25:18 I love it that Woolies D&D knowledge is so tied to Dragonlance that in a situation where anyone else would call the halfling a hobbit or something, he immediately jumps to kender. I'm not complaining. I fucking love Dragonlance.
A: "Um sir? We need to make a video game for our gothic horror setting. One team is suggesting something called 'survival horror,' and the other wants us to stick to RPGs." B: "Fire them both and make a 3D fighting game."
Flame of Udun Hey man. As long as it's entertaining, that means that you can ignore any negative aspects of the product because people enjoy things differently.
I happen to be involved in a long running Ravenloft thing so I'm here so drop fun stuff. The Vampire guy is Strahd von Zarovich I, who was a paladin and fought against the Not-Turks in his homeland of Not-Romania/Transylvania, got really old fighting because he fought for so long, finally kicked the turks out, and then got super butthurt because his brother, Sergei, was younger and nicer and had a super hot girlfriend/fiance named Tatyana. Strahd gets so mad that the night of his brothers wedding to Tatyana he goes to confess his love to her and she laughs and calls him "Uncle Strahd". In response, he makes a deal with "death" to make himself young and immortal and proceeds to VAMPIRE MURDER THE ENTIRE WEDDING PARTY, wiping out almost his entire family and pretty much every noble of the kingdom. Tatyana gets cornered on the castle rampants by him as he tries to convince her that because he's young they should totally bone, and instead she jumps off the wall into the mist far below. Strahds act of evil is so bad that a bunch of evil spirits called The Dark Powers go "ho shit" and create a unique prison called "The Domain of Dread", where they siphon the misery of those trapped inside, specifically the "Darklords", of which Strahd is the first. Also everyone else who gets trapped in their. The Dark Powers grab random people, usually people who have either committed evil acts or who are deeply melancholic due to recent events, and tempt them with power. The more they fall into temptation, the stronger they get, until they also become Darklords and start empowering the Dark Powers. Also it's called "Ravenloft" because that's the name of Strahds mom and he named his spooky castle after her.
...and if you _do_ want an also-ran Vlad Tepes fighting also-ran Turks in also-ran Wallachia, that's when you go to Falkovnia, and Falkovnia's Dark Lord is Kingfuhrer Vlad Drakov, who's such a warmongering warlord that all he does is invade his neighbors all the time, mostly Darkon and its Dark Lord, Azalin Rex (though sometimes Drakov turns his eyes on Barovia and Strahd von Zarovich too...somehow...even though Barovia and Falkovnia don't share any borders). Life in Falkovnia _sucks big time;_ if you're not dying from some random disease, you're either getting publicly executed by Drakov, fighting and dying in Drakov's incessant wars, or getting publicly executed while fighting (and possibly dying) in Drakov's incessant wars. And sometimes, you come back as some undead fiend, so you have to fight in Drakov's wars _yet again._ The smart adventurers GTFO of Falkovnia as soon as possible; my old Ravenloft troupe made it through one-and-a-half adventures before they decided that Falkovnia could kiss their collective ass, so they decided that they were just going to ghost on out of there before Drakov could accuse them of being spies and have them impaled or whatever. _That_ exodus took about three adventures, and our party ended up back in Borca - _right back where they started,_ before they decided that Borca sucked, therefore, it was time to leave Borca and walk through the Mists into Falkovnia for the first time. But they weren't ticked off over having to backtrack and waste all that time because, as awful as Borca is, _at least it's not Falkovnia._ So my players called it a win. :-)
On top of everything else, I love how they realized the non-tillable camera gave them license to make the skybox just a side-scrolling flat plane, but didn't bother to make it big enough to actually match the resolution so you end up with a ton of doubled lines.
Literally half the time I was thinking, "holy shit I really hope one of the victory animations rams a character into the fucking gong-field." Then it happened.
A DnD show with the Zaibatsu featuring their array of friends from Liam to Brennan to Plague to Bunnyhop is just asking for a complete disaster that I wanna see.
So the Ravenloft campaign setting had a singular unique feature: It was actually a pocket dimension, a Demiplane of Dread, into which various domains were created and ruled over by various beings of evil, who were themselves essentially trapped by an even more malevolent force. Only Vecna (a demi-god) and Lord Soth (the Death Knight from the Dragonlance Campaign) have ever "escaped" (the musing is that the Dark Powers let them leave as they were no longer of use).
What are these "rolls" you speak of? In the latest DnD edition all we do is take turns and pick what we do next unless it's on cooldown and then things happen afterwards.
I'm surprised they didn't touch on the WONDERFUL music. Because when you think D&D, especially Ravenloft, you think pounding techno-rock with loud-ass drum fills, right?
It's like this game was made by people who say "ring outs are cheap" but then they put bouncy knockdown walls around because "corner stuffing is cheap"
Goodvillain 101 My sister is really salty, because she keeps taking these online tests, and no matter what she ends up in Hufflepuff, while everyone else in our family gets into Gryffindor.
Despite the sudden flood of channels trying to do their own version of Critical Role, SBFP is probably the one channel I actually want to play D&D because it'll be dumb
Dennis Newman And horribly wrong. And a derailed mess because of the fighting over who is right. Matt trying to throw off the game as DM by being silly. Woolie trying and failing to be cool on the video with him as DM. And when Pat gets to be DM...the video doesn't get made because, "fuck that stupid nerd shit waste of time, I have to go spend 2 hours opening lootboxes!" ...I need this.
Dialogue that is bound to happen: Pat: No Woolie, no! No, that was removed in latter additions! Woolie: Y'know what? Agree to disagree. Pat: WHAT?! Matt: ...And now I drive the school bus! 😁
Ah... Ravenloft. I remember when my friend who was a Dwarf cleric got possessed by a spirt and was controlled to throw himself off a cliff to his death there. Good times.
Woolie, thank you for taking my suggestion for this, I played this once with my cousin when we were kids, they're also funny idle animations, especially Zenobia 👍🏻
Ravenloft is the gothic horror setting of DnD. The reason it has dragonlance shit in it is because it's a realm that draws people in from outside, for instance several dragonlance characters got trapped in Ravenloft. It's a series of realms ruled by lords, each makes up their own personal hell. I think this might be yours.
Shit, I had this game when I was little. Was a weird time for me, gaming identity was kind of in flux and I just sorta gravitated toward anything related to swords and sorcery. Remember not liking it, but was so obsessed with the aesthetic that I chipped away anyway. And then it was lost to time. AND THEN I actually went to the effort of re-acquiring it when I got older and decided to rebuild my collections. Shit controls like 9/11, especially by the standards of literally any arena style game made after 1997. Been sitting on the shelf ever since, relic of a bygone age. A really stupid bygone age. Point is, don't be me. Don't let nostalgia and and a pretty(?) face trick you into unearthing what ought have remained buried.
This is one of the hardest SBFP videos to search for. I've always firmly believed poor SEO is one of, if not *the* reason why they were never as popular as they could've been.
How a rushdown character would be played in this game. Turn around and slam your face into the wall for an unblockable knockdown for both players. The one who faceplants into the wall wakes up first so he can do a mixup... if there even are mixups in this game.
3:23 "Who's that wizard who has a name similar to that that's from Forgotten Realms, and he appears in other realms?" Heh...take your pick! 1) Elminster Aurum (most likely the guy you're talking about, since he travels to other worlds, planes and universes like _we_ travel to other aisles at Walmart) 2) Mordenkainen (creator of many spells, including the 9th-Level spell Mordenkainen's Disjunction, which is pretty much an "I win!" spell if you throw it out during a wizards' duel. Looked cooler when he wasn't bald.) 3) Halaster Blackcloak (carved the ever-changing, ginormous-ass Undermountain labyrinth/dungeon out of a huge mountain for the specific purpose of fucking with adventurers. Also got imprisoned in the NIne Hells, broke out and turned a bunch of Demon Princes into his prison bitches.) 4) Khelben Blackstaff (created a bunch of spells, and couldn't be killed because any wounds he took would instantly heal up. One of the _very_ few people in existence who could fuck with Elminster and get away with it.) 5) Iggwilv (wrote the Demonomicon of Iggwilv and created a bunch of spells. Her mother was Baba Yaga, so you _know_ she's hardcore.) 5) Aznar Thrul (a wizard who become one of the nine rulers of magocratic Thay, until Szass Tam turned into an even bigger dick and ate his soul or some shit.) 6) Azuth (a wizard who became a god) 7) Mystra (a wizardess who became a goddess) 8) Velsharoon (a wizard who became a lich, _then_ became a god) 9) Szass Tam (a wizard who became the Emperor of Thay after killing off Aznar Thrul and the seven other Zulkirs of Thay, but he lost his longstanding "Which one of us can become more powerful?" bet with Velsharoon because emperors are crap compared to gods.)
Ravenloft is a pretty great setting! The older book I have basically describes it as being similar to Warhammer Fantasy with suspicious villagers, cursed magic and even gunpowder weapons! The newer book is specifically a campaign and less of a custom setting sourcebook. A great place to trap players too used to the generally kinder forgotten Realms.
WHAT A HIGH TIER ENDING
oh man if woolie hadnt won that one idk. that bit MADE this video
25:18 I love it that Woolies D&D knowledge is so tied to Dragonlance that in a situation where anyone else would
call the halfling a hobbit or something, he immediately jumps to kender. I'm not complaining. I fucking love Dragonlance.
A: "Um sir? We need to make a video game for our gothic horror setting. One team is suggesting something called 'survival horror,' and the other wants us to stick to RPGs."
B: "Fire them both and make a 3D fighting game."
The ending is this whole game encapsuled in one moment.
15:20
"oh Pat, you're the small red man?"
"He's also a wizard in this game."
The invisible walls make this game way more entertaining than it has any right to be
Flame of Udun Hey man. As long as it's entertaining, that means that you can ignore any negative aspects of the product because people enjoy things differently.
Adrian The Vulture very true lol
Flame of Udun I was being facetious.
Adrian The Vulture I know I was playing along
That's some straight Looney Tunes horseshit with those barriers.
That ending is the best it's ever been!
I happen to be involved in a long running Ravenloft thing so I'm here so drop fun stuff.
The Vampire guy is Strahd von Zarovich I, who was a paladin and fought against the Not-Turks in his homeland of Not-Romania/Transylvania, got really old fighting because he fought for so long, finally kicked the turks out, and then got super butthurt because his brother, Sergei, was younger and nicer and had a super hot girlfriend/fiance named Tatyana.
Strahd gets so mad that the night of his brothers wedding to Tatyana he goes to confess his love to her and she laughs and calls him "Uncle Strahd". In response, he makes a deal with "death" to make himself young and immortal and proceeds to VAMPIRE MURDER THE ENTIRE WEDDING PARTY, wiping out almost his entire family and pretty much every noble of the kingdom. Tatyana gets cornered on the castle rampants by him as he tries to convince her that because he's young they should totally bone, and instead she jumps off the wall into the mist far below.
Strahds act of evil is so bad that a bunch of evil spirits called The Dark Powers go "ho shit" and create a unique prison called "The Domain of Dread", where they siphon the misery of those trapped inside, specifically the "Darklords", of which Strahd is the first. Also everyone else who gets trapped in their. The Dark Powers grab random people, usually people who have either committed evil acts or who are deeply melancholic due to recent events, and tempt them with power. The more they fall into temptation, the stronger they get, until they also become Darklords and start empowering the Dark Powers.
Also it's called "Ravenloft" because that's the name of Strahds mom and he named his spooky castle after her.
The Libertonian Neato, got a mix of old Dracula and Warhammer lore. Nice
...and if you _do_ want an also-ran Vlad Tepes fighting also-ran Turks in also-ran Wallachia, that's when you go to Falkovnia, and Falkovnia's Dark Lord is Kingfuhrer Vlad Drakov, who's such a warmongering warlord that all he does is invade his neighbors all the time, mostly Darkon and its Dark Lord, Azalin Rex (though sometimes Drakov turns his eyes on Barovia and Strahd von Zarovich too...somehow...even though Barovia and Falkovnia don't share any borders). Life in Falkovnia _sucks big time;_ if you're not dying from some random disease, you're either getting publicly executed by Drakov, fighting and dying in Drakov's incessant wars, or getting publicly executed while fighting (and possibly dying) in Drakov's incessant wars. And sometimes, you come back as some undead fiend, so you have to fight in Drakov's wars _yet again._
The smart adventurers GTFO of Falkovnia as soon as possible; my old Ravenloft troupe made it through one-and-a-half adventures before they decided that Falkovnia could kiss their collective ass, so they decided that they were just going to ghost on out of there before Drakov could accuse them of being spies and have them impaled or whatever. _That_ exodus took about three adventures, and our party ended up back in Borca - _right back where they started,_ before they decided that Borca sucked, therefore, it was time to leave Borca and walk through the Mists into Falkovnia for the first time. But they weren't ticked off over having to backtrack and waste all that time because, as awful as Borca is, _at least it's not Falkovnia._ So my players called it a win. :-)
On top of everything else, I love how they realized the non-tillable camera gave them license to make the skybox just a side-scrolling flat plane, but didn't bother to make it big enough to actually match the resolution so you end up with a ton of doubled lines.
Literally half the time I was thinking, "holy shit I really hope one of the victory animations rams a character into the fucking gong-field."
Then it happened.
😂
12:26
I AM YOUR MASTER
*Runs into wall*
No lie when I’m sick I watch them it makes me feel better idk why
I love how accurately the ending sums up the entire game.
A DnD show with the Zaibatsu featuring their array of friends from Liam to Brennan to Plague to Bunnyhop is just asking for a complete disaster that I wanna see.
Maybe someday on Tablelords.
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 What race do you think best fits them all? Hard DnD noob over here, so I'm genuinley curious.
I'd watch that all day
If those catless heathens atTFSGaming can do it, so can our boys
last time on Zaibatsu Quest
The fucking bit at 11:18 where the skeleton gets up and just immediately launches into crouching stab, I'm dead.
“Face it I’m just too qu-(Gong sound effect)”
The way he fumbles first before eating shit completes it.
That was the right character for that to happen to. As soon as you talk shit, The wall makes sure you get hit
This one is in my top 3 Scrublords, along with Killing Zone and Dong Dong Never Die.
"Combination! Combination! BeatYouUp!" lmfao
X-TheBoyWonder BEETCHUWAP
I used to play this and original Blazblue just to listen to the audio.
Notice that in the ending, the *dwarf freaking lost health when he bounced off the wall*
So the Ravenloft campaign setting had a singular unique feature: It was actually a pocket dimension, a Demiplane of Dread, into which various domains were created and ruled over by various beings of evil, who were themselves essentially trapped by an even more malevolent force. Only Vecna (a demi-god) and Lord Soth (the Death Knight from the Dragonlance Campaign) have ever "escaped" (the musing is that the Dark Powers let them leave as they were no longer of use).
Oh man that is one of the STRONGEST endings to a Scrublords video in a LONG time. Fuck me my gut hurts.
*_BEACH YOU AAP_*
*HEHEHEHH*
*COMBINATION*
*BEITCHCHEWHUP*
CUMMEUNSE
They say you can't polish a turd, but i'm blinded by how bright this one shines
Hey guys, it's been a couple day, and I still can't stop thinking how hot Beastmaster Raha is.
Goodvillain 101 me too
The ending is EXACTLY what I was hoping to see in this game. So good.
Now I know what this is. ONE OF THE BEST SCRUBLORDS OF ALL TIME.
I'm literally crying watching the ending. OMG...LOL.
... Roll for Initiative?
Edit:
Critical Fail
I think its more of exploding dice explaining why there's no round start up.
*_I'm just too quick for y.._* **BLAM**
What are these "rolls" you speak of? In the latest DnD edition all we do is take turns and pick what we do next unless it's on cooldown and then things happen afterwards.
you can't hit the bottom of the barrel if there is no bottom
All you need to know about Ravenloft is that it's an entire dimension of Castlevania.
I never thought a win quote would actually hurt you. I want it to be a thing
I'm surprised they didn't touch on the WONDERFUL music. Because when you think D&D, especially Ravenloft, you think pounding techno-rock with loud-ass drum fills, right?
*BEETCHUAPP* has infected the walls
It's like this game was made by people who say "ring outs are cheap" but then they put bouncy knockdown walls around because "corner stuffing is cheap"
This was made by the same people as Mortal Kombat 2
it is october 30th 2020, only one thing comes across my mind...
"i am your master....AHHHHH!!!!"
Yeah! Go Revenloft! Best house in Harry Potter.
Goodvillain 101 My sister is really salty, because she keeps taking these online tests, and no matter what she ends up in Hufflepuff, while everyone else in our family gets into Gryffindor.
Fuck Yeah, Honey Bagger!
>not being in jiggly puff
Just imagining Pat doing sick flips and sidesteps makes me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl.
I like it when the opening reaction to a game is commenting the logo with "Do they still exist?"
"Face it; I'm just too qui...ugh" 10/10 Acclaim take my money...oh...wait...
"I forgot the Saturday"
You forgot the Saturday?!
it was never on saturdays
oh my god that ending, it ACTUALLY did damage to him. so in this game you can actually die after you win.
Despite the sudden flood of channels trying to do their own version of Critical Role, SBFP is probably the one channel I actually want to play D&D because it'll be dumb
Dennis Newman And horribly wrong. And a derailed mess because of the fighting over who is right. Matt trying to throw off the game as DM by being silly. Woolie trying and failing to be cool on the video with him as DM. And when Pat gets to be DM...the video doesn't get made because, "fuck that stupid nerd shit waste of time, I have to go spend 2 hours opening lootboxes!"
...I need this.
Ok so woolie and Matt I imagine are just gonna play their characters from the d&d beat em up and dragons crown but what's pat?
Nobody knows.
Dialogue that is bound to happen:
Pat: No Woolie, no! No, that was removed in latter additions!
Woolie: Y'know what? Agree to disagree.
Pat: WHAT?!
Matt: ...And now I drive the school bus! 😁
William Bussey dont forget "BEAHT CHU AHP!"
Ah... Ravenloft.
I remember when my friend who was a Dwarf cleric got possessed by a spirt and was controlled to throw himself off a cliff to his death there.
Good times.
"Face it I'm just to qui-" *BONG!*
I don't know why, but I'm really happy that "BEATCHUAP!!!" is making it into their other LPs.
edit: Perfect ending.
It's crazy how little damage skin-face man and wolf dude do to their opponents.
Games like these really show how much cool character designs and ace presentation make a fighting game better.
I remember this game from my childhood. I thought it was the best game ever since I could be a werewolf.
30:26 This defines the entire fucking game, it thinks it is hot shit bu- *bounces off invisible barrier, falls flat on face*
Woolie, thank you for taking my suggestion for this, I played this once with my cousin when we were kids, they're also funny idle animations, especially Zenobia 👍🏻
"I AM YOUR MASTER!" *Hits Wall*
Wow, they Chekhov's gunned the fuck outta that gong wall. It was introduced, reminded, and had a full pay off. Bravo, only the best of the dumbest.
Oh hey, it's Herp & Derp: Smash Your Face Into the Wall Fighters.
"There's a lot of dumb old magic assholes"
Words to live by, Pat. Words to live by.
Remember this my mom thought this was bloody roar...but it wasn't.
Fuckin’ eh! I played the shit outta this when I was a wee child. The skeleton was my favourite
Oh my god that ending! I can't even!!
Fun fact: the model for the Deathclaw in Fallout is the Tarrasque from a canned Forgotten Realms fighting game.
Interrupt your opponents attacks by throwing yourself into the wall! This game is revolutionary!
Man, what a perfect goddamned ending. You can't make this shit up.
**ATTACKING THE DARKNESS INTENSIFIES**
Okay but Ii there's any girls there then I want to Do them!"
I cast magic missile.
But you can never defeat the mighty **DREAD GAZEBO**
*AM I GETTING DRUNK?!*
Where are the Cheetos?
Whenever Count Strahd is not on-screen, everyone should be asking "Where's Count Strahd?"
Ravenloft is the gothic horror setting of DnD.
The reason it has dragonlance shit in it is because it's a realm that draws people in from outside, for instance several dragonlance characters got trapped in Ravenloft.
It's a series of realms ruled by lords, each makes up their own personal hell.
I think this might be yours.
This game is a guilty pleasure of mine, played it as a wee little lad, and Ravenloft happens to be pretty much my favourite campaign setting for D&D.
Ravenloft is sort of the spooky scary setting of D&D. Vampires, werewolves and skeletons.
"WHY DOES YOU GET HIT?"
Remember that time Raistlin beat up Lord Soth by cornering him next to a force field and spazzing out in front of him?
12:28 Honestly, that is too perfect.
"I don't know this 'Ravenloft' shit, I only know the cool stuff like Forgotten Realms!" - Woolie, 2017
Beat you up! Oops wrong game...
It's always time to BEACHU APP!
Combination!
BEETCHUWAP
Shit, I had this game when I was little. Was a weird time for me, gaming identity was kind of in flux and I just sorta gravitated toward anything related to swords and sorcery. Remember not liking it, but was so obsessed with the aesthetic that I chipped away anyway.
And then it was lost to time. AND THEN I actually went to the effort of re-acquiring it when I got older and decided to rebuild my collections. Shit controls like 9/11, especially by the standards of literally any arena style game made after 1997. Been sitting on the shelf ever since, relic of a bygone age. A really stupid bygone age.
Point is, don't be me. Don't let nostalgia and and a pretty(?) face trick you into unearthing what ought have remained buried.
This is one of the hardest SBFP videos to search for. I've always firmly believed poor SEO is one of, if not *the* reason why they were never as popular as they could've been.
Best ending for a scrublord.
How a rushdown character would be played in this game. Turn around and slam your face into the wall for an unblockable knockdown for both players. The one who faceplants into the wall wakes up first so he can do a mixup... if there even are mixups in this game.
Is this Anor Londo??..
"No, this is Patrick."
nope, this is Lothric
EvtheNev its anor fuck my momdo!
I remember playing this game way more than it deserved. I used the Goblin guy! (before watching the video)
I had this as a kid
Woolie's face at 0:03 is a treasure of the universe
3:23 "Who's that wizard who has a name similar to that that's from Forgotten Realms, and he appears in other realms?"
Heh...take your pick!
1) Elminster Aurum (most likely the guy you're talking about, since he travels to other worlds, planes and universes like _we_ travel to other aisles at Walmart)
2) Mordenkainen (creator of many spells, including the 9th-Level spell Mordenkainen's Disjunction, which is pretty much an "I win!" spell if you throw it out during a wizards' duel. Looked cooler when he wasn't bald.)
3) Halaster Blackcloak (carved the ever-changing, ginormous-ass Undermountain labyrinth/dungeon out of a huge mountain for the specific purpose of fucking with adventurers. Also got imprisoned in the NIne Hells, broke out and turned a bunch of Demon Princes into his prison bitches.)
4) Khelben Blackstaff (created a bunch of spells, and couldn't be killed because any wounds he took would instantly heal up. One of the _very_ few people in existence who could fuck with Elminster and get away with it.)
5) Iggwilv (wrote the Demonomicon of Iggwilv and created a bunch of spells. Her mother was Baba Yaga, so you _know_ she's hardcore.)
5) Aznar Thrul (a wizard who become one of the nine rulers of magocratic Thay, until Szass Tam turned into an even bigger dick and ate his soul or some shit.)
6) Azuth (a wizard who became a god)
7) Mystra (a wizardess who became a goddess)
8) Velsharoon (a wizard who became a lich, _then_ became a god)
9) Szass Tam (a wizard who became the Emperor of Thay after killing off Aznar Thrul and the seven other Zulkirs of Thay, but he lost his longstanding "Which one of us can become more powerful?" bet with Velsharoon because emperors are crap compared to gods.)
Oops. In before "I was thinking of Elminster" at 7:20! :-P
Ravenloft is a pretty great setting! The older book I have basically describes it as being similar to Warhammer Fantasy with suspicious villagers, cursed magic and even gunpowder weapons! The newer book is specifically a campaign and less of a custom setting sourcebook. A great place to trap players too used to the generally kinder forgotten Realms.
It's that time of the week folks! Let's get to Scrub-a-dubba doo-bop doo-bippity-bow! Howcha!
Matt immediately went for the furry option the second he got hands on a controller, surprising no one.
You know what fighting games need?
Unclear health bars.
that ending though . true comedy
30:25 - Gentlemen, I do believe we have found the next Daigo Evo Moment.....
Thank you, these are the sounds of my youth.
Imagine being 10 and playing this. My favorite fighting game as a kid.
Halloween cookies forgotten by a spooky ghost.
This game should have been titled Wall & Bounce : Bumblekings of Ravenloft
BUMBLEKINGS THE FIGHTING
_I AM YOUR MASTER!_
*(runs into a wall)*
Hypest gameplay on YT
Finally! This is what I was talking about! I've played a lot of this!...It was really a huge waste of time!
"That's someone thinking they understand...and not understanding at all!"
The ending was the cherry on top of this shit cake.
Happy Saturday everyone.
P
Basically the one thing about this game that isn't total shit is that the character select is organised by alignment.
If this isn't the bottom of the barrel, I don't wanna know what sort of abominations lay ahead.
I think "Zenobia" was the name of Conan the Barbarian's queen.
This looks like the kind of game they would play in Reboot.
Normal guys having stands makes sense.
Kira just wants to live a normal life after all.