The fact that Mace Windu doesn't get any of the fourth wall breaking cultural references and doesn't even recognize past supreme chancellors' names, but he hears "sequel trilogy" and immediately understands
“I believe you are incorrect Master Windu, this is an arena and not a place for traditional festivities so this would not classify as a party.” -Anakin Skythesis
"However, as the Hutt Thinker Burguda once said; "The party is where your friends are." So from a contemporary Hutteses perspective on the situation, hinging of course on the assumption that we are in fact friends then perhaps, granted perhaps, this could be considered a party."
@@LucifersAngel-mu4mw "Although, now that we've considered the possibility, and only, the possibility that this could in fact, be a party. Now we need to determine what sort of party this is. Are we indeed a party of friends, or a party of killers? Can the two be one or is this yet again another case of classic dichotomy rearing it ever entreating head?"
We must never end this series then. Simple enough, may the Seals are Good stories continue flowing until he’s in his 90s just like Deadpool wisely said of Disney using Wolverine…
He must sound crazier than anyone else to the other Charecters. 'I don't believe you, I can't believe you, I refuse to believe you... 'ah shiet, Anikan and Dooku were right'
I just love how Duku consistently refuses to be sidetracked by questions and utter disbelief of his interlocutors and just continues his stories like he has a point XD
@@StarHorderit's a Slav thing. All Slav languages have a word for a person you are talking to, a perfectly colloquially usable word. And in English, weirdly, there's only this monster of a word, as far as I am aware, which is a bigger translation hurdle than you'd expect. ... Perchance.
@@dragonitematero BBY stands for "Before the battle of Yavin" which I think was the war where the first death star was blown up, so nobody in the prequels should even be measuring time by that calendar
@@dragonitematero Basically, there's no year system in any Star Wars media not based on blowing up the Death Star at the end of A New Hope. This is partially because at the time of the og series, the timeline was 'how many years after the end of Star Wars is it set?' and afterwards writers used the Death Star to make that literal, partially because almost all side media was set after the movies as Lucas forbade any media being set in the Clone Wars not made by him, or being set so far before the events that it lost all meaning and connection to the movies. Its also because its difficult to make any assessment over how long each movie is set. Because of this, its difficult to write any character referencing time in the Prequels because the only time system explicitly references an event that hasn't happened yet. And on one last note, it makes no god damn sense for anyone in universe to treat the Death Star as so significant an event it resulted in people making the entire calendar based around it. Especially when there was second one like 3 years later. If not for the comically short reign time, the taking over by Palpatine makes far more sense, since that ended a thousands year old republic system.
The fact Jango just stood there, politely waiting for them to get done with their conversation, is weirdly hilarious to me. Didn't even peep up, just stayed out of it.
"What's the mix this month?" "I think it's oxycodone, morphine, and diazepam." I am dying over the fact that Yoda has a literal cocktail mix of drugs he favors each month (likely to get around drug tolerance). And that it's just conversation material among the Jedi. "How's the weather? Is your training going well? Did Yoda go back to his usual ketamine or did he decide to switch it up with ritalin?"
@@genryu13 I don’t remember which video, but I am 99% sure that another one involving Dooku explicitly states that Yoda cycles through mixes specificly to avoid building a tolerance
@@V-Totaler It's in the "My powers have doubled since we last met" video. When they talk about why Yoda didn't go on the mission to rescue the chancellor, Anakin explains that he's in a meth-induced coma, to which Obi-Wan replies "He's always in a meth induced coma, the only reason he keeps switching drugs is to avoid building up tolerance"
Today I learned that John Cena was in fact invisible. I'll never be able to trust my eyes again. Oh well, the Jedi are trained not to trust their eyes, but instead feel the surroundings through the force. Too bad I've got no midichlorians...
Dooku: The faster we go, the faster we get to the sequel trilogy Mace: So... (shit, I have to buy as much time as possible... huh...) Did you know Anakin is writing a thesis on the famous Sith Legend "The Fall of Darth Plagueis The Wise", also known as "Sometimes, we do a little bit of sabotage"? Also, do NOT tell anyone, under any f-cking circumstance, that I'm talking about that mfer's god forsaken thesis.
fun fact, Vaapad actually channels the Opponent's darkness instead of one's own innate hatred. This allows its users to be especially capable against Dark siders, which is why Windu did so well against Sidius. It also doubles as a sort of self contained Dichotomy, by using the Dark side's power to beat the darksider which it would normally fuel. Could be an interesting side-tangent for a thesis that focuses on such topics...
In legends, vaapad did create a superconducting loop by channeling the user's own negative emotions. But it also reflected the opponent's dark side energies back at them. In current canon, it just converts the user's inner darkness and makes it easier for them to direct towards positive ends.
I don't know if my source is canon r legends but Mace didn't beat palpatine. Palpatine sensed anakins arrival and lost on purpose. If he were winning he might have pushed anakin to the other side. He needed to appear innocent at the time. Atleast enough time for anakin to betray windu. Also windus vapaad couldn't actually impact sidious cause his darkness wasn't unhinged rage like most weaker dark siders against whom vapad was more effective.
@@badrinath5306 It's definitely not canon, nor is it legends. The current source material flat out states Mace defeated Palpatine clean and disfigured him. In legends, Mace used the superconducting loop of Vaapad to disarm Palps and hold his ground against the lightning. That's straight from the novelization. It doesn't matter whether the opponent's darkness is unchained or focused, just so long as it's presence to take advantage of. The problem was, Palpatine's powers were legitimately beyond what Mace could handle in that moment and he admitted as much as his blade and the lightning itself were being bent from the extreme confrontation.
For those wondering, at 4:50 the full text says "An overwhelming offense is one thing, but if you match it with sloppiness and leave yourself open you're dangerously exposing yourself."
Fun fact: On computer you can use the , and . buttons to rewind and advance by 1 frame respectively, making finding Easter eggs such as these very simple. Out of luck non-computer-using folks
woah, woah, woah! Let's not be too hasty here! And also, remember that if you are ever confronted with the choice between the sequel trilogy and Anakin thesis, you can always throw yourself out of a window: seems an affirmed tradition among the Jedi...
it makes complete sense for Dooku to know what BBY stands for, given he told the entire plan to Obi Wan that one time but how did Anakin come to know of it? Must have been in those holocrons Dooku passed on to him for his thesis 🤔 this whole thing makes more sense than episode 6+3 :OOOO
He told Obi Wan that the plan was that there would be a rebellion in 20 years and the rebels would have a last stand on Yavin, which would then blow up the Death Star, becoming the defining moment at which the eventually successful rebels would use as the basis of their new calendar system, replacing the current lack of a canonical calendar system? Was this just the simplest way to get a calendar law through the Senate?
@Boneworm852 The eternal struggle of Mace Windu: - Stay in the Jedi Temple and deal with Yoda's abuse. Or - Go outside the Temple and get ambushed by Anakin wanting to discuss his thesis.
Imagine the absolute RAGER destroying the Jedi Counsil Chambers, while young master Dooku stands in the corner with his red plastic cup, shaking his head, muttering: "29... 30... 31... 32... 32 different species. *tsk-tsk* Disgraceful. Absolutely disgraceful."
Meanwhile, Jango's just wondering how much longer this conversation's gonna take to wrap up so he can get this guy's very easily discernible, more than a thousand degree lightsaber blade away from his neck.
"... what the **** does 'BBY' stand for?" 🤣 Nothing worse than trying to get into a new fandom and not knowing what all the abbreviations they throw around mean.
@@cat_from_heaven the Mandalorian is around 7 ABY, at which point Baby Yoda is 50 years old. It's basically just "years before/after the movie Star Wars" for us nerds to keep track a bit easier, but then they made it canon and things get weird talking about prequel stuff!
To be fair, as far as i can tell, no matter the country, no matter the year, one thing that is always true is blaming the good and the bad on the president for everything that happens on their term no matter if it was something he actually did or the Congress or the Supreme Court or the Senate.
Great video as always! Especially these drug-addict Yoda stories! Now I want to see absolutely crazy Yoda, who decided to try all his drugs at once accidentally visiting Palpatine after order 66, not knowing what is happening, just he rampaging and Palpatine got in way! (Maybe he mistake him for someone else, like Anakin' Your thesis talk, I will end!') Or better, he for first time didn't take a drugs and it is seen on his mood. At he decided make it Palpatine problem.
_That_ may explain why the Geonosians promptly skedaddled out of there and why the Jedi taskforce was reduced to 40 survivors from a force of 200 by the end of it. The droid army didn't even kill a single Jedi, it's just Anakin's thesis is so horrible that Jedi just off themselves with their lightsabers just to escape hearing it. Count Dooku demanding their surrender and cut Anakin's thesis ramblings short to spare everyone and anyone not Padme from offing themselves is pretty magnanimous on Dooku's part, truly he is a Gentleman.
The idea that Dooku has all this meta knowledge about the universe is so perfectly hilarious, bro really is attuned to the force in ways palpatine wishes he was.
Fun fact: Originally Mace Windu had a blue lightsaber when he was part of some of the early games released after the Phantom Menace. Samuel Jackson insisted on having a purple light saber in the movies, which is why Mace had a purple lightsaber.
Now I really get why Palpatine issued Order 66. He realized that all the Jedi were unable to change and pacify Yoda, even supporting implicitly drug abuses, bullying, and depravation. By issuing order 66, he improved the mental health of so many beings in the galaxy, or at least freed them from the sadness of existence induced by Yoda's constant bullying. We will never forget you, Pal.
I mean, Christopher Lee was extremely well known for shutting down productions on set telling his innumerable stories. They were so interesting that everyone from the director on down would stop and listen. There is an example on the Hobbit extra features where Lee is talking about Tolkien and everyone is listening, including Peter Jackson while the Assistant Director looks like she wants to hang herself because they're losing time.
Anakin, by having a thesis long enough, will indefinitely delay the arrival of the sequel trilogy, thus creating balance in the force. This Anakin is the real chosen ones.
The fact that Mace Windu doesn't get any of the fourth wall breaking cultural references and doesn't even recognize past supreme chancellors' names, but he hears "sequel trilogy" and immediately understands
They’re that bad they bend space and time.
It's probably because Yoda complains about them constantly during his drug fueled fits.
Oh he does. That part where he says "the faster we go the sooner we get to the sequel trilogy"
*Master Windows
Yeah because the sequel trilogy is how he expresses the screw up of Darth Plagius the Wise haha
“I believe you are incorrect Master Windu, this is an arena and not a place for traditional festivities so this would not classify as a party.” -Anakin Skythesis
😂😂😂 skythesis! Im stealing this so thank you in advance
Mace Windu after 10 seconds of deliberation: "Anakin. Shut the fuck up."
Well done, I read this in Anakin's voice.
"However, as the Hutt Thinker Burguda once said; "The party is where your friends are." So from a contemporary Hutteses perspective on the situation, hinging of course on the assumption that we are in fact friends then perhaps, granted perhaps, this could be considered a party."
@@LucifersAngel-mu4mw "Although, now that we've considered the possibility, and only, the possibility that this could in fact, be a party. Now we need to determine what sort of party this is. Are we indeed a party of friends, or a party of killers? Can the two be one or is this yet again another case of classic dichotomy rearing it ever entreating head?"
"The faster we go, the quicker we get to the sequel trilogy."
*Message received loud and clear*
We must never end this series then. Simple enough, may the Seals are Good stories continue flowing until he’s in his 90s just like Deadpool wisely said of Disney using Wolverine…
I broke when that happened.
A more clear message was never sent
Well, we still have Clone Wars and the Dark Forces FMVs.
@@Zaptor111-2 Kyle Katarn is the baddest dude in space.
Anakin's thesis is peak of SW fanfiction but Dooku reveals everything series is growing on me.
Factsssss more dooku pls
He must sound crazier than anyone else to the other Charecters.
'I don't believe you, I can't believe you, I refuse to believe you...
'ah shiet, Anikan and Dooku were right'
I just love how Duku consistently refuses to be sidetracked by questions and utter disbelief of his interlocutors and just continues his stories like he has a point XD
He’s too old (and apparently omniscient) to do otherwise
did you just use the word "interlocutors"? based.
@@StarHorderit's a Slav thing. All Slav languages have a word for a person you are talking to, a perfectly colloquially usable word. And in English, weirdly, there's only this monster of a word, as far as I am aware, which is a bigger translation hurdle than you'd expect.
... Perchance.
bro is mr hippo if he was a fallen jedi
Dooku
“What the fuck is BBY?”
Second time in this series someone’s self awareness of the timeline confused another person
Just out of curiosity but what does BBY actually stand for?
"Before (the) Battle (of) Yavin" and ABY is "After"
@@dragonitematero Before the battle of Yavin (destruction of the first Death Star).
@@dragonitematero BBY stands for "Before the battle of Yavin" which I think was the war where the first death star was blown up, so nobody in the prequels should even be measuring time by that calendar
@@dragonitematero Basically, there's no year system in any Star Wars media not based on blowing up the Death Star at the end of A New Hope. This is partially because at the time of the og series, the timeline was 'how many years after the end of Star Wars is it set?' and afterwards writers used the Death Star to make that literal, partially because almost all side media was set after the movies as Lucas forbade any media being set in the Clone Wars not made by him, or being set so far before the events that it lost all meaning and connection to the movies. Its also because its difficult to make any assessment over how long each movie is set. Because of this, its difficult to write any character referencing time in the Prequels because the only time system explicitly references an event that hasn't happened yet.
And on one last note, it makes no god damn sense for anyone in universe to treat the Death Star as so significant an event it resulted in people making the entire calendar based around it. Especially when there was second one like 3 years later. If not for the comically short reign time, the taking over by Palpatine makes far more sense, since that ended a thousands year old republic system.
I love Dooku's omniscience, it's fucking gold. And Mace specifically knowing about the sequel trilogy but no the original trilogy is also amazing.
Dooku tells all
he knows about the OT, he jsut doesn't know what BBY means yet
To be fair, Windu was dead during the original trilogy :D
@ allegedly
The fact Jango just stood there, politely waiting for them to get done with their conversation, is weirdly hilarious to me. Didn't even peep up, just stayed out of it.
Witty banter costs extra and Dooku didn't shell out for it.
@@Ravenforce3 That feels weirdly in-character for Jango. I declare it canon to this parody!
@@Ravenforce3 I can hear it in his voice 😂
Jango is a professional, and is currently on the clock. As he has no one to be educating at the moment, he doesnt have anything to say
Windu: "Jedi business. Get back to your drinks"
4:30 The source of all that anger is having to listen to Anakin bothering him at 3 in the morning about his Thesis for the last 10 years straight.
At this point in the timeline Anakin has not yet completed his thesis.
@@JurassiccanonkingThat's even worse, the thesis was on top of all of this
@@Jurassiccanonking Well then he was asking Master Window for wording of specific phrases. A peer-review could start before the thesis is finished.
It’s so cute that Windu thinks he can change Yoda…
and yet the secret source of his power from his rage is Yoda.
it's called spite
he hates him so much that he is fueled by that rage to change him
One would think it was Anakin talking about his thesis. Although this might've been while he was still working on it.
I kinda like to think the Jedi council is a dysfunctional family of orphans wrapping the whole galaxy into their family problems.
Dooku is a real politician, he can extend any kind of interaction into a 5 minute discussion about whatever he wants.
Unlike politicians his words do actually have substance.
@@svenneumann2816 If you think Dooku has substance you should hear Yoda He's got enough substance to be considered abusive
"What's the mix this month?"
"I think it's oxycodone, morphine, and diazepam."
I am dying over the fact that Yoda has a literal cocktail mix of drugs he favors each month (likely to get around drug tolerance).
And that it's just conversation material among the Jedi.
"How's the weather? Is your training going well? Did Yoda go back to his usual ketamine or did he decide to switch it up with ritalin?"
Decided to incorporate baby aspirin I have
@@Vanessomatic Baby aspirin? Oh. Sorry, Yaddle. I thought you were Yoda. The new haircut really threw me off.
@@genryu13 I don’t remember which video, but I am 99% sure that another one involving Dooku explicitly states that Yoda cycles through mixes specificly to avoid building a tolerance
@@V-Totaler It's in the "My powers have doubled since we last met" video. When they talk about why Yoda didn't go on the mission to rescue the chancellor, Anakin explains that he's in a meth-induced coma, to which Obi-Wan replies "He's always in a meth induced coma, the only reason he keeps switching drugs is to avoid building up tolerance"
What's even better is that oxycidone, morphine, and diazepam is healthy in the Yoda scale of drug usage.
Yoda being a drug addict is my favorite running joke on the Internet, even moreso than John Cena being invisible.
Who the Eff is John Cena?
@DanielTheAwesome86 idk, never seen him before.
Today I learned that John Cena was in fact invisible. I'll never be able to trust my eyes again. Oh well, the Jedi are trained not to trust their eyes, but instead feel the surroundings through the force. Too bad I've got no midichlorians...
Or the classic everything fears Chuck Noris
I haven't seen a John Cena being invisible joke in ages
His name wasn't Space Obama, Dooku just doesn't know the name of the first black Chancellor.
0:51 the imagery of yoda blinking aggressively trying to wink is hysterical
Dooku: The faster we go, the faster we get to the sequel trilogy
Mace: So... (shit, I have to buy as much time as possible... huh...) Did you know Anakin is writing a thesis on the famous Sith Legend "The Fall of Darth Plagueis The Wise", also known as "Sometimes, we do a little bit of sabotage"? Also, do NOT tell anyone, under any f-cking circumstance, that I'm talking about that mfer's god forsaken thesis.
If Anakin was thoughtful enough to give mace some earplugs Palpatine was screwed
@@BigWarthog How would that be thoughtful? It means people can't listen to the genius that is Anakin's thesis.
Ah, yes... the dichotomy of genius and failure to convince. It's a central theme in the tale of Anakin's fall to the...
I think Mace would fall to the dark side immediately after learning that Dooku gave him sources.
What do you think Anakin is going to use to stop Dooku from escaping?
😁
fun fact, Vaapad actually channels the Opponent's darkness instead of one's own innate hatred. This allows its users to be especially capable against Dark siders, which is why Windu did so well against Sidius. It also doubles as a sort of self contained Dichotomy, by using the Dark side's power to beat the darksider which it would normally fuel. Could be an interesting side-tangent for a thesis that focuses on such topics...
The user does also have to allow themselves to enjoy the thrill of the fight, this is explicitly stated in the novel Shatterpoint.
Did someone say DICHOTOMY?
In legends, vaapad did create a superconducting loop by channeling the user's own negative emotions. But it also reflected the opponent's dark side energies back at them. In current canon, it just converts the user's inner darkness and makes it easier for them to direct towards positive ends.
I don't know if my source is canon r legends but Mace didn't beat palpatine. Palpatine sensed anakins arrival and lost on purpose. If he were winning he might have pushed anakin to the other side. He needed to appear innocent at the time. Atleast enough time for anakin to betray windu. Also windus vapaad couldn't actually impact sidious cause his darkness wasn't unhinged rage like most weaker dark siders against whom vapad was more effective.
@@badrinath5306 It's definitely not canon, nor is it legends. The current source material flat out states Mace defeated Palpatine clean and disfigured him. In legends, Mace used the superconducting loop of Vaapad to disarm Palps and hold his ground against the lightning. That's straight from the novelization.
It doesn't matter whether the opponent's darkness is unchained or focused, just so long as it's presence to take advantage of. The problem was, Palpatine's powers were legitimately beyond what Mace could handle in that moment and he admitted as much as his blade and the lightning itself were being bent from the extreme confrontation.
For those wondering, at 4:50 the full text says "An overwhelming offense is one thing, but if you match it with sloppiness and leave yourself open you're dangerously exposing yourself."
Fun fact:
On computer you can use the , and . buttons to rewind and advance by 1 frame respectively, making finding Easter eggs such as these very simple.
Out of luck non-computer-using folks
The sequel trilogy is so bad, Master Windu would maybe even listen to Anakin's thesis in order to waste time
woah, woah, woah! Let's not be too hasty here! And also, remember that if you are ever confronted with the choice between the sequel trilogy and Anakin thesis, you can always throw yourself out of a window: seems an affirmed tradition among the Jedi...
@@Beregorn88It's not only an affirmed tradition; there's legal precedent!
Hey now, let's not go nuts.
I like how it seems the entire arena, including Jango, the Jedi and Droids all stopped what they were doing to listen to this riveting gossip.
The awkward pause after 4:02 followed by Mace deciding to stretch it out😂
"What does BBY stand for?" is one of the best running gags in the series
before the battle of yavin, the first death star's destruction.
I like the BBY joke so much, it's such a nerdy thing but I love it.
“Totally disabled I am totally faking I’m not” - master yoda
I mean, you could argue his speech impediment is a symptom of disability
@@ALJ9000 Isn't that just centures-old outdated grammar?
@@foisopracurtir6389 Maybe in some nation that doesn’t exist anymore, sure
I just imagine Dooku here is some type of isekai self insert situation in that universe and he just likes fucking with the characters.
"That time i got reincarnated as Count Dooku!"
I think the Jedi in this universe would be better off without yoda
*Mace Windu glare* “We can change him.”
in any universe tbh.
Nah man, didn’t to hear about his legendary parties?
The moment I heard "the party is over" I thought "Yoda would probably say something about that"
Just like Anakin can’t go two minutes without talking about his thesis, Mace cant go two minutes without bringing up Vapaad
I love that Dooku has knowledge that frequently and regularly breaks the forth wall
I love the running BBY joke
It turns out The Last Jedi is Johnson's traumatic response to stumbling upon Anakin's Thesis.
Christopher Lee would be proud of this
Windu 1 minute after New Year's: *This party's over*
The Younglings "Happy New Year!"
Master Windu "This Parties Over!"
Youngling's "oooooohhhh"
Master Windu "Anakin, execute the Youngling Massacre Manoeuvrers"
it makes complete sense for Dooku to know what BBY stands for, given he told the entire plan to Obi Wan that one time
but how did Anakin come to know of it? Must have been in those holocrons Dooku passed on to him for his thesis 🤔
this whole thing makes more sense than episode 6+3 :OOOO
He told Obi Wan that the plan was that there would be a rebellion in 20 years and the rebels would have a last stand on Yavin, which would then blow up the Death Star, becoming the defining moment at which the eventually successful rebels would use as the basis of their new calendar system, replacing the current lack of a canonical calendar system?
Was this just the simplest way to get a calendar law through the Senate?
I love how merciless this channel is against the sequel trilogy.
Never forget what they took from you
Did Yoda know Ahsoka Tano’s mother? Given how good a friend Ahsoka was, I bet her mom was an even better friend.
Finest MILF in the Galaxy, she was.
Imagine the burn in Mace's arm after holding that lightsaber up for so long.
Hot damn the last time I was this early dooku had just lost his hands
And you have to realize, Mace hates Yoda's drug addiction more than Skywalker's thesis.
I'm surprised the source of Mace's anger isn't a certain Jedi's thesis, although it must be a close runner up.
He's only had to deal with Anakin's thesis for, at most, a decade or so. He's had to deal with Yoda his entire life.
@Boneworm852 The eternal struggle of Mace Windu:
- Stay in the Jedi Temple and deal with Yoda's abuse.
Or
- Go outside the Temple and get ambushed by Anakin wanting to discuss his thesis.
Imagine yoda and dooku rocking out to the party rock anthem mos eisley remix
Dooku is truly a hero for stalling as much time from the sequels as possible
I love Reasonable Count Dooku
I love the idea that Mace Windu is constantly being met with people complaining to him that "he's not as much fun as Master Yoda"😂
Okay, after all these videos I can't imagine Dooku in any way other than the most sane person in Star Wars except apparently being omniscient
how could Mace not have heard of Space Obama?! EVERYONE knows Space Obama!
And yet no one knows his last name
Man I really like Dooku in this universe, his episode are probably my favourite closely followed by the ones with Palp.
The long pause at around 1:00 was what got me. All this dialogue and a moment of COMPLETE SILENCE got me. 😂
Imagine the absolute RAGER destroying the Jedi Counsil Chambers, while young master Dooku stands in the corner with his red plastic cup, shaking his head, muttering:
"29... 30... 31... 32... 32 different species. *tsk-tsk* Disgraceful. Absolutely disgraceful."
Slaanesh is a Yoda cultist
Yoda's a crazy player
So Yoda was lying about not having a problem with Obi Wan’s sexuality…why am I not surprised?
Meanwhile, Jango's just wondering how much longer this conversation's gonna take to wrap up so he can get this guy's very easily discernible, more than a thousand degree lightsaber blade away from his neck.
"... what the **** does 'BBY' stand for?"
🤣
Nothing worse than trying to get into a new fandom and not knowing what all the abbreviations they throw around mean.
Before the Battle of Yavin if your were wondering.
@@ncr_ranger96 what? I thought it really was "before Baby Yoda"
@@cat_from_heaven the Mandalorian is around 7 ABY, at which point Baby Yoda is 50 years old. It's basically just "years before/after the movie Star Wars" for us nerds to keep track a bit easier, but then they made it canon and things get weird talking about prequel stuff!
2:20 I love the fact that so many Americans think gay marriage was passed by Obama and not brought about by the Supreme Court.
To be fair, as far as i can tell, no matter the country, no matter the year, one thing that is always true is blaming the good and the bad on the president for everything that happens on their term no matter if it was something he actually did or the Congress or the Supreme Court or the Senate.
Who proposed the law?
Who proposed the law?
I don't think that Gay marriage is bad. Everyone deserves happiness.
Why are we bringing up "Americans" and the "Supreme Court" this is clearly about Supreme Chancellor Space Obama, totally different.
Great video as always! Especially these drug-addict Yoda stories! Now I want to see absolutely crazy Yoda, who decided to try all his drugs at once accidentally visiting Palpatine after order 66, not knowing what is happening, just he rampaging and Palpatine got in way! (Maybe he mistake him for someone else, like Anakin' Your thesis talk, I will end!') Or better, he for first time didn't take a drugs and it is seen on his mood. At he decided make it Palpatine problem.
"ain't no party like a Yoda party" - Dooku, probably
I'm only here to learn more about Anakin's thesis.
Reading the extra text when they skip it is worth it.
...And one time, he almost listened.
1:26 good bit
For a second there I thought Dooku was gonna ask Anakin to present his Thesis to the crowd lol...
_That_ may explain why the Geonosians promptly skedaddled out of there and why the Jedi taskforce was reduced to 40 survivors from a force of 200 by the end of it. The droid army didn't even kill a single Jedi, it's just Anakin's thesis is so horrible that Jedi just off themselves with their lightsabers just to escape hearing it.
Count Dooku demanding their surrender and cut Anakin's thesis ramblings short to spare everyone and anyone not Padme from offing themselves is pretty magnanimous on Dooku's part, truly he is a Gentleman.
"One time he almost listened"
A great disturbance in the force, I feel...
I was fully expecting Maces response to Dookus question about where his rage and anger was coming from to be about Anakins Thesis
Count Dooku seems to have lived a life almost as interesting as Christoper Lee's.
Almost.
Polite old man Dooku is quickly becoming my favorite character.
*i like the idea, dooku paused his entire fleet and guards with a little personal remote, just to talk and catch up...*
5:21 Pulp Fiction reference 🫵🏻
Glad someone else noticed, lmao! 😆
BAMF was engraved on the actual prop btw; in-joke among the production crew.
@ This!
What is It?
@@sobasicallyisuck7656 Samuel Jackson’s character in Pulp Fiction has BMF (Bad Mother F*cker) engraved on his wallet
Even Vaapad could not control Mace's hatred for Anakin's thesis
The idea that Dooku has all this meta knowledge about the universe is so perfectly hilarious, bro really is attuned to the force in ways palpatine wishes he was.
Only SLJ could be the one to make Star Wars R with just words
Mace's inner darkness comes from knowing about the sequel trilogy
7 minutes ago is insane, even for me
I fucking love the fact that not only is Supreme Chancellor Skor Kalpana an actually canon character, but one that's been around for 25 Years.
Fun fact: Originally Mace Windu had a blue lightsaber when he was part of some of the early games released after the Phantom Menace. Samuel Jackson insisted on having a purple light saber in the movies, which is why Mace had a purple lightsaber.
Thanks for the fun fact, i might be wrong but i believe Samuel L Jackson's favorite colour Is purple
“It allows me to channel my inner rage and hate”
“Rage and hate at what?”
“This conversation”
gfd mace's INSISTENCE that they can change yoda is becoming my favorite c-plot in anakin shrugged
Now I really get why Palpatine issued Order 66. He realized that all the Jedi were unable to change and pacify Yoda, even supporting implicitly drug abuses, bullying, and depravation. By issuing order 66, he improved the mental health of so many beings in the galaxy, or at least freed them from the sadness of existence induced by Yoda's constant bullying. We will never forget you, Pal.
'Where does this darkness come from?' I genuinely expected to hear Anakin talking about his thesis
I need yoda's mix too get me through the sequel trilogy
I mean, Christopher Lee was extremely well known for shutting down productions on set telling his innumerable stories. They were so interesting that everyone from the director on down would stop and listen. There is an example on the Hobbit extra features where Lee is talking about Tolkien and everyone is listening, including Peter Jackson while the Assistant Director looks like she wants to hang herself because they're losing time.
Lmfao love this series 😂
The BBY thing is my favorite running gag behind the thesis and yoda the party animal XD
Windu rushing the only guy who can truly understand the depths to Yoda's addiction and depravity
why are your videos so god damned good
I 100% expected Dooku to start singing "party pooper" 🤣🤣
*Every party needs a pooper*
*That's why they invited you*
*Party Pooper*
*Party Pooper*
How do we know Chancellor Obama wasn’t Darth Plagues the Wise?
Talk about a party pooper
Because if he was, the Clone Wars and Rise of the Empire would have happened decades ahead of schedule.
@ oh that makes sense.
The Sith would never tell you about Space Chancellor Obama... He bought affordable health care to all, giving life where there was not hope...
"The faster we go, the faster we get to sequels trilogy."
Sometimes its important to take a break and listen to ones sharing wisdom.
The Sex worker and Floating chair "Incident"?
The more I learn, the more I want to know more about this Universe of Star Wars...it sounds amazing
Perfect as always.
Another good one 😂
Anakin, by having a thesis long enough, will indefinitely delay the arrival of the sequel trilogy, thus creating balance in the force. This Anakin is the real chosen ones.
You are frickin wonderful dude, i wish the best for your channel❤️🫡
Thank you!
I imagine that Yoda's line about the artillery will be unchanged.
aint no party like a yoda party
Omg new seal vid🫣
I thought the source of all his anger was from being forced to listen through Anakin’s thesis.
another great video
I thought he was pausing at "one time he blew a tenth of the Jedi order" for a moment there
Dooku and Yoda my favorite people in this whole series, Mace Windu and Anakin are a close second