The Best Twitter Ratios
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Nah, was I seriously faster to comment on a video then the creator of the video?
Day 6 of asking for Oreo:
Where please show him
Do furry memes (like not just memes about furries, but memes about furries made by furries)
Snow memes
Off brand food memes
"animals don't want to be eaten"
Every predator ever: "I missed the part where that's my problem."
Humans aren't predatory. Few to no human has predatory instincts and few to nobody in this century has an actual necessity for meat consumption since the majority have access to crops. Actual predatory animals, specifically carnivores can't exist without predation, millions of humans can and have been able to. Confining and killing animals in industrial settings isn't a predatory behavior.
@@sachinraghavan4556 yes we are
@@sachinraghavan4556Tell that to the cannibals
@@sachinraghavan4556 tell that to discord and roblox
@@sachinraghavan4556 As a human I eat pigs, cows, and chicken all the time my species is in fact predatory
4:35 the ant thing is actually quite interesting. The reason the ants didn’t die, is because they are smaller then the wavelength of a microwave
ratio me guys
@@rajveerkanojiya2985 k
@@rajveerkanojiya2985no
@@rajveerkanojiya2985no 👍
@@rajveerkanojiya2985 ok.
4:29 you actually cannot microwave ants. The waves from the microwave are too large and an ant is too small, they basically phase through the microwave waves.
I was gonna say this and they you beat me to it :(
phase through this ratio
omargamer5242 Phase through mine.
same @@Sylv925
@@omargamer5242ratio card DECLINED 🚫🚫🚫🚫
"CeLeBrAtInG wEiGhT lOsS iS fAtPhObIc"
"celebrate this ratio then"
got me dyin till i became dead
10:06 bro ratio’d an entire essay by 2 words 💀
As a high school out of pocket class clown, I can confirm that these ratios hit harder than my punchlines and people that took offense to my jokes
Ratio
ratio failed, you'll get it next time
@@LucasAPC06so did yours
@@LucasAPC06 Ima ratio you for getting too cocky
No one cares (ratio me)
Imagine a feared T-Rex who roamed the land, ate other dinosaurs, was an Apex predator just to be come back as a chicken
But did the *other* dinosaurs come back?
Imagine getting this big fat ratio
Biggest nerf ever
@@everetttisdale6020Your mom's last name is ratio?
@@Dra_gon54her full name is Horatio....
7:45, its 9 becuase you do the brackets 1st making it 3 then it becomes 6/2 X 3, multiplication and division are on the same level of priority so you go from left to rigth and do division 1st, making it 3 X 3 and that is 9
The problem is written badly, there could be different answers
@@glebnekrasov1not with the use of pemdas
Division and Multiplication are literally the same ( In order) , no matter where it's from, when you do brackets, the one to the left is priority.
I looked it up to try and prove you wrong, but you're actually right, so well done dude.
You don't even need to do the brackets. Because a(b+c)=a×b+a×c
I think brackets only become important when there's multiplication or powers or division or any different functions apart from addition or subtraction
13:54 I love these type of tweets, even if it's online you can clearly tell everyone is playing along to a joke.
Jasper took a ratio for the funny.
In Twitter there's angry people and these people
ngl that first one is insanely real if you don't watch TH-cam/Tv Shows/Movies and only Tiktok you have the attention span of a toddler
Can confirm, cannot enjoy this video without a game of Subway Surfers on both sides of the screen.
I love your profile 😍
KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE
Tiktok brainrot has turned so many people into zombies it’s sad really
Its all China's plan to turn the next generation of Americans into brain dead zombies
On Friday, a guy in my class actually said "who even watches youtube?" 💀
twitter sucks, until you want to ratio someone. then they ratio the hell out of someone for no reason.
True
I don't think it's even possible to ratio someone on youtube
@@SuperMarioOddity how about you catch this ratio
@@Azyne I play cricket, I can catch anything comfortably
@@SuperMarioOddity yo I love cricket forget the ratio
Fun fact, the ants lived because they are too small individualy to be affected by the waves, this same effect works on other small creatures
finally, a good use for my younger brother
@@nmcliUNDERRATED
What about Mice?
@@HoppsVCastro mice will 100% cook
“Animals din’t want to be eaten”
And I didn’t want to get scratched by my cousin’s cat but she still scratched me, you see how dumb that logic sounds?
God... i hate Twitter
Im laughing like a lunatic bc of
"WHY A DAUGHTER NEEDS A DAD"
@Wahstuff No you
@WahstuffLOOOOOOOL
6:51 the croissant isn’t even French. It’s invented by an Austrian baker who started a bakery in France after he invented it in Austria
@@ericonion3561 in France
@@ericonion3561 Speaking of-isn't britain's national dish technically a dish from india? or am I remembering wrong?
@@Mcdonalds-Employee Google literally says "a perfect illustration of the way Britain absorbs and adapts external influences" about it lol
Even in france it anger us, "Viennoiserie" aren't french, they come frome Vienna in Austria.
@@Mcdonalds-Employee no that's curry
“Women are getting better with the blood loss in their lives”
This could go so many ways and all of them are bad
“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country” why is my keyboard so sexist 💀💀
^ sad truth.....
"Women are you"
I think my phone is either pretentious or stoned.
woman are you and you are not the one who knows you are not your best friend and you are always happy to have a happy birthday to you and your family and family and family and family and...
women are not the one who knows you are not the one who knows you are not the one who knows you are not the one who knows...
noticed I did singular the first time
0:12 this aged like cheese
Why?
@@francisramirez1.- cause now Mr Beast has become a very controversial figure, as people are realizing he isn't a great dude.
@@Joneender Thanks for the explanation. Time to do some research.
@JoneenderWell he didnt hit anyone
He never hit anyone wdym
Homie you realise you’re also made of food?
The true comeback is that they eat other species.
10:31 I’m Mexican, I also like seeing Mexico in other media but sometimes I’m annoyed that they show Mexico like a desert, full o mariachi and with donkey piñatas, I literally have never seen a donkey or llama piñata in Mexico, so I think it would be nice if they didn’t use that many stereotypes
What about the sand kingdom in Mario odyssey? Is that too much or is that good?
Quiet accept the fate of our culture.
At least ya' get representatio lol be grateful
@@AzumarillConGafasBv "lol be greatful" 90% chance you're american
Dont ask anybody to represent Mexico as something other than mariachis and dia de muertos stuff. The idea that people from other countries have regular activities too other than folklore is way too much to wrap their minds for most ppl
3:00 it appalls me that some people can stare at clear-as-daylight evidence right in front of them and still say it doesn’t exist
The power of the willingly ignorant and the knowingly stupid is unmatched by logic and evidence
14:20 That "You little bitch" sounded personal af😭😭😭
“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences” wtf is my phone doing 💀
4:28 Fun Fact: Ants are able to survive in a microwave while it's going because ants are too small for the wavelengths of radiation produced by the microwave to affect them.
My friend made a comment before that Peta really stands for:
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
I still crack up at this 😆
Yeah nothing funnier than a dumbass joke mocking compassionate people who are against animal cruelty. Your friend didn't make that up either, it's a stupid meme that's been going around for years.
Ratio Moment 👍
Like from me.
@@I_cant_think_of_a_username-t7n "Guys, get it? Like, y'all get it? The joke is that-"
So, they don't kill more animals than they save? @@sachinraghavan4556
No way he just pronounced Siberia as Serbia 💀
I CAN’T THE SCHLATT ONE GOT ME DYING 💀💀
there are 2 types of ratios:
1. actually funny response
2. "ratio"
“Women are more important in society” hmmmmmmmmm
All are important. Equally.
they are 🤷🏾♀️😭. i mean, people wouldn’t be able to repopulate without them…
edit: oh fuck, i read the comment wrong. men and women are both important 🧍🏾♀️
@@emiomg_aside from reproducing literally everything else could be done by men, even more efficiently 😭
i got women are not allowed in this world anymore
Women are not allowed in public places
0:56 “as a kid” wasn’t poppy playtime released during covid?
I bet most of the people are still kids or are adults
Yeah, it only released a little over two years ago
the one that scared me the most was 1x1x1
@@rastathebanananaaah guest 666 was scarier
@@Jose-b5g i'm more scared of march 31 or whatever john doe's bday is 💀💀
10:50
I laughed so hard for 5 minutes straight
Bro I swear that guy graduated from Twitter memes
15:29 this is funny too
And 2 minutes gay (im a master of comedy)
@@Tampocose831master this ratio
@@FlyingFireymaster mine.
3:54 ain't no way bro just got roasted by Jenna Ortega. He'll never psychologically recover 💀💀
And also the correct answer is C, because the question is about midnight and the time is a.m.
@@filewr8515 No, it's D. Am is from midnight(12am) to afternoon(11:59am/12pm)
@@LycheeGuy3 Yes, the correct time is D, but there is also an argument that it could be A.
@@almondsai7214bro in what universe could 11:55am (five minutes before midday) be closer to midnight than 12:03am (three minutes past midnight)?
whoever says A, B, C, they’re stupid. Also D is literally 3 minutes apart
"Animals don't want to be eaten"
"Then why are they made of food?"
Me: Humans are also made of food 🌚
Ok, I'm gonna go eat a human.
10:39 dame that gave me mario and sonic olympic winter games flashbacks i loved that game alot
As a Texan, I can confirm that Dr. Pepper is the most well known brand in Texas, as it is all we ever drink or talk about
Florida 🤣🤣 they’ve failed me
ratio
@@NommieGreens no u
The little side meme at the end though.
It's like a hidden easter egg in my fav game
Even through he’s being cancelled right now, Mrbeasts ratios are wild 💀
5:45 tbh i would say "says the guy that is wasting time in twitter and complaining that games is a waste of time"
7:09 Sad fact: there is a brazilian news account in Twitter that caused a person to cause su*cide because they sent a fake news, and they didnt delete nor say sorry, they only said sorry when the person died
anyone else surprised nobody has ever said "damn it I gotta travel the world again to find who asked for your opinion"
6:07 you at least have to get the right maneuver for it to be a ratio
Nah, that person should be saying “who even uses Twitter” 😂
ratios are the funniest things on twitter
There the only thing still good about twitter.
@@galactic_cupcake man i really got ratioed 😔
If Spongebob is supposed to be an actual sponge and not an artificial one found in most kitchens, um then yes, it is an animal.
“Women are not allowed in public”
I swear to god this is what me auto correct wrote💀
15:38 and they say endgame was the best crossover
But seriously tho what hell happened here
A historic moment
11:27 I like how he fails to acknowledge that America is just one country and a lot of maps don’t even show state borders
its just supposed to point out that we have 50 states and europe has ~50 countries. we (some of us) know our states just like europeans (some) know their countries, but neither are familiar with the other. its not a perfect comparison ill admit, considering states are different to countries and some countries in europe actually do have their own states as well.
They're also failing to acknowledge the fact that the Mediterranean territory shown on the map _doesn't exist._
@@BazukinBelyugovich yeah you’d think the European would see that
@@BazukinBelyugovichOkay. I thought I was crazy here. I'm not extremely well versed in the Map of Europe but I'm like "I know there's no country just south of France"
another thing, the country on the picture actually doesnt exist
1:08 he’s not wrong
Fr
They only pick dumb women for those podcasts to try and make their points valid 💀
Does that include you? @@flameplasmainian85724
This ratio is not wrong
@@flameplasmainian85724fax no printer
If kids didn’t want to get harvested, then why are they made of organs ??
"Women are the most important thing to do"
As a woman, yes.
7:58 oh I forgot about people miraculously having a thing for this Ace Attorney 6 character some years after Spirit of Justice was released in the US
As a twitter ratio myself, I can confirm that these are ratios
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“I’m gonna break that record just give me 60 years”
“You already look ancient”
Now that one there is violation, it got me laughing 😂
"Women are not the best, and a cigar is not present. The fact is, the two parks are in a Haunted area."
“Women are not allowed in this world anymore” Guess I’ll unexist then 😭
Its weird because the thing just goes straight to the bad thing no matter what and i don’t know why
Bro says he has no attention spam but put Tik Tok in "Good Apps" 😂
apps that are relevant not good lmao
6:19
Damn Brody
Also my personal favorite.
1:24 my chromebook immediately went to "women are my favorite guy"
Women are the most important people in the world
That was the 1st thing on the keyboard thingy ma jig
Women are not alone
Women are gay
Mine said, "Women are not the only bosses that'll be real trouble so I don't really have any targets in particular but I was kind of burnt out from defrauding Obble and Obble and Obble and Obble and Obble..."
"Animals don't want to be eaten!"
The chicken nuggets i left in the fridge: _Bonjour_
0:02
"Who even watches TH-cam anymore"
2.70 billion people worldwide use TH-cam per month, I don't wanna hear it from you Rebecca.
0:04 ouch that’s gonna leave a burn
Chernobl type burns
telling someone who showers twice a week they stink is actually wild 💀
I mean isn't it true?
@@darkphoenixgaming8253 RATTTTIIIOOOOO
@@darkphoenixgaming8253 probably not if they live in a very cold environment
Showering once a week is goated though
@@Stefan2010a If thats the way yall think, I thank God that im not american
9:50 bro got murdered in that one💀
By "the G" , the mean the "G spot", right?
@@PlaceholderName2001 yup
@@PlaceholderName2001what's g spot
11:26 “SqUaReS dRaWn By A FiVe YeAr OlD”
It’s rivers. It’s OBVIOUSLY rivers.
"Women are a little better than the IS6"
W h a t? When did I even WRITE IS6 on this phone?
2:37 Just you wait until people find out about waffles
0:19 been to japan, watched tv while I was there, lots of anime. And the people and the cartoons sound nothing alike.
Most of the people I talked to spoke in a monotone voice.
16:18
- CO-founded the company that would merge with another company to become paypal
- hired engineers and scientists who revolutionized rockets
- resold electric cars as a new idea (they already had existed)
- bought twitter for some reason
"Women are so much better and I think I will become one" Does autocorrect know something I don't?
“Women are not allowed in to this stream” oh my goodness☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
At 4:37 the reason they didn’t die is because ants are so small they can dodge the radioactive waves, unlike you dodging this ra-
know what, i'm ratioing the wavelength of microwaves
RA(T)IOACTIVE 💀
This is after the ant thing
I will occasionally eat bacon and sometimes chicken nuggets. That's all the meat I eat. If I were given the choice to eat a T-Rex, I'd do it exclusively to assert my dominance over the inferior mortals that told me not to
Don't you think it's supremacist to think that way? Meat consumption is unnecessary and outdated.
Never have wanted to punch another person so badly than the Rebecca person from the first one
4:34 the freak, you should realize that person insane when it literally has the mentally insane flag on it
youtube just allows this
1:24 “Women are not in irl yet” BRO 😭😭😭😭💀🗿🗿🗿💀💀
4:57 technically it is bestiality since Sea Sponges are animals, colonies of animals in fact
Humans are animals too, but nobody talks about that
@@ShwappaJ FBI, found one
@@ebiyoneyewuoma2004wdym he's right
@@LoganPrimm my point is that it felt like the person was trying to justify bestiality.
It's a stretch I know, but keep in mind the person was replying to a comment on bestiality
@@ebiyoneyewuoma2004 yeah I can see being like that but his technically right however no animal should mate with a different species that is part of the same class
3:43 based opera gx
chinese spyware
7:39 Perc was actually going somewhere but got the wrong answer 💀.
It was 7
@@Malralmno, it’s nine.
@@Milky_mans wait, how was it nine?? (Just wanna know how you got that answer)
@@H34RTS4K4T3 1+2 = 3, now following pemdas, multiply and divide from left to right so divide 6 by 2 to get 3, 3*3 = 9 due to the two originally multiplying with the parenthesis. ive been told that even if their is an integer multiplying to a set of parenthesis that you would still go from left to right. but ive also seen people argue 6/2(1+2) to be 2(1)+2(2)=6/6=0, hence the person in the video. but ive been told to only distribute when we cannot complete parenthesis.
The answer is 0
BODMAS ( Brackets, Onagaggagahaha, Division, Multiplication, Addirion, Subtraction. )
What he was trying to do is express 6/2(1+2) by keeping 2 the same and adding 4 to it.
4:34 dont worry about the ants they are so small the microwave's magnet cant get them+microwaves dont have radiation thats a total lie
For all the smartases:Not harmfull radiotion like its as radioactive as light
"Humans don`t want to be killed"
I missed the part where that is somehow my problem???
"Women are not good for the sole purpose of helping countries." True...
6:45 man you butchered that poor patisserie
1:18 I tested what 'Women are...' would autocomplete to on my device.
"Women are a year overdue"
I got “women are not allowed in this world” 💀
And “women are not permitted to have children because of the laws that govern the law”
@@jacksongreenway what did you type to get that ☠️
@@aeromationsYT i don’t fucking know
I got “women are not just men they are women”
Since then, I've gotten a new device.
Updated version:
"Women are not available to play as outside of level select"
💀
“She’s got a lot on her plate” 😂
I can’t stop laughing when I think about it
Women are in the process of getting a mortgage from Halifax
So, the microwaving ants part has a reason why they aren’t dead. They are so small that radiation waves can’t reach them
3:30 I think bro forgot to censor it
That’s the first time I’ve heard him swear
it was such a dumb comment that he had to say it
2:06 I hate this controller but what Xbox said is actually pretty funny
Like legit just look away
Damn
What's wrong with it? Too complicated?
@@RiversideWren3 too gay tbh
@@IsaacActs86 based
@Gamer_devisaac to be fair most of those flags are genders. So that controller is like only half gay
"Women are not just women they are also men "💀💀💀
Nah Kira and Opera GX were cooking 😂
5:32 DEED BY DAYLIGHT
"Meat is Murder" 🥕🐡
🥩
@@husky0098 🥩🥩
S*x is murder now ig 😂
7:17 imagine getting ratiod by Oreo
5:32 the Shuichi profile pic is why I'm still fucking alive today.
"Women are a fool 🤣 " -my phone
9:07 Kind of true if we're talking native solitary wasps. They're relatively docile and help the ecosystems they inhabit out a ton.
Yellow jackets and other aggressive social wasps can get fucked though.
1:53 - Tell me you can't do math without telling me you can't do math.
Ratioed by one of Chelsea billion pound bottle jobs
How can Poki be saying that 0:07, when she can relate to that guy just like how she missed her dad but he never existed.
didn't knew someone was scared of me.
2:05 not the person getting humbled by Xbox 😂😂😂