Did they? Did they really? I don't believe you. I don't believe anyone has seen the end of this video, so how do we know if it is 40 minutes? Even if it is, did the best friends stick around for the 40 minutes, or did they just leave the tape running? Again- we will never know, since no one wll sit through this.
Man u can almost hear the gritting of teeth. "I'm so sorry for Max having to play an advance build of the upcoming Soul Calibur, when we're having the best time with The Risers."
I think it's supposed to be skin and blood flying out of you, but it just looks like hamburger buns and patties so it's like these characters are pinatas full of McDonalds.
Now see here. This is no good. The barrel is all well and good but sometimes, some games in the barrel tend to leak and ooze. And all those juices mix and congeal in the cracks and crevices of the barrel. That's usually fine but what happened here is someone took a screwdriver and scraped all that gunk out and molded it into a "game". And that's no way to do things.
Mr. Wyndi isn't just called Mr. Wyndi because he is a Chicago mobster, but because he's a wendigo. That would also explain the biting move. Since Thalasinus is under the Kelpie's curse, he is presumably turning into a kelpie, not a horse.
+BainesMkII now if we can just narrow down the countries that believe in 'kelpie?' and wendigos we'll be that much closer to figuring out where this game came from
Someday, the developer(s) of this game will have to face the thing that allowed them to create this game in our universe, and they will have to justify the space and time it has consumed.
otakon17 True, but Plague isn't a shit-eating conservative edgelord. SJWs make me cringe; she makes me rage. Plague, conversely, makes me wanna move south and smash fruit bowls with him.
All other fighters are now rendered inert now that we got SMESH, and Soul Calibur 6. If only there was a new Dong Dong Edit: Holy shit this game is doo doo. That ending. The barrel needs to stop being explored. Come up.
Man, I wish there was a show about fighting games where two chucklefucks just explore the intrigue, secrets, and history of fighters. That'd help me to understand why this exists. It's a shame the closest we get is the odd Maximillian exposé.
Coming back to this 4 years later, It's worth pointing out that there are only 7 videos of The Risers including this one on TH-cam, and they ALL came out around the same time, with this one likely being the first. Literally no other videos exist, and only this one, and 2 others have the endings, and honestly they're just as dumb and hilarious. If anyone can find the rest of the endings and brave the stupidity of this game, please up load it so we can all be welcome to the glory of death's flesh.
3:01 Oh my god, this game is a tire fire of epic proportions. I'm not talking about the weird control issue they had. Everything about this game looks horrifically bad. EDIT: 4:55-5:24 Oh my god will the camera stop doing that!? Jesus Christ!
The first time I ever saw the intro to Saturday morning scrublords was right after I had seen there recent episode of Omicron that's when the intro was starting to get "corrupted" I had thought the intro to Saturday night scrublords was because of Omicron
I am trying to wrap my head around that weird food effect... ...did... did he try to fake a blood effect by using a random ketchup based effect he got from a store, and he never test it and find out that the effect also has mustard and buns?
This game is like a M-Rated Fighting Game made within the same universe of "Shh...! Welcome to Frightfearland". Or pretty much the small amount of obscure PS1 horror games, this game is definitely interesting.
This game feels like a mix between the Ring, Grudge, and Salvador Dali in video game form. I am literally uneasy watching and hearing this. It’s so surreal to look at.
I am convinced that Woolie just creates these games when he can’t find a good one for Fisticuffs
He just randomly picks something from the bottomless barrel
Matt: "What'd you have to do, Woolie?"
Woolie: **various woolie sniffing sounds**
Oh boy it's one of those games
and it was still fucked up at the beginning. They controlled each others attacks (but not movement)
This looks like a fever dream I had in 1999 after playing too much Tekken 3 and snorting a ground up Pentium 3
Colin Whiteside
SAME
nerds snort computer parts confirmed
I'm sorry, a ground up WHAT????
@@JOfJaZ PENTIUM THREEEEEEEE
I can't believe they got 40 minutes out of this
Expect nothing and deliver more???
Did they? Did they really?
I don't believe you. I don't believe anyone has seen the end of this video, so how do we know if it is 40 minutes? Even if it is, did the best friends stick around for the 40 minutes, or did they just leave the tape running? Again- we will never know, since no one wll sit through this.
This is the best its ever been.
Did you hear that summary of the characters? Damn right they got 40 minutes out of this.
i fell asleep, that shouldn't happen,
The hit sparks look like someone detonating an M80 in a cheese burger.
Killer Queen has already touched that burger!
It's so bad
Hypno-Thorax that description is just so...I want to see it.
This is the weird indescribable game they talk about in those creepypastas where they pick it up at the garage sale.
It even ends with a weird monologue about endangered children.
"What does it mean when you lose your texture" is the best sentence ever spoken in a fisticuffs
Welcome in Omikron, the fighting game
Seriously the first minutes of this video are worth the entry price alone.
Nomad Soul dlc coming soon.
Wasn't Omikron its own fighting game?
And Omikron was already a fighting game with way to big environments and body stealing/face offing.
THIS ISN'T OMIKRON
you can tell because the music's different
Yeah there is nobody yelling "BIG BANG IS MADE UP DEEP FRIED TOMATOES" so this can't be Omikron
>Scrublords
>40 minutes long
I'm getting some popcorn, this is gonna be good!
Those character summaries. The speed. This game.
THEIR INTRO SCREENS AND WEIRDLY CHINESE-WESTERN MUSIC
T H E K I C K B A C K S Y S T E M
*T H E*
*K E L P I E S*
*C U R S E*
This should've been a Spookycuffs.
Because this game scares me just by existing.
The Risers go up. But erection go down.
*YOU FORGOT THE SPOOKIES?!*
That and this game plays like a literal Shitstorm. Plus all of the characters look like monsters from cheap horror movies.
8 11 12? That's not a haiku.
Man u can almost hear the gritting of teeth. "I'm so sorry for Max having to play an advance build of the upcoming Soul Calibur, when we're having the best time with The Risers."
+Hermitstatus
This is Spookycuffs.
Its look gets my blood running fast
But in a bad way.
I think it's supposed to be skin and blood flying out of you, but it just looks like hamburger buns and patties so it's like these characters are pinatas full of McDonalds.
It seemed more like meat and bone fragments to me
I know one vvyman who'd love Mcdonald pinatas.
In china games aren’t allowed to be very gory, so I think they made it ambiguous
"These characters are pinatas full of McDonalds."
*Paige sweating intensifies.*
You seem to crop up in a lot of comments sections I visit. Retsupurae, Bro Team, and now here... you're very prolific!
Now see here. This is no good. The barrel is all well and good but sometimes, some games in the barrel tend to leak and ooze.
And all those juices mix and congeal in the cracks and crevices of the barrel.
That's usually fine but what happened here is someone took a screwdriver and scraped all that gunk out and molded it into a "game". And that's no way to do things.
*Sees character select screen* Oh, we're doing one of these? This 40 isn't going to be enough...
Hypno-Thorax The alcohol or the video length?
Answer: *_YES_*
Get your 40 of crack ready.
already took it, i need another one
imagine only getting one 40
Is this taking the MvC:I slot at Evo?
It’s taking the Smash Melee
Fucking Detroit: Become Human is taking MVC:I’s EVO slot. They made a slot just to take it away from MVC:I.
I mean, it looks better
FEAR isn’t even a word that can fathom what I am feeling
DISTURBED!
what about Condemned?
Pure unadulterated AGONY
Unfathomable AGONY
*F3AR
That's the best control scheme ever devised
It's always nice to hear the Groose theme every time we get one of these Scrublord episodes...
Mr. Wyndi isn't just called Mr. Wyndi because he is a Chicago mobster, but because he's a wendigo. That would also explain the biting move. Since Thalasinus is under the Kelpie's curse, he is presumably turning into a kelpie, not a horse.
BainesMkII the fact you figured this out from this shitshow of a game amazes me.
+BainesMkII now if we can just narrow down the countries that believe in 'kelpie?' and wendigos we'll be that much closer to figuring out where this game came from
ytubeanon does one really want to though?
Wendigos, well known for using Tommy guns.
Allegra makes me think that she is a result of Voldo and eddy gordo being fused together while making a fruit salad.
She reminds me of that villain from Reboot.
But if you're moving one character and making attacks with the other character, then who wins when one of them is defeated???
dominichokage with this game no one wins
This game makes me feel sick
Yeah its great
We don’t deserve good fighting games
In fact, we should ask for another 40 minutes. Go through every character's story mode.
You accidentally bought the German version, where all the blood and bone is replaced with pizza toppings.
We would have made em all Robots, like in Contra, Turok and Command and conquer.
Can I get the german WeaponLord where everything's the same but the lifebars are just a big pizza on the top of the screen
@@a.rheser8181 don't forget Soldier of Fortune 2. The only game in which you can be a robot with a robot moustache.
New video go UP
Comment originality go doooown
Something something barrel something something effluvium.
Thumbing decisions going.... west?
Well the comments start coming, they don't stop coming...
Fed to ellipses, and I hit the ground typing.
This isn't your average everyday scrublords. This is... advanced scrublords.
And this... is to go further beyond!
Ultra Instinct Scrublords
Worf says *"This barrel has NO BOTTOM!"*
Francis York Morgan existential question: how can the barrel crush Worf if it has no bottom?
I keep screaming but God won't answer.
The barrel keeps getting deeper we will never reach the bottom
Buster Machine 7 The barrel is like the ghost alley way in Morioh just when we think we’re leaving we loop back around
Redskingman Its closer to the continue screen in MK4, but it never ends. The spikes never arrive.
This is like someone took Terrordrome and The Black Heart and threw them through a burning woodchipper.
At least the burning woodchipper sounds metal
The Pickles Darn right it is. But then you realize it spewed The Risers into existence.
Which might be the most metal thing of all...
The music sounds like someone took a spooky song and sent it through that shitty free midi converter.
Mandrid Hugh sounds like something we hear from the WOOLIE HOLE
An n64 beta game gone horribly wrong
Were1974 there's not a single N64 game this decent
your dad hah!
Those character bios are GOLD
Are we all going to die in 7 days now???
I’m genuinely disturbed.
Someday, the developer(s) of this game will have to face the thing that allowed them to create this game in our universe, and they will have to justify the space and time it has consumed.
"Accept the destiny of the desert of your flesh will be mine."
- Shakespeare
This is like a fighting game they'd play in Cruelty Squad
Oofs go up. Will to live go down.
This weird aesthetic they landed on actually makes me way more uncomfortable than if they’d just nailed the horror vibe they were going for.
This game is so disgusting that I regret watching it while I ate
Oh, something's rising alright.
for me its my blood pressure.
Yeah, my suicidal thoughts
My dinner
The Superstar(REDACTED)
Your wiener schnitzel?
5:30 "It's Plague of Gripes versus Ann Coulter, let's go"
That's an insult to Allegra.
Stephen Manuel It's an insult to Plague!
otakon17 True, but Plague isn't a shit-eating conservative edgelord. SJWs make me cringe; she makes me rage.
Plague, conversely, makes me wanna move south and smash fruit bowls with him.
otakon17 Also, my fat clumsy thumbs may have disliked your reply by mistake. Sorry, famalam.
All other fighters are now rendered inert now that we got SMESH, and Soul Calibur 6. If only there was a new Dong Dong
Edit: Holy shit this game is doo doo. That ending. The barrel needs to stop being explored. Come up.
Not to mention all the waifu material in Cross Tag
Hopefully Capcom has its shit together enough for a new fighter after DMCV and REmake2 come out..
AfroMetalMizu Dig up.
DEATH
AfroMetalMizu you mean smUsh
The original fighting game.
This new build of Death Cargo looks good
This is barely a game guys.
Is this real life?
Man, I wish there was a show about fighting games where two chucklefucks just explore the intrigue, secrets, and history of fighters. That'd help me to understand why this exists.
It's a shame the closest we get is the odd Maximillian exposé.
Most people's nightmares involve practical fears or traumas-- but I only see shitty indie games on Xbox and Steam.
Someone needs to stop Woolie from making all these games.
And by “stop” I mean “force to make more”.
Allegra is like if my sleep paralysis demon got bored of hovering over my bed and broke into my edibles
Gotta love the fact that a character in this game has the same name of an antihistamine.
I didnt know you could just download actual vomit onto your computer and just play with it.
People made this game and nodded their heads, saying “This’ll put butts in seats”.
I completely lost it when Woolies said "Horse Breaker"
Thanks for the upcoming nightmares!
What do you mean? The child were made to be smile many!
The broken english for some reason scares me the most of anything
"I'm glad you're watching this and not Max streaming SC6!"
Actually he's streaming SNK Heroines rn but nice way to let us know when ya'll filmed this.
Undead knight from Iberian peninsula? Are you sure THIS isn't Soul Calibur 6?
Coming back to this 4 years later, It's worth pointing out that there are only 7 videos of The Risers including this one on TH-cam, and they ALL came out around the same time, with this one likely being the first. Literally no other videos exist, and only this one, and 2 others have the endings, and honestly they're just as dumb and hilarious.
If anyone can find the rest of the endings and brave the stupidity of this game, please up load it so we can all be welcome to the glory of death's flesh.
which videos have the other endings
More fighting games should replace those boring regular hitsparks with an explosion of hamburger ingredients.
3:01
Oh my god, this game is a tire fire of epic proportions. I'm not talking about the weird control issue they had. Everything about this game looks horrifically bad.
EDIT: 4:55-5:24
Oh my god will the camera stop doing that!? Jesus Christ!
The camera will NOT stand still, oh gawd
This feels like the type of game I would dream about when I'm having a fever as a kid.
"Follow your heart, but take your brain with you." -Lord Austin, 2018
The first time I ever saw the intro to Saturday morning scrublords was right after I had seen there recent episode of Omicron that's when the intro was starting to get "corrupted"
I had thought the intro to Saturday night scrublords was because of Omicron
I am trying to wrap my head around that weird food effect...
...did... did he try to fake a blood effect by using a random ketchup based effect he got from a store, and he never test it and find out that the effect also has mustard and buns?
We should of known Plauge's super power was turning into a horse with fangs eating weird lady cooters.
dustin lawrence I mean, Plague’s always been into some WEEEEEEIRD shit.
WHEN'S DONG DONG PART 2
Dong Dong 2: Dong Harder
We need dong dong 2.
Full LP of Dong Dong or we riot.
I fucking love scrublords. It's their best videos. Moments like 3:08-3:28 are exactly why. This is great.
The menu music sounds like someone pressing notes on an electric keyboard with a single finger really really fast
Man, I really hate the redesign for Hexadecimal in this footage from Reboot: The Guardian Code.
This game is like a M-Rated Fighting Game made within the same universe of "Shh...! Welcome to Frightfearland".
Or pretty much the small amount of obscure PS1 horror games, this game is definitely interesting.
Dude, why the hell does it look like bread and jam when they get hit? Like, its getting me hungry
I'm scared of the mind that developed this game
Imagine a three-legged race, but where you want to win over your partner... that's this game.
It's been really long since I've seen a Scrublords, and that Liam edit is just the best.
You guys should do a gungrave LP
been saying this for ages
Comeon Nodont Im glad to join the battle
"Kick their ass!"
Vahlok142 you know it
Isn´t there a new one comin out? I swear a saw a trailer recently.
Another week without SG 2nd Encore, another week Best Friends disappoint me...
Expect nothing and yet deliver even less
Maybe for the next hundredth episode.
C’mon guys. I know you’re playing Detroit, but that robo-pussy is waiting for you. Go for it.
yukimeans_snow
>they only play stuff that's really good
That's a strong burn.
Skullgirls is goddamn marvelous.
yes both, he actually play two games really is good but same time is really bad. You know what a talking about....
*another week The best friends prove to be cowards
Ive only just noticed the cookies part of the opening is the same as the original one except Liam is using his invisibility magic
Saturday Morning Scrublords is still the most perfectly mood-setting and thematically appropriate opening for a video series I've ever seen...
This game feels like a mix between the Ring, Grudge, and Salvador Dali in video game form. I am literally uneasy watching and hearing this. It’s so surreal to look at.
As someome who lives at the Iberian Peninsula, I confirm all of this as true
This game is like initiation ritual to enter some occult sect.
Allegra? Really? Does she specialize in fighting allergy-based characters? Does her super move clear your sinuses?
Mt Wyndi looks like Inspector Gadget.
_Uncle John's* gone Postal...!_
*John Brown's the name of the Live Action movie Inspector Gadget, played by Matthew Brodrick.
Are people just making games for you guys to play on Scrublords now?
Allegra is an over the counter allergy medication.
And Thalasinus (depending on result) is a species of snake, grasshopper, or a mythical sword.
I laughed so hard at these first few minutes. Not even through the whole video yet
"Follow your heart, but take your brain with you" is some pretty sage advice if you ask me.
If you're not watching this in it's true form, 144p, you're not living son.
Fuckin wild that I'm playing Street Fighter 6 while listening to this, good times
Christ this game has more shaky camera cuts than a new 'Taken' movie.
Truly this is where the dead go to die...the fighting game.
You nailed it. Also, fuck you for reminding me of that movie.
This game did not exist untill the day of recording when it was picked from the ether
NO PLOT PROGRESSION
Tsuri is just Chakan the Forever Man
Finally a real fighting game
This game has SEVERE ARTISM
I'm seeing this in 2024 and am perplexed on why someone thought this was good
This legit feels like a fever dream. Is it the music, the voices or the break-neck speed?
I had tears in my eyes from those fucking character bios. Up is down down is up but this game is pretty alright in my book.