Everything Wrong With Speed 2 in 25 Minutes or Less

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  • @solomonsterling4787
    @solomonsterling4787 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    It’s in movies like this where I think that Willem Dafoe has 42 more faces bones than the average human

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Happy year of the yin water rabbit

    • @Ad-fu6tj
      @Ad-fu6tj ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Willem DaBone

    • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
      @Frosty_tha_Snowman ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So that's what makes him and Gordon Ramsay so terrifying..

    • @carston101
      @carston101 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes! Saw this as a little kid and for the longest time to me Willem was "that scary faced man" lol

    • @mrroozdkiekaeus3411
      @mrroozdkiekaeus3411 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He still does it. His face acting is why i like him so much.

  • @LocalActingWeirdo
    @LocalActingWeirdo ปีที่แล้ว +398

    so Willem Dafoe's character got fired by his board of directors? I thought you couldn't do this to him. Do you know how much he sacrificed?

    • @GoHazyQuietSexAngel
      @GoHazyQuietSexAngel ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrChupaFisher
      @MrChupaFisher ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nice 🤣

    • @brenthendricks8182
      @brenthendricks8182 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not as much as Phil Leotardo, who had to eat gilled cheese sandwiches off a radiator.

    • @AR-iz7rm
      @AR-iz7rm ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OUT?! AM I?! Lol Jameson you slime! Whos the photographer thats takes the pictures of spiderman!

    • @bertbccfu9564
      @bertbccfu9564 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@brenthendricks8182it's pronounced
      (Ratyaytor) lol

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Keanu made the right choice in skipping this turkey, not even Sandra or Willem could save it!

    • @Titanbrotha00
      @Titanbrotha00 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I never wanted to see "Speed 2" & still haven't till this day as much as I absolutely loved Speed when it first appeared in theaters in '94.

    • @The_Rickest_Rick
      @The_Rickest_Rick ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Who Dat Saints Nation Same here. I actually watched the original Speed at the drive-in with my family and have never seen the sequel (nor ever will).

    • @MIAPhilly
      @MIAPhilly ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sandra couldn't save an Ant from drowning in a paper cup

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰.

    • @jasonboyd9594
      @jasonboyd9594 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was a fun movie

  • @erenyeager7705
    @erenyeager7705 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Can't believe the director of this film agreed to Dafoe just being Dafoe.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion ปีที่แล้ว +40

      When you have Dafoe, you use Dafoe.

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happy year of the yin water rabbit

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰

    • @pa1nted
      @pa1nted หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Blasted2Oblivion depends if it's really dafoecus of the dafilm or not

  • @fyrflyr2378
    @fyrflyr2378 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    They are seriously going to let Willem Dafoe pass away without ever playing The Joker.
    And it bugs me to no end.

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If they do live-action Dark Knight Returns, maybe. There it'd be a toss-up between him and Tim Curry.

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@alm2187 Unfortunately, I don't think Tim Curry is physically able to do it anymore.

    • @matthewcornwell2673
      @matthewcornwell2673 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@alm2187 The wheelchair might be an obstacle.

    • @J0HNJ0RDAN
      @J0HNJ0RDAN ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@matthewcornwell2673 At first, I chuckled. Then, you got me wondering.... handicapped people are still people (obviously). With the ever rising efforts to be all inclusive, I wonder how long it will be before we see a superhero/supervillain who is in a chair. Not like Prof X, who can use telepathy, but a legit badass in a chair?

  • @IRFSI
    @IRFSI ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Damn i used to love this movie as kid but i see how Defoe carried the whole movie

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happy year of the yin water rabbit

    • @mrroozdkiekaeus3411
      @mrroozdkiekaeus3411 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dafoe is the one worth watching in this average movie. Patrick, the protagonist, just not selling it.

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰💦🐰🐇

  • @jdinfinite5055
    @jdinfinite5055 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The Cinema Sins writing is fantastic! With Jeremy’s line delivery it makes a perfect combo.

    • @jamesDJRPM
      @jamesDJRPM ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He definitely didn't hold back his true hatred for this movie..

  • @J.TiberiusKirk
    @J.TiberiusKirk ปีที่แล้ว +41

    21:28: The real reason the sailboat blew up so quickly is because it came from Springfield. Everything blows up instantly in the land of the Simpsons.

    • @0047sssss
      @0047sssss ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whenever you notice somethimg like that a wizard did it

    • @J.TiberiusKirk
      @J.TiberiusKirk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@0047sssssI have here the only working phaser ever built. It was fired only once, to prevent William Shatner from making another album.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@J.TiberiusKirk The whole world owes you a debt of gratitude.

  • @Ad-fu6tj
    @Ad-fu6tj ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Willem Dafriend is National treasure
    EDIT: I love his laugh

    • @cornlips7247
      @cornlips7247 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I approve of this ad.

    • @ohaiClemmy
      @ohaiClemmy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂 agreed

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *THAT ONE GUY:* It's Dafoe.

    • @Masada1911
      @Masada1911 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True statement

    • @thetruedarkener
      @thetruedarkener ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@waaaah5305 Jealousy oozing out of you.

  • @AldrickExGladius
    @AldrickExGladius ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "he lied about his job, he's NOT Keanu Reeves" 😂😂😂
    Its those little extras that keep me coming back.

  • @TheHufflepuffSaint
    @TheHufflepuffSaint ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Personally I'd like to add a massive Sin for those parents of Drew. They are goddamn awful to her. No wonder she seeks companionship in Alex.
    I mean the father chastised Drew for bunny hopping to UB40, and then chastises her outfit and straight up calls his own daughter a clown the next night while the mother stands there like a barrel of wet fish. Only when Drew goes missing she panics.
    Poor Drew is probably trying to make the best of this vacation; there's no kids her age to hang out with; it pretty much seems like an adult cruise as she's the only kid there. And things must be hard enough for her with the fact that in order to speak to others she needs to find someone who knows ASL.
    Just god awful parents who don't deserve forgiveness, Drew deserves better.

    • @jonsmith5058
      @jonsmith5058 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Amen, kids being outright dicks to their kids like that seemed to be more normal back then.
      That shit wouldnt fly these days and I respect her for not taking that shit and leaving.

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit

    • @A.R.77
      @A.R.77 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That acrid behavior seemed to start in the 90's and on...teaching and preaching a destructive family unit that has no measure of self control or respect for one another. To the extent of perversion.
      The good news is respect and curtesy are extremely contagious.

  • @josephfisher426
    @josephfisher426 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This deserved a mention of all the hard work by stunt people and set designers who had to put in the same amount of effort whether the movie was great or terrible.

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰🐇💦🐰🐇💦🐰🐇💦🐰🐇

    • @f1jones544
      @f1jones544 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're right, they do deserve that recognition. The movie they all worked really hard on totally sucked balls. But at least they all got paid at least standard wages and it's famous, which is a far cry from the majority of shitty movies that took equally hard work without anyone knowing the crap they made even exists as crap.
      Seriously, we all work hard at lousy, thankless jobs. If only they were as fun to make and generate as much entertainment as even really stupid movies so.

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@f1jones544 #JustMonika

  • @CBrown
    @CBrown ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Willem Dafoe's face is a national treasure.

    • @f1jones544
      @f1jones544 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why is he not on Mt Rushmore? Sure, he's not an 18th or 19th century POTUS, but let's not let technicalities get in the way.

    • @MrChupaFisher
      @MrChupaFisher ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@f1jones544 Yeah, he's better than all of them combined

    • @justinwilliam4644
      @justinwilliam4644 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's racist.

  • @PeadarBoc
    @PeadarBoc ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Speed 2 is a guilty pleasure of mines. I really enjoyed it when it first came out in the cinema. Oh, and it has a great score!

    • @AmicusAdastra
      @AmicusAdastra ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but it was so damn cool and original and everyone would have loved it if it wasn't called speed 2 or related to the speed univers

  • @Justforvisit
    @Justforvisit ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That expression at 19:06, goddammit, you'd think it's done with CGI or special effects, but nope, it's only William Dafoe being an absolutely amazing actor!

  • @JC_Cali
    @JC_Cali ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Considering I watched this too many times as a kid, I can confirm that Sandy & Dafoe make this movie a cult classic for me.

  • @FaydOgolon
    @FaydOgolon ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I've never seen this acknowledged anywhere, but originally "Die Hard 3" was supposed to take place on a cruise ship. After "Under Siege" came out, that was scrapped. Since Fox distrubuted both the "Die Hard" and "Speed" franchises, I get the idea they took that script for "Die Hard 3" and turned it into "Speed 2."

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But Die Hard 3 and 4 are probably one my favourites.

    • @ChewTheMPKiller
      @ChewTheMPKiller ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ryans413 3s f'in awesome

    • @haplon33
      @haplon33 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3 is so much fun. "Give me your pies... or I'll cave your head in."

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 ปีที่แล้ว

      All of the ‘Die Hard’ Films were non-DH Soec Scripts.
      This all tracks.

  • @TheValoisMadness
    @TheValoisMadness ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The opening scene was written to explain why Keanu wasn't in it. They didn't handle it well, but there WAS a reason for the scene being there.

    • @DadOfCall
      @DadOfCall ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah it’s because Keanu read the script 😂

    • @williamhaynes7089
      @williamhaynes7089 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Could have still done that on the ship... mentioned a breakup for whatever reason

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Alex is just going for a walk.
    A very enthusiastic walk

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Brandishing her vagina like a murder weapon" is a phrase that made me laugh for a solid five minutes

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fun fact: Roger Ebert (along with Siskel) were in the very small minority who liked this movie, and Ebert admitted that he got more criticism for his unpopular opinion on the movie than for any other movie.

  • @RobbyKingPin
    @RobbyKingPin ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Willem Dafoe is one of the most insane villain actors of all times and I'm sharing my birthday with him. I don't mind that he is often a villain in some shitty sequel. I just admire every moment he is on screen

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happy year of the yin water rabbit

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boondock saints.

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰

    • @Dark_Mishra
      @Dark_Mishra ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed! One of my favorite villain actors as well. My birthday is a week after his/yours.

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dark_Mishra #JustMonika #Popipa #Islam

  • @KaiyaAquamarine
    @KaiyaAquamarine ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m probably one of the few people - But this is one movie I love to watch over and over 😅. Of course I grew up with this movie so probably a lot of nostalgia for me haha. And yeah; I watch this more than the original lol.

  • @MrChupaFisher
    @MrChupaFisher ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "He's not Keanu!" 🤣 ...we're all sinners for not being Keanu...

  • @dougivks
    @dougivks ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I remember watching this movie in the theatre with 3 friends. There were 4 people in the entire theatre. You do the math. Was an amazing movie experience though when you can react to the movie any way you want, and nobody is there to care!

  • @MissRadi0active
    @MissRadi0active ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This brought back some nostalgia and reminded me of another movie that I've never heard anyone talk about. I would LOVE to see how many sins you would give "Deep Rising". Does anyone else remember that movie? 😂

    • @josephhautzenroeder7512
      @josephhautzenroeder7512 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That movie also had all sorts of ridiculousness. Tried to explain away why they pretty much never reloaded saying that the rifles had 1000rd magazines, but said magazines would weigh at least 40-50 lbs. I’d be great at cinemasins hahaha

  • @Walker_96365
    @Walker_96365 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The craziest part about it this movie is that the crash scene at the end was done practically at full scale. The scene cost over $25 million to make

  • @Straswa
    @Straswa ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great work CinemaSins, really glad I missed out on Speed's sequel.

  • @byronheath8925
    @byronheath8925 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    If Sandra and Keanu-lite hadn’t interfered, the villain would have stolen diamonds and crashed the ship into a tanker. With our protagonists on the case, the diamonds still got lost, the cruise ship demolished a town, and they STILL blew up the oil tanker with an airplane. +1 sin for the protagonists making EVERYTHING worse.

    • @jamesthornton3539
      @jamesthornton3539 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keanu-lite is the best description of him 😂😂😂

    • @byronheath8925
      @byronheath8925 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      THIS! I was nine years old when I first saw this movie, and even then I knew that this was an epic writing failure. The movie would’ve ended almost exactly the same way if their stupid lifeboat had worked.

  • @badge315
    @badge315 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun cruise ship trivia fact: the ship used in this film, the Seabourn Legend, has a sister ship, the Seabourn Spirit, which successfully repelled a pirate attack off the coast of Somalia in 2005.

  • @azneph611
    @azneph611 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That thumbnail though 😂

  • @nickadamgu
    @nickadamgu ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember loving this film when I was young. My sister and I would rent it for 50p and watch it twice. We both thought it was incredible.

    • @MrTribalsun
      @MrTribalsun 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🙆‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦‍♀️😂

  • @samgentelia6548
    @samgentelia6548 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should resin the movie warm bodies; that you can mention how the cure is simple as saying, no to your favorite meal lol

  • @TheGamingPile
    @TheGamingPile ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally watched this tonight and then open you tube and see this...long story short Cinemasins may be stalking me 🤣

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The things Sandra Bullock had to do get a wholesome drama financied. The film being "Hope Floats."

  • @ChakatStripedfur
    @ChakatStripedfur ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The fact that he didn't add a sin for the movie being called "Cruise Control" and yet Tom Cruise isn't in it boggles my mind.

  • @empirestate8791
    @empirestate8791 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Finally! I've been waiting for a CinemaSins on this movie.

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit

  • @carston101
    @carston101 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This was my first exposure to Willem as a pretty young child. Needless to say it skewed my view of him for a long time lol

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Now I want to see that version of Clue. What other murder weapons would it have? What rooms? So many possibilities.

    • @josephfisher426
      @josephfisher426 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am guessing that joke was made because that was Yvette? Colleen Camp is in this movie, anyway...

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰

  • @terejosh13
    @terejosh13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you don't know me by now, it is originally sung by Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes simply Red remade the song 🤣

  • @rickynelson3980
    @rickynelson3980 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can we just get a Speed 3 with Sandra and Keanu in production now and why hasn't Ryan George done a Pitch Meeting for Speed and Speed 2 yet.

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰💦🐰

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be super difficult, quite an inconvenience.

    • @DadOfCall
      @DadOfCall ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk if Ryan G could fit that much fake coke on his face for that pitch😂

  • @XeonAlpha
    @XeonAlpha ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Swimming under a ship going 17+ knots just a few feet away from the propeller powering said ship and not getting turned into beefcake carpaccio... DING!

  • @nateskyywalker
    @nateskyywalker ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "If You Don't Know Me By Now" is made by Harold Melvin and The Bluenotes

  • @PD-mi3qj
    @PD-mi3qj ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The boat ride to get on the boat looked like they were about to disembark It's A Small World at Disney

  • @DWAkhaten
    @DWAkhaten ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That thumbnail tho. No one makes crazy faces like Willem Dafoe.

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nic Cage

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@JimmyMon666 Now I want to see a contest.

  • @54spiritedwill54
    @54spiritedwill54 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Movie should have just be named as "The Seabourn Legend". Totally not related to the first Speed lol

  • @levitolle2605
    @levitolle2605 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    with all the "singing sins" you do now, i now know youre using cinema sins as a vehicle to launch your musical career

  • @StillTheVoid
    @StillTheVoid ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That William Dafoe thumbnail doe!!!!

  • @kratos1619
    @kratos1619 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That thumbnail just add some white makeup and red and you got a perfect joker 💯

  • @danceswithmules
    @danceswithmules ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Forgot to add a sin for two men somehow having the strength to manually spin a bow thruster hard enough to turn even a smallish cruise ship. Especially doing so awkwardly underwater.

  • @sidekickz2180
    @sidekickz2180 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how freaking gorgeous Sandra looks in this movie? 😍

    • @f1jones544
      @f1jones544 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've been having that moment for the last 30 years.

    • @saintsaens21
      @saintsaens21 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Had a coworker who looked just like her in this movie, she blushed when I told her so (but she was dating some brute so the blush just meant she was flattered).

    • @ryanmclark82
      @ryanmclark82 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She’s my celebrity crush🥰

    • @enemysquirrel
      @enemysquirrel ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cutest in the first Speed though

  • @o0phoenixx0o
    @o0phoenixx0o ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love the casually dropped Show Girls reference 😆

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wtf, there is a second one?! And here I thought Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho having 3 sequels was shocking.

    • @pomerlain8924
      @pomerlain8924 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, there was. Definitely forgettable.

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pomerlain8924 have a happy year of the yin water rabbit

    • @f1jones544
      @f1jones544 ปีที่แล้ว

      Psycho 7: Yep, Momma's Boy Still Can't Come to Grips

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pomerlain8924 #JustMonika #Popipa #Islam

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 ปีที่แล้ว

      Psycho has 3 Sequels, a TV Pilot that retcons those Films, a Remake and the TV Show.

  • @jopiaspieder1184
    @jopiaspieder1184 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That guy Maurice was in both Speed movies. The first one his car got to chase the villain and in part 2 his boat was used to do the same thing.

  • @slambangaction
    @slambangaction ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Believe it or not, Speed 2 was actually the second most expensive film of the summer of 1997, after Batman & Robin. Apparently the climactic boat crash cost more to film than the entirety of Speed 1. Jan de Bont just didn't seem to know to manage big budgets properly.

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰💦🐇

    • @AmicusAdastra
      @AmicusAdastra ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the boat cras hreally happened that's the thing

  • @CaloBrown
    @CaloBrown ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Why is everyone trying to kill me?!"
    "Cause you suck!" 🤣
    Oh, and the movie you are thinking of is Hudson Hawk.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Should have added 100 sins for making a "Speed" sequel and setting it on the world's slowest form of transportation.

    • @matthewrosenthal753
      @matthewrosenthal753 ปีที่แล้ว

      This so called film should have 1000 sins for existing at all.

  • @davincent98
    @davincent98 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Keep going
    You're good
    You're good
    You're good
    You're good
    Aaaaaaaaaand stop!
    Don't worry, Captain, we can buff out those scratches

  • @johnhammond9962
    @johnhammond9962 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hilariously Unlikely" sums up all action flicks. I love it.

  • @motherplayer
    @motherplayer ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Much like Dennis Hopper in the first film and how solid writing elevated his performance that much more, Dafoe doesn't really have that writing part, but he is still playing the hell out of it. Only thing worth remembering for this. And I guess Keanu was right in the first film with how relationships based around sex don't last very long, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't thinking "recast" would be why.
    4:16-4:27 That is the same dumb shit logic that was in "Nutty Professor II" where Sherman found the love of his life, ready to propose after so little screen time and it's clear this would have only made sense of Jada's character from the first film was this character that actually had the history that made sense to do so, but she didn't come back.

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 ปีที่แล้ว

      They didn’t recast him Keanu was asked to return and he said no.

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryans413 All the same. I don't blame him either with that script.

    • @bsgtrekfan88
      @bsgtrekfan88 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would argue the score is pretty solid. Its not as monumental and important as in the first, but it takes skill to revamp your score into a Caribbean version of itself and still have it work ;) Listen to the bit with the tanker vs the gap.

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰💦🐰

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is 8:45 right around the moment of her "oh, man" from the trailer? I liked how they cut it to seem like she meant "oh, man! What are the odds of me getting stuck on another vehicle in the thrall of a mad bomber?" 🤗

  • @ignoranceandcrisps
    @ignoranceandcrisps ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Apparently, Jan de Bont had a dream about a cruise ship crashing into a Caribbean village, woke up and basically thought, "I should make a movie about that!"
    I am not kidding. He said so in an interview.

  • @eodmadeit
    @eodmadeit ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact they brought back the elevator scene n That Relationships from Extreme Circumstances line should be Like a million Sins

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
    @skwisgarskwigelf7191 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    While it clearly doesn’t hold a candle to the original this movie was still entertaining. Willem Dafoe was great as the villain

    • @tjwhisenhunt1089
      @tjwhisenhunt1089 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he's one of few actors who can make shit films somewhat enjoyable

  • @e.enriquez4589
    @e.enriquez4589 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Summer of 97 I remember watching Lost World more than once at the theater

  • @yurdp
    @yurdp ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You guys didn’t make mention that the stubborn elevator lady from the first one is in part 2 as well, she gave Drew that convenient blanket. Also there’s a blatant reused shot of the Scottish crew member saying “zero”

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰💦🐰

  • @filipohman7277
    @filipohman7277 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome Work Bro, Thanks 👍👍👍👍 Greetings from Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸

  • @waitselljones8068
    @waitselljones8068 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So this movie has a reference to Lolita and a little girl who is chastised for how she's dressed hitting on an adult man.
    ... Can we just check this director's hard drive?

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s Dutch, to be fair.

    • @olandir
      @olandir 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah i was wondering who green lit this highly inappropriate sub-plot! Like WHY is it even in the movie. It adds nothing.

  • @80MWH
    @80MWH ปีที่แล้ว

    24:46
    You could maybe say the same with “The Rescuers Down Under” which also plays the “want to propose but stuff keeps interrupting the proposal” scenes.

    • @MrChupaFisher
      @MrChupaFisher ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but Rescuers had characters we cared about.

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's really hard to beat your side-boat water light thing when your one, three, and five woods were in the same bag with excessively enlarged golf balls.

  • @scottloessel6493
    @scottloessel6493 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So the guy in the speedboat is the same guy from the car in the first movie and even though they replaced Keanu Reeves they still have that "you again moment" even though they have never met

  • @davidtatro7457
    @davidtatro7457 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    7 minutes in, loving this so far. I just hope somewhere in here you might remove one sin for how over the top awesomely Willem Dafoe can play a villain. And now, back to the show....

    • @mingfanzhang6153
      @mingfanzhang6153 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰

  • @rawrimsobig
    @rawrimsobig ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time I see the thumbnail for this upload, I break down laughing uncontrollably 🤣

  • @Ride-Drive
    @Ride-Drive ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Perfect thumbnail doesn't exi....

  • @baxtersmom279
    @baxtersmom279 ปีที่แล้ว

    Con Air IS stupid, but also really fun! Thank you Jeremy for recognizing that!

  • @madstayy
    @madstayy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    as a child I thought this was a masterpiece

  • @jandecoleman1
    @jandecoleman1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Didn't need to make a video, just Speed 2 existing is the ultimate CinamaSin! Sin count should be ∞!

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Norman Osborn in Speed 2, lol

  • @that_pan_chick8650
    @that_pan_chick8650 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PLEASE! Sin the Netflix movie “trouble” about the dog. It’s so inappropriate 😂 and funny.

  • @SolCresta3405
    @SolCresta3405 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This could have easily been a Die Hard movie. If anything, at least it inspired Dynamite Cop on the Dreamcast.

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy year of the yin water rabbit

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it works better as a Die Hard film picture this. Jon decides to go on a vacation after all the crap he’s been through on the previous films and runs into William Dafoe character trying to steal the ships diamonds. Replace the Alex character with Jon’s and boom Die Hard

    • @SolCresta3405
      @SolCresta3405 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryans413 It’s what Die Hard With a Vengeance should have been. McClane goes on a cruise ship for a Christmas vacation, but it soon gets taken over by a terrorist group led by Simon Gruber.

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰

    • @bubba200874426
      @bubba200874426 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Half the action movies made for the 10 years after Die Hard was released could have been Die Hard. Including some Bruce Willis starred in.

  • @ericstuglik7022
    @ericstuglik7022 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That other movie you were trying to think of? Where they looped the tape? I think it was called "The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down".

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit

  • @KrunkCobain
    @KrunkCobain ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm something of a Speed 2 critic myself.

  • @CreatiVastARTS
    @CreatiVastARTS ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not going to lie, just watching THIS was exhausting, let alone sitting down to watch this entire movie!

    • @mingfanzhang6153
      @mingfanzhang6153 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Temuera Morrison was in this, and then "Barb Wire" the next year...
    Yeah, I'd take being known as the Fetts for the rest of my life. Easily.

    • @guyvizard549
      @guyvizard549 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also, "Barb Wire" is in need of the sin treatment.

    • @mingfanzhang8927
      @mingfanzhang8927 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a happy year of the yin water rabbit 💦🐰

  • @jklapmeyer
    @jklapmeyer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm so glad that THIS video is the ONLY amount of this movie I've watched...holy smokes

  • @GarretGrayCamera
    @GarretGrayCamera ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No sin for the exposition of how Keanu was written out of the sequel?

  • @jellis9618
    @jellis9618 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:35 best use of no effs to give I’ve ever heard. Well said.

  • @archive6094
    @archive6094 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Film Fact: Prior to making this film, Sandra Bullock had a fear of water

  • @michaelsalazar4249
    @michaelsalazar4249 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love that thumbnail.

  • @georgemetcalf8763
    @georgemetcalf8763 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Boat That Couldn't Slow Down, the sequel to The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down. If only the franchise continued on, we might have eventually got The Big-Ass Tobogan That Couldn't Slow Down.

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they done it with an airplane, we would be having 9/11 nightmares today.

    • @MrChupaFisher
      @MrChupaFisher ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe they would have gone F&F with it - The spaceship that couldn't slow down

  • @ochayethenoo
    @ochayethenoo ปีที่แล้ว

    The thumbnail is

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just a reminder that one year previous, Jan de Bont created the masterpiece Twister. And then made… this…thing.

    • @ianrobertson3419
      @ianrobertson3419 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hot take, twister is awful.

    • @youngsteph1
      @youngsteph1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ianrobertson3419 So True. Jan De Bont started with a deserved directing hit, & has gone downhill from there. Not surprising he hasn't been trusted to direct anything since 2003.

    • @ianrobertson3419
      @ianrobertson3419 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@youngsteph1 I did enjoy tomb Raider though. I thought it was a decent adaptation and there is some great actors in it. I think the twister plot was a dud but the visuals were okay.

    • @youngsteph1
      @youngsteph1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ianrobertson3419 It was okay. Certainly better than this turd & Twister. I think Jan De Bont was just a one hit wonder, in quality that is.

  • @kerr_b
    @kerr_b ปีที่แล้ว

    11 minutes in and I had forgotten this was called "Speed 2" until you mentioned it. It's so far from a sequel it's infuriating.

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This movie has a 4% on the Tomatometer. That pretty much tells us everything you need to know about this movie.

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happy year of the yin water rabbit

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean RT has a score for a movie that one can actually trust?
      I guess even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JakkFrost1 #JustMonika #Popipa #CreepyPasta

  • @JonathanDelphia
    @JonathanDelphia ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We have Speed (bus) Speed 2 ( cruse ship) now all we need is speed 3 that takes place on a train…lol.

    • @peteyprimo7173
      @peteyprimo7173 ปีที่แล้ว

      They already made it. It was called unstoppable

  • @fredrikcarlstedt393
    @fredrikcarlstedt393 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Have to say Willem Dafoe makes this movie greatly enjoyable .

  • @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639
    @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:13 Hello, Green Goblin!

  • @kinyutaka
    @kinyutaka ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Note that they made a joke about an older man in a relationship with a teenager and foreshadowed it by playing Lolita.

  • @shoutingstone
    @shoutingstone ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even on paper the Speed premise doesn't work on water. "oh no! This ships out of control and we're going to hit that other ship. In about a week"

  • @joaocarlos-tx6pp
    @joaocarlos-tx6pp ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We the people request American Pie!