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  • @buddyhell7100
    @buddyhell7100 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    Back in the 80s, a friend split with his wife. They were both English, and knowing he disliked the Scottish accent, she moved to Glasgow taking the kids with her. Now his adults sons have the best Glaswegian accent ever.

    • @Sheba8.
      @Sheba8. 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      😅

    • @majestic1990
      @majestic1990 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Next level pettiness

    • @brendandoherty2159
      @brendandoherty2159 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@majestic1990 Well, in fairness the ex wife is a woman.....nough said?

    • @mattkinsella9856
      @mattkinsella9856 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@majestic1990Seems like the perfect level to me 😂

    • @anchovy9405
      @anchovy9405 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lolzzz brilliant😂

  • @marcturner3647
    @marcturner3647 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    I’m from Liverpool and me and me mates were on holiday in Tenerife and had a blast with the lads from Glasgow, this was 1998 anyway we always kept in touch and i had my stag night in Glasgow which was just brilliant and they all came down to my wedding and now most of them are married we all have a holiday somewhere we’re all together and i just love them all 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 with all the kids it’s been even better
    Cheers lads can’t wait for this year 🥃🍷🍻🥂🍾🍺🍺🍺🍺

    • @Sheba8.
      @Sheba8. 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That's so good. ✨️

    • @zombinosh
      @zombinosh 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Brilliant friend group. Have a great holiday.

    • @Dekky-1000
      @Dekky-1000 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Absolutely brilliant…love it 👍👍👍👍

    • @garythompson9452
      @garythompson9452 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      All that time, amazing. Long may your friendship continue.

  • @robstockton911
    @robstockton911 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    We had a Glaswegian colleague working in our (American) office for a year, and no one could understand him, so then another colleague from London would sort of translate the important bits as needed. By the end of the year, we could understand Glasgow guy just fine. Took the better part of the year, though. Then once we could understand him, we were a little sorry because every other word was “fukin.” His vocabulary was a little “colorful” by American workplace standards. Things seemed pretty dull when he left to go back to Glasgow. 😂😂

    • @pauls3204
      @pauls3204 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Fuckin 🤣

    • @robstockton911
      @robstockton911 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@pauls3204 Right, but like, “FOO-ken.”

  • @lolabelle4959
    @lolabelle4959 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    There's no place in the world like Glasgow, no BS + u kno exactly where u stand. Humour like nowhere else. ❤

  • @rolf-arnesand2304
    @rolf-arnesand2304 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Wee Mental Davy, his six kids and their 30 year old grannie should be a sitcom.

  • @DGsa1661
    @DGsa1661 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    “Care to explain yourself”😅

  • @FrankeeD
    @FrankeeD 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Had a Scottish prof at university and one day in a seminar he said something that sounded to us like, "It's like perils before swine." We sat there for a moment with blank looks until the penny dropped - "Pearls before swine."

  • @granthurlburt4062
    @granthurlburt4062 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    The real reason the romans didnt invade Scotland was the impossible accent.

    • @Kat-mu8wq
      @Kat-mu8wq หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Nobody has invaded Scotland and succeeded. England has tried about 3 times, Rome tried twice, Norway has tried, elsewhere in Scandinavia has tried (probably Denmark as they captured all of England back in the day) .. nobody has taken us.......Until now with the man in charge of the SNP.

    • @tartangarrix6702
      @tartangarrix6702 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Kat-mu8wqhe’s gone noo too

    • @lolabelle4959
      @lolabelle4959 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Kat-mu8wqthank u my friend x

  • @PeterKertesz2013
    @PeterKertesz2013 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Wee Mental Dave 😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🚀

  • @christinemacleod6771
    @christinemacleod6771 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Quality comedian Kev is top class.

  • @cormackjames
    @cormackjames 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    What a crowd, brilliant Kev! Hail Hail!

  • @debferguson4548
    @debferguson4548 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    As American I had a hard time deciphering some of what he was saying with his accent, but I appreciate it & salute the people that keep their culture & humor of their culture & region! That’s what’s beautiful about people! We are not one homogenous thing, we are WHO we are as our land , our cultures, our history has formed us , but as a whole we are ONE, hopefully not letting our differences divide us ( as politicians seem to want to Do!. Lol) People are more alike & hold the same values ,humor, laugh @ the same things, ( except for some things that only people local to the culture would “ get” ) than they are apart! I’ve traveled a lot & experienced many cultures, languages, there are good people wherever you go all around this world! There’s also a lot of “ shit’s”, people that know you’re not local & try to take advantage. Arseholes! But you’ll have the “ opportunist” everywhere you go, lol. & then you’ll have the “ good uns’” The local people that will be fair & honest , not part of the “ tour industry” that you can sit in a pub with, have a dram or a pint wit, & laern, about each other. That’s the best! I’m a Ferguson btw, but only by injection ( marriage, or ejaculation, so my children are Ferguson’s ) My hubby’s Grandad & several of his brothers immigrated to America. I LOVE cultures KEEPING their culture , accents, & history , not letting politics, corporates, big $$ , international investment entities & powers trying to make us one little homogenous soup that they can sup off of! I love ❤️ your humor, ( even though I missed a bit of it because I ‘m at a loss culturally, but a lot of it I “ got”!). You make people laugh! That’s good medicine & healthy! Positive & uplifting for the soul, no matter what one person in that crowd might have been going thru in their personal life @ the time, you gave them a reprieve for a bit, collectively, because they could all relate & laugh together, …& an injection into their soul of laughter & release of stress & worry! Good on you mon! You’re more a healer of humanity than you know! Keep up the good work! You’re a DR. Of humanity, no pharmaceutical prescriptions required to feel good!

    • @mikeyp0131
      @mikeyp0131 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Well said mate

  • @chrismcbee4653
    @chrismcbee4653 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I must say I love the accent.

  • @feargal2433
    @feargal2433 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Brilliant. 🤣👏

  • @rossross12398
    @rossross12398 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Love Scottish accent ❤❤❤

  • @mattymcmacca
    @mattymcmacca 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I didn't understand much, but from what i did, i found amusing.

  • @carlalindquist2766
    @carlalindquist2766 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I don’t know why, but I’m American and I have no problem understanding Kevin.😊

    • @howardmckeown7187
      @howardmckeown7187 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Scottish ancestry

    • @carlalindquist2766
      @carlalindquist2766 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Hmmm….perhaps what little I have is tenacious enough to keep my ears tuned.🤔

  • @christinemacleod6771
    @christinemacleod6771 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What a fuckin talent rolling with the laughter kick your ****** **** genius.

  • @austenpowers
    @austenpowers หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Yes Kev 😂

  • @EdontheBeach
    @EdontheBeach 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    hilarious!

  • @niguel4438
    @niguel4438 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Genius

  • @lynnblack6493
    @lynnblack6493 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Missed a little, but caught the jist. Crazy Kevin...

  • @doloreswylie3067
    @doloreswylie3067 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Here’s a joke Kevin I like…..a wee plasterer was getting instructions from the heid guy and he said …just give it a rough go, and the wee plasterer said …how rough do you want it and the boss said….Your best will be rough enough 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrmawson2438
    @mrmawson2438 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    😂

  • @Viev2000
    @Viev2000 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    L❤ve it!

  • @freedomfirst5557
    @freedomfirst5557 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He has the Benny Hill face

  • @thelastgreataudit8112
    @thelastgreataudit8112 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Glasgow: Scotland with style" as if you don't hae four separate kinds of stabbing named after your city.

  • @LG.C.F.C
    @LG.C.F.C หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Britain's best right there ladies and gentlemen

    • @Sheba8.
      @Sheba8. 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Without a doubt.

  • @robertritchie2860
    @robertritchie2860 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Good to see someone carrying the Big yuns flag foreward 😂

  • @Orpheus.Machine
    @Orpheus.Machine 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The weird thing is that although I’m from the Flemish-speaking part of Belgium and English is obviously not my mother tongue, I have no problem understanding Kevin.
    Maybe it is because Flemish people are already trained to understand the myriad of dialects that exist in the Flemish language.
    In fact, I find it more difficult to understand someone from West Flanders than someone from Scotland 😂

  • @emgee691
    @emgee691 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Curiosity question....If you live in the city of Hamburg in Germany, are you known as a Hamburger? A Hamburgarian? A Hamburgerstein?
    A Hamburgwegian? Can anyone tell me, please...

    • @jaysparrow6631
      @jaysparrow6631 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It’s Hamburgerstan!
      Sorry just couldn’t help me self! 😂😅😂

    • @emgee691
      @emgee691 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jaysparrow6631 Thank you.

    • @gdfggggg
      @gdfggggg 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Furburger?

  • @JimmyJacpots
    @JimmyJacpots 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Did Kevin play the wein from Hereditary?

  • @joanr3189
    @joanr3189 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Nathan was a prophet.

  • @dianehrechko6370
    @dianehrechko6370 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I’m in the US and watch a lot of UK TV. Never had an issue understanding Scottish people but there are some Geordie and welsh performers I can barely follow

    • @brendandoherty2159
      @brendandoherty2159 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Try a very drunk dude from Glasgow, even his own family struggle with the translation!!!

    • @dianehrechko6370
      @dianehrechko6370 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@brendandoherty2159 hell I don’t understand most drunk American men either

    • @brendandoherty2159
      @brendandoherty2159 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@dianehrechko6370 That's a valid point.

  • @JJONNYREPP
    @JJONNYREPP หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kevin Bridges' Hilarious Jokes About Life In Scotland | Universal Comedy 27.4.24 Taylor Swift's got a new double album out. in passing i acknowledged this. good luck that man....

  • @prideofdurham4776
    @prideofdurham4776 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My Aberdonian friend used to say "Its no Scotch bonnie lad , its Scots or Scottish".

    • @beebee9803
      @beebee9803 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Right -- Scotch is what you drink. Scots or Scottish, is who you are !!!

  • @mattploij2673
    @mattploij2673 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    aww cut off the garage joke, the punchline!

  • @zogzoogler
    @zogzoogler หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Connor Macgreggor is Ireland’s equivalent of wee mental Davey.

  • @Palmit_
    @Palmit_ หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i suppose i'm off to buy "The story continues" dvd then. Just a tiny bit scared it might not play nicely on my "classics" shelf.. "i'm the new boy fram Gleysgo.. tha rest of ye old spinny prux can fokoff..else get scratched tryin to stay "

  • @KathyAndrew
    @KathyAndrew 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I am American of Scottish descent, and I don't understand you. Our son visited Glasgow last year, he enjoyed his time there. Could not find out the right plad for a kilt.

    • @Scar-jg4bn
      @Scar-jg4bn 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This is the most American comment and it's so cringe. 😂

    • @KathyAndrew
      @KathyAndrew 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Scar-jg4bn what do you expect? My son is the first to go back to Sottland in my line in many generations.

  • @ianrees3231
    @ianrees3231 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    what did he say ho ho

  • @Nat-rc8kl
    @Nat-rc8kl หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I’m from Leamington Spa and I understand every word. You must have been speaking to some outsider? 😂

    • @mandyminx967
      @mandyminx967 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm from fuckin Leamington Spa. Fify

    • @MsBurndog
      @MsBurndog หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don’t worry about it mate, what do the Jocks have if they don’t have their accent? Love Kevin Bridges, shame he turned out Scottish, can’t win em all

    • @douglasjapp3105
      @douglasjapp3105 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He is a great comedian,giving folk a good laugh,try script writing you wise person.

    • @danielholm3420
      @danielholm3420 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sounds like a name of a cheap brothel

    • @lolabelle4959
      @lolabelle4959 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@MsBurndogwtf is wrong with u?! Bitter + biased much!! Cringing 4 u!!

  • @sarahhunter1114
    @sarahhunter1114 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This is really uncomfortable. He's cute like a baby, but filthy like my uncle who no longer gets invited to family functions.
    I think I love it, but I'm also drunk, so it's possible I'm just laughing at a documentary about Scotland.

  • @AnUsol-yd9pj
    @AnUsol-yd9pj ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I HAVE 2 SOCIAL WORKERS COME TO SEE ME THEY HAVE SOUTHERN ACCENTS WE STRUGGLE TO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER AND I'M ONLY FROM YORKSHIRE. Sorry that's in capitals I had typed it all I won't change it.

  • @whortle
    @whortle 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Diplomacy at its best.

  • @user-jr7cx9zm1e
    @user-jr7cx9zm1e 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I don't quite get this buy's obsession with believing that that the Scottish accent is hard to understand, just sounds like plain old English to me. It's not even a strong Scottish accent.

    • @nicholasgough5712
      @nicholasgough5712 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Living in Glasgow is more advanced

  • @airforceretired5094
    @airforceretired5094 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I cant understand him either

  • @janetpartyka5968
    @janetpartyka5968 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Can't understand everything you are saying. lol

  • @jimmclaughlin309
    @jimmclaughlin309 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Billy was of his time but Kevin is the man 😂

    • @Sheba8.
      @Sheba8. 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Kevin is the king!

  • @drfranklippenheimer8743
    @drfranklippenheimer8743 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This Scot would seem to suggest that his land is not Woke. And yet it leads the world in Woke revolutionary policy actions.

  • @user-ob1oi7kn2w
    @user-ob1oi7kn2w หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Scots git

    • @Sheba8.
      @Sheba8. 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh dear! 😂

    • @user-ob1oi7kn2w
      @user-ob1oi7kn2w 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Sheba8. oh dear what do you mean????

    • @user-bv9cs8bh9u
      @user-bv9cs8bh9u 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Watch your gub mate

    • @user-ob1oi7kn2w
      @user-ob1oi7kn2w 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@user-bv9cs8bh9u ya scots Git

  • @jimcampbell7387
    @jimcampbell7387 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I shut him off right after he uttered the first "F" Bomb. There is no need for that useless superlative. Time to grow up, sir.

    • @Scar-jg4bn
      @Scar-jg4bn 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I bet you're fun at parties...

  • @gdfggggg
    @gdfggggg 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He’s gone all left wing woke now 🥲

  • @anthonycollins5305
    @anthonycollins5305 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Billy Connolly act at the start there..............and carried on!

  • @sandiee6637
    @sandiee6637 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    😂