The Deprogram Episode 54: The Deprogram vs The Program (Ft. CIA Podcast)
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"and JT's NSA file grew 3 sizes that day"
i've joined the war on communism on the side of the communism
I'd love to see the CIA hosts on this show, everything Hakim would say would have to be bleeped out
i hate bleeping but true af
*Solid Snake torture noises*
@@cat_city2009 more like sad cuz we ignored that type of bleep
On god
"The Soviet Union is an empire of evil"- Ronald Ragin
Ronald Ragin is correct but I don't understand why he called the US the Soviet Union
Lmaoooo the way you spelled that ghouls name 😭
"How dare they giving black people equal rights and free education to everyone" Ronald Ragin.
@@pokepreet1 I've never been good at spelling names please give me the actual spelling and I'll fix it
@@That_guyVII it's Reagan, but please...don't correct it. It's perfect in its original form.
@@SatanasExMachina alright
I tried to get a friend (she's a trans woman) to make machine gun noises and she failed. We can now define a woman as "an adult human incapable of making machine gun sounds with her mouth."
Funnily, I, a cis man questioning his gender, struggle to do this as well. Yugopnik is on to something.
This made me smile
Bruh I asked my mom to make a machine gun sound and she made the most non sensical sound I ever heard in my life! What does Yugopnik knows that we don't?!🤨
Are you sure you're a cis man? Defect to the side of Transfemmetariat. We have blahaj.
@@maple7093 I have been more comfortable identifying as agender as of late, but I still stand with my transfemme comrades.
Do I still get a blahaj, though?
@@ycleptprof.5249 yes. Blahaj are available for all under the trans umbrella, even under the enby umbrella.
51:18 “Assassinate that like button”
Hours later, the like button was found with 2 bullets in the back of the head
You already know the second half of this joke
I am surprised that I do, but yeah, I do.
What a tragic suicide.
It's been confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt, Yugopnik is officially 12 😂
Officially and canonically 12.
Welp… I’m going to jail for my fanart…
@@Adraria8 he's only mentally 12, he's 12 but in the body of a 30 year old, I see no other explanation
@@strawberryJen711 So it's like anime, but backwards.
@@Ajente02 yes
Listening to Hakim's segment I was thinking that a CIA podcast would actually be pretty awesome! Just get actors to play agents talking about how great the CIA is but use the real history. Very good dark humor podcast!
Imagine the quotes
"Oh, man
One time I was about to waterboard this guy and he went nuts before I even put the towel on his face LMFAO. Mf looked like those prostitutes we used to torture randomly with electricity every couple months that they were under extreme sensory deprivation. Oh, MKULTRA how I miss you. it was so fun!"
"What about that time we overthrew that Latin American country's government and instated a fascist state?
- which one?
- exactly LOL. "
"- Remember when we went undercover to sell crack to dealers working specifically in black neighborhoods? Boy did they love that, it was so addictive that basically every penny went to crack and ofc the subsequent "housing" crisis and violence/theft increase made the shares we had bought on real estate in other zones skyrocket. it was only topped by the sacklers ingeniously patenting heroin to sell to sick people and get them addicted to heroin after they can't afford oxycodone. Damn bastards stole our crack profits... "
"One time I was following this totally unsuspecting terrorist and I just knocked on his door and said "it's Jacques, man", so he was like "Jacques who?" And then I breached it and said "Jacques-arta, bitch" mf pissed himself over a literal knock knock joke! Hahahahaha so funny "
(I mean, someone must've thought of that, right? Who knows....
All else is verifiably true(maybe not the archer waterboarding reference and the profiting off of real estate during all that self-imported Colombian cocaine bit, but why wouldn't they? I'm sure some did tho))
From wikipedia (so take with a box of salt)
"the CIA had dropped 212 agents into China, resulting in 101 agents killed and 111 captured" [Extraordinary Fidelity, 2013, CIA]
212 out of 212 eliminated. Excellent work, Xi!
God, that makes me happy.
There are probably 212 more but 212 lost is already an incredible loss rate, even if it's less than half. Gotta hand it to Xi, he really is good at finding the capitalists dogs.
I really shouldnt laugh at all this death. However...
An interesting page to read is the CIA's paramilitary operations application page on their website. Even the "Capabilities and intentions of rogue nations" part was funny to me. Rogue nations being any nation that goes against capital. Socialist nations are high on the list.
really not even "against capital" just "against US-based intl bourg hegemony" (see modern russia) even the national bourg of some countries cannot escape this shit
@@pallingtontheshrike6374 (not only russia, most of the middle east is included)
I will admit I was THIS close to start making gun sounds but I refrained from doing so because it's very silly and immature...
and also i dont want to find out the truth, how could i keep on living knowing that i cant fucking imitate a machine gun😭
There there, buddy. There's so many different machines guns, you just gotta shop around until you find your brrrratatat
Hey so... How does JT really feel about the CIA?
I may be leaping to conclusions, but I'm beginning to think he's not completely happy with them.
Yugopnik, your recent vid about "human nature" was a beautiful piece of work. Totally s-tier material.
Commenting till the hakim and yugopnik get vtuber models. Episode #2
Yes pls
epiosde 74 must have been exciting 4 u
It's kind of poetic that Hakeem is the one that's going to end up in prison since he has the Lenin profile picture
wdym that's just what he looks like
God damn. JT dropped some bars there. That was fire.
"The toothpaste must flow." - The CIA, probably.
The fact that I tried to make the guns sounds and couldn't 😭😭💔
It's such an silly prompt, saying out loud, outta nowhere, is v funny indeed.
holly shit jt that was one powerful wrap-up
You guys make me want to start my own commie ass channel. Goddamnit.
do it comrade
Do it comrade
one of my favorite anecdotes about CIA operatives is that former Operative Tom King went into the comic book industry and proceeded to write a book in which batman waterboards a dude.
Just woke up to this New Hakim video, and Second Thought too. Gonna be a good day
Thanks for the consistent hard work.
It would've been hilarious if one of those questions was like "In which year did the CIA illegally overthrow the democratically elected government of X country?"
Or a match the year to the coup kinda double column list
This is a nice podcast to listen to if you live in a conservative place and don’t have many friends who agree with your values
i can make machine gun sounds yugopnik
Chatanooga to Langley is still over a 9-hour drive
That precious slav brother slaps every time! Much love form Siberia guys.
The opening to this ep gave me an existential crisis lmao. Why can't I do funny mouth gun noise, and why did I have to discover this about myself? HOW DO YOU DO FUNNY MOUTH GUN NOISE?????
The start was amazing out of context
Eggshell lol I am 100% certain the color is eggshell blue 🤣🤣🤣. It's so funny because that color is so weird when you see it on the wall I thought my room was green for the longest time just to find out it's actually blue but now I see It's as gray lmao
Huh, had no idea Hakim is colorblind
The NSA gave out their own merch at a few recruiting events at my university before. I would be surprised if the CIA doesn't do the same thing
They do it openly in job fairs on ivy leagues, not even a secret
They also attend a LOT of conferences and academic events, specially in things related to militarily-useful tech and nuclear physics.
Go to one and start asking everyone if they know someone that can enrich uranium and soon enough you'll find yourself tripping balls and waking up with a towel over your face
1:00:53 emotional daaaaaaaaamaaaaage
Great episode, boys. Out of breath from laughing. Keep up the great work. We love you ❤
Thanks for another podcast, always lovely to hear all your voices!
I too do spec ops in my apartment.
I made the gun sounds, but now I'm not sure if they are adequate enough 😆
Yugopnik- You’re right, I couldn’t do it. 😂
You guys got pretty passionate this time. Love to hear it!
I'd imagine that CIA trivia would be a useful way to see who's got intel they shouldn't have and then deal with them accordingly.
Holy fuck I'm not even a star sign person and I knew Yugopnik was a Leo. That's some real Leo energy.
In Russia I've seen quite a few people wearing black baseball hats with "СIА" written on it. Spy movies did their job well.
Imagine people wearing SVR caps in the US 🥴
I will now only date women that can make machine gun sounds
You mean femboys?
Based
So... Latinas?
i've listened to JT's fire outro several times now
40:00 Hakim the T57 is an American tank
This episode has me busting up.
What is Yugopnik smoking lmfao
Cuban cigar🤣
Mahorka, the cigarette of the Soviet Union. Or Cuban cigars.
Hakim can't say it but I know that dude is a fuckin Pisces With Virgo rising.
Algorhythm
Al gore rhythm
Algorhyme. Algoreason.
"Tonight, the fish is with our sleepers." I re-watch these episodes over and over...will add new 'insights' now and then.
Can you guys add 'JOIN' button. I can't pay u via Patreon
This my first episode. It's great. ❤
😎
Algorhythm
I am a cis male and cannot make a machine gun sound with my mouth.
Has that changed yet
I know hakim is a good doctor but hearing that hes colorblind only makes me imagine zoidberg "snipping into goop" as a surgeon lmao
oes anyone know what country hakim lives in? i know he is in medical sector, but i wonder what country he lives in
He lives in Iraq.
Among US
s US
The only good CIA agent was Alex Mason from CoD Black Ops 1
Nah, he still took part in imperialism and tried to assassinate Castro
This is total clickbait, I was expecting to see JT fistfight J Edgar Hoover. I guess people just don’t go the full length anymore. 😔
You should make a Deprogram episode about urbanism and trains, where you talk about urbanist concepts and people like Adam Something or Alan Fisher.
Is this a joke? Adam Something is a fascist
@@frosty6845 yea sorry, didn't know when I made the comment. Alan's still cool doe.
gg
I swear all Leo’s are the same, date Gemini’s and gravitate towards other Leo’s. I thought there was a reason I liked Yugo so much, and that’s because Leo on Leo is some sort of circle jerk. Can you tell that I hate astrology and just know to much because of my girlfriend? Also she says pew pew for gun noises so can confirm lmao
Hello there leo bestie😀
@@miaumiau679 international Leo’s workers party 💪
Yugopnik can be general secretary and hasanabi can be minister for propaganda
1:51 Leo gang represent!
44:17 Maybe they created that episode purposefully like that in order to use it as a torture method. Grenius move
Algo comment
Latino women/enbys:
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Uncritical support for khaver Hakim.
Hakim's Metal Gear reference 😭😭😭😭
fuck i'm the guy who discovered his friend was a too late.
YO WE GOT THE EPISODE TO 420 LIKES
assasinate that like button 💀
I love listening to deez.
krazy
Hey I can make machine gun noises!
Burrrrrrrerrrrrllll Berrrrrrlllll,
Chuchuchuchuchuchuchhuuuuu
Phphphphphephephpephephe
Ah yes, one of my favourite jokes ever, "u nas chyornyh niet" xD
Yous know the one about an artillery soldier coming back home? xD
My friend Karla has a letter that her Dad, Anton LaVey, got from Ronald Reagan saying that he was taking office at some obscure-ass hour in the middle of the night, and asking for Anton's "Blessings or whatever" for Reagan's administration as Governor of California. I reckon that his staff took care of the letters to the Archbishop of Canterbury and whoever during office hours but you could see from the uneven strokes of an inexpert typist on the page that this was done by the man himself after hours. Apparently another base that he wanted to cover, just as he had evidently drawn up a star chart to pick the auspicious moment to take the oath of office. Proper preparation ftw!
Hakim bleeping out his sign is very mysterious, I’m gonna say he’s a scorpio
I am a guy and I am into astrology and the star signs but not in the way people like you guys always think of. I don't do the dumb horoscope stuff or any of that, it is just based on the stats and their positions during the time of your birth. Plus you can always tell bc almost 99% of people only know about the sun sign which is what everyone always talks about and what you guys said you were.
JT's piece at the end there should go on the firing wall in post-revolution USA lol.
Irish and the like can machine gun noises ach they're different xD
clearing my apartment with rifle. hard to get around corners with 10 foot long mosin tho
8:25 Imagine Attack on Titan, but it's liberals instead. 😂
22:30 There's a larger plack for my state's DOT workers at the rest stop.
I now wanna take everyone's toothpaste too.
Yugopnik being a fellow Leo is everything I didn't know I needed/wanted!
Jesus christ jt
Dude this is dangerous stuff.
1:00:51 😊
"at least" 3d form yugopnik who's your hyperdimensional art dealer?
Title should've just been "deprogram ovs the program"
So Yugopnik started collecting anime figures?
what commercial are they taking about around 49:15?
Funny how from the US ip you can not leave a commentary.
This episode me laugh out loud multiple times
Swagggg
They do get pensions
Lenin owned 9 Rolls Royces.
My right wing friends are calling it quite hypocritical. What will you guys say to this?
Socialism isn't a poverty cult.
@@lightenough but 9 Rolls Royce... not like 1 for personal use but 9?!? Meanwhile private property was abolished.
@@politicalmeow8532 Private =/= personal. You can't own giant swaths of land but your car / dog / gun is yours.
You’re clearly right wing as well if you’re posing this question
@@frosty6845 how does that make any sense?
Hakim don’t forget your are not the only host bud. Don’t interrupt and cut people off. It is dismissive of their points.
love you guys