HISHE I Have a Son/Daughter/Grandson Compilation

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  • DARTH VADER'S A FATHER!!!

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  • @tacodog767
    @tacodog767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2192

    The day I am told the news my wife is pregnant, I'm going to run around just like Anakin.

    • @charlizard3011
      @charlizard3011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Fluffy Eclipse
      Only a sith deals in absolutes...

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@charlizard3011 "Only a sith deals in absolutes..."
      Only a sith deals in absolutes...

    • @zayannnn8320
      @zayannnn8320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @beatricesanfilippo6925
      @beatricesanfilippo6925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well i hope that Rian at the end of Dark Crystal Age of Resistance season two will be happy when He find out about Deet is pregnant with Jen 😍

    • @lucasmoore1169
      @lucasmoore1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same dude

  • @WarriorMondenkind
    @WarriorMondenkind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2265

    This joke will never get old.

    • @1964corvan
      @1964corvan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      .........bewbs.............and ''stare music'' wants to have a word with you!

    • @Zoroark_Master
      @Zoroark_Master 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ghost Anakin to the emperor in episode 9: wait, you had a son and a granddaughter. but you never told me, we need to tell everyone.

    • @rodrigroudon1872
      @rodrigroudon1872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love this

    • @annnnnnnn394
      @annnnnnnn394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because I’m Batman

    • @darla4528
      @darla4528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just like the "Because I'm Batman"

  • @csengexkatona3974
    @csengexkatona3974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    I know "I have a family!" was supposed to be a joke but it really warmed my heart.

    • @Mikael_Ore
      @Mikael_Ore ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What could have been...

    • @hajimenagumo2199
      @hajimenagumo2199 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@Mikael Ore the worst part is he constantly had dreams of being with padme and his son after he killed Palpatine, to wake up and realize he's still darth vader.

    • @Mikael_Ore
      @Mikael_Ore ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hajimenagumo2199 why you gotta hurt me like that brother...

  • @skyskynomnom4674
    @skyskynomnom4674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1650

    I’m so happy this compilation exists. I was literally craving some Darth Vader “I have a son” moments and couldn’t remember which other HISHEs he popped up in. This saved me like thirty minutes. Thank you.

    • @rodrigroudon1872
      @rodrigroudon1872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skye Strawbridge I love these

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

    • @susanwolf7738
      @susanwolf7738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      now go. live in peace. 30 minutes of your life have now been restored to you. godspeed brother 🙏 ✌✌✌

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lets blow up a planet for the Reveal
      - Palpatine

  • @imapseudonym6198
    @imapseudonym6198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    I always kind of enjoyed the portrayal of Anakin freaking out and becoming ecstatic about having kids. It makes a certain amount of sense, really; he was deeply attached to his mother and to Padme, and it was always kind of shown that what Anakin really craved beyond all else were family bonds. The thought of him being overjoyed to finally have a family of his very own just kind of figures.

    • @firewolf950tfwgaming7
      @firewolf950tfwgaming7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I’m amazed you could justify what is suppose to be a running gag is purely amazing.

    • @imapseudonym6198
      @imapseudonym6198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@firewolf950tfwgaming7 I can enjoy a thing on more than one level.

    • @jamescheddar4896
      @jamescheddar4896 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You can tell if you watch Return of the Jedi closely. "It's too late for me son". Vader wanted Luke to kill him and then kill the emperor. The emperor is a megalomaniac who thinks he's one with the dark side so he thinks luke killing him would be ultimate victory.

    • @TKG785
      @TKG785 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@imapseudonym6198 I feel the same. Both your analysis and enjoying this on a deeper level.

  • @u.g.3298
    @u.g.3298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    "Is that... my GRANDFATHER!?"
    *excited* "HI BEN!"
    *more excited* "GRANDFATHER!"
    And the hands! Those hands!! So cute!

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It should be in the movie,Ben'redemption would make more sense

    • @Manowar458
      @Manowar458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SPOILER ALERT! rens grandpa is palpatine

  • @KRISIS1451
    @KRISIS1451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant.
    Husband: ....!
    Wife: ....Why do I hear violin music?

    • @contentlobby3824
      @contentlobby3824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That’ll be me

    • @WinstontheClown
      @WinstontheClown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I'M GONNA BE A FATHER I GOTTA TELL THE WORLD

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Where can I find the violin music?

    • @IHopegood
      @IHopegood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I need the name of the violin music for the long awaited date where I can do this!

  • @nikolai60
    @nikolai60 6 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    Cutting off at "hey wait a second" makes that scene so much funnier!

    • @u.g.3298
      @u.g.3298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Better is the next part, when Vader obliterates Palpatine for lying to him about his wife.

    • @FlashakaViolet
      @FlashakaViolet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      THIS

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Seeing Anakin so happy to have a family is genuinely heartwarming. And it gives me another reason to hate the Jedi Order's rules in the prequels

    • @penitamani6794
      @penitamani6794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about plo koon

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +@@penitamani6794 Well, I guess what I really meant was the rule of the Jedi Order forbbiding Jedi to marry. I actually don't know anything about Plo Koon, so I can't hate him specifically
      I really need to remember to specify

  • @Jmcelwain17
    @Jmcelwain17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    The funny thing is this isn't too far from how vader reacted when he realized luke was his son

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      On the inside

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@memecliparchives2254 “I have a son, lightspeeeeeeed.” 😆 That always gets me.

    • @drossophyl
      @drossophyl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He really freak out, but in a bad way. His anger was higher, started to relive Anakin's memories and almost destroys the windows of the star destroyer where he was.

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    My favorite Hishe running gag besides "I'm Batman" 😂

    • @TbYolo
      @TbYolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah that’s the best Gag

    • @oresti9271
      @oresti9271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's the best lol 😂

    • @cid76
      @cid76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      especially the ant man version

    • @starscreamsniper926
      @starscreamsniper926 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

    • @MarkoDash
      @MarkoDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      maybe the two shall cross, whenever they decide to do anything with damian wayne

  • @ozziecomedian1786
    @ozziecomedian1786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Rise of Skywalker HISHE prediction:
    Anakin: I HAVE A HALF NEICE????!!!!!

    • @HenryLouis21
      @HenryLouis21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      First of all, they are not related.

    • @ozziecomedian1786
      @ozziecomedian1786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Henry Louis They used to. This comment was made before that one comic was confirmed not canon

    • @audikittycat
      @audikittycat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ozziecomedian1786 which comic was it?

    • @pennywise6606
      @pennywise6606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@audikittycat I think they are talking about issue 25 of the Darth Vader.

    • @audikittycat
      @audikittycat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pennywise6606 okay, thanks!

  • @jerwwilliams
    @jerwwilliams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Found out today that my wife is pregnant. First thing I did was look this up 🤣

    • @thesweyy5999
      @thesweyy5999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You're going to be a FATHER!?

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You have to tell everyone!!!

    • @starscreamsniper926
      @starscreamsniper926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cool

    • @starscreamsniper926
      @starscreamsniper926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You should do it in a Vader like Excitement

    • @merymcsusa
      @merymcsusa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      YOU'RE GOING TO BE A FATHER!!! (congrats!!)

  • @VacadoRay
    @VacadoRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    When I become a dad I will play this video to my wife

  • @VacadoRay
    @VacadoRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    4:30 that face of pure joy

    • @AWESOMENISH
      @AWESOMENISH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lordofice 18 Also check out Obi-Wan go rom happy to annoyed as soon as that face comes in

    • @crystalmoonlgdc
      @crystalmoonlgdc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Oh not this again Anakin. Every. Time."

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      1:12

  • @kaeland38
    @kaeland38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I love how in the movies, Vader finding out he has a son slowly turns him back to Anakin Skywalker over the course of two movies, but in this it happens immediately 😂

  • @joshsavage007
    @joshsavage007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    As soon as I saw Anakin’s face light up when Padmé said that she was pregnant, I was already bursting out laughing.

  • @razena1732
    @razena1732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I won't lie. Everytime I hear "I HAVE A FAMILY!", I kind of tear up a little... :')
    In fact, this entire compilation just makes me feel all gooey inside XD

  • @cristiancamilovaldiviesopo6717
    @cristiancamilovaldiviesopo6717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    More like Dad Vader haha am i right people? Right?

    • @rikmetz4720
      @rikmetz4720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Vader is Dutch for father. so it would be dad father or Darth father.

    • @AlMcpherson79
      @AlMcpherson79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ''darth'' jokes are the best ;)

    • @lordnul1708
      @lordnul1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rikmetz4720 yeah, safe to say dutch viewers probably had Vader's identity spoiled through the sheer etymology alone.

    • @thatonemedianerd9426
      @thatonemedianerd9426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -_-.....Nice 👍

    • @tylerhammer4561
      @tylerhammer4561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOU HAVE A SON!!!!!! lmao

  • @Jon_from_LI
    @Jon_from_LI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Mystique, do you have a son?"
    - said right in front of Nightcrawler.

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “I have a son, lightspeeeeeeed.” 😆 That always gets me.

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Mystique* uh.....

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know right. LOL!

  • @blakejefferson9275
    @blakejefferson9275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Revenge of the Sith - I'M GONNA BE A FATHER
    Empire Strikes Back - I HAVE A SON
    Return of the Jedi - I HAVE A DAUGHTER TOO
    The Force Awakens - I HAVE A GRANDSON TOO
    The Last Jedi - YOU'RE A GRANDFATHER TOO
    The Rise of Skywalker - YOU HAVE A GRANDAUGHTER

    • @jeremiahdansereau2950
      @jeremiahdansereau2950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      X-Men Apocalypse: YOU HAVE A SON!

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s great that not only is he happy to have a family, but he’s happy when he learns one of his friends have a new family.

    • @eshswam
      @eshswam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gotg vol 2- YOU HAVE A SON!?

    • @multiplefan682
      @multiplefan682 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Star Wars Episode XX: “I HAVE A GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER!”

  • @randomuser3472
    @randomuser3472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Palpatine: My granddaughter is so powerful!
    Anakin: Ooooooo YOU HAVE A GRANDDAUGHTER?!
    Palpatine: Oh no, you stop that!
    Anakin: THIS IS SO EXCITING!!
    Anakin: WE’VE GOT TO TELL EVERYBODY! Hey SITH SPIRITS-
    Palpatine: Ignore him!
    Anakin: HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?, PALP IS A GRANDPAPPY!
    Ashoka: Palpatine got busy?
    Obi Wan: I don’t want to think about it.
    -How Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker should have ended

    • @0mathgaming
      @0mathgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Anakin's parental excitement never gets old.

    • @Valken985
      @Valken985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Palpatine: "ENOUGH!!"

    • @randomuser3472
      @randomuser3472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lost their touch someone has! hmhmhm

    • @Reaping_Matster
      @Reaping_Matster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alright Jedi huddle

    • @sonicinfinity1871
      @sonicinfinity1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We’ll take him together, one epic beat down.

  • @justincrowley8787
    @justincrowley8787 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Because if I was a father, I'd be very excited about it.
    I love that line. Right up there with Anakin's gasp of unyielding joy when Padme tells him.

  • @juanma250297
    @juanma250297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    4:16 Rey being a Kenobi makes a lot of sense canonically, Satine has a “nephew” called Korkie that looks suspiciously like Obi Wan, I think that he was actually Obi Wan’s son and he should’ve been Rey’s father, but NOOO, they screwed everything up by making her a Palpatine
    Edit: apparently the only known relative that Satine has is Bo Katan and she is not Korkie’s mother, so that would make even more sense now

    • @beatricesanfilippo6925
      @beatricesanfilippo6925 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forget about this fucking theory because Obi Is still virgin and Luke too

    • @zootopiajn
      @zootopiajn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      actually her being a palpatine was okay they just mess up the whole sequel script .

    • @jessicakellytindal1671
      @jessicakellytindal1671 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Rey being a descendant of Palpatine makes no sense, but unless his descendants were incestuous, she didn’t only descend from Palpatine. She could have descended from both Kenobi and Palpatine. It’s a little far fetched, but still possible. Also, I heard Korkie was supposed to be Obi Wan’s kid, but George Lucas said no because Obi Wan was supposed to be the perfect representation of a Jedi and having a secret child went against his character.

  • @yamaslushy9461
    @yamaslushy9461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    *''I have a great grandson!?''*
    *[One day coming to a theater near you.]*

  • @starforcenetwork
    @starforcenetwork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Looking at this, it would have made more sense if Rey was actually Obi-Wan’s granddaughter. I just can’t see Palpatine wanting an offspring.

    • @vicentserrano9268
      @vicentserrano9268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah. Well blame Disney and Kathleen Kennedy.

    • @adityasundaram3602
      @adityasundaram3602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dew it

    • @youraveragedaycosplayer553
      @youraveragedaycosplayer553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      In my opinion I can see him wanting one for personal gain and not to love them or anything

    • @immortalfrieza
      @immortalfrieza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It would have made infinitely more sense had Rey simply been the offspring of nobody important like TLJ had established.

    • @juanma250297
      @juanma250297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@immortalfrieza it’s obvious she was going to be a Kenobi if you ask me, but who was Rey’s grandmother?

  • @satinsguard
    @satinsguard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "I HAVE A DAUGHTER TOO?!"

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is... wonderful! I must tell everyone!

    • @lukedelameter7961
      @lukedelameter7961 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “I have a daughter stormtroopers!”

  • @arcticangel1628
    @arcticangel1628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “I have a son, lightspeeeeeeed.” 😆 That always gets me.

  • @satinsguard
    @satinsguard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    4:10 would've been a MUCH BETTER twist for Rey than what we got in ROS

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I find Peter Quill going “holy crap! Darth Vader is *REAL?!?*” really funny for some reason

  • @Trojan-jv2lu
    @Trojan-jv2lu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Anakin's pure face of joy 4:30

  • @lukegooddy1997
    @lukegooddy1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    4:47 to 4:52 is ironically really heartwarming

  • @tbays5875
    @tbays5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Kylo: your grandfather is emperor palpatine
    Palpatine: uh oh
    Anikin: your a grandfather too!!!!
    Rey: I gotta tell everyone!!! Finn!!! My grandpa is the emperor!!!!
    Finn: whaaat!?
    Palpatine: now look what you did. There gonna run around for hours.

  • @pbschannel01
    @pbschannel01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    (Gasp) someone made an I’m a father compilation This is wonderful, I’m so happy I must tell everyone!

  • @cherylmchugh-hall-3778
    @cherylmchugh-hall-3778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I'm just waiting for rise of Skywalker how it should have ended so anakin can say
    Anakin: you are a grandfather too!
    Palatine: yes! will you shut up anakin this is getting old. *smacks forehead*

    • @muotitietoinen
      @muotitietoinen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @innocentdumpling maybe they both are

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      muotitietoinen
      are you implying that obiwan May the be the father of reys mother?
      Or are you implying that obiwan and palpatine fucked

    • @muotitietoinen
      @muotitietoinen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@s.nifrum4580 you can decide...

  • @DankBlitzwing
    @DankBlitzwing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Every time I hear the "I have a son" music", I'm screaming in ecstacy!!!

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “I have a son, lightspeeeeeeed.” 😆 That always gets me.

  • @michaelwight9163
    @michaelwight9163 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the most WHOLESOME comedy EVER!!!

  • @williamtoad8040
    @williamtoad8040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Anakin’s face at 4:31 I nearly pissed myself 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @therossionfan
    @therossionfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    This joke is timeless

  • @Jayvee4635
    @Jayvee4635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I think the final scene of Rise of Skywalker would lead to awkward force ghost conversations.
    SPOILER:
    BEN: So, if Rey is now a Skywalker. Does that make her my sister or my cousin?
    LUKE and LEIA: .....
    BEN: And I kissed her.
    LUKE and LEIA: (awkwardly stares at each other)
    YODA: Awkward this is. (laughs)

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Rey: Well Luke And Leia were like the parents I never had.
      Luke: Uh oh....
      Anakin: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP.........I HAVE A GRAND DAUGHTER TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?!

    • @BauttAlt
      @BauttAlt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No Ben rises and palpatine falls

    • @sonicinfinity1871
      @sonicinfinity1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope you don’t forget Han.

    • @Slayrron.Hunter
      @Slayrron.Hunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Leia: He's my brother
      Han and Rey: Kill Bill sirens
      Anakin: GAAAAAAAAAASP...wait....Oh nooooo

    • @notion-y2670
      @notion-y2670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Fall far from the tree, the apple does not."

  • @noahn4336
    @noahn4336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I can relate to Darth Vader in many ways

    • @pgreta1752
      @pgreta1752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Anakin ;)

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dad Vader

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fumarc4501 Darth Father/dad :3

    • @juanma250297
      @juanma250297 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You go around screaming you have a son/daughter?

    • @DarthVader-if9kr
      @DarthVader-if9kr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’ve killed Younglings?

  • @VacadoRay
    @VacadoRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    4:48 only if this happened in the movie

    • @u.g.3298
      @u.g.3298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That would make the movie better.

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love or hate the movie seeing kylo meet the force ghost of his grandfather would have been great.

  • @hobomike6935
    @hobomike6935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Anakin: "you underestimate the size of my FAMILY!"

  • @KaiTenSatsuma
    @KaiTenSatsuma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This is the bit of sunshine I need on bad days XD

  • @thelaughingman6975
    @thelaughingman6975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    What makes this more wholesome and sweet is that Darth Vader can't run and is a depressed man so seeing him this excited is sweet even though it's a parody.

  • @SpeedMotionSamic
    @SpeedMotionSamic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    1:50 It sounded like Anakin said Grandma

  • @seanincredible04
    @seanincredible04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:56 "Dad jokes!? What do you mean? Why would you say that?" He already knew, he felt it in the force...

  • @JKeyB
    @JKeyB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I’ve just had my SON!

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *sprint*
      Hey hospital security guard! I have a son!
      *sprint*
      Greetings hospital kitchen staff! I have a son! I'm a father!
      *sprint*
      Hey unconscious man undergoing a heart transplant! I'm a father! I HAVE A SON!
      *sprint*
      Hey! Hey teenager with an elbow bending at an unnatural angle!
      I have a son now! I'm a father!
      *sprint*
      Hey grieving family with a still warm dead family member!
      I'm a father now! I have a son!
      *sprint's elsewhere to continue spreading the news*

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro! You got a tell everyone!!!

    • @ischemic2115
      @ischemic2115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro your son is ONE

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have a son?

    • @Yeagerists1321
      @Yeagerists1321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have a son!! Thats wonderful you must tell everyone!! Hey youtube he has a son!!!

  • @a.williams3037
    @a.williams3037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    When I have my first kid I'm going to tell my parents to this music.

  • @sailor_guy9841
    @sailor_guy9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's cute that how Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader is excited that he learned that hes gonna be a Father it's really cute

  • @mischievousone9999
    @mischievousone9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how vader whispers the news to the little mouse droid that drives around the hallway

  • @thefiresharkbg5076
    @thefiresharkbg5076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how happy he is learning he has family

  • @105582
    @105582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    In the new HISHE he is a force ghost hugging his son and grandson and I actually got the feels

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really death and being a family man helped mellow out anakin’s angst.

    • @Osio1000_5
      @Osio1000_5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which one?

  • @summer_winds064
    @summer_winds064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:08
    Never gets old, no matter how many times I watch it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stalinbeballin9711
    @stalinbeballin9711 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Most wholesome Anakin. All he ever wanted to do was have a family, but he never really got to

  • @lofthouse23
    @lofthouse23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Especially for your... Sister! You have a... twin...sister? I have a daughter too?! That is WONDERFUL!"
    Easily my favourite moment. There's the moment where Mystique/Lawerence glances awkwardly at Nightcrawler....

  • @koykoyonly1628
    @koykoyonly1628 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My cheeks hurt, I'm smiling too much
    I don't care, this is just so good

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “Rey”
    “Rey who?”
    “Rey....Skywalker.”
    “GAAAAAAAASP!!!! I HAVE A GRAND DAUGHTER NOW TOOOOOOOO!?!”
    “Well kinda.....”
    “I MUST TELL EVERYONE!!!! HEY LUKE! DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS!?! HOW ABOUT YOU, LEIA!?! BEN! WHERE YOU AT!?!”

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luke: I was aaaaaa Dad? Oh my god I must tell Leila!

  • @VacadoRay
    @VacadoRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    4:16 I want this to be canon. I don't really care if we get a story on Obi-wan son/daughter I just want rey to be his granddaughter

    • @TheMrPeteChannel
      @TheMrPeteChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rey Kenobi? I'll admit it's better than Rey Daughter of Drunks.

    • @Daicidus
      @Daicidus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rey Palpatine

    • @Renovartio
      @Renovartio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol you're boned

    • @TeenWithACarrotIDK
      @TeenWithACarrotIDK 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rip to the dream

  • @yan13502
    @yan13502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:31 you have to admit, this scene is totally adorable.

  • @MineKurtMininer
    @MineKurtMininer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    As I was saying eventually Ben will be a grandfather

    • @u.g.3298
      @u.g.3298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ben: I'm... a GRANDFATHER!? THAT'S SO AMAZING!! EVERYONE HAS TO KNOW IT!!!
      *runs to every other character*
      SUPREME LEADER SNOKE, I'M A GRANDFATHER!
      Snoke: *blegh*
      CAPTAIN PHASMA, I'M A GRANDFATHER!!
      HUX!! I'M A GRANDFATHER!!"
      Hux: *sighs* Oh, no, no this again...
      Ben: KNIGHTS OF REN, I'M A GRANDFATHER!!!
      FIRST ORDER, HEAR ME, I'M A GRAND FATHER!!
      Ben: *talking to Vader's helmet* GRANDFATHER! I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE NEWS!! I'M A GRANDFATHER!!
      Anakin: *excited face* You HAVE A GRANDSON!!! that means... I HAVE A GRAND GRAND GRAND SON!!!
      Ben: THAT'S RIGHT!!!
      Anakin: THAT'S SO AWESOME! WE HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE!!! *runs away to talk to Windu, Yoda and Obi Wan*
      Obi Wan: *sighs exasperated* How many times we have to go through this?
      Ben: REY! DO YOU KNOW THE NEWS? I'M A GRAND FATHER!!!
      Rey: You have a grand son? THAT'S AMAZING!!!
      Ben: Everyone has to know about it!!!
      Rey: Of course!!!
      *both run away and start telling to every one in the entire franchise, even the people on Jakku, Chewbacca, Finn, Poe and Maz.

  • @Bruce8331
    @Bruce8331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is by far my favorite running gag with HISHE videos. I just LOVE these!

  • @rainbowrunner1550
    @rainbowrunner1550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Back in September, my sister got married. When they announced their engagement, I had a reaction like Anakin to getting a brother in law.

    • @rainbowrunner1550
      @rainbowrunner1550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Eric DeVries But it's that thing of being excited of having family.

    • @stardustcomet4714
      @stardustcomet4714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Eric DeVries He did technically have a step-brother though. Owen Lars, AKA Uncle Owen.

    • @LtBasil
      @LtBasil 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eric DeVries He's got a stepbrother. And Ahsoka might as well be his little sister, even if they aren't technically related.

    • @rainbowrunner1550
      @rainbowrunner1550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2021 Update: My sister's now pregnant (due July), which means: I'M GONNA BE AN UNCLE!

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is my fav HISHE running gag. Yes, even more than "I'm Batman," or "Heroes are so annoying." Those got old rather fast.

  • @syppy7416
    @syppy7416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the most wholesome running gag in existence

  • @lukeskywalkerfarmboy1532
    @lukeskywalkerfarmboy1532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I loved the Vader and Anakin ones so much 💚❤️

  • @papyconnors4935
    @papyconnors4935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:13
    My dog seeing me after I leave the house for 5 minutes

  • @themandalorian6999
    @themandalorian6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I cant wait for papa palpatine to go on a rant about being a grand father

  • @sol6645
    @sol6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Now somebody adds "YOU HAVE A GRANDAUGHTER TOOO?????" from The Rise of Skywalker 😂

  • @georgethehernandez
    @georgethehernandez ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the most precious Vader in all of creation 😍 ❤️ ♥️ 💖

  • @chaotixninja5
    @chaotixninja5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anakin: "Oh Ahsoka, what have you been up to since well, you know..."
    Ahsoka: "Eh, it wasn't much, just traveling the galaxy training and fighting the dark side, coping with how you ended up, looking after my own kids in secret."
    Anakin: "Wait, you're a mother?!"
    Ahsoka: "Ah, crap what have I done."
    Anakin: "I'm...so...HAPPY FOR YOU!!!"
    Ahsoka: "Master calm down, it's not tha-"
    Anakin: "HEY EVERYONE!!! MY APPRENTICE IS A MOTHER!!!" *runs off* "YOU GUYS, DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?!"

  • @apexhunter935
    @apexhunter935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    guess what palpatine is a grandfather

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which honestly is a bit more plausible than it being Obi Wan, what with his affluent, non-monastic background.

  • @Nasir_bynum
    @Nasir_bynum 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Darth Vader: I have a son, R2!!
    R2-D2: I already knew that....

  • @ghostviper8906
    @ghostviper8906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:22 her son was standing right behind her

  • @giyuutomioka3751
    @giyuutomioka3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This compilation is one of the best hishe videos
    And thank you for making such good videos

  • @lauziyi5728
    @lauziyi5728 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The excitement brought Anakin back to the light temporarily

  • @rdean400
    @rdean400 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Best. Bit. Ever.

  • @Dimonds456
    @Dimonds456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    *”HI BEN!!! :D”*

  • @kaynhuros2050
    @kaynhuros2050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:38 vader is so powerful he can run through multiple movies at the speed of light

  • @LooneyBin17
    @LooneyBin17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's so heartwarming oh gooood

  • @Anonymous-jq9nb
    @Anonymous-jq9nb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hishe's Darth Vader is my favorite villain 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samwatson-tayler2805
    @samwatson-tayler2805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Rex! Ahsoka! I'm gonna be a dad!"
    Explosions
    Eight clones killed, fourteen maimed.
    "Congratulations general."

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This isn't gonna get old anytime soon. Seriously, this is aging as well as a fine wine.

  • @JaylaisAwesome
    @JaylaisAwesome ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Perfect! I needed knew I needed this until now!😮

  • @fieryphoenix586
    @fieryphoenix586 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't know which gag is better. "Here's a bright idea" or "I have a family!"

  • @onderokay3805
    @onderokay3805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:01 Peter's reaction XD

  • @0ArmoredSoul0
    @0ArmoredSoul0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I legit laughed myself hoarse.
    And now I have a very good idea of what Darth Vader may or may not be like on a sugar high.

  • @MineKurtMininer
    @MineKurtMininer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Well await for empire strikes back Lord Vader and you'll find out that you have a son a daughter a grandson and eventually you will have a friend who has a son also

  • @premiumheadpats4150
    @premiumheadpats4150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm so thankful for a compilation of these moments.

  • @spidermanandsnape
    @spidermanandsnape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need an updated one! I want him getting excited about being a grandfather and for other people too!

  • @varric
    @varric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This and "Because I'm Batman" are the more funny running gags ever.

  • @shocktrauma85
    @shocktrauma85 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is so wholesome and I love it. Haha

  • @lordvader5444
    @lordvader5444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I have a son comment section 😀"

    • @oresti9271
      @oresti9271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You have a son
      I am so happy for you
      We must tell this to everyone

    • @TeenWithACarrotIDK
      @TeenWithACarrotIDK 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YOU HAVE A SON!

  • @OhioUltimate979
    @OhioUltimate979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can you just imagine Anakin watching Luke in the Mandalorian? “MY SON’S A HALLWAY BADASS LIKE ME!!!”

  • @brezzendorf
    @brezzendorf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Too bad that Rey being Obiwan's daughter isn't made canon

  • @RussianJackal
    @RussianJackal 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The idyllic “I have a family!!!!!” scene just always brings tears to my eyes. You know Vader sees it on a loop in his chamber…..

  • @scourgewatcher
    @scourgewatcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Cant wait for the Rise of Skywalker variant to be added in.

  • @finnthefinn
    @finnthefinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh just wait until palpatine starts running around

  • @anavaderduo7548
    @anavaderduo7548 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite running gag of yours!! Thank you. Poor anakin

  • @423federico
    @423federico 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anakin to palpatine: you have a granddaughter