Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not all she does. She plays the victim, lies, overdramatizes what's happening to her, simultaneously denies all her actions ever happened while ALSO downplaying those very same actions (an impressive bit of mental gymnastics there) tries to make everyone who tries to hold her accountable for her shit feel like sadists, crucifying her just to pass the time and also plays the ukulele.
She's literally re enacting that family guy scene where Brian does the same thing to Stewie.... except the dog actually admitted that he wasn't going to apologize and didn't feel bad
I’m the age she was when she started talking to minors like that..I can’t wrap my mind around trauma dumping on children. Asking them to stalk my exes page. Asking them to do work for me FO FREEEEE. Or send panties to a child. Teenagers are weird af what would we talk about
wait one sec, she hand picked kids for a private group chat and shared explicit topics with them and she didn't think that wasn't going to come back to haunt her??
AND based her character on her disabiled cousin, AND casually threw the word re*ard around on Twitter, AND had a kid put his hand in her pants and then a girl spread her legs on stage, AND said sexually weird jokes to the kids ON Twitter so yeah, ps her brother is a groomer too
Colleen makes literally every TH-camr Apology ever look sincere in comparison, she tried to justify her actions and pretended like she didn't just groom children for years.
The internet didn’t desensitize me enough to deal with a skinny woman breaking out a ukulele to defend grooming and emotionally abusing minor allegations She thought that line “my lawyer told me not to talk about it BUT THEY DIDNT SAY I COULDNT SING” really did something…..
She pulled a Cat Valentine when she had this throat disease in Victorious and she couldn’t talk but she sang in the end with the excuse that the doctor didn’t say she couldn’t sing :”))))
LMAO fr like I can sit through hours of true crime but the white woman shitty ukulele acapella combo will forever deal psychic damage everytime I come across it
Never admit fault. Only apologize for how others feel. She actually didn't admit to anything. I'm pretty sure it's also not a crime to be a pervert online, as long as no explicit pictures were exchanged.
@@justcommenting4981Being a pervert with minors is bad and even more knowing that all her content is directed towards them. She should at least have the decency to apologize for it.
@@a_34222 Yea but that's different from legal culpability. Especially when she didn't apologize for anything. I don't know who this is and just from her video I have no idea what she actually did.
The “fart joke” is actually a reference to an incident towards a fan during one of her live events. The fan came out expressing how uncomfortable they felt, and that’s how Colleen responded. Pretty messed up
@@13noheadColleen brought a 16 year old girl up on stage to do a “yoga” challenge. The girl happened to be wearing a relatively short skirt and after colleen got her to lay on her back on the stage, she proceeded to literally spread this girl’s legs. Thankfully her back-side as pointed away from the audience, but it was still incredibly revealing, not to mention Colleen was literally looking down at her while she was doing it. They played a fart sound effect while Colleen was spreading the girl’s legs so instead of addressing the fact that she violated a teenager in front of hundreds of people, she blamed the girl getting upset on the fact that she made a fart joke.
Lmao ikr, and now the sketch he made for the apology is probably one of his most accurate to the person sketches I’ve seen from him 😂💀 I really don’t feel like he changed much
The fact that she’s abusing male preteens/teens that are questioning or identify as gay to justify her as not having pedophilic behavior and taking advantage is them is what gets me.
I’ve seen some weird defenses of her behavior. I had one guy try to argue with me that her behavior was inappropriate, but not as bad as everyone’s making it out to be, because she apparently lacked sexual intent. How they knew what her intent was when asking a 9 year old to dig cheese balls out of her crotch is anybody’s guess
@@MagicJellyBeanPastelLucidDreamidk when it happened but apparently it’s very difficult for TH-camrs to not groom minors. Especially minecraft TH-camrs for some reason
Lol really? It’s not the also spending hours every day in tinychat group chats full of kids with password being the only way to join and the password being QU**FING? What about how she thinks it’s funny she killed her dog? What about how she laughed so hard and FILMED a poor dead, gutted cat that had been killed by a car that she recognized as a cat in a missing pet poster then joked about it and left the camera on the mess in the street for a prolonged period of time? Leaving the poor cats owner to be sent that horrible video? What about how she deliberately creates parasocial relationships with kids because kids are impressionable and easy to manipulate who she uses to go to war for her so she doesn’t have to? How about how she and her disgusting best friend kory have a deplorable series on her channel called Sam and Labia that’s a ‘parody’ of NPR trash with nothing but really bad sexual references? How many more examples are needed?
My favourite part of this saga was Trisha Paytas finding out Colleen held viewing parties of Trisha's only fans porn vids where they'd all drink and laugh at her - then she BEFRIENDED Trisha to the point where they were making a podcast together, and someone sent Trisha the vids of them mocking her porn.... When she asked Colleen about it she basically linked her the apology video and said "watch this" LMFAO like wtf
The lyric "because 5 years ago I made a fart joke", followed by a long silence and lip bite... Truly shows who and WHAT she is. She knew in that moment that her behavior was more than a 'fart joke'. Im A wEiRd AuNt. I've never had a weird aunt ask about my sex life, period or asshole. But, that's me.
@@zunisilverwolf omg right?? And that's already mortifying. All of them crowded me when I started talking about my wife for the first time. Felt like I was on national TV giving an official address.
My "weird aunt" bought a lot of stuff for cooking when she was over. Since she couldnt bring it on a plane, she just left our general seasoning/edible powder cabinet completely over filled. So anyway, that's how I got 3 decent sized bottles of vanilla extract.
@@eldritchbidoof Oh is that what the fart joke is about lmao, I was soo fucking confused, i was with Hunter with the fucking like where did that shit come from lmao
@@WindowLickingDeer episode where frank hosts beaty pageant for children by mistake and begs charlie to write a song how much of a kid diddler he isn't.
She came up with this idea, composed the song, wrote the lyrics, wrote the script, pressed record (probably more than once bc I assume this took a couple of takes.), edited it and before she pressed upload, not once did she think “Hey. Maybe this is an awful idea.”
She probably tried spending those weeks she was silent to perfect that performance. Bc there is no way she saw all these allegations and still called them rumors.
I was shocked at how wholesome Papa Meat was when I first found this channel, considering the stuff he animates. Adult level, as you say, but still wholesome, yes.
The “fart joke” is where she brought a minor teenage girl on stage for a “yoga segment” and spread the girls legs as far as possible on stage in front of everyone. She then played a fart sound effect. It’s not the fart joke, it’s the spreading of a minor’s legs live on stage.
This isn’t an apology video, this is a “You guys are attacking me for making a small mistake” video. she’s just blaming us the entire time for “overreacting” to what she’s done.
@@matt6223 So far it seems like she used her fame to lure in targeted minors, where they would enter a group chat with other minors and some adults, including her boyfriend Erik. Erik would then send multiple disgusting inappropriate messages which constitute crimes. We have the receipts for these things. TH-cam filters any phrases I could use to describe what she and her boyfriend did to these kids. If you don't believe me, wait for when it inevitably goes through the justice system.
@@matt6223What about her murdering her dog and laughing about it or making inappropriate jokes about small children sending a teenage boy her undies and blaming him after she got backlash telling children about her s*x life in group chats or even in older videos using her neice for clout by telling people there was girl on girl action between the two in a video and even body shaming and making racist jokes and then making this apology video by attacking the viewers and making her seem like a victim instead of just owning up and actually apologizing for the actions she made
@@matt6223o you think asking a 14 year old for an ass pic which is literally cp is okay? You think it’s okay to have s*xual conversations with children? You think exploiting a minors labor and not paying them is okay? Just tell on yourself lmao creep
@@matt6223 "are you a virgin?" the 30 year old asked the minor plus more. Let's not forget that she also sent lingerie to a minor. Oh and her business strategy of using the minors she "befriended" for free labor. But "sHE dIDN't REALLY dO anYThing TBH"
I've seen her apology video at least 5 times now and every single time when she reaches for the ukelele I feel like my arms got ripped off and shoved up my ass. I just can't get over how she thought this was a good idea.
Thats the whole point of her video. She’s trying to get people to simply feel bad for her. Regardless of the facts. And sad thing is, I’m sure it’s going to work. Education isn’t americas strong suit. Especially given how broken that system is
Colleen didnt even really apologize. She just kinda blamed everyone else for not liking her, said people were lying, and then said we're all toxic for calling her out lol.
She really should've listened to her legal team. My god, they must be fuming. She just shat on the face of all those victims who came forward and she did not show any evidence supporting her side and actually defend herself, nor did she take any real accountability. She just blamed everyone for digging up her past and stepping forward coz she would've gotten away with it otherwise. It's like she went and said "And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!" like a Scooby-Doo villain. LMAO
Show some respect, that is an original work. Not a cover. She matched a tune to her own lyrics to let us know she isn’t that sorry and we should feel sorry for her since she sees abusing children as a little whoopsie.
Her video was the most insane, egotistical "apology" response I've ever seen. If she thought this would be interpreted well I can't imagine what is going on in her head. The sound effects when she grabbed the uke were 10000/10. Love your videos and animations papa meat, also just wanted to say (sing?), hi.
@@RicardoMoralesMassinnah bro, it's her filtering her comment section, do you look his like-dislike ratio? It's fucking insane. It's makes no sense if her comments section are supporting her if her like-dislike ratio are shit.
The 'fart joke' is one of the most heinous parts of the song. A young teen girl was invited on stage for a 'yoga' skit. The poor kid was wearing a dress. She got on stage and Colleen had her lie down, Colleen picked up her legs and spread them as wide as she could for the audience to see, then played a fart sound while her clothing left her exposed. The kiddo was humiliated... THEN after the show this UNDERAGE girl was leered at by men. She felt unsafe to say the least. Creepy Aunt Col saw what the kiddo was wearing when she chose to invite the girl on stage, she SHOULD have changed who was picked right then and there, but didn't! Now it's just 'a fart joke.'
As someone who doesn’t know all the details THANK YOU for explaining this! I feel like Colleen is trying her best to manipulate people like myself who don’t know the details so when she says “fart joke” we’re all like “oh that’s not so bad wtf?” One thing all of these TH-camrs forced into an apology have in common is that they’re extremely calculated in their form of damage control. Now that I’ve actually done some research on the situation for myself it’s clear as day that she is a TEXTBOOK example of someone who needs to be deplatformed for the sake of society. I’m usually against cancel culture tbh but continuing to let her interact with children at this point is absolutely gross negligence on TH-cam’s part and they’re definitely liable if something more happens and police are involved
@@josiptito9412 Hollywood is full of groomers and kiddy diddlers. That shouldn't surprise anyone after the whole Epstein saga. Even if they aren't directly involved in the trafficking they're all aware and complacent.
Her saying “they never said I couldn’t sing it” reminds me of those kids at the pool when the Lifeguard tells them to stop running, they say “I’m not running I’m skipping,” and then they proceeded to slip and fall, cracking their head open on the concrete.
i love that she’s like “wow you guys are being manipulated” and then two lines later is like “I WON’T SURVIVE THE PEDO ACCUSATIONS BUT WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY”
"I didn't know it was my responsibility to know what's appropriate for all the kids to see" Colleen, you had your young fans in a personal group chat. You had full control when you exposed them to that content. It is definietly your responsibility to not expose them to that content.
@@alexjung9724Mainly of her asking what positions they liked in bed, how she should seduced her bf/husband at the time, and even asked one kid for pics of her butt.
@@alexjung9724nstantly overshared about her ex-husband, said provocative things about her ex-husband, asked one kid who was like a 13 year old to send her ass pics, asked everyone what their favorite sex position was, etc. The list goes on. Also she SPECIFICALLY stated parents should be responsible for kids watching “my TH-cam videos and shows”, so she was right in that statement…it just doesn’t justify why she said all that shit in her group chat since it’s neither her TH-cam videos or live shows 🤣
@@cupknee Yes because asking your underage fans if they are virgins and what their favorite sex positions are, asking for ass pics, having 8-9 year olds reach their hands in her pants for a "snack" and spreading young girls legs on stage is totally normal and sane behavior.
I think she was expecting that at the end of her video people would stand up and slow clap and then one person in the audience would yell out "She fucking did it!" then a roar of applause and everyone would just carry her out to the street on their shoulders and hold a parade in her honor.
It amazes me that it’s referred to as an apology video. She did NOTHING to apologize for ANYTHING. She thinks she did nothing wrong and it shows. She is the most disappointing person I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen a lot of disappointing people in my life. That said this video was an awesome take on this! Almost made watching her again fun ❤
She literally Kramered this WHOLE THING. Most people didn’t even know she was such a horrible person until this “apology” video, so it’s like she almost blew up her own career. I feel so horrible for the people in the weenies chats, i remember liking Miranda sings as a kid too, so knowing she was like this the whole time is sickening
I mean this isn’t really like Kramer. That shit was in headlines everywhere before he went on Letterman and gave a kinda meh apology. Also at least he didn’t try to act like he had basically done nothing wrong. Although while some people in the audience in letterman weren’t aware yet and even laughed I’d say a majority of people were already aware of the Miranda Sings shit. This apology just cemented that yeah she really is garbage vs Kramer trying to sincerely apologize at the time.
This apology video is the first I ever heard from her. I really didn't even know she was so famous before. Now I just know her as the prestigious creator of the worst apology video ever and also probably a pedo.
It would be more respectful if irresponsible parents didn't leave their children to be raised by TH-cam "influencers" and took some fucking responsibility for their childrens unsupervised internet access
@@j.guardiola *gets called out for saying something stupid and mean-spirited about someone, completely unprompted* "Lmaaaaooooooo I was just playinnn maaaan whateverrrr satire and stuff lol" Tell me you're mentally 12 years old without telling me you're mentally 12 years old. 😂
Your art is underrated as fuck. When i saw the parody apology I was like "damn he nuked her jawline!" Now seeing this, I'm like "damn, he's a portrait artist, but a lovecraft meets real life type"
Uhhhh...you okay there? Can't help but notice your comment could absolutely be interpreted as, "It's obvious Colleen didn't do anything horrible if you guys are freaking out about an APOLOGY." I assume that's not what you meant, but then, this is YT and there are stans everywhere.
The "fart joke" (20'30") she talked about was one of her live shows: she took a 16 years old teenager on stage, spread her legs wide open (the teenager was wearing a skirt, facing Collen) and then made the fart joke. It then falls on the weird sexual and underage allegations, and the teenager also told how she felt unconfortable during the show. There is a clip (8'31") of that at video of Mogul Mail posted of the same topic.
I'm imagining a Steven Universe episode now where like, Amethyst fucks up and writes a ukulele apology while the other Crystal Gems advise her not to talk about it.
"Amethyst, do NOT respond to these humans' complaints by telling them they are wrong to be upset!" "Humans eat birds all the time, what's the big deal if I swallowed a pigeon whole outside the arcade!"
I'm flummoxed from the fact that she came up with the idea to sing an "apology" song that basically says she didn't do it and that her victims are just "harassing" her for fun, and she recorded it, im assuming she edited it a little bit, and uploaded it, AND NOWHERE WITHIN THAT TIME, did she stop and think about whether or not, that was a good idea.
Quick summary of the manipulation attempts: 1. Downplay what you did Say that it was just a group of people talking about normal things 2. Make yourself the victim Say that you're being unfairly attacked for the downplayed version of the controversy 3. Villainize the aggressor Say that they are attacking you to an unreasonable degree 4. Shift blame Say it's on the parents for not watching what their kids did 5. Downplay the descriptive words Draw ties between groom as in manipulate and groom as in the hair 6. Strawman the arguments Say that they're accusing you of such horrible things for something stupid like a fart joke 7. Humanize yourself Say we all make mistakes, it's only natural you did that, because you're just a human Typically you'd only want 1 to 3 of these in a video, as they can mess with each other, like shifting blame while also saying that it was just a human mistake on your part.
You forgot Pretend you have paid your dues Mention how you changed and it was along time ago while talking about your accountability even though you have yet to do any other those things
I love that every TH-camr apology video has both a sigh and an unedited “switching camera on/off” moment. And what is with TH-camrs and being into kids?
I'm guessing its attention seeking. Kids will latch onto almost anything. And now you got these people online who just see numbers and cameras, no real connection with anyone. All it takes is one DM to a kid, the kid will up the attention and want more, and now internet person gets some "personal attention and connection" they want. A "Win/Win" in their eyes. Which makes it all the grosser. Ever try to talk to a kid? It's mind numbing.
15:39 “oh I’m sorry I didn’t realize that all of you are perfect” I think a pretty big majority of people haven’t had allegations about grooming being spread around.. I would think that is a pretty easy thing not to have said about you
She probably had to do multiple takes, sit through them to edit the video and finally decide to publish it and AT NO POINT IN THIS PROCESS did she think this was a bad idea???? Starting an "apology" video with "Oh woe is me, I had to take a break because I'M so stressed, it's all about me" ...
I left a similar comment on someone else's video on it, like it's just baffling. She had to get ALL THE WAY THROUGH coming up with the idea, writing the song, practicing, setting up the camera, multiple takes, editing, uploading, and at no point was she like... mmm maybe not.
in her song, she literally said "let's attack because she did something i don't like" and the fact that she say that while talking about "mass grooming" just kills me tbh. Btw uncle i lost it so i can tell you everything i remember
I love the way she keeps talking about talking about “taking accountability” while she does everything except take accountability. She is one hard-core narcissist!
“B-but didn’t you hear her?? She already took accountability years ago so she doesn’t have to now even though the screenshots and recent allegations have been from the past year or so!!!!!!”
The “fart joke” girl said that she felt embarrassed and vulnerable and that if it hadn’t been for her shorts underneath, she would have been completely exposed to Colleen. Sucks to get your feelings minimized like that. There’s another vid where she has this young boy (like 8) reach into her pants and she literally goes “AHA he actually did it!” It was pretty sickening
I think what's insane about her turning it back on everyone and effectively saying "you're not perfect either and you've made mistakes so you can't criticize me etc. etc." is so absolutely fucking insane. Like people make mistakes sure, but it was absolutely her responsibility as someone that literal children looked up to, to not do this kind of thing
what pisses me off is she has children of her own she is a mother and still calls her weird abusive grooming behavior gossip it scares me and makes me very mad
calm down. you didn't even use the internet properly to get real mad. and she is just someone you can see. if oyu wanna make a change then go out there and expose all the parents who are like this or worse
That last bit where she's like 'that doesn't make them a terrible human, that makes them...' I saw it coming and was going DON'T FUCKING SAY IT and then she went '... human'. *Aaaaargh.* I've come to realize that it's possible for some people to feel literally no embarrassment.
I think something equivalent to this animated would be a full cartoon episode where the actual content of the apology is expressed indirectly through the plot and its conclusion, like the "moral lesson of the day" message is the 'apology'.
Most people who do the “unapology” usually have the receipts to prove their innocence or at least act like they have the receipts, but this is the first “unapology” I’ve seen where the person just ignores everything they’re being accused of in the most unhinged way and pretty much says “I may be a creep, but only I’m allowed to call myself that!”
Well here's what I don't understand is why you think you are owed an apology, I mean what a world we live in where Anonymous scumfuck sunline demand people give them an apology because they didn't like what they said or did
For anyone wondering what the "fart joke" she referrenced is it was when she invited a teen up on stage who was wearing a very short flowy romper got her to lay on the floor on her back, grabbed her legs and forcibly spread them as wide as she could whilst looking down at her with a smirk on her face as a fart noise played over the speaker. The poor girl was mortified her idol had just exposed her body and embarassed her in front of a crowd full of people while the whole thing had been recorded and she felt violated. After that the men in the audience kept oggling her and catcalling her which made her feel unsafe. She later said that this incident made her feel vulnerable and dirty like when she got sa'd later in life.
absolutely wild she was like "i took accountability" and "i believe in holding people accountable" and then like a minute later she's like "i wasnt aware i was supposed to be accountable for what i put out there"
For anyone questioning “wtf is the fart joke thing?” TLDR: there was was a skit at her live show that put an audience volunteer in a compromising yoga pose and a fart sound would play over the sound system - she picked a teen in an outfit that clearly would expose them to the audience, and went ahead with it anyway. The girl didnt know what she was volunteering for. For some reason Colleen thinks THAT is the biggest problem a lot of folks have right now, so shes fixated on that situation since the thinks her last apology covered everything else and we all moved on. More details on the Fart Thing: One of the individuals who felt exploited by her years ago was at the time a 16 yr old who went to one of her shows in a cute little romper, got called up on stage, and Colleen saw that the outfit was not good for the skit, Colleen clearly made a reaction that acknowledged the outfit was questionable for the skit but proceeded to put the 16 yr old in a very compromising position made infinitely inappropriate by how flowy the romper was and it slipped a lot/ exposing a lot. And while the 16 yr old was wearing something like super mini bike shorts underneath, Colleen couldnt have known that UNTIL the teen was in a position that would have exposed them to the audience. And then a loud fart sound was played over the audio. That isnt something girls get over, being put in that vulnerable of a position. I imagine a young male wearing super wide-legged shorts or whatever may have been just as embarrassed and bothered by it. Its just not okay to put kids in uncomfortable situations that they learn nothing from/ that they don’t benefit from in the end. And THIS is what Colleen thinks everyone is hyper focused on when its all this AND so much more. Her end goal wasn’t s3x with kids, but she was exposing them to stuff they didnt need to be exposed to and she was also using/ manipulating them for free labor and her own ego.
Her PR team probably set their resumes on fire after that. There’s no coming back from that, their careers are ruined. All because some creepy woman picked up a ukulele.
She's actually smart. She knew there's no redeeming her career anymore, so she decided to monetise her demise in the best way possible. Gotta give it to her.
Something similarly happened in the British news There was this reporter right really controversial and not the best person (don’t remember much) but Thay made an arrival where it was like an apology or a leaving note and every click payed them you can guess how that went
The irony of wanting the hate to go away only for her response "apology" video to further increase attention on the grooming allegations 10X Times more is even more wild to me with this turn around.
@@TheSecretPassword Yeah. Onionsharts still seems to hold "1st Place" among the toxic-tuber "community" - those that haven't committed murder (yet). Because he descended in steps toward his worst acts, I think that it is possible to get to the shallow depth on the Onision scale of depravity, and then a toxic-tuber can choose to stay there, get therapy, or continue diving.
@@bryn1063 yeah he recorded one of his kids falling out of a second story window and had another kid in the same bed as him while he had a threesome also refused to clean his kids because he saw it as "inappropriate" hopefully his kids are in a good home now
Also the "fart joke" was when she had a fan who was an underage girl come on stage, had her lay down on the floor as Colleen grabbed her legs and spread them to make a fart noise/joke. This person came out to speak against her recently, Colleen excuses herself from it all because she didn't specifically get sexual gratification from it, as if there's ANY good reason to drag a child into inappropriate contexts like that whether you knew better or not
it's much worse with more context. she did a regularly reoccurring skit where she would bring teen girls on stage and call them pr0n so many young girls would dress with as little clothes as possible to compete to be on stage.
“Did you say anything stupid already, and by that I mean anything at all?” “I didn’t SAY anything… But I did SING some stuff.” Not even Saul Goodman can help with this case.
The second hand embarrassment from this video is so bad that it feels like first hand embarrassment…like I’M the one who fucked up…and that’s exactly what she’s trying to do here, turn it around on us to make all of us feel guilty for even thinking badly of her because of poor decisions that she made as an adult. That’s not on us, hun, that’s on you!
She doesn’t even apologize, she just tries to justify her actions.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not all she does. She plays the victim, lies, overdramatizes what's happening to her, simultaneously denies all her actions ever happened while ALSO downplaying those very same actions (an impressive bit of mental gymnastics there) tries to make everyone who tries to hold her accountable for her shit feel like sadists, crucifying her just to pass the time and also plays the ukulele.
Typical narcissist.
Yeah this isn't even an apology
She's literally re enacting that family guy scene where Brian does the same thing to Stewie.... except the dog actually admitted that he wasn't going to apologize and didn't feel bad
Her: I'm sorry you think you deserve an apology.
She needs to team up with the girl who made the interpretive dance apology.
Now that would be a power move 😂
Sienna Mae 😂
they start and apology writing firm for creators, charge double for song triple for dance and song.
Lol, I was saying this to my brother yesterday!
LOL! too good 😭
She’s like a siren but instead of luring sailors to their deaths she lures in minors to exploit
I love how this song also sounds child-like. Like, she can't stop
She's just pied pipering what's left of her fans who are children.
I CAN'T PLEASE 😭😭
So she's the witch who lives in a Gingerbread house
I believe in common folklore you call that siren like mythology beast an Epstein.
I love how the entire "apology" video has this thinly veiled subtext of her morally schooling *_us_* because we're the ones in the wrong
For me it’s the barely concealed contempt and malice. She’s a monster.
Oh she even goes on to actually blame us and not herself
The only thing faster than the speed of light is whamen running from accountability.
And she might be right tbh. She didn't do anything that horrible and people went nuts.
@@SuperMegaWoofer3000monster?😂 You're such a drama queen
She really pulled the "I'm only human, after all" card on us and thought we'd accept it.
This shi even surpassed the " im only young, i make mistakes " Siennas apology dance lmao. Absolutely brutal.
I’m the age she was when she started talking to minors like that..I can’t wrap my mind around trauma dumping on children. Asking them to stalk my exes page. Asking them to do work for me FO FREEEEE. Or send panties to a child.
Teenagers are weird af what would we talk about
Honestly its insane that she still has so much support 💀 everytime i look at her ig comments i lose braincells
@@sixwiyea
How tf are people still supporting her
yeah the issue with that is most humans don't want to bang kids lol
"Huge, huge blow to the ukulele community aswell" got me tearing up from laughter
And just after Steven universe did wonders for it.
This is just sad to watch.
my mom said the same thing when I told her someone on TH-cam did a non apology for grooming accusations by singing a song on the uke.
I just assumed everyone with a ukulele was off
...Eddie Vedder would be sad.
They were already basterdized once twenty one pilots became popular
wait one sec, she hand picked kids for a private group chat and shared explicit topics with them and she didn't think that wasn't going to come back to haunt her??
unfortunately for every heinous thing we know about, i’m sure theres 10 things that go undiscovered
She didn't gaslit them enough I guess
AND based her character on her disabiled cousin, AND casually threw the word re*ard around on Twitter, AND had a kid put his hand in her pants and then a girl spread her legs on stage, AND said sexually weird jokes to the kids ON Twitter so yeah, ps her brother is a groomer too
Well, did anything happen? Did TH-cam cancel her account or something? No. This is ridiculous lol
I feel like she thought she was immune to it bc she's a woman and a mother but that doesn't matter and if anything makes it worse.
18:04 As a girl who owns two ukuleles I can confirm this as an accurate representation of my feelings
Get a proper guitar already
Be nice @@KotleKettle
Colleen makes literally every TH-camr Apology ever look sincere in comparison, she tried to justify her actions and pretended like she didn't just groom children for years.
How she beat out Sienna May (or however you spell it idk) I’ll never know
I find it hard to believe that any one can beat Logan Paul's.
She makes Laura lee’s apology look like a masterpiece
Like I never thought the bar would be set lower
She didn’t even “justify her actions” she just deflected away from the allegations and called it “taking accountability” lmao
The internet didn’t desensitize me enough to deal with a skinny woman breaking out a ukulele to defend grooming and emotionally abusing minor allegations
She thought that line “my lawyer told me not to talk about it BUT THEY DIDNT SAY I COULDNT SING” really did something…..
She made everything 10x worse for herself.
exactly she is delusional if she for a second believed we would buy into her shit excuse of an apology😭
Its so sick in a funny way this appology vid
She pulled a Cat Valentine when she had this throat disease in Victorious and she couldn’t talk but she sang in the end with the excuse that the doctor didn’t say she couldn’t sing :”))))
LMAO fr like I can sit through hours of true crime but the white woman shitty ukulele acapella combo will forever deal psychic damage everytime I come across it
RIP to her legal team. She definitely admitted to what she did twice in her “apology” video
Never admit fault. Only apologize for how others feel. She actually didn't admit to anything. I'm pretty sure it's also not a crime to be a pervert online, as long as no explicit pictures were exchanged.
@@justcommenting4981Being a pervert with minors is bad and even more knowing that all her content is directed towards them. She should at least have the decency to apologize for it.
@@justcommenting4981Also, in case you didn't know, she did send images of Trisha's onlyfans to minors.
@@a_34222 Yea but that's different from legal culpability. Especially when she didn't apologize for anything. I don't know who this is and just from her video I have no idea what she actually did.
@@justcommenting4981except she did exchange explicit pictures with minors
The “fart joke” is actually a reference to an incident towards a fan during one of her live events. The fan came out expressing how uncomfortable they felt, and that’s how Colleen responded.
Pretty messed up
What? I don't get it. Did a fast joke make the fan uncomfortable?
@@13noheadColleen brought a 16 year old girl up on stage to do a “yoga” challenge. The girl happened to be wearing a relatively short skirt and after colleen got her to lay on her back on the stage, she proceeded to literally spread this girl’s legs. Thankfully her back-side as pointed away from the audience, but it was still incredibly revealing, not to mention Colleen was literally looking down at her while she was doing it. They played a fart sound effect while Colleen was spreading the girl’s legs so instead of addressing the fact that she violated a teenager in front of hundreds of people, she blamed the girl getting upset on the fact that she made a fart joke.
@@malkyyy3418 Jesus Christ
@@13nohead yeah :(
@@malkyyy3418what the actual fk
I can just imagine she’s one of those parents that make their kids feel bad for her own mistakes 😭
DUDE I JUSR EMEMBERED SHE HAS A KID HOLY SHIT
@@plant_jesusshe had a child and a set of twin babies
@@itsanoformethanks6277Aw man. That ruined my day. I hope they're safe.. 💔
“Oh I guess I’m just the worst mother ever?”
@@missm2925”just as long as it entertains to you😐”
the worst part about this to me is how she already looks like a meatcanyon character
which calls for immediate pencil action by papa. like if you agree
100% accurate
Seriously, I had to look closer at the thumbnail because it looked drawn
Lmao ikr, and now the sketch he made for the apology is probably one of his most accurate to the person sketches I’ve seen from him 😂💀 I really don’t feel like he changed much
when she turned her head 45 degrees i shit myself. the outline was perfectly meatcanyon
The fact that she’s abusing male preteens/teens that are questioning or identify as gay to justify her as not having pedophilic behavior and taking advantage is them is what gets me.
thats even more insidious. the dont say weird things to minors on the internet challenge seems pretty impossible for celebs
@@spoon7053when did that become a challenge? Just thought it was rule of thumb, morally, and just in general.
I’ve seen some weird defenses of her behavior. I had one guy try to argue with me that her behavior was inappropriate, but not as bad as everyone’s making it out to be, because she apparently lacked sexual intent. How they knew what her intent was when asking a 9 year old to dig cheese balls out of her crotch is anybody’s guess
@@MagicJellyBeanPastelLucidDreamidk when it happened but apparently it’s very difficult for TH-camrs to not groom minors. Especially minecraft TH-camrs for some reason
Lol really? It’s not the also spending hours every day in tinychat group chats full of kids with password being the only way to join and the password being QU**FING? What about how she thinks it’s funny she killed her dog? What about how she laughed so hard and FILMED a poor dead, gutted cat that had been killed by a car that she recognized as a cat in a missing pet poster then joked about it and left the camera on the mess in the street for a prolonged period of time? Leaving the poor cats owner to be sent that horrible video? What about how she deliberately creates parasocial relationships with kids because kids are impressionable and easy to manipulate who she uses to go to war for her so she doesn’t have to? How about how she and her disgusting best friend kory have a deplorable series on her channel called Sam and Labia that’s a ‘parody’ of NPR trash with nothing but really bad sexual references? How many more examples are needed?
My favourite part of this saga was Trisha Paytas finding out Colleen held viewing parties of Trisha's only fans porn vids where they'd all drink and laugh at her - then she BEFRIENDED Trisha to the point where they were making a podcast together, and someone sent Trisha the vids of them mocking her porn.... When she asked Colleen about it she basically linked her the apology video and said "watch this" LMFAO like wtf
I mean that’s pretty fucking funny tbh lmao
The lyric "because 5 years ago I made a fart joke", followed by a long silence and lip bite... Truly shows who and WHAT she is. She knew in that moment that her behavior was more than a 'fart joke'.
Im A wEiRd AuNt. I've never had a weird aunt ask about my sex life, period or asshole. But, that's me.
I have like 6 aunties via adoption. And yeah none of them asked to see my developing ass
@@jamj4r Right, lol. They might ask me if I'm dating someone... But, they've never asked me super personal questions, lol
@@zunisilverwolf omg right?? And that's already mortifying. All of them crowded me when I started talking about my wife for the first time. Felt like I was on national TV giving an official address.
I’ve had creepy aunts though who do ask and talk about that kind of stuff. Really says a lot about Coleen though.😬
My "weird aunt" bought a lot of stuff for cooking when she was over. Since she couldnt bring it on a plane, she just left our general seasoning/edible powder cabinet completely over filled. So anyway, that's how I got 3 decent sized bottles of vanilla extract.
I knew this was going to be bad, but holy fuck 😂😂😂
Holy shit the AKGuy himself
Shoot through a transcript of her “apology” letter
All abooooooard
Lol that shit had me rolling
Muh black identity extremism
Weird overlap I didn't expect
17:17 "this is the most creative manic episode I've ever seen in my life" lmfao
Colleen : sends her panties to a 13 yr old fan boy at 30
Colleen : ALL ABOARD THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN
Lol fr
She's NASTY
don't forget the spreading of a teen girl's legs on stage who was WEARING A DRESS just to make a damn fart joke.
@@eldritchbidoof and sending them trisha patya's only fans shit
@@eldritchbidoof Oh is that what the fart joke is about lmao, I was soo fucking confused, i was with Hunter with the fucking like where did that shit come from lmao
There is no quicker way for people to think you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wait, that's actually a line from Always Sunny? God I realize that I should watch that show more and more as time goes on.
@@WindowLickingDeer season 7 I think 😂 and oh yeah it’s worth a watch
@@connerellis8336
I've seen a lot of short clips on TH-cam that make me question why I never started watching it. It looks really funny.
Franks little beauties!
@@WindowLickingDeer episode where frank hosts beaty pageant for children by mistake and begs charlie to write a song how much of a kid diddler he isn't.
She came up with this idea, composed the song, wrote the lyrics, wrote the script, pressed record (probably more than once bc I assume this took a couple of takes.), edited it and before she pressed upload, not once did she think “Hey. Maybe this is an awful idea.”
Narcissists never think they have awful ideas, only great ideas. I would know, I am always right. Lol jk :P
Exactly!!!
Thinking about the process of these half-assed apologies from youtubers gives me second hand embarrassment
You would think apologizing to her victims would be easier than writing a damn song... She's crazy.
She probably tried spending those weeks she was silent to perfect that performance. Bc there is no way she saw all these allegations and still called them rumors.
Watching papa meat feels like the 90s childhood equivalent of coming home from school and watching Full House. I find him to be adult level wholesome.
I was shocked at how wholesome Papa Meat was when I first found this channel, considering the stuff he animates. Adult level, as you say, but still wholesome, yes.
He isnt wholesome hes semi-normal lmfao
really? in the first video I ever saw of his, he speculated about whether or not Jojo Siwa eats pussy.
@WackJack187 which is pretty wholesome on the internet by comparisons
Don't ever watch any videos about the actors from Full House. Just don't.
The “fart joke” is where she brought a minor teenage girl on stage for a “yoga segment” and spread the girls legs as far as possible on stage in front of everyone. She then played a fart sound effect. It’s not the fart joke, it’s the spreading of a minor’s legs live on stage.
Ah. That's significantly worse than anything I could have imagined.
imagine being a teenage girl and humiliated like that on stage in front of a crowd eesh
The girl barely had anything under her skirt and felt exposed onstage
Well... this was way worse than I thought.
Yeah she was also wearing a short skirt
This isn’t an apology video, this is a “You guys are attacking me for making a small mistake” video. she’s just blaming us the entire time for “overreacting” to what she’s done.
She didn't really do anything tbh
@@matt6223 So far it seems like she used her fame to lure in targeted minors, where they would enter a group chat with other minors and some adults, including her boyfriend Erik. Erik would then send multiple disgusting inappropriate messages which constitute crimes. We have the receipts for these things. TH-cam filters any phrases I could use to describe what she and her boyfriend did to these kids. If you don't believe me, wait for when it inevitably goes through the justice system.
@@matt6223What about her murdering her dog and laughing about it or making inappropriate jokes about small children sending a teenage boy her undies and blaming him after she got backlash telling children about her s*x life in group chats or even in older videos using her neice for clout by telling people there was girl on girl action between the two in a video and even body shaming and making racist jokes and then making this apology video by attacking the viewers and making her seem like a victim instead of just owning up and actually apologizing for the actions she made
@@matt6223o you think asking a 14 year old for an ass pic which is literally cp is okay? You think it’s okay to have s*xual conversations with children? You think exploiting a minors labor and not paying them is okay? Just tell on yourself lmao creep
@@matt6223 "are you a virgin?" the 30 year old asked the minor plus more. Let's not forget that she also sent lingerie to a minor. Oh and her business strategy of using the minors she "befriended" for free labor.
But "sHE dIDN't REALLY dO anYThing TBH"
It's so interesting how meatcanyon went from a creepy cartoonist to one of the funniest personalities on TH-cam. Keep up the amazing content
Don't forget about his amazing documentaries such as "POV Logan Paul steals your wallet"
He has never been a creepy cartoonist in my book.
@@mirellalastar the OP means that he is making creepy looking cartoons
When you hear the two or three instances where Grandpapa Meat is involved, it makes a lot of sense
Bro imagine half way through her video she just goes “this video is sponsored by raid shadow legends” that would make it so much better
I've seen her apology video at least 5 times now and every single time when she reaches for the ukelele I feel like my arms got ripped off and shoved up my ass. I just can't get over how she thought this was a good idea.
no srsly
If your reaction is THAT strong, why did you watch it 5 Times, for gosh sakes!?
Delusional psychopathy, she talks like a serial killer, like she's trying to imitate humanity
@@icu3869 I've seen enough from clips, I have no desire to click on it once out of cringe
bruv if that was your reaction you need to seek help m8 good Lord
the way she puts little insults to herself to get sympathy through the whole thing 😭
Thats the whole point of her video. She’s trying to get people to simply feel bad for her. Regardless of the facts. And sad thing is, I’m sure it’s going to work. Education isn’t americas strong suit. Especially given how broken that system is
self depricating, self depreciating, selfish, self less
"Not a gr00m3r, just a loser" 🙄🙄🙄
Colleen didnt even really apologize. She just kinda blamed everyone else for not liking her, said people were lying, and then said we're all toxic for calling her out lol.
She really should've listened to her legal team. My god, they must be fuming. She just shat on the face of all those victims who came forward and she did not show any evidence supporting her side and actually defend herself, nor did she take any real accountability. She just blamed everyone for digging up her past and stepping forward coz she would've gotten away with it otherwise. It's like she went and said "And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!" like a Scooby-Doo villain. LMAO
Imagine being her PR team coming into work on the day your client performed an "I'm not diddling kids" cover. 🤣
Probably the worst day of their lives
Her: wdym you quit you and my lawyers didn’t tell me I couldn’t sing
Show some respect, that is an original work. Not a cover. She matched a tune to her own lyrics to let us know she isn’t that sorry and we should feel sorry for her since she sees abusing children as a little whoopsie.
The fact that she tries to show off her vocal ability during the song is just insane to me
YO
Peak sociopathic behavior
Ok so I wasn’t the only one thinking that thank god
She showed off all her musical skills like why do all that for something so insane and evil lmfao
Lack thereof
Her video was the most insane, egotistical "apology" response I've ever seen. If she thought this would be interpreted well I can't imagine what is going on in her head. The sound effects when she grabbed the uke were 10000/10. Love your videos and animations papa meat, also just wanted to say (sing?), hi.
Her legal team has been probably screaming and crying for the past few days
@@dodobirdtimethey're all on indeed right now
If teratoma was a apology video, this is.
if you go into the video there's people supporting her. Its insanity.
@@RicardoMoralesMassinnah bro, it's her filtering her comment section, do you look his like-dislike ratio? It's fucking insane. It's makes no sense if her comments section are supporting her if her like-dislike ratio are shit.
The cut to scary Uncle Meat still reduces me to tears and Ive watched this video so so many times.
The 'fart joke' is one of the most heinous parts of the song. A young teen girl was invited on stage for a 'yoga' skit. The poor kid was wearing a dress. She got on stage and Colleen had her lie down, Colleen picked up her legs and spread them as wide as she could for the audience to see, then played a fart sound while her clothing left her exposed. The kiddo was humiliated... THEN after the show this UNDERAGE girl was leered at by men. She felt unsafe to say the least. Creepy Aunt Col saw what the kiddo was wearing when she chose to invite the girl on stage, she SHOULD have changed who was picked right then and there, but didn't! Now it's just 'a fart joke.'
Yeah I agree, the fact she thinks the fart joke is why we are upset shows how delusional she really is!
It angers me bc Ecoli brushes it off as a fart joke. That's fucking disgusting bc she knows damn well what she did
As someone who doesn’t know all the details THANK YOU for explaining this! I feel like Colleen is trying her best to manipulate people like myself who don’t know the details so when she says “fart joke” we’re all like “oh that’s not so bad wtf?” One thing all of these TH-camrs forced into an apology have in common is that they’re extremely calculated in their form of damage control. Now that I’ve actually done some research on the situation for myself it’s clear as day that she is a TEXTBOOK example of someone who needs to be deplatformed for the sake of society. I’m usually against cancel culture tbh but continuing to let her interact with children at this point is absolutely gross negligence on TH-cam’s part and they’re definitely liable if something more happens and police are involved
Imagine you were violated by a celebrity, and after learning you’re upset, they write and perform a song blaming you.
Also, it started when you were *_literally nine years old_*
didn't jon mayer, alanis morisette, and taylor swift do the same exact thing?
@@josiptito9412ewwww
So Taylor swift 😂
@@josiptito9412 Hollywood is full of groomers and kiddy diddlers. That shouldn't surprise anyone after the whole Epstein saga. Even if they aren't directly involved in the trafficking they're all aware and complacent.
Her saying “they never said I couldn’t sing it” reminds me of those kids at the pool when the Lifeguard tells them to stop running, they say “I’m not running I’m skipping,” and then they proceeded to slip and fall, cracking their head open on the concrete.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omgg😭
As a lifeguard I can confirm🤣🤣🤣
6:17 I like the way he says “uku-f**kin-leleeee”.
i love that she’s like “wow you guys are being manipulated” and then two lines later is like “I WON’T SURVIVE THE PEDO ACCUSATIONS BUT WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY”
The fact that at the end she's basically like "being accused of grooming children is what makes me human :)" kills me lmao.
She really pulled a "I'm only human after all"
@@Nothing.Nugget "Don't put your blame on me!"
“I’m only human! I make mistakes! I’m only human, that’s all it takes to put the blame on me!!”
Imagine Saul telling Walt to not talk about anything and then his confession video is just him singing with a Ukulele
"Jesse, we need to board the toxic gossip train"
😂
I AM THE ONE WHO SINGS! 😡
Too absurd to imagine. Stranger than fiction 😂
The moment he hit that G string, i knew he was the danger
This is a very bad cover of "I know what you are but what am I"
"I didn't know it was my responsibility to know what's appropriate for all the kids to see"
Colleen, you had your young fans in a personal group chat. You had full control when you exposed them to that content. It is definietly your responsibility to not expose them to that content.
What were they exposed to? What was on the group chats?
@@alexjung9724she asked lots of inappropriate questions to minors
@@alexjung9724Mainly of her asking what positions they liked in bed, how she should seduced her bf/husband at the time, and even asked one kid for pics of her butt.
@@alexjung9724nstantly overshared about her ex-husband, said provocative things about her ex-husband, asked one kid who was like a 13 year old to send her ass pics, asked everyone what their favorite sex position was, etc. The list goes on.
Also she SPECIFICALLY stated parents should be responsible for kids watching “my TH-cam videos and shows”, so she was right in that statement…it just doesn’t justify why she said all that shit in her group chat since it’s neither her TH-cam videos or live shows 🤣
THAST WHAT IM SAYING 😭😭 like….huh!
I love how her definition of "perfect" is just not being a pedophile lmao
well good thing she’s literally not
I love being perfect
@@cupkneeshe is tho, she’s a HUGE creep and there is so much proof that she was having inappropriate conversations with children
@@cupknee Yes because asking your underage fans if they are virgins and what their favorite sex positions are, asking for ass pics, having 8-9 year olds reach their hands in her pants for a "snack" and spreading young girls legs on stage is totally normal and sane behavior.
@@cupknee what sane person has conversations with children like that
I think she was expecting that at the end of her video people would stand up and slow clap and then one person in the audience would yell out "She fucking did it!" then a roar of applause and everyone would just carry her out to the street on their shoulders and hold a parade in her honor.
Yea too bad high school was like 30 years ago for this lady
She’s genuinely shocked it didn’t go that way rn
Sounds about right.
Yes
She was expecting everyone to demand an encore I’m sure
It amazes me that it’s referred to as an apology video. She did NOTHING to apologize for ANYTHING. She thinks she did nothing wrong and it shows. She is the most disappointing person I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen a lot of disappointing people in my life.
That said this video was an awesome take on this! Almost made watching her again fun ❤
If being perfect means not grooming children and or talking to them about sex, then damn, I AM perfect
♫♫♪♫ Toxic gossip traaaainnnnnn.... ♫♪♫♫
@@Thenineoh🎵🎶🎵Chugging down the tracks of... Misinformation 🎵🎶🎵
She literally Kramered this WHOLE THING. Most people didn’t even know she was such a horrible person until this “apology” video, so it’s like she almost blew up her own career.
I feel so horrible for the people in the weenies chats, i remember liking Miranda sings as a kid too, so knowing she was like this the whole time is sickening
I mean this isn’t really like Kramer. That shit was in headlines everywhere before he went on Letterman and gave a kinda meh apology. Also at least he didn’t try to act like he had basically done nothing wrong. Although while some people in the audience in letterman weren’t aware yet and even laughed I’d say a majority of people were already aware of the Miranda Sings shit. This apology just cemented that yeah she really is garbage vs Kramer trying to sincerely apologize at the time.
This apology video is the first I ever heard from her. I really didn't even know she was so famous before. Now I just know her as the prestigious creator of the worst apology video ever and also probably a pedo.
It's called karma
@@yowatchie i find it funny that both of you are referring to him as a character he played
"this is the most creative manic episode I've ever seen" had me laughing pretty hard
The best summation of this whole situation that I've ever heard.
Women groomers need to be talked about more
We think it's hot
Definitely. A lot of sexual crimes committed by women tend to get overlooked.
Lawyers: "Don't speak about it."
Colleen: "How about I drop a mixtape?"
It would have been more respectable if she just turned on the camera and said "I'm not sorry" and then ended it.
It would be more respectful if irresponsible parents didn't leave their children to be raised by TH-cam "influencers" and took some fucking responsibility for their childrens unsupervised internet access
This guy is the only authority to validate if something is creepy. If he says something or someone is creepy, believe it, he knows.
Wtf lol if you say so
We found the only kid who enjoyed being groomed in Colleen's group chats! 😃
Lol, I'm just playing man, just follow the satire and enjoy or whatever
@@j.guardiola *gets called out for saying something stupid and mean-spirited about someone, completely unprompted*
"Lmaaaaooooooo I was just playinnn maaaan whateverrrr satire and stuff lol"
Tell me you're mentally 12 years old without telling me you're mentally 12 years old. 😂
@@Aster_Logosno one says that anymore
Your art is underrated as fuck. When i saw the parody apology I was like "damn he nuked her jawline!" Now seeing this, I'm like "damn, he's a portrait artist, but a lovecraft meets real life type"
You have NO IDEA what underrated means
It’s as if her apology was worse than her alleged crimes…
ああ、私に近づいてきていますか？
It is - as far as her defence team is concerned.
Uhhhh...you okay there? Can't help but notice your comment could absolutely be interpreted as, "It's obvious Colleen didn't do anything horrible if you guys are freaking out about an APOLOGY."
I assume that's not what you meant, but then, this is YT and there are stans everywhere.
Nice jojo refrence
Hold up let me turn on screen recording...
Okay, please continue...
The fact that she's more upset about the fact that her "Reputation is ruined" than knowing that she's hurt a lot of children is mind boggling to me.
i think you mean 'her reuputation's deceased'.
@@blopp3370 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
Hurt? She was HELPING them. I think your interpretation needs some seriously re-evaluation.
@@Rith9789 👎
The "fart joke" (20'30") she talked about was one of her live shows: she took a 16 years old teenager on stage, spread her legs wide open (the teenager was wearing a skirt, facing Collen) and then made the fart joke. It then falls on the weird sexual and underage allegations, and the teenager also told how she felt unconfortable during the show.
There is a clip (8'31") of that at video of Mogul Mail posted of the same topic.
I thought the girl was 14 at the time. But no matter if 14 or 16 it was inappropriate....
You may be right, I've just read all of this because of PapaMeat and this Worst Apology video.
22'6" *
10'7" *
...I don't want to look it up but I o want to understand how that even becomes a fart joke.
I'm imagining a Steven Universe episode now where like, Amethyst fucks up and writes a ukulele apology while the other Crystal Gems advise her not to talk about it.
"Amethyst, do NOT respond to these humans' complaints by telling them they are wrong to be upset!"
"Humans eat birds all the time, what's the big deal if I swallowed a pigeon whole outside the arcade!"
I'm flummoxed from the fact that she came up with the idea to sing an "apology" song that basically says she didn't do it and that her victims are just "harassing" her for fun, and she recorded it, im assuming she edited it a little bit, and uploaded it, AND NOWHERE WITHIN THAT TIME, did she stop and think about whether or not, that was a good idea.
New word unlocked: flummoxed
@@Sub30245 it's my favorite word for confused, 2nd is bamboozled, and 3rd is befuddled.
From her song, I can only believe that "think" is something that she never does.
You sound like a true redditor
@@mprojekt72 true, that's giving her too much credit
Quick summary of the manipulation attempts:
1. Downplay what you did
Say that it was just a group of people talking about normal things
2. Make yourself the victim
Say that you're being unfairly attacked for the downplayed version of the controversy
3. Villainize the aggressor
Say that they are attacking you to an unreasonable degree
4. Shift blame
Say it's on the parents for not watching what their kids did
5. Downplay the descriptive words
Draw ties between groom as in manipulate and groom as in the hair
6. Strawman the arguments
Say that they're accusing you of such horrible things for something stupid like a fart joke
7. Humanize yourself
Say we all make mistakes, it's only natural you did that, because you're just a human
Typically you'd only want 1 to 3 of these in a video, as they can mess with each other, like shifting blame while also saying that it was just a human mistake on your part.
Good 'ol DARVO
She went for S-Rank Manipulative. She only lost points for the bits where she accidentally told the truth.
Why apologize if there is nothing to apologize about? After all she is a loser
@@viscountrainbows2857Girl was so good at doing gaslighting combos that she reached the fabled SSS rank, the Sick Sicko Style!
You forgot
Pretend you have paid your dues
Mention how you changed and it was along time ago while talking about your accountability even though you have yet to do any other those things
I love that every TH-camr apology video has both a sigh and an unedited “switching camera on/off” moment. And what is with TH-camrs and being into kids?
Either 2 things. They already are pedos and they get easy access to kids, or they have an army of children fans and like the power dynamic
I'm guessing its attention seeking. Kids will latch onto almost anything. And now you got these people online who just see numbers and cameras, no real connection with anyone. All it takes is one DM to a kid, the kid will up the attention and want more, and now internet person gets some "personal attention and connection" they want.
A "Win/Win" in their eyes. Which makes it all the grosser. Ever try to talk to a kid? It's mind numbing.
TH-cam is 90% kids, that's where all their views come from.
@@lagunkaz Exactly. Just like logan paul. But ever since he's tried to expand his brand he's been looking like a joke.
@@spottedslash4256 He was always a joke.
I like how this is what she will be remembered for
15:39 “oh I’m sorry I didn’t realize that all of you are perfect” I think a pretty big majority of people haven’t had allegations about grooming being spread around.. I would think that is a pretty easy thing not to have said about you
She’s the type of person to say “I guess I deserve it…heh…🙂”
@bunnened...2913 real
That's what she did, no?
This comment makes me realise nearly every woman I've dated was mentally immature. They pulled the same stunt.
@@IkesPimpHand
All I say is it’s important to understand you may be a unreliable narrator
She probably had to do multiple takes, sit through them to edit the video and finally decide to publish it and AT NO POINT IN THIS PROCESS did she think this was a bad idea???? Starting an "apology" video with "Oh woe is me, I had to take a break because I'M so stressed, it's all about me" ...
And it wasn't even a break, she was apparently on tour at the time selling "cancelled" merch. 🤦
I left a similar comment on someone else's video on it, like it's just baffling. She had to get ALL THE WAY THROUGH coming up with the idea, writing the song, practicing, setting up the camera, multiple takes, editing, uploading, and at no point was she like... mmm maybe not.
and she even put a filter on her face
in her song, she literally said "let's attack because she did something i don't like" and the fact that she say that while talking about "mass grooming" just kills me tbh. Btw uncle i lost it so i can tell you everything i remember
I love the way she keeps talking about talking about “taking accountability” while she does everything except take accountability. She is one hard-core narcissist!
“B-but didn’t you hear her?? She already took accountability years ago so she doesn’t have to now even though the screenshots and recent allegations have been from the past year or so!!!!!!”
@@Not_Cielarcissists aren't taught accountability in their early lives, aren't they
*Narcissists
The “fart joke” girl said that she felt embarrassed and vulnerable and that if it hadn’t been for her shorts underneath, she would have been completely exposed to Colleen. Sucks to get your feelings minimized like that.
There’s another vid where she has this young boy (like 8) reach into her pants and she literally goes “AHA he actually did it!” It was pretty sickening
Even better she did it to a bunch of different kids, ON STAGE. She went on tour and did that a bunch. I found a reddit post on it
The bits he kept going to the camera about him being an uncle had me crying 😭 I love him
Same 😂😂😂😂
“Tell me your deepest darkest secrets”
I almost chocked on my drink when he did it in the middle of her song the one time
SAMEE
"What do you have written in your diary!"
I think what's insane about her turning it back on everyone and effectively saying "you're not perfect either and you've made mistakes so you can't criticize me etc. etc." is so absolutely fucking insane. Like people make mistakes sure, but it was absolutely her responsibility as someone that literal children looked up to, to not do this kind of thing
what pisses me off is she has children of her own she is a mother and still calls her weird abusive grooming behavior gossip it scares me and makes me very mad
calm down. you didn't even use the internet properly to get real mad. and she is just someone you can see. if oyu wanna make a change then go out there and expose all the parents who are like this or worse
@@JERRYjealously seriously looks like you had an aneurysm while typing this. 🤡
@@JERRYjealously Did you tell him to calm down about kids getting molested...?
@@JERRYjealously*siren whoop*
@JERRYjealously just letting you know I'm your 3rd thumb 🤞😉👍
...NOT!
brother when you said this must be a horrible blow to the ukulele community. I felt so seen. Thank you for understanding.
So she lured children then made a child-like song…it’s like she can’t stop 💀
lies
She likes them young.
And plays on A minor
Almost like a pedophile 😂
and she put her music on streaming platforms to capitalize off people once again
That last bit where she's like 'that doesn't make them a terrible human, that makes them...' I saw it coming and was going DON'T FUCKING SAY IT and then she went '... human'. *Aaaaargh.* I've come to realize that it's possible for some people to feel literally no embarrassment.
Honestly I'd of never heard about what she did until she made a horrible apology lmao Her lawyers were right in telling her to stfu😂
Same
Just imagine papa meat animating an apology video 😂
It’s coming 👀
I think something equivalent to this animated would be a full cartoon episode where the actual content of the apology is expressed indirectly through the plot and its conclusion, like the "moral lesson of the day" message is the 'apology'.
Bro he could totally turn this into a horror short…like how Freddy Kruger has his lol song…and Michael meyers has his iconic piano riff…😂
He already has, he animated Jeffrey stars apology video 😂.
what apology?
Most people who do the “unapology” usually have the receipts to prove their innocence or at least act like they have the receipts, but this is the first “unapology” I’ve seen where the person just ignores everything they’re being accused of in the most unhinged way and pretty much says “I may be a creep, but only I’m allowed to call myself that!”
Well here's what I don't understand is why you think you are owed an apology, I mean what a world we live in where Anonymous scumfuck sunline demand people give them an apology because they didn't like what they said or did
The uncle bit gets me every time 😂😂
For anyone wondering what the "fart joke" she referrenced is it was when she invited a teen up on stage who was wearing a very short flowy romper got her to lay on the floor on her back, grabbed her legs and forcibly spread them as wide as she could whilst looking down at her with a smirk on her face as a fart noise played over the speaker. The poor girl was mortified her idol had just exposed her body and embarassed her in front of a crowd full of people while the whole thing had been recorded and she felt violated. After that the men in the audience kept oggling her and catcalling her which made her feel unsafe. She later said that this incident made her feel vulnerable and dirty like when she got sa'd later in life.
This is outrageous....
"This is the most creative manic episode" is the BEST take I've heard on the whole ordeal. This is a fabulous video, Uncle.
I find it weird that they call it an apology. She actively just doubles down.
it's not even an apology, it's a "justification" of her actions
I think it's because it has all the tropes of youtuber apology
@ashbenamti9490 I didn’t see a dog. Otherwise definitely most of the tropes
@@CorporalGrievous93 Wdym, it was right in the middle of the screen during that whole video. It was even howling the entire time.
@@Pitohui_ man I'm tired that took me a second lol
absolutely wild she was like "i took accountability" and "i believe in holding people accountable" and then like a minute later she's like "i wasnt aware i was supposed to be accountable for what i put out there"
For anyone questioning “wtf is the fart joke thing?”
TLDR: there was was a skit at her live show that put an audience volunteer in a compromising yoga pose and a fart sound would play over the sound system - she picked a teen in an outfit that clearly would expose them to the audience, and went ahead with it anyway. The girl didnt know what she was volunteering for.
For some reason Colleen thinks THAT is the biggest problem a lot of folks have right now, so shes fixated on that situation since the thinks her last apology covered everything else and we all moved on.
More details on the Fart Thing:
One of the individuals who felt exploited by her years ago was at the time a 16 yr old who went to one of her shows in a cute little romper, got called up on stage, and Colleen saw that the outfit was not good for the skit, Colleen clearly made a reaction that acknowledged the outfit was questionable for the skit but proceeded to put the 16 yr old in a very compromising position made infinitely inappropriate by how flowy the romper was and it slipped a lot/ exposing a lot. And while the 16 yr old was wearing something like super mini bike shorts underneath, Colleen couldnt have known that UNTIL the teen was in a position that would have exposed them to the audience.
And then a loud fart sound was played over the audio.
That isnt something girls get over, being put in that vulnerable of a position. I imagine a young male wearing super wide-legged shorts or whatever may have been just as embarrassed and bothered by it.
Its just not okay to put kids in uncomfortable situations that they learn nothing from/ that they don’t benefit from in the end.
And THIS is what Colleen thinks everyone is hyper focused on when its all this AND so much more.
Her end goal wasn’t s3x with kids, but she was exposing them to stuff they didnt need to be exposed to and she was also using/ manipulating them for free labor and her own ego.
Plus the girl said that at the end of the show, grown men were eyeing her up and shit
Thank you for the summary.
TLDR indeed
@@contagiousremorseyet you had time to type... It's interesting to see the things we choose to make time for.
Interesting thanks
Her "mistakes" are litterally chargable offenses
No DEADASS
Her PR team probably set their resumes on fire after that. There’s no coming back from that, their careers are ruined. All because some creepy woman picked up a ukulele.
She's actually smart. She knew there's no redeeming her career anymore, so she decided to monetise her demise in the best way possible. Gotta give it to her.
Something similarly happened in the British news There was this reporter right really controversial and not the best person (don’t remember much) but Thay made an arrival where it was like an apology or a leaving note and every click payed them you can guess how that went
So her excuse is "the parents should have been there to stop a predator like me"? Lol
The irony of wanting the hate to go away only for her response "apology" video to further increase attention on the grooming allegations 10X Times more is even more wild to me with this turn around.
Miranda Sings unlocked the "As Bad As Onision" anti-achievement. How much lower can she go? Let's find out!
Imo onision will always be number 1 at worst youtuber "forgive me" videos I'm glad he's broke and lost custody of his kids
@@TheSecretPassword Yeah. Onionsharts still seems to hold "1st Place" among the toxic-tuber "community" - those that haven't committed murder (yet).
Because he descended in steps toward his worst acts, I think that it is possible to get to the shallow depth on the Onision scale of depravity, and then a toxic-tuber can choose to stay there, get therapy, or continue diving.
I’d let her go low on me, granted, I’m her age so she probably wouldn’t be down…
@@anastasiak5945He had kids?!
@@bryn1063 yeah he recorded one of his kids falling out of a second story window and had another kid in the same bed as him while he had a threesome also refused to clean his kids because he saw it as "inappropriate" hopefully his kids are in a good home now
She's completely unforgivable
She straight up pulled a "he who has not sinned cast the first stone" on the audience
@@MetalSonicccc I'm only human after all 😢
Also the "fart joke" was when she had a fan who was an underage girl come on stage, had her lay down on the floor as Colleen grabbed her legs and spread them to make a fart noise/joke. This person came out to speak against her recently, Colleen excuses herself from it all because she didn't specifically get sexual gratification from it, as if there's ANY good reason to drag a child into inappropriate contexts like that whether you knew better or not
it's much worse with more context. she did a regularly reoccurring skit where she would bring teen girls on stage and call them pr0n so many young girls would dress with as little clothes as possible to compete to be on stage.
69 upvotes... Noice👌
Colleen: "ive made mistakes, but youre not perfect either"
I'm not perfect but I'm not grooming children Minors
Yeah I never had children reach down my pants in a live show.
That’s what I’m saying
A woman in her 30's should know what she did is fucked
@@badabingbing474oh she knows
children Minors
Don’t ya just love how she calls it gossip when there are receipts.
Gas lighting is a helluva drug.
They're fake.... None of them were real
@@-norsecode- Gaslighting isn't real. You're crazy.
@@Entinu94 You get a chef's kiss.
@@reznya2700she freaking admits it in the apology, youre quite regarded aren't you?
This apology video was a highlight of the internet in 2023, a classic banger. Never seen so many TH-camrs unite and talk about something in this scale
imagine being on the jury and having to watch that in her court hearing
"But- your honor!--" *pulls out ukulele
“Did you say anything stupid already, and by that I mean anything at all?”
“I didn’t SAY anything… But I did SING some stuff.”
Not even Saul Goodman can help with this case.
@@casadilla111 they didn't sayyy i couldn't singggg
The second hand embarrassment from this video is so bad that it feels like first hand embarrassment…like I’M the one who fucked up…and that’s exactly what she’s trying to do here, turn it around on us to make all of us feel guilty for even thinking badly of her because of poor decisions that she made as an adult. That’s not on us, hun, that’s on you!
The fact all my faves hoped on the toxic gossip train makes me so happy. Thank you for your service 🫡
I would like to give Papa Meat a big hug, he is such a nice guy. His videos pulled me through a hard time. Thanks Papa. :)