The Best Twitter Ratios

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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  ปีที่แล้ว +208

    drop some video ideas! 👑
    twitter.com/vaazkl - 🐦*follow*
    🏮SUBSCRIBE FOR DAILY MEME VIDEOS🏮

    • @galactic_cupcake8744
      @galactic_cupcake8744 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, was I seriously faster to comment on a video then the creator of the video?

    • @BlobbiestBobby
      @BlobbiestBobby ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Day 6 of asking for Oreo:
      Where please show him

    • @Maria-xy2vs
      @Maria-xy2vs ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do furry memes (like not just memes about furries, but memes about furries made by furries)

    • @mtvrerandom4053
      @mtvrerandom4053 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snow memes

    • @emilyhogan143
      @emilyhogan143 ปีที่แล้ว

      Off brand food memes

  • @fransthefox9682
    @fransthefox9682 ปีที่แล้ว +1178

    "animals don't want to be eaten"
    Every predator ever: "I missed the part where that's my problem."

    • @sachinraghavan4556
      @sachinraghavan4556 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Humans aren't predatory. Few to no human has predatory instincts and few to nobody in this century has an actual necessity for meat consumption since the majority have access to crops. Actual predatory animals, specifically carnivores can't exist without predation, millions of humans can and have been able to. Confining and killing animals in industrial settings isn't a predatory behavior.

    • @maki49574
      @maki49574 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @@sachinraghavan4556 yes we are

    • @hmmm....37
      @hmmm....37 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      ​@@sachinraghavan4556Tell that to the cannibals

    • @Campbloxxer
      @Campbloxxer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sachinraghavan4556 tell that to discord and roblox

    • @UwU-ok2jr
      @UwU-ok2jr ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@sachinraghavan4556 As a human I eat pigs, cows, and chicken all the time my species is in fact predatory

  • @ethansanchez6267
    @ethansanchez6267 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    4:29 you actually cannot microwave ants. The waves from the microwave are too large and an ant is too small, they basically phase through the microwave waves.

    • @Sylv925
      @Sylv925 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I was gonna say this and they you beat me to it :(

    • @omargamer5242
      @omargamer5242 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      phase through this ratio

    • @Dra_gon54
      @Dra_gon54 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      ​omargamer5242 Phase through mine.

    • @Kuhleb12
      @Kuhleb12 ปีที่แล้ว

      same @@Sylv925

    • @sillylittle____guy
      @sillylittle____guy ปีที่แล้ว +118

      ​@@omargamer5242ratio card DECLINED 🚫🚫🚫🚫

  • @Liberater42
    @Liberater42 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    4:35 the ant thing is actually quite interesting. The reason the ants didn’t die, is because they are smaller then the wavelength of a microwave

  • @cryptokaotic9413
    @cryptokaotic9413 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Fun fact, the ants lived because they are too small individualy to be affected by the waves, this same effect works on other small creatures

    • @nmcli
      @nmcli 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      finally, a good use for my younger brother

    • @Roddyisntreal3437
      @Roddyisntreal3437 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@nmcliUNDERRATED

    • @HoppsVCastro
      @HoppsVCastro 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What about Mice?

    • @cryptokaotic9413
      @cryptokaotic9413 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@HoppsVCastro mice will 100% cook

  • @godofhyperdeath2016
    @godofhyperdeath2016 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    "CeLeBrAtInG wEiGhT lOsS iS fAtPhObIc"
    "celebrate this ratio then"
    got me dyin till i became dead

  • @mtb_prodigy4856
    @mtb_prodigy4856 ปีที่แล้ว +1280

    As a high school out of pocket class clown, I can confirm that these ratios hit harder than my punchlines and people that took offense to my jokes

    • @dragonsfire286
      @dragonsfire286 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ratio

    • @LucasAPC06
      @LucasAPC06 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      ratio failed, you'll get it next time

    • @JustAFork1
      @JustAFork1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LucasAPC06so did yours

    • @Dra_gon54
      @Dra_gon54 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@LucasAPC06 Ima ratio you for getting too cocky

    • @jazminescicluna2607
      @jazminescicluna2607 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No one cares (ratio me)

  • @Azyne
    @Azyne ปีที่แล้ว +297

    ngl that first one is insanely real if you don't watch TH-cam/Tv Shows/Movies and only Tiktok you have the attention span of a toddler

    • @galactic_cupcake8744
      @galactic_cupcake8744 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Can confirm, cannot enjoy this video without a game of Subway Surfers on both sides of the screen.

    • @Minnow-g9o
      @Minnow-g9o ปีที่แล้ว

      I love your profile 😍
      KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE KEL FOR LIFE

    • @Jay.ssg7
      @Jay.ssg7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Tiktok brainrot has turned so many people into zombies it’s sad really

    • @Phoenix_of_Sun
      @Phoenix_of_Sun ปีที่แล้ว

      Its all China's plan to turn the next generation of Americans into brain dead zombies

    • @Nataliatg89PW
      @Nataliatg89PW ปีที่แล้ว +22

      On Friday, a guy in my class actually said "who even watches youtube?" 💀

  • @unstable_iguana9980
    @unstable_iguana9980 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    7:45, its 9 becuase you do the brackets 1st making it 3 then it becomes 6/2 X 3, multiplication and division are on the same level of priority so you go from left to rigth and do division 1st, making it 3 X 3 and that is 9

    • @glebnekrasov1
      @glebnekrasov1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The problem is written badly, there could be different answers

    • @Milky_mans
      @Milky_mans ปีที่แล้ว

      @@glebnekrasov1not with the use of pemdas

    • @IAmBob.
      @IAmBob. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Division and Multiplication are literally the same ( In order) , no matter where it's from, when you do brackets, the one to the left is priority.

    • @anonomuse9094
      @anonomuse9094 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I looked it up to try and prove you wrong, but you're actually right, so well done dude.

    • @shoty_x1693
      @shoty_x1693 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You don't even need to do the brackets. Because a(b+c)=a×b+a×c
      I think brackets only become important when there's multiplication or powers or division or any different functions apart from addition or subtraction

  • @ralsei.1
    @ralsei.1 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    10:06 bro ratio’d an entire essay by 2 words 💀

  • @Spicylittletrees
    @Spicylittletrees ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Imagine a feared T-Rex who roamed the land, ate other dinosaurs, was an Apex predator just to be come back as a chicken

    • @tomokokuroki2506
      @tomokokuroki2506 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But did the *other* dinosaurs come back?

    • @everetttisdale6020
      @everetttisdale6020 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Imagine getting this big fat ratio

    • @Rdr_glazer
      @Rdr_glazer ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Biggest nerf ever

    • @Dra_gon54
      @Dra_gon54 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@everetttisdale6020Your mom's last name is ratio?

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@Dra_gon54her full name is Horatio....

  • @guynamedgrey
    @guynamedgrey ปีที่แล้ว +106

    twitter sucks, until you want to ratio someone. then they ratio the hell out of someone for no reason.

    • @Cease_Thy_Yappery
      @Cease_Thy_Yappery ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @SuperMarioOddity
      @SuperMarioOddity ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't think it's even possible to ratio someone on youtube

    • @Azyne
      @Azyne ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SuperMarioOddity how about you catch this ratio

    • @SuperMarioOddity
      @SuperMarioOddity ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Azyne I play cricket, I can catch anything comfortably

    • @Azyne
      @Azyne ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@SuperMarioOddity yo I love cricket forget the ratio

  • @marshenmelodies5108
    @marshenmelodies5108 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Im laughing like a lunatic bc of
    "WHY A DAUGHTER NEEDS A DAD"

  • @chingqing0504
    @chingqing0504 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    No way he just pronounced Siberia as Serbia 💀

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    13:54 I love these type of tweets, even if it's online you can clearly tell everyone is playing along to a joke.
    Jasper took a ratio for the funny.

    • @Axol_simon_daniel
      @Axol_simon_daniel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In Twitter there's angry people and these people

  • @skeloluke4967
    @skeloluke4967 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    6:51 the croissant isn’t even French. It’s invented by an Austrian baker who started a bakery in France after he invented it in Austria

    • @skeloluke4967
      @skeloluke4967 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ericonion3561 in France

    • @Mcdonalds-Employee
      @Mcdonalds-Employee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ericonion3561 Speaking of-isn't britain's national dish technically a dish from india? or am I remembering wrong?

    • @ericonion3561
      @ericonion3561 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Mcdonalds-Employee Google literally says "a perfect illustration of the way Britain absorbs and adapts external influences" about it lol

    • @yazzukimo1497
      @yazzukimo1497 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Even in france it anger us, "Viennoiserie" aren't french, they come frome Vienna in Austria.

    • @DucksAndCatnip
      @DucksAndCatnip 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Mcdonalds-Employee no that's curry

  • @El5000Xd
    @El5000Xd ปีที่แล้ว +35

    10:31 I’m Mexican, I also like seeing Mexico in other media but sometimes I’m annoyed that they show Mexico like a desert, full o mariachi and with donkey piñatas, I literally have never seen a donkey or llama piñata in Mexico, so I think it would be nice if they didn’t use that many stereotypes

    • @dustinzacharias8227
      @dustinzacharias8227 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What about the sand kingdom in Mario odyssey? Is that too much or is that good?

    • @MeAintYoutuber
      @MeAintYoutuber ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Quiet accept the fate of our culture.

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At least ya' get representatio lol be grateful

    • @UngoatedTippyTipson
      @UngoatedTippyTipson 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@AzumarillConGafasBv "lol be greatful" 90% chance you're american

    • @doodoo2065
      @doodoo2065 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dont ask anybody to represent Mexico as something other than mariachis and dia de muertos stuff. The idea that people from other countries have regular activities too other than folklore is way too much to wrap their minds for most ppl

  • @dippedinsilver_music
    @dippedinsilver_music ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “Women are getting better with the blood loss in their lives”
    This could go so many ways and all of them are bad

    • @nah-g2u
      @nah-g2u ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country” why is my keyboard so sexist 💀💀

    • @Sefcear
      @Sefcear ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ^ sad truth.....

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "Women are you"
      I think my phone is either pretentious or stoned.

    • @F-Lambda
      @F-Lambda 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      woman are you and you are not the one who knows you are not your best friend and you are always happy to have a happy birthday to you and your family and family and family and family and...

    • @F-Lambda
      @F-Lambda 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      women are not the one who knows you are not the one who knows you are not the one who knows you are not the one who knows...
      noticed I did singular the first time

  • @Joneender
    @Joneender หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    0:12 this aged like cheese

    • @francisramirez1.-
      @francisramirez1.- หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why?

    • @Joneender
      @Joneender หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@francisramirez1.- cause now Mr Beast has become a very controversial figure, as people are realizing he isn't a great dude.

    • @francisramirez1.-
      @francisramirez1.- หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Joneender Thanks for the explanation. Time to do some research.

    • @jennyqin3298
      @jennyqin3298 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@JoneenderWell he didnt hit anyone

    • @drcjtonkin
      @drcjtonkin 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He never hit anyone wdym

  • @MrChaserYT
    @MrChaserYT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Even through he’s being cancelled right now, Mrbeasts ratios are wild 💀

  • @mr.goodman3991
    @mr.goodman3991 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    0:56 “as a kid” wasn’t poppy playtime released during covid?

    • @stormchasermary7593
      @stormchasermary7593 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I bet most of the people are still kids or are adults

    • @weagleo809
      @weagleo809 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, it only released a little over two years ago

    • @rastathebanana
      @rastathebanana ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the one that scared me the most was 1x1x1

    • @Jose-b5g
      @Jose-b5g 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rastathebanananaaah guest 666 was scarier

    • @youraverageuhhhhhhh
      @youraverageuhhhhhhh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Jose-b5g i'm more scared of march 31 or whatever john doe's bday is 💀💀

  • @goobinator1
    @goobinator1 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I CAN’T THE SCHLATT ONE GOT ME DYING 💀💀

  • @AIWalter
    @AIWalter ปีที่แล้ว +26

    14:20 That "You little bitch" sounded personal af😭😭😭

  • @mewhen207
    @mewhen207 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:39 dame that gave me mario and sonic olympic winter games flashbacks i loved that game alot

  • @sacabambasspis
    @sacabambasspis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Women are the most important thing to do"
    As a woman, yes.

  • @luciferseventh1679
    @luciferseventh1679 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    3:00 it appalls me that some people can stare at clear-as-daylight evidence right in front of them and still say it doesn’t exist

    • @ShwappaJ
      @ShwappaJ ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The power of the willingly ignorant and the knowingly stupid is unmatched by logic and evidence

  • @fakepng1
    @fakepng1 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    10:50
    I laughed so hard for 5 minutes straight

    • @Tomsingss.is.better
      @Tomsingss.is.better ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bro I swear that guy graduated from Twitter memes

    • @Tyler-n5u
      @Tyler-n5u ปีที่แล้ว +4

      15:29 this is funny too

    • @Tampocose831
      @Tampocose831 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And 2 minutes gay (im a master of comedy)

    • @FlyingFirey
      @FlyingFirey ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tampocose831master this ratio

    • @adamisadamplays
      @adamisadamplays ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@FlyingFireymaster mine.

  • @Madison_Baumgartner
    @Madison_Baumgartner ปีที่แล้ว +87

    My friend made a comment before that Peta really stands for:
    People
    Eating
    Tasty
    Animals
    I still crack up at this 😆

    • @sachinraghavan4556
      @sachinraghavan4556 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah nothing funnier than a dumbass joke mocking compassionate people who are against animal cruelty. Your friend didn't make that up either, it's a stupid meme that's been going around for years.

    • @I_cant_think_of_a_username-t7n
      @I_cant_think_of_a_username-t7n ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ratio Moment 👍

    • @I_cant_think_of_a_username-t7n
      @I_cant_think_of_a_username-t7n ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Like from me.

    • @Dra_gon54
      @Dra_gon54 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@I_cant_think_of_a_username-t7n "Guys, get it? Like, y'all get it? The joke is that-"

    • @jonahmoran3751
      @jonahmoran3751 ปีที่แล้ว

      So, they don't kill more animals than they save? @@sachinraghavan4556

  • @MiguelAntonioN.Peinado
    @MiguelAntonioN.Peinado 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    there are 2 types of ratios:
    1. actually funny response
    2. "ratio"

  • @BlueWormyYT
    @BlueWormyYT ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Women are more important in society” hmmmmmmmmm

    • @ThinkingCrimson
      @ThinkingCrimson 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      All are important. Equally.

    • @emiomg_
      @emiomg_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      they are 🤷🏾‍♀️😭. i mean, people wouldn’t be able to repopulate without them…
      edit: oh fuck, i read the comment wrong. men and women are both important 🧍🏾‍♀️

    • @aaaaaa-hh8cq
      @aaaaaa-hh8cq 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@emiomg_aside from reproducing literally everything else could be done by men, even more efficiently 😭

    • @named_account
      @named_account 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i got women are not allowed in this world anymore

    • @HiyokoSaionji-v8w
      @HiyokoSaionji-v8w 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Women are not allowed in public places

  • @fedoraguy6774
    @fedoraguy6774 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    As a Texan, I can confirm that Dr. Pepper is the most well known brand in Texas, as it is all we ever drink or talk about

  • @davidwas77
    @davidwas77 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    3:54 ain't no way bro just got roasted by Jenna Ortega. He'll never psychologically recover 💀💀

    • @filewr8515
      @filewr8515 ปีที่แล้ว

      And also the correct answer is C, because the question is about midnight and the time is a.m.

    • @LycheeGuy
      @LycheeGuy ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@filewr8515 No, it's D. Am is from midnight(12am) to afternoon(11:59am/12pm)

    • @almondsai7214
      @almondsai7214 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@LycheeGuy Yes, the correct time is D, but there is also an argument that it could be A.

    • @krystavares8477
      @krystavares8477 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@almondsai7214bro in what universe could 11:55am (five minutes before midday) be closer to midnight than 12:03am (three minutes past midnight)?

    • @entredus7910
      @entredus7910 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      whoever says A, B, C, they’re stupid. Also D is literally 3 minutes apart

  • @RigJig
    @RigJig ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The little side meme at the end though.
    It's like a hidden easter egg in my fav game

  • @DeclanOleary-z9k
    @DeclanOleary-z9k 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    11:26 “SqUaReS dRaWn By A FiVe YeAr OlD”
    It’s rivers. It’s OBVIOUSLY rivers.

  • @MichiganMichiganMichigan
    @MichiganMichiganMichigan 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    0:02
    "Who even watches TH-cam anymore"
    2.70 billion people worldwide use TH-cam per month, I don't wanna hear it from you Rebecca.

  • @Peanut323
    @Peanut323 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    15:38 and they say endgame was the best crossover
    But seriously tho what hell happened here

  • @destroyer4511
    @destroyer4511 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    6:07 you at least have to get the right maneuver for it to be a ratio

  • @flippantbearstudios9214
    @flippantbearstudios9214 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    As a twitter ratio myself, I can confirm that these are ratios

    • @Pumpkinbyte
      @Pumpkinbyte 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaPikmin is the first game in the Pikmin series, released in 2001 as one of the first games available for the GameCube. The game is the first in the series chronologically, and sees Captain Olimar crash-landing on an unknown planet and collecting his missing ship parts in order to escape. The game introduces the main game mechanics of growing Pikmin, controlling the Pikmin as a group, taking down obstacles, carrying objects, and battling enemies. The game has been ported to the Wii under the title New Play Control! Pikmin, and ported to the Nintendo Switch under the title Pikmin 1. Its sequel, Pikmin 2, was released in 2004, three years later.ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha

  • @Cat69420
    @Cat69420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences” wtf is my phone doing 💀

  • @helio3928
    @helio3928 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    telling someone who showers twice a week they stink is actually wild 💀

    • @darkphoenixgaming8253
      @darkphoenixgaming8253 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I mean isn't it true?

    • @kashussantos1064
      @kashussantos1064 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@darkphoenixgaming8253 RATTTTIIIOOOOO

    • @mohammadmeu
      @mohammadmeu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@darkphoenixgaming8253 probably not if they live in a very cold environment

    • @Stefan2010a
      @Stefan2010a 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Showering once a week is goated though

    • @Cr1pticOwl
      @Cr1pticOwl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@Stefan2010a If thats the way yall think, I thank God that im not american

  • @turbo_marc
    @turbo_marc ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ratios are the funniest things on twitter

    • @galactic_cupcake8744
      @galactic_cupcake8744 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There the only thing still good about twitter.

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@galactic_cupcake8744 man i really got ratioed 😔

  • @BlobbiestBobby
    @BlobbiestBobby ปีที่แล้ว +17

    11:27 I like how he fails to acknowledge that America is just one country and a lot of maps don’t even show state borders

    • @ErieRosewood
      @ErieRosewood ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its just supposed to point out that we have 50 states and europe has ~50 countries. we (some of us) know our states just like europeans (some) know their countries, but neither are familiar with the other. its not a perfect comparison ill admit, considering states are different to countries and some countries in europe actually do have their own states as well.

    • @BazukinBelyugovich
      @BazukinBelyugovich ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They're also failing to acknowledge the fact that the Mediterranean territory shown on the map _doesn't exist._

    • @BlobbiestBobby
      @BlobbiestBobby ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BazukinBelyugovich yeah you’d think the European would see that

    • @matthewroberts198
      @matthewroberts198 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@BazukinBelyugovichOkay. I thought I was crazy here. I'm not extremely well versed in the Map of Europe but I'm like "I know there's no country just south of France"

    • @nvidias68
      @nvidias68 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      another thing, the country on the picture actually doesnt exist

  • @Randomusername-v1c
    @Randomusername-v1c ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:19
    Damn Brody
    Also my personal favorite.

  • @comment-e1d
    @comment-e1d 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    anyone else surprised nobody has ever said "damn it I gotta travel the world again to find who asked for your opinion"

  • @magalisurkamp1735
    @magalisurkamp1735 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5:45 tbh i would say "says the guy that is wasting time in twitter and complaining that games is a waste of time"
    7:09 Sad fact: there is a brazilian news account in Twitter that caused a person to cause su*cide because they sent a fake news, and they didnt delete nor say sorry, they only said sorry when the person died

  • @Eatingguy
    @Eatingguy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nah, that person should be saying “who even uses Twitter” 😂

  • @michaelsoyt
    @michaelsoyt ปีที่แล้ว +26

    1:08 he’s not wrong

    • @pepe_nat5199
      @pepe_nat5199 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fr

    • @flameplasmainian85724
      @flameplasmainian85724 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They only pick dumb women for those podcasts to try and make their points valid 💀

    • @Jason_Nighthawk
      @Jason_Nighthawk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Does that include you? ​@@flameplasmainian85724

    • @Aizen_Sosuke999
      @Aizen_Sosuke999 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This ratio is not wrong

    • @RevolvedScorpion
      @RevolvedScorpion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@flameplasmainian85724fax no printer

  • @maltheartistme
    @maltheartistme ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:04 ouch that’s gonna leave a burn

    • @BearIchi
      @BearIchi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Chernobl type burns

  • @halvarmc671
    @halvarmc671 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If Spongebob is supposed to be an actual sponge and not an artificial one found in most kitchens, um then yes, it is an animal.

  • @OrcaKillerWhalePlaysOFFICIAL
    @OrcaKillerWhalePlaysOFFICIAL 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3:43 proud of the browser i use except i use normal Opera

  • @mr.goodman3991
    @mr.goodman3991 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:19 been to japan, watched tv while I was there, lots of anime. And the people and the cartoons sound nothing alike.
    Most of the people I talked to spoke in a monotone voice.

  • @sarahtelles1931
    @sarahtelles1931 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:58 oh I forgot about people miraculously having a thing for this Ace Attorney 6 character some years after Spirit of Justice was released in the US

  • @MonkeyTheMonkey7409
    @MonkeyTheMonkey7409 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:32 DEED BY DAYLIGHT

  • @Deadinside.0
    @Deadinside.0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Women are not allowed in this world anymore” Guess I’ll unexist then 😭

  • @CheemsTheSamurai01
    @CheemsTheSamurai01 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I’m gonna break that record just give me 60 years”
    “You already look ancient”
    Now that one there is violation, it got me laughing 😂

  • @cloakey1036
    @cloakey1036 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:43 based opera gx

    • @denterestrial
      @denterestrial 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      chinese spyware

  • @Spongebob_lover10
    @Spongebob_lover10 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    3:30 I think bro forgot to censor it

    • @MontyBeWafflin
      @MontyBeWafflin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s the first time I’ve heard him swear

  • @iamnottaco_was_taken
    @iamnottaco_was_taken ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:24 my chromebook immediately went to "women are my favorite guy"

    • @chazzywaz
      @chazzywaz ปีที่แล้ว

      Women are the most important people in the world

    • @chazzywaz
      @chazzywaz ปีที่แล้ว

      That was the 1st thing on the keyboard thingy ma jig

    • @managementman9231
      @managementman9231 ปีที่แล้ว

      Women are not alone

    • @zakrydavis994
      @zakrydavis994 ปีที่แล้ว

      Women are gay

    • @mach95a113
      @mach95a113 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine said, "Women are not the only bosses that'll be real trouble so I don't really have any targets in particular but I was kind of burnt out from defrauding Obble and Obble and Obble and Obble and Obble..."

  • @Sillygoober-27383
    @Sillygoober-27383 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    40 tweets a day is crazy

  • @zaki5061
    @zaki5061 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:05 not the person getting humbled by Xbox 😂😂😂

  • @RandomPerson-xi7jv
    @RandomPerson-xi7jv ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:37 Just you wait until people find out about waffles

  • @rnd_omni9653
    @rnd_omni9653 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:10 this aged well

  • @AverageGLUNGUSenjoyer
    @AverageGLUNGUSenjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:17 imagine getting ratiod by Oreo

  • @Gamethegame-A13
    @Gamethegame-A13 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Women are not allowed in public”
    I swear to god this is what me auto correct wrote💀

  • @EboiDaRealOne
    @EboiDaRealOne 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Women are not the best, and a cigar is not present. The fact is, the two parks are in a Haunted area."

  • @raw_000
    @raw_000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:45 man you butchered that poor patisserie

  • @IPlayIronAssault
    @IPlayIronAssault 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Women are not good for the sole purpose of helping countries." True...

  • @tygamer63
    @tygamer63 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:50 bro got murdered in that one💀

    • @PlaceholderName2001
      @PlaceholderName2001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By "the G" , the mean the "G spot", right?

    • @tygamer63
      @tygamer63 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PlaceholderName2001 yup

    • @lolyouredumb
      @lolyouredumb ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@PlaceholderName2001what's g spot

  • @britishcrow
    @britishcrow 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The fact that people actually didn’t know this is concerning 14:29

  • @assafglass
    @assafglass 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:34 dont worry about the ants they are so small the microwave's magnet cant get them+microwaves dont have radiation thats a total lie

    • @assafglass
      @assafglass 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      For all the smartases:Not harmfull radiotion like its as radioactive as light

  • @NxbxdyYxuKnxw
    @NxbxdyYxuKnxw 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Animals don't want to be eaten"
    "Then why are they made of food?"
    Me: Humans are also made of food 🌚

  • @fixingbutton8144
    @fixingbutton8144 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So, the microwaving ants part has a reason why they aren’t dead. They are so small that radiation waves can’t reach them

  • @Just-Some-Helium
    @Just-Some-Helium ปีที่แล้ว +8

    14:25 This is hilarious

  • @sqcredd
    @sqcredd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:24 “Women are not in irl yet” BRO 😭😭😭😭💀🗿🗿🗿💀💀

  • @wayacrazy.
    @wayacrazy. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Women are not allowed in to this stream” oh my goodness☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @SomeDudeCauseYes
    @SomeDudeCauseYes ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:03 he just sended her back to outside

  • @Discoverwithkate
    @Discoverwithkate 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    0:30 I can’t eat a t-Rex bro it’s dead 😭💀

  • @fallencloser5028
    @fallencloser5028 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bro says he has no attention spam but put Tik Tok in "Good Apps" 😂

    • @chasgd
      @chasgd ปีที่แล้ว +5

      apps that are relevant not good lmao

  • @GeBloCraft
    @GeBloCraft 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3:36 aged really well, REALLY, REALLY, WELL.

  • @COCOLUVSYA3
    @COCOLUVSYA3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Women are not just women they are also men "💀💀💀

  • @MeAintYoutuber
    @MeAintYoutuber ปีที่แล้ว +9

    11:47 after he got roasted the guy privated his account

  • @Woopor
    @Woopor ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:18
    - CO-founded the company that would merge with another company to become paypal
    - hired engineers and scientists who revolutionized rockets
    - resold electric cars as a new idea (they already had existed)
    - bought twitter for some reason

  • @catto8331
    @catto8331 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    7:39 Perc was actually going somewhere but got the wrong answer 💀.

    • @Malralm
      @Malralm ปีที่แล้ว

      It was 7

    • @Milky_mans
      @Milky_mans ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Malralmno, it’s nine.

    • @H34RTS4K4T3
      @H34RTS4K4T3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Milky_mans wait, how was it nine?? (Just wanna know how you got that answer)

    • @Milky_mans
      @Milky_mans 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@H34RTS4K4T3 1+2 = 3, now following pemdas, multiply and divide from left to right so divide 6 by 2 to get 3, 3*3 = 9 due to the two originally multiplying with the parenthesis. ive been told that even if their is an integer multiplying to a set of parenthesis that you would still go from left to right. but ive also seen people argue 6/2(1+2) to be 2(1)+2(2)=6/6=0, hence the person in the video. but ive been told to only distribute when we cannot complete parenthesis.

    • @IAmBob.
      @IAmBob. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The answer is 0
      BODMAS ( Brackets, Onagaggagahaha, Division, Multiplication, Addirion, Subtraction. )
      What he was trying to do is express 6/2(1+2) by keeping 2 the same and adding 4 to it.

  • @diamondhamster4320
    @diamondhamster4320 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Humans don`t want to be killed"
    I missed the part where that is somehow my problem???

  • @leshommesdupilly
    @leshommesdupilly หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If kids didn’t want to get harvested, then why are they made of organs ??

  • @Woopor
    @Woopor ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:57 technically it is bestiality since Sea Sponges are animals, colonies of animals in fact

    • @ShwappaJ
      @ShwappaJ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Humans are animals too, but nobody talks about that

    • @ebiyoneyewuoma2004
      @ebiyoneyewuoma2004 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ShwappaJ FBI, found one

    • @LoganPrimm
      @LoganPrimm ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@ebiyoneyewuoma2004wdym he's right

    • @ebiyoneyewuoma2004
      @ebiyoneyewuoma2004 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LoganPrimm my point is that it felt like the person was trying to justify bestiality.
      It's a stretch I know, but keep in mind the person was replying to a comment on bestiality

    • @LoganPrimm
      @LoganPrimm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ebiyoneyewuoma2004 yeah I can see being like that but his technically right however no animal should mate with a different species that is part of the same class

  • @thediam0nddrag0n78
    @thediam0nddrag0n78 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I will occasionally eat bacon and sometimes chicken nuggets. That's all the meat I eat. If I were given the choice to eat a T-Rex, I'd do it exclusively to assert my dominance over the inferior mortals that told me not to

    • @sachinraghavan4556
      @sachinraghavan4556 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't you think it's supremacist to think that way? Meat consumption is unnecessary and outdated.

  • @Vulkuimpg
    @Vulkuimpg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the fucking computer wasp at 9:17 got me

  • @TheBestAlien
    @TheBestAlien 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Women are in the process of getting a mortgage from Halifax

  • @RykerYT_Alt
    @RykerYT_Alt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Women are so much better and I think I will become one" Does autocorrect know something I don't?

  • @biggie2568
    @biggie2568 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:19
    that isnt... a european country... unless they gave monaco an upgrade???
    (im american)

    • @ErieRosewood
      @ErieRosewood ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no same i feel like im insane. opened my geography app just to check. i think that was the joke though, to get stupid americans to reply like the guy did and then "aha this country isnt even real you idiot"

    • @confiscation
      @confiscation ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GodlyPerson.andorra is landlocked

  • @ahmadmalaki8364
    @ahmadmalaki8364 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:06 I hate this controller but what Xbox said is actually pretty funny
    Like legit just look away

    • @Eroxally
      @Eroxally ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn

    • @RiversideWren3
      @RiversideWren3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's wrong with it? Too complicated?

    • @IsaacActs86
      @IsaacActs86 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@RiversideWren3 too gay tbh

    • @PlaceholderName2001
      @PlaceholderName2001 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@IsaacActs86 based

    • @RiversideWren3
      @RiversideWren3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Gamer_devisaac to be fair most of those flags are genders. So that controller is like only half gay

  • @hecker5477
    @hecker5477 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:11 IS THAT MR BOOSHOT FROM THE HIT SHOW TH-cam!!!!111

  • @kokiruuuuu
    @kokiruuuuu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:32 the Shuichi profile pic is why I'm still fucking alive today.

  • @suzannevanhousen7422
    @suzannevanhousen7422 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands”
    I don’t blame them

  • @Dabaugh15
    @Dabaugh15 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:27 YOU HAVE UNOOOOOO

  • @Wribread83
    @Wribread83 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:28 bruh theres no country there

  • @harrybest2041
    @harrybest2041 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:18 I tested what 'Women are...' would autocomplete to on my device.
    "Women are a year overdue"

    • @jacksongreenway
      @jacksongreenway 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I got “women are not allowed in this world” 💀
      And “women are not permitted to have children because of the laws that govern the law”

    • @aeromationsYT
      @aeromationsYT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jacksongreenway what did you type to get that ☠️

    • @jacksongreenway
      @jacksongreenway 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@aeromationsYT i don’t fucking know

    • @Mudkip_lieker13
      @Mudkip_lieker13 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I got “women are not just men they are women”

    • @harrybest2041
      @harrybest2041 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Since then, I've gotten a new device.
      Updated version:
      "Women are not available to play as outside of level select"
      💀

  • @meteorshute6599
    @meteorshute6599 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:29 As an item asylum player, I can confirm that slungus/Bunny is indeed very pancake and babey

  • @ChaoticallyPrivate
    @ChaoticallyPrivate ปีที่แล้ว +35

    At 4:37 the reason they didn’t die is because ants are so small they can dodge the radioactive waves, unlike you dodging this ra-