this kind of stand up is so difficult to succeed with - to be that prolific in writing brilliant, original one liners and use wordplay so ingeniously - just fantastic!
Agree w last comment so much. Instead of scraping the barrel with four-letter words and pathetic profanity Milton is non-stop witty and hilarious. He gets huge laughs from huge audiences, giving sheer delight to all rather than making us wince. That is true comedy. Good on you, Milton. X
Yes, great ones don't need to go there. - Johnny Carson: I went to a riot, and a hockey game broke out. - Emo Phillips: I was pushing a baby through Central Park and it kept crying and crying so I finally had to go back and get the carriage. - Jerry Seinfeld: Laundry is party time for your clothes, they're all in the washing machine dancing together.
@@deanmoore4337 You mean he didn't just walk onto a stage and come up with these jokes on the spot, but instead meticulously crafted them in advance over a period of months if not years? Balderdash!
He really is rather good. You can actually believe that his jokes were written by him too, and surely its pretty unusual to come up with so many original one-liners. How does he do it... shouldve joined the Pythons with that quality of utter sillyness :p
I actually did that when i was arrested for shoplifting...they said anything you say will be taken down in evidence...Do you have anything to say? I said, Stop hitting me, please OWWWW, why are you hitting me. They let me go with warning!
When I was younger I remember seeing tents in a graveyard and thinking there must be some merit badge for sleeping in a graveyard, I was reassured to find they just didn't wand all the dirt to get washed back into the hole.
im always shocked that he is religious , cant be many religious comedians , who people outside the religious like , i love him , very slightly on a tangent outside normal observational humor , but that together with a religious disposition must be very unique , an utterly likeable man with an original and very very funny perspective , and i can never understand that , it seems so alien to me t have such a wide berth but hilarious alternative perspective with humor , and to be religious , i mean that with the greatest of respect , but they seem so different as perspectives , theres no denying milton is a comedy master ,
I love that, like Tom Vine and Frank Skinner, he is a devout Christian. That takes guts in today's "culture" when you have the likes of Ricky Gervais smirking at you in contempt. Good on ya, Milton; and you're bloody funny too❤
One of the best all round comedians I've heard.
Love Milton Jones, good old fashioned humour, not watched him for years, this cheered me up.
this kind of stand up is so difficult to succeed with - to be that prolific in writing brilliant, original one liners and use wordplay so ingeniously - just fantastic!
Milton the genius comedian ! Like a good wine he just gets better and better ! Wonderfully incisive but never offensive . He never disappoints .
Typical ex British teacher scrapping the bottom of the barrel of comedy 😮 as funny as a stage four cancer diagnosis
That. Opening.
This man finished the comedic quest for the greatest opening of all time.
wrong.... see - George Carlin 'Modern Man'. Without doubt the best start to a stand-up routine, of all time.
Craig Dow Indeed. Carlin is an absolute god. Jerry Seinfeld amongst others owes his career to the man. 'More shit from the bogus captain...' !
NURSE !!!! HE'S ESCAPED AGAIN !!
I saw Lee Evans do this exact thing a few years ago.
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Agree w last comment so much. Instead of scraping the barrel with four-letter words and pathetic profanity Milton is non-stop witty and hilarious. He gets huge laughs from huge audiences, giving sheer delight to all rather than making us wince. That is true comedy. Good on you, Milton. X
He’s great but profanity can be funny and appropriate in the right context
@thegraciefighter102 Is the wrong answer.
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Yes, great ones don't need to go there.
- Johnny Carson: I went to a riot, and a hockey game broke out.
- Emo Phillips: I was pushing a baby through Central Park and it kept crying and crying so I finally had to go back and get the carriage.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Laundry is party time for your clothes, they're all in the washing machine dancing together.
.......
That beginning sums up Milton perfectly.
Random, yet hilarious.
That was the opposite of random.
I would describe this as God level Dad jokes.
Had the pleasure of meeting this man a few years ago in Dublin. He’s very quiet would you believe
Lots of comedians are - lots of people use humour as a defence mechanism ❤
I saw him here in London once. He was wearing a smart grey suit.he looked normal.
I just adore him. His deranged take on the English language has me in paroxyms.
Him & Tim Vine are amazing.
he is truly amazing, he speaks alot less than most comedians, but keeps the audience with him the whole way through
To some he is an acquired taste, to others he can be annoying. To me he is just the best.
Great audicence. Made him very welcome
It's nice to have alternative comedy, we all have our favourites, difficult to make people laugh
"..My other grandfather"
Had them crying
Have seen Milton 3 times brilliant, about time he released a new DVD
What is a DVD :-)
@@albertusmagnus5829 A DVD is a silver round disc which contains a video
Saw him live he was brilliant.
Fantastic comedian, good old fashioned comedy, love it ,
That "massive head injuries" bit had me rolling.
i think he's great
no profanity, no filth, no controversy....just good old fashioned humour
You nailed it !!
***** he is a christian
arrgh garry I think thats why i like him so much!!
+fruitcake4t sum up: boring!
spot on fruitcake
National treasure.
The man is a genius. So quick witted
Quick ????
@@deanmoore4337 You mean he didn't just walk onto a stage and come up with these jokes on the spot, but instead meticulously crafted them in advance over a period of months if not years? Balderdash!
Like music, the interesting bit is always in the space between the notes. Very clever guy!
That entry.
The deadpan look is funny as fook too. That’s a very confused looking man. Good God he’s good.
Funny.... thanks for sharing!!
He's a very cleaver man ,and a very funny man too ,I just love the one liners
yes he's hilarious but be careful of his cleaver
I love this guy.
This is amazing.
You are more likely to be injured if you've got a massive head. Spoken like a true comedian - who works with Dara O'Briain
Fantastic 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Milton never fails to make me laugh!
Pure genius 👍
Brilliant, as always
BRILLIANT!
I almost died of an overdose of puns!
*_Dave's One Night Stand_* (S2, Ep4; May 5, 2011)
Olympic Theater Dublin
Pt.3: Milton Jones
I nearly died at the hepatitis lines!
You liked the lines about hepatitis, eh?
Red
You should have got vaccinated, then.
Thanks for the laughs here in the Philippines.
Are you in the Philippines? Wow that’s amazing!
Brilliant!
Hello *crowd laughs* that's when you know this guy is good
Not necessarily good. 'Hello' is the next word in the song that was played. That was the joke, not him just randomly saying 'hello'.
Reminds me of Stephen Ireland who has lots of grand mothers!
Amazing funny Man
The daughter joke is so funny 😂
He really is rather good. You can actually believe that his jokes were written by him too, and surely its pretty unusual to come up with so many original one-liners. How does he do it... shouldve joined the Pythons with that quality of utter sillyness :p
He's too young.
WHAT FOR DOCTOR ?
Ask Tim vine about one liners
and hooooooow does he do it - seinfeld also stfu
But what about his other grandfather?
Or the other?
Dan The Dangerous Pig or the other?
Ayy!
@MichaelKingsfordGray deep
Class!!
Genius advice that last one haha.
gorgeous
Lionel Richie: “I sometimes see your pants outside my door”. 🧐
loooool at the Melony joke xD
This guy is hilarious!!!
Didn't expect to see you here. Rock on 🤘🤘
This guy....should write the penguin jokes.
True
I actually did that when i was arrested for shoplifting...they said anything you say will be taken down in evidence...Do you have anything to say?
I said, Stop hitting me, please OWWWW, why are you hitting me.
They let me go with warning!
great comedian :) loved it
Proof that you can be funny without swearing.
You can be funny in any away if you are funny....
When I was younger I remember seeing tents in a graveyard and thinking there must be some merit badge for sleeping in a graveyard, I was reassured to find they just didn't wand all the dirt to get washed back into the hole.
so good as somebody said no swearing just funny.
Love how he breaks character at around 4:50
No. It is "Danny Bhoy Funny Opening" on youtube :)
Genius!
Super super super excellent ! Gréât humour !!!!!!
Cheerios joke is superb
Milton Jones in Dublin Over With Laughter.
Brilliant.
funny funny funny man
He's like a deadpan Tim Vine.
Except when he's not, obviously.
Douche Bag hi douche bag
robert shelton Hello
@@hazahaxa Can't believe he didn't come back with, "is it me you're looking for?"
I once saw a T-shirt with a Where's Wally picture on the front but Wally's face was Lionel Ritchie
epic reply! hahaha
I thought the intro was an Adele joke, but then I noticed the year.
It's where she got the idea from...
ugly chilean doorman
Lionel Richie?
Really?
Elvis Presley? Beatles? Linda Ronstat?
Taylor Swift and Justin Beiber are not the only musical acts.
he should have done his "English theme pub" joke there
ive heard half of his jokes on mock the week
+michael jagger ...and they are still funny!
My other grandfather...
i can see it in your eyes
"My other grandfather was a genetic engineer who specialized in cloning. How else do you think I'd have so many grandfathers?"
so is every recording
Ahahah I love him
yes
Jeez that takes balls to stand up in front of all those people and make them laugh.
Donald Trump does that all the time.
Alright Den!
Wow that was amazing. And thats coming from someone who enjoys Frankie Boyle's stuff.
Wow..you're able to enjoy more than one type of humour, amazing
im always shocked that he is religious , cant be many religious comedians , who people outside the religious like , i love him , very slightly on a tangent outside normal observational humor , but that together with a religious disposition must be very unique , an utterly likeable man with an original and very very funny perspective , and i can never understand that , it seems so alien to me t have such a wide berth but hilarious alternative perspective with humor , and to be religious , i mean that with the greatest of respect , but they seem so different as perspectives , theres no denying milton is a comedy master ,
@@AE-gl6cb 😂😂😂😂
"my other grandfather"
Love him as a comedian he just doesn't really have a wide base of jokes. He repeats a lot from show to show.
I feel like that is more common with one-liner comedians as opposed to other comedians who just make up stories about things they've experienced
here is a one liner for you fuck off
Very Stephen Wright
Michael Douglas' long lost brother lol.
looks like matt bellamy in 15 years
hi
so good no swearing just wit.
A genius
I love that, like Tom Vine and Frank Skinner, he is a devout Christian. That takes guts in today's "culture" when you have the likes of Ricky Gervais smirking at you in contempt. Good on ya, Milton; and you're bloody funny too❤
At 5:38 the lady with red long curly hair is SO beautiful!!!
Who would go to the trouble of writing this....weird.
this guy recycles so many jokes.. but its so good.
Have you seen Danny Bhoy open a show with "bagpipes"?
Its called material, every comedian dose it,,
Was that chris slade from ac/dc in the audience
great , pissing myself ,,,,1 liners rule
Is it me You're Looking for?
Where did he get a Quagmire shirt?
When you know some of these cause you watch to much mock the week.
Very funny guy.