Old Stern clips, I love it. I listened to this live when it happened as a teen. I used to listen to Howard all morning from I woke up, all the way to the train and bus to school. And on the way home in the afternoon it was Opie and Anthony.
Not really genius, no. You're just trying to find a pattern in a system that makes it very easy to find patterns. Next you'll start believing that the world ended in 1998 because it is three times 666, and that we've since been living in hell for 25 years without knowing it, which he was desperately trying to tell us with his first answer.
It gets me evey time, no matter how many times iv seen it😂 I tried not to but come on Beet doing math like hes measuring the distance of the sun from the earth
NO you laughed your ass off. And so did I the black kid took me out the way he said I'm black I fell out loved it and I've you maxim keep doing what your doing making people laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@miapdx503 you're not alone my friend, but may we do what we can to make this place and our selves as individuals better. We'll never build a Heaven with the blueprints to Hell. peAce : )( :
@@miapdx503 actually let me correct myself, keep the blueprints for references of what NOT to do in certain situations, just don't use it as a guide lol
Some context - Lester Napoleon Green, A.K.A. Beetlejuice, is an American comedian and actor born on June 2, 1968. Green is best known for his affiliation with “The Howard Stern Show.” He has a medical condition called microcephaly and dwarfism, which is the reason for his miniature height.
Hold up I'm a man ain't no body master i got mad that woman need a roll model in her life uncle / father or brother or some male friend who is responsible enough to teach her about life
I know 2 white people that had a girl and she came out of her mother looking like a full blooded Native American. She is her father's child, there is small amount of Native in her mothers DNA, that gene is just the dominante gene in her. A rare occurence I am sure but it does happen.
About the mixed, or black baby (I didn't see the mom)... To be fair, mixed/black babie's skin darken over time. Both my nephews and my niece looked white when they were born, and now, it's VERY obvious they are mixed. The two year olds old's hair wasn't even curly, at all. But it's super curly now.
0:28 Didn't get me nearly to laugh... I didn't even smile. 0/10 1:22 Um... Was I supposed to laugh to that? 0/10 1:41 I nearly laughed that one, but I didn't... It's unexpected and the deep voice... 8/10 2:35 It made me smile but never laughed 3:36. 5/10 4:17 It didn't make me smile 0/10 4:50 It wasn't funny but it was interlining. ?/10 6:06 Oh that was screwed up... 0/10 6:38 Oh my lord... That almost made me laugh 9.8/10 7:18 ...
The punishment of going to hell means nothing, as most people by the time they’re a young adult have probably sinned in one way or another. And regardless I am an atheist, so even if God IS real I’m still going to hell for thinking he’s not.
"Am I normal person Mrs. ...."
"...no. I'm black!"
Gotta admit, that had me rolling. That delivery was everything.
Same, see you down there fam
Agreed, if he said it differently it wouldn’t have been nearly as funny lol.
I wonder if Maxim has been wearing the same red shirt in each video or if he just has a closet full of like twenty red shirts.
It's one shirt, two and a half million subscribers, he has one shirt. He must have worn out the green and red one.
He is following Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg ... aim for the stars ...
Im betting on him having a cartoon character closet and having 20 red shirts
May be he buys red t shirts in bulk!
No, he has 36 red shirts
I taped my mouth,
so that I can go to heaven,
and finally see Jesus's scooter.
im hoping to see jesus holy ghost balls
You mean his pooper.
Old Stern clips, I love it. I listened to this live when it happened as a teen. I used to listen to Howard all morning from I woke up, all the way to the train and bus to school. And on the way home in the afternoon it was Opie and Anthony.
I love Beetlejuice, he never fails to entertain - best wack pack ever!
"Wait, did I just see two males kissing?!" Why yes, yes you did Maxim.
🤣
The one with the Jahovas Witness had me laughing, instantly.
Maxim not laughing so he won't go to hell, is funnier than the videos he's trying not to laugh at, and some of them are very funny!
I’m laughing more at Maxims reactions than the videos. 🤣 As always, thanks for the laugh! ☺️
Always good to see the legend that is Lester "Beetlejuice" Green, I love that dude.
"I don't want to get canceled". They can never cancel the great Maximbady.
i just can't imagine beet can't count, he's faking it to fit his personality.
Not gonna lie, the cow with the bucket got me.
Genius on other level- Maxim bady!
Okay Mr 3 legs 🤣🤣🤣
😩😂😂😂🙌🏾
Gambia 🇬🇲 my motherland proudly African one love ❤
Love and respect from pdx🌹
@@miapdx503 one love ❤ peace ✌ and unity 🤝 ✌ Gambia 🇬🇲 ♥
@@mandelacolley2892 one love🌹❤💕🌹peace 🤎
Sooooooooaaaah, where they went wrong is Robin told him start from 1. She should have told him to start from 0 and we wouldn't be in this mess! 😩🙌🏾😂😂😂
I’m so glad you are back to the longer videos , instead of the 2 minute TikTok ones. I get to laugh with you longer !
I go to hell. I laughed when he said “i’m black” 😂
Me too
Hey Man you gotta show Beetlejuice some RESPECT
The two guys kissing and the guy wearing a rainbow straps gave it all out.
Maxim: 👁👄👁
Beetle juice is kinda genius
The first answer he gave was 25 (5-2=3)
The second answer he gave was 36 (6-3=3)
Not really genius, no. You're just trying to find a pattern in a system that makes it very easy to find patterns. Next you'll start believing that the world ended in 1998 because it is three times 666, and that we've since been living in hell for 25 years without knowing it, which he was desperately trying to tell us with his first answer.
@@christophersavignon4191damn bro i think ur hypothesis is correct
Bettle juice 🤣🤣. 😭😭
It gets me evey time, no matter how many times iv seen it😂
I tried not to but come on
Beet doing math like hes measuring the distance of the sun from the earth
Thumbnails are on point 👌
name?
NO you laughed your ass off. And so did I the black kid took me out the way he said I'm black I fell out loved it and I've you maxim keep doing what your doing making people laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed way more at you than I did the videos lol
The last video is 100% true. Wish times were as simple as they used to be.
My man is back✌️
I love Beetlejuice, he never fails to entertain - best wack pack ever!
😂 Oo Max, OOo Max you are Sooo good ⁉️- excuse me NOOO I meant to say you're sl "Soo funny" 🤣😂😭 Love your reactions man 💯🥰
I laughed at the title so I can go to hell asap~
the guy with the ruler has failed math.
And you failed getting jokes
6:33- Lmao I’m dying!!! I laughed so hard I started coughing! That is great!
That cow 🐄 is Johnny Deep the red cow is Amber Heard!!
The cow clip didn't get me but boy did your reaction to it make me chuckle.
I did not laugh, but my soul died.....Priceless!?!
Him : laughing throughout the video
Also him : no I'm not laughing
But what if I'm already in Hell?...
That part...😔
@@miapdx503 you're not alone my friend, but may we do what we can to make this place and our selves as individuals better. We'll never build a Heaven with the blueprints to Hell. peAce : )( :
@@acemanhomer1 amen Alex...have a lovely evening 🌹
@@miapdx503 likewise
@@miapdx503 actually let me correct myself, keep the blueprints for references of what NOT to do in certain situations, just don't use it as a guide lol
I laughed so hard at the pedo part.
Some context - Lester Napoleon Green, A.K.A. Beetlejuice, is an American comedian and actor born on June 2, 1968. Green is best known for his affiliation with “The Howard Stern Show.” He has a medical condition called microcephaly and dwarfism, which is the reason for his miniature height.
The tiktok video about the black not sitting down on the bus was funny as hell, I swear!
i laughed after seeing maximbady doing his intro in 144p im sorry see you guys later i guess
CENTIMETER
"who said that?"
Heyyy Beet my man. Beetlejuice is a legend.
That comedian had a point. Let me ask, what ages do pediatricians work with? After you get the answer, you know what ages makes one a p3d0.
Cm= correct measurement. Hahaha
I’m going to hell because I always laugh at Maxims videos!
Bro beetlejuice always has me crying 💀💀💀
« i have 3 legs »😂
Bro u r so funny 😂😂
We’re already in hell, the new hell
he has 3 legs 💀
That last was on to something
bring on ww3 so feminist can shut up
I thought Beetlejuice was dead. Glad to be wrong. Lol
7:50 yeah, we got your opinion, bro 😎
At 6mins had me rolling lmao😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 the hell I go😂🤣😂
I didn't laugh at any of them but I did find the inch one funny.
Wow!!!! What a title 😄😄😉🤣🤣🥰😊
All babies are pale in the beginning. That melanin kick in very soon after.
Hold up I'm a man ain't no body master i got mad that woman need a roll model in her life uncle / father or brother or some male friend who is responsible enough to teach her about life
Lol let her be she is probably those women that like being beaten and in toxic relationships either way just walk away from those xD
7:50 check the caption in the video.
It’s a scene from Parks and Rec.
He really don't know three is between two and four?
Sooooh, what do we have here??" ..l.mao 😆😆
Luv u man.
0:07 the real howard stern. not the phony he is playing today for political/financial benefits
Your fan from the Philippines ❤️
I know 2 white people that had a girl and she came out of her mother looking like a full blooded Native American. She is her father's child, there is small amount of Native in her mothers DNA, that gene is just the dominante gene in her. A rare occurence I am sure but it does happen.
About the mixed, or black baby (I didn't see the mom)... To be fair, mixed/black babie's skin darken over time. Both my nephews and my niece looked white when they were born, and now, it's VERY obvious they are mixed. The two year olds old's hair wasn't even curly, at all. But it's super curly now.
That almost got me...
I burned at Beatle Juice! Comic genious!
0:28 Didn't get me nearly to laugh... I didn't even smile. 0/10
1:22 Um... Was I supposed to laugh to that? 0/10
1:41 I nearly laughed that one, but I didn't... It's unexpected and the deep voice... 8/10
2:35 It made me smile but never laughed 3:36. 5/10
4:17 It didn't make me smile 0/10
4:50 It wasn't funny but it was interlining. ?/10
6:06 Oh that was screwed up... 0/10
6:38 Oh my lord... That almost made me laugh 9.8/10
7:18 ...
I started laughing when YOU did.
So it doesn't count for me.
The punishment of going to hell means nothing, as most people by the time they’re a young adult have probably sinned in one way or another.
And regardless I am an atheist, so even if God IS real I’m still going to hell for thinking he’s not.
1:11- I don’t know who he is but it feels like their making fun of a mentally handicapped person!!!
Matterfact he's correct in this and you all laughed at this, 2-5=3 and 3-6=3
That makes his answers correct.
Broooo! Cooom live!! We're waiting
I was *so good,* up until the cow!
Proves that looking like Steve Urkel does not make one smart.
l laughed at two black men kissing. gets me everytime bruh
3 legs.... bahahahaha....
I feel like the first one is obviously faking it.
I laughed but I dont judge the first guy
These people must be geniuses or a secret society or something.
First clip guy made me think of Jay-z
36!🤣🤣🤣
I laughed at your attempt to not laugh, does that count?
I laughed at the no I'm black cause I'm also black and the cow one
I just feel sorry for the guy that has to measure in CM...
I laughed, first clip! hell awaits!
this is how abrahamic religions work
The guy mansplaining a ruler to women was spot on! 🤣
I laughed hard 🤣!
I don't go to he'll, believe JESUS
Does it count if I laughed at your reactions?
This video was a little late don't you think? 😂
He said 3.5 😌
Can someone explain the second joke? 1:24
I am black got me to hell 😂😂
Now ive heard everything😅
The last one was very stupid! You can obviously tell she is a Lib and a new version of feminist and she’s making fun of women that respect men!!!
Hey I'm from hell 😶
Try not to laugh videos work when you go straight through. Pausing is cheating.