I worked for rite aid for years in the pharmacy and I know what u mean. They built a homeless shelter next to the pharmacy and they would come in and smear shit everywhere on the walls handles. It was really bad to the point we had to close the bathroom to the public
When I was around 30 and my Mum 50, pre mobile device days, we had to endure hours with no power one evening. As we sat there together bored on the sofa in the dark, she let out some gas unintentionally, which had me jump out of my seat. I thought then it was only fair that I answer her back with one of my own. Setting her off laughing, she did another and that was how a fart duel between us was born. Never knowing when in our conversation it would happen next. We created our own fun. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much as I did that night and it’s been almost 25 years. 🤣 Also fond memories of my grandmother that every time she got up out of her chair she would putt putt putt all the way to where she was going to. We used to say she was powered by gas. It would make the family laugh but we’d always try to keep a straight face around her as she didn’t seem to know she was doing it.
@@NATALIE-vd6ipwhen I was in my early 20's I went to a local Sizzler restaurant for dinner. I ordered the wild rice, the salad bar, and Malibu chicken. The rice made my gassy as hell. One of my brothers had gas also, and we had a farting contest. I said it was like nuclear war.
I remember taking a final exam in college when a student in the back of the room ripped one. The entire class erupted in laughter, including the professor.
That happened to me in my 8th grade social studies class, however I was the one that cut the cheese, trying to make it silent but we had the type of chairs that won't let you be silent so of course when it gor silent I let er rip and the substitute teach turns around and says, "that wasn't me!" The whole class just looked at me and busted up laughing! It was hilarious but also a little embarrassing as I was a new student to that school!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 oh and the kicker is the next day in science we were learning about gas and a kid that was in my social studies class was in my science class so proceeded to tell his buddy sitting next to him my mishap!! 😂🤣😂🤣
One guy farted in the street, and he looked pleased by it. Disgusting pig, it made me laugh, but still. It was mostly because people around him were pretending they didn’t hear anything. When I heard it, even with my headphones on, lol.
That's actually the real reason. She admitted it like 20 or 30 years ago. She's actually proud of it. She said if you're dating, you should fart early in the relationship. That way, you've put all your cards out on the table, and if they can't take your farting, they can't take you at all.
My local postman collected the mail from the post box at 7 am and ripped one thinking he was on his own. It echoed round the shopping area like thunder and I cried with laughter, then he turned round and said “sorry I thought I was on my own” classic!
Not relating to farting but I seen a mail lady getting out of her parcel truck and when she opened the back door a ton of parcels fell all over the street. She just casually looks around to see if anyone seen what happened and she just starts picking up the boxes one by one not even placing them properly back in the vehicle but throwing them in. I teased her the one day when I was outside mowing the lawn. I seen her coming down the street and when she parked in front of my house. I cut the mower and waited for her to open the door and responded with at least 30 or so boxes didn't fall out of your vehicle today. She just looked at me all embarrassed.
That is what I tell my husband. But he tells me I need to act more like a lady. I tell him I never claimed to be a lady. I'm a woman and farting is the badge of a real southern woman. Lol when I married my husband I was afraid to fart in front of him. Then I realized I'm a southern woman we aren't scared to show who are. So the next time I had to fart I didn't hide it. We was in bed and I put the blanket over his head.
I can't remember the specifics but at church, wooden seats, ironically called PEWS. All is quiet, then BRRAPP. I remember some under the breath giglgles, but no outright laughter. As a kid I remember a hand over my mouth cuz someone knew I'd laugh.
Leslie Nielsen was a notorious prankster. One of his favorite jokes was to carry a fart machine in his pocket and set it off at the most opportune time.
My mom farted at the dinner table and I felt my chair vibrate. I laughed so hard because she tried to deny it. I ended up getting in trouble for laughing.
I remember hearing a horrific story of farting several times in a waiting room. The lady had headphones in, listening to Lady Gaga, and she forgot over time that only she could hear her music. She felt gas coming on, so she thought, "oh I'll just fart during the chorus sections, they'll be loud enough to mask the sound. Then she realised everyone in the quiet waiting room could hear her basically farting to the beat of a Gaga song...
i record all my farts now and send it to my friend who returns the favor lol we always trying to top eachother farts never had this much fun in my life
My mom said she went into a fancy shoe store and it was so quiet. She squatted down to try on a shoe and farted. She said she had to stand back up to make it stop because it just kept coming😂
I was in college. First semester Freshman year. Class of 200. 9 a.m. During a quiet moment, chick cough, then farted loudly. I’ve never heard a group of young adults laugh like that in my life. Even better, my buddy was drunk in class. On a Monday. At 9:00 a.m. About 5 minutes after it happened, notices me behind him in class. Looks back and drunkenly “whispers”, “Dude, did you hear that chick fart?” Whole class heard him. Which caused another laughing fit. Best day of class ever.
Not to be the party pooper but this one was actually faked intentionally, she had just presented a news piece on some machine that's supposed to remove bad odors or something to that effect so they decided to throw in a fart skit afterwards for fun. They really never expected it to go viral or so many people to be fooled by it, but the woman said she was trying super hard not to laugh but just couldn't help it once she heard the fart noise and that maybe this "tension" contributed to its believability.
I had a scammer call me last week and I acted like I was going along with it but making increasingly louder and darker fart sounds with my mouth while he was talking. Towards the end, I said something like, "Excuse me for just a second. I'mma put you on hold," before letting out a scream-grunt and crying, "I can't hold it in anymore!", then making the worst blood fart sounds mixed with moans of "oh god" and "help" until he finally hung up. Before he did, though, I heard him gagging like he was about to throw up. I cracked up for probably close to an hour.
I had an Atari 800 modem hooked up and any calls that came through the lines would make our phone ring and when the people were on the other ends having a normal phone conversation and I would make farting noises and try not to laugh because they would think that the other person was the one farting. My worst prank I did was a mechanic shop was talking to an elderly lady and the mechanic put the lady on hold so he could find out how work the vehicle needed and the cost. I pretended to be the mechanic and told her that it needed an oil change, new tires, new transmission and that it would be cheaper to replace the entire engine and that she may as well buy a new vehicle because it would be cheaper. She nearly cried. Then the real mechanic came back and started talking to the lady and she was inquiring what the other mechanic was talking about and he tried to assure her that no one else talked to her.
My husband's aunt thought it was so neat that we farted in front of each other before we were married. They were married 30+ years and she claimed she never once farted in front of her husband😳 Sorry, but if I can't be myself around my own spouse well then, I doubt we should be married lol!
@@juneyspoonmy brothers and their friends used to do that. A few years later my biology made a reference to that practice. I sat there in convulsions laughing silently with my fingers up my nose and the tears running down my cheeks. Kids were looking at me. If I had laughed out loud they would have thought I did that stuff myself.
I hate it when you feel confident the fart you are about to let go is going to be a silent one only for a bit of force to get behind it and it sounds like the biggest duck quack. There's no coming back from that. On a side note Leslie Neilsen - total legend, he was unapologetic about his guff.
😂😂😂 I’m not sure which is worse, the duck fart of someone who was sure it was going to be soundless or the high balloon animal squeak of someone trying to safely ease out a fart in church.
I remember I farted during class.. LOL I laughed so hard at my own fart, I farted again and then THAT fkn made me laugh even more and then my fart just went along with my laugh each time BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOOOOOOP BOOP
I’ll never forget one time when I was in the army, we just got back from a 5 mile run. The battalion commander told us to pretty much make a horseshoe formation around him so he could walk back-and-forth and talk. The soldier in front of me was a particularly large one, and I don’t mean muscle-wise. He was soaked from head to toe in sweat so bad that it looked like he just got out of the shower with his PT uniform on. He’s literally 5 feet from the battalion commander, and I am the person directly behind him. I’m not exactly sure what was going through the guys head, but he ripped the wettest, longest and loudest fart I have ever heard in my life… The battalion commander paused a second mid walk, and turned with a look of disgust on his face of the likes I’ve never seen. I could not contain my laughter, nor can I stop it. All I could do is try to hide it as best I could when everyone around me can see that I’m cracking up hysterically. One of the sergeants from my company grabs me from the T-shirt, yanks me to the back of the formation, gives me a look, as I stand at parade rest and try to keep a straight face, but I lost it laughing again. He said “You’re a f*****g idiot, go away” but he did giggle a little bit trying to hide it. So I show up for work that day, and I got called into the first sergeant’s office. The first sergeant said “Did you s**t yourself in front of the Battalion commander after PT this morning?” I couldn’t help but laugh again, and I explained it to the first sergeant that it was not me. That guy was one of the most serious people Ive ever met, even got a scoff out of him as he cursed at me and told me to leave his office.
One time while we were in Disney world, my dad and I went inside a store to get our pictures. We left my mom sitting outside and there was a man sitting on the bench next to her. When we came out she was so mad saying that he lifted his leg up & let out a loud fart without a single emotion 😂😂😂 I honestly wish I could’ve been there to witness that moment 😭
When I was in 5th grade, we were in Gym class. Told to line up, boys in one row and girls in another. I felt such a fart, but it was quiet, and I knew it was bad, so I moved from the middle of the line to the back. That warm air traveled all over the gym. Made everyone laugh so hard and scream. Lmao! No one knew it was me. Thank God!!!
I was in a dance club years ago. I had just made a pretty big change in my diet. It was loud, so no one heard it. However, the fartrometor spiked at a full “10” and literally cleared at least an 8 foot perimeter. I bailed with everyone to the other side of the bar because I wanted to remain anonymous. It was the acting job of my life not to laugh and give myself up. Dang, the most atrocious farts of my life that night. I did pull it off. Funny thing. No one really wanted to discuss. I wasn’t going to say anything....
Well some act like nothing happened...aka Regis. Some get angry at the farter. Some find it revolting and again get mad. But MOST just laugh. Or should just laugh. It is a natural function. As they say.. "SHIT HAPPENS!!". Sometimes literally.
One time I farted and my mom looked at me and I started laughing and my fart went along with my laugh it went Bert Bert Bert berrrrrt and my mom was like what was that
I once got gas from a pizza I ate at a movie theater which resulted in puttering farts between my bursts of laughter thankfully this happened at the bathroom. I feel so bad for the lady next to me because I literally slapped the stall because at how funny I thought it was.
That last one was so freaking tragic. When you get to a certain age, you never know when a seemingly innocent fart can end up being a catastrophically, embarrassing accident.
OMG! 54 years old and this stuff NEVER goes outta style. Most horrendously funny ones to do are "the strafing runs", also known as "crop dusting", also known as "drive-by's"; they can be any type, as long as you are in motion when they go off. Best time for those to happen? My dad, according to mom, was notorious for doing SBD versions of these in the grocery store, usually around small-to-mid sized groups of older Mexican women chattering in Spanish at the local grocery store in Bakersfield, CA.; he would pass through, then peek around the corner to see them scattering and just about die laughing (mom, on the other hand, was always mortified!). Always brought a tear to the eye, either from laughter or the smell!
WHEN i was boy my grandmother shes walking every days in the garden house,while she hear the birds she s spoke whith farts whith them.She was a carpenter birds!
@@MarkHarrop63 When I was in the Army National Guard, one weekend we had PFT, and I pity the poor guy that had to hold my feet as I was doing sit-ups! Got it coming AND going!
@@MarkHarrop63I'm reminded of an episode of South Park where Mr Garrison explained what a queef was after over hearing the boys calling each other queefs😂
@@chrismckell5353 pffft . . . just had to look that up and it's an actual medical term. A tad disappointing really as the name doesn't quite match the sound . . oh no, I can sense a rewording coming on!
Oh man that city council meeting one at 4:05 had me in tears. I love how that lady is starting to finally get it together again and then the farter strikes again 😂
Certainly she tried a secund fart silence for somebody else think the smell was of the first fart, but her goal fail! Her secund fart cheated her as well! Don't trust in fart!
Thats the same city council that later had body mics and some guy used the urinal with the mic open and that woman looses it and can't stop laughing and all you hear is Niagara Falls over the speakers
tozzilil I agree. I'm 44 and rollin over here! I am in tears! Age has nothing to do with what someone finds funny. Who made the rule that you lose your sense of humor as you get older?! I remember tripping up some steps back in the day and my grandma cracked up. 😂😂
I'm sitting here on a vacation, snow day, watching this video, and reading the comments, laughing so hard, I have tears running down my face!!!! Thank you for all the laughs!!! Have a great day!!!
#4 was not a real fart. That was the late comic actor Leslie Neilsen who was known to always carry around a joke fart noisemaker, and would use it every time he had an interview. He always gave a great interview!
Surely every1 recalls his famed fart machime, he had it with him every time he did a TV chat! The last vid is a fake - the female is clearly actig, its embarrassigly bad!
Yeah #6 is not a real fart either, it's a very known faked fart skit on Swedish TV that they decided to do immiediately following a news segment about a machine that removes bad odors or something like that.
I was on a train in India, and myself, two New Zealand girls and an Israeli girl had swapped our polite introductions to each other. We were facing on to a elderly Indian lady who sat cross legged with her sari over her head. She looked so elegant and beautiful. Her adult teenage grandsons were with her, seeing her off. She rocked up high on one cheek of her backside and let out the most tremendous fart that I have ever heard to this day. We sat in a stunned silence for a second, one of the girls snickered and that was it!, we fell about that train carriage and laughed for hours on into the night and next day. She will never know how much she made our day and still has me laughing 26 years on ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
My fiance and I would say "Man, did you see those low-flying ducks?!" after we fart. The first time I farted in front of him, he answered with his own farts. We'd both laugh pretty hard. We've been together for over 16 years now.
@@davidpeck3912In front of a camera with the countries most famous crime reporter also in front of you. Ps. He is the countries most famous after the goat got shot and killed 2 years back. Don't know when this was aired.
I have PCOS and when I first started getting my period around 12/13 I had some awesome public sudden bleeding moments. Embarrassing beyond belief. That is why when people make out like teens are always living the best part of their lives, and shouldn't complain, I get annoyed. I'm 35 now and I am so, so, so glad I don't ever have to be that age again. It was an absolutely awful time.
Our Company had a quarterly meeting and at the end the plant manager said " Any questions or comments ? And a technician farted really loud, the plant manager said " Thanks for your input ted " The whole crowd erupted with laughter.
When I was in hospital the doctor was doing his rounds and farted while examining me. I died laughing he went bright red. Hated my week stay but loved my doctor especially after that fart!
I believe Shakespeare said it best: A little wind, a little breeze Tis no shame, tis like a sneeze From the tree, just like a leaf Except the time when it's a queef
One time when I was young, I was sitting at the dinner table having breakfast with my family and then let out a huge fart into my chair and my dad thought someone was knocking on the door. Edit: To the people who think that it was my dad knocking, no, it was me. We were sitting on wooden chairs and I'd been holding in that fart for a while so when I had to let it out my fart literally knocked on the wood. Edit 2: I can't believe my most liked comment is a story of how I farted at the dinner table.
The funniest fart I remember in school, one kid dropped a silent bomb across the room during a test. I looked over to the left at kids going ew and holding their nose. The it hit me and I too was trying to breath in my shirt. Then to the right the teacher looks up and then directly at the boy sitting closest to her desk. She asked him if he needed to use the bathroom. Confused he shrugged and said no, and she asked if he was sure and he said no again.
In the late 1970's, I used to go to the grocery store with my dad. My dad used to have this game where he would walk down an empty isle and let out a fart so loud that the entire store occupants could hear it. The both of us would run to the end of the isle as it smelled so bad, like someone just opened up a box of something that had died 6 months ago. We would then see how many isles we could go over and still smell it. I think 3 isles was the record. I can only imagine the faces of people that walked into that stench.
Why so many dislikes? lol, I know toilet/fart jokes aren't the most sophisticated form of humor but you'd think anyone who searched for/clicked on this vid was looking for exactly that.
Totally different scenarios, but when my son was maybe a year old we were in the waiting room of the doctors office with about 5 or 6 other people, and he kept letting out a string of little but audible farts lol We all tried to stifle our laughter, but he noticed, and it made him laugh, which just made him fart more, and soon we were all cracking up while he was just having a blast 😂 So much less embarrassing when it's a baby doing the farting lol
A guy told me he was in a doctor's waiting room one day. There was a lady with a baby, and the baby let a fart rip that was really loud. The guy said he did a double take.
I'll never forget my mate farting sat cross legged on a wooden floor in a silent part of a school assembly. Only just stopped laughing about it now and that took place in 1988! Classic. Farts are hands down the funniest things ever.
I still remember it like yesterday. Back in 1998 when I was in the 8th grade. Before lunch we had 30 minute reading class. My classroom had 35 students. Everybody was reading or studying. It was as quiet as a graveyard. I was reading a book and trying not to fall asleep because I was holding a fart in. Man, I dosed off for a split second and let that fart rip 😂😂😂 the teacher had to send two kids out the classroom because they couldn't stop laughing. The teacher said "sometimes you just gotta let it out" 😂😂😂
God I would be the one sent out of the class💀🤣 I laugh when everyone does but then I’ll think about it again 20 minutes later and completely lose it and no even remembers what was so funny besides me💀😭
One time a kid at school farted in my math class. I mean, he seemed to be having the worst type: silent but deadly. I'm genuinely surprised that we all made it out of there alive. Half of the room stank so bad and everyone moved to the other half but I stayed and kept working. The teacher was concerned and asked me if I wanted to move to the fresher safety of the other half cuz tbh it was really nasty in there. Then she literally sent that stinky kid to the bathroom where he stayed for a while and came back later... but sadly the bomb had already been dropped so the damage was done. I'm traumatized for life, I doubt I'll ever forget that smell. Honestly it was so funny when she was like "just go to the bathroom, (name)" how many times in ur life does a teacher TELL you to go to the bathroom 😂😂
Divided by nation, language, gender , age etc and United by fart
That's INDIA bro
Come will fart in your mouth
Vinu Cini 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@vinucini4341 he is talking about whole world
I love you comment
Farting is the only joke in the world that a 2 year old and a 102 year old will still laugh at together!
No matter where they come from and what language they speak.
It's time to rebuild the tower of Babel ..through farts!
Such a profound realisation! Haha
@@MycketTuff We all share that stinky language
Not true. Good luck making a 102 year old Russian laugh at a fart
@@elihernandez800 easy
The anticipation of waiting for each fart is killing me
IKRRRRRRRR?
Me too 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
same
No shit
😂😂😂😂
I used to work at a pharmacy. You wouldn’t believe how many old people just walk and fart like nothing happened
I work in a store old people fart in the aisles don't even say excuse me
Yesssss!!!!!!! Like, I earned the right to do this”!!😂😂🥱
Well, old ppl don’t give a f. Farting is natural.
😂😂 don't get me started on the supermarket!!
I worked for rite aid for years in the pharmacy and I know what u mean. They built a homeless shelter next to the pharmacy and they would come in and smear shit everywhere on the walls handles. It was really bad to the point we had to close the bathroom to the public
*its 2 am and I am watching a video about farts*
RiCEcooker Escada you still awake?! We got worried about you
Its 4:19 am and I am watching this too. What is wrong with me?
It's 1 am for me
Noon on a beautiful sunny day and I'm sitting indoors watching this. Why???????
@@amirmahdi9993 02.19 europe Romania
Don't always assume your fart will be silent. Especially on a wooden chair.
Jeff Roll....Me too😆😆
Those are the best
John A plastic chairs are better 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Metal chairs will make a ringing effect
Nurse Painless 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember once my teacher said “be quiet” and a kid just farted when everyone was quiet
Thx
And that kid was you😂
No it was some kid named ifran
I thought it was me ;-;
Thought the teacher was calling for silence so that everyone could pay attention to what he was about to do.
When I was around 30 and my Mum 50, pre mobile device days, we had to endure hours with no power one evening. As we sat there together bored on the sofa in the dark, she let out some gas unintentionally, which had me jump out of my seat. I thought then it was only fair that I answer her back with one of my own. Setting her off laughing, she did another and that was how a fart duel between us was born. Never knowing when in our conversation it would happen next. We created our own fun. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much as I did that night and it’s been almost 25 years. 🤣
Also fond memories of my grandmother that every time she got up out of her chair she would putt putt putt all the way to where she was going to. We used to say she was powered by gas. It would make the family laugh but we’d always try to keep a straight face around her as she didn’t seem to know she was doing it.
Your story had me rolling!😂
@@NATALIE-vd6ipwhen I was in my early 20's I went to a local Sizzler restaurant for dinner. I ordered the wild rice, the salad bar, and Malibu chicken. The rice made my gassy as hell. One of my brothers had gas also, and we had a farting contest. I said it was like nuclear war.
😂😂😂
I remember taking a final exam in college when a student in the back of the room ripped one. The entire class erupted in laughter, including the professor.
Lol
You know its a good one when the teacher laughs :D
Omg THIS IS ME I WOULD LOVE TO BLOW A CLASSROOM UP
That happened to me in my 8th grade social studies class, however I was the one that cut the cheese, trying to make it silent but we had the type of chairs that won't let you be silent so of course when it gor silent I let er rip and the substitute teach turns around and says, "that wasn't me!" The whole class just looked at me and busted up laughing! It was hilarious but also a little embarrassing as I was a new student to that school!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 oh and the kicker is the next day in science we were learning about gas and a kid that was in my social studies class was in my science class so proceeded to tell his buddy sitting next to him my mishap!! 😂🤣😂🤣
always the professor who isn't laughing.
Never trust a fart when you feel bubbles in your stomach......just take my word for it😕
Yea when you fart it a poop will come off your butt
😂
Did you shit yourself? 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I trust you😁
A guy once farted on the bus with his headphones in, forgetting only he could hear his music.
One guy farted in the street, and he looked pleased by it. Disgusting pig, it made me laugh, but still. It was mostly because people around him were pretending they didn’t hear anything. When I heard it, even with my headphones on, lol.
Haha!
I bet you were the guy
@@arshiasamadi2271 Because me reporting a story about myself from a third person perspective makes so much sense. /whoosh/
That was you!
Farts are merely the ghosts of what you ate yesterday. 😅
This is one of my *WORST* fears
I think farts are funny. Just let it rip😂
Take Beano.
It's gonna happen....
😂😂
Don't worry, you won't ever get on TV.
SAME. it especially makes it worse since I'm a girl, with the whole "girls don't fart" bullshit
A shy kid in my AP Bio class sneezed and farted at the same time. He announced "I want to die"
Awwww. Poor guy.
😂😂😂
This happened to me in 3rd grade . I also wanted to die 😂
Hehehe
That was you
They don't call her Whoopi for no reason!
I was under the impression that that really was the reason. I read it somewhere.
That's actually the real reason. She admitted it like 20 or 30 years ago. She's actually proud of it. She said if you're dating, you should fart early in the relationship. That way, you've put all your cards out on the table, and if they can't take your farting, they can't take you at all.
My favorite comment out of all of them
@@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 I don't always agree with Whoopi, but I definitely do on this one!!
Get them farts out early!
She's outrageous
My local postman collected the mail from the post box at 7 am and ripped one thinking he was on his own. It echoed round the shopping area like thunder and I cried with laughter, then he turned round and said “sorry I thought I was on my own” classic!
Not relating to farting but I seen a mail lady getting out of her parcel truck and when she opened the back door a ton of parcels fell all over the street. She just casually looks around to see if anyone seen what happened and she just starts picking up the boxes one by one not even placing them properly back in the vehicle but throwing them in. I teased her the one day when I was outside mowing the lawn. I seen her coming down the street and when she parked in front of my house. I cut the mower and waited for her to open the door and responded with at least 30 or so boxes didn't fall out of your vehicle today. She just looked at me all embarrassed.
Farts are by far the most funniest thing in the world, especially in a silent room full of people 🤣
Unless they're one of those rotten egg farts from hell then not so much
BT ja ja ja ja ja
@@billbright100 No doubt! More than one D&D session got put on pause due to a "table clearing blast"
That is what I tell my husband. But he tells me I need to act more like a lady. I tell him I never claimed to be a lady. I'm a woman and farting is the badge of a real southern woman. Lol when I married my husband I was afraid to fart in front of him. Then I realized I'm a southern woman we aren't scared to show who are. So the next time I had to fart I didn't hide it. We was in bed and I put the blanket over his head.
I can't remember the specifics but at church, wooden seats, ironically called PEWS. All is quiet, then BRRAPP. I remember some under the breath giglgles, but no outright laughter. As a kid I remember a hand over my mouth cuz someone knew I'd laugh.
4:55 The counsellor that activated the release right after the word ‘passed’ deserves a pay rise. That timing was impeccable.
*_bwrrr_*
@@mfsusanoo7238 PLS BAHAHA
The political meeting was the funniest. They are trying so hard not to laugh. That was legendary
Yes, #2 was the best in my opinion, but #1, of ALL DAYS to wear White Pants..
We've all been there...Damn Taco Bell!
@@markholub5219 #1 had me feeling terrible for her. Kind of killed the mood for me.
That was a rebuttal!🤮
"What was the question!?!" 🤣🤣
@@kwkstar
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Leslie Nielsen was a notorious prankster. One of his favorite jokes was to carry a fart machine in his pocket and set it off at the most opportune time.
I love him 😂
he even timed it right like he was pushing one or more out too.
My mom farted at the dinner table and I felt my chair vibrate. I laughed so hard because she tried to deny it. I ended up getting in trouble for laughing.
🤣🤣
😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭
👋😂👍ohhh thanks for the laugh!
Yes, a rookie mistake by mom. She obviously did not know of the iron-clad rule: "Ye, who denied it, supplied it."
@fartyboots and a cork for that b-hole.
I remember hearing a horrific story of farting several times in a waiting room. The lady had headphones in, listening to Lady Gaga, and she forgot over time that only she could hear her music. She felt gas coming on, so she thought, "oh I'll just fart during the chorus sections, they'll be loud enough to mask the sound.
Then she realised everyone in the quiet waiting room could hear her basically farting to the beat of a Gaga song...
i died imagining this
RA RA RA MAMA RA RA....
Lol
😂😂😂😂
😂😳😂😳 oh god..i wonder if she ever left the house afterward..oh god..
thanks to quarantine, I’m here listening to farts like it’s a symphony
Right? I was just thinking I'd hit an all time low. 🤦♀️🤷♀️
Me too😂
i record all my farts now and send it to my friend who returns the favor lol we always trying to top eachother farts never had this much fun in my life
@@M4A1_DELTA6 hahahaha okay, that seems to be a good idea.
@@wavesofval hahaha thxs mate
My mom said she went into a fancy shoe store and it was so quiet. She squatted down to try on a shoe and farted. She said she had to stand back up to make it stop because it just kept coming😂
Hahahahahha
That's funny.
Then she left the store in a hurry....
Your poor Mum!
Did your mum buy any shoes?
That fart was the most intelligent thing I'd ever heard on The View.
It was noticeable that the guest seemed distracted in her replies (after the fart). Must have been a stinker.
You're so right about that. Your comment made my day. Thanks.
Lol
Nitokris, The Blackpilled You watch the view? What are you, gay?
Thank you that was the best
Number 8: That explains how Whoopie Goldberg got her first name😂😂😎
Cause they thought "farting jig" was too long 😂
Whoopi Fartgerg*
They don’t call it a Woopie cushion for nothing
That actually is the reason people call her that. I think she kept farting on a set once and the name stuck
@@ashcooke392 true story, as confirmed by Whoopi herself.
The fart is absolute proof, that God has a sense of humor.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
No intervening god
😹😹😹 Y TO THE E TO THE S TO THE YES
Suns Out shut up you know what a joke is idiot?
I was in college. First semester Freshman year. Class of 200. 9 a.m. During a quiet moment, chick cough, then farted loudly. I’ve never heard a group of young adults laugh like that in my life. Even better, my buddy was drunk in class. On a Monday. At 9:00 a.m. About 5 minutes after it happened, notices me behind him in class. Looks back and drunkenly “whispers”, “Dude, did you hear that chick fart?” Whole class heard him. Which caused another laughing fit. Best day of class ever.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That last one appeared to be the fart's evil cousin: The SHART.
No that woman had the bubble guts and had clearly already been using everything she had to hold it in. That was more than a shart.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@destinymartin489 shart ? whats mean
@@Nima_Mahmoud 1/2 sh#t 1/2 fart
The "shart" is a good play on words. I am going to remember that word. 😎
Number 6 is my favourite. Thw noise kills me every time. She was hoping for a quiet one and that masterpiece comes out. Excellent
David Wallace hahahaha I’m literally in my bed crying laughing so hard at that. The masterpiece hahaha 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Swedish translation: "Oh my gosh! What have I eaten, hehe..."
Little Darling I don’t remember eating that 😂. Reminds me of that English tv skit. Best one to date.
Not to be the party pooper but this one was actually faked intentionally, she had just presented a news piece on some machine that's supposed to remove bad odors or something to that effect so they decided to throw in a fart skit afterwards for fun. They really never expected it to go viral or so many people to be fooled by it, but the woman said she was trying super hard not to laugh but just couldn't help it once she heard the fart noise and that maybe this "tension" contributed to its believability.
She's cute too! I would tell her, you go girl!!
Leslie Neilson carried a fart machine with him and was notorious for “farting” during interviews! Funny guy!!
#4.
I had a scammer call me last week and I acted like I was going along with it but making increasingly louder and darker fart sounds with my mouth while he was talking.
Towards the end, I said something like, "Excuse me for just a second. I'mma put you on hold," before letting out a scream-grunt and crying, "I can't hold it in anymore!", then making the worst blood fart sounds mixed with moans of "oh god" and "help" until he finally hung up.
Before he did, though, I heard him gagging like he was about to throw up.
I cracked up for probably close to an hour.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m gonna to do that!
I had an Atari 800 modem hooked up and any calls that came through the lines would make our phone ring and when the people were on the other ends having a normal phone conversation and I would make farting noises and try not to laugh because they would think that the other person was the one farting. My worst prank I did was a mechanic shop was talking to an elderly lady and the mechanic put the lady on hold so he could find out how work the vehicle needed and the cost. I pretended to be the mechanic and told her that it needed an oil change, new tires, new transmission and that it would be cheaper to replace the entire engine and that she may as well buy a new vehicle because it would be cheaper. She nearly cried. Then the real mechanic came back and started talking to the lady and she was inquiring what the other mechanic was talking about and he tried to assure her that no one else talked to her.
Brilliant!
YOU WEANNA KNOW SOMETHING?
i'll take "things that never happened" for 1000, Alex
Why there ain't international fart day
May I marry you please?
Because Global Warming... 😂😂
Because everyday is fart day
There should be
@@kristagrym what made you think marrying him lady?
I farted during this video
Sushi Central 16161 I’m pooping bro
Me 2
Sushi Central 16161
Me too. On a plastic chair. It was glorious
yep me too,woke my cat up
I be shitting dawg
The best friendships/relationships are when you are comfortable to fart by each other 😂
I do it in front of my spouse and he still says I'm disgusting 😂
My husband's aunt thought it was so neat that we farted in front of each other before we were married. They were married 30+ years and she claimed she never once farted in front of her husband😳 Sorry, but if I can't be myself around my own spouse well then, I doubt we should be married lol!
My best friend lights her own farts. She can get different colours. My favourite is her blue dragon.
@@jelle-tje6064I find that most wives are annoyed at their husbands when they pass gas.
@@juneyspoonmy brothers and their friends used to do that. A few years later my biology made a reference to that practice. I sat there in convulsions laughing silently with my fingers up my nose and the tears running down my cheeks. Kids were looking at me. If I had laughed out loud they would have thought I did that stuff myself.
I hate it when you feel confident the fart you are about to let go is going to be a silent one only for a bit of force to get behind it and it sounds like the biggest duck quack. There's no coming back from that. On a side note Leslie Neilsen - total legend, he was unapologetic about his guff.
ZS 15 right😂😂🎉
😂😂😂 I’m not sure which is worse, the duck fart of someone who was sure it was going to be soundless or the high balloon animal squeak of someone trying to safely ease out a fart in church.
why would he be apologetic? It was a fake fart
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmfao
It’s so weird how bowel things are so embarrassing yet everyone does it. 🤔
So true.
Because it’s a butthole making a noise💀
it’s A W K W A R D
Wait you’re a girl.. girls don’t fart.
I DON'T !
Jennifer Richardson it’s like being horny though, or pooping, we don’t want to poop or have sex in front of people though..
I remember I farted during class.. LOL I laughed so hard at my own fart, I farted again and then THAT fkn made me laugh even more and then my fart just went along with my laugh each time BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOOOOOOP BOOP
So you made a fart song. You can make a lot of money if you donate yourself as a woofer for various occasions
I'll never stop laughing at farts!!!
Once you pop,the fun don't stop.
Esther Bergling me either Farts are hilarious!
I'm a 34 year old wife and mother and I will always find farts funny. I'm so immature😂😂
I’ll never forget one time when I was in the army, we just got back from a 5 mile run. The battalion commander told us to pretty much make a horseshoe formation around him so he could walk back-and-forth and talk.
The soldier in front of me was a particularly large one, and I don’t mean muscle-wise. He was soaked from head to toe in sweat so bad that it looked like he just got out of the shower with his PT uniform on.
He’s literally 5 feet from the battalion commander, and I am the person directly behind him. I’m not exactly sure what was going through the guys head, but he ripped the wettest, longest and loudest fart I have ever heard in my life… The battalion commander paused a second mid walk, and turned with a look of disgust on his face of the likes I’ve never seen.
I could not contain my laughter, nor can I stop it. All I could do is try to hide it as best I could when everyone around me can see that I’m cracking up hysterically.
One of the sergeants from my company grabs me from the T-shirt, yanks me to the back of the formation, gives me a look, as I stand at parade rest and try to keep a straight face, but I lost it laughing again.
He said “You’re a f*****g idiot, go away” but he did giggle a little bit trying to hide it. So I show up for work that day, and I got called into the first sergeant’s office.
The first sergeant said “Did you s**t yourself in front of the Battalion commander after PT this morning?” I couldn’t help but laugh again, and I explained it to the first sergeant that it was not me. That guy was one of the most serious people Ive ever met, even got a scoff out of him as he cursed at me and told me to leave his office.
37 Years old still laugh out loud when I hear a fart.
Timeless classic
yup, classics don't die
57 and still funny
Lmao my older brother is CRAZY for pearl jam
He even got a tatoo of eddie vedder doing his pose thingy
62 years old and hell, life's too short to not laugh at a fart.
That council meeting one is the funniest for me. The lady's reaction just makes it so much better😂😂
One time while we were in Disney world, my dad and I went inside a store to get our pictures. We left my mom sitting outside and there was a man sitting on the bench next to her. When we came out she was so mad saying that he lifted his leg up & let out a loud fart without a single emotion 😂😂😂 I honestly wish I could’ve been there to witness that moment 😭
Sounds like my dad. Lol.
There are lot of prank videos now on TH-cam with people doing similar stuff
😂😂 When you have to lift your leg, you know that it’s gonna be intense!
@Scrappicat Sounds like mine, too! 🤣
I’d be mad too if a random man farted on me. I’d honestly tell him off.
When I was in 5th grade, we were in Gym class. Told to line up, boys in one row and girls in another. I felt such a fart, but it was quiet, and I knew it was bad, so I moved from the middle of the line to the back. That warm air traveled all over the gym. Made everyone laugh so hard and scream. Lmao! No one knew it was me. Thank God!!!
I was in a dance club years ago. I had just made a pretty big change in my diet. It was loud, so no one heard it. However, the fartrometor spiked at a full “10” and literally cleared at least an 8 foot perimeter. I bailed with everyone to the other side of the bar because I wanted to remain anonymous. It was the acting job of my life not to laugh and give myself up. Dang, the most atrocious farts of my life that night. I did pull it off. Funny thing. No one really wanted to discuss. I wasn’t going to say anything....
It’s funny how even adults aren’t mature when someone farts😂😂😂
There was the time I sneezed during a work discussion … at my age, sneezing is quite dangerous!
Since when being mature is opposed to laugh about funny and innoncent situations ?
that moment when i realize i'm a 23 year old adult and not a kid anymore.
Well some act like nothing happened...aka Regis. Some get angry at the farter. Some find it revolting and again get mad. But MOST just laugh. Or should just laugh. It is a natural function. As they say.. "SHIT HAPPENS!!". Sometimes literally.
HAHAHAHA
One time I farted and my mom looked at me and I started laughing and my fart went along with my laugh it went Bert Bert Bert berrrrrt and my mom was like what was that
I once got gas from a pizza I ate at a movie theater which resulted in puttering farts between my bursts of laughter thankfully this happened at the bathroom. I feel so bad for the lady next to me because I literally slapped the stall because at how funny I thought it was.
This honeslty killed me
😂😂😂
"Bert, bert, bert, berrrrt
@Ace car reviews “it went Bert Bert Bert berrrrrt” 😆😂😆 - oh man thank you for that, too too good ahaha
You know you have hit bottom when watching a TH-cam video about farts.
You mean multiple videos....
Judy Eckman 😂😂😂😂😂
I assure you there is much farther down you can go
I had no clue I was here, but after your comment, I look around, and you are right, this is the bottom!
Hit bottom or struck gold
That last one was so freaking tragic. When you get to a certain age, you never know when a seemingly innocent fart can end up being a catastrophically, embarrassing accident.
And man, with my IBS I can't just casually fart anymore... Never know when it's going to be more than just a fart
Never trust a fart... As a wise man once said.
@@mayechilde2this x100 😅
@@mayechilde2I am so sorry.
It's a sketch, it's not real. The lady is a Dutch actress.
But, I have perfected the art of farting silently!
Lord Mord - Please teach....
Be my teacher
😂😂
Me too
That's called a silent killer lol
Farts make the world a better place...
Except the last one
Lol
lmao
Nothing toxic girl shits herself
@@tamararader2623 from my country, thank God it's a sketch lol
Yep, that made me throw up a little in my mouth.
People don’t realize farting is like sneezing
Anthony Vargas sneezing doesn’t smell Hun x
People dont realize farts can be eaten and recycled.
It helps if you stare at the sun
Sneezing out your arse. 😂
@@graceygrey689 It does sometimes.
Well mine do :/
OMG! 54 years old and this stuff NEVER goes outta style. Most horrendously funny ones to do are "the strafing runs", also known as "crop dusting", also known as "drive-by's"; they can be any type, as long as you are in motion when they go off.
Best time for those to happen? My dad, according to mom, was notorious for doing SBD versions of these in the grocery store, usually around small-to-mid sized groups of older Mexican women chattering in Spanish at the local grocery store in Bakersfield, CA.; he would pass through, then peek around the corner to see them scattering and just about die laughing (mom, on the other hand, was always mortified!).
Always brought a tear to the eye, either from laughter or the smell!
WHEN i was boy my grandmother shes walking every days in the garden house,while she hear the birds she s spoke whith farts whith them.She was a carpenter birds!
So glad people keeping this conversation going.
Ps if l wasn't so mature I'd point out the yoga fart is a fanny fart . . .
@@MarkHarrop63 When I was in the Army National Guard, one weekend we had PFT, and I pity the poor guy that had to hold my feet as I was doing sit-ups! Got it coming AND going!
@@MarkHarrop63I'm reminded of an episode of South Park where Mr Garrison explained what a queef was after over hearing the boys calling each other queefs😂
@@chrismckell5353 pffft . . . just had to look that up and it's an actual medical term. A tad disappointing really as the name doesn't quite match the sound . . oh no, I can sense a rewording coming on!
woopi is the only woman on the planet that can fart on live tv and play it cool
I know she played that so cool.Oh wow,excuse me! I think I just blew a frog out of there lmao!
the lady next to her was slightly leaning away
That's because it's the best thing she ever said
That’s actually why she got her name
John McSween that's the best comment yet!!!!!
The lady in the chair was trying to hide it so bad 😂😂😭😭
Emma White there was so many ladies in chairs. Which one?
i think it was the coffee mug
Emma White her face shows it too, the “I’m in danger” face
Oh man that city council meeting one at 4:05 had me in tears. I love how that lady is starting to finally get it together again and then the farter strikes again 😂
Certainly she tried a secund fart silence for somebody else think the smell was of the first fart, but her goal fail! Her secund fart cheated her as well! Don't trust in fart!
Thats the same city council that later had body mics and some guy used the urinal with the mic open and that woman looses it and can't stop laughing and all you hear is Niagara Falls over the speakers
This was hilarious lolol
I couldnt believe someone ripped that first fart. Must be a good place to work
😂😂😂
That last one was particularly embarrassing. Poor lady!
Isn't it fake?
No matter how old we get, farts are funny 😂
Heather Rae guess u like the smell after u fart😊
You are 100% right on that heather
I just said that to my husband - I’m nearly 32 and giggling like a child at fart videos
tozzilil I agree. I'm 44 and rollin over here! I am in tears! Age has nothing to do with what someone finds funny. Who made the rule that you lose your sense of humor as you get older?! I remember tripping up some steps back in the day and my grandma cracked up. 😂😂
I misread the last four lines as "wet farts are funny."
I'm sitting here on a vacation, snow day, watching this video, and reading the comments, laughing so hard, I have tears running down my face!!!! Thank you for all the laughs!!! Have a great day!!!
Check out the Fart Olympics videos...😂😂😂
You made me laugh too I hope you’re ok and happy . Winter again :)
I almost had a coronary!
It's all fun and games until you're the woman at the end with white pants on!!!!!
@Don K Do you think you can form a beer glass with your farts? You could be onto something special - you will make millions!
#4 was not a real fart. That was the late comic actor Leslie Neilsen who was known to always carry around a joke fart noisemaker, and would use it every time he had an interview. He always gave a great interview!
Surely every1 recalls his famed fart machime, he had it with him every time he did a TV chat! The last vid is a fake - the female is clearly actig, its embarrassigly bad!
Yeah #6 is not a real fart either, it's a very known faked fart skit on Swedish TV that they decided to do immiediately following a news segment about a machine that removes bad odors or something like that.
I never knew he did that. lol
@@glamdolly30 The pants shitter definitely seemed fake to me.
#5 was the mug
I was on a train in India, and myself, two New Zealand girls and an Israeli girl had swapped our polite introductions to each other. We were facing on to a elderly Indian lady who sat cross legged with her sari over her head. She looked so elegant and beautiful. Her adult teenage grandsons were with her, seeing her off. She rocked up high on one cheek of her backside and let out the most tremendous fart that I have ever heard to this day. We sat in a stunned silence for a second, one of the girls snickered and that was it!, we fell about that train carriage and laughed for hours on into the night and next day. She will never know how much she made our day and still has me laughing 26 years on ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@@trueblueimpersonations8949 I would've died laughing.
@@adelerodriguez2432 hahahaha I wish you’d been there, we could have died laughing together, what a way to go!!! ❤️
You were in India and associating with an Israeli. No sympathy from me.
@@mileslong3904 I think you might have missed the point.
@@trueblueimpersonations8949 No, I'm right as always.
I'm silent but violent.
That's my man 😂😂😂😂😂
Me to
Smelly but deadly
Joe M 😂
Sometimes quiet is violent (emo reference lol)
Fart is art without 'f'
Ewwww 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
th-cam.com/video/y3YZ_gOEu0A/w-d-xo.html
Here, you will find art in the fart🤣🤣🤣
@Tommy Ryan That is fartastic!
Than I'm a fucking artist. 💩
You mean with
My ex husband would say, evertime after he farted, " Did you hear that? I think that was a barking spider." 😳 Lol
Lol, my dad would say, “Did a fox bark?”
My father would ask "do you hear that?" And wait a couple seconds before farting.
@@selenabonilla2281 best one to do
My fiance and I would say "Man, did you see those low-flying ducks?!" after we fart. The first time I farted in front of him, he answered with his own farts. We'd both laugh pretty hard. We've been together for over 16 years now.
I can feel deeply for the last one…
We’ve all been there…😂
But we weren't wearing white pants!
She literally shit herself live! 😂😂😄
@@davidpeck3912In front of a camera with the countries most famous crime reporter also in front of you.
Ps. He is the countries most famous after the goat got shot and killed 2 years back. Don't know when this was aired.
Poor lady...that will go after her the rest of her life.
We most certainly HAVE NOT!
I feel bad for the last woman.
Why - it's fake!
Fake
Ikr 😰😔
I might feel bad for her if I ever stop laughing. She had to wear white pants that day too. Very unfortunate.
That wasn't real. It was faked.
They don't call her 'whoopy' for nothing!
NoNeed ForGreed I actually died 😂
😂😂😂
NoNeed ForGreed. Whoop, there it flies.
Died!
NoNeed ForGreed Best comment ever 😆😆😆😆 funniest comment seen... I'm literally crying due to it 😅😅😅
3 am, no regrets
Same
No regurts
Lol i am
4 lol
@@Emma-vb7of you are beautiful ❤️
Embarrassing when your in public and let out a big whopper of a sneeze, but also let out a big whopper of a fart too 🤣
Agreed
I feel pity for the last girl :(
She didn't fart. She pooped. Damn
Indeed hope shes ok that had to be embarrassing that ummm wasn't a fart
i don't
That was a shart, not a fart
I think she had diarrhea she was holding her stomach she should have just gone and not wait for it too bad for her
That last one was... maybe the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen...
Most embarrassing and most disgusting lol
I have PCOS and when I first started getting my period around 12/13 I had some awesome public sudden bleeding moments. Embarrassing beyond belief. That is why when people make out like teens are always living the best part of their lives, and shouldn't complain, I get annoyed. I'm 35 now and I am so, so, so glad I don't ever have to be that age again. It was an absolutely awful time.
Poor lady
She went tyrannosaurus in those pants
I know this one. It's from a Dutch tv-show; it's FAKE!
The fact that I’m watching Whoopi Goldberg farting on TH-cam at 4 am means I should probably call it a night...
AliceInPantera amateur, I am watching this at 5 am
Whoopie tried to blame the chair, LOL
more a youtube brown hole than a black one🤣🤣🤣💨
Bruh 😭😆
Whoopie Cushion Goldberg
🤣🤣🤣 Whoopie's fart and her response has me dying
Im getting second hand embarrassment from watching this
s a m e
Exactly. The main reason I try to watch as little of these videos as possible.
😂 you're honest
How can your heart not go out to the last lady at #1 ?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I literally have my master' test tomorrow but I'm here watching farts on TH-cam
Is that sum kind of homosexual thing ?
What did you do ?
I hope you didn't fart xD
S E Y F Sixx ahhahahahha
Did u pass?
That's why you're watching this, cus your brain is mush from studying
The last one is Career suicide
She may never wear white pants again.
That one has to be fake. Right?
I felt so bad for her 🥺
the last one also wet fart
I know right. I do feel bad for her cuz man.
Our Company had a quarterly meeting and at the end the plant manager said " Any questions or comments ? And a technician farted really loud, the plant manager said " Thanks for your input ted "
The whole crowd erupted with laughter.
When I was in hospital the doctor was doing his rounds and farted while examining me. I died laughing he went bright red. Hated my week stay but loved my doctor especially after that fart!
Haha.. Lol
love at first fart
Luckily you were in the hospital when you died.
@@MonsterPartsRc Nonsense because she was not dying.
So women DO love farts! I knew it!
“There is a little wind, that comes from the heart; ignorant people call it a fart.”
I believe Shakespeare said it best:
A little wind, a little breeze
Tis no shame, tis like a sneeze
From the tree, just like a leaf
Except the time when it's a queef
What ? I don't get wgat Shakespeare has to do with this
@@jacobpeters5458 lmao
Or A fart is something you cannot control it starts in the heart and explodes in the hole.
Thank you fartmaster
One time when I was young, I was sitting at the dinner table having breakfast with my family and then let out a huge fart into my chair and my dad thought someone was knocking on the door.
Edit: To the people who think that it was my dad knocking, no, it was me. We were sitting on wooden chairs and I'd been holding in that fart for a while so when I had to let it out my fart literally knocked on the wood.
Edit 2: I can't believe my most liked comment is a story of how I farted at the dinner table.
This literally made me cry laughing! The best story Ive heard today, thank you!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Read and watched many fart stories and videos but your comment was the only thing that actually made me crack up laughing.
~Berry 15.02.2020..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
The funniest fart I remember in school, one kid dropped a silent bomb across the room during a test. I looked over to the left at kids going ew and holding their nose. The it hit me and I too was trying to breath in my shirt. Then to the right the teacher looks up and then directly at the boy sitting closest to her desk. She asked him if he needed to use the bathroom. Confused he shrugged and said no, and she asked if he was sure and he said no again.
The best answer would have been, "Not anymore!"🤣
@@Goibniu001 Well he was farthest from the fart, but yeah. :D
That's cruel and embarassing.
💀💀💀💀
The Claire Danes clip on went on longer than necessary, I was expecting another fart!
That shart at the end was definitely life changing…..and underwear destroying. Not sure how one recovers from that sort of trauma 😂
pretty sure it was fake along with the first one
Wouldn't wanna sniff those drawz
@@McFlurry-OREO1 That's not what your mum said.
I would have walked backwards
I have but never had any long farts. But that shart at the end was like a pig trying to get out.
4:04 it's awesome how farts can immediately break all train of thought
Depending in their potency they can immediately break all thought on a train.
In the late 1970's, I used to go to the grocery store with my dad. My dad used to have this game where he would walk down an empty isle and let out a fart so loud that the entire store occupants could hear it. The both of us would run to the end of the isle as it smelled so bad, like someone just opened up a box of something that had died 6 months ago.
We would then see how many isles we could go over and still smell it. I think 3 isles was the record. I can only imagine the faces of people that walked into that stench.
I woke up this morning with a purpose. How on earth did I end up here?
LMAO Dead
The One Who Knocks lol
I love how even the most sophisticated people will break down and laugh at a fart 😂
Why so many dislikes? lol, I know toilet/fart jokes aren't the most sophisticated form of humor but you'd think anyone who searched for/clicked on this vid was looking for exactly that.
Hermes The Loser I think its become a law of nature no video on youtube can have 0 dislikes
I disliked for the unexpected shitty music in the beginning.
Its the fucking cringy intro that gave me cancer
A lot of the clips weren't funny at all.
It was suggested loser
Totally different scenarios, but when my son was maybe a year old we were in the waiting room of the doctors office with about 5 or 6 other people, and he kept letting out a string of little but audible farts lol We all tried to stifle our laughter, but he noticed, and it made him laugh, which just made him fart more, and soon we were all cracking up while he was just having a blast 😂
So much less embarrassing when it's a baby doing the farting lol
Definitely sounds like he was having a blast.
A guy told me he was in a doctor's waiting room one day. There was a lady with a baby, and the baby let a fart rip that was really loud. The guy said he did a double take.
I once gave a silent one in a super crowded bus, damn it was so strong I felt bad the whole day.
DAMN hahahaha I can smell that 💀😂
The Silent Killer!..lol..
Silent but deadly! 🤣🤣
Putrid.
I think I was on that bus....😭🤣 I'll never be the same.
This whole video...
Greta Thunberg: "how dare you"
Seriously laughed harder at this than I should have!!
I blame the cows! 😂
Little contribution towards Global warming 😂😂😂
How dare you to literally shit in your pants on national TV.
Guy farts: excuse me
Newsround :did you just fart
Man: I had a big curry last night 😂
That was a "fart machine" sound, he was trying to be funny.
@@theRandy712 Who's he
Thanks for the subtitles
The one in the council meeting has me dieing. 😅😅
I'll never forget my mate farting sat cross legged on a wooden floor in a silent part of a school assembly. Only just stopped laughing about it now and that took place in 1988! Classic. Farts are hands down the funniest things ever.
Farting after pee is heavenly pleasure 😌
No fart while pee
@@FunnyDisneyVids you're no human
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This comment was so dumb I just burst out laughing and couldn’t stop lmfaooo I love you. 😂😂
@@MsLilyPickles the best are the farts when your taking a dump and you push hard and it all fly's out in one go lol
I still remember it like yesterday. Back in 1998 when I was in the 8th grade. Before lunch we had 30 minute reading class. My classroom had 35 students. Everybody was reading or studying. It was as quiet as a graveyard. I was reading a book and trying not to fall asleep because I was holding a fart in. Man, I dosed off for a split second and let that fart rip 😂😂😂 the teacher had to send two kids out the classroom because they couldn't stop laughing. The teacher said "sometimes you just gotta let it out" 😂😂😂
"Better out than in."
I love this, i hurt laughing.
God I would be the one sent out of the class💀🤣 I laugh when everyone does but then I’ll think about it again 20 minutes later and completely lose it and no even remembers what was so funny besides me💀😭
Scare the shit out of you then embarrassment kicks in. Then you question if you even farted. Oh well 😂
No matter where you are in the world farts are always in your native language😂❤
True
Did anyone notice that this video is in the *Education* category?😂
Yes, because the educational value of it is to take a dump when you are supposed to.
@@DonaldSeymourjr Woah!! True AF.😂😂😂
Thats cause then it cant be copystriked
@@DonaldSeymourjr That's exactly what i was about to say thank you...
One time a kid at school farted in my math class. I mean, he seemed to be having the worst type: silent but deadly. I'm genuinely surprised that we all made it out of there alive. Half of the room stank so bad and everyone moved to the other half but I stayed and kept working. The teacher was concerned and asked me if I wanted to move to the fresher safety of the other half cuz tbh it was really nasty in there. Then she literally sent that stinky kid to the bathroom where he stayed for a while and came back later... but sadly the bomb had already been dropped so the damage was done. I'm traumatized for life, I doubt I'll ever forget that smell. Honestly it was so funny when she was like "just go to the bathroom, (name)" how many times in ur life does a teacher TELL you to go to the bathroom 😂😂
I'm dying!!!! Got tears running down my face :)
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHA
That's a long but funny fart story
@thebomb 🤣🤣😂😂
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This is why, no matter how old you get, farts will always be funny. ❤
I just imagined a person accidentally farting in a funeral
A U T I S T I C I was at my nanas funeral and I snarted.... sneezed and farted, while talking to my cousin .. thank god i was in the other room 😂😂
Dead person farting? Last air out
Noooooo
A U T I S T I C
Accidentally you say?? 🤔
I went a fart effect machine installed in my coffin, with the remote operated by my son. At least there will be a few laughs during the cermony😎😎😎