
My fetish is guns being fired and modern artillery firing
Glad to see Austin hasn't died yet from living in a shopping cart
I'd call people with Dendrophilia "tree humpers" instead of "tree huggers" lol.
7:16 STAHP YOURE KILLING ME XD
I'm surprised that some of these would not make Austin think twice about doing Dining with Dickey again. He already has enough nightmares...
...plus wasn't that show name practically a fetish unto itself?
I already miss Dining With Dickey. But really it should just be called Dickey Dines.
I am the exact opisite with balloons I FEAR THEM POPING its loud and startling!!! you don't know when to expect it!!! ITS AS BAD AS A JUMPSCARE!!!!
OmegaUltimateBurning TimespaceOverlordOfHyperdust
Me too! I thought i was the only one!
I couldn’t stop laughing, this is priceless. 😂
I'm sure Deftones's singer has a knife play fetish. Have you heard knife prty?
I died at the finding dory balloon bit
Jared and I have the same phobia...CLOWNS...
Voraphilia=Eaten(Bloodbath)
Just imagine knowing your kid has the balloon thing and in the middle of the night you just hear balloons pop
You guys need to make a Game Grumps-style gaming channel. That shit would be hilarious.
I love how they put some examples of the fetishes in the thumbnail. You know, the feet, the beans, the balloons, the fat lesbians
seen a lady on "My Strange Addiction" that got off on a rollercoaster...haha i had to shut it off
I kept playing austin saying candy custered to see if i would stop laughing but i never did
This is so hard to not laugh at while in class
A whole new meaning to "COCKroach" haha
8:20 Brooklyn nine nine reference, boyle always says the most romantic thing you can do is rub shampoo in your partners hair
Jared. I feel like you and Austin should open a Sarahah just so you can see your anonymous lovers confessing their obsession with you lmao
i'd confess my obsession without being anonymous
my fettishes are hands feet and hair. i like the feel of hair, but i can't explain the hands and feet.
I also like the hands
"dry sandpaper" JFC Austin XD
Jared was that you the shampoo bottle?
I must say, dicky seems to me as an artist or something. I know what he does is silly but also very creative and funny. All those impressions he does as well.
At 2:00 I didn’t stop laughing from that point on 😂
I feel personally attacked
There is a lot of voraphilia on Deviantart, and sometimes digestion is not involved, like the predator has the weird power to stop digestion from happening and therefore keeping the prey alive.
you crease me Austin man haha!
Voraphilia sounds kinda like the chapter in American Gods with Sheba and that whole dedication thing.
I have a toaster fetish , painful , yet soothing
I got the same hat as Austin
I believe I have "DickeyDines-aphillia"!!
New JOI unlocked:
Jerk Off Insects
Sorry about my comment on the last video, this has fully restored my faith in you guys \m/
I forgive you ;) haha we just wanted to show that we are apart of this community too and wanted to give our opinion on the matter. Those types of videos will be very few from the comedy!! Thank you for coming back!
About the digested one being unrealistic I got one word for you. Anaconda lol
I have the inflation fetish... * silently cries *
This might be the funniest video you guys have ever made 😂
6:47 . . . . When do you supply yourself, theft on free balloon day????
Yall should get Angry Orchord or some other alcoholic beverage to pay y'all to be in yalls videos. I don't think I've noticed product placement in TH-cam videos yet.