Jose has some amazing retorts. In a segment reviewing a mediocre sketch that Jose wrote, Conan complained that it went on for nine minutes. Jose’s defense was “It only FELT like nine minutes.” th-cam.com/video/c9lKE8Wryj8/w-d-xo.htmlsi=ISJ7oldMEmtFpxho
"They allow us to use the restroom in that restaurant" - Doctor Arroyo is such a good alter ego. He's the Doctor Nick Riviera of modern podcastery. More of him, pleeeease.
hes really good. he shouldve done more with that "pet-grooming"-line, he couldve said something like "i do pet-grooming on the side". this wouldve opened a whole line of "get out of jail"-comebacks whenever he draws a blank (< "i butt-dialed you at 4am and i heard commotion", etc..)
What makes this bit work is that Conan plays it straight. While Sona is cracking up, Conan continues to act as if he's having a legitimate conversation with his doctor. Both make a brilliant team and I love that Conan knows when to be the clown and when to let others shine
So many treasures, but the final line encapsulates just how easy and layered the humor is: "do you know how to get home" "yes, of course, yes! the bus is right there."
@@hejoric It's just a silly non sequitur (response that has nothing to do with the question) He's answering a question about where with an answer about when. I think the funny part is the subtext that he's avoiding answering the question cause it's implied that the character probably didn't go to medical school.
This is why I love Conan and his team. They didn't have to do this, but everyone loved Dr. Arroyo so much, they serve us 19 minutes of a cracked in-character interview. So good!
Dr. Arroyo saved my life. I showed up at his clinic (Chili's) with a rash, and he nearly leapt over his table to perform CPR on me. I did not even know my heart had stopped, and I was very surprised to learn that CPR is done with karate chops. Needless to say, my rash went away four weeks later. I'm only able to write this comment today thanks to his extensive training at doctor school.
It's not a doctor school, it is Doctorschool-auf-mainkopf, in southern Bavaria. Famous for its mountain springs rich in sulfur, known cure for hiccups and leprosy.
That was hilarious! Loiter around outside Conan's podcast building and maybe he'll hire you if you tackle him on the way to his car and break into some improv. I hear he likes and admires go getters like that! 😂
Accomplishments: 1. Went to a secret private Doctor school (not in the United States) 2. Did graduate at the top 100% of his class. 3. Gives excellent first opinion for any medical thing 4. Goes to the patient instead of patients going to him 5. Often meets at restaurants to make sure the patients (and he) eats healthy 6. Excellent use of restaurant washroom to keep himself spick and span, (believes in saving water) 7. Has a lot of time. 8. Always available. 9. Charges $19 for consultation (will return the change too) 10. IR doesn't know a thing about him and he would like to keep it that way. 11. Gets better everyday 12. Respects the Hippopotamus oath. 13. Conan is alive because of him. 14. Most affordable doctor. 15. Commutes by bus as he believes in efficient pubic* transportation.
@@RhapsodyinGlue hahahaha if Dr. Aroyo reads this then he will personally travel the 7 seas to come 'TAKE' my pulse. Which he has full consent to do so. 🤣
The guy is literally a cartoon character: the body language, the face, the dialogue, his story. One of the best characters and people Conan has brought to the show in his career.
@@evolutionstationmusic2559 again you are wrong. smh. he is affordable not good. you dont need expensive things all the time. especially something like health
@kainkabil6393 I mean, when you are shopping, you might say a cheaper option is a better one. And thus, by the transitive rule, when we say Dr. Arroyo is cheap we are also saying that Dr. Arroyo is good.
@@gorlbagepile Conan asks: "as a young man growing uuup..." wanting to know where he grow up, but just get's an affirmative: "yes, I grew up" sort of thing
@@gorlbagepileI interpreted it more as Dr. Arroyo demonstrating that he has *zero* understanding of human growth and development....to the point that he is perplexed at the very notion of it.
@@syedarmaghanhassan4652 goodwill, the thrift store. Don't need a fancy car to bring you there.. was tying into his sleeping on a bus and doing exams in a gas station bathroom.
How the hell is conan not laughing this whole segment? The whole room is dying, everyone watching is just constant laughter, and conan somehow plays the straight man for 20 solid minutes
The more times I listen to it, I feel that this might be the greatest 20- minutes of improv master class of all time. And great job by Matt and Sona too.
I'm a longtime fan of Conan and generally chuckle when listening to his podcast these days...but THIS banter between the two of them had me literally laughing out loud the entire time. Full on belly laughs. Love this guy!!!!
This is a masterclass in improv, you can tell all Conan told him before they started recording was "be in character for this" and they both improv for 20 minutes
@@LAFC. I think the biggest thing that gives it away is that they're not breaking character which is probably a lot harder than it seems to do, especially for 20 minutes.
@@LAFC.Rewatch it again, but this time pay attention to their body language. Whenever Conan is about to finish his line, he will often look up directly at Arrojo or nod his head of point at him, and Arrojo will do the same thing with his eyebrows or other quick gestures or putting the accent on specific words. The very first bit they do about the name of the clinic is a simple example of that. As per Sona's "character", I mean no offense to her, but her job is to just sit there and laugh.
“I felt a calling to heal, to be of service, to… be paid in cash.” Thanks Team Coco for this gem of a video. I’d trust my life with Dr. Arroyo in a Wendy’s bathroom any day!
As a physician watching this between patients I am dying in my office. I loved his role during the Hot Ones video and this follow-up visit was just what the doctor ordered!
Now you’ve done it, by typing that you’re “dying” in your office, beware. Dr. Arroyo may suddenly pop up to provide an involuntary checkup. He will probably drag you out of your medical clinic and go to a restaurant where the restroom will have everything he needs to treat you.
I just love it when doctors have a sense of humor, use it, apply it and appreciate it. My doctor at Hopkins when I was 9 not only saved my life because he went to "doctor school" but also because he spent time with me, we told jokes back n forth, played card games, read books and of course had heart to heart talks. I loved that man and God bless his wife and family (I say this because many times he had to be pulled away from her and them to be there in an emergency situation) for us. He could only invite a small number of patients to his retirement party and I felt honored that me and my family were one of those. You could pick us out in this very prestigious black tie event because my family was the one wearing jeans... 😂 You know who you are Dr. Blank blank of pediatric allergy/immunology, my family and I are forever grateful! ♥️ So speaking on behalf of patients - thank you dear physician for all that you do. Don't think what you do goes unappreciated because those of us who lived - never forget what you've done for us. Much love to you and yours! ❤ (Yes I know this 'doctor' in the video is a writer of Conans and this is a bit, lol. I'm speaking directly to the gentleman who left this comment. 😊)
Seth Meyers is also really good about this. He’s got all kinds of segments on his show dedicated to his writers. “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell”, “Surprise Inspection”, and “Amber Says What” are my fav. Big reason why Conan and Seth are my favorite talk show hosts
@@JamoonXerxesSauber The line is from Simpsons season 4, episode 11 (Homer Gets a Triple Bypass), and Conan was a writer at the time, so it's possible that it was his.
Dr. Arroyo is an amazing doctor. He helped to deliver my baby last week. I don't have a wife, and I didn't know I had got someone pregnant. But he delivered the baby to my house, said the baby was kinda healthy, gave me a bottle of rum to help me sleep at night if the baby cried, and also a 50-dollar bill. Thank you so much, doctor. The rum is fantastic
Gosh I've already watched, re-watched, laughed, re-laughed at this convo for like 7 brilliant times. I know this conversation almost by heart by now. Like the Kevin Nealon episode was the episode of 2023 for me, DR. Aroyo is definitely the person of the year 2024! Can't believe - was that a full improv? Yes, the "PULSE" line must be the line of the year!
I was one of his patients last year. His number was kinda difficult to get since one of the main ways to get it was through a hidden subreddit. But when I called him about my aches, he told me that I had a deficiency in carbohydrates and sodium. We met at Olive Garden. Thank you Dr. Arroyo!
As a physician myself who also took the hippopotamus oath I tip my hat to the good but inexpensive Doctor as he represents the finest qualities in American medical care namely he is accessible. The only thing that limits him is finding a restaurant open at all hours.
That was so nice of Dr. Arroyo to even give Conan a $1 discount on this visit while he totally didn’t have to. Goes to show how generous of a doctor he is
He was giving me some Bob Einstein (who was the absolute master of deadpan) vibes with how good he was, even with Sona and Gourley laughing the whole damn time.
Almost everyone connected to Conan becomes famous. Sona, Gourley, Schlansky as well as some of his other staff and now Dr. Arroyo. The most affordable Doctor that graduated at the top 100% of his Doctor School.
Several writing staff interns have gone on to become noted actors or writers including Vanessa Bayer, John Krasinski, Mindy Kaling, Ellie Kemper and Jack McBrayer.
This needs to be an ongoing bit. Bring him in as different characters. Conan’s personal mechanic, chef, yoga instructor, etc.. He delivered laughter to over 9 million people which honestly makes him more accomplished as a doctor than most. ❤
I was a patient of Dr. Arroyo, and I can vouch for his legitimacy. I came to him with a fractured leg, and he told me that I "was made of sterner stuff." Additionally, he reminded me that sticks and stones may break my bones, but words could never hurt me. It really boosted my morale! My leg is kind of crooked now and sort of just dangling there, but I got a major confidence boost! And only for $10.99!
This is a wonderful free 20 minute improv class
What do you mean improv? He’s not a real doctor?
@@hahasimphe is not
@@ahmedsuleiman5283 NO WAY! I don't believe you!
@@dankpepe2110it's true! But if you want a second opinion....
@@Leo-sd3jt Yeah we will need a second opinion on that
Props to Dr. Arroyo for not disclosing the location of our Doctor School. The Alma motto is "Not continental, but confidential"
😂😂😂
oh you know him too 😂
i bet it is the University of Science
How would you know what the motto is? Were you able to look it up?
@@ruscopcoltrain He said OUR Doctor school.
This is 1,000% the best yes-and improv I've ever seen. They move the comedy so well together and is just pure master-class.
"I thought you said TAKE my pulse, like take it away" is one of the best lines I've ever heard. What a brilliant improv line. I was crying laughing
Then you said "no no" and then I had to touch you lightly. This whole section killed me. Dr Arroyo at it again.
Not improv
Jose has some amazing retorts. In a segment reviewing a mediocre sketch that Jose wrote, Conan complained that it went on for nine minutes. Jose’s defense was “It only FELT like nine minutes.”
th-cam.com/video/c9lKE8Wryj8/w-d-xo.htmlsi=ISJ7oldMEmtFpxho
😂
@@donbingo8523 it definitely is lol
He’s so quick lmao. A hilarious answer for everything Conan throws at him. 10/10 comedian
sounds like jordan's brother
And that’s why he’s been writing for Conan for years 😄
"They allow us to use the restroom in that restaurant" - Doctor Arroyo is such a good alter ego. He's the Doctor Nick Riviera of modern podcastery. More of him, pleeeease.
Comedian? He's a DOCTOR! An affordable one at that!
hes really good. he shouldve done more with that "pet-grooming"-line, he couldve said something like "i do pet-grooming on the side". this wouldve opened a whole line of "get out of jail"-comebacks whenever he draws a blank (< "i butt-dialed you at 4am and i heard commotion", etc..)
What makes this bit work is that Conan plays it straight. While Sona is cracking up, Conan continues to act as if he's having a legitimate conversation with his doctor. Both make a brilliant team and I love that Conan knows when to be the clown and when to let others shine
Exactly! He's usually the goof riffing with the rigid character. He played it so cool here
😮😮
Conan just wants everyone to be funny and he’ll do whatever it takes to make it happen. I love his passion for comedy.
"I thought you said (take my pulse) like take it away" had me rolling 😂😂
Yea I legit did a spit take....got orange juice all over my computer screen 🤣
lmao even Conan cracked at that 🤣
Easily the best line of the video
On hot ones when he took Conan’s pulse and said, “yeah, it’s there,” I was crying laughing
Right?!?😂😂😂
Lmfaoo he’s graduated at the top 100% of his class. 😂
This man is hilarious.
Right there with ya!!
From the country's top med school
@@nour2146 Don't you mean doctor school
@@nour2146 Doctor school, like an honorary Ph.D. program.
😂😂
So many treasures, but the final line encapsulates just how easy and layered the humor is:
"do you know how to get home"
"yes, of course, yes! the bus is right there."
The best affordable doctor in the world
He’s really very affordable!
He has an office in desert...sometimes, when he's not in a restaurant
yeah its there
I went to school with him
He swore the hypocritical oath
“Im a wonderful first opinion” is a great quote 😂
Conan was fighting it back so hard after he said that.
That one was it for me 😂
What's ironic is that he met Conan when he needed a second opinion outside the Mayo Clinic (pronounced as in "cinco de mayo").
very woody allen-esque
And the hook and ladder is.."Perhaps you should you get a second oppinion" after he beats his patients up. The best humor Ive seen in a while.
"Take my pulse away" XD XD Jose is incredible, not just a great writer but wonderful at improv!!!
Jose? Writer? This is Dr. Arroyo, graduated top 100% of his class in doctor school, show some respect
I don’t think I’ll ever forget the line
“Where did you go to medical school?”
“1998”😂😂😂😂
😂😂
So Classic!!
Mind explaining the joke pls
@@hejoric watch the hot ones episode
@@hejoric It's just a silly non sequitur (response that has nothing to do with the question) He's answering a question about where with an answer about when. I think the funny part is the subtext that he's avoiding answering the question cause it's implied that the character probably didn't go to medical school.
“Are you alive? You’re welcome.”
Sounds like a great ad slogan.
That was a very Tony Stark moment.
Your neighbors and community needs you. Change must come 🔥 th-cam.com/video/EUgUuY_2VO8/w-d-xo.htmlsi=rnDHRORrwZa3Atjj
13:33 for the timestamp btw
I’ve watched this about 15 times and every time I feel better and better that Conan’s health is in the hands of such a great man. Thank you Dr Arroyo
Incredible improv. That “take my pulse” joke was brilliant.
My absolute favorite--"take your pulse"
Literally 😂
he should collab with nathan fielder, who graduated from one of canada's top business schools with really good grades.
Conan actually broke at that line.
This is why I love Conan and his team. They didn't have to do this, but everyone loved Dr. Arroyo so much, they serve us 19 minutes of a cracked in-character interview. So good!
$1 per minute!
How did he stay in character with all the laughs coming from everyone else. Brilliant piece.
They didn't have to and I'm glad they did but I'd imagine getting a load of new listeners over from Hot Ones to the podcast made this a no-brainer
@@OrokaMeron Very affordable
I don’t know who was better Dr Arroyo for being so lightning quick with every response or Conan for not laughing ONE TIME in this whole 20 minutes
Can't wait for the spin-off series Dr. Arroyo Needs a Patient
In cash!
Dr. Arroyo Needs a Patient Preferably As Soon As Possible Maybe In The Next Hour Please
Lmaooooo id watch that 🤣🤣🤣
actually genius idea😂
Yesss
Dr. Arroyo saved my life. I showed up at his clinic (Chili's) with a rash, and he nearly leapt over his table to perform CPR on me. I did not even know my heart had stopped, and I was very surprised to learn that CPR is done with karate chops. Needless to say, my rash went away four weeks later. I'm only able to write this comment today thanks to his extensive training at doctor school.
It's not a doctor school, it is Doctorschool-auf-mainkopf, in southern Bavaria. Famous for its mountain springs rich in sulfur, known cure for hiccups and leprosy.
That was hilarious! Loiter around outside Conan's podcast building and maybe he'll hire you if you tackle him on the way to his car and break into some improv. I hear he likes and admires go getters like that! 😂
Thank God you have enough cash around too
very good
@@csmlouisit was just $19
11:33 - The "I walked out of that mobile pet grooming van..." line from Dr. Arroyo does not get enough love!!!
I can't believe no one has picked up that he is a pet groomer. 😂
Accomplishments:
1. Went to a secret private Doctor school (not in the United States)
2. Did graduate at the top 100% of his class.
3. Gives excellent first opinion for any medical thing
4. Goes to the patient instead of patients going to him
5. Often meets at restaurants to make sure the patients (and he) eats healthy
6. Excellent use of restaurant washroom to keep himself spick and span, (believes in saving water)
7. Has a lot of time.
8. Always available.
9. Charges $19 for consultation (will return the change too)
10. IR doesn't know a thing about him and he would like to keep it that way.
11. Gets better everyday
12. Respects the Hippopotamus oath.
13. Conan is alive because of him.
14. Most affordable doctor.
15. Commutes by bus as he believes in efficient pubic* transportation.
That’s a great LinkedIn profile
@@murilodutra4887 his linkedin display picture says #available all the time.
hhahahaha!
The work put into this comment deserves 100% of the likes made for it.
@@RhapsodyinGlue hahahaha if Dr. Aroyo reads this then he will personally travel the 7 seas to come 'TAKE' my pulse. Which he has full consent to do so. 🤣
To me one of the best lines was “how does that help me?” “Well it gets you out of the house” lol
I was dead lol. These guys are legendary!
dr arroyo meeting Jordan would break the internet
I thought about this too! But this could be like Crossing The Streams in Ghostbusters!
Dr Arroyo will prepare Jordan's body in various ways 😂
@@saki369420😂😂😂😂
He already sounds like Jordan
They kinda have, the actor is a long term Conan writer
The guy is literally a cartoon character: the body language, the face, the dialogue, his story. One of the best characters and people Conan has brought to the show in his career.
He is Doctor Nick from the Simpsons where Conan was a writer.
Also, very Lionel Hutz. Also, from the Simpsons.
@@R_C420 Very Dr. Spaceman from 30 Rock, as well. Doctor Nick is still the GOAT for describing the absurdity of flammable/inflammable. What a country!
He does have a Simpsons vibe
I don't know if he actually has a lazy eye or can do that on purpose, but it's a major boost to the character.
This guy has been Conans, producer and writer for 18 years… Absolutely brilliant character
This is clearly his doctor
@@Mowmauf my apologies. you are right. and a good one at that. anyone who knows the hippopotamus oath is for real.
@@evolutionstationmusic2559 again you are wrong. smh. he is affordable not good. you dont need expensive things all the time. especially something like health
@kainkabil6393 I mean, when you are shopping, you might say a cheaper option is a better one. And thus, by the transitive rule, when we say Dr. Arroyo is cheap we are also saying that Dr. Arroyo is good.
@@kainkabil6393 I digress in your direction.
"UP?" underrated line
I don't understand what the joke is here....
@@gorlbagepile Conan asks: "as a young man growing uuup..." wanting to know where he grow up, but just get's an affirmative: "yes, I grew up" sort of thing
@@stessemandahhhhh okay okay
@@gorlbagepileI interpreted it more as Dr. Arroyo demonstrating that he has *zero* understanding of human growth and development....to the point that he is perplexed at the very notion of it.
I was scrolling down looking for this. It was hilarious.
His delivery of, "You don't need a Rolls Royce to take you to the...Goodwill," was hysterical.
What did that mean though? "Taking to the goodwill"?
@@syedarmaghanhassan4652 goodwill, the thrift store. Don't need a fancy car to bring you there.. was tying into his sleeping on a bus and doing exams in a gas station bathroom.
@@antedote1 haha.. oh I see.. thank you man.. it's very kind of you to let me know.. Now I can also understand and enjoy the joke.. where u from?
I almost wish he said ".... pharmacy"
@@garrettmillard525 i think I thiught the same thing!
How the hell is conan not laughing this whole segment? The whole room is dying, everyone watching is just constant laughter, and conan somehow plays the straight man for 20 solid minutes
Conan will do anything as long as it’s funny. He knew playing the straight man would be funny.
What’s to laugh about? This is a very serious interview with Conan’s VERY affordable doctor
Conan's been having medical consultations with him for 7 years so he's used to it
Same 😂. I died
He almost broke when he said he’s a wonderful first opinion 😂
At the very beginning. "I want a second opinion! And I ran in and it was you.". That succinct answer is too precious!
DR ARROYO IS MY FAVORITE MEDICAL DOCTOR
Yeah, he's SO cost effective!
He’s the kind of doctor the Big Health don’t want you to have.
@@D.S.handle They hate how efficient he is due to working out in the desert.
> > DR. SPACEMAN has left the chat...
He went to doctor school and graduated top 100%
The fact that this is not scripted, and he’s doing this all on the spot…. Brilliant
Welcome to Team Coco! Crazy to think this stared almost 40 years ago and Conan is almost 77! ❤
@@zaz214 wtf lol, i had to google that. he's 61
The more times I listen to it, I feel that this might be the greatest 20- minutes of improv master class of all time. And great job by Matt and Sona too.
The interviews that Spinal Tap give are hilarious, and never scripted.
Bro he's so effortlessly funny. We need more of him please!
He just makes it LOOK easy.
"Graduated in the top 100% of my class" is a great line. I'm going to borrow that.
I'm a longtime fan of Conan and generally chuckle when listening to his podcast these days...but THIS banter between the two of them had me literally laughing out loud the entire time. Full on belly laughs. Love this guy!!!!
He’s extra talented!
He’s our Patch Adams during these tough times.
This is a masterclass in improv, you can tell all Conan told him before they started recording was "be in character for this" and they both improv for 20 minutes
How can you tell? What gave it away?
To me it just seems like the obvious thing to do. Everyone is in character including jordan and sona etc...
@@LAFC.They're using specific improv strategies
@@LAFC. I think the biggest thing that gives it away is that they're not breaking character which is probably a lot harder than it seems to do, especially for 20 minutes.
@@LAFC.Rewatch it again, but this time pay attention to their body language.
Whenever Conan is about to finish his line, he will often look up directly at Arrojo or nod his head of point at him, and Arrojo will do the same thing with his eyebrows or other quick gestures or putting the accent on specific words. The very first bit they do about the name of the clinic is a simple example of that.
As per Sona's "character", I mean no offense to her, but her job is to just sit there and laugh.
@@LAFC.I think this is 40% scripted and 60% pure improv
“I felt a calling to heal, to be of service, to… be paid in cash.”
Thanks Team Coco for this gem of a video. I’d trust my life with Dr. Arroyo in a Wendy’s bathroom any day!
When he responds to Matt “I think you should get a second opinion”. Brilliant and quick
the subtle "i have time" implying he has no clients to work with besides Conan, this guy is great
Also, the absurdity in stating you have time to talk to 90 million people is hillarious.
He also has Matt. Which he "makes" time for.
@@LordKingKamiGuru9 million not 90 million.
As a physician watching this between patients I am dying in my office. I loved his role during the Hot Ones video and this follow-up visit was just what the doctor ordered!
Now you’ve done it, by typing that you’re “dying” in your office, beware. Dr. Arroyo may suddenly pop up to provide an involuntary checkup. He will probably drag you out of your medical clinic and go to a restaurant where the restroom will have everything he needs to treat you.
If you’re dying I know a doctor that could help, very affordable also
@@chilepeulla Make sure he brings gerbils
@@chilepeullaHe will give change as well, most doctors don’t do that! Value for money 💵
I just love it when doctors have a sense of humor, use it, apply it and appreciate it. My doctor at Hopkins when I was 9 not only saved my life because he went to "doctor school" but also because he spent time with me, we told jokes back n forth, played card games, read books and of course had heart to heart talks. I loved that man and God bless his wife and family (I say this because many times he had to be pulled away from her and them to be there in an emergency situation) for us. He could only invite a small number of patients to his retirement party and I felt honored that me and my family were one of those. You could pick us out in this very prestigious black tie event because my family was the one wearing jeans... 😂
You know who you are Dr. Blank blank of pediatric allergy/immunology, my family and I are forever grateful! ♥️
So speaking on behalf of patients - thank you dear physician for all that you do. Don't think what you do goes unappreciated because those of us who lived - never forget what you've done for us. Much love to you and yours! ❤
(Yes I know this 'doctor' in the video is a writer of Conans and this is a bit, lol. I'm speaking directly to the gentleman who left this comment. 😊)
Conan has the best survival rate of Dr. Arroyo’s patients.
Please please make dr arroyo a permanent character in some form.
no no hes a real doctor graduated from doctor school, hes busy saving people
@@starxhilmie And busy speaking with the 9 million people who question his credentials.
I think if Conan still had the late night show, he would definitely make him a recurring character.
He's a permanent character in our hearts.
YES!!!!!
The fact that he give conan a dollar change just proves how affordable Dr. Arroyo is, truly one of the doctors of all time
He is easily one of the doctors
Definitely the most recent
Nice. lol
That dollar has seen a lot of
🤣
"I thought you said TAKE my pulse. Like take it away"
Arroyo is so damn hilarious.
Only Conan gives this much screentime,platform and appreciation to his writers and everyone who works with him
He’s all about comedy. He’s not self serving like other talk show host.
Unfortunate that Colbert isn't giving Brian Stack the screentime he deserves
Seth Meyers is also really good about this. He’s got all kinds of segments on his show dedicated to his writers. “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell”, “Surprise Inspection”, and “Amber Says What” are my fav. Big reason why Conan and Seth are my favorite talk show hosts
This is like an improv duel, i dont know how they keep their faces straight 😂😂😂
Haha ikr they'll be studying this for centuries
“I thought you said *TAKE* my pulse” had me IN TEARSSSS
This feels like an interrogation and they're trying to take away his doctor license.... I stand with you Dr. Arroyo!
We truly are living in clown world if they take away his license. That man is a medical treasure.
@@brianbagnall3029 they're questioning his unorthodoxed methods. Ridiculous
He could always reprint it from his flash drive 😂.
@@jjhaya lol! Chat GPT University makes it so easy to reprint your degree
We're here for you Dr. Arroyo!!
“You can look it up. If you ever find it.” is such a funny line.
At what time, in the interview, did he say that? Never mind, I'll watch it again, at least, a dozen times, it was that good! 😅
@@pats5375it's on 4:04 you're welcome 😊.
@@pats53754:00
@@pats5375it’s at 4:05
@@pats5375 4:05
I have listened to this so many times that I can no longer remember how to pronounce Mayo.
"hippopotamus oath" im dying 😂
FYI: Homer Simpson actually said that line about 20 seasons ago. I was eagerly hoping it would get used here.
Call Dr Arroyo ASAP.
@@palaceofwisdom9448 was conan writing for them back then or was that 90s he wrote for them?
@@JamoonXerxesSauber The line is from Simpsons season 4, episode 11 (Homer Gets a Triple Bypass), and Conan was a writer at the time, so it's possible that it was his.
"We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker."
"Could you dumb it down a shade?"
this feels like a masterclass in "yes, and" improv
Dude, when he said "Up?!" I realized this guy is almost as funny as Conan.
Dr. Arroyo is an amazing doctor. He helped to deliver my baby last week. I don't have a wife, and I didn't know I had got someone pregnant.
But he delivered the baby to my house, said the baby was kinda healthy, gave me a bottle of rum to help me sleep at night if the baby cried, and also a 50-dollar bill.
Thank you so much, doctor.
The rum is fantastic
Son of a bitch does make house calls. 🤬
Keep practicing your English, mate.
@@one-eyepadidally8449you’re not smart or clever, just annoying.
Congrats on the new baby. Dr. Arroyo is a miracle worker
I like to say that Dr. Arroyo always delivers . . . just not what you might think.
“I felt a calling to heal, to be of service, to be paid in CASH, and it all came true” Dr. Arroyo is truly the best doctor!
"... I walked out of that mobile pet-grooming van..." - I am peeing my pants laughing😂
It's so beautiful when people achieve their dreams
The most affordable* doctor.
I mean, as a native spanish speaker that mayo part made me realize i was about to watch a truly professional in action...
From being a French artiste to an attorney to a chief justice, Dr. Arroyo has come a long way. Those Doctor school classes sure have paid off!
He has come a long way. By bus.
He has also been designing Iphones th-cam.com/video/n7-RetY7fGo/w-d-xo.html
Ghustavoh!!!
also Darth Maul
Any profession is an upgrade from being French anything 🤮.
I love how Matt and Sona have 100% given up on trying to be serious or keeping the show on track and now just go with Conan's shenanigans.
I just watched the Hot Ones today and watching Sean just react with surprise was amazing.
Matt and Sona were ever tried to keep the show on track? I must have missed that.
They're getting paid to listen to some of the funniest things ever!!!! dream job!
Watched this countless times and still burst out laughing. ‘Hippopotamus’ oath 😂😂😂😂
“I thought you said … TAKE my pulse… as in ‘take it away.’”
"I am a WONDERFUL ... first opinion."
Just KILLER work.
Gosh I've already watched, re-watched, laughed, re-laughed at this convo for like 7 brilliant times.
I know this conversation almost by heart by now.
Like the Kevin Nealon episode was the episode of 2023 for me, DR. Aroyo is definitely the person of the year 2024!
Can't believe - was that a full improv?
Yes, the "PULSE" line must be the line of the year!
I was one of his patients last year. His number was kinda difficult to get since one of the main ways to get it was through a hidden subreddit. But when I called him about my aches, he told me that I had a deficiency in carbohydrates and sodium. We met at Olive Garden. Thank you Dr. Arroyo!
"TAKE my pulse... like take it away" that was hilarious!
I was listening the podcast at work and I couldn’t control myself, just laugh out loud with that one!
As a physician myself who also took the hippopotamus oath I tip my hat to the good but inexpensive Doctor as he represents the finest qualities in American medical care namely he is accessible. The only thing that limits him is finding a restaurant open at all hours.
That was so nice of Dr. Arroyo to even give Conan a $1 discount on this visit while he totally didn’t have to. Goes to show how generous of a doctor he is
That straight face and crazy eyes.. What a LEGEND!
Wow! I can’t believe this guy wrote for Conan - none of his writers perform so naturally and patiently. Flawless, what talent!
He doesn't break character the entire time - it's so great to see Dr. Arroyo talk more about experiences after having gone through doctor school.
True, not everyone can graduate in the top 100% of their class afterall.
what do you mean, character? He is a doctor! He graduated doctor school!
Almost broke at 15:02 with the dirty labcoat!! 🤣🤣
Ok, i get why he has been in Conan's writer staff for so many years. Quick wit, deadpan delivery..
He was giving me some Bob Einstein (who was the absolute master of deadpan) vibes with how good he was, even with Sona and Gourley laughing the whole damn time.
Conan broke when Jose dropped the "Take your
Pulse" retort. This is
Andy Daly level brilliance.
I love it when Conan interviews actual working professionals like Dr Arroyo, so humble 🙏
Almost everyone connected to Conan becomes famous. Sona, Gourley, Schlansky as well as some of his other staff and now Dr. Arroyo. The most affordable Doctor that graduated at the top 100% of his Doctor School.
Several writing staff interns have gone on to become noted actors or writers including Vanessa Bayer, John Krasinski, Mindy Kaling, Ellie Kemper and Jack McBrayer.
If you really think those 5 people are his entire staff then you have no clue how a massive show and its production works.
Don't forget the most famous one of all, masturbating bear.
Matt is a terrific comedian, a founder of the Superego improv group.
He is a 2 time emmy award winner writer/producer.
I honestly have not laughed this hard, this loud or so viscerally in a very loooong time. Truly, big thanks to you all for this joyous moment.
"Is this something you always dreamed of, as a boy growing up...?" *nods* "UP."
This character is gold!😂😂
Looking for this. this is comedy.
"UP" is what got me too!
I don't understand. Can someone explain the joke?
@@TheNobleCleg Conan is prompting him to tell him where he grew up but Arroyo avoids the question by just repeating "Up!"
This needs to be an ongoing bit. Bring him in as different characters. Conan’s personal mechanic, chef, yoga instructor, etc.. He delivered laughter to over 9 million people which honestly makes him more accomplished as a doctor than most. ❤
Ive watched this now about 20 times and its still funny! This is just unreal comedic genius with improv that everyone needs to see to appreciate
I love that they played the entire thing completely straight. Classic comedy improv right here folks.
I trust when Dr. Arroyo checks my pulse, because he uses both hands around my neck at the same time for maximum accuracy.
It's there
most people just use two fingers, he uses all 10 fingers for high precision
@@KB44444yes cause taking a patient pulse is a serious medical task you can clerly see that doctor arroyo doesnt like to half ass it.
Like they said in the field, "measure twice, cut once"
It’s for stability… something I hear the Nintendo Switch could use these days…
Dr Arroyo episodes are phenonminal. Its improv comedic genius. 10/10
The “take my pulse” bit was brilliant
He is SUCH an affordable doctor!
$19 is a little expensive for me, but worth every penny.
Conan choosing to stick with Dr. Arroyo despite being able to afford other doctors just shows how smart he is.
This is a master class in improve between Dr arroyo and Conan. Both of them lead each other perfectly into creating set ups and punchlines.
17:03 “I do feel like I played a part”
really clever choice of words
Girl asked me what do you do in free time... I said to her I watch Conan. Now I am waiting for her reply. What better way than re-watch Dr. Arroyo
I love that the most animated and confident he gets is when he's insulting the irs. So good.
the IR
@@orlaspring363 yes of course
thats because nobody likes the **S
YESSSS!!!! This is why Conan is the GOAT. viewer demands were satiated immediately
9:10 that pulse comment actually had me laughing out loud. Too funny😂
9:10 i'm crying, love that conan couldn't keep it together either
One of the best guest the podcast ever had and probably the most affordable guest too.
Jose is one of the best writers weve ever had. So hilarious. Him an conan work so well together
I was a patient of Dr. Arroyo, and I can vouch for his legitimacy. I came to him with a fractured leg, and he told me that I "was made of sterner stuff." Additionally, he reminded me that sticks and stones may break my bones, but words could never hurt me. It really boosted my morale! My leg is kind of crooked now and sort of just dangling there, but I got a major confidence boost! And only for $10.99!
THE DOCTOR HAS ARRIVED 😍
When Conan gets really serious, you know that he knows that he has struck gold.
This is some improv masterclass. So damn hilarious
The world needs WAY more of this guy on camera, not just writing for others.
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
This ”doctor” is a GENIUS!!!
I love how this character has to improv his entire presence.