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  • Ninja visits the Bon Appétit Test Kitchen to make an egg-in-a-hole bacon and cheese sandwich with Carla Music. Can he follow along using verbal instructions only?
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  • @astrobenji
    @astrobenji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7921

    can you imagine the chaos if Brad hosted an episode of this?
    "Just chuck those bad boys into a frypan, give it a little taussy tauss."
    "WHICH ONES ARE THE BAD BOYS"

    • @adrianjohnson4474
      @adrianjohnson4474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Ben Metha I WHOLEHEARTEDLY CHOKED ONNYGOD

    • @moev29
      @moev29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Well now I need this to happen lmao

    • @Satelitko
      @Satelitko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      I've never wanted anything more than I now want this.

    • @riana0509
      @riana0509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I scared my dog laughing at this comment 😂

    • @lukebutler4727
      @lukebutler4727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      "AWWWUMM ya know! the ones with the flabby and the stringy one"

  • @Jxcob17
    @Jxcob17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5744

    Carla: “I don’t know how else to describe slicing bread...”
    Carla watching this back: I-

    • @lottebelice
      @lottebelice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Jacob Thanks for the actual LOL. I’m in tears, what an amazing screw-up.

    • @devinshelly
      @devinshelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Brad: It's like a bread steak.

    • @farnazfakhri7168
      @farnazfakhri7168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      i mean everyone is talking about the bread and not how he cut the avocado and orange !!!!

    • @O2life
      @O2life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I hope HE watches it and says, oohhhhhhhhhh...

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      What I don't understand is that even if you don't cook, you've eaten food. You know what it should look like.
      Ninja also claims to have watched cooking shows.

  • @sierrak6388
    @sierrak6388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6020

    How did he manage to cut every single thing wrong. Like everything. The bread, the avocado, the oranges.

    • @maddee4543
      @maddee4543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Sierra k HE DID CUT THE ORANGE WRONG! WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THAT

    • @Reloadzjay
      @Reloadzjay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      how do you cut an orange wrong? she just said halves. wtf

    • @maddee4543
      @maddee4543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      ReLoAdZ JaY you wanna cut the orange with the stem part in the center going through the orange because then the fruit is exposed and it can be juice since the pulp is cut. the way he cut it exposed the slices within the orange which make the fruit harder to juice since the slices are horizontal

    • @maddee4543
      @maddee4543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hiya There! you wanna cut the orange with the stem part in the center going through the orange because then the fruit is exposed and it can be juice since the pulp is cut. the way he cut it exposed the slices within the orange which make the fruit harder to juice since the slices are horizontal. he cut it wrong in this case because he made it harder to juice

    • @Datoda
      @Datoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's a gamer not a cook

  • @User38897
    @User38897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3011

    Chef: "So you know your way around a cutting board?"
    Ninja: "I think I'll be alright"
    Ninja: *can't figure out how to cut a slice of bread*

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hes probably used to wonder white lol

    • @alvinnnac
      @alvinnnac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      look at how he cut through those oranges aswell :)

    • @pennyrq9454
      @pennyrq9454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Slicing bread requires positioning... Bad analogy. Kind of embarrassing
      (sorry I don't remember his full tweet)

    • @nickwilson3499
      @nickwilson3499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Simon Willumeit slicing requires positioning, massive muscles, brain cells, iq, etc.

    • @yunhyy
      @yunhyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or how to cut anything. Probably can’t cut a pizza

  • @moonmaan
    @moonmaan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3650

    "Honey why is there a whole loaf of bread in the trash?"
    Ninja: "I made you a sandwich!"

    • @amirulazizol844
      @amirulazizol844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @Tim Evans Maybe he grew up eating sliced supermarket bread and hasn't ever tried the proper stuff? But even then, it's not that hard figure out how to slice sourdough bread the same way supermarket bread appears to be sliced, so idk

    • @sweetbox1010
      @sweetbox1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Putting myself in his shoes, he's probably really intimidated being surrounded by pro chefs telling him what to do so he's probably overthinking everything. I think he was gonna slice the bread normally but started overthinking it and thought he was doing it wrong. Yes it was super funny and I laughed at him for like 10 mins straight but I don't think he's stupid, i think he's just awkward and was nervous....

    • @shiasurprise4117
      @shiasurprise4117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Tim Evans No, you clearly just don't like ninja

    • @cockatoode705
      @cockatoode705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      As someone with no opinion on ninja, I assume he’s controversial based on this exchange, I don’t think hes stupid. He clearly seemed confused and unsure about what he was doing ( as in ‘this doesn’t seem right’). Everyone has those moments and just because he had one on camera doesn’t mean you can claim you end never had one.

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Geez, when did the BA community become so savage?

  • @iuryaraujo3194
    @iuryaraujo3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8106

    For a Ninja he's terrible at slicing things

    • @patdougherty1696
      @patdougherty1696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      this was a good one.

    • @TheNuggzt3r
      @TheNuggzt3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Maybe he would have done better if the things were thrown at him.

    • @O2life
      @O2life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahaha hahahahah!

    • @katinthegetto2916
      @katinthegetto2916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Iury Araújo
      Comma after Ninja
      Sorry

    • @O2life
      @O2life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@katinthegetto2916 If you find yourself writing Sorry at the end of a comment, maybe just delete the comment instead of posting it. As you know, this is the TH-cam comments section, not the SAT.

  • @DrewLambright
    @DrewLambright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6836

    Everyone keeps talking about the bread. I’m just amazed how he managed to cut straight through that avocado pit.

    • @danny302od8
      @danny302od8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Drew Lambright true

    • @Ihatethisgame
      @Ihatethisgame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Well, he´s a Ninja ;-)

    • @Guaseth
      @Guaseth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Nope, that's just barbaric.

    • @blackkid7033
      @blackkid7033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cause of strengf

    • @damienfrizzle4910
      @damienfrizzle4910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      It’s that gamer wrist strength

  • @chiarakuhl2849
    @chiarakuhl2849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2290

    Him slicing that bread is the visual of overthinking

    • @undeceased4574
      @undeceased4574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wait he was thinking at all? 👀

    • @y2kona
      @y2kona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me_irl

    • @luzg9170
      @luzg9170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He thought all the options and had a mental breakdown lol

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair we'd probably do the same in cutting it in the middle but not as bad as ninja did.
      I mean, no one has a bread that big for everyday consuming.

    • @chiarakuhl2849
      @chiarakuhl2849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HullsColby I have bread that big but I get what you mean

  • @isunktheship
    @isunktheship 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3505

    Carla: You know your way around a cutting board?
    Ninja: I think I'll manage
    *cuts bread like a sociopath*

    • @SoilentGr33n
      @SoilentGr33n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey Shodan, once I went to artscow and had a mousepad made with your face on it. It's great. Have a nice day.

    • @gabumonboys
      @gabumonboys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Umm that's offensive to sociopaths.

    • @notme5501
      @notme5501 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've always wondered how a sociopath cuts bread

    • @noone-pr6pq
      @noone-pr6pq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notme5501 like a normal person. not because they be killing people left and right means that they don't know how to cook and do some normal stuff...
      well.. unless they're the type of person that got use to other people cooking for them or.. take-outs

    • @abishekolleri4369
      @abishekolleri4369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayy atleast the end result turned out fantastic

  • @sabkal22
    @sabkal22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2851

    The worst thing is that he started off by saying that he worked in a kitchen.

    • @writeordie5452
      @writeordie5452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I don't believe him, or else he worked in a seriously sub-par one.

    • @DaveH82
      @DaveH82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Overconfidence can get ya!

    • @jovanconey761
      @jovanconey761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Noodles & Co is basically fast food pasta

    • @michellesweeney413
      @michellesweeney413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      dishwasher

    • @RubyJamez
      @RubyJamez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Probably got fired lol,line cooks usually have great knife skills

  • @astathos
    @astathos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

    Alternate title: Carla instructs people who have never seen kitchens.

    • @awiezi
      @awiezi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Angela Stathos bruh he’s living on cheese puffs and Uber eats

    • @gyroscope915
      @gyroscope915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The irony that Markiplier could actually cook makes this so much better

    • @theelitemensgamingsocietyo1956
      @theelitemensgamingsocietyo1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lone2234 Alternate title: Child learns how to cut bread

    • @tychoderkommentator2989
      @tychoderkommentator2989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gyroscope915 well he has 5 ovens, so...

    • @babeebel
      @babeebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gyroscope915 ok?

  • @kensax9756
    @kensax9756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    "I was a cook for three years."
    *fails miserably at cutting everything*

    • @chainsaw-man9328
      @chainsaw-man9328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He meant at microwaving foods

    • @eggsbruhnadict4298
      @eggsbruhnadict4298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@chainsaw-man9328 the true form of cooking

    • @bloopahVIII
      @bloopahVIII 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yea by "cooking" he probably meant "opening bags of takis"

  • @IMakeupStuff
    @IMakeupStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8248

    Carla is a better woman than any of us will ever be for not mocking his bread.

    • @Dewteliflower
      @Dewteliflower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      I would scream at him like Ramsey

    • @coryfrey5797
      @coryfrey5797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@Dewteliflower *insert idiot sandwich gif here*

    • @nathanm2514
      @nathanm2514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Cause she didn’t have to watch exactly how he cut the bread 😂😂

    • @gasfiltered
      @gasfiltered 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      She probably noticed that his way made a better sandwich, even if it was wasteful, his was the easier eat with more crispy edges and no chewy crust

    • @ericwalkr910
      @ericwalkr910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@gasfiltered honestly I think Carla's looked better

  • @s.sarmadamer
    @s.sarmadamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3203

    WTF IS HE DOING TO THAT BREAD
    Edit: WTF IS HE DOING TO THAT AVOCADO

    • @lfcoolg
      @lfcoolg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      DON'T FORGET THE DISASTER THAT IS THE ORANGE SLICES

    • @dingleberryhandpump9448
      @dingleberryhandpump9448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      DON'T FORGET ABOUT HIM BEING PROUD ABOUT THE DISASTERS

    • @lostfoxproductions4568
      @lostfoxproductions4568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I love the edit because it means that he didn't even finish the video and was already Wonder wtf ninja is doing just to see it get worst

    • @Jimmysim-rq9vl
      @Jimmysim-rq9vl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @knotsnchains6907
      @knotsnchains6907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WTF did he do to those oranges? The oranges should have been cut between the ends/across the segments...

  • @ameer5120
    @ameer5120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3124

    So basically tyler never made anything for himself to eat in his entire life.

    • @jondoe384
      @jondoe384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Yeah he has a wife and mother

    • @spiffo5349
      @spiffo5349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Dude makes millions, I think he'll get through life just fine without knowing how to feed himself.

    • @starlightsall
      @starlightsall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Yeah, it's honestly pathetic.

    • @artypyrec4186
      @artypyrec4186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Harold, The Talking Tree well that is not codependency, it's more on the line of synergy. He does something she can't do and she does something he cant do. Codependency is two people who blame eachother but refuse to leave eachother.

    • @annamireault7513
      @annamireault7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Tray Percy But everyone should be able the basic basics like cereal or a normal sandwich

  • @laurakalidz9017
    @laurakalidz9017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

    i would just like to say that cody ko and noel miller wouldn’t disrespect carla like that.....

    • @angelagiroux8757
      @angelagiroux8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      now i really want BA to have cody and noel on this show

    • @tiredzei
      @tiredzei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Omg they should get them on this show!

    • @laurakalidz9017
      @laurakalidz9017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Angela Giroux imagine cody and noel making innuendos out of all of it and carla trying not to laugh i would die

    • @senoritasimon654
      @senoritasimon654 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DO IT ADAM

    • @Chinadollz101
      @Chinadollz101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Louder for the people in the back!!!!

  • @Jgr1998
    @Jgr1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3973

    me, reading comments about how he cut things: it cant be that bad
    also me: oh, oh dear.

    • @taniaserrano6952
      @taniaserrano6952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jems lmaoooo I screamed

    • @nothin9030
      @nothin9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah he was bad but I feel like people are over exaggerating he tried with more practice I think he'd get better

    • @taniaserrano6952
      @taniaserrano6952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no thin It was just funny. I love Ninja haha

    • @saltytattie833
      @saltytattie833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Q8slider
      @Q8slider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t think ninja knows what a side is

  • @etienneparent2184
    @etienneparent2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1490

    He cut the bread, the avocado AND the orange in the wrong direction 😂

    • @Paldasan
      @Paldasan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ninja has been playing too much Fruit Ninja

    • @EternalBehemont5000
      @EternalBehemont5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lamen Table

    • @hunterhenryk
      @hunterhenryk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      All BA's fault. If they had presented all those ingredients in front of him flipped over by 90 degrees, like have the bread loaf balancing on its side, he would have cut them correctly, lol.

    • @KhOrganization
      @KhOrganization 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hunter Henryk exactly what I was thinking LMAO. He was just 90° off for everything 😂

    • @KhOrganization
      @KhOrganization 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      At least he didn’t cut the avocado sideways. He so much of a monster that he just sliced through the pit. Absolute force to reckon with.

  • @ellioto8708
    @ellioto8708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    Someone already mentioned this, but I really, really want to see all the hosts of BA shows swap shows for a month.
    The chaos of Brad hosting back-to-back would be glorious. Amiel's energy would be great on its Alive. Chris would do great on Gourmet Makes. Would be fun to see Delany try Chris' Show. Carla would be great on 'every way to make'.
    And give Claire a day on Delany's show, just to give her a break.

  • @danapetersen9577
    @danapetersen9577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    everyone's so mad about this bread, but i love that he heard middle and really was like, whatever you say carla, seems whack but ill do it

  • @RoseyRedCringes
    @RoseyRedCringes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2690

    As soon as he started cutting the bread that way I knew it was over 😂

    • @SupremeCreame
      @SupremeCreame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Eh. Tbf I'd probably prefer his over hers simply because I prefer softer bread. He may have cut the bread wrong, but he still made a tasty sandwich.

    • @bingbing860
      @bingbing860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you watch the whole video the girl in the end literally said she actually likes the way he cut it...

    • @punk105
      @punk105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@bingbing860 the girl at the end? Really?

    • @MontgomeryWenis
      @MontgomeryWenis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, because embarrassing him would make her look bad. It's all about keeping up appearances.

    • @gasfiltered
      @gasfiltered 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly, his way is better for this sandwich. I never would've done it that way, bit his will have way more crispy edges and a better texture. That crust is too chewy and tough for such a delicate sandwich

  • @spawnfire443443
    @spawnfire443443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3683

    "can't cut through the pit"
    "I just cut through it"

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Now children, that's what we call a 'Pro Gamer move'.

    • @jordansmith7195
      @jordansmith7195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Zay 200 iq play

    • @magic_cfw
      @magic_cfw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      to be honest, if it is soft enough. I have done this accidentally before where I cut a bit into the soft stone.

    • @totallynotlilly
      @totallynotlilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is what its like to give a child instructions

    • @ooDirtyMickoo
      @ooDirtyMickoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah i have no idea how he just effortlessly cut through a rock hard pit. the man is hacking.

  • @chisel8537
    @chisel8537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    The phrase “it’s just a sandwich” a weak mindset

    • @SD-ni9jh
      @SD-ni9jh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Once you stop asking how to cut bread, you've lost twice.

    • @Asal181
      @Asal181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J is the real gamer girl. Speaking only truth!

  • @maxfrankenberg8260
    @maxfrankenberg8260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    I didn’t even know you could cut oranges wrong.

    • @IsaMRD
      @IsaMRD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I just cried laughing to this comment

    • @roxel7522
      @roxel7522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @th3 Envyp The cut must be done horizontally and he did a vertical cut

    • @luzg9170
      @luzg9170 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Once I cut lemons wrong, but it was when I was 12 lol

    • @peptobismolveins
      @peptobismolveins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roxel it doesn’t matter lol. Especially when all You have to do is to get juice out. “Must”.

    • @ljb5163
      @ljb5163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A C but no normal human cuts oranges like that lol

  • @faultiere4017
    @faultiere4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    "You're a cook?"
    "Yes!"
    explain the bread

    • @RedXfredy
      @RedXfredy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And the avocado...and the orange

    • @sweetdee8884
      @sweetdee8884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me lying on my resume

    • @SaraCasal
      @SaraCasal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And cutting avocado I'm a board full of bread crumbs... 😬

  • @cjd29
    @cjd29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    "I worked at a restaurant for three years"
    Proceeds to not know how to cut bread.

    • @cjd29
      @cjd29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @PainkillerX 🤣 At least I know how to slice bread and make sentences.

    • @orossteakshow2227
      @orossteakshow2227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      cjd29 tbh the way she was saying to cut the bread wasn’t to clear,like there back to back she said cut it like a sandwich so i get why he cut it the way he did,and he is a game not a chef so cut him some slack

    • @coopervercetti
      @coopervercetti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Desolution - she said like slices idk how much more obvious it can be said

    • @themoon8321
      @themoon8321 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he was just a waiter

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @PainkillerX You sound like a little kid with poor reasoning, pretending to be an adult. What is a 'good brain' anyways lol.

  • @Hakumen_Gaming
    @Hakumen_Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Ninja: I watch chefs when theyre slicin' and dicin'
    Also ninja: * Proceeds to prove he doesnt watch chefs slicin' and dicin' *

  • @CrackaDon
    @CrackaDon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5193

    Observe: The effects of Fortnite on the human brain

  • @Brendanstop
    @Brendanstop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1661

    Ninja: I'm a chef
    Ninja: *doesn't know what sliced bread is*

    • @O2life
      @O2life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Also unclear on how to slice an orange for juicing.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And yet Hailee is the one trying to make pommes souffle. WTF, guy says he can cook and gets eggs in toast sandwich.

    • @EternalBehemont5000
      @EternalBehemont5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lamen Table

    • @TheBoonanGuy
      @TheBoonanGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    • @WhitefoxSpace
      @WhitefoxSpace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came here to find this, thanks.

  • @ash1118
    @ash1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    Ninja: I've never cut an avocado
    Everyone: apparently you've never cut bread either

    • @ionsthegoat3638
      @ionsthegoat3638 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @Black_CoreyNFin
      @Black_CoreyNFin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To be fair, most loafs come precut. But it's still baffling that he was just stimied by how to cut the loaf properly.

    • @TheUnlocked
      @TheUnlocked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Black_CoreyNFin He interpreted cutting the edges as meaning he had to cut all of the edges.

    • @EternalBehemont5000
      @EternalBehemont5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lamen Table

    • @TechandDoc
      @TechandDoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheUnlocked She literally said "like a sandwich slice"

  • @huntergary2885
    @huntergary2885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Her: “you can’t cut through the pit
    Ninja: “slices straight through the pit😂

  • @BigOleWeiner
    @BigOleWeiner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    Imagine criticising NFL kickers and not being able to cut a loaf of bread..

    • @stephen4191
      @stephen4191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Leonardo Barragan like a boss

    • @tex6929
      @tex6929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Leonardo Barragan nice tmg podcast copy 👌

    • @tjstar72
      @tjstar72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Well he talked game about working in a restaurant lol so yea you’d figure his bread cutting skill would be atleast decent

    • @qteeppodcasts3639
      @qteeppodcasts3639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@tex6929 I like the podcast but honestly it wouldn't be that hard to naturally think this statement.

    • @gagetaylor192
      @gagetaylor192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tjstar72 He worked in a noodle restaurant. Probably not too much cutting involved with that I imagine.

  • @sophiatownsend4790
    @sophiatownsend4790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    how did he manage to ruin each part?
    Carla: "cut the avocado into quarters"
    ninja "I GOT THREE SLICES!"

  • @AtticusJackson
    @AtticusJackson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    This is a testament to how sweet of a person Carla is.

    • @charlieb4908
      @charlieb4908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Atticus Jackson oh yeah? Watch her deal with Marlon Wayans

    • @DeadPalette
      @DeadPalette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She's always just so happy to eat whatever she's given by the guest. I don't know if anyone else in the Test Kitchen could do that.

    • @JudithLou
      @JudithLou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@charlieb4908 Marlon Wayans lost Carla after he said brunch is white people thing. Watch and see her mood change fast.

    • @mrLillipad
      @mrLillipad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@charlieb4908 You mean the comedian who came on before these videos got their current format, back when it was about keeping up with world class chefs like Gordon Ramsay, and they were put on a time crunch like you'd be in a professional kitchen, making a notoriously touchy dish you can't slow down or lose focus on once you're into it? That Marlon Wayans?

  • @CaptainEdMercer
    @CaptainEdMercer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Man that was one seriously funny episode. I feel like there was a 15 minute miscommunication or misunderstanding. Lmfao

    • @luzg9170
      @luzg9170 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr 😂😂

  • @emilycm617
    @emilycm617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    at the beginning of this episode, as someone who kind of knows what theyre doing in the kitchen, i thought, “oh good, finally, someone who will sort of know what theyre doing”
    this is easily the most anyone has misinterpereted the instructions of any episode ive watched so far.

    • @KaurkaKaymiril
      @KaurkaKaymiril 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Watch the Miz Cracker episodes. She knows what she's doing.

    • @juliapinzon9970
      @juliapinzon9970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was shocked that the one person she has on the show who has actual on-the-job culinary experience misinterpreted her instructions the worst.

    • @darksev.6468
      @darksev.6468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Markiplier one was actually good.

  • @hamlity3922
    @hamlity3922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1341

    Ninja- “YEAH I WORKED AT A KITCHEN FOR 3 YEARS!”
    Also Ninja- Can’t make a sandwich

    • @DavidJohnson83
      @DavidJohnson83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wtf are you talking about? Guy made the sandwich.

    • @lst9701
      @lst9701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      this man spent 3 years peeling cutie mandarin oranges

    • @mentalpopcorn2304
      @mentalpopcorn2304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't think you need experience to make a sandwich... or cut bread

    • @Evitaschannel
      @Evitaschannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@DavidJohnson83 dude he cut the bread like a psychopath, and then cut the avocado AND the orange wrong ahahahah

    • @nathanm2514
      @nathanm2514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David Johnson did you watch how he made said sandwich?

  • @ilugsays
    @ilugsays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Carla: Now we cut two slices of bread
    Ninja: no thoughts. head empty.

    • @Peeenos
      @Peeenos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He was too busy thinking about how he's going to build a ramp up to look inside the cooking pot.

  • @Juan-Luna
    @Juan-Luna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Man... I almost wish the bacon wasn't pre-sliced to see how he would have botched that!

  • @boriskalashnikov489
    @boriskalashnikov489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    This accurately sums up my experience with group projects

    • @f3sk834
      @f3sk834 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @jefferyrockey5353
    @jefferyrockey5353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    Carla: So your bread is great?
    Ninja: My bread is great!
    Ron Howard: His bread was *not* great...

    • @_MSD75_
      @_MSD75_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHA! Def needs a Ron Howard narration.

    • @Sydtrine
      @Sydtrine 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_MSD75_ HARD agree

  • @412music412
    @412music412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    i didn't even know it was possible to cut through an avocado pit like that

    • @allysmith2284
      @allysmith2284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      mistymountains my thought was “wow those BA knives are sharp” 😂

    • @Jan-ln2wl
      @Jan-ln2wl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That can only be done by a ninja
      Sorry. *leaves ashamed*

    • @jordanjohnston3678
      @jordanjohnston3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jan K oof

    • @ziplocbaggy
      @ziplocbaggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he’s got those big Gamer Arms

    • @anasandoval6698
      @anasandoval6698 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was waiting for him to chop a finger off.

  • @benadrylsmoke5481
    @benadrylsmoke5481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Me: surely his bread cutting isn't as bad as these comments are making it seem
    Me: OH
    Me: TYLER NO STOP

    • @yunhyy
      @yunhyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s treating the bread like he doesn’t wanna play with female streamers

    • @hardybryan
      @hardybryan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is exactly my experience just now. I don't know who this kid is, but I saw the comments and didn't believe it could be that bad.

  • @chuckyduckyz
    @chuckyduckyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    He cut the bread wrong
    Edit: He cut the avocado wrong
    Edit2: He cut the orange wrong

    • @Jj-ej7be
      @Jj-ej7be 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @lexythompson9131
    @lexythompson9131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    Why would anyone ever think to cut bread that way

    • @Cheesyenchilady
      @Cheesyenchilady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No idea what was going through his head 😂😂😂

    • @ouzoloves
      @ouzoloves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      to avoid a really crusty edge. I really like the idea, but it does mean you use a whole load for 1 sandwich.

    • @HuyV
      @HuyV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Problem is, Carla's instructions are often unecessarily detailed to a point where it confuses the person.

    • @MontgomeryWenis
      @MontgomeryWenis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Regardless of her (not) confusing instructions, there's only one way anyone knows to slice bread. Has he never seen a loaf of bread?

    • @Pacman2403
      @Pacman2403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@HuyV yeah maybe to the simpleton

  • @constantj2132
    @constantj2132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    When they described what they were going to make I thought to myself, "why are they doing such a basic meal?" And then I watched him cut the bread...

    • @dozzzor
      @dozzzor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most of the time, they doing basic stuff.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hailee Steinfeld clearly couldn't cook and yet they had her on a mandoline and making pommes souffles.
      Based on that choice, Ninja should have been making tarte tatin.

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@recoil53 mandoline is not that hard

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tamhuy10 The mandoline is dangerous for somebody who doesn't know what they are doing or what to look out for.

  • @tucky2367
    @tucky2367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    NINJA: “I haven’t ever made orange juice”
    Chef: “really”
    NINJA: “no”

  • @JollyGreenGreg
    @JollyGreenGreg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    this dude butchered that poor loaf of bread like a bot in solos

    • @Kiya4ever
      @Kiya4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh 💀😂

  • @sncspuddybuddy277
    @sncspuddybuddy277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    Ninja cutting that bread put Claire in retrograde

    • @ireymm
      @ireymm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this comment made me laugh way too much

    • @Ida-qk2nj
      @Ida-qk2nj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i just laughed SO LOUD

    • @caiacrow2730
      @caiacrow2730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sjfksjfjf this comment absolutely killed me omg

  • @BasilSquid
    @BasilSquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1477

    Carla is a saint for being so kind to his whole bread situation

    • @David-co5oo
      @David-co5oo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the Whole Bread Situation is another of BA's concept albums

    • @camillem.1365
      @camillem.1365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      i kinda get it though, overthinking it because her instructions paid so much attention to how to slice the bread...

    • @natebelt9800
      @natebelt9800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi Basil! We hope to be friends! Come by and help us grow if you have a chance! XOXO

    • @omachao6856
      @omachao6856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swear I read this thread before! Such deja vu!

    • @frizzystorm879
      @frizzystorm879 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@camillem.1365 She said two ovals and he made rectangles.

  • @buttstankmcgoo5839
    @buttstankmcgoo5839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Ninja: kickers who miss field goals shouldn’t have jobs
    Also Ninja: HoW dO i cUtT bREaD

    • @lawsonmoskal7363
      @lawsonmoskal7363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      to be fair ninja isnt a baker, if he was he wouldnt have a job

    • @buttstankmcgoo5839
      @buttstankmcgoo5839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lawson moskal it’s cutting bread in half it’s the bare minimum of baking

    • @lawsonmoskal7363
      @lawsonmoskal7363 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@buttstankmcgoo5839 i am a baker by profession (given i do indeed handle pastry) and ive really never needed to cut bread

    • @Extinct_4
      @Extinct_4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lawson moskal uhhhhhhh you just said “to be fair ninja isn’t a baker”. And then u say u are a baker and barely cut bread. Wot

  • @larryv6047
    @larryv6047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Yes we know he can’t cut but look at how happy he is

    • @OmniKoneko
      @OmniKoneko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Agreed, I hate how these people talk about it like he's an idiot, he's just never cut bread before and such.

    • @illminded4467
      @illminded4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@OmniKoneko he said he worked in a restaurant for 3 year and the spastic can't make a sandwich

    • @mekmek7649
      @mekmek7649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah. I barely know him. I dont get why ppl hates him

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TyeTaylor how do you not know how to cut bread though like wtf

    • @imsadlol4528
      @imsadlol4528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i think he’s just stoned lol. people are giving him a bit of a hard time imo

  • @DemanaJaire
    @DemanaJaire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    He literally wasted a whole loaf of bread to cut those two pitiful slices. What a unit.

    • @traor.e8110
      @traor.e8110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a whole bread

    • @neoqueto
      @neoqueto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No I mean it's still edible?

    • @neoqueto
      @neoqueto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@traor.e8110 the _entirety_ of bread.

    • @OctobersOblivion
      @OctobersOblivion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      neoqueto you know what they mean

    • @umami6462
      @umami6462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean they always throw away a lot of food so why hate on ninja and not them

  • @lukathewolfsnowfur
    @lukathewolfsnowfur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    Watching him struggle to cut the bread was an out of body experience

    • @dashrubberbear
      @dashrubberbear 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looool

    • @FensBRL
      @FensBRL 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tim Evans there are several reasons why he deserves that

    • @jeannettepepin3532
      @jeannettepepin3532 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My partner was crying laughing, incredible

  • @notion1182
    @notion1182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    What we really have to appreciate is how he still got to the end result 😂

  • @viamendes1621
    @viamendes1621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “Going lengthwise”
    Ninja: am I going longways?
    .... uh, yeah.

  • @VimblesArt
    @VimblesArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    "Never cut an avocado"
    Apparently never cut a slice of bread either

    • @iloveunicorns987
      @iloveunicorns987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      never sliced an orange either. I cringed so hard

    • @Elubial
      @Elubial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂 I was like what in the world...

    • @Pantsmode
      @Pantsmode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      never cut an egg either

    • @valentinacrovettos.1961
      @valentinacrovettos.1961 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or an orange

    • @Dan-vr7zs
      @Dan-vr7zs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And never seen a sliced bread brefore

  • @jessnicole2774
    @jessnicole2774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    this is the most chaotic thing i've ever seen

    • @lfcoolg
      @lfcoolg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you clearly haven't seen it's alive or aries kitchen then

    • @milesmorris1270
      @milesmorris1270 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You also clearly haven’t seen Shane cook

  • @iamdrum7369
    @iamdrum7369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I thought this dude was like 18, he's 28

    • @VioletSky908
      @VioletSky908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WAIT HOW??? He acts and looks 18 wtf😂

    • @bladehero8490
      @bladehero8490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      even a 14 year old would know how to slice bread

    • @carterwhaley948
      @carterwhaley948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bladehero8490 a 5 year old could

    • @NoNo-fv9pz
      @NoNo-fv9pz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SharkTank it isnt something that you have to practice lmao

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What?

  • @amadeusx2270
    @amadeusx2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Cheddar makes it better" is one of the most American phrases I've heard

    • @Pompadourius
      @Pompadourius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But where's the lie

  • @norbertbobrowski5796
    @norbertbobrowski5796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    this dude really just tried to cut a loaf of bread horizontally omg

  • @acedotcom
    @acedotcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    "I KNOW MY WAY AROUND A CUTTING BOARD"
    Starts to act like an alien that has never seen human food before.

  • @michaelpalacio5
    @michaelpalacio5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Hold up, “cooking at the noodle station”? Isn’t that just, boiling water?

    • @virokyu
      @virokyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he somehow didn't mess that up

    • @kianmarcial8884
      @kianmarcial8884 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@virokyu all those ramen

  • @adamcolon
    @adamcolon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Carla: ...because you can't cut through the pit
    Ninja: hold my orange juice

  • @nelu2371
    @nelu2371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    *fails literally everything*
    "Boom, got it"

  • @murdercake1014
    @murdercake1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2497

    Today I learned that ninja doesn’t know how to cut bread

    • @candouidus
      @candouidus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pretty hilarious!!

    • @MAZZDidIt
      @MAZZDidIt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      oranges too

    • @TheDudeAbides1776
      @TheDudeAbides1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I literally said "What the f**k are you doing?" out loud when he started hacking into the bread.

    • @dkingst5
      @dkingst5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He cut everything wrong...

    • @mk6alex
      @mk6alex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Imagine not knowing how to cut bread

  • @jeisonstban
    @jeisonstban 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Well, it looks like he's really enjoying it and having a good time, that's nice

  • @ezraryzanoel9531
    @ezraryzanoel9531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    cuts the bread horizontally then cuts the avocado vertically then cuts orange top to bottom 🤔 duude 😟

    • @kamiiu
      @kamiiu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      her instructions were kinda confusing tbh

    • @hehehehehhe3867
      @hehehehehhe3867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just laughed so hard 😂

    • @hehehehehhe3867
      @hehehehehhe3867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your profile pic makes it 10 times better

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It seriously seems to be on purpose it's like every step

    • @valastrix
      @valastrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The vertically cutting the orange really got to me

  • @axelcosgirl
    @axelcosgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    8:15 Thank god Carla said “flat side down” when talking about how to cook the bread. Otherwise, who knows, Ninja might’ve tried to stand it up vertically in the pan. /s

    • @mdHugh
      @mdHugh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      under-rated comment

    • @derpolcu
      @derpolcu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, not /s

  • @YounusNobi
    @YounusNobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    It turned out pretty well, even with the mistakes.

    • @abishekolleri4369
      @abishekolleri4369 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hydra Jamm A pretty complicated one at that!!

  • @louisbrodkin
    @louisbrodkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Since he has spent so long gaming...
    He hasn’t found the time to learn how to cook an egg

    • @polidon1577
      @polidon1577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine if he also had to crack the eggs

  • @musicismylove92
    @musicismylove92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    We need a series where Carla watches these videos back and reacts to how the guest prepares their food

    • @karareece94
      @karareece94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      musicismylove92 YES

    • @classicalheroes8910
      @classicalheroes8910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I could imagine Chris Morrocco fainting watching this

  • @DankSoulsVoid
    @DankSoulsVoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Ninja: so like you want me to grab the knife by the handle... or what? I'm just guessing here

  • @daisydottie9252
    @daisydottie9252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    boi just cut through the SEEEEED

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PIIIIIT*

    • @xenofastiq
      @xenofastiq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@booty_hunter4207 It's still not wrong. The pit is literally an avocado seed.

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xenofastiq yeah but it's a pit. Your leg is technically your lower appendage but no one calls it that, they call it a leg

    • @xenofastiq
      @xenofastiq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@booty_hunter4207 Calling it a seed still isn't wrong though. It doesn't matter if it's generally called a pit, it's still a seed. Trying to correct something that isn't wrong is ridiculous.

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xenofastiq it's not technically wrong but you know it is

  • @PhatBoySteven
    @PhatBoySteven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Dude used the whole loaf as his slices lmaoo

  • @lianamarquis3187
    @lianamarquis3187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    please bring Julen “Aries” Solomita on this show

    • @cristianalozano
      @cristianalozano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      liana marquis omg make this top comment lol.

    • @dancer4evr1000
      @dancer4evr1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg yessss!!! That would be amazing!

    • @emilye7889
      @emilye7889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      100 percent yes

    • @blaskiewicz
      @blaskiewicz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I JUST GOT GOOSEBUMPS

    • @soph_b2
      @soph_b2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeeessss

  • @orddan
    @orddan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    "I've never made OJ before"
    *Cuts an orange"
    Me: Yes we can tell lol

    • @andrewrobie620
      @andrewrobie620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As someone who's never made OJ before, that part I can at least empathize with. As someone who's seen bread ever in my life, that part I can't forgive.

  • @thedumpsterbehindachilis7763
    @thedumpsterbehindachilis7763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    has he never cut ANYTHING before????? like does he only eat cheetos and hot pockets?????

    • @thelolodude857
      @thelolodude857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People do the cooking for him bro he's always working probably

    • @accelerator1666
      @accelerator1666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His hair is a good example of his cutting prowess

    • @Ray.5446.
      @Ray.5446. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every gamer eats cheetos and microwave foods.

    • @eduardrafael643
      @eduardrafael643 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ray.5446. no...

    • @Ray.5446.
      @Ray.5446. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eduardrafael643 lol it's an over generalized joke. Nothing serious.

  • @algernietes6118
    @algernietes6118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *ninja cuts the bread wrong*
    ninja: i see this as an absolute win.

  • @ilugsays
    @ilugsays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    “I’ve never made orange juice”
    Dude you‘ve never made a SANDWICH!

  • @yasmeenebrahim4022
    @yasmeenebrahim4022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    I can't stop laughing, started reading the comments as soon as the bread was sliced and I just can't stop laughing 😂

    • @RamenNoodle1985
      @RamenNoodle1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg same! I haven't watched the whole video, just came straight to the comments when he started to destroy the bread 😂😂😂

    • @MontgomeryWenis
      @MontgomeryWenis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It got worse. Avocado was cut moronically, orange was cut the wrong direction for juicing.

    • @arnolddsouza2049
      @arnolddsouza2049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      420th like!!!

  • @Heiryuu
    @Heiryuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Didn’t ninja start this episode talking about his experience in cooking?
    -edit-
    Wow he managed to cut every single thing wrong, that genuinely takes effort.

    • @greentea7050
      @greentea7050 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least he having fun and being happy

  • @1magicGnome1
    @1magicGnome1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wait lmao didnt he say in the very beginning hes had 3yrs of cooking experience?
    *confusion*

    • @greentea7050
      @greentea7050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also been gaming dont forget so the cooking experience just flew out of his mind

  • @jacoboleary9076
    @jacoboleary9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "I'm a cook" *immediately cannot slice bread*

  • @ftgv1
    @ftgv1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Yooo WHAT is he doing to that poor bread ?

    • @ftgv1
      @ftgv1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AND the avocado, what did it do to deserve that ?

    • @Sandivswims
      @Sandivswims 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He even cut the orange wrong for juicing

  • @Cactushi
    @Cactushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i have not laughed this hard watching a video and reading comments ever omfg i'm dead

  • @lucentdagoat
    @lucentdagoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ninja is the type of guy to put the eggs in with the shells.

  • @minneapaulis
    @minneapaulis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I’m actually laughing so hard, the bread thing is sooooo funny to me.

    • @klementtiini1
      @klementtiini1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hates gonna hate :)

    • @KingSensitive
      @KingSensitive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@klementtiini1 wtf are you talking about bro 😂

    • @Faeriecoma
      @Faeriecoma 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like he did that on purpose to be funny

    • @klementtiini1
      @klementtiini1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KingSensitive haters gonna hate 😁 socks in sandals

  • @conniep46
    @conniep46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    Let me get this straight, he doesn't know how to cut bread, avocados or oranges???

    • @grantzolldan
      @grantzolldan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "You've never cut an avocado?"
      "Not myself."
      He has people do that for him, clearly.

    • @palmfriends
      @palmfriends 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      People like him prefer frozen, processed foods.

    • @RamenNoodle1985
      @RamenNoodle1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@palmfriends I was thinking postmates myself

    • @palmfriends
      @palmfriends 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RamenNoodle1985 Once he made a little money, yea...

    • @sunflowerbaby1853
      @sunflowerbaby1853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is the results of Mom's not teaching their children basic kitchen skills. Teach your children to feed themselves. Don't expect their significant other in the future to do all the cooking.

  • @Noname-wm9yw
    @Noname-wm9yw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “I’ll be making these for my wife in the next week”
    One week later
    Keemstar: breaking news ninjas wife files for divorce!

  • @CaKoMi
    @CaKoMi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All roasting aside, Ninja’s excitement is honestly super adorable. He’s so giddy like “ahhh woah I made that”

  • @MontgomeryWenis
    @MontgomeryWenis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Carla is so confused trying to understand what he means at every step. 😂

    • @Greendogblue
      @Greendogblue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Cut the bread"
      "like, vertically or..?"
      "just, like bread"
      "uh okay I guess like this"

    • @jazzzzzzzzzy
      @jazzzzzzzzzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "sooo... does this juice go in the glass with the ice?"

  • @oliviabeau2816
    @oliviabeau2816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    He did not just cut the bread like that. He did not.

    • @Woodshadow
      @Woodshadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I started out thinking thank god this kid is good at video games and ended the video thinking way to go kid you did it! you made a delicious sandwich. Jessica(wife) would be so proud of you

  • @killisys
    @killisys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I mean, he's inept at cutting things, but he wasn't too bad otherwise.

    • @dennisgrandt6385
      @dennisgrandt6385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Too bad otherwise"? What is left over? 😂

    • @dennisgrandt6385
      @dennisgrandt6385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hydra Jamm 😂🤣😂

    • @abishekolleri4369
      @abishekolleri4369 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dennisgrandt6385 He did a pretty good job and it did look lovely at the end cause you don't get to see how people cut things in restaurants anyway!!

  • @acookie7548
    @acookie7548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i love how everyone on the show becomes carla’s children for a video though. it’s so cute

  • @DrakeShade93
    @DrakeShade93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Carla: "Going lengthwise--"
    Ninja: "Am I cutting longways???"
    Carla: "... yeah cut the long way."

  • @ShineSpikePM
    @ShineSpikePM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    Everyone: why he cut bread that way
    Me: HE CUT THE ORANGE VERTICALLY

    • @tommyh9681
      @tommyh9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That made me mad 😂😂

    • @cherhane786
      @cherhane786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I was looking for this comment. He kinda managed to do everything wrong somehow. 😂😂

    • @16lovegreen
      @16lovegreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      bro he sliced every single thing WRONG like how????

    • @cherhane786
      @cherhane786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@16lovegreen He said he worked in a kitchen or something! I'm surprised.

    • @ShineSpikePM
      @ShineSpikePM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@cherhane786 he worked at noodles & co I doubt they even have knives there 😂

  • @generalting5303
    @generalting5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am crying at the ninja’s perfect description of his food

  • @anna-ts3kx
    @anna-ts3kx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I think this is gonna turn out really good. I'm getting good vibes"
    no words can describe this man

  • @ahintea
    @ahintea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    “I feel like this is gonna turn out real good guys. I’m getting good vibes”
    - Ninja, after incorrectly cutting bread, avocados, and oranges.