Steve Simeone - The Voice of God - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • When Steve Simeone finally found his voice as a comic, he performed for a group of menacing men who had a very strong reaction.
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  • @standup
    @standup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” th-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI.html

    • @babd843
      @babd843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sorry to to to

    • @emanuelmuhammad6563
      @emanuelmuhammad6563 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont mean to be so off topic but does anyone know a tool to log back into an instagram account??
      I somehow forgot the account password. I appreciate any assistance you can offer me

    • @alonzojonathan2553
      @alonzojonathan2553 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Emanuel Muhammad Instablaster :)

  • @delicatelypsychicflower5103
    @delicatelypsychicflower5103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    -"Then suicidal."
    -Audience laughs.
    -"I wish that was a joke."

    • @absurdlyy9009
      @absurdlyy9009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Big mood

    • @sunkid02
      @sunkid02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@absurdlyy9009 i can relate smh the only i can openly talk about my problems ia by turning them into jokes so ppl dont believe they just think im dark and funny but im just crying for help

    • @sunkid02
      @sunkid02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NilemagCT thanks brother but it isn't that that holds me back.....some things shouldn't be said out loud 😕😕

    • @hautriedit9421
      @hautriedit9421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome to the U.S. that’s literally about 80% of the population at least who feels that way. Not downplaying your experience at all but that’s a very common feeling

    • @lollic307
      @lollic307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aw

  • @BrentBlueAllen
    @BrentBlueAllen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3492

    This TED talk was great.

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Brent Allen lol that comment made me laugh harder than his act.

    • @malachihagan2849
      @malachihagan2849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im the 300th like

    • @morsecodereviews1553
      @morsecodereviews1553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Blue Allen funny and inspiring, didn't see that coming lawls

    • @melsoro7311
      @melsoro7311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro I was laughing so hard at this

    • @harpersmith1400
      @harpersmith1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr tho

  • @randalltylercahoon120
    @randalltylercahoon120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    takes a big man to tell that type story in this venue. hats off

  • @dandrechesterfield5411
    @dandrechesterfield5411 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    wow this dude is sincere. I love it

    • @The_Talking_Grill
      @The_Talking_Grill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      D'andre Chesterfield 300th like and 1st reply

    • @harpersmith1400
      @harpersmith1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @hugoarcada
      @hugoarcada 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The_Talking_Grill over 900 now, and just 3 replies. The average is 300 likes to a comment.
      Support your comics people!

    • @mustangjackie78
      @mustangjackie78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I could feel how genuine this guy was.

    • @mscir
      @mscir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's like a real life Stuart Smalley

  • @jessradcliffe1160
    @jessradcliffe1160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I can tell he really suffered with that depression. When he said he went through a suicidal period and the audience laughed and he says "I wish that was the joke", I felt that so hard. He's a beacon of hope. Turning his sadness into comedy. Able to see the humour in shituations. I admire that, dude!

  • @atownlefttrain
    @atownlefttrain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    That was transcendental. Steve took me far, far away from the place I am today, some bullshit, burnt out do gooder in a developing country who hasn't loved anyone in a long, long time. I lived in the world he created, I remembered being young; I remembered a lot of things. Thank you for those 14 minutes and 11 seconds, I haven't been able to escape myself like that in a long, long time. I forgot that natural feeling of just...loving people.

    • @Darkmatter105
      @Darkmatter105 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +atownlefttrain To many of us these days. Its easy to forget good people are still all around us.

    • @brucesabatoni6823
      @brucesabatoni6823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      atownlefttrain God Bless you!

    • @platypus8074
      @platypus8074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      U do mushrooms while u watched this or what

    • @cp-lk5ye
      @cp-lk5ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow.

    • @croatiansensation6062
      @croatiansensation6062 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love is the only truth, every thing else is just illusion. Remember that you were engineered for this experience and every one is a work in progress. Sending you love from 90807.

  • @moeezS
    @moeezS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    Great moral. As someone who works in mental health and is pretty much required to not judge, it's fascinating how many people you come across that turn out to be much nicer than expected.

    • @Darkmatter105
      @Darkmatter105 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      +Messofanego I was walking to my apartment at around midnight when a fully tattooed(even one on his face) huge mexican dude came walking up to me, full outfit with white tanktop dickys and bald head. He was also over 6foot, I said to myself "well I'm about to get robbed or worse" I mean really starting to freak out.......the guy got to me and asked me if I had seen his puppy..his.....puppy.......he lost his puppy during the day and had been searching for it for hours, I started to think he was trying to get me to follow him or something to rob me or worse then....the guy almost broke down in tears and I actually started to console him, all my prejudices and judgment went out the window and we both looked for about an hour till we found it under a car, little dirty but not hurt. He thanked me a hundred times with tears starting to form in his eyes, and we parted ways. I felt like a huge asshole after, for judging this guy without so much as a single word spoken between us. I assume it was his kids but either way that guy was super nice.

    • @moeezS
      @moeezS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chrono105 Aww, cute story :D

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LazyStatic everyone needs love. Everyone. And sometimes a puppy is the only one who will love you. ... that's why i work at an animal shelter.

    • @foxibot
      @foxibot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Steven Seagull just saying you work at an animal shelter because of the puppy love, makes me automatically love you!

    • @ItzBaneful
      @ItzBaneful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Darkmatter105 if they're nicer then you expected it means you judged them #noneofmybuisness

  • @embe1
    @embe1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    The girl behind him looks like she's in love. Hell I don't blame her. That was some kind of set.

    • @TheSeeohhdee
      @TheSeeohhdee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      nah thats just her face and body's muscle memory to being front row at a titty bar.

    • @jacklandismusic
      @jacklandismusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Your sentiment’s really sweet, but I honestly think she’s just wasted.

    • @calviincalifornia4048
      @calviincalifornia4048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      theres like 7 women tf

    • @calviincalifornia4048
      @calviincalifornia4048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i once met a wasted girl outside my first delivery restaurant and she wanted to marry me lol
      @@jacklandismusic

    • @sonquatsch8585
      @sonquatsch8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i know right? all the girls behind him were in love. the look of love. seriously.

  • @TheDamocles74
    @TheDamocles74 8 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Holy crap. That's one of the most uplifting things I have EVER heard. New fan Steve.

  • @JWMCMLXXX
    @JWMCMLXXX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    An uplifting story.
    That's a nice change of pace.
    Thanks man.

  • @whatthe5954
    @whatthe5954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Whoa, didn't expect it to pop off like that.
    Steve Simeone, huh? alright. I'll remember the name.

  • @ryanruzicka6944
    @ryanruzicka6944 8 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I listened to him as a guest on Ari Shaffir's podcast while at work, and in the intro Ari said that you ( the listeners) would cry. And I thought " I'm at work I can't cry, I won't cry." And goddammit I cried like three times. It was a really good experience and I am seriously thankful for you guys

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ryan Ruzicka can you find out which one that was, or what to search?

  • @Rebazar
    @Rebazar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    One of those things that seems obvious but that people could always use a reminder on.

  • @ameanbean13
    @ameanbean13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    this dude KNOWS

    • @EnjoyerofYoutube
      @EnjoyerofYoutube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true. he knows.

    • @00xyq
      @00xyq 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Paust can you put it in your own words?

  • @danielkurtz688
    @danielkurtz688 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Wow, he's an amazing storyteller!

  • @legolas76524
    @legolas76524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “I can talk to him like one of my nephews” 😂🤣

  • @lukeperry8407
    @lukeperry8407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Shit man I expected a comic and I got a fucking life lesson my god

  • @ajeje1996
    @ajeje1996 8 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Goddammit, I came here to laugh, not feel! ;_;

  • @klebeau4
    @klebeau4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    cant hate on that. good story

  • @doctordeath7914
    @doctordeath7914 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Steve Simeone is a good dude. Go see him live! He'll have you in tears.

  • @MrCGChief
    @MrCGChief 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Holy crap! The feels! Nice job!

  • @AshishGupta-ql9lq
    @AshishGupta-ql9lq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    it was like a TED talk

  • @zackkirby7449
    @zackkirby7449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The message in this story was great.

  • @brandtcampbell3610
    @brandtcampbell3610 8 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I'm just gonna assume that the four down votes all involved individuals who did not wait until the end of the video.

    • @jaday8873
      @jaday8873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or the four guys it was about. XD

    • @mitcheltillman2461
      @mitcheltillman2461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jaday nah I’m pretty sure they liked it too

    • @GarrettChance
      @GarrettChance 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were the audiences members that were looking at his back for 15 minutes

  • @kirstenhamill7080
    @kirstenhamill7080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I’ve spent the last 3 years of my life wanting to be a stand up comedian and this guy really gave me hope

    • @ATF-
      @ATF- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How you doing 3 years later?

  • @z.j.5941
    @z.j.5941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    stop judging starting loving.... great message

  • @eveyaspaas3667
    @eveyaspaas3667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This has been one of the worst years of my life. I’ve been incredibly low and just generally been in a really horrible place. This came up in my recommendation because when I’m really doing bad I watch comedy shows to help. This one is honestly so sincere and so incredible. Great set, great message, I love this guy.

  • @jacksonschultz6863
    @jacksonschultz6863 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This definitely should be shown to a lot of people, this changed me 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @micmasters801
    @micmasters801 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I was not the only person moved by this. Loved it.

  • @connectivitytissues1429
    @connectivitytissues1429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is one of the sweetest stories I've ever heard, and I totally needed to see this. ❤️😂

  • @popdistributions3630
    @popdistributions3630 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6 years and this stand up is as valid as the day it aired. ✌🏽❤️

  • @freddymeisner
    @freddymeisner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Definitely get Steve back for next season

  • @Emily-kd2zv
    @Emily-kd2zv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like him. He doesn’t just make me laugh, his stories make me smile and feel good inside.

  • @post921
    @post921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was unexpectedly deep af & now I'm high crying 😭

    • @richardwaller4223
      @richardwaller4223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you think you're the only one, let me learn ya something. You're not the only one I promise you that. 😅😂😭😮😇 I cant promise we aren't the only two... But I really, really doubt it. 🔥✌

  • @samedmonds5090
    @samedmonds5090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What an amazingly funny story and a sweet message! Props to this guy

  • @lesliemeier3843
    @lesliemeier3843 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this guy is so optimistic and nice to listen to

  • @ninasharifi5829
    @ninasharifi5829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is the BEST story I've heard so far!!!! I loved his message!!

  • @LonerFez69
    @LonerFez69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    8:49 the audience girl to the right of him is the greatest audience member of all time. I stare at her in every video she's in haha. She's BLITZED!

  • @teerex5626
    @teerex5626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is just so respectable and he’s super funny

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I’m just trying to bring joy in the world for 15 dollars” LMFAOOOO SOO GOOD😂😂😂😂

  • @Godlymike
    @Godlymike 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Deserves more views

  • @Tigerlily01717
    @Tigerlily01717 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Great performance! This guy was awesome!

  • @NoSpace4Bass
    @NoSpace4Bass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    One of those feel good comics like joey diaz

    • @Bruceybaby2009
      @Bruceybaby2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Two very different styles of comedian, but you’re right. Joey’s always got some kind of a positive, life affirming message behind his jokes.

  • @supersquare
    @supersquare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Steve, that was absolutely incredible. You're amazing.

  • @missp348
    @missp348 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    this is my favorite one that i have seen. amazing. i love the message.

  • @irollerblade13
    @irollerblade13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm not religious at all but God bless the last statement of this. Laughter cures all

  • @sarahpurugganan126
    @sarahpurugganan126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This one was so amazing!! I’ve watched so many of these ‘This is Not Happenings’ but this one actually left me with a full heart and sincere happiness. Good job!! 🙂

  • @ABRASILERA17
    @ABRASILERA17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Uplifting and hilarious and unforgettable. Thank you, we all need this

  • @17palmtree
    @17palmtree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was surprisingly profound and sincere for this show, great segment.

  • @snaker9er
    @snaker9er 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy should have his own show, very positive

  • @jackday420
    @jackday420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Definitely the best This Is Not Happening. Thank you.

  • @gambadade1504
    @gambadade1504 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't expect this to be heartwarming. New fan.

  • @garywoneal1000
    @garywoneal1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steve is a friend of mine and is one of the most positive people I know in California.

  • @mariodwir
    @mariodwir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    lets hop on the feels bus

  • @oz9213
    @oz9213 8 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    It's good to see that Carlos Mencia is getting his life back together.

    • @fayyllfayyll
      @fayyllfayyll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oz9 this got me man hahaha thanks for that

    • @andrewfranquelin3184
      @andrewfranquelin3184 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      no he isn't and no it wouldn't be

  • @humixmusic4lyf
    @humixmusic4lyf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ‘Deep inside we’re just little kids that just want to hang out, love, have some laughs [...] the less you judge, the more you love, and you’ll stop judging yourself and start loving yourself [...]’ - I officially love this human. 😭💙
    I wish it was easy for us all to be like this. T^T

  • @michaelrutledge619
    @michaelrutledge619 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love listening to Steve tell a joke/story. Check out his special Remember This. It's so good. It's nostalgia at its finest.
    I'm just a buddy. No other affiliations, just true enjoyment.

  • @DuckmansRevenge
    @DuckmansRevenge 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this guy made me smile

  • @shortstuf804
    @shortstuf804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "the less you judge and the more you love, you'll stop judging yourself and you'll start loving yourself".....ooOOooOOoo i was NOT ready for that!

  • @Migraineboy420ganjajoe
    @Migraineboy420ganjajoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow...Swear to God this made me cry. Very uplifting.

  • @MelanieRoxs13
    @MelanieRoxs13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol this fucking comedian made me cry that was beautiful

  • @letsfindsomepeace9207
    @letsfindsomepeace9207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There are people that love you. Don't let em down.

  • @gentleeyes
    @gentleeyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is intensely relatable and also still funny. This guy needs a Netflix special too.

  • @jasont1303
    @jasont1303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wasn't sure about this guy but wow what a great story. Wish people were smart enough to encompass this into their own life.

  • @hughlee7107
    @hughlee7107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve had the most stressful day and watching this made me look at life differently. This guy is great

  • @MayaState
    @MayaState 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WELL I teared up at the end

  • @madmo_1148
    @madmo_1148 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never heard of this guy before this now I'm a fan lol

  • @raf_boy
    @raf_boy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think this may be my favorite "Not Happening". And that's saying something.

  • @Bruceybaby2009
    @Bruceybaby2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wow I really needed to hear this one today, in 2019.

  • @samd8339
    @samd8339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That.. that genuinely made me happy

  • @Riffs_and_lifts
    @Riffs_and_lifts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the deepest episode of this show I've ever seen haha

  • @frankwest4057
    @frankwest4057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you’re a comedian reading this, thank you so much for everything you do. One of the most under appreciated groups of people I’ve ever seen

  • @PvtPyle-tj6xx
    @PvtPyle-tj6xx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i didn’t realize how much i needed to hear this man, bravo Steve, you rock

  • @yelenazerk
    @yelenazerk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for a beautiful message ))

  • @kmnremtp
    @kmnremtp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best one I've seen yet, thanks bro. Trying to make the world just a lil bit better place.

  • @croatiansensation6062
    @croatiansensation6062 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The art of storytelling is exemplified so well and in such an authentic and charismatic way. I respect that you can do what you do in front of all of us, and tell some personal stories we can all connect with or relate to on some level. Thank you for making me feel better about my Peter Pan self that I have always admired within me even when society is so quick to push all of us to grow up and mature, usually in not the healthiest of ways. I was born in Croatia and can relate about the observation of adults as a child and how their behaviors and words were confusing and incongruent at times. Thank you for speaking from the heart and warming my heart

  • @MTksm
    @MTksm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for the great laughs!

  • @someguyuknow214
    @someguyuknow214 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Powerful Steve Simeone! you got a new podcast subscriber right here!

  • @pjchatmon60
    @pjchatmon60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of my favorite comics!

  • @squidhack8743
    @squidhack8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    god damn i love this guy

  • @blorpa
    @blorpa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    MyGod!!!
    I’ve been feeling real down and I needed a laugh!! I did not expect such a wholesome story!!
    FREAKING THANK YOU!!! ಥUಥ

    • @taramartin6177
      @taramartin6177 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, I feel ya. Hope you are feeling a little better. 💖

  • @dominique3949
    @dominique3949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve rewatched this so many times. The message and laughs happen every time. Love him. Love his message.

  • @johnnypatrickhaus890
    @johnnypatrickhaus890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think this may be my favourite ever TINH.
    Steve Simone is such a beautiful soul.

  • @camillemanly3800
    @camillemanly3800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best one yet. What a great person ♥️

  • @beingalive101
    @beingalive101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm literally crying and I didn't sign up for this

  • @BenSeaward
    @BenSeaward 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love you, Steve.

  • @evilcam
    @evilcam 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great story, delivery, and set. Steve Simeone is doing everything right.

  • @guesswho22peekaboo
    @guesswho22peekaboo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not only was that story great, but your ending message was by far the greatest of this series. No disgusting acts or justifying terrible behavior. Just a funny story with an awesome message at the end. I'm now a fan.

  • @NoName-fg7bu
    @NoName-fg7bu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy. He's so awesome. I love this

  • @leognardo357
    @leognardo357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, that was the most positive story ever told on this show! Haha great stuff

  • @anthonybutchelli
    @anthonybutchelli 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is by far my favorite so far.
    I've been binging on episodes for two days.
    There are a lot o great ones.
    This one gets you right in the feels.
    Steve is like my favorite cousin if I had one.

  • @djnovice113
    @djnovice113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This gave me a warmy feeling and I dont know why

  • @collamore
    @collamore 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only regret is that it took three years for me to stumble across this. Thank you Steve, that was beautiful

  • @jenncece5858
    @jenncece5858 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best thing I've seen in along, long time.. This touched my soul and I'm just in tears. Thank you for sharing this hilarious, BEAUTIFUL moment and lesson with us.

  • @priszmatic
    @priszmatic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I Love this! Thanks Steve Simeone!

  • @K31R616
    @K31R616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honest, heartfelt, truth

  • @samanali8309
    @samanali8309 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Beautiful message! This dude is awesome

  • @Pepper_Jack33
    @Pepper_Jack33 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "This is not happening" is sometimes how I end my day. You guys are awesome. Keep it up. I especially love Steve Simeone's stories.

  • @zach_in_space5150
    @zach_in_space5150 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was great. The message at the end hits you right in the feels but with good laughs along the way. I really like this guy