Jeff Goldblum: I Won't Be Uninspired After This
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- The actor offers words of encouragement to those who might be disappointed by the election results.
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Jeff Goldblum is the most awkward motivational speaker I´ve ever seen. I fucking love it
He was trying o reason. Not charge them up
what a charming bastard, very hard not to like the guy.
you have to watch his interviews on Conan to see the true awkwardness :)
At least he kept his hypnotic hand movements to a minimum this interview
More awkward than Shia LaBeouf? I think not, my friend.
Jeff Goldblum has such a specific energy
Jeff Goldblum is the talk show guest we don't deserve, but the one we need right now.
Man you snowflakes are so pathetic. Have you ever tried to man up even a little bit ?
John Parker ha you got triggered by a fuckin batman reference. I don't think he's a snowflake.
get a frigging life
@@johnparker7784 Why don't you just chill, Sir.
Little did we know this meme format still exists 2020
The American people were so preoccupied with whether or not they could elect Trump, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
This is the best thing I've read all day.
+CyberPhilosopher Did you steal that line? Trump won...find your safe space and remain there for all time...we won't miss you!
Steven Wells He was paraphrasing Jurassic Park, genius.
Damn man, that just made my day. I can even hear it in Jeffs voice.
Lmao, right over your head.
Jeff Goldblum acts like a guy doing a Jeff Goldblum impression.
funny
That’s because when he acts, he’s actually just being himself!
I thought he is dead. I've even seen a news report about it. Yeah, Jeff Goldblum def died back in 2009 - it's confirmed.
jeff goldblum's entire life is in character. brilliant.
hfield07 of course he's a Pittsburgher...we gave the world some of the most unique humans Andy Warhol ...Roberto Clemente (kinda) and Jeff Goldblum
Love Steel Town!!!! Go Steelers, Penguins and Pirates :) DON'T FORGET we were the 1st major city to allow driverless cars on our roads :)
Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken have spent their lives playing Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken.
Ever heard of Jim Carrey?
I love his manerisms, the way he uses his hands to express himself like a T-Rex in a nice suit.
this is so accurate tho
Ikr!!!
At least Alec Baldwin's got another four more years out of sending up Donald Trump.
Trump is not Hillary
Dont worry, most of your rights and quality of life will disappear over the next four years. Goodbye affordable healthcare.
But he's made it a firm thing he wants to limit the media at making fun of him.
That's really depressing cuz I loved Kate doing Hilary a lot more than Alec doing Donald.
yootoobnewbie oh good, then we can turn into a real disctatorship, yay.
Jeff Goldblum is a weird man (in a good way)... a philosopher trapped inside an actor's body.
"Powder" is one of my favorite films.
The Fly was thaaaa shieeet
クンダセブ psssst lol you're aging yourself with THAT one!? hahahaha That was a great flick!
Melissa Evans whenever i see a fly i think its a little jeff goldblum buzzing around
クンダセブ puking & eating poop... yep! lol
One thing Donald Trump proved in this election is that anyone can be the president, no matter how immature, thoughtless, and mean-spirited they are.
I think that's why so many people like him . . .
He also had lots of money and fame before running too.
Roonasaur - And sadly, his attitude and attributes for running this country are what the people wanted.
Madvillainy91 or maybe no matter how bad the media makes them seem to be, people can still believe in them.
Madvillainy91 Or it was just that Hillary Clinton and establishment politics have abandoned so many people in their eyes. I mean sure Trump said horrible things but people had enough of these cronies from both parties that Bernie so strongly advised against. Hillary Clinton lost not because of Trump, not because of Gary Johnson, not because of anyone else but herself and her own once great, but now deplorable party.
Wow, what an interesting man. He managed to light the mood in such a dark day and bring about some smiles. High five Jeff, you're awesome!
HoneyBadger TURD LOVER, you are the poop on the toilet paper.
Dark day? Oh right, for everybody smug enough to not listen to the opinions of Trump voters? How's it feel to have reality hit you in your smug faces?
@@spenser9908 sit down son
@@spenser9908 for someone who hates the left so much, you really really love watching all of Colbert's videos
I've never realized before how much Jeff Goldblum resembles a sloth. And, I mean that in the kindest way. Sloths are adorable.
If you really really coked-up that sloth. Now that would be super adorable. Sloths on uppers are very cute.
sloth or tall, thin elf? He definitely has the look of a magical creature
I never thought I find solace in the words of Jeff Goldblum, but he's right, once all the dust settles, all we can really do is keep on moving forward.
Appropriate avatar is appropriate.
Kenny Martin agreed
Kenny Martin
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The fact that it took Jeff Fucking Goldblum to help you figure that out tells me all I need to know. You couldn't figure that out on your own?? The sun came up yesterday like it always does. Don't listen to these idiots spout off. They couldn't give a rats ass about you. Just attention seekers looking for the next payday....or payoff.
Rob V. Please don't be an ass. Yes I could figure it out on my own, but you know what? When you're upset about something, it helps to hear calming words from others, even Jeff Goldblum.
So what he's saying is that life, uh, finds a way
I never talk or think this way at all about anyone or anything else, but when I see Jeff Goldblum I just think Lord, what a delight.
Well, for me, this was a positive election night. You see, I'd been constipated for 5 days but with Trump's victory becoming more and more precise, it was literally so shitty that I spend half the night in the toilets.
Trump is the best enema. Tremendous enema.
Lol I can picture trump waving his little baby hands while he says "tremendous enema".
Yep, and he's going to give the whole country--maybe the world--a nice, big icy cold one ...
HYUUUUGE
***** Well that's just physiological stuff, sorry for you if you can't handle it because you are gonna be confronted with 4 years worth of shit during this mandate ^^
***** And meanwhile, you're enjoining people to jump of bridges. Talk about looking like a douche…
Is it me or is the crowd laughing less. It's hard to laugh this tragic day.
scottaification sad that no one wanted to laugh and yet no one wanted to vote. Product of choices made and decisions. The US did not learn from Brexit!!!
Sarah Miller this was one of the biggest turn out for voting in quite some time. My god you people are uninformed
didn't like majority of y'all vote for him?
awesome420ication apparently. I didn't foresee all these votes. I guess the unvocal rurals (who're silent because they don't have access to Internet) really showed out.
I just read Hillary won majority popular vote but Trump won the majority electoral votes, so NO, the majority of us didn't vote for him.
I think that Stephen Colbert is having a tough time hiding his feelings tonight. He is doing his best, but it is very clear that he is in utter dismay.
Understandable. We've regressed to the 1920s.
Yuppie tears are the best tears.
yootoobnewbie I watched the election returns in a room full of Jewish intellectuals. They were all, "omg is it 1933 all over again?"
+yootoobnewbie
Good. That means in eight or so years we can elect another FDR and have an actual decent president.
GravianS Trump IS the Republican FDR. Or did you miss his constant promises for more public works jobs and infrastructure projects?
Jeff, we can agree on the saying "Life finds a way", and life sure as hell found a way
Some lives don't find a way. That's why some species go extinct....
He's a rich, white male actor. He'll be ok. It's the rest of us non-whites that need to be concerned.
Racist, white America has spoken and this is who they want.
He's not white. He's of a minority race. I can't say if he is Jewish or not, I can't remember, I just know he is not white.
His name is Goldblum... (Yes, he's Jewish)
Jewish people can still be white.
So stupid. Victim Olympics over here. Histrionics.
Yes everyone who disagrees with you is racist. Us whites should just step out of the way and let you vote for whoever you want and fuck our opinions because they are inherently racist. You, sir, are the racist.
From watching multiple Jeff Goldblum interviews i could tell that he's very proud and happy about his son and i hope he grows up to be a great person
So you know how some people in other countries had this stereotypical image of americans that's rude, loud, and arrogant? Today you came together to tell the world that "yup that's who we really are and what we aspire to be". Good job.
+jonathan preston You described America...
Kill Joy
Thank you for taking your time to prove my point.
Except Russia, because it seems like we're really into Putin liking U.S.
"Being inspired, encouraged, brave, bold and active in the progress of your future and everyone's future, depends on you. That's in your circle of influence." Great words for an awful day.
We need Jeff Goldblum more than ever now!!!
Ok. Is it weird that I simultaneously didn't understand a damn thing he said and still was inspired by it? Like he sounds like he's saying nothing but is so warm and kind.
This Jurassic Park quote is soo appropriate and very timely.... "LIFE FINDS A WAY"
I feel bad for Obama, 8 years of work for nothing once Trump begins to dismantle everything hes done.
Apart from Obama care what has he done??
Killed Osama Bin Laden
FSEffect no the military did that what else?
And who is the commander in chief of the military that gave the order to perform the operation?
Also, brokered a deal with Iran to prevent enriching uranium for nuclear weapons
saved the auto industry and brought you back from the brink of collapse during the recession. Better believe its time for recession 2.0 and this time Obama ain't here to save you. And don't give me the shit about slowest reovery in whatever because Romney promised to bring unemployment below 5 maybe even 6 was what he said can't 100% recall but he said that and you all cheered like that would be a massive victory but when Obama has done exactly that himself over the past 4 years you say oh it was sluggish and could have been faster. We're living in a post facts era they just don't matter anymore.
He started morphing into Mr. rogers towards the end.
Catherine tt NEVER could stand that fruity phony goldblum. what a turd.
AHAHHAAHAHAHHA
I always loved Fred Rogers.
Well I feel inspired to start selling snake oil because, apparently, people will buy it. :D
Avenger22 As long as you have a hideous blond hair-do and use Cheeto dust as lotion.
clever, and sadly true.
Duh!
...you are talking about Apple, right?
Only just now? A large portion our economy is based on it.
"No one ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American public." -P.T. Barnum
What a depressing day. If anyone has some words of hope please share 👍🏼
Suicide is always an option
You don't have to give up.
skatealex1 Canada is still a free country
Fuck off. There's not going to be a civil war. The democratic party will change, but leftists wanted that, too. The republican party must change because they just saddled themselves to a fuckwad outsider.
Thanks everyone. I hope the checks and balances in Government can keep Trump from doing anything too crazy. I will consider Canada but I'll try to give it sometime to see how things go.
WHERE IS JON STEWART WHEN WE NEED HIM????????
orbiting jupiter. probably.
The psychotic Stewart ran to his safe space.
I believe he said he was immigrating to Canada...lol
I think the rapture has just occurred.
This man ages better than fine wine. OI!!
Life finds a way
This should be titled "Jeff Goldblum Stroking his Ear."
We're laughing to hide our existential terror.
I know I've heard that before---is that a quote? What from?
I could use a hug from Jeff Goldblum right now. Love that crazy walking stick of a man.
Damn....thanks Jeff....great outlook.
his chaos theory in Jurassic park is best example of current situation.
Trump uh... finds a way?
I would rather take my chances with the T-Rex…
bloggs24 well yes. he found a way to surprise is through chaos and seems to know what to do to get votes. we just have to overcome this nonsense
how, like how so? What's your logic here?
you expect things to go one way(the logical way "Hillary becoming president") but something unexpected happens.
I need to be put in a coma for four years.
Those pod things from Interstellar are looking pretty awesome right about now!
itsonlysound yeah no kidding!!
Kendell Hires I m following you. ..
Sorry, you won't be able to afford life support for that long with Trumpcare.
MakRude G yeah that's true but a better candidate could come along I mean you never know.
I'm grabbing my shades cause I like to watch the world burn
Brown Dynamite fucking genius.
Muzill Khan cool guys don't look at explosions
Thanks joker WHERE THE HELL IS BATMAN
Edgedable with Martha.... oh wait..
Brown Dynamite They turn around and they walk awaaay
Jeff Goldblum for president.
I loved that Lord of the rings reference
Is Calv same
Guy I don't think you get it how can you be making jokes right now even on a comedy show
Mr. Tuow Pretty sure it's after the results. It was live on Showtime right? I might be wrong though
It was when Trump's win was very probable but not called. Hillary had not conceded by this point.
It's his job.
Edgedable Buckle update the next four years there's going to be many many many jokes like well have you ever seen the Titanic where the ship is sinking and the musicians are still playing music as the ship begins to sink people that tell jokes are going to tell jokes no matter what happens
duckificationish true but a trump presidency is going to have many opportunities to make jokes it may be a better time to be a political satirist then when George W Bush was president
I see a lot of myself in donnald trump. the thing is, I know I'm an idiot, and I didn't run for president.
Good man! :-)
Don't sell yourself short! trümp doesn't know he's an idiot. And you had the good sense to spare us from your presidency.
TheMagpie4Real 😂😂
COLTON DOUGHERTY I love your honesty
COLTON DOUGHERTY that makes you a smarter man than trump
The whole day my stomach has been in a knot.... I feel like I want to throw up everything I ate since yesterday.
Danny Palma same and I dont even live in the US.
I was studying in the library at my university: it's exams time. 80-90% of the people just got up and left within five minutes once it looked like he was about to win. Everyone I've talked to today is a combination of shocked and disgusted. I imagine it's very tense for (looking at the probable trajectory of the popular vote) most Americans right now.
dahalofreeek That means your so called educated friends can't think past the network news.
Danny Palma If everyone is feeling this way, who the fuck voted for Trump?
Nikki Beacth yeeees thats what im asking myself..
This guy really came through in this interview.
Jeff Goldblum has been a favourite of mine for many, many years. There's just something unique about him that I find utterly charming. I love the cadence of his speech, I don't think I've seen him in a role that I didn't like him in and his interviews are always interesting. By all accounts he's a complicated man in real life but I think it would be an interesting experience to meet him and share a conversation.
Love the cheers for being together!
Jeff Goldblum is an amazing individual
Why?
If you have to ask why....you're incapable of understanding. I pity you. Seriously.
wow, comeback when you want to be a little kinder
@@brambleq1236 eat yer hot pocket son
A person like Trump winning the Presidency... if that isn't the start of a Jeff Goldblum post-apocalyptic hellscape movie, nothing is.
I need at least 1 hour of Jeff Goldblum every day!
The world is more and more turning into Idiocracy. That's really sad.
Best wishes to all sane americans from Austria.
yes, we austrians know that...2016 can go and fvck itself already.
So true! Hopefully we'll be doing better with our elections this month...
Positive words, thank you for sharing.
i'm actually just surprised to find out Jeff Goldblum was actually acting as himself in Jurassic Park
And Invasion of the bodysnatchers!
Right?!
Herp Derp doesn't he act as himself in every movie basically?
Yeah, he plays a mean Jeff Goldblum in this clip
Life, uhh, you know, finds a way
I added this to my watch laters, because there are going to be times in
the next few years when I'm going to need this perspective, and god
willing, I'll have the strength to understand and carry on that
positive outlook.
Jeff Goldblum - he gets it.
The eye goes to Goldblum.
I can't tell if he's rambling or talking wisdom.
rj20za Because you are stupid
It's wisdom.
That's the trick of Jeff Goldblum. Ramble and sound like you're free associating, yet underneath it all are nuggets of insight and wisdom. ;-)
It's the Goldblum way of speaking :)
@@harlynngrey4441 As are you
I was staying away from election results, but then I saw the Mexican Peso tanked to an all-time low, and I knew ....
Why would you be excited for the tax cuts? They don't help you. The only people they're going to help are big multinational corporations who have no intention of ever bringing their business back anyway. Not when they can get dirt cheap labor for practically pennies elsewhere. And all they're going to do is pocket that shit.
Oh? are you making 100k++ a year?
if not you're not seeing any significant tax cuts.
Jackgar, that's exactly why Trump wants to renegotiate all of our trade deals. Raise import fees then the companies are sitting in a situation where they pay the same no matter where they have there business. That will entice them to bring the jobs back home where they have skilled laborers just waiting for jobs to be created. Damn it people, if half of you would've educated yourselves on all of his proposals we wouldn't even be bickering right now, we'd all be happy that Trump is in and we might finally see the trend of outsourcing come to a stop.
no trump dosent like regulation
john doe Regulation isn't the same as trade deals. Regulation controls what we do here in the US, trade deals, handles what we do as far as import/export fees to other countries.
Thanks you, Jeff!
Jeff is such an amazing person, it's always a delight to hear him! :)
Interested to see him in Thor Ragnarok... Also, John Batiste must have perfect pitch to just figure out what key Jeff was in. Wow
Damn. Jeff is inspiring. " and what's bad gets gone" that is really cool.
we shocked a man who literally fought aliens, dinosaurs, and cocaine.
Yeah, Trump-turd has that effect. I remember Jeff Goldblum further back, from the Movie 'The Fly'. Hello from 2018!
A man who ACTED. Nothing more. If he raced real aliens or dinosaurs he'd curl up in a ball and suck on his thumb.
Be optimistic but not oblivious -- be observant. And don't wait to ask, don't wait to speak -- if you have a question, chances are ten other people within touching distance have it too, and you benefit all of them along with yourself when you voice it.
Can Jeff Golfblum be president?
class act.
We can all hope
Going into hibernation for four years... I hope there's still an American left when I wake up
Grant McCarty i suggest you stock up on english to russian and how to russian just on case
love it. love it so much 😀
Grant McCarty make it eight years
LoL :D :D
Grant McCarty dont wake up
I thought he was going to explain chaos theory like in Jurassic park lol
Did anyone catch that - knock on wood thing? @ 2:15 - accepting something?? - so subtle - so brash
Goldblum is So hip to life - ok i am old - he is something that carries thru all generations
But Jon coming in at the end with Jeff was beautiful
Dudes, forget the election, forget politics in general, hell, forget America; someone get Jeff Goldblum a fucking tailor right now!
Well, the great experiment has failed, it was fun while it lasted
Jeff knows how to take stressful/disturbing moments and conceptualize them into a digestible form. His talent eases suffering and brings a sense of joy.
I really like jeff goldblum, he's taking up a very neutral standpoint, and he's basically saying this didn't turn out how he'd hoped it would, but he's still going to be happy and just deal with it... which is admirable in a room where everyone is seemingly freaking out about it
I miss Bernie Sanders.
I'm quite scared. And I'm not even American.
Good, because the stock market just crashed. The Mexican peso is at an all-time low. You SHOULD be afraid.
Priyokumar Ningthoujam don't worry mate, we still have China, india and the south east Asia and Europe we don't need America to trade with
SarcastiComm.K I'm American, and I fear for the world.
Gundam Heavyarms don't worry like what the whole has done multiple times to rogue nations, banded to get to boycott that nation than take it down and call it the world's bitch for awhile
Dude he is not a Mexican, but you would have known the difference if you would have read a book or went to school in your life or just pulled yourself out of Fox News's ass.
Hey the world didn't end. We need to unite as a country now.
U3X6785 Yeah, let's unite with the fascists!
It's a nice change from uniting with the socialists.
Lets all rally around the burning cross. Hell no, I heard "He ain't my president" so much the past few elections, I'm saying it about this one.
bigdowdos Yeah, stupid people who want equality. Pfft, equality is for people in yurop, with their Shariah law, but not in my country, over my dead body. The day some libtard gets healthcare I'm storming the whitehouse with mah guns and takig back the Power to the people!!! MURICA!
Dude, they're in power, we need to work with them.
These reactions, so wonderful to see.
I love Jeff Goldblum he is so weird.
Ive always liked that guy. Independence day was a hell of a movie
I like this interview it felt very genuine.
Well said, Mr. Goldblum.
this must be the most awkward and sadest episode of The Late Show EVER
I feel sick. like ive been punched in the chest. I'm terrified.
I can't fall asleep. Just thinking about all the immigrates whose lives will be ruined...
Rio De Janeiro Republicans won everything, but have some faith on Republicans. They shouldn't be enemies, Republicans and Democrats, but colleagues who need each other.
Don't want Shadenfraude Let's just hope tha the republican congress can keep Donald in-line until democrats regain senate control in 2018.
Republicans aren't the problem. we're all people and I don't mind people who disagree with me. I live in south Texas and trump becoming president validates all the bigots here. they all think that means it's okay to be hateful. I, and my friends, are in very real danger now. and I am absolutely terrified.
to be fair a good chunk of Republicans are against Trump's bullshit policies/sanctions/agendas and are ashamed that they're having this man be the face of their party this election season
I'm not even a Republican but I can feel for these guys to have someone nobody with a brain likes as your frontrunner
Jeff Goldblum: A gift to the world we often do not deserve, but so desperately need.
It's impossible to dislike Jeff Goldblum.
Setting the pathway to Fallout Earth.
When do we start production of Power Armor and Plasma Rifles?
Hopefully before the Deathclaws starts showing up.
Ave true to Caesar
Join the NCR!
I'm meeting Deacon at the Railroad.
Had he explained chaos theory like in Jurassic Park, it all would have made sense.
i love you so much. good luck.
Dude cannot stop being Awesome. Ian Malcolm, YESS!!!
Jeff is someone I would love to drink with.
As I'm ready these comments, a lot you guys are missing the point of what he's trying to say
Maybe so, but .... if so, it'd be useful if you described what his points were....
Watch the video and discern for yourself
breathe in silence for a while and you will understand. (or... google 'mindfulness')
The singing at the end was.. amazing. Thanks Geff!
Jeff has a unique level of wisdom lol
already had a trump related nightmare. just 4 more years
How many Justices do you think he can choose in a Republican congress in 4 years
***** RBG and Anthony Kennedy
are in their 80s and Stephen Breyer is getting there too
as comparison, Antonin Scalia died at 79
that means that he could fill in possibly 4 seats assuming the Justices over 80 die in the next 4 years
and they will be young, and they will be as conservative as possible, and they will be there for a long time given the advancements in modern medicine
RBJ hated Trump
if she dies and Trump replaces her, I don't know if I'll be able to take it
Lesley Flores I can't hear his voice anymore 😯😯😢😧😧
Actually, if you consider in January 20, 2021 at minimum, that's 4 years, 2 months, 10 days. If Trump gets a second term, it would be January 20, 2025: that's 8 years, 2 months, 10 days. Smidge under 3000 days.
Enjoy! I know I will. :)
We thought this election was the craziest circus. But now it seems like only a sideshow to the main piece :/
I was waiting for: "Th-th-the essence, ah, of Chaos." --Dr. Ian Malcolm.
I love Jeff Goldblum! :) One of my favorite actors!