Dara O’Brien once said that Milton is the most edited guy on there as his lines cause the others to laugh so much they have to edit out chunks of time where it’s just the audience and the other comedians giggling like kids.
He is the current genius of one line, absurd, surreal comedy. It does take a special talent to come up with that stuff and ignore the generic stuff others come out with. No knob gags, no easy lines, just pure “weird” stuff.
Oh my. The fricking LEVEL that he's consistently delivering these lines at! That's superb. And for most/all of them to be clean jokes, that's what the best are made of.
You missed out. “Anyone can cook this. You can’t Beatrice. Sorry you can’t beat rice” and “Ve in ze german city of cologne haf a fragrance called Birmingham” but the ones you included are AMAZING
@@johnsupernaw7290 According to the latest list I'd say 3 tons of Rhodium, and his befuddled walk off clinches it! Rhodium (Rh) - $15,250/troy ounce. Iridium (Ir) - $4,750/troy ounce. Palladium (Pd) - $2,027/troy ounce. Gold (Au) - $1,723.55/troy ounce. Platinum - $889/troy ounce.
My fave is stew francis......'when I was a cop I worked undercover as a pimp,a punter wanted a 3some with menstruating woman......so I err pulled a few strings ' belter !!
This guy does it without using a lot of cursing and innuendos. He is brilliant.... and those shirts, the British should consider his wardrobe a national treasure. 🏆
Isn't it the Aussies who should leave us alone... the point is there are bloody masses of them - most of whom compete with the natives in the service industry.
His style is very old school like Marty Feldman or such. Very witty and unique. I wonder what the show would've been like if Eric Morcambe or John Cleese was on
The moment I heard that ‘they say criminals always return to the scene of the crime’ joke, I knew we were off to the races. Easily one my favorite contestants on MTW
Sushi is served on a moving conveyor belt in sushi restaurants. The luggage reclaim at airports also has moving conveyor belts. The guy mistook the baggage reclaim for the sushi conveyor belt.
Frankie may have been the best, but Milton got just as many if not more laughs out of me with his absurd humor. I nominate him to be next cyberman king.
@@ElegantSpud A lot of the jokes were ones he had said before on MTW, so obviously his jokes on that were not thought up on the spot and the standup routine just didn't seem to flow. I was really disappointed and so was the wife as we found him to be really funny on MTW
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Dara O’Brien once said that Milton is the most edited guy on there as his lines cause the others to laugh so much they have to edit out chunks of time where it’s just the audience and the other comedians giggling like kids.
That I could well imagine. He has me in stitches!
@@malcolmjohnston7873 Mnnmbnmmh HD
Is there a link to an interview where Dara said this?
I remember those "Lighthouse Keeper" jokes he did ... those had everybody roaring.
I would love to see Milton on TASKMASTER! He'd have the Taskmaster, the other contestants, and the audience in stitches all the time!
He'd be carnage 🤣
He is absolutely brilliant, no need for filth just super comedy.
"How's your lucky pencil case now" 😂
7:06 😂😂
To ye more mathetically minded reading this.
Was that a legit question/ question fragment?
I about soiled my dungarees the first time I saw that one. Still cracks me up every time I see it. Brilliant.
"Look! An ancient African city!" "From the makers of Timbuk One..."
"It looks like a runner bean, only smaller"
"From the makers of Mange One..."
Is it a part of a trilogy...
@@bashirlone624the third one was from the makers of Cocka One.
He is the current genius of one line, absurd, surreal comedy. It does take a special talent to come up with that stuff and ignore the generic stuff others come out with. No knob gags, no easy lines, just pure “weird” stuff.
The one comedian whose line you can’t wait for! Genius.
Oh my. The fricking LEVEL that he's consistently delivering these lines at! That's superb. And for most/all of them to be clean jokes, that's what the best are made of.
Miltons miind works in strange but hilarious ways. Genius
He's certainly unique. Some real absurdist type stuff at points.
"I am the Messiah - and the Queen is a biscuit!" and then swimming off the stage is the weirdest, funniest thing I've seen since Robin Williams died.
@@katherinewolfe "I think that was a floating voter."
Like he's not an edgy low brow comedian but I love his goofy British wit
"Today we'll be finding out how the queen arrived in Australia but first..." That is one funny line, I enjoyed that one the most
Clean as a whistle and the best because of it ....genius Milton rave on .
People like Milton Jones and Tim Vine are proof that swearing doesn't always equal funny.
Can listen to him day and night.
1:35 I am almost certain, that was a floating voter.
They shouldn’t have cut that out!
You missed out. “Anyone can cook this. You can’t Beatrice. Sorry you can’t beat rice” and “Ve in ze german city of cologne haf a fragrance called Birmingham” but the ones you included are AMAZING
This is part 1. Check the others.
"You can't beat rice" is one of the absolute best jokes I have ever heard in my entire 54 years. That one isn't gold - its platinum.
@@johnsupernaw7290 According to the latest list I'd say 3 tons of Rhodium, and his befuddled walk off clinches it!
Rhodium (Rh) - $15,250/troy ounce.
Iridium (Ir) - $4,750/troy ounce.
Palladium (Pd) - $2,027/troy ounce.
Gold (Au) - $1,723.55/troy ounce.
Platinum - $889/troy ounce.
I think the luggagy sushi is maybe my favourite ever joke!
My fave is stew francis......'when I was a cop I worked undercover as a pimp,a punter wanted a 3some with menstruating woman......so I err pulled a few strings ' belter !!
Just love - Baby tennis umpires sitting in their highchairs, shouting Deuce, deuce!!
Absolute genius. I love the train joke...I know a short cut.
This guy does it without using a lot of cursing and innuendos. He is brilliant.... and those shirts, the British should consider his wardrobe a national treasure. 🏆
Simple one liners but yet funny. Milton is so quick whitted.
Oy Milton leave Aussies alone! 🤣🤣🇦🇺🥰
Isn't it the Aussies who should leave us alone... the point is there are bloody masses of them - most of whom compete with the natives in the service industry.
Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy!!!
Ahhh Milton.
The strangest source of laughs I have had the pleasure of being immensely amused by.
He really brings out my Roaring Laughter
Would have been better if you put the topic up before Milton's bit.
Milton's a genius and love the occasional really dark jokes that really catches you off guard.
2:54 🤣 I really shouldn't watch Mock The Week while eating breakfast!
Hi my names sue barker, you may remember my dad, chew barker what a joke what a comedian.
I love Milton, he is the best, so funny!
"they taste luggagey" lolol.
The Dalmations one was absolute savage lmao
Fuckin chav
He's a bloody genius!
I would love to see this man in a star role in a movie!
@Ross Hall Thanks!
Watching this guy made me laugh so hard i nearly peed myself.absolute genius he is with his one limer jokes
Him and Gary Delaney are the best
4:52 “This is Fox News…” Oh, if only it was. 😜
His style is very old school like Marty Feldman or such. Very witty and unique.
I wonder what the show would've been like if Eric Morcambe or John Cleese was on
No one does surreal humor like Milton. The guy is a comic genius. I wonder what his dreams are like.
I love the joke about how he lost control of a bus 🤣
I really think you should of left in Hugh's retort to Milton's The queen is a biscuit joke.
Floating voter
@@toucheturtle...6547 Even Milton laughed at that one! 😜
Milton's 🎶 destiny is to be the King of Pun! 🎶
"Look an ancient African city from the makers of Timbuk one...."😂😂😂
A genius who got me where I am today.
Does anybody know where I am?
I used to drink strongbow with my mate dave and he was killed by an arrow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love him🤣🖖
Milton went to the store to buy some Beyond Meat. He found out that the cows were from Alpha Centauri.
4:52
An age old question, finally put to rest.
Brilliant.
11:33 Hi Josh
A biscuit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Psml every time I watch milton
The moment I heard that ‘they say criminals always return to the scene of the crime’ joke, I knew we were off to the races. Easily one my favorite contestants on MTW
4:50 i love how it abruptly cuts off Andy Parsons
Should be the standard for every show
1:38 It’s too bad you cut out Hugh’s response because it was the perfect complement to Milton’s joke.
Welcome to the bakery
One of his funniest lines! 👍🏻😂
3:56
Weird humour, I love it.
Genius
MEN 3:55
Tricky, isn't it, when you're the captain of a ship and a moth. You see a lighthouse. You know you shouldn't, BUT.....
DNA is in his humor because, Humor is in his DNA, which isn't easy with letters like ACGT.
13:00
(Lighthouse in the tempest question mark)
DNA!
The dna joke is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I pity the other comedians. Not matter how good their jokes are
It's tough keeping up with the Jones's.
Ed Byrne said exactly that....
the umpire high chair joke was the biggest brain joke I’ve heard
I want to see his shirt collection
1:35 wait didn't Hugh Dennis say "I think that was a floating voter!"
8:20 why’s he so fast
The man is genius, on par with Steven Wright and Emo Philips
"Women divers" 😆😆😆
Well the Kiev joke sure hasn't aged well
Milton reminds of of Lionel Messi
turn the lights out she said.. what about the boats said the lighthouse keeper
That whole run of lighthouse jokes was utterly brilliant. His delivery is so perfect.
Is that a terrible flan or a really good quiche?
WeLcOmE To ThE BaKeRy
12:22
pml lol omg ... x hahaha
It was so good to see Russell Howard….. say nothing!
Even better we didnt see nish kumar at all
Milton would be a really cool guy to be married to.....
Only if you wear shades at breakfast
Pencil case joke?
Waiting for first jenny joke...
What was the sushi one? It was a bit muffled
Sushi is served on a moving conveyor belt in sushi restaurants. The luggage reclaim at airports also has moving conveyor belts. The guy mistook the baggage reclaim for the sushi conveyor belt.
It certainly was a slow burner for Dara
@@ChallengeCommander .....but, if you knew sushi like I know sushi....
Can anyone explain the sausage joke?
10:13 it involves a sausage mascot from Lincolnshire used in the Olympics that looks like Dara.
What's the bleedin' time? 11 minutes 40 Seconds was booked. This s light wee Kari never goes out.
Frankie may have been the best, but Milton got just as many if not more laughs out of me with his absurd humor.
I nominate him to be next cyberman king.
8:13 yhey do taste like a??
Not bad at accents either
Only one objection. Steffi Graf didn’t have huge biceps🤣🤣In fact she had one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen especially the legs….
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Other "comedians" should learn that you don't have to be obscene to be funny.
First
I loved him on MTW, so went to see him live. Awful. Worst stand up I’ve seen
What was bad about it?
@@ElegantSpud A lot of the jokes were ones he had said before on MTW, so obviously his jokes on that were not thought up on the spot and the standup routine just didn't seem to flow. I was really disappointed and so was the wife as we found him to be really funny on MTW
Wow, that New Orleans joke was in spectacularly bad taste. But the rest was amazing, as always.
Milton Jones gives me the creeps . . . It's only a matter of time before everyone finds out what he's done!
Do you care to elaborate? 🙄