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Finally merch that won't get you bullied at school
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i get bullied for being fat
Pyrocynical I will say “so guys we did it “ 50 times if petscop 2 isn’t here within 10 minutes
You’re merch is the only merch I can wear without feeling ashamed
PewDiePie clone
I got bullied for wearing your merch
ResidentSleeper
“Can we get one of *these* in chat?” - “Gamer moment” guy, 2020
Duck.
this is some ResidentSleeper content right here
Is dolan dark black? He's dark after all.
@@Enthusiast230 But his feather is so light...hmmm
Ninja: “I worked in a kitchen for 3 years, I think I’ll manage.”
Count Dooku: “Twice the pride, double the fall”
Bite Za Warudo best comment 😂
You need to watch the entire bon appetit video because ninja actually ends up making a better dish than the chef and its kinda funny
bob bob “THAT’S A GAMER MOMENT!”- Gamer from video
your pfp is.... questionable
rayangamingNL and I thought yours was going to be questionable but it was actually he, Dio
For someone nicknamed ninja, he’s surprisingly bad with knives.
Got em
That, and he's obnoxious as hell, not quite like a ninja
*I don't see enough movement*
When his career is eliminating others
Surprisingly?
That T posing when they won made my skin roll off my body.
What a gamer moment.
That's Because they are ePiC
E pose
At least they didn't say "let's go" or "victory royale"
I would ĺike this comment but it's at 911 likes
not racist but the black guy looked like a fucking clown
Horrible ass haircut
Ill never understand how people cant just....slice bread. I feel there has to be pools of pro chefs who can just slice bread and make a perfect slice with 100% cutting skills, just seen so silly
saying it's "just bread" is such a weak mindset.
@@honeycomb937 living in quarantine is so hard, you need legs and arms to start the gaming system, go get a real job
SILLY
Gooffy Yt get a real job
Yeah... while you’re stuck at home... dumbass
Cutting bread is much harder than being a kicker. It requires existing, breathing, blinking, even standing.
Gamer girls don't exist so they had to kick out 2 girls and a mole. They really did what it's called pro-gamer move
† Tajson † epic gamer move
*THATS A GAMER MOMENT*
MQN right because it’s an epic gamer move
People don't seem to understand why they voted the girl out, they split the pool of money between the winners and they made an agreement to kick her out so the true t-posing gamer bros would get MAXIMUM gamer score
wow you sexist bitc
The more ninja ages, he just looks like someone cosplaying as Ninja
lol
Because only 12 YOs would willingly cosplay as this twat.
Thanx giorno
big uff
Requiem
My man ninja literally criticized how a kicker can't even "kick" and meanwhile, he can't even slice an avocado properly, jeezus
I mean, he isn't a avocado slicing league player nor is he paid to do it,but I kinda see your point
@@Bogalog you seem to forget that kickers dont have all day to kick, a defense is rushing them. Add on top a lot of pressure
Bro that had to have been faked. I don't want to believe that someone is that much of a fuckup.
*THAT'S A GAMER MOMENT.*
or merging with human beings
Ninja did work in a kitchen for three years, he just only ever made the shield potion.
Ninja was obviously the janitor. Don't tell me he was actually cooking something.
“Won’t get you bullied at school”
Bullies: Write that down, write that down!
Bullies: _You're gonna have a bad time_
Bullies:hippy hoppty you're gonna get hit
Chiagoziem Nwafor ... Listen here you little shit
@@R4de But that's alright, that's ok. You may look the other way.
This is the funnest shit I've read all day
so they literally just kicked out the mole and kicked the women just in case
absolute gamer moment
i was thinking "they're 100% gonna kick out the girl at some point"
Gamers have an aura that blocks all simping
I’m dead bruh
Either gamer or simp, no mix.
Hell yeah
Cutting bread is the Dark Souls of culinary activities.
ah yes
Noob
Spreading butter. I can never get it soft enough and it just tears up the bread.
@@reformedzoomer I use a cheese slicer to cut the butter into very thin slices and lay it on the bread when its too hard to spread.
ghosts n goblins is the dark souls of games harder than dark souls
As a french person, seeing the way he's cutting that bread open is a valid argument to defend myself from commiting murder
Tu m'as tué 😂
C'est pour ça qu'on à inventé la guillotine.
ohoho, baguette
Cédric GACHE exactement
Baguette langue intensifies
Pyro: has hornet ring
Also pyro: can’t parry for shit
50k karma for the walter pfp
Hello
Epic
@@He-who-wakes damn we a whole community
@@driphardnotatall4939 nah we a hive mine
“You will probably get bullied when you turn your face cam on”
Bold of you to assume that I have the confidence to show my face
I see through your disguise, SwaggerSouls
Bold of you to assume we ain't already all being bullied for watching the ha ha funny so guys we did it man.
@Living Breathing Meme damn was about to say that but oh well I guess
bold of you to assume i have a face cam
Bold of you to assume that the “bold of you to assume” meme is still funny
Its funny how the black haired woman who got eliminated actually has a gaming channel. Now thats a gamer moment
fgt I think the channel is called NovaLightSky
non pewdiepie watchers confimed
Ironclad tortilla chips unfortunately they can be.
Nienel there is no wooosh. I am just racist
Ali Hadi Babar I can respect that
The phrase “it’s just food” is such a weak mindset.
**flops a freshly killed squirrel in front of Ninja** It's just food, right?
haha I get it
Cum is just a drink
Why are you reading this ngl, I thought your pfp was naruto getting butt fucked by the fox behind him
@@FakeLexi same lol
If Ninja was a kicker, he’d miss and then say the ball was stream sniping
SHUT UP NINJA IS THHE BEST ANYONE WHO HATES ON NINJA IS A LOSER NOOB XDXDXDXD
ZebraTerabyte // zT productions you big dumb how old are you or are you just memeing
@@bengaws5457 he was clearly being sarcastic
@@axel2217 I mean he has a Roblox pfp so its kinda hard to tell
Exactly hes just salty tho
Ninja: **goes to get his passport photo**
Guy there: what’s your name
Ninja with a dead stare: GAMER NINJA TYLER BLEVINS
you forgot "fortnite"
no gamer tyler ninja blevins
wise words sans
SO GUYS WE DID IT!
Tyler ninja fortnite blevins
>"I've been working in a kitchen for 3 years, so it should be pretty easy."
>can't cut bread
I dunno, just seems so silly.
a girl i knew often worked in kitchens.
her jobs were not culinary-related.
but she did get paid for them.
He probably just cleaned the kitchen.
Just kinda cringe
I’ll never understand how restaurants allow chefs that just... mess up... food. I feel like there has to be a pool of chefs who don’t mess up simple food. Idk man it just seems so SILLY.
I mean, yeah, there are since food's solo only and simple food is easy to just not mess up. If a chief is messing up your food 1/10 times then yeah, there is something wrong with them.
ppfresh hey buddy, it’s a joke. Don’t need to give a serious answer, he doesn’t care.
thats a gamer moment
ThirtyTimesBack23 it mostly has to do with gettig food out in time. If theres a rush and one dish has a simple mistake, no kitchen is going to re-make it. Theyll send it out and recook it if it gets sent back, but priority one is getting food on tables asap
ppfresh ninja? Is that you?
"iloveblood3000" sounds like the handle of a gamer in a TV show like Law and Order
Aeteno Dude that’s so true. The “gamer” episode in Law and Order SVU is so out of touch, I could absolutely see that being the handle of one of them. Also, that name should have been a big red flag for the other gamers. Anyone with that name would instantly get bullied for having the name a 13 y/o edge lord would come up with
Imagine doing all the interrogation, only to get voted out by 3 soyboys.
I feel so bad for Nola :
Those were absolute chads
@Dod o granted, but that mistake didn't warrant exile by the tribe of T posers.
I don't think I'd even care maybe as much, if those three didn't make gamers look like the biggest losers ever lol.
@@coquifrogs5873 the t poser tribe are big chads
King move
It's weird why the socially awkward girl was kicked out first. This makes none of them a gamer cause they don't know all gamers are socially awkward.
I'm sorry but as a "gamer" myself who has witnessed rampant misogyny in gaming, them kicking out the two girls was pretty par for the course.
@@apt0913 as they should 😎
attack theoRy cause girls have cooties duh, also if you haven’t noticed these guess which one doesn’t belong videos are full of stuck up people who think they are THE gamer and most are just so overly trying to be a gamer, that they just look cringe
@@apt0913 this is prob why there still aren't as many girls in many types of games yet. And then those same guys complain when girls don't get the games or don't share similar game interests. Hmm I wonder why?
Captain Hawk 007 *laughs in closet*
How to tell all the dudes where gamers: they voted out the women immediately.
tbh, it kind of ticked me off. the three dudes that won essentially did fuck all to get it.
they were standing around twiddling their thumbs as the girl went ham discovering the fake.
i'll be honest, show would be better if they don't get incentivized to vote out as many people as possible. if the prize was just say, flat 1000 dollars or w/e for everyone that wins, it'd be fairer.
and also more likely they only gotta pay one person tbh. as the less voting the higher the odds the mole wins.
The helmet stayed on
Now this is epic
Stick to giving me pinnacle drops
@@SuperExodian tbf if you had no idea about until dawn it's better to eliminate both of them , she was very aggressive and waanted to continue the game despite claiming she found the mole , she also said she never played sonic because she didn't have a game boy advanced , she was a prime target for being voted out and while the other guys didn't do much alliances are the most important thing in a game where you don't win for just finding the mole but surviving until the end aswell
So let me summarize this. There are now only 5 people, the women literally found out who is not gamer while these other guys done nothing and next round they kicked her out
Now that's a gamer moment
I mean she weeded out the mole and it was pretty obvious that the 3 dudes sperging out werent the moles, yet after the mole was gone she specifically pushed to keep the game going meanin she wanted to just eliminate more people to shrink the prize split.
So meh, she got what she deserved.
@@Ehh..... facts tho
Annoying Guy probably cus she’s annoying as shit lol
It’s a flawed system if you win each person should just get a flat sum of money, right now there’s no reason not to kick someone out you know isn’t the person because if you do you’ll get extra cash
@AxentiumZ She went for a risk. She got boofed. Even not being a woman the chance of being eliminated is 1/4. She actively wanted to continue the game. Don't blame the guys.
Ninja:”I worked in a kitchen for 3 years”
Can’t even cut a loaf of bread
LazyBoy 220 noodle kitchen
It hurted me so much to see that bread loaf. SO MUCH.
@@samfitzz3 I mean noodles are kinda bread maybe if you squint and have never looked at bread
He's a glorified prep-cook. Probably spent 90% of his time in dish.
@@Nipotazzi This bread loaf will hunt me in my dreams
I think he's such a good ninja, he can even dodge the braincells
it’s because he’s stacked on chromosomes
Ayo pyro ain’t pog
@@lol-jt4ge yes he is
"Fortnite sucks, you can't dig through dirt"
Don't give them ideas.....
@@eastneetfleet9488 But what about the fanbase cuz I think it's still somewhat toxic
@@crashphoenix6362 How do you know
@@eastneetfleet9488 Play Realm Royale instead, if any battle royale.
Or Minecraft hunger games.
Why do you fuel the circlejerk?
Creative destruction already did that
The black man looked like he was saying the gamer shit as a meme lmao
That's a gamer moment right there.
I hope so.
His haircut bothers me
@@doggger no one says nerd anymore
@@magnumbeefus look at you being all hip and shit,i should learn from you how to be cool.
“I hate how the word gamer is just totally destroyed, saying that you are a redditor somehow has more value in society than being a gamer... that’s not right man.” -Pyro 2020
You and me both man .
actic they’re a mutt of the worst kind.
@@sothatsdevintart2562
>Implying that they're not worse than the worse type of mutts
Amermutts suck but I have a feeling they're something more than an Amerimutt, worse than the Amerimutt.
we need to start a revolution where we convince pyro to make petscop 2
Redditors arent gamers if they only play minecraft and watch jojo. I dont like minecraft but play lots of games ( Bandori, Persona, Animal Crossing, etc ). I still get harassed and told that im “ a normie not epic gamer “
What does a “redditor” do exactly
Ninja's before: "I kill my enemies in the shadows"
Ninja's now: "He hacking me report"
You're not a TRUE gamer if you've never bought a girlfriend on Runescape.
What if I was the gf?
@@shaynehughes6645 a even TRUER _gamer_
@@thompsonator4696 this is a gamer moment
Btw 1 hour is only 500gp
You mean egirl gg
Or had one on club penguin
The phrase “it’s just oxygen” is such a weak mindset.
Bruh imagine BREATHING. Lol bruh breathing is for plebs.
The phrase "I NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE" is such a weak mindset
Idk why people die but bruh just breath smh
So true gotta keep that carbon dioxide clout on that oxygen
Idk why do people feel sad, just get happy! :D
Pyrocinical, the only youtuber to admit his merch wasn't ethically made.
It’s not ethically made, its epically made
Okay, that's epic
And somehow it makes me want to buy it more
Child labour
@@cali7056 atleast he's being honest
"He's so confident" I'd say he's arrogant, he was clearly not caring about what the expert cook said.
He’s Ninja. He’s an ignorant and arrogant piece of shit. Hope he gets his ass literally kicked one day.
Person who knows what they're doing: Okay so do this
Ninja in his head: Yeah but I'm ninja i should do whats best for me 😌
If I 1v1 him in tf2 with all stock, he'd lose by being too distracted trying to tear down 2fort to build a tower while I just walk into the enemy base unopposed
When he said "we hit 4 million subscribers" I thought he was gonna say the petscop 2 release date
SO GUYS
no, u got it confused with 4 million YEARS not Subs
Barneyguy WE DID IT
Papa Rez _ your hopes are too high
@@r0h4n56 WE DID IT
Pewdiepie: Watches Jubilee videos for thousands of pounds revenue.
Pyro: Hey, this is good.
Pyro: pewdiepie bad
Also pyro: so there's this Jubilee video I heard about
Cr1tiKaL: Makes the Jubilee videos first
Pewdiepie and Pyro: Hey, this is good.
Pyro releasing his videos during a crisis like this is well deserved
Jubilee are probably paying Pewdiepie to react to it, he shouts them out and links them in every video about it
Jubilee: hey this is a good video idea
Everyone else: hey that's a good video idea
“Iloveblood3000” yeah no, would’ve got him out asap
Sounds like it came from the original Xbox commercials
"Iloveblood3000" I cringed so hard like wtf
we need to start a revolution where we convince pyro to make petscop 2
This is dreadful.
"That's a gamer moment"
I didn't see any racial slurs used in this video.
It isn't a real gamer moment without someone screaming"ni66er" with a shitty mic
@@sebbb3236 modern warfare moment
@@死肉 did anyone else grow up in bo2 lobbies? Those were ruthless
@MajesticObjective 17, actually. Started playing on my dad's ps3 when I was 5 and we got an Xbox 360 later on
@Dat Boii the golden years
Ninjas cooking skills make me look like a chef genetically engineered with the cooking prowess of Gordan Ramsey and Jamey Oliver
*Gordon Ramsay
Bro he makes me look like the god of cooking
*Jamie Oliver
@@nasu9030 He's referring to Gordon Ramsay's mentally handicapped brother.
MANS. COULD. NOT. CUT. BREAD.
Woman: “girls can game too” Pyro: “Anyone can game” *lists every personal characteristic besides gender*
lul. But the woman basically played the "oh guys just dont like girl gamers " card. Like ????, i dont think i saw anyone being sexist but she has to bring that up, like the entirety of the female twitch army.
Arvind Sagar true, plus she didn’t know the until dawn character either meaning she’s automatically not a true gamer
Random Being for me to remember a character a game has to hit me emotionally or I have to play it more than once
Because when you game your gender is gamer.
Idk why but hearing the word “gamer” come out of someone’s mouth unironically makes me feel uncomfortable
Idk why but hearing someone using unironically without actually knowing what unironically means makes me feel uncomfortable.
*Then you must be very sensitive to anything that has to do with the word gamer or what it stands for. Here, allow me to unironically say gamer to make you uncomfortable because apparently not saying “gamer” ironically makes it unironic, right? Because it’s more than just a word than it is an average, everyday internet slang most usually used by incels, right? Than it is a meaning for fat, lonely, and obese people that need to go outside and see what life is like for once without relying on the whole “Lmao I’m so relatable and quirky for using the word gamer lawl! >_
gamer
That's One Interesting Pfp Ya Got there chill out dude why u so offended its just my opinion if you don’t like it you can just ignore it
Okay i don't like when people say they don't like criticism, that's part of the reason comments are made, if you don't like criticism then don't comment
13:08
She be walking on cobblestone
Tyler “Gamer” Ninja “Fortnite” Blevins “Gamer” Ninja “Fortnite” Tyler.
But you could just call me Tyler “Ninja” “Gamer” “Twitch Streamer” Blevvy
"The name's Blevins, Fortnite Gamer Twitch Streamer Ninja Gamer Fortnite Tyler Blevins."
Mixer streamer
More like...Tyler "THE-FUCK-YOU-SAID-TO-ME-YOU-LITTLE-SHIT!!!" Blevins
Mixer streamer you mean
"Ninja is not a gamer"
In other news, water is wet.
CookieClicker what
Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?
Water is not wet though. Water *makes* things with a stable form wet.
People die when they are killed
u wot m8?
The fact that you cut better when the bread was still in the bag shows Ninja’s non-existent cutting skills
I doubt he ever actually used the kitchen in over 10 years.
“He just learned to cook”
If he’s right he’s saying an adult man has no clue how to cook
*my disappointment is immeasurable*
And my day is ...
@@Sam21856 ruined
@@DogeBladeMaster you said funny word this is a certified big chungus 100% epic gamer reddit moment 1!1!1!1!!1!!1!!
@@SpringODc2melapela thx
“Only 90s kids understand”
Pyro fans: all being born in 2009
I think he means 2090
Bruh theyre eleven now.....
ha i’m born in 2008
@@absolutedumbass5337 same
09? Pyro fans aren’t 11 years old
It’s 2020 and everyone’s on quarantine, there is no excuse for lack of petscop 2
smh pyro
bruh
yes
Mekiku same
Levi Betts lmao
how to tell if someone's a gamer: ask them about the game's mods or cheats.
I still remember spamming ASPIRINE and PRECIOUSPROTECTION in Vice City
Oh you're a gamer?
Name every cheat in gta5
Plz dont ask about gta sa health cheat on pc?
@Ben Dover hmm...there's a few solutions such as exclusives I suppose
this looks oddly unironic which makes it 10 times better
*pulls out a solaire statue*
Me: "PRAISE THE SUN"
when ninja cut through the avocado, immediately when the knife hit the board, it cut to an ad. it was the most perfectly timed ad ever
Lmfao
shit happen to me to. aint even mad about the ad popping out
Me too
The only time I was OK with an ad
Did y'all get the mobile legend bang bangs ad or
-Steam name: "iloveblood3000"
-favourite genre: horror
ok.. I see
@Another Random Guy yeah...
@Another Random Guy Unironic Naruto profile pic.
His favorite character is Sasuke.
Sad Bart Simpson pfp ass
black and white anime boy looking over to the side
When that dood said “oh! T pose 😜” I cringed at the band kid energy.
He even put his hand up aswell
the band kid energy is strong with this one
I have the video paused right now because I can't handle the secondhand cringe
Hey man, fuck you! But it's also accurate. I'm a die hard band kid :'(
@@GingerKing243 wait, you’re actually un-ironically calling yourself a band kid?
in true gamer fashion, they had to vote out the woman first
that’s a gamer moment
@Dat Boii who the fuck cares if its a minority or not. In a game you don't ask "hey are you asian? Native american? Black?".
@@CarlosAM1 it was a joke bro
@@sycophantic0 aeugh
Sow your saying asians arnt gamers
....cooooooool
league is not a free game it costs a piece of your soul every time you play
And guaranteed to give you instant chronic depression
The game isn’t even fun
Nenk0u360 no, its fun and satisfying at best but time eating and frustrating at worst. People like gambling and league gambles dopamine
@@poggers4392 with friends it's fun at best. Satisfying? Not really.
Mart Mine oh, you have you NOT landed a combo as aatrox when fed? Have you NOT set up a wombo combo as jarvan? Have you NOT outplayed both your laner and jungler at the same time as darius? Its fucking SATISFYING
gAmEr: “Are you a Gamer?”
Me: “I know the color of the trucks in Slender Man”
Absolute virgin. PewDiePie copied Pyrocynical.
@Schnoppe I guess this gonna go on. Better get my popcorn
@Schnoppe PewDiePie copied Greekgodx
Menil XD oof. All of our living existence is copying.
That's a gamer moment
Waiting for Ninja to announce that hes gonna take part of Hell's kitchen
cant wait for this words: "YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT,
GET OUT! *GET OUT!!!*"
He can't mess up worse than Steveo did can he? He'll probably find a way to mess up worse, at least Steveo had knowledge on cooking before
He will replace Gordon Ramsay
And gets eliminated before the first service.
Honestly, full respect to ninja. It takes skill to miss the core of an avocado.
Guy: *Reveals that he's not a gamer*
Another guy:,,That's a gamer moment”
I'm dead
"I like a variety"
"I play league"
Yeah, no you don't.
Wow you made the same joke as pyro did in the video,good job
Motivated Vergil u can play league , and also play other games
@@petarvsgaming7893 That's true, but you see, most don't
@Blueish Flame Perfect for you then.
Have you played RAid:ShaWDoW LeGenDS?
"won't get you bullied at school"
there isn't school for the next 2 months
What's school?
What’s school?
Damn, my school is out for the rest of the year.
pokeowl I mean pyro is right
wear the merch and use the camera in the online class so you get the girls
"why do nfl players miss shots?"
*proceeds to cut bread in half*
This is basically an ASOT without "ASOT" in the title lol
That's a gamer moment
And without meme break
the phrase "its just a game" is the funniest shit ive ever seen, he turned himself into a pickle
funniest shit I've ever seen
This reminded me of sekirei when the dude with the unstable body asks the scientist "why did you make me this way ?" and the scientist replies "iT's jUsT a GaMe, It'S jUsT a hUmoRoUs gAmE."
@@deathserpent9747 it's a good anime, you're a man of culture
@@beelzeboss9631 yes. I am still waiting for tsugumomo season 2
@@deathserpent9747 I'm still waiting for more My girlfriend is a Gal
"I like a variety"
>Plays League
Yeah, no you don't.
Damn the hitler mustache is nostalgic
WHY R U HEEEERRREEEEE
I can agree on a SPIRITUAL level(shen main btw)
Hey to be fair, I play Lol and I play other games.
yeah, no
Is it just me or does the ginger guy have a surprisingly good chemistry with the kingdom hearts guy?
They’re both redditors
@@mamoose8383 hahahha
Gay lovers
"Rotting on the same game for 5 years" That's how everyone describes their experience with league
And siege
Shut up, get some actual subscribers and collab with someone if you really want to become big
@@edshaw8866 Enjoy the process of making content - that's the main thing. Eventually, it may take some time, but people will stick around your videos and your personality. Self promotion in that way may actually lead to a different outcome. Good luck.
Vladimir Pootin cheers x
For some, it's worse than five years.
As someone who likes to cook, seeing a human being straight up BUTCHER an avocado and fail at cutting BREAD makes me feel angry
Same as a person who works at cataring I was just confused at how badly he follows instructions
I can't believe how incompetent ninja is
As human, seeing someone who calls himself a human not being able to cut a bread makes me loose faith in humanity.
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
IM FUCKING RETARTED, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU LIKE COCK
"OK now cut in the until you hit the pit"
Ninja: misses and decapitates the avocado
ad plays
"eve online is a vast.."
Ad: "Taste fruitful life"
He cut the edge of the pit as well
Ad:headspace
Ad:
Never gonna give you up. never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around, and hurt you. Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye. never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
@@shonklebonkle324 that's funny
I can’t believe that dude said “that’s a gamer moment” unironically. I’m going to strangle myself
Fake. Everyone knows that if there was a real gamer among them, they would’ve cleared out the entire room with their stench alone, like a true gamer.
Thats why they kicked the first girl. The only one that looked normal
I can't believe they kicked out the 2 gamer waifus
not so epic gamer move right there :/
@@simplebryll123 simp
@@simplebryll123 simp
@@JeremyRedus Toad El No se both of your fathers are simps, pathetic nincanpoops
On ninja’s kicking comment he forgot that there are factors such as, wind
im not a fan of soccer/british football either but there's also the factor of every other kicker in the opposing team trying to take the ball
Ninja simple doesn’t know shit about sports
lithium-0 well in American football there’s also pressure, from not only the fact that the kick may mean a lot more than “just 3 points” but also the fact that there are 11 big ass dudes running right for your ass to keep u from kicking that ball between the goalposts
well obviously because ninja is too ignorant about other stuff that's not really in his "field of expertise" which he's not even great at as well
He also forget there are factors like, Being a human
Ninja doesn’t know how to cut bread because everyone else always made a sandwich for him.
(Or he has a flat brain either one.)
His brain is as smooth as a bowling ball.
*that’s a gamer moment*
@@brandyb9987 smoothest brain.👍🏻
5:59 or avocados
Ninja is just the archetype sweat in gaming turned celebrity.
"Italian man"
Throws a pic of Mussolini
I love this channel
@@edshaw8866 eww a self promoter
I mean the dude with the kingdom hearts merch looked like he was wearing a ness shirt from earthbound
Pyrocinical man, I have found a cool thing u should make a vid on. It is called petscop. Very cool
He should do it at 420 subs
@@Macndcheese wow hes close to 4.20 mill
@@borisshirvanian1120 that's what I meant
he shoudl do it at 69 becuz sex number funny
smh pyro
You know they're gamers when they kick out the best performing player.
The fact that the dude who apparently played Until Dawn couldn't even name the characters made me so stressed beyond belief.
it was a lie.
I bet he calls the Wendigos "long legged twat".
Well yes, he's the mole, he didn't actually play the game
as someone who’s actually played the game like 649593 times it made me mad asf lmao
@@Yvesouler Their names are so simple and easy to remember too! Ashley, Josh etc.
Ninja: how do they miss kicks
Also Ninja: (cant cut bread)
"Jesus died first ... like for our sins" 10:56
*Trying Belle Delphine's bathwater blends in*
oh Holy
**sips gamer juice**
12:20 that sound always scares me when i hear it, idk why
When it's been almost two and a half years and Pyro still hasn't done Petscop 2
*That's a Gamer Moment*
Bro this makes me feel old
A *EPIC* Gamer moment
I have a theory:
He's taking a long break so he can finally make Petscop 2
Honestly with how many episodes there are. And how many people are constantly screaming
"PyRo pLs MAk PeTScOP 2"
he might not do it
gamer gaymer so what your saying is he unironically flat out isn’t going to make it just because people want it? It might seem that way but I think he just wants it to be perfect so it’s taking a long time.
Obama
@@Re-Todd_Howard true
@@Re-Todd_Howard I think the more people constantly telling him to do it, the more time it will take for it to come out.
He definitely said he was going to do it.
Maybe.. in the future...
Ninja looks like the kind of person who thinks Link is named Zelda
Zelda is a boy and you play as him
mr voice well yeah, obviously
@ashton barker dude how am I supposed to respond to that
@ashton barker not really it was a joke
He is the tall ginger man that ya fight.
“THiS iS gOInG To bE a bIG ASS sANdwIcH”
SO GUYS WE DID IT!
Me to myself: life sucks I can't do anything properly
Random person: you're better at cutting bread than ninja
You’re better at cutting bread than ninja
NOOB
Ninja: A 28 year old Adult that gets hired to make noodles that needs a skill to slice meat and has a 3 year experience
3 years after
Doesn't know how to cut bread to make a sandwich
I love how they ask each other what steam games they play and only one of them mention a game that's actually on steam and it was the mole
The only reason I want ninja to die is because I want to see 'Gamer Tyler Ninja Blevins' on his gravestone
Then lets do it
"You know where the pit is, right."
"Yup. Right in the center."
GOOD JOB EINSTEIN
He tried sound really professional as he looked at the camera
@KingNathan It's not what he said, its HOW he said it.
The hat says 'bruh' in sign language.
Funniest shit i've ever seen.
then, he turned himself into a pickle
funniest shit i have ever seen
Your profile picture is 02
Mine is 016
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
i’m a mistake
funniest shit i’ve ever seen
And then he asks what’s 9+10
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Bruh
Pyro: we have new merch
me, with my broke ass: *u h h u h*
It got a crack in it
@@rotary1742 man...
Geo From DeltaRune same
@@4lexisdumb I can relate too lololol
@@rotary1742 OMG Deep
This just proves that in the gaming world, everyone is stronger.
I actually cant beleive that "professional gamer" is a serious term now
@@TealeafRogers e-sport competitors
@@dusanstanisic7567 ok that is actually a good one that doesnt make me cringe, well done (unless they are full time streamers)
@@kjkh3104 Then you just call them streamers/full-time streamers
@@pieniadz9156 Didnt think of that x d
people have to stop calling ninja a professional gamer, hes a gaming personality/streamer, not a guy that gets paid to compete in esports
4:01
When Tyler cut that bread, I kid you not, I have never felt so unsatisfied with a result in my entire life.
Ok in ten years “only 90s kids will understand” will be a reference only 2000s kids will understand
Bruh
Isn't that already a thing?