1:57 "You guys are fucking weird" he says... While putting on elastics on his arm wearing a "sock glove" and with a Christmas tree decorations hanging on his left ear plug.
i fucking love how when Jared starts to fall, Austin pauses and looks at Jared falling but doesnt fucking help him. just watches him SLOOOOOOWLY fall and then continues his rant about soggy cereal
You should make a segment and call it “Breaking Jared” where you try find the weirdest shit on the Internet and have Austin react to it as Jared dies of laughter
I don’t mean any disrespect to rett and link but Jared and Dickey are by far wayyyy more comical than good mythical morning. These two are a super hero goddamn duo .
I find it funny how Austin went on a huge rant on how people eat soggy cereal, the skin of kiwi's, and Oreos with salsa, and completely ignored the time when he made a quesadilla with dick shaped pasta, sushi, and tamale's in it. Or the time when he made a goose fat and mayo pizza. Or really anything he's ever cooked on this channel.
just watched this for the first time today and LMAO!..this is why Im happy there is a internet and people do what they wanna do and never bend or change. .you made someone laugh first thing in the morning and it didn't cost me anything..we need more of this in a world full of shit
I drink a can of rockstar go to sleep for 2 hours and wake up energized. Its like like sleeping like a healthy human except for the 21 hours of being awake
I actually cried with laughter while watching this. I'm so glad I watched this with earphones in though haha. On the subject of soggy cereal though, I know a lot of people who like soggy cereal. I remember one time when I was staying with a friend I saw her housemate pour more milk than cereal into his bowl and then leave it sit for ages till it was practically mush. Bleugh. I personally can't stand soggy cereal, even just seeing it makes me feel sick so I have to eat it with barely any milk and eat it super fast so it's still crispy.
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1:57 "You guys are fucking weird" he says... While putting on elastics on his arm wearing a "sock glove" and with a Christmas tree decorations hanging on his left ear plug.
That's still less weird than eating kiwi skin.
+Dickeyfighter7861 Hahaha okay okay if you say so xDDD
+Dickeyfighter7861 i m allergic to Kiwi :(
+The Defenestrator Kiwis aren't that good anyway :p
+derrio6871 i once tried, that's why I know I am allergic.. Taste wasn't Bad, almost suffocating was
this channel consist of austin saying hilarious shit and jared loosing his mind at what he says lmao
basically
Jared's laugh makes it more funnywell more than it already is
Jared is literally me
He went the fuck over
Austin is hilarious though
I love how jareds having a seizure amd Austin doesn't stop to check on him, he just keeps ranting
i fucking love how when Jared starts to fall, Austin pauses and looks at Jared falling but doesnt fucking help him. just watches him SLOOOOOOWLY fall and then continues his rant about soggy cereal
They should create another series where Austin pranks Jared and call it "Dicking with Dines"
Yes
dining with dicks
+Killer Clown lol
Yes
Dickey’s Drinks and Jared’s Dines.
My god, Jared's laugh is so funny
Thomas Duncan His laugh has stages. Lol.
Until you hear him cackling in the dark. Then you fucking run
I like how they were totally tame with public masturbation but Austin lost it at soggy cereal
if Jared would be on the tonight show, he and Jimmy Fallon would do nothing but laugh their asses of non-stop
Huh
@@senza4591 dude I have no idea what I meant back then. Surely I had a thought behind it but I don't know anymore
Michiel van Steenhoven ayeee he’s back
@@michielvansteenhoven7255 yeah idk what ur were on about lol
Jimmy Fallon is known to laugh at all his guests jokes as if they are the funniest thing ever, so I assume you were making that comparison.
I feel like we all need to laugh as hard as Jared on a daily basis to live a proper life
Jared got owned with that testicle joke though. Lol
Jared losing his shit is so amazing I cant stop crying
This video lacked original content but was 100% pure personality and with these two, I'm okay with that
6:23 laughs and falls out of chair
Dines and dicky taking shit about me, life complete
It's all out of love! No actual disrespect intended haha
+Dickeyfighter7861 all good mate, I knew you were joking around, I still laughed my arse off at it
you are a fucking weirdo, I hope you are married, please tell me you are married, you like feet don't you
Lmao
+SoDamnBored I like feet
I'm glad this channel exists!
gEEEtar Potato without it, I would die, my life would be nothing
6:21 jared's offline
i feel ya
hail lord dickey
it is at the moment of 6:23 that Jared knew he was going to die of laughter
I like how when Jared was falling Austin just looked at him, and went on with his rant
Lost it on "roast beef looks like pussy!"
You should make a segment and call it “Breaking Jared” where you try find the weirdest shit on the Internet and have Austin react to it as Jared dies of laughter
Why is this not on TV? WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS ?
Because tv sucks
to a new zealander eating a kiwi skin means something else all together
What, as in eating the animal, or eating a rugby league player? Or is that second one called eating pussy (geddit?)
they are called warriors but currently are lol
all new zealanders are referred to as kiwis
+Richard Perkins. I was just saying that cause the league jersey actually has a kiwi on it.
oh right i dont watch league anyway so i didnt know
Dickey seems like such a funny bastard and fun to hang out with
Austin looks like the bully from Paranorman XD
They went over this in one of jareds videos and it was amazing
+Metal Snowman which vid?
Horse Vocals I believe
Jared literally rofl
Dickey is the supreme overlord.
Holy shit dude, you should do stand-up.
You guys need to do Reddit 50 / 50
I've always wanted someone to decorate their ears the way Austin has
I love how Austin is super funny and Jared laughs at everything so they’re a perfect channel😂😂
Next dining with Dickey dish...Salsa and Cream oreos in soggy cereal.
Jared's laugh is so fucking contagious combined with Austins amazing comments, this is gold!
I lost it when he said the roast beef thing
that roast beef thing has me in tears every time
13 minutes of Jared pissing himself, this is the greatest part of the internet
6:20 Jared exe. has stopped working
I don’t mean any disrespect to rett and link but Jared and Dickey are by far wayyyy more comical than good mythical morning. These two are a super hero goddamn duo .
I just woke my wholy family up laughing at "roast beef looks like pussy" xD
The best part is when Jared falls on the floor and yells and laughs(possibly crying)
Jared's laugh makes the whole community go round.
But Austin's comments are truly the bell of the fucking ball! :D
The way Jared slide took the chair and giggled was way to good 😂
Jared is one of the few people that can say ROFL and actually mean it.
This is the ONLY youtube channel that generally makes me laugh so FUCKING much.
HE FELL OFF THE CHAIR OMG I'M SO DEAD
Man these guys losing their s**t over soggy cereal made my night.
austin is one of the funniest people on the planet can i be friends with him lol
100% everybody was Jared falling out of the chair at 6:23 when Austin was going on that rant of complete anger and rage
Jared falling off his chair laughing makes me unreasonably happy.
"Do you want some roast beef?" OH, roast beef looks like pussy dude!" I died of laughter after that.
Jared's laugh is the best! I usually laugh at him laughing :D Make a mashup of that!
And soggy cereal's the best!
Jareds laugh and Austuns jokes give me life 😂😂😂
I'm glad I stumbled across this channel.
Jared.exe has stopped working* lmao
I don't know what's more funny this guys ranting so hard about the comments or Jared dying of laughter
Please, more! This is almost like waiting for SNL to come back on. Week later, you upload.
Jared’s laugh is the BEST
Seeing jared fall onto the floor laughing never fails to make me laugh my ass off.
WHEN JARED FELL OVER I LOST MY SHIT
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
Honestly, Jared laughing is the best thing ever!!!
Jared's laughter might as well be Joker's
95% of this channel is Jared dying on the floor while Austin rants about something ridiculous.
Watching this at work and the cereal rant got me. Holy shit I was in tears, starting grunt and everything and almost fell of my chair. Epic! and lmao
I find it funny how Austin went on a huge rant on how people eat soggy cereal, the skin of kiwi's, and Oreos with salsa, and completely ignored the time when he made a quesadilla with dick shaped pasta, sushi, and tamale's in it. Or the time when he made a goose fat and mayo pizza. Or really anything he's ever cooked on this channel.
austin, the fricken arby's thing literaly had me dying just like jared. i replayed the whole blue balls scene like 20 times. 😂😂😂😂
I DIE during every one of these videos. omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
dude just the thought of hanging out with jared and austin would just be chill asffffffff
I literally had tears running down my face after the roast beef joke :)) you've earned a sub
Balázs Veress just watched it as I saw this comment and I am crying with laughter
I love how much jared laughs around austin aw
I need a gif of Jared falling from the chair!! :'D
Love how Jared laughs and dies at everything Austin says. I swear this is me and my best friends relationship 😂😂 I love you guys
Austin is getting pretty serious about people's eating habits
"Roast beef looks like pussy."
-Austin Dickey, 2016
Jared laughing is the best thing! 😂😂😂
just watched this for the first time today and LMAO!..this is why Im happy there is a internet and people do what they wanna do and never bend or change. .you made someone laugh first thing in the morning and it didn't cost me anything..we need more of this in a world full of shit
Dude Jared's laugh makes me laugh harder than half the shit he's laughing at.
Austin is straight up comedy. I feel like you guys would be the chillest dudes to hang with. Cheers from over here, boys!
Jared is kinda stoned in lately videos
Austin: Gets triggered by soggy cereal
Jared: FUCKING DIES
the soggy cereal rant
Jared's laughter
Austin's Snappy Comebacks
= Best TH-cam channel ever.
1:32 I read "bum" as "burn" in the thumbnail
I completely lost it when Jared fell off the chair omfg
Did Dickey just discover Leafy or something? The 'KMS' vibe is too damn high.
Jared's laughter is contagious
Austin i really like your hat. Where did you get it from
Spencer's!! Thank you!
yo thanks for replying
+Dickeyfighter7861 haha nice name dude
Sometimes I look at Jared's arm and think "oh he got a new tattoo" but then realize it's just his arm hair.
I cant stop laughing at 9:33
"why don't you eat food like a normal person," says Dickey as he makes nuclear waste on camera and eats it with Jared.
.... Looks like im gonna mail Jared some kiwis
"I wish I could text my grandparents" *jared trying not to laugh*
thanks I will never think of Arby's the same way ever again haha
Same
I just love how sincerely happy you guys look in these videos!
I drink a can of rockstar go to sleep for 2 hours and wake up energized. Its like like sleeping like a healthy human except for the 21 hours of being awake
I have to say it, Austin is the reason this show is fucking hilarious
6:18-7:00 That moment when you just lose it.
Jared falling out of the chair from laughter has me sent 💀😂
The Arby's thing, my god.
I actually cried with laughter while watching this. I'm so glad I watched this with earphones in though haha.
On the subject of soggy cereal though, I know a lot of people who like soggy cereal. I remember one time when I was staying with a friend I saw her housemate pour more milk than cereal into his bowl and then leave it sit for ages till it was practically mush. Bleugh. I personally can't stand soggy cereal, even just seeing it makes me feel sick so I have to eat it with barely any milk and eat it super fast so it's still crispy.
Cats are emotionless my ass....
This is still my favorite DickeyDines video 🤣
Jared is dead after this episode I swear 😂