Zach: "When I saw Alicia's character design, it seemed familiar" Me: "Now that he mentions it, she does look familiar somehow" Zach: " Turns out this games artist makes hentai" Me: "Fuck"
Game Producer: Alright, we need a new game! Think! Game Designer 1: Dating Sim? Game Designer 2: Platformer? Game Designer 3: WW2 but Anime? Game Producer: Based off one of the most bloody and horrifying wars in history? Game Designer 3: Yeah. Game Producer: Fucking genius, have a raise.
A few things... 1) You can vault over sandbag walls by walking into them; going around them is completely unnecessary. 2) Alicia is OP - use her always. Also, Ms. Thompson makes for an excellent fire team. 3) Even if you don’t use them the whole battle, make sure your officers are on the field. 4) Be sure to visit the Old Man between each battle. 5) Kill Susie. Sorry, Susie. 6) Take full advantage of the Skirmish Mode and class-specific training missions (preferably between recordings); the ducats and the xp are more important than you think. 7) The game encourages risky maneuvers. Complete the objectives quickly for better rewards. Do note that is not an approval of reckless behavior; use your head. Good luck, Commander.
Valkyria Chronicles a good idea, somewhat interesting execution.....and a game where the "correct" way to play it is to just run a scout to the enemy camp ignoring everything you don't physically have to kill because the only thing that matters is turn count and some stage have frankly STUPID turn counts necessary for the top score.(Alternatively some stages can LITERALLY be beaten in one turn by running Alicia across the entire stage by herself, throwing a grenade at a guy and then claiming his camp after he flies out of its area.)
Yes a red hot lazer, good discipline. Also as a great grandfather said while bashing his hunting rifle into his truck, "Guns don't fire on their own, you have to pull the trigger, that's why I can do this safely." After my uncle fired inside the cab of the truck putting a bullet hole in the car door, and said it went off on its own.
I've seen this playthrough 3 times in the span of a year and I really want to see Mike and Zach do Valkyria Chronicles 2, but, I know we won't get it. Keep up the good work you two!
See, what I don't get about the soldiers invading the town is - why were they shooting the women? Historically you leave those for shooting *after* the violent sexual assaults. Because human history is a cavalcade of nightmares.
i thought I wanted another monster prom video, then i saw this video on my feed. I dont care about another monster prom video anymore For real though, i love your videos guys, always perks up my day
Now that I think about it this honestly now feels like a couple of guardsman defending against Chaos and being forced to witness the EXTREME collateral damage.
i think you two should totally play a coop war game, i wonder what comments Zach and all its god-like knowledge about military, history and guns would be -like if you aprove this demand
“It can be really tough some times” Jump cut to me screaming at Nazi’s coming out of the grass on that ONE mission where you can’t use her for your scout and that was BULLSHIT!
28:52 HEY ZACH. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU ALMOST GOT MORTARED? THAT BLUE ARC FROM THAT TANKS A MORTAR. THE SAME THING THAT MADE YOUR BOWELS EVACUATE THEMSELVES IN FEAR WHILE IN AN OUTHOUSE THAT WENT FWOOMF.
I mean my go-to would be s*x, dr*gs, alcohol or all 3, not making war-crime-grade cringe on a beach in service of terrible writing but hey at least we all got something to mock lol
I paused halfway through Mike's comment about the tree and knew exactly how it'd end when I came back. It was partially to make a comparison between the exodus and Fiddler on the Roof. I love how indignant Zach sounded when he said, "Use your iron sights, you idiot!" The hentai thing reminds me, I want to commission an adult artist for my book art....when I actually finish the fucking thing.
Don't worry I'm only drawing fish, flowers, bugs, trees, windmills, and munitions plants. Also, if those were scouts, wouldn't it more effective for them to mark the location and return with a larger force.
Can you imagine being in a briefing where the only condition for withdrawal is anyone but you dies? "WTF Sir? Did you just look me in my eyes and say that?" And I always find it interesting when Japan does anything about WW2, because it's almost always from the Allied perspective or the civilian Japanese perspective.
Is no one going to mention how Zach just plainly pointed out that he looks at hentai by noticing where that character design was from?Not judging though.
Loved the gameplay of Valk Chronicles, never really one for the anime tropes and story though. Looking forward to seeing you handsome fucks do a playthrough though.
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I just found these guys because i got recommended a 40+ minute video of Zach ranting about guns. Best recommended video ever.
That is the exact same way I found them too.
Same. Now if only they played the fourth game in this series
I think that's how everyone finds them.
I got sent to anger management, and never turned back.
Welcome to this ridiculous channel, you'll have fun here
Zach: "When I saw Alicia's character design, it seemed familiar"
Me: "Now that he mentions it, she does look familiar somehow"
Zach: " Turns out this games artist makes hentai"
Me: "Fuck"
"I love sending people to their deaths."
Zach was recruited into the Chinese officer corps the next day.
The next day? More like 2 hours later.
Zach was recruited into the US officer corps the next day
Zach was recruited into the Soviet Union officer corp the next day
The Mongol Empire has sent an envoy to invite Zach to be one of their generals.
Thare were and are a lot of governments that sent people to there deaths
Game Producer: Alright, we need a new game! Think! Game Designer 1: Dating Sim? Game Designer 2: Platformer? Game Designer 3: WW2 but Anime? Game Producer: Based off one of the most bloody and horrifying wars in history? Game Designer 3: Yeah. Game Producer: Fucking genius, have a raise.
and make sure thr character designer is also does hentai
Aaah, I always get excited when I see a blue and red thumbnail
"wow,this is a steampunk game!"
*_WELCOME TO WW2 WAIFU SIMULATOR_*
*WHERE ARE THE SHERMAN TANKS? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
In Valk 4.
*WHAT??? EXPLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!*
In the 4th game, the Squad tank you get is basically a Sherman.
You also get the love child of a Bradley and a Hanomag for support.
*THERE WAS A NEW GAME?*
"Two veterans nitpick an anime game"
"1 veteran nitpicks and 1 ex water specialist enjoys an anime game"
16:57
Mike- "Cause you were familiar with his hentai"
Zach- [Silence...] [Talks about something else]
Suspicious
Lmao true
20:09 "Well those Nazi aren't going to kill themselves." My Brain:*Cough* Not until 1945 *Cough*
World War Weeb would also have sufficed.
A few things...
1) You can vault over sandbag walls by walking into them; going around them is completely unnecessary.
2) Alicia is OP - use her always. Also, Ms. Thompson makes for an excellent fire team.
3) Even if you don’t use them the whole battle, make sure your officers are on the field.
4) Be sure to visit the Old Man between each battle.
5) Kill Susie. Sorry, Susie.
6) Take full advantage of the Skirmish Mode and class-specific training missions (preferably between recordings); the ducats and the xp are more important than you think.
7) The game encourages risky maneuvers. Complete the objectives quickly for better rewards. Do note that is not an approval of reckless behavior; use your head.
Good luck, Commander.
Insufficient funds. Low power.
He's not "town watchman" it's Bruh 1, father of bruh 2 and Bruh 3. Look at his hat
Please make this a series. Everyone would enjoy watching two people voice acting in World War Steampunk Anime.
20:10 "Well, those Nazis aren't gonna kill themselves!"
I dunno Mike, I can think of one that might just do that...
*Battle of Berlin whistles in the background.*
At 22:10 I genuinely thought the creators changed the guys hat to "bruh!" As in "bruh,they blew up the mill!"
"...or the brand new guillotine to kill all their monarchs."
-Mike 2018
I'm dying from this quote
"friendship will sto-"
*GERMANS LAYING SUPPRESSING FIRE
Wehrmacht soldier: MORE DAKAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
30:25 TOWN WATCHMAN! NOW WE WILL NEVER BEAT THE ANIME NAZIS!
May he rest in peace
TOWN WATCHMAN: HERO OF THE REPUBLIC!
Just like the simulations!
Town Watchmen is the best class of the game, pure skill only.
Could you make this a series?
OK!
AWESOME!!!!
Do it!
Ja!
i really like that game i beat every dlc it had and its getting a new game for pc in the future too woot woot
when mike gets control of troop:some of you may die but that's a sacrifice i'm willing to make
Valkyria Chronicles a good idea, somewhat interesting execution.....and a game where the "correct" way to play it is to just run a scout to the enemy camp ignoring everything you don't physically have to kill because the only thing that matters is turn count and some stage have frankly STUPID turn counts necessary for the top score.(Alternatively some stages can LITERALLY be beaten in one turn by running Alicia across the entire stage by herself, throwing a grenade at a guy and then claiming his camp after he flies out of its area.)
31:16
Why not just ask those people over there for directions
*Excuse me could you tell me where th-*
15:53 I love how calm they are after watching an innocent family die.
Better make Stalin a loli
No Cool Dudes
More accurate than Battlefield 5
Sorry to tell you, That may be WWII the Anime, but Russia is WWI
FOR THE ZAR!
U can probably find it in Fate
*looks at the Girls Und Panzer anime*
@@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 definitely gonna watch it now lol
Yes a red hot lazer, good discipline. Also as a great grandfather said while bashing his hunting rifle into his truck, "Guns don't fire on their own, you have to pull the trigger, that's why I can do this safely." After my uncle fired inside the cab of the truck putting a bullet hole in the car door, and said it went off on its own.
This and The Long Dark are pretty great, hope to see more of both from you guys.
I've seen this playthrough 3 times in the span of a year and I really want to see Mike and Zach do Valkyria Chronicles 2, but, I know we won't get it. Keep up the good work you two!
See, what I don't get about the soldiers invading the town is - why were they shooting the women? Historically you leave those for shooting *after* the violent sexual assaults. Because human history is a cavalcade of nightmares.
i like how this series started out as Zach making fun of it and saying he would skip all the cutscenes
i thought I wanted another monster prom video, then i saw this video on my feed. I dont care about another monster prom video anymore
For real though, i love your videos guys, always perks up my day
It's actually *Galia* who first commited *warcrime* against the *Empire* during the battle at " *Ghirlandio* ?" *DLC: Behind Her Blue Flame!* :D
"If only France and Britain had been better friends they would've defeated the nazis."
Hear that, Gamelin and Gort?
When i saw Alicias face when the imperials murdered that family my reaction was "in grim darkness of the 41st millennium there is only war"
Same
Now that I think about it this honestly now feels like a couple of guardsman defending against Chaos and being forced to witness the EXTREME collateral damage.
1:51 If only you knew how close you are to reality, Zach. If only you knew.
Two minutes 50 of looking at the select screen and I was ENTHRALLED and LAUGHING. MASTERS OF THE CRAFT AND LORDS OF THE FILTHY TH-cam HORDES
Play more of this its funny listening to zach find everything wrong in this game
Two ex-military playing a game with more inaccuracies about war than you can shake a stick at?
This can only go well.
Omg you guys are actually playing it LETS GO !
01:50
There is kinda something similar: Mein Waifu is the Fuher.
No other world leaders turned into waifus, just the head Nazis.
TOWN WATCHMEN GO! *Inspector gadget theme plays*
Do more of this. It's really funny
i think you two should totally play a coop war game, i wonder what comments Zach and all its god-like knowledge about military, history and guns would be
-like if you aprove this demand
I so wanna see them do the Halo games.
Two years later and this is exactly how I described it to my friends and family. "WW2 the anime!"
*insert [so and so] is best waifu* Mine is Zachs Shotgun
“It can be really tough some times”
Jump cut to me screaming at Nazi’s coming out of the grass on that ONE mission where you can’t use her for your scout and that was BULLSHIT!
11:35 nice borderlands reference
Coming back to one of my favorite playlists you guys did. Keep on rocking
i'm watching this series a year later.
still as good as i remember
Edit: play fucking vc4 already. jesus
Did Mike say fire emblem? Mike said fire emblem. Fire emblem best games.
Pretty good, time to binge a whole series.
Thanks boys, I really needed this more than you know
I remember watching these videos when they'd release while I was in class back in the day
the town watchmen's helmet says bruh! on it XD
2 minutes in and I'm already loving this lets play.
28:52 HEY ZACH. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU ALMOST GOT MORTARED? THAT BLUE ARC FROM THAT TANKS A MORTAR. THE SAME THING THAT MADE YOUR BOWELS EVACUATE THEMSELVES IN FEAR WHILE IN AN OUTHOUSE THAT WENT FWOOMF.
The dude who made this game was also made hentai why am I not surprised XD
Well let’s open up up that browser then XD
to be fair a lot of well known anime's today where made by Hentai Artistst. that includes the fate series and Hellsing.
The artist, Raita, draws alot of porn. And really weird looking boobs. And long thin necks. Nothing messed up at least.
drop name of artist or link of "other" works
Oh hell yeah! I love this game and I can't think of a better channel to play it!
It drove me nuts that you could only crouch behind certain objects in this game. Rocks and boxes are just as good.
Hearing Zach talk about how much he loves pretzel buns and bagels now that we know he has Celiac disease just hits different now.
1:42 It is called "Mine Waifu is Der Fuhrer". It is not as cancerous as it seems. It is worse.
Thanks MILLitary!
You know, everyone makes fun of the laughing scene in FFX. But imagine trying to calm yourself while facing almost certain death.
I mean my go-to would be s*x, dr*gs, alcohol or all 3, not making war-crime-grade cringe on a beach in service of terrible writing but hey at least we all got something to mock lol
@@Antoniusan War crimes are a coping mechanism? I learn something new every day.
I paused halfway through Mike's comment about the tree and knew exactly how it'd end when I came back. It was partially to make a comparison between the exodus and Fiddler on the Roof. I love how indignant Zach sounded when he said, "Use your iron sights, you idiot!" The hentai thing reminds me, I want to commission an adult artist for my book art....when I actually finish the fucking thing.
On the topic of War Pigs, it also makes for great cleaning music.
(Why am I now thinking up the code to make a WW2 Dating sim.... dammit Zach.)
That sound like something that could be really cool
Don't worry I'm only drawing fish, flowers, bugs, trees, windmills, and munitions plants.
Also, if those were scouts, wouldn't it more effective for them to mark the location and return with a larger force.
This would be an awesome series.
Time to re-watch it.
1:38 The Dynamic duo predicts Mein Waifu Is Fuher
I don't believe Zach when he said he's never beaten it before.
Any chance of a Fire Emblem or Advanced Wars playthrough at some point?
Sven Wednesday Advanced wars 2
Im excited to see this playthrough
Started playing Black Sabbath when Zach said "I love War Pigs," it improves the experience.
You know, I thought she looked familiar too Zach. Thanks for letting me know why.
I know the soldiers helmets really say bruhl, but I can’t stop thinking they say Bruh!
It's not quite a Waifu simulator. But the later games did add dating mechanics.
These guys should play the Front Mission series. Not necessarily a co-op game, but you could certainly make it that way.
Zach sure is a great tactician. This video was indeed excellent proof.
I was watching the fallout stuff, and I though this channel couldn’t get any better, but then i I just stumbled across this.
Can you imagine being in a briefing where the only condition for withdrawal is anyone but you dies? "WTF Sir? Did you just look me in my eyes and say that?"
And I always find it interesting when Japan does anything about WW2, because it's almost always from the Allied perspective or the civilian Japanese perspective.
14:20 Now I see why town watchman was so powerful! It was because he was fucking KAZUHIRA MILLER!
Oh dear... topical for 2022
Is no one going to mention how Zach just plainly pointed out that he looks at hentai by noticing where that character design was from?Not judging though.
Loved the gameplay of Valk Chronicles, never really one for the anime tropes and story though. Looking forward to seeing you handsome fucks do a playthrough though.
now that the series is over, I guess I'll rewatch it until they start playing the new game!
FUCK YEAH I love this franchise!
Do a full playthrough! You guys are great btw.
Andrew Lunceford I’d love it if they did
Don’t even know this games looks fun though
Love the borderlands 2 reference
More please I love this game xD id watch a whole play through for dam sure
How did Zach figure out the dating sim I’m working on?
this seems like it has good potential for a walkthrough
Do this more this is actually fun to watch
Zach, you're back!
Yaaaay you guys picked it up!!!!
Gits acused of watching henti
*long scilance*
WERNT YOU GOING TO THE BAR TO DRINK YOUR MEMORY AWAY!
oh yes, my favorite:
"World War Weeb, with a pinch of Steampunk."
this is my third time watching them play this. it is GOLD
i almost spit out my food about the CP joke.
i think the gillian 1 is a long stroke gas piston operated semi auto gun with a 5 round mag
if I ever played this game I would do my best to make all the nameless characters hero’s and make the heroes just chill in the back as support units