Guys we need to nuke the internet since time travel is impossible it's kept in a place between Cheyenne and Denver (according to South park anyway and south park is always right)
13:14 I know you probably won't see this but as a retail employee I have to say that there are REASONS why customers can't go certain places in the store. Stock rooms are off limits because we receive new shipments that need to be entered into inventory, put out in a certain order, &/or are damaged. Many employee only spaces are home to personal items, like the break room has purses, car keys, wallets, etc. that could be stolen. Also it's just plain rude & disruptive to go into places clearly marked that you aren't allowed in.
As someone who used to work in retail, I’m with you 100%. The stock room can be a pretty dangerous area too and could have resulted in a lawsuit if that guy got hurt. There’s merchandise stacked to the ceiling, pallet jacks, all sorts of equipment, etc, etc. I didn’t agree that it was someone going too hard for the job, it’s off limits for a reason.
Especially if you're a salaried employee that makes good money running one of these stores. If someone gets hurt on your watch, it's a huge deal and could cost you your job/career
I've seen Pinky Doll talk normally and she still seems to be in character, which makes me think that she is the only one that can pull this whole trend off.
Goble a fake **** in a Café in front of your grandparents. 'Thank you for the glizzy". 'Don't worry granny, that's just what I do on the Internet for money.'
I don't know what's better, the poor person staring into the unyielding maw of the Pandora's Box they opened, or the supporter going up to an "NPC" and finding out quickly that they're actually people once the camera is off. Bonus points for the latter if it's a woman NPC and the supporter, enthralled by them, ambles up only to be met with the patience of a thousand year old grudge that barrels into them. And that's when they realize the walking boob carrier is actually a person, and she's pissed and doesn't want to pantomime glizzy cock nonsense. And now he has to pick up his shattered sense of self and walk away.
I’m going to start an NPC livestream where I sit in near dark while listening to Bach and just stare at the camera without blinking while tears stream down my face. It’ll be so funny.
The dude with his "mom" and "dad" doing a mid stream intervention is hands down the best performance art channel on whatever nightmare app this stuff happens on.
I fucking love this bizarre shit. At this rate, by the time I die, the world will make almost no sense to me and that's the closest I'll get to an alien civilization.
Trust me, the older you get the less sense any of this makes. I still don't understand what these people are doing. I looked up NPC and saw what that meant but I don't understand the correlation between that and what these crackheads are doing. Good luck out there.
The target worker definitely had every right to act that way. Unless you expected him to be cool with dude getting hurt back there and suing the hell out of them
I thought the same thing. He wouldn't hesitate to sue if he got hurt and Also, those ppl deal with bs all day every day, so I doubt they're gonna get a laugh out of someone being obnoxious in the store. Not my favorite meat canyon take.
At that he was in the warehouse area , employee only area. And trust last thing a ngga need is a dumb azz ETL to blame somebody for him being back there.
Yeah, I certainly never expected to be a mental health crisis first responder or a methhead wrangler every week when I went into security, but here we are as a society. My patience for kids doing stupid shit for the gram or tiktok is severely limited. I think everyone who's been working in a public facing job the past few years shares that stress and irritation.
As someone who has been a supervisor before, imagine you have 12 things to do at once, with only half the time you really need to get it done, and some random customer decides he wants to get views doing some crazy shit on a social media website. Everyone in my position will understand this feeling right away.
My favorite NPC is this lady that pretends to be a small child from the Victorian era and one of her emotes was "*cough* my papa says I have the consumption." She had a whole story arc and everything up to the point her character died lol
I feel that the new NPCs are chasing the "easy money" without realizing that this is fetish content and will eventually drop out once they receive only $20.
Does that matter? If I get 9k in a month and someone tells me that it's temporary, would I care? That would just make me want to make as much as possible. These NPCs are shameless but they are making money as a result. Living in a capitalist society, that's how we determine the winners. A broke loser complaining about someone who embarrassed themselves for a couple mill is like a joke
(Just starting the video) There’s a Victorian child npc I keep seeing clips of. When she makes enough money for the night the character dies of consumption. She is the only one I truly respect
I just got off from a long day, and when the NPC talk was happening, my last brain cell was leaving, only for Papa Meat to drag me back to the land of the living.
9:08 This is the final form of Papa Meat's derealization. Complete insanity. He has tried to find numerous ways to get better, yet its already gotten this bad. I hope everything gets better Meat Man.
I love channels that feature these things. Because it means I can sample and be aware of these bizarre things on tiktok without actually wasting my time nor give these so-called people the clout they lazily grasp for. Thanks Meat.
The reason the target backroom or any backrooms are off limits is because it's dangerous, there's a lot of things that can hurt you so they don't want random people wandering back there
Exactly. Safety issue, security issue, and honesty just dealing with people daily is bad enough. Often times the backroom is a place you can destress for a second.
Rare papa meat bad take. Even besides that, employee only areas are a safe space for me. I’ve had people wander into the break room and then leave a bad review because she saw employees sitting down. Customers are actual evil
I love your takes on the trends in social media platforms. It’s the only way I can keep on top of it. You just have the best amount of detail and commentary that makes it so I enjoy hearing about it. Thanks for watching such cringe content for us so we don’t have to 😂
I have been of the opinion for a few months now that trends are just a "loose fun method" of mind control. They exist purely for distraction and obsession
I can’t believe he didn’t show the video of Miles Morales getting stopped by security, and he keeps saying, “nah, imma do my own thing.” over and over again.
Idk Personally As an autistic person myself, I can safely say that even my mind is not nearly as chaotic as this NPC apocalypse. It scares me 😂 (love ya Papa meat⭐)
As an autistic person that one would've given me sensory overload if I watched it any longer lmao (my thoughts are mostly full of my special interests thankfully)
@@yeet1066 LoL that seems to be how my son is too... I absolutely love it when he talks to me about whatever his current "obsession" is but man sometimes he can talk for hours about a topic and I have 0 attention span, I call it squirrel brain 😜🐿️🧠
As an autistic person it’s like this but not at all like this, like it’s chaotic where random things consistently show up like soundwave superior or some shit but it’s not like a fuckin Tourette’s tick or some shit
I was going to judge China for limiting children's online time to 2 hours. But if these are the abominations being produced, then the dictators have the right idea.
this reminds me of the 7 hour war in half life 2, only instead of a multidimensional empire, it's streamers pretending to be pcs. The world is over guys
I heard someone say that the Anglosphere branch of this started because the streamer had an existing Thing where they'd say a given phrase in response to a given donation; at some point, the rate of donations meant she was spending more time doing the catchphrases than talking normally, and then things got _weird_ as we all now know.
Kinda like the whole mukbang thing; originally, those videos were ment to be watched by workers and students who were alone during their lunchtime, so they wouldn't feel as lonely. And then, internet happened...
Your commentary is the only way I will watch these NPC videos 🤣 Also thanks for throwing in the popcorn and target dude, needed a little break from the insanity stream 😅
Its getting uncanny close to something like digital schizophrenia Or what happening inside the literal cancer cells when they communicate with one another
The problem about the guy in the back room of the store is 'harmless' until a box falls on his head and the store and employees are liable. While very unlikely its scary. I work next to huge fryers and ovens and have had old people walk back there like they own the place. NPC geriatrics are not rare and usually passive so its not too bad.
As an autistic non-child, can confirm this is what went thru my head 24/7 as a child. Like unironically lmao, that was a good comparison, I had constant obsessions with random nonsense that kept repeating in my head, and I had trouble controlling myself to not say them out loud and act them out.
That one of the mother being concerned and confused about what her son was doing was actually brilliant. I hope he made $10,000 off of that and never did it again. I would applaud that kid 👏
AI started the NPC trend, since the uncanniness of it gets played off as good NPC acting. Once it proved profitable, regular humans with no AI programming skills started emulating the actual AI models. Its frightening to see computer algorithms essentially training humans how to act, and reinforcing their obedience with money and gifts. It is mind control.
9:09 Never before, have I heard anyone imitate the laugh of the robot housewife that Joker tried to distract Aundrea with in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
12:35 an adventurer has stumbled upon a secret chamber in the land of the Târg èt. But little does he know, a formidable beast called the mânâgēr is quickly following pursuit of the adventurer as he tries to escape the labyrinth called the śtør ágę. In the midst of the escape, he rides his trusty stead named çárt. The adventurer rides away out of the chamber and into the distance as the mânâgēr loses pursuit.
16:01 that character break is fuckin phenomenal i'm laughing so damn hard. people punking him with glizzies (no idea why that particular thing seems always assoc with 🍆 but whatever) his reaction is priceless. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Btw love your channel thank you for entering me through the monotonous periods of my life and giving me people to ruthless judge. As well as the plethora of creepy meat canyon voices I now subconsciously use on a daily basis both my gf and I do it now while quoting your cartoons, It’s made life a little bit better.
You hit the nail on the head, dude. They all jump on these trends because they're all desperate for money and willing to make a complete ass out of themselves to get those $
This means eventually we're going to get actually talented animatronic imitators finding out about this trend, that's when things will get interesting.
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i can't rn I'm watching pinkydoll
@@prometeoin💀
daddy meat what kinda mobile money laundering scheme is you promoting 😭
u should make a vidio of a npc acopolips
Its ok dude get that bag where you can, just like you said.
The NPC trend is officially one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
[Update 2024-03-11]: Holy crap, this comment got popular. O_O
Pestilence
Na this just shows America is the new age Babylon pushing the Satanic way on this planet 🤣
Sex sells. Can't wait to see what the next sexualized trend will be.
I predict emojis.
Can we dope up the horses and get "death" here a bit faster?
@@dimlightbulb10 well we keep the borders open around America to bring metric tons of dope and other drugs to the NPC of America
I wish I could have shown this video to the people who invented the internet before they invented it.
Based Zoidberg.
Pretty sure they would blow there brains out if you did
@@w花bfr
No cap fr fr
Guys we need to nuke the internet since time travel is impossible it's kept in a place between Cheyenne and Denver (according to South park anyway and south park is always right)
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Papa Meat is like Virgil, guiding us through hell.
Perfect example! Lol
I don't want to see Beatrice. Make this ride stop. I want to get off.
I am the storm that is approaching
Who dat
We r all sad and tired Dantes seeing all this horror from a third party type of perspective
13:14 I know you probably won't see this but as a retail employee I have to say that there are REASONS why customers can't go certain places in the store. Stock rooms are off limits because we receive new shipments that need to be entered into inventory, put out in a certain order, &/or are damaged. Many employee only spaces are home to personal items, like the break room has purses, car keys, wallets, etc. that could be stolen. Also it's just plain rude & disruptive to go into places clearly marked that you aren't allowed in.
As someone who used to work in retail, I’m with you 100%. The stock room can be a pretty dangerous area too and could have resulted in a lawsuit if that guy got hurt. There’s merchandise stacked to the ceiling, pallet jacks, all sorts of equipment, etc, etc. I didn’t agree that it was someone going too hard for the job, it’s off limits for a reason.
Yeah the only thing I didn't agree on lol, but I still love Hunter
Id also assume that even if the employee themself might not care, their manager might take it out on them for not telling them to leave
Especially if you're a salaried employee that makes good money running one of these stores. If someone gets hurt on your watch, it's a huge deal and could cost you your job/career
He's definitely gonna be making an animation out of this topic. It's pretty much prime Meatcanyon source material.
He literally released the animation at the same time.
Winnie The Pooh has entered the chat. Our Video.
Bruh
He did
Aged like water
Stay Strong, Sir Meat.
Me to my dick:
Sire meatington
Lord of edgy TH-cam animations.
*Papa
@@w花bhe seems fine wdym lol
The upshot of being inundated with this kind of content is that it has completely removed any fear of death I had.
It had inspired a new fear: the fear that humanity may be at it's end
@@spectraltech2004we have been worse them that 😂, im not discarding the possibility tho 🤷🏻♀️
@@am-ranth8955That is what the inquisition is for... Shall I call for an inquisitor? Your comment has trace amounts of HERESY!
@@am-ranth8955 Praise the Emperor!
Lmaoooo
I've seen Pinky Doll talk normally and she still seems to be in character, which makes me think that she is the only one that can pull this whole trend off.
Normally like when she's yelling at her kid in french?
She went to Goggle and saw her pictures
@@ObsceneSuperMattShe's from Barbados
Papa Meat's voice needs to be sold to me as a rug that screams every time you step on it
Imagine a bearskin rug but its Hunter and it screams when you step on it
This actually is an excellent product idea.
and if you walk on it barefoot, it moans
Shut up and take my money
Almost 500 likes, Thanks guys! I am working on making this product for real for my friend's birthday
The last guy getting spammed hotdogs had me cracking up😂😂😂
He couldn't decide if he wanted the cash or the remnants of his sanity more
Sacrificed his manhood
What is wrong with ngz this days
@@TrueRattleheadtf does that mean
@@Wryostrichniggas
@@Wryostrich bro its all black guys doing the extra homo stuff. New ngz is weird
I can’t imagine walking down the street and having someone recognized you from your NPC stream and asking you to do it for them
Goble a fake **** in a Café in front of your grandparents. 'Thank you for the glizzy".
'Don't worry granny, that's just what I do on the Internet for money.'
I don't know what's better, the poor person staring into the unyielding maw of the Pandora's Box they opened, or the supporter going up to an "NPC" and finding out quickly that they're actually people once the camera is off. Bonus points for the latter if it's a woman NPC and the supporter, enthralled by them, ambles up only to be met with the patience of a thousand year old grudge that barrels into them. And that's when they realize the walking boob carrier is actually a person, and she's pissed and doesn't want to pantomime glizzy cock nonsense. And now he has to pick up his shattered sense of self and walk away.
@@RyanKaufman *Beautifully said.*
I doubt any of these freaks go outside.
Then asks you for a hundred bucks to do it
When you yelled “do something of value” … that was pure Chris Farley. Spot on.
Shit! That's what I was reminded of!
Holy shit. I know I'm late BUT Chris Farley! Yes!
I just couldnt hold it together when he snapped back about the glizzies being sus. He went so hard.
What, exactly, is a glizzie?
Also, why do I feel stupid for asking?
@@Corrupted-file Just a hot dog, but its used as an innuendo for sucking D in this context most times.
@@Corrupted-file hot dogs are commonly called "glizzies" but it kinda refers to a penis
Yeah why did he go so hard he planned that out and then became self aware but then went harder
@@orang1921
Ahh, thank you! 🤘🏼
I love how papa’s bit from the last video about the parents wondering what happened to their child is now a real thing.
I was JUST about to comment this same thing. Those parents must be so confused and concerned.
Acá
@@drakynochI think they were in on it imho
they're in on it, dude. live's full of people baiting reactions.
I’m going to start an NPC livestream where I sit in near dark while listening to Bach and just stare at the camera without blinking while tears stream down my face. It’ll be so funny.
That would be REALLY successful.
Keep a .357 magnum within the camera's view and occasionally pick it up while you're crying
@@jazzfeline5970 inspect it, then put it down while trembling slightly, to really spice it up
so um. no glissie?
dewit
15:47 The rule is simple, when you ask to not do a glizzy, you will ONLY do glizzies.
This npc invasion is seriously just a online mass-hysteria. These are not far off from the laughter epidemic
Or another "dancing death" epidemic?
@@drakynochwe can only hope
@@drakynochtalk till you drop
@@drakynochtruee lmao
Or men thinking they can be women and vice versa
The dude with his "mom" and "dad" doing a mid stream intervention is hands down the best performance art channel on whatever nightmare app this stuff happens on.
The parody ones are the only ones I genuinely enjoy lmao
Yeah that’s genuine comedy. Pretending he’s stuck in this loop and she’s just trying to break him free is hilarious.
It was comedy gold
We certainly live in interesting times. The RPG guy getting glizzy stun-locked gave me the best legit laugh I had in a long time.
same
That was funny as hell that he broke character
The sheer look of childlike joy on his face when he was watching the Waterboy NPC was just heartwarming.
I genuinely think they are all held hostage and forced to do this 😂😂
Nah dumb narcissistic money hungry thats all
theres someone behind the camera just sittin there, shit eating grin, wielding a shotgun just to get this shit done
Maybe some of them, cam-shows are terrible for that.
Held hostage by desperation
Held hostage by their own mind
The more time I spend on this planet, the more I come to understand why roosters start their morning with screaming
"WHY AM I STILL ALIVEEEEEEEE???!"" - Rooster language 😊
4:46 I love how that viewer count started surging as the family crisis unfolded
its either clever or super funny!
They knew what they were doing 🤣
All a bit. 😂
I fucking love this bizarre shit. At this rate, by the time I die, the world will make almost no sense to me and that's the closest I'll get to an alien civilization.
Trust me, the older you get the less sense any of this makes. I still don't understand what these people are doing. I looked up NPC and saw what that meant but I don't understand the correlation between that and what these crackheads are doing. Good luck out there.
As the father of an autistic child, when you said this must be what’s going on in their mind…. That had me rollin 😂
as an autistic person, it also made me laugh. Specially since he's not wrong hahaha
@@aldranzam34562 long
As an autistic person myself I laughed at that, I mean its literally just my mind during an assessment Xd
as a laugh person myself, it made me autistic.
@@sirhc9538 PFFFTTTT
That popcorn guy is just an example of someone who is so content with his job that he does it with excellence.
The target worker definitely had every right to act that way. Unless you expected him to be cool with dude getting hurt back there and suing the hell out of them
I thought the same thing. He wouldn't hesitate to sue if he got hurt and Also, those ppl deal with bs all day every day, so I doubt they're gonna get a laugh out of someone being obnoxious in the store. Not my favorite meat canyon take.
At that he was in the warehouse area , employee only area. And trust last thing a ngga need is a dumb azz ETL to blame somebody for him being back there.
Yeah, I certainly never expected to be a mental health crisis first responder or a methhead wrangler every week when I went into security, but here we are as a society. My patience for kids doing stupid shit for the gram or tiktok is severely limited. I think everyone who's been working in a public facing job the past few years shares that stress and irritation.
As someone who has been a supervisor before, imagine you have 12 things to do at once, with only half the time you really need to get it done, and some random customer decides he wants to get views doing some crazy shit on a social media website. Everyone in my position will understand this feeling right away.
@@glowghost8113he couldnt sue the employee only the company that has millions so
4:04 I'd be genuinely surprised if that family isn't in on it.
My favorite NPC is this lady that pretends to be a small child from the Victorian era and one of her emotes was "*cough* my papa says I have the consumption." She had a whole story arc and everything up to the point her character died lol
That actually sounds interesting you got the link
Omg why do I kinda want to see it?
I feel that the new NPCs are chasing the "easy money" without realizing that this is fetish content and will eventually drop out once they receive only $20.
Does that matter? If I get 9k in a month and someone tells me that it's temporary, would I care? That would just make me want to make as much as possible.
These NPCs are shameless but they are making money as a result. Living in a capitalist society, that's how we determine the winners. A broke loser complaining about someone who embarrassed themselves for a couple mill is like a joke
That being said, twenty bucks is a lot considering how little work they have to put in.
@@lumikera They will lose more trying to fix their mental health afterwards.
@@marshmeowllow6816wishful thinking. They'll lose nothing. Not even their dignity since they never had any.
The mom is definitely in on it. She's baiting people to donate by saying to stop cause shes "trying to help him"
Tbh that was one of the better vids tho. Was actually funny even if it was fake
Yup. Didn’t turn it off
I was going too say honestly, i doubt they dont understand hes doing it ironicly. And hes prob making good money so.
9:00 that’s what you could get at an actual job, but it’s stable and you get to keep your own self respect.
PapaMeats Wife: Babe, what are you doing?
PapaMeat: ITS FOR CONTENT I SWEAR BABE!!
15:39 this is the best one out of all of the npc’s
"THANKS FOR THE GLIZZY" 👍😁
Thank you for tagging this, I mean glizzy
I feel like if I bump shoulders with her, she would get angry, but then continue her walk animation without any conflict
"Hey....Watch it" ....Any NPC from Skyrim.
Just crouch for 30 seconds and she'll think it was the wind.
Only Meat can take something so annoyingly stupid and turn it into a masterpiece! Had me crying from laughing so hard! Thanks dude
This is the distilled stuff of nightmares. It's like real-time idiocracy.
Seriously. This is terrifying.
That's a fucking documentary
Lol! Ya know, it'd actually be cool if they were really well done impressions, like the water boy....
Hunter doing an ad read like a kids commercial from the early 2000s is hilarious 😂
Fr xD
It takes a special kinda person to make sponsor segments be not just tolerable but enjoyable as well
The aliens haven’t invaded yet because they see this shit and say “Damn, we don’t want this anywhere near us”
@@oculartremors if only we could……if only we could :(
I don't want our alien bros to caught our monkey disease(stupidity)
No. They created this.
@@michaelthompson9540 aliens are suppose to be an advanced intelligent life form. None of this seems advanced or intelligent lmao 🤣
This is the virus that killed the invaders in War of the Worlds.
the last one was the only one that got me laughing lmao, he's the only one I'd spare in a war against NPC roleplayers
(Just starting the video) There’s a Victorian child npc I keep seeing clips of. When she makes enough money for the night the character dies of consumption. She is the only one I truly respect
Then your respect is worthless lmao
That's actually really funny
Please who is it
What!?!🤣🤣
I find it funny it's like a quota system.
"Ok I can afford rent, peace out fam"
*Pulls a Toy Story and drops like your kid just walked in*
Watching him slowly slip into madness was a horror I could not tear my eyes from. Thank you for enduring this for content, good sir
I just got off from a long day, and when the NPC talk was happening, my last brain cell was leaving, only for Papa Meat to drag me back to the land of the living.
I'm literally praying for a world ending meteor strike.
That Waterboy one is honestly hilarious.
The Waterboy one compared to Pinkydoll and others put lots more effort than the others. I would actually pay to see the reactions it requires effort.
Yeah, dude has talent, at least with one impression. 😂
@@WookieWoman Oh you make it sound like it was so easy, and you could easily surpass it, care to show us how it's done?
The dude breaking character over too many glizzys had me DYING 🤣
We're officially in the fucked up twilight zone timeline, and I'm officially ready to die.
😂😂😂‘who’s in charge of this’😂😂😂
The NPC invasion is breaking Hunter. We must help this man.
9:00 Peak Hunter Hancock 🤪
damn i was thinking the same thing. poor guy
9:28 I physically and mentally and spiritually recoiled from my screen when I saw this.
9:08 This is the final form of Papa Meat's derealization. Complete insanity. He has tried to find numerous ways to get better, yet its already gotten this bad. I hope everything gets better Meat Man.
Your comments grind my meat
@@Meatslap i wonder what this means
I love channels that feature these things. Because it means I can sample and be aware of these bizarre things on tiktok without actually wasting my time nor give these so-called people the clout they lazily grasp for.
Thanks Meat.
That "skinny bitch" was so personal 😂😂😂
The reason the target backroom or any backrooms are off limits is because it's dangerous, there's a lot of things that can hurt you so they don't want random people wandering back there
Exactly. Safety issue, security issue, and honesty just dealing with people daily is bad enough. Often times the backroom is a place you can destress for a second.
Propaganda. Break into your local department store backrooms everyone. It’s better than crack.
@@Hamartias_hound destress? Not with my manager 🤣
Yeah target has those woke lgbtq childrens clothing back there. Its as dangerous as it can get
Rare papa meat bad take. Even besides that, employee only areas are a safe space for me. I’ve had people wander into the break room and then leave a bad review because she saw employees sitting down. Customers are actual evil
I love your takes on the trends in social media platforms. It’s the only way I can keep on top of it. You just have the best amount of detail and commentary that makes it so I enjoy hearing about it. Thanks for watching such cringe content for us so we don’t have to 😂
I have been of the opinion for a few months now that trends are just a "loose fun method" of mind control. They exist purely for distraction and obsession
I can’t believe he didn’t show the video of Miles Morales getting stopped by security, and he keeps saying, “nah, imma do my own thing.” over and over again.
Idk Personally As an autistic person myself, I can safely say that even my mind is not nearly as chaotic as this NPC apocalypse. It scares me 😂 (love ya Papa meat⭐)
As an asian person myself, I disagree
My son is mildly on spectrum and Jesus I hope his mind isn't as chaotic as these stupid ass "NCP".... things LOL.
As an autistic person that one would've given me sensory overload if I watched it any longer lmao (my thoughts are mostly full of my special interests thankfully)
@@yeet1066 LoL that seems to be how my son is too... I absolutely love it when he talks to me about whatever his current "obsession" is but man sometimes he can talk for hours about a topic and I have 0 attention span, I call it squirrel brain 😜🐿️🧠
As an autistic person it’s like this but not at all like this, like it’s chaotic where random things consistently show up like soundwave superior or some shit but it’s not like a fuckin Tourette’s tick or some shit
I was going to judge China for limiting children's online time to 2 hours. But if these are the abominations being produced, then the dictators have the right idea.
Fatherless childhood,mentall illness,and every simp these were the ingridients chosen to create the perfect little NPC
Nah not fatherless motherless
Being fatherless is a benefit in most scenarios
@@jellybean7283 facts
The only npc live that is valid is the i need more bullets guy
Not gonna lie I’d watch Adam Sandler themed NPCs in a heartbeat 😂
Prolly the Bobby Boucher impression I’ve seen, tbh might be the only one I’ve seen so 😂
Why do I find that so appealing?!
I must have some brain rot from to many grown ups movies.
this reminds me of the 7 hour war in half life 2, only instead of a multidimensional empire, it's streamers pretending to be pcs. The world is over guys
It’s joever.
If you keep misspelling everything you might save the world by turning this streamers into useful computers.
I actually can feel my brain become dumber while watching this content. Thanks Papa Meat for giving us the warning
it hurts so much
You make the most entertaining commentary videos and I'm going to binge them lol. I've been laughing so hard.
I heard someone say that the Anglosphere branch of this started because the streamer had an existing Thing where they'd say a given phrase in response to a given donation; at some point, the rate of donations meant she was spending more time doing the catchphrases than talking normally, and then things got _weird_ as we all now know.
Kinda like the whole mukbang thing; originally, those videos were ment to be watched by workers and students who were alone during their lunchtime, so they wouldn't feel as lonely.
And then, internet happened...
Doom Guy (retired): "What's the point anyway. It's all gone, we all lost. Might as well just call it a day."
Oh Papa, you became what you sought to destroy 6:26
Then again, we would probably pay money to see you become a Meat Canyon NPC. Just quoting your characters as NPC lines
This is literally the first Meatcanyon/Papameat video where I had to stop and switch to something else. It's just....too much.
4:40
The parents are 100% in on it. What kind of a parent doesn't just TAKE THE PHONE AWAY?
Your commentary is the only way I will watch these NPC videos 🤣
Also thanks for throwing in the popcorn and target dude, needed a little break from the insanity stream 😅
The only thing this makes me feel is existential dread. The clenching my heart feels is like the implosion of a dying star.
I never knew this existed. I’m worried for the future. Thanks, dude.
Its getting uncanny close to something like digital schizophrenia
Or what happening inside the literal cancer cells when they communicate with one another
The KH glizzy heal was actually funny af though 😂
Donald healed him.
The problem about the guy in the back room of the store is 'harmless' until a box falls on his head and the store and employees are liable. While very unlikely its scary. I work next to huge fryers and ovens and have had old people walk back there like they own the place. NPC geriatrics are not rare and usually passive so its not too bad.
They will right in the history books about the npc streams and papa meat
I’ve never commented before but I had to…. Hunter’s laugh at 9:09 is the best thing I’ve seen on TH-cam all year 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah I think that’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen on TH-cam. That laugh was insane
Is it too late that create a TH-cam channel at august 2014 and September 2021
@@tetrahedronX7what
Dude the guy at 16:00 is actually just hilarious. He's the only one who could actually be funny enough to have a career streaming or something.
Meat is slowly considering doing this more and more. You can see it on his face lol
ironically if he ever does
@@Rahnonymousid donate a galaxy
@@Rahnonymous Senior Carne expresses no irony. You underestimate his power.
He already has. He did it at the end of last npc vid.
As an autistic non-child, can confirm this is what went thru my head 24/7 as a child. Like unironically lmao, that was a good comparison, I had constant obsessions with random nonsense that kept repeating in my head, and I had trouble controlling myself to not say them out loud and act them out.
The "sucking on the glizzy" has to be the most ironic metaphor for how low these people are willing to stoop.
1:15 as an autistic person i can confirm we are not all like this 🤣
100% Not like these idiots
Same😅
hi autistic man here we are not all like this slightly offended by what meat canyon said 1:29
That one of the mother being concerned and confused about what her son was doing was actually brilliant. I hope he made $10,000 off of that and never did it again. I would applaud that kid 👏
15:34 man, I'm crying with this 🤣, they don't let bro rest from succ**ng it💀
Thank you for all that you do. You, Oompaville, and Mutah have helped me stay afloat through some of the darkest points in my life. Thank you ❤
I feel pain in a new way now
Oh God damnit they even got the doctor
Considering how big of an hypocrit he is, and how much he's craving attention, I'm not surprised.
I’ve never seen a human with eyes like this mans. Hunter you are one handsome guy I mean that
The "yes you can"" to the birth canal thing really made me laugh until I couldn't breath. Freakin hilarious.
the NPC streams feel like an AI trying to be human but coming off as uncanny
AI is more human than this at this point
AI started the NPC trend, since the uncanniness of it gets played off as good NPC acting. Once it proved profitable, regular humans with no AI programming skills started emulating the actual AI models. Its frightening to see computer algorithms essentially training humans how to act, and reinforcing their obedience with money and gifts. It is mind control.
9:09 Never before, have I heard anyone imitate the laugh of the robot housewife that Joker tried to distract Aundrea with in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
That, is an incredibly obscure reference. 1 like for you, sir.
@@markymalarkey8344 I'm a girl, but thank you :)
As an autistic child and criminally insane deathrow inmate, i agree this is exactly what my mind is like
We appreciate your input. Itll be over soon my sweet summer child
I wish i was on deathrow tbh. Wouldnt have to blow my brains out myself
as someone with autism, there's way more interesting stuff going on in my brain than this
that's quite a resume. hmu if youre looking for work fam.
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12:35 an adventurer has stumbled upon a secret chamber in the land of the
Târg èt. But little does he know, a formidable beast called the mânâgēr is quickly following pursuit of the adventurer as he tries to escape the labyrinth called the śtør ágę. In the midst of the escape, he rides his trusty stead named çárt. The adventurer rides away out of the chamber and into the distance as the mânâgēr loses pursuit.
Its baffling that npc streams can go on for hours.
I would go mad.
16:01 that character break is fuckin phenomenal i'm laughing so damn hard. people punking him with glizzies (no idea why that particular thing seems always assoc with 🍆 but whatever) his reaction is priceless. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
13:30 Take that back… TAKE IT BACK NOW
Btw love your channel thank you for entering me through the monotonous periods of my life and giving me people to ruthless judge. As well as the plethora of creepy meat canyon voices I now subconsciously use on a daily basis both my gf and I do it now while quoting your cartoons, It’s made life a little bit better.
You hit the nail on the head, dude. They all jump on these trends because they're all desperate for money and willing to make a complete ass out of themselves to get those $
1:20 as someone on the spectrum I can confirm that's exactly what goes through my brain
I mean sometimes yes 😂😂
This means eventually we're going to get actually talented animatronic imitators finding out about this trend, that's when things will get interesting.
Honestly that's what i was expecting when i heard of this trend: people who know how to act
I'll just herd a smack head into a room filled with cardboard boxes and stream the genuine NPC stumbling and glitching around