Yeah, Brett was so pathetically clueless there. That guy wished he could be anywhere else but listening to one of the greatest players ever make a fool of himself with an idiotic story. Never meet your heroes.....
Lol.,... Though I hate the fact that GB was the 'Yankee Killer' back in the days, dudes two way talent, lazer sharp poise, fierce intensity was and is the stuff of icons of yesterday and those not yet born..... I'll politely tiptoe around the defecation in pants narrative 🤥 Merci beaucoup
Imagine what must have been going through Porter’s mind. Dude probably thought he was about to get some good advice and instead George starts talking about how he violently crapped his pants in Vegas. Just a legendary story 😂
The greatest story ever told. If there's ever a youtube hall of fame, this is first ballot. The way he just stands there with his hands on his hips lol. You know George Brett is the kind of dude who saunters up next to you at the urinal to start a conversation and lets out a real loud sigh and puts his hands on his hips while he's peeing
Thats every veteran ballplayer. Heard larry bowa ask bill bavasi to throw it over his shoulder instead of waiting in line once at a angels game press box urinal.
@@jakethomason5495Tapered usually means when something is coming to a pinch or point shape. I think he was suggesting that both ends of the poo had a degree of shape and polish to them.
So am watching family guy over here in England. And I have to google Brett after family guy went to adverts. So that’s how I got here. Oh well it all makes sense now, back to family guy.
@@jays7761 It's called being confident enough in your manhood to admit that you've shat yourself recently and that you fear not of the judgement because... you're manly enough, that's why.
Been a while since I've laughed this hard😂😂😂 dudes a legend in every sense of the word!! The graphic detail he goes into.......he definitely is great at retelling stories ill give him that. On a side note, everyone needs a friend like Larry. Im not sure I have a friend who I can call up and say "hey man, I just shit my pants" and they drop everything and bring a change of clothes, and do everything they can to keep me from being seen.
@@simonnyman9031 lol, if you're spray painting the inside of your pants, twice per year, it's probably a sign you should have a doctor check the situation out😉
This is without a doubt the single most greatest moment in the entire history of the sport of baseball. Truly the hall of Fame moment. If the hall of Fame wasn't made to house this great event than idk why tf they made it for.. there's some things the world will never forget. September 11, Harambe, and the time Brett evacuated his bowels in las Vegas 💯🤣💀
Marine Corps bootcamp, Parris Island, 1970. All of a sudden.........BAM!, out of nowhere, no cutting it off. Still had (?) a mile plus to go. For everyone's sake I fell to the rear. Too long a story to tell what the DI's said, did but they were hilarious [to me, now....not then.]
This was freakin' hilarous! It reminds me of a time I went to an all you could eat Indian buffet. I literally ate like I was Shaggy from Scooby Doo. As I was getting ready to pay my bill I embarrassedly said "may I use the washroom first?" I waddled to a toilet, glutes tightly clenched, and a gassy explosion erupted from me. After several minutes I came back and the waiter had a strange look on his face. Lesson learned - don't go overboard. ^_^
Imagine whoever found them knowing who they belonged too and later down the road ran into Brett somewhere and asked him to sign em......Then, imagine watchin somebody bring em in to sale on an episode of Pawn Stars with no documentation to verify that the signature is real or that they ever belonged to Brett.
I actually shat my trousers a few weeks ago. I had to shit on my kitchen floor. I wiped it up with towels and put the shit towels in the trash can in the common area of my apartment. Less than 2 hours later, someone had dumped the trash. Presumably because it smelled bad. True story Who are the pitcher's in this game?
George probably told that story to all those guys 100 time. “Oh shit (no pun intended ) it’s George with the shit his pants story again.” If you ever meet George Brett and he starts off with “True Story, I shit you not” walk away.
I don't know a damn thing about baseball, his career, or whether or not he should see a doctor about the fact that he shits his pants often enough to own up to doing it at least twice a year--but his ability to shake off shitting his pants and his persistence in sharing the story are legendary. I'm literally here because I heard this story was epic, and as far as I'm concerned that should land him in at least one hall of fame, if not more.
I actually shit my pants 1 week ago. I got home from the store, i couldn't make it to the bathroom, so i shat on my kitchen floor, then i wiped it up with 2 towels, i put the towels in the garbage can in the hallway in the apartment building, then i noticed someone had dumped the garbage can within about 4 hours after i put that shat ridden towels in it. True story. When was the last time you shit your pants? Been a while? Let me know ok?
@@bigsky3072 1999 Washington dc. Comkng back from a run after a bad burrito. Had to make up five flights of stairs. Made it to my door and couldnt get my key in i was shaking so bad. Shit out an explosive fusillade of angry beans in the hallway.
I legit am put here watching family guy on Netflix and hear the George Brett thing and I'm like ugh so I watch it and it's so funny how the guy keeps like running away and he keep following him
We all gonna ignore that Larry is a 48” waist? Larry, legend of the all you can eat buffet. And what kind of fancy ass thing is a “double tapered shit?”
Everyone has that friend with the "I shit myself all the time" stories. Mine is named Jason and he loves to tell us about shitting himself on the way home from school Sr. year, when his car was stuck behind a school bus. I guess some of us stop shitting ourselves at like, 4 and a small percentage just never learn that some farts you do not chance, and "if it COULD be the Im gonna poop feeling, treat the situation like it IS the Im gonna poop feeling"
@@kinkane5566 sigh..... you pooped your pants again....didn't you?.... allright, top drawer, cabinet by my bed, grab yourself some clean ones and NO, I do not want them back.
Sick and trusted a fart at 17 and again at 24. The first one I blamed on our puppy and the second one I clenched the second I felt mass and cradled that jif spread like a penguin with its egg.
The man is an absolute legend on the field. In the entire history of baseball, there *might* be one of two better third basemen. Maybe. But this is what he'll be remembered for.
that poor bastard really didnt want to hear that story lmao
brett just kept following him dead set on telling his midnight bellagio shit story
Rusty would've listened
Exist? where's the fucking exist?
Yeah, Brett was so pathetically clueless there. That guy wished he could be anywhere else but listening to one of the greatest players ever make a fool of himself with an idiotic story. Never meet your heroes.....
@@24HeySayhe shit his pants, he didn’t refuse an autograph so I wouldn’t really say don’t meet your heroes for this moment
I love how the dude is walking away at the end but he keeps following to finish the story
The whole video!!??! George take a hint!
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hahhah dude is just like "man im just trying to do my thing" ahhahahaha
Lol.,... Though I hate the fact that GB was the 'Yankee Killer' back in the days, dudes two way talent, lazer sharp poise, fierce intensity was and is the stuff of icons of yesterday and those not yet born.....
I'll politely tiptoe around the defecation in pants narrative 🤥
Merci beaucoup
The best part is, "who's the pitchers in this game?" Back to business!
agree to disagree, the best part is when he lowers his voice to tell the story without anyone hearing while he's mic'd up.
Just another day at the office
i looked this up during the break, just as Peter advised ;)
I looked it up just now as Steven Segal and Jibber Prevailia advised
same
Same lul
MEE TOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mu Hulu has no ads so I had to pause to be here...........
He was dying to tell someone this story 💀
He's good twice a year for that.
Who's the pitchers in this game?
Yeah, himself
I’m here from Family Guy 🤣🤣🤣
Where is bathroom? I George Brett myself on plane
Same lol
Same
Me too! I am dying laughing! Hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
Ditto lmaooo
Imagine what must have been going through Porter’s mind. Dude probably thought he was about to get some good advice and instead George starts talking about how he violently crapped his pants in Vegas. Just a legendary story 😂
The greatest story ever told. If there's ever a youtube hall of fame, this is first ballot. The way he just stands there with his hands on his hips lol. You know George Brett is the kind of dude who saunters up next to you at the urinal to start a conversation and lets out a real loud sigh and puts his hands on his hips while he's peeing
And farts loudly with a sigh of relief at the end and complete straight face
@@ATLWood13 And also starts talking to you as you’re both pissing. Basically he just doesn’t give a shit.
Didn't expect to see you here.
Thats every veteran ballplayer. Heard larry bowa ask bill bavasi to throw it over his shoulder instead of waiting in line once at a angels game press box urinal.
You have such a little kid brain
"True story, whos pitching in this game?"
more like "who's PINCHING" :)
That was classic! 😂
Let's thank Family Guy for helping us remember this nugget of baseball history.
hah nugget
@heather sparrow
Hideous terminology, appropriate though it is.
The original, and the And 1 mix tape version….are the 2 best videos ever recorded
Not a nugget. Water. Straight fuckin' water.
Is this for real!? Or a dub over ?
I didn’t laugh til he got to “double-tapered”
I bet there were several teammates who would’ve been down for that story but he chose that guy lmao.
that is why our assholes dont slam shut tapered ends
what does that mean?
@@jakethomason5495Tapered usually means when something is coming to a pinch or point shape. I think he was suggesting that both ends of the poo had a degree of shape and polish to them.
George is old school. All the old schoolers are like this. Haha
@@vincentjohnflorio Shape and polish!! 😂😂😂
Lol idk if I should be thanking family guy or cursing them. Holy cow he just keeps going.
So am watching family guy over here in England. And I have to google Brett after family guy went to adverts. So that’s how I got here. Oh well it all makes sense now, back to family guy.
Thank you for that information, now I have a much clearer understanding of your activities on the internet.
That sounds amazing
What will be your activities tonight?
Still happening....lol
The best comedy writer in the world couldn’t have written a better ending to this
The double-tapered sh!t part or the "Who's pitching?"part?
@@Ynalaw the "who's pitching?" part
What a legend. That, boys, is what it looks like when a man has confidence and a healthy ego
What? If you tell people about shitting your pants you have confidence and a healthy ego? You are easily impressed.
@@jays7761 some people aren't easily embarrassed
@@jays7761 It's called being confident enough in your manhood to admit that you've shat yourself recently and that you fear not of the judgement because... you're manly enough, that's why.
@@jays7761 if you get easily embarrased by things like this you probably have a fragile ego, yeah.
@@jays7761 I mean, when I shit my pants I don't immediately tell people. Am I the weird one?
Been a while since I've laughed this hard😂😂😂 dudes a legend in every sense of the word!! The graphic detail he goes into.......he definitely is great at retelling stories ill give him that. On a side note, everyone needs a friend like Larry. Im not sure I have a friend who I can call up and say "hey man, I just shit my pants" and they drop everything and bring a change of clothes, and do everything they can to keep me from being seen.
George Brett is a legend, that is all
“JC, whaddya eat?!?”
…
“…Taco Johns”
“That’ll do it”
The way he says “who’s the pitchers in this game?” hits so perfectly
This is a great fucking story. A stand-up comedian couldn’t have done a better job
"Double tapered shit" . I've lived a long life and have never had that thought once when reaching over the bowl to flush down a brown trout..
Watching this at 4 am trying to take a diarrhea. Bad wings
"Pure fuckin water."
" I'm good about twice a year for that! "
Dude created his own Bellagio water show, right there in the hotel lobby 😉
@@simonnyman9031 lol, if you're spray painting the inside of your pants, twice per year, it's probably a sign you should have a doctor check the situation out😉
This is without a doubt the single most greatest moment in the entire history of the sport of baseball. Truly the hall of Fame moment. If the hall of Fame wasn't made to house this great event than idk why tf they made it for.. there's some things the world will never forget. September 11, Harambe, and the time Brett evacuated his bowels in las Vegas 💯🤣💀
“I george brett myself on the plane”
I love how theyre slowly trying to get the fuck away from his story as he follows them.
The only way to stop him from telling that story to you is to shit your pants. Then he'll bring you towels and a pair of 48" waist pants
We’ve all been there, I love the way he tells a story.
Marine Corps bootcamp, Parris Island, 1970. All of a sudden.........BAM!, out of nowhere, no cutting it off. Still had (?) a mile plus to go. For everyone's sake I fell to the rear. Too long a story to tell what the DI's said, did but they were hilarious [to me, now....not then.]
The other guys: Thanks for sharing that with us.
That guy DOES NOT want to hear it lmfao
..."Who's the pitchers in this game?" Holy hell, did that destroy me.
I’m fucking dying lol from family guy man. Aw shit he said da I gerorge Brett myself on plane 😂😂
You can google that during the commercial
Strike Force Five podcast led me here. Did not disappoint.
I bet this guy was a fuckin blast to hang out with.
Here's a guy who shits himself twice a year and still became a professional athlete.
At the beginning I love how he says “im good for shittin my pants about twice a year”
Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die.
Sandlot
This was freakin' hilarous! It reminds me of a time I went to an all you could eat Indian buffet. I literally ate like I was Shaggy from Scooby Doo. As I was getting ready to pay my bill I embarrassedly said "may I use the washroom first?" I waddled to a toilet, glutes tightly clenched, and a gassy explosion erupted from me. After several minutes I came back and the waiter had a strange look on his face. Lesson learned - don't go overboard. ^_^
imagine being the custodian that found the clothes in the stall
Imagine whoever found them knowing who they belonged too and later down the road ran into Brett somewhere and asked him to sign em......Then, imagine watchin somebody bring em in to sale on an episode of Pawn Stars with no documentation to verify that the signature is real or that they ever belonged to Brett.
"Who's the pitches in this game" gets me every time 😂
The year is 21022 and our A.I. overlord Dudesy made us come here, Brother…
"Who's the pitcher in this game?" 😂😂😂
Great Vegas story. Probably should have not told it.
Found this all by myself, on accident. Loved it
That's just the best thing I've ever heard. What a legend.
"Who's da pitcher in this game!" 😂
Thanks Dan Rykert. American Hero.
"True story..... Who are the pitchers in this game?" at the end is what got me.
Pure confidence! I could listen to his stories all day long
“Most perfect double-tapered shit” not even real sure what that means honestly
pointed at both ends.
@@mikeohagan2206needs to be tapered or you’re asshole would slam shut. That’s what I always heard.
Somebody has an equally unhinged story about finding a shitty pair of pants, shoes and a couple towels at work 🤣🤣
2:48 “who’s the pitchers in this game?”
I'm here because I just shit my pants trying to hold in a cough
I actually shat my trousers a few weeks ago. I had to shit on my kitchen floor. I wiped it up with towels and put the shit towels in the trash can in the common area of my apartment. Less than 2 hours later, someone had dumped the trash. Presumably because it smelled bad. True story
Who are the pitcher's in this game?
@@bigsky3072no no no Who's on first, What's on second, I don't know's on third, and I'll tell you Tomorrow's the pitchers name.
Poop stories aren't my favorite, but they're a solid number 2.
That's a joke, they ARE my favorite.
I watch this at least once a year.
George probably told that story to all those guys 100 time. “Oh shit (no pun intended ) it’s George with the shit his pants story again.” If you ever meet George Brett and he starts off with “True Story, I shit you not” walk away.
That's because those are rookies. He's fucking with them. Trying to get that gross story in they're heads.
No you stay there and listen to the man’s epic story
I don't know a damn thing about baseball, his career, or whether or not he should see a doctor about the fact that he shits his pants often enough to own up to doing it at least twice a year--but his ability to shake off shitting his pants and his persistence in sharing the story are legendary. I'm literally here because I heard this story was epic, and as far as I'm concerned that should land him in at least one hall of fame, if not more.
George Brett was one of the great characters of the game. He was know to try and make rookies and young players uncomfortable with uncouth stories.
Extremely grim but what a great storyteller!
Some poor guy had to get George Brett's shit-shoes out of a stall.
I actually shit my pants 1 week ago. I got home from the store, i couldn't make it to the bathroom, so i shat on my kitchen floor, then i wiped it up with 2 towels, i put the towels in the garbage can in the hallway in the apartment building, then i noticed someone had dumped the garbage can within about 4 hours after i put that shat ridden towels in it. True story. When was the last time you shit your pants? Been a while? Let me know ok?
@@bigsky3072 1999 Washington dc. Comkng back from a run after a bad burrito. Had to make up five flights of stairs. Made it to my door and couldnt get my key in i was shaking so bad. Shit out an explosive fusillade of angry beans in the hallway.
@Dave-lr2wo that's pretty good. Give me 24 hours so i can top that story ok? By the way, past tense of "Shit" is "shat"
I legit am put here watching family guy on Netflix and hear the George Brett thing and I'm like ugh so I watch it and it's so funny how the guy keeps like running away and he keep following him
Most underrated part is all the teammates just stretching and going about their business as he tells the story.
We all gonna ignore that Larry is a 48” waist? Larry, legend of the all you can eat buffet. And what kind of fancy ass thing is a “double tapered shit?”
The best part is at the end when he just transitions back to the game
Double tapered $hit... Hilarious!
Here from strike force 5 podcast and yes it was a great way to spend a few minutes 😅
This should be taught in schools
Everyone has that friend with the "I shit myself all the time" stories. Mine is named Jason and he loves to tell us about shitting himself on the way home from school Sr. year, when his car was stuck behind a school bus. I guess some of us stop shitting ourselves at like, 4 and a small percentage just never learn that some farts you do not chance, and "if it COULD be the Im gonna poop feeling, treat the situation like it IS the Im gonna poop feeling"
Listen we're not all Einstein OK!?!?!
@@kinkane5566 sigh..... you pooped your pants again....didn't you?.... allright, top drawer, cabinet by my bed, grab yourself some clean ones and NO, I do not want them back.
@@ralphralpherson9441 😔😔😔
@@kinkane5566 🤣🤣🤣💩
kinda ironic that my name is jason and im the "ishit myself all the time " friend
The fact he knew he had a mic on his amazing
Peter did not let me down😂😂
Can't wait for Volume 2...Shar-t in Chicago.
I wonder if Brett invented the phrase, "double-tapered shit"?
Strike Force 5. LOL! God, that was good. 😂
I’d be laughing my ass off at the first story, maybe the second, but after that I’d be trying to get out of there.
Larry is a real one for helping him out like that
They all walking away like: cool story bro
I was dying at 1:02 "I'm fucked, I cant move."
One of the best videos on TH-cam. True story
Whos pitching this game
Even if you’re not a baseball fan you have to admit this is the greatest fucking storytelling on TH-cam hands down!!
Only guys tell "shit stories" like they're accomplishments... LOL!
The craziest thing about this story is that he actually had a cell phone.
That's what I wrinkled my nose at too
I’m here from strike force 5 podcast :P
George Brett for president, this scene is legendary. poor George known for Pine tar incident + Hemmoroids + poopy pants. Dude is a legend
I was sent here by 2 bears that live in a cave.
Here from Will Sasso's "Dudesy" podcast 🤣
“Double tapered” 😂
Strike force 5 podcast lol
this makes me feel warm and normal
we just put this video in the 'legacy' section of his Wikipedia
I’m here from Mother Teressa’s recommendation.
Now there's a baseball story you'll never hear anyone tell on the radio.
thank you Jimmy Kimmel for recommending this on Strike Force Five podcast, which is also great. Funniest thing I've ever heard, never gets old
Sick and trusted a fart at 17 and again at 24. The first one I blamed on our puppy and the second one I clenched the second I felt mass and cradled that jif spread like a penguin with its egg.
Here's a potential trivia question:
George Brett and Jerrold Nadler have one thing in common. What is it?
“Where is bathroom? I george Brett myself on plane.”
George Brett is an Icon
2 bears, 1 cave Sally V
Strike force 5
most perfect double tapered shit
The man is an absolute legend on the field. In the entire history of baseball, there *might* be one of two better third basemen. Maybe.
But this is what he'll be remembered for.
fucking dudsey. i didnt even search for this but yet its recommended to me...are you watching me dudsey?? do you wanna shake my hand??
He’s actually a really good story teller 😂