For anyone wishing to send this to someone for some reason: L + plundered + no wenches + marooned + you have scurvy + landlubber + walk the plank + the crew watches Markbeard now + young captain better + all hands on deck + yer with the Royal Navy + you've rats in your rations + our cannons will rip ye to shreds + ye crew mutinied + cheap rum + you have no booty + scuttled + mutinous crew + no cannons + small ship + no parrot + you have no treasure maps + no doubloons + barnacles on the bottom of your boat + shit sails + good teeth + no eyepatch + no peg leg + no hook + ye too smart + ye still got tricked by Blackbeard + bad captain + me mother had a better ship + damaged boat + small crew + bad quartermaster + good hygiene + capsized boat + ye be stranded + unstable crows nest + moldy food + ye abandoned yer wife + ye'll be hung by the crown soon + yer stolen ships location be: Caribbean Sea, 20 degrees north, 80 degrees West Ships Name: "The Angels Fist" , Three-master, 28 cannons flying the Spanish Flag, 5 knots if the wind be right
@𓅓 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗮 Grapes 69𝖪 UHD 𓂀 haha L + plundered + no wenches + marooned + you have scurvy + landlubber + walk the plank + the crew watches Markbeard now + young captain better + all hands on deck + yer with the Royal Navy + you've rats in your rations + our cannons will rip ye to shreds + ye crew mutinied + cheap rum + you have no booty + scuttled + mutinous crew + no cannons + small ship + no parrot + you have no treasure maps + no doubloons + barnacles on the bottom of your boat + shit sails + good teeth + no eyepatch + no peg leg + no hook + ye too smart + ye still got tricked by Blackbeard + bad captain + me mother had a better ship + damaged boat + small crew + bad quartermaster + good hygiene + capsized boat + ye be stranded + unstable crows nest + moldy food + ye abandoned yer wife + ye'll be hung by the crown soon + yer stolen ships location be: Caribbean Sea, 20 degrees north, 80 degrees West Ships Name: "The Angels Fist" , Three-master, 28 cannons flying the Spanish Flag, 5 knots if the wind be right
@@theoneandonlydetraebean8286 He's insulting his ship in a very specific way. He's claiming that his ship is slow and hard to manuever. For a pirate, this is not just insulting, but a life or death matter. Golden Age Pirates captured ships and tricked them out to make them faster and easier to escape the more powerful, heavy ships fielded by professional navies. This is how they both showed up unexpectedly and also how they fled. So, for a ship to go five knots AT MOST means that pirate is a sitting duck.
I'm the dungeon master of a pirate campaign right now and one of my players said most of this when they performed a mutiny. The first mate/ acting captain had to make a will save or gain the confused condition. No spell was cast, it was just a mental flashbang.
Spain had the largest, wealthiest empire in the world lmao what are you smoking? It took the greatest privateers of all time to dismantle the Treasure Fleet
+uncool flag + soft hardtack + no Johnny Depp + no beard + no cool hat + no blunderbuss + no cutlass + wimpy crew + clean teeth + the kraken stole your last ship + no mermaids + scallywag + no grapeshot + landlubber
+ 15 men on a dead man’s chest + your last crew is in Davy Jones’ locker + dumb ship name + no shanties + poop deck + hit with sail’s boom + weak ship lines + no jewelry + no riches + no silver
+ scratched ye poop deck and sniffed + arrg + no first mate + no curly mustache + has all ye teeth + wo plague be upon ye + no pearls + x marks the spot + no tattoos + no wigs + shiver me timbers
+ no beard braids + good eyesight + no cool jacket + your crew watches One Piece + skullduggery + soon may the wellerman come + to bring the sugar + tea + rum
+ Gandalf the grey + Gandalf the white + Monty python and the holy grail’s black knight + benito mussolini + the blue Meanie + cowboy Curtis + jambi the genie + robocop + the terminator + Captain Kirk + darth vader + lo pan + Superman + every single power ranger + bill s. Preston + Theodore Logan + Spock + the rock + doc ock + hulk hogan
There needs to be a pirate ship management and survival game wkth an advisor character, and those would be all of his voice lines for anytime a bad thing happens.
Very good, I would add "loose in the stays" tho. Stays are the ropes running from the mastheads to the deck of the ship, and a ship "loose in stays" means the crew is unskilled, giving the ropes too much slack.
@@TurtleShroom3 aye, but on the seas o' piracy, any cap'n worth his brine wouldn't be caught dead with run-o'-the-mill, ship-buildin' oak nay, he be sportin' the finest o' hardwood, be it teak, mahogany, or even cocobolo, mayhaps
Holy shit this dude is with the royal navy but flies the Spanish flag and is about to be hung by the crown while his mutinious crew left him stranded and voyaged to the carribeans? *MR. WORLDWIDE*
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"no cannons"
"28 cannons"
absolute duality of a pirate.
His 28 cannons are actually just 28 flintlocks straped on pieces of wood
@@enderbragen1659 💀💀
@@enderbragen1659 I'm gonna steal this idea for my D&D campaign
yer with the Royal Navy
*flying the Spanish Flag*
"You have scurvy"
"Good teeth"
"5 knots if the wind be right"
Insult like this hits harder than a 24-pounder
Aye that be true.
Ye don’t understand pirate talk
not an insult it's doxx
@@wormengine Yes, but listing of the ship's specs ends in saying it can move slightly faster than a brisk walk, under ideal conditions.
@@logonontrily4161 in another words shit boat
I love "ye have scurvy" followed by loads of indications of actually being in good physical health.
Opponent left their wife, clearly it's scurvy in the heart
you can be fit, and still get scurvy lad
@@AimlessSavant and scurvy make you unfit...
@@AimlessSavant And scurvy destroys your teeth and gums
Had a bit too much rum
Sea of thieves players after getting sunk
also after sinking someone
+ bad captain
True
I've immediatly stolen this and put on my soundboard to play when I board someone
I wish...
The full ship description really sells it lmao 😂
This gotta be the Pirate equivalent of "Your IP Address:..."
@@raydhen8840 It IS (but you already knew that loooong since, thus my reply is late AND useless. Hurrah.)
@@joshjess9841 all of you are babies
5 knots if the wind be right
@@ZhouMama69420 you’ll be hung by the crown soon
For anyone wishing to send this to someone for some reason: L + plundered + no wenches + marooned + you have scurvy + landlubber + walk the plank + the crew watches Markbeard now + young captain better + all hands on deck + yer with the Royal Navy + you've rats in your rations + our cannons will rip ye to shreds + ye crew mutinied + cheap rum + you have no booty + scuttled + mutinous crew + no cannons + small ship + no parrot + you have no treasure maps + no doubloons + barnacles on the bottom of your boat + shit sails + good teeth + no eyepatch + no peg leg + no hook + ye too smart + ye still got tricked by Blackbeard + bad captain + me mother had a better ship + damaged boat + small crew + bad quartermaster + good hygiene + capsized boat + ye be stranded + unstable crows nest + moldy food + ye abandoned yer wife + ye'll be hung by the crown soon + yer stolen ships location be: Caribbean Sea, 20 degrees north, 80 degrees West Ships Name: "The Angels Fist" , Three-master, 28 cannons flying the Spanish Flag, 5 knots if the wind be right
Ledgend
@𓅓 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗮 Grapes 69𝖪 UHD 𓂀 haha L + plundered + no wenches + marooned + you have scurvy + landlubber + walk the plank + the crew watches Markbeard now + young captain better + all hands on deck + yer with the Royal Navy + you've rats in your rations + our cannons will rip ye to shreds + ye crew mutinied + cheap rum + you have no booty + scuttled + mutinous crew + no cannons + small ship + no parrot + you have no treasure maps + no doubloons + barnacles on the bottom of your boat + shit sails + good teeth + no eyepatch + no peg leg + no hook + ye too smart + ye still got tricked by Blackbeard + bad captain + me mother had a better ship + damaged boat + small crew + bad quartermaster + good hygiene + capsized boat + ye be stranded + unstable crows nest + moldy food + ye abandoned yer wife + ye'll be hung by the crown soon + yer stolen ships location be: Caribbean Sea, 20 degrees north, 80 degrees West Ships Name: "The Angels Fist" , Three-master, 28 cannons flying the Spanish Flag, 5 knots if the wind be right
@𓅓 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗮 Grapes 69𝖪 UHD 𓂀 same
luv ya
How do I copypaste?
The part where he doxxed the ship's location was what really sold this to me.
All I need now is Justin Z and we have 3 Dimensions!
I love it when he says
*Ya to smart + Ya still got tricked by Blackbeard*
Blackbeards legal name WAS Edward Teach
+ mid shanty + no mortars + you're spanish + walk the plank + Young Bartholomew better
C + AnKhA + aNkHa + CICI + d' d' 'nkh' d'nc'
+ no grapeshot + can't dock + banned from taverns
+ davy jones’ cardboard box be ye new home + kracken attack + ye be beheaded
+ hardtack weevils + no forecastle + never been to nassau + ye crew is mutinous
My man literally just gave the equivalent to a ship's IP address at the end.
Mad respect.
HEY
THERE AINT ENOUGH ROOM IN THE WORLD FOR THE TWO OF US
@@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10 Hello guys welcome to my ship building Tetoriel
Five knots if the wind be right
Hits like a 4-barrel blunderbuss
Translation please?
@@theoneandonlydetraebean8286 no
@@theoneandonlydetraebean8286 a blunderbluss is a shotgun that you can load anything in as ammo
@@cry0genic52 thank you for the translation
@@theoneandonlydetraebean8286
He's insulting his ship in a very specific way. He's claiming that his ship is slow and hard to manuever. For a pirate, this is not just insulting, but a life or death matter.
Golden Age Pirates captured ships and tricked them out to make them faster and easier to escape the more powerful, heavy ships fielded by professional navies. This is how they both showed up unexpectedly and also how they fled.
So, for a ship to go five knots AT MOST means that pirate is a sitting duck.
"yer with the royal navy" got me fucking good
*flying the Spanish Flag*
I'm the dungeon master of a pirate campaign right now and one of my players said most of this when they performed a mutiny. The first mate/ acting captain had to make a will save or gain the confused condition. No spell was cast, it was just a mental flashbang.
That’s how William, is going to die in one piece dnd lol.
imagine sailing with a spanish flag 💀💀
That's the favorite of Pirate Plunder in the Caribbean.
I imagine not having a gay time roving if that's the case 💀
Spain had the largest, wealthiest empire in the world lmao what are you smoking? It took the greatest privateers of all time to dismantle the Treasure Fleet
@Qagmez 7668 it exists.
Every good pirate knows to sail away whenever they hear “ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ” from the distance
+ Stale Hardtack + Wet gunpowder + Dull cutlass + Your captain has no hat + flooded bilge
+bilge rats +crooked portmast +cracked hull +uneven starboard side +windless sails +seasick first mate
the idea of getting a letter or something and it saying the exact location of my pirate ship is kinda scary
Best part is the Doxing.
When the crewmate who plunders the least laughs a little too loud
+uncool flag + soft hardtack + no Johnny Depp + no beard + no cool hat + no blunderbuss + no cutlass + wimpy crew + clean teeth + the kraken stole your last ship + no mermaids + scallywag + no grapeshot + landlubber
+ 15 men on a dead man’s chest + your last crew is in Davy Jones’ locker + dumb ship name + no shanties + poop deck + hit with sail’s boom + weak ship lines + no jewelry + no riches + no silver
+ loose in the stays
+ scratched ye poop deck and sniffed + arrg + no first mate + no curly mustache + has all ye teeth + wo plague be upon ye + no pearls + x marks the spot + no tattoos + no wigs + shiver me timbers
+ no beard braids + good eyesight + no cool jacket + your crew watches One Piece + skullduggery + soon may the wellerman come + to bring the sugar + tea + rum
+ Gandalf the grey + Gandalf the white + Monty python and the holy grail’s black knight + benito mussolini + the blue Meanie + cowboy Curtis + jambi the genie + robocop + the terminator + Captain Kirk + darth vader + lo pan + Superman + every single power ranger + bill s. Preston + Theodore Logan + Spock + the rock + doc ock + hulk hogan
New Alestorm album sounding lit
Am I the only one who didn’t like Curse of the Crystal Coconut?
@@theangrymilitant some of the songs are good but the rest was, eh
I love how this has “ye have scurvy” and “good hygiene” in the same insult.
imagine being such a nerd that you brush your teeth as a pirate and still die of scurvy like a losser
This was a masterpiece
I can't believe a guy that makes cool mashups also made this
+ a good pirate never steals
Umm, wheres “+swab the poop deck”
Yeah, what he said
@@JuliusCarranza yeaaaah
+Unshaved Belly
+ quote to England
+ touch sand
when you mess up the floor while cleaning the ship and the captain calls you to his desk
I didn't realize it was possible to dox a pirate
They just described Stede Bonnets entire pirate career
Stede...
Someone finally said it
I'ma cry this is beautiful
When he started describing the ship and listing the coordinates I almost choked
Five knots if the wind be right 💀
Man really dropped his High Seas address.
The cannon fire sound would be a perfect addition after every sentence, as an alternative to vine boom effect
There needs to be a pirate ship management and survival game wkth an advisor character, and those would be all of his voice lines for anytime a bad thing happens.
Kerbal Plunder Program
Huh. You've got surprisingly excellent VA skills for someone with so few subscribers.
so you’re saying that voice acting skill is directly proportional to number of subscribers?
@@logandunlap9156 He's saying that he deserves more of them
Ratio
@@logandunlap9156 thats literally what he said
@@ADogNamedElmo he's more surprised at how someone so good at Voice Acting has such little amount of subscribers
I just realized he just Doxxed that poor captain
Flameheart taunting you be like :
So true lol
he freaking doxed a pirate ship
I clicked on this video thinking it was going to be the greatest Tony Hawk combo ever.
Even Pirates weren't above doxing
I love how OPs first thought of a pirate voice is Javier Bardem from the recent Pirates of the Caribbean.
“I’ve seen him clear the deck of an Spanish galleon like they were nothing” -DrippBear (BlackBear)
Ah, I see that AC 4: Black flag reference
@@MHA_Enjoyer YES!!! Finally a person with high culture who got the quote
I like the idea that doxing someone's ship grants you significant power over that person {I mean, it makes sense if you think about it}
This is why Edward Teach (Blackbeard) was the most FEARED pirate!
Very good, I would add "loose in the stays" tho. Stays are the ropes running from the mastheads to the deck of the ship, and a ship "loose in stays" means the crew is unskilled, giving the ropes too much slack.
Foxy when you forget to close the left door
When he told me "no parrot" I started crying 😔
friendliest sea of thieves player
Doxxing a ship is a whole other level
+ good teeth was my favorite one 😂 also when he doxxed the location of the ship XDXD
"No eyepatch" said the pirate while looking at you with both his eyes
This needs more popularity lol
I just imagine Blackbear saying this to a English Captain
it's a wellknown fact that this pirate is forgivezharion's great great great grandfather
L + walk the plank goes hard
Me after playing Sea of Thieves for 30 minutes
I love this kind of content ♫♪♫♪
"Yer with the royal navy"
"Good teeth"
Yeah I can clearly say this pirate is experiencing skill issue and is just throwing words to pretend hes good
0:22 me when I’m losing an argument with the girls in the back of the class
L + keelhauled + shanghaied + rusty hook-hand + harkens to sirens + oaken peg-leg + bountyless + bent cutlass + kraken bait + x-less map + plague *rat*io
No no, a peg leg made of oak is a GOOD THING. Oak is a very strong and durable wood. To have a peg leg made out of that is the best you could get.
@@TurtleShroom3 aye, but on the seas o' piracy, any cap'n worth his brine wouldn't be caught dead with run-o'-the-mill, ship-buildin' oak
nay, he be sportin' the finest o' hardwood, be it teak, mahogany, or even cocobolo, mayhaps
+ caught in a storm + ripped sails + hole in the bottom of your boat + shitty flintlock + no musket balls
God, this accent is ear-candy.
Pirate saw a divorced guy in a canoe and went nuts
+ I've got a jar of dirt
A pirate's response to people moralfwording piracy:
Doxxing during the age of pirates is something else.
Kenway after boarding a random schooner
I love all the references to Stede Bonnet
Ain't no way mans leaked the ship's IP.
me after someone calls me a slur on Xbox: 🙄😏
me after someone hits me with the "+barnacles on the bottom of yer boat": 😰😔
+ wet powder + bad ale + brittle cannons + rotted planks + no bicorne + no fish + no booty
why do I feel like he's describing Jack Sparrow
Man the days were better back in ye old days
When a gallon sink that one solo sloop in sea of thieves:
Me in AC4 Black flag after a completed Man-O-War raid:
Arr I recognize the ship name that’s the scalawag cap’n two hooks
+ weevly hardtack
fun fact,
the guys who beheaded Blackbeard hung his head from their ship as display
+Unswabbed poop deck
touch saltwater
Pure gold.
me when someone says they don't like shanties
* Literaly has "Sea Shanty Enthusiast" as their username *
"You are a man of class, I see?"
~~(love sea shanties)~~
@@mistakesregretsandimperfec7740 why is your comment written so weirdly?
@@yourmum69_420 oh, did I make some spelling/grammar mistakes? I'm sorry if I did, I'm not a native speaker.
POV you only like wellerman (mid + basic + unoriginal + band wagoner + no class + vanilla + no taste + not real sea shanty listener)
@@mistakesregretsandimperfec7740 no it's not that, just... idk whatever
Lmao! Nice video! Thank god this video and this channel appeared in my home feed!
That L… my deductive reasoning has increased by over 70%…
Im glad they expanded the insult
Chad Blackbeard matey, vs virgin Stede Bonnet.
*INSULTING A MAN'S SHIP*
*BE WORSE THAN INSULTING HIS MOTHER*
"L", he said calmly.
Love this. Thank you.
>no cannons
>28 cannons flying the Spanish flag
it keeps getting worse
Dredge mains after getting a penta.
Is the abandoning wife a reference to that one dude that internet historian made a whole video about, forget his name
these would be pirates if twitter existed back then
"Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap and your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet"
Unstable crows nest is crazy
so this is that "our flag means death" i keep hearing about
"You abandoned your wife" is literally what happens.
Holy shit this dude is with the royal navy but flies the Spanish flag and is about to be hung by the crown while his mutinious crew left him stranded and voyaged to the carribeans?
*MR. WORLDWIDE*
at 991 characters, it would take a whopping 4 tweets to complete this roast
Sea of Thieves average encounter:
lol if pirates used twitter