The Best Twitter Ratios
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2023
- The Best Twitter Ratios
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Check these out or i will cry
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Nah, was I seriously faster to comment on a video then the creator of the video?
Day 6 of asking for Oreo:
Where please show him
Do furry memes (like not just memes about furries, but memes about furries made by furries)
Snow memes
Off brand food memes
"animals don't want to be eaten"
Every predator ever: "I missed the part where that's my problem."
Humans aren't predatory. Few to no human has predatory instincts and few to nobody in this century has an actual necessity for meat consumption since the majority have access to crops. Actual predatory animals, specifically carnivores can't exist without predation, millions of humans can and have been able to. Confining and killing animals in industrial settings isn't a predatory behavior.
@@sachinraghavan4556 yes we are
@@sachinraghavan4556Tell that to the cannibals
@@sachinraghavan4556 tell that to discord and roblox
@@sachinraghavan4556 As a human I eat pigs, cows, and chicken all the time my species is in fact predatory
4:35 the ant thing is actually quite interesting. The reason the ants didn’t die, is because they are smaller then the wavelength of a microwave
ratio me guys
@@rajveerkanojiya2985 k
@@rajveerkanojiya2985no
@@rajveerkanojiya2985no 👍
@@rajveerkanojiya2985 ok.
4:29 you actually cannot microwave ants. The waves from the microwave are too large and an ant is too small, they basically phase through the microwave waves.
I was gonna say this and they you beat me to it :(
phase through this ratio
omargamer5242 Phase through mine.
same @@Sylv925
@@omargamer5242ratio card DECLINED 🚫🚫🚫🚫
Imagine a feared T-Rex who roamed the land, ate other dinosaurs, was an Apex predator just to be come back as a chicken
But did the *other* dinosaurs come back?
Imagine getting this big fat ratio
Biggest nerf ever
@@everetttisdale6020Your mom's last name is ratio?
@@Dra_gon54her full name is Horatio....
As a high school out of pocket class clown, I can confirm that these ratios hit harder than my punchlines and people that took offense to my jokes
Ratio
ratio failed, you'll get it next time
@@LucasAPC06so did yours
@@LucasAPC06 Ima ratio you for getting too cocky
No one cares (ratio me)
ngl that first one is insanely real if you don't watch TH-cam/Tv Shows/Movies and only Tiktok you have the attention span of a toddler
Can confirm, cannot enjoy this video without a game of Subway Surfers on both sides of the screen.
I love your profile 😍
KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE
Tiktok brainrot has turned so many people into zombies it’s sad really
Its all China's plan to turn the next generation of Americans into brain dead zombies
On Friday, a guy in my class actually said "who even watches youtube?" 💀
Im laughing like a lunatic bc of
"WHY A DAUGHTER NEEDS A DAD"
you will need a dad for this ratio
@@Wahstuff No you
@@WahstuffLOOOOOOOL
Fun fact, the ants lived because they are too small individualy to be affected by the waves, this same effect works on other small creatures
finally, a good use for my younger brother
@@pythonify.UNDERRATED
13:54 I love these type of tweets, even if it's online you can clearly tell everyone is playing along to a joke.
Jasper took a ratio for the funny.
In Twitter there's angry people and these people
twitter sucks, until you want to ratio someone. then they ratio the hell out of someone for no reason.
True
I don't think it's even possible to ratio someone on youtube
@@SuperMarioOddity how about you catch this ratio
@@Azyne I play cricket, I can catch anything comfortably
@@SuperMarioOddity yo I love cricket forget the ratio
6:51 the croissant isn’t even French. It’s invented by an Austrian baker who started a bakery in France after he invented it in Austria
Ok but, where was it popularized? Theres plenty of "genuine (insert country) cuisine" that is just a spin-off food the British conjured in their country
@@ericonion3561 in France
@@ericonion3561 Speaking of-isn't britain's national dish technically a dish from india? or am I remembering wrong?
@@Mcdonalds-Employee Google literally says "a perfect illustration of the way Britain absorbs and adapts external influences" about it lol
Even in france it anger us, "Viennoiserie" aren't french, they come frome Vienna in Austria.
telling someone who showers twice a week they stink is actually wild 💀
I mean isn't it true?
@@darkphoenixgaming8253 RATTTTIIIOOOOO
@@darkphoenixgaming8253 probably not if they live in a very cold environment
My friend made a comment before that Peta really stands for:
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
I still crack up at this 😆
Yeah nothing funnier than a dumbass joke mocking compassionate people who are against animal cruelty. Your friend didn't make that up either, it's a stupid meme that's been going around for years.
Ratio Moment 👍
Like from me.
@@Okomi274 "Guys, get it? Like, y'all get it? The joke is that-"
So, they don't kill more animals than they save? @@sachinraghavan4556
“Women are getting better with the blood loss in their lives”
This could go so many ways and all of them are bad
“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country” why is my keyboard so sexist 💀💀
^ sad truth.....
"Women are you"
I think my phone is either pretentious or stoned.
woman are you and you are not the one who knows you are not your best friend and you are always happy to have a happy birthday to you and your family and family and family and family and...
women are not the one who knows you are not the one who knows you are not the one who knows you are not the one who knows...
noticed I did singular the first time
3:00 it appalls me that some people can stare at clear-as-daylight evidence right in front of them and still say it doesn’t exist
The power of the willingly ignorant and the knowingly stupid is unmatched by logic and evidence
10:50
I laughed so hard for 5 minutes straight
Bro I swear that guy graduated from Twitter memes
15:29 this is funny too
And 2 minutes gay (im a master of comedy)
@@Tampocose831master this ratio
@@TheNamesShoobmaster mine.
14:20 That "You little bitch" sounded personal af😭😭😭
No way he just pronounced Siberia as Serbia 💀
0:56 “as a kid” wasn’t poppy playtime released during covid?
I bet most of the people are still kids or are adults
Yeah, it only released a little over two years ago
the one that scared me the most was 1x1x1
"Which Roblox character scared you the most as a kid?"
-Tsunami from Natural Disaster Survival 🗿
10:31 I’m Mexican, I also like seeing Mexico in other media but sometimes I’m annoyed that they show Mexico like a desert, full o mariachi and with donkey piñatas, I literally have never seen a donkey or llama piñata in Mexico, so I think it would be nice if they didn’t use that many stereotypes
What about the sand kingdom in Mario odyssey? Is that too much or is that good?
Quiet accept the fate of our culture.
At least ya' get representatio lol be grateful
@@AzumarillConGafasBv "lol be greatful" 90% chance you're american
Dont ask anybody to represent Mexico as something other than mariachis and dia de muertos stuff. The idea that people from other countries have regular activities too other than folklore is way too much to wrap their minds for most ppl
10:06 bro ratio’d an entire essay by 2 words 💀
6:07 you at least have to get the right maneuver for it to be a ratio
As a Texan, I can confirm that Dr. Pepper is the most well known brand in Texas, as it is all we ever drink or talk about
Florida 🤣🤣 they’ve failed me
ratio
@@NommieGreens no u
15:38 and they say endgame was the best crossover
But seriously tho what hell happened here
A historic moment
7:45, its 9 becuase you do the brackets 1st making it 3 then it becomes 6/2 X 3, multiplication and division are on the same level of priority so you go from left to rigth and do division 1st, making it 3 X 3 and that is 9
The problem is written badly, there could be different answers
@@speedgleb9389not with the use of pemdas
Division and Multiplication are literally the same ( In order) , no matter where it's from, when you do brackets, the one to the left is priority.
I looked it up to try and prove you wrong, but you're actually right, so well done dude.
You don't even need to do the brackets. Because a(b+c)=a×b+a×c
I think brackets only become important when there's multiplication or powers or division or any different functions apart from addition or subtraction
10:39 dame that gave me mario and sonic olympic winter games flashbacks i loved that game alot
3:54 ain't no way bro just got roasted by Jenna Ortega. He'll never psychologically recover 💀💀
And also the correct answer is C, because the question is about midnight and the time is a.m.
@@filewr8515 No, it's D. Am is from midnight(12am) to afternoon(11:59am/12pm)
@@StrawsberryYT Yes, the correct time is D, but there is also an argument that it could be A.
@@almondsai7214bro in what universe could 11:55am (five minutes before midday) be closer to midnight than 12:03am (three minutes past midnight)?
whoever says A, B, C, they’re stupid. Also D is literally 3 minutes apart
“Women are more important in society” hmmmmmmmmm
All are important. Equally.
they are 🤷🏾♀️😭. i mean, people wouldn’t be able to repopulate without them…
edit: oh fuck, i read the comment wrong. men and women are both important 🧍🏾♀️
@@emiomg_aside from reproducing literally everything else could be done by men, even more efficiently 😭
i got women are not allowed in this world anymore
As a twitter ratio myself, I can confirm that these are ratios
i can confirm ur about to get ratioed
🤖
9:07 Kind of true if we're talking native solitary wasps. They're relatively docile and help the ecosystems they inhabit out a ton.
Yellow jackets and other aggressive social wasps can get fucked though.
At 4:37 the reason they didn’t die is because ants are so small they can dodge the radioactive waves, unlike you dodging this ra-
know what, i'm ratioing the wavelength of microwaves
RA(T)IOACTIVE 💀
This is after the ant thing
4:34 Ants are immune to mivrowaves because of their small size. If 2 ants were to touch...
I CAN’T THE SCHLATT ONE GOT ME DYING 💀💀
ratios are the funniest things on twitter
There the only thing still good about twitter.
@@galactic_cupcake8744 man i really got ratioed 😔
The little side meme at the end though.
It's like a hidden easter egg in my fav game
3:43 based opera gx
7:58 oh I forgot about people miraculously having a thing for this Ace Attorney 6 character some years after Spirit of Justice was released in the US
7:39 Perc was actually going somewhere but got the wrong answer 💀.
It was 7
@@Malxalno, it’s nine.
@@Milky_mans wait, how was it nine?? (Just wanna know how you got that answer)
@@H34RTS4K4T3 1+2 = 3, now following pemdas, multiply and divide from left to right so divide 6 by 2 to get 3, 3*3 = 9 due to the two originally multiplying with the parenthesis. ive been told that even if their is an integer multiplying to a set of parenthesis that you would still go from left to right. but ive also seen people argue 6/2(1+2) to be 2(1)+2(2)=6/6=0, hence the person in the video. but ive been told to only distribute when we cannot complete parenthesis.
The answer is 0
BODMAS ( Brackets, Onagaggagahaha, Division, Multiplication, Addirion, Subtraction. )
What he was trying to do is express 6/2(1+2) by keeping 2 the same and adding 4 to it.
16:18
- CO-founded the company that would merge with another company to become paypal
- hired engineers and scientists who revolutionized rockets
- resold electric cars as a new idea (they already had existed)
- bought twitter for some reason
2:37 Just you wait until people find out about waffles
Nah, that person should be saying “who even uses Twitter” 😂
1:08 he’s not wrong
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They only pick dumb women for those podcasts to try and make their points valid 💀
Does that include you? @@flameplasmainian85724
This ratio is not wrong
0:19 been to japan, watched tv while I was there, lots of anime. And the people and the cartoons sound nothing alike.
Most of the people I talked to spoke in a monotone voice.
1:18 I tested what 'Women are...' would autocomplete to on my device.
"Women are a year overdue"
0:04 ouch that’s gonna leave a burn
didn't knew someone was scared of me.
Just when I needed something to watch!
Never have wanted to punch another person so badly than the Rebecca person from the first one
6:19
Damn Brody
Also my personal favorite.
The best strategy for prospering as a species right now it to convince humans you taste good.
2:05 not the person getting humbled by Xbox 😂😂😂
11:27 I like how he fails to acknowledge that America is just one country and a lot of maps don’t even show state borders
its just supposed to point out that we have 50 states and europe has ~50 countries. we (some of us) know our states just like europeans (some) know their countries, but neither are familiar with the other. its not a perfect comparison ill admit, considering states are different to countries and some countries in europe actually do have their own states as well.
They're also failing to acknowledge the fact that the Mediterranean territory shown on the map _doesn't exist._
@@BazukinBelyugovich yeah you’d think the European would see that
@@BazukinBelyugovichOkay. I thought I was crazy here. I'm not extremely well versed in the Map of Europe but I'm like "I know there's no country just south of France"
another thing, the country on the picture actually doesnt exist
So, the microwaving ants part has a reason why they aren’t dead. They are so small that radiation waves can’t reach them
I love how there’s a text in Spanish in 10:34 that translated literally says : fuc off
"Women are a fool 🤣 " -my phone
“I’m gonna break that record just give me 60 years”
“You already look ancient”
Now that one there is violation, it got me laughing 😂
5:03 he just sended her back to outside
Seeing the celebrities answer to some of these is hilarious lmfao
Nothing like drinking dunkin donuts smoothie while watching vaakl at night
Bro says he has no attention spam but put Tik Tok in "Good Apps" 😂
apps that are relevant not good lmao
1:24 my chromebook immediately went to "women are my favorite guy"
Women are the most important people in the world
That was the 1st thing on the keyboard thingy ma jig
Women are not alone
Women are gay
Mine said, "Women are not the only bosses that'll be real trouble so I don't really have any targets in particular but I was kind of burnt out from defrauding Obble and Obble and Obble and Obble and Obble..."
"animals don't want to be eaten"
Too bad for them then,cuz what humans want matters more than what animals want.
That front picture has huge loot bug energy
I will occasionally eat bacon and sometimes chicken nuggets. That's all the meat I eat. If I were given the choice to eat a T-Rex, I'd do it exclusively to assert my dominance over the inferior mortals that told me not to
Don't you think it's supremacist to think that way? Meat consumption is unnecessary and outdated.
7:17 imagine getting ratiod by Oreo
Twitter has lost enough users to the point that you keep seeing the same people
“Women are not allowed in this world” AINT NO WAYYYYYYYY
2:50 they just putting trash in the sea
5:32 DEED BY DAYLIGHT
That's cause in the us hornets attach bee colonies and would otherwise wipe them out, causing an already vanishing ecological necessary organism to die out faster as not only do they kill adult bees but also the larva. Kill every hornet you find
Fun fact:
Almost all of modern birds are in the dinosauria group, which means you can basically point at any bird and say "dino!".
1:42 bro forgot the entirety of asia
I don't think it includes hand bidets
6:45 man you butchered that poor patisserie
i like how he putted all good twitter ration not just the one he agreed with
Ok?
saw this a few years ago didnt know what r6 was but sitll had it liked but now i love r6
14:25 This is hilarious
2:11 IS THAT MR BOOSHOT FROM THE HIT SHOW TH-cam!!!!111
Everything is made out of food if you actually think about it
“She’s got a lot on her plate” 😂
I can’t stop laughing when I think about it
Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner
Siri gonna be wild 💀
2:19 ah yes the genius
“I’m twentyteen years old” 💀
3:51 No Way Jenna Ortega replied that
there are 2 types of ratios:
1. actually funny response
2. "ratio"
11:28 bruh theres no country there
"Meat is Murder" 🥕🐡
🥩
@@husky0098 🥩🥩
S*x is murder now ig 😂
@@williamfranciswhite450🥩🥩🥩
"Women are not just women they are also men "💀💀💀
I would absolutely eat both types of dino nuggies.
2:06 I hate this controller but what Xbox said is actually pretty funny
Like legit just look away
Damn
What's wrong with it? Too complicated?
@@RenwarProductions too gay tbh
@@Gamer_devisaac based
@Gamer_devisaac to be fair most of those flags are genders. So that controller is like only half gay
4:57 technically it is bestiality since Sea Sponges are animals, colonies of animals in fact
Humans are animals too, but nobody talks about that
@@ShwappaJ FBI, found one
@@ebiyoneyewuoma2004wdym he's right
@@user-yb1hl8cu7k my point is that it felt like the person was trying to justify bestiality.
It's a stretch I know, but keep in mind the person was replying to a comment on bestiality
@@ebiyoneyewuoma2004 yeah I can see being like that but his technically right however no animal should mate with a different species that is part of the same class
6:15 Brody came out of nowhere with yo mama jokes lmaoo. Nostalgia
I love how most of these accounts are verified
0:35 the only viable option is john doe bruh hes a living legend but every other option is from 2-3 years ago
7:38
I mean... at least he *_tried_*
(The answer is 9)
its 1
if its a joke mb lol
@@cxldguy No, it's 9
@@F-35BLightningIII see now my bad lol
@@cxldguy np, it is actually confusing.
1:53 - Tell me you can't do math without telling me you can't do math.
Ratioed by one of Chelsea billion pound bottle jobs
the words of these twitter dwellers often times bewilder me
9:50 bro got murdered in that one💀
By "the G" , the mean the "G spot", right?
@@A_Hylian_is_not_an_elf yup
@@A_Hylian_is_not_an_elfwhat's g spot
13:18 I remember playing this game! :D
Same
the first time you were able and i think it is the first thing you did to make it look good and it is the most amazing and the best way for me is by using the word love in a lot more detail than you would like
I love how in the math problem they completely fucked up the math but still got the right answer 💀