Dooku Reveals All

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  • Visiting a captured Obi-Wan on Genosis, Dooku decides now would be the best time to reveal all to Obi-Wan.
    And he does mean all.
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    The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me.
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  • @TheClassyArchitect
    @TheClassyArchitect 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2938

    “Ah, but I believe she’ll be All The Jedi at that point, thus his plans will fail.”
    Man the sequels were…something.

    • @astrea_yt
      @astrea_yt 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +182

      I thought Obi-Wan was gonna be like: "Excuse me, 'Be All The Jedi?'"

    • @hayleybartek8643
      @hayleybartek8643 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +234

      The sequels sure were movies with decisions in them.

    • @Psykolord1989
      @Psykolord1989 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +130

      Truly three of the movies of all time.

    • @nagygergely9618
      @nagygergely9618 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +161

      "I'm a Tank!"
      "Then I'm a Tank too and I win because I'm bigger!"
      "No, because then I'm ALL the Tanks and I win!"
      "NO, then I'm all the tanks too, but Bigger!"
      - Sequel lore a'la playground

    • @RESIDENTHOB0
      @RESIDENTHOB0 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +84

      What sequels? I dont recall there ever being any sequels. They don't exist. 🥲

  • @danielbalchin2308
    @danielbalchin2308 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2850

    "I DONT BELIEVE YOU", we all wish it was a lie

    • @TheSolidSnakeOil
      @TheSolidSnakeOil 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      We all do.

    • @pimpamtrucutruku3873
      @pimpamtrucutruku3873 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Period

    • @ryorai5804
      @ryorai5804 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Some how it wasn't

    • @InternetArchive1
      @InternetArchive1 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      Yeah, leaking the actual planet of the shield generators is an incredibly stupid move on his part.
      Oh, and the sequels.

    • @jesustovar2549
      @jesustovar2549 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@@InternetArchive1I mean, his goal was to kill the rebels on action, but I guess he didn't count with the ewoks (just came from seeing ROTJ in a theater nearby, immersive and amazing experience, but now you made me question this).

  • @bobthespud9634
    @bobthespud9634 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2585

    I wouldn't believe dooku either, that last part was just ridiculous

    • @lisboah
      @lisboah 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +185

      I was following until he started talking about Snoke, and this granddaughter...
      Though the whole "teddy bears beating the Empire" part was pretty ridiculous...

    • @luxinvictus9018
      @luxinvictus9018 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +169

      "she'll be all the Jedi at that point"
      "Oh cool. So will the force ghosts of former masters appear besides her"
      "Well, no. A certain communist government will force the studio to remove that part because they don't like to movies showing ancestral ghosts encouraging people to fight against oppressors. Yes really"

    • @yumin_pluto558
      @yumin_pluto558 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      @@luxinvictus9018wait really? I didn’t get that lore.

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@yumin_pluto558 , all Ghostbusters media is banned in China because you aren't allowed to show ghosts in any form of entertainment in Chinese media hence why Disney also removed all of the Space Ghosts.

    • @theod4660
      @theod4660 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      @@yumin_pluto558From what I remember, China’s culture really hate ghost/zombies, seeing it as disrespectful for the dead. I don’t know if this is why they choose to only have them as sound, but marketing it to China could be a reason

  • @Lololooplol
    @Lololooplol 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2889

    Anakin gets criticised for being dumb but look at obi wan

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +94

      *"what is fortnite?"*

    • @BobPeterson628
      @BobPeterson628 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +209

      To be fair, most of that plan sounded too dumb to be believable.

    • @user-sl6gn1ss8p
      @user-sl6gn1ss8p 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +96

      That's a really interesting dichotomy

    • @pimpamtrucutruku3873
      @pimpamtrucutruku3873 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@user-sl6gn1ss8pIndeed. Fascinating, even, said dichotomy is.

    • @expepem189xl3
      @expepem189xl3 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

      Bro Anakin is smart, did you read his masterpiece? That was awesome!

  • @Crusty783
    @Crusty783 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3457

    This really puts into perspective just how batshit insane Palpatine's plans got as time went on lol. Love this saga

    • @barryfraser831
      @barryfraser831 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Palp has never actually been a chessmaster. Every one of His plans fail. He basically inherited the plan to overthrow the republic and nearly screwed it up at several points by openly bragging about it.

    • @catalyst539
      @catalyst539 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      hello there

    • @jtfbreedlove
      @jtfbreedlove 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +153

      Thats what happens when you huff too much dark side.

    • @giarnovanzeijl399
      @giarnovanzeijl399 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +128

      To be fair, its pretty clearly several levels of improv and contingency that got pushed to.

    • @kaiiheenjik1668
      @kaiiheenjik1668 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +80

      Palpatine had one of the most convoluted and most improvised plans even Aizen would get jealous and it all somehow worked lmao

  • @AzguardMike
    @AzguardMike 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2374

    i always love how, in episode 2, Dooku really was ready to overthrow the Sith with Obiwan to avenge Quigon. To the point he flat out says "the senate is being controlled by Darth Sidious. The Jedi cant sense it because my Master is in power there. If you stay on the course, you will all die and the Sith will rule unless you help me destroy him!" And Obi is like "cool story bro but no."

    • @mungdaal9643
      @mungdaal9643 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +393

      Its so weird how in Episode 2, they kinda implied that Dooku was actually still good, but also working to overthrow the Sith from the inside, and then in everything else, he's a straight up villain.
      In the Labyrinth of Evil novel, they even retcon him telling Obi-Wan about Darth Sidious to overthrow the Sith, to him saying all that because he was trying to throw Obi-Wan off.
      God, I love Star Wars

    • @arionofotherworld
      @arionofotherworld 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +240

      @@mungdaal9643 The expanded material away from the movies has always bothered me a bit with just how utterly evil Dooku and Darth Vader are made out to be by writers.

    • @Comrade2261
      @Comrade2261 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      I love the Expanded Universe.

    • @devo342
      @devo342 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      @@arionofotherworld ….Vader ordered a Planet destroyed, no shit he’s evil.

    • @yigitorhan7654
      @yigitorhan7654 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +172

      @@devo342 No, Tarkin ordered a planet destroyed. Vader just stood there with a hand holding Leia's shoulder.

  • @user-es2gh9ml3h
    @user-es2gh9ml3h 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +672

    "Just as Count Dooku predicted"

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      “cough hack cough!
      Excuse me! Could you help find my space-inhaler before I crush you beneath my boots” (I don’t think he has boots, but whatever George.)

  • @ddshocktrooper5604
    @ddshocktrooper5604 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +842

    I accept this conversation as canon. All this time obi wan thought this was some crazy bullshit dooku made up. Every time dooku was right, he thought it was a coincidence. It was only in episode 4, when he saw the death star that he fully realised it was all true. "That's no moon" he says, stunned by the implication that Dooku really did know and tell everything.

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +138

      Which is why he let himself die at the end, to ensure the plot continues unhindered.

    • @doomedbringer
      @doomedbringer 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +111

      @@wastrelpervnah. He let himself die because everything after the teddy bears was to stupid to bother living with

    • @johnsnow6946
      @johnsnow6946 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      ​@wastrelperv No, he died to avoid the Kennedy tyranny.

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      @@doomedbringer Perhaps but at least he knew in the end "All of the Jedi" would defeat "All of the Sith". So by dying then, all would continue and Palpy would lose. Until suddenly...somehow...Palpatine has returned...again... 😱😱😱😱

    • @absolutezerochill2700
      @absolutezerochill2700 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      ​@@doomedbringerthe teddy bears were already too far, as was leaking the real planet with the actual shield generator

  • @gughunterx437
    @gughunterx437 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +710

    "Anakin's only into former queens" It would seem Obi-Wan is suggesting that Palpatine is an active queen.

    • @bunnyconcubus8468
      @bunnyconcubus8468 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      I mean he became one so I wouldn't say that he's too far off.

    • @austinsmith4716
      @austinsmith4716 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      He never formally retired, so that relationship was doomed from the start unfortunately.

    • @mikebliss3153
      @mikebliss3153 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Are you saying Palpatine isn't?

    • @AmoebaInk
      @AmoebaInk 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      I mean the sequel plan was to take over the body of a young girl...apparently...

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Good one! 🤣

  • @RandoGrunt
    @RandoGrunt 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1002

    After these stunning revelations, Obi-Wan decided to take the dealer up on his offer of Death Sticks, because he wants to go home and rethink his life.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      That had me rolling! You win TH-cam!

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      After Palpatine ordered 66 tonnes of candies 🍬, Dooku decided to bring down Palpatine and exposed everything.

  • @Gojirawars03
    @Gojirawars03 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +659

    “You’d have to be the kind of half-wit who lets someone else assign you a last name to even think it was a moon.”
    Alright, that got me 😂

    • @steamtrainguy2379
      @steamtrainguy2379 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      I was hoping someone else got that 🤣

    • @sasukehyuuga755
      @sasukehyuuga755 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      ​@@steamtrainguy2379 I didn't get it😅.
      Could you explain?

    • @cupobug
      @cupobug 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +137

      ​@@sasukehyuuga755 In Solo, Han was given the last name Solo just so there was something in the system.

    • @sasukehyuuga755
      @sasukehyuuga755 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@cupobug Thanks!

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@cupobughes Solo. Because he's alone

  • @jeniskindof
    @jeniskindof 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +229

    The most unbelievable part of this is that the Jedi have a human resource department

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      😂 That is called the slave trade. Especially in this reality where they openly admit it.

    • @FawfulDied
      @FawfulDied 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      The most unbelievable part is that Palpatine's return was announced in Fortnite

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Wel, someone has to find a solution to allegations of sexual harrassment and Youngling molestation among the Order.

    • @DragonKingMadaraUchiha
      @DragonKingMadaraUchiha 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@ConnanTheCivilized which reality is that.

    • @supermaximglitchy1
      @supermaximglitchy1 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And not all resources are human

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +566

    This is essentially the timeline where Dooku thought to himself, “This Palpatine guy is a bit sussy.” And then the good ending was unlocked.

    • @mungofinalfi4480
      @mungofinalfi4480 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I don't know man...

    • @mokithepepe2454
      @mokithepepe2454 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      no he actually told him that the senate was being controlled by the sith, he was fully planning to betray sidious

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@mokithepepe2454 As the sith are generally known to do (why the rule of two became a thing)

  • @TheStraightestWhitest
    @TheStraightestWhitest 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +471

    I like how Sir Christopher Lee's voice was just so epic and iconic that even AI can't replicate it, so everyone just uses Corey Burton's voice.

    • @Acevant
      @Acevant 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wait 2 years for the greedy pigs at Disney to invest more in it

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      Probably more samples of that to pull from Clone Wars if i had to guess.

    • @qwertyMrJINX
      @qwertyMrJINX 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@emetanti Just use Kingdom Hearts 2, smh.

  • @GGBlaster
    @GGBlaster 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +186

    Palpatine’s plan get increasingly unhinged with every step and it SHOWS

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Tbf, once my second planet-busting super weapon that required me to nearly bankrupt myself got blown up after my mind-broken apprentice betrayed and almost killed me via the power of familial bonds... I'd get a little unhinged in my plotting too.

    • @matthewbarabas3052
      @matthewbarabas3052 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      that also makes sense. being in the dark side for decades, and then being killed would have a nasty effect on your sanity.

    • @GGBlaster
      @GGBlaster 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@matthewbarabas3052 Yeah, though there is also a part of it that’s kinda sad. Evil as he is, he pulled off plot with near super-genius planning. And by the end, he was just pathetic. Repeating the same failed plot as if he forgot it ever failed. Obsessed with sustaining his frail, miserable existence. Convinced that he can somehow subjugate a galaxy after his first two “solutions” were blown out of the sky.
      Like, honestly, Rey was just putting him out of his misery by the end of it all.

    • @yumyumwhatzohai
      @yumyumwhatzohai 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I think he just planned enough to form the Empire, he was just winging after that lol

    • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870
      @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@yumyumwhatzohai He was winging it before too. Because he could never have planned for Queen Amidala to reach Coruscant thanks to a 9 year old (who is also the Chosen One) winning a podrace
      However, before he winged it by rapidly falling back to plans B, C, D, really a whole alphabet or two. Or, by reworking his existing plans
      At Endor however he did not leave himself a way out, in case all went wrong. He fell for his own hype of being an unbeatable master planner.

  • @jackthewack07
    @jackthewack07 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +559

    Dooku really told Obi Wan "Hey, my evil Sith master is in control of the Republic", and the Jedi were just like "Huh, ya know, that's pretty spooky. Wonder who it could be. Hm, no way to know I guess. So, now that we're generals are we gonna get some cool new battle armor?"

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +94

      Yoda afterwards "Lies, they are. Deceit"
      Yoda just instantly dismissed it as BS.

    • @alect525
      @alect525 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I mean, if Goebbels broadcasted a program saying that FDR was actually an agent of the Reich, I don't think anybody in the US would take him seriously.

    • @tylerm6453
      @tylerm6453 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

      @@AzguardMikeand that was dumb. They should’ve at least considered it possible and had someone keep an eye out on the chancellor. Isn’t it just a bit too convenient that every time the sith, battle droids and nute gunray are involved in some crisis, Palpatine keeps getting more power?

    • @user-sl6gn1ss8p
      @user-sl6gn1ss8p 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      @@tylerm6453 also the guy just oozes of sith

    • @DM-Oz
      @DM-Oz 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      ​@@AzguardMike"High on drugs, i was. Remember saying that, i do not."

  • @FeHearts
    @FeHearts 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +234

    The fortnight incident had completely been purged from my mind before this video.

    • @squashyhex9818
      @squashyhex9818 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Me too, really got me that line XD

    • @Umbra_Ursus
      @Umbra_Ursus 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The best part of the Fortnite thing? That speech isn't in the movie proper: The movie left out what basically kicked off it's chunk of poorly constructed "plot".

  • @orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332
    @orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +309

    It's funny how the plot kinda makes sense with a few inconsistencies until we get to the sequels and everything just falls appart.

    • @haldalas
      @haldalas 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +89

      That’s what happens when you’re just like “we’re making a trilogy!” and forget that requires a cohesive plan for three movies at once

    • @roffels11-gamingandhistory69
      @roffels11-gamingandhistory69 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Sorry, but even the Original Trilogy didn't make that much sense... 😅
      I love Star Wars, but it never "made sense" in the first place.

    • @Theology.101
      @Theology.101 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      honestly the palpatine stuff pretty much tracks and fits with Dark Empire but also fixes the “cloning force sensitives” type thing dark empire had

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      ​​@@roffels11-gamingandhistory69 The original made sense in the moment to moment. There was just enough information that it seemed the natural course of events. The issue was trying to make it into the trillion dollar universe spanning tens of thousands of years. Each sequel, prequel and expanded work created conflicts and inconsistencies.
      At that point, the best strategy was to just watch the movies and cherrypick whatever headcanon you wanted from the works.
      What really messed it up was making more movies and doing it in the most stupid way. Denouncing all the previous works as non canon, only to replace it with three movies that were directly inconsistent with the six previous movies. Not to mention the plethora of works that had woven a much more interesting sequel. They purposefully chose to cut down the universe to the movies, then couldn't even keep continuity to those. Mind boggling stuff...

    • @mechcannon
      @mechcannon 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@roffels11-gamingandhistory69Man is rewriting history. Oh, SW never made sense, SW was never well written is a joke of an argument. The OT made mostly logical sense at least for the first two entries, provide the plot holes of ESB or ANH. What doesn’t make sense about them?

  • @CubemasterXD
    @CubemasterXD 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +270

    1:58 is so unrealistic
    we all know a metal guy with 4 lightsabers would come along, punch you, then say "a fine addition to my collection", then jump into the nearest pit

    • @GloriousLastStand
      @GloriousLastStand 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      He is known by many names in the underworld. Scavenger. Hunter. He-who-always-searches. The brave and the foolhardy call him the Homing Droid.
      The funny thing is, no one knows what he is looking for. Those who have survived close encounters with him have heard dark mutters, amidst the asthmatic coughs and maniacal laughter. The few discernible words play like a broken record.
      "Collection......Jedi........Another.......Fool..........Hello.........There"
      Sometimes, he is described as rearing up onto his hind legs and lashing claw-tipped front appendages in the air, screaming one word.
      "KENOBI!!"

    • @WONGKHAIHONGMoe
      @WONGKHAIHONGMoe 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@GloriousLastStand He is supposedly so legendary, that the jedi use him as a cautionary tale to warn their padawans about leaving their lightsabers carelessly.

  • @DennisPotter-mi1zw
    @DennisPotter-mi1zw 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +212

    Sand Boy would have to adjust his thesis.

    • @Ash-Winchester
      @Ash-Winchester 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      Going to have to rethink that use of dichotomy.

  • @seashellguy9416
    @seashellguy9416 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +485

    the teddy bears are our last hope in attempting to stop this master plan...

    • @lisboah
      @lisboah 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      For that matter, how does that shield generator work? If the generator is on a planet, how can the Death Star move throughout the galaxy with its shields on?

    • @obsidian179
      @obsidian179 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      @@lisboahThe shield coming from the planet is just to protect it until it’s finished being built. You know, to keep anyone from flying their ships right inside of it and shooting the reactor core, as a completely random example. 😎

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Disney should reboot the Star Wars holiday specials and make it about modern politics! Making people angry always makes them billions after all.

    • @lisboah
      @lisboah 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@obsidian179 Ok, but why not making the shield generator on the actual Death Star or on a Star Destroyer?
      The base where the shield generator didn't have any type of defense around it. It didn't even have cameras to let them see what's happening on the outside.

    • @obsidian179
      @obsidian179 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@lisboah Because Palpatine knew that the rebels needed to believe there was a real chance that they could pull off their mission, or they never would have fallen into his trap. And if he hadn’t overlooked the Ewoks - and Vader hadn’t turned on him at the last minute - his plan would have worked perfectly.

  • @owleyes8600
    @owleyes8600 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

    Surely Palpatine would learn from his mistake and not shoot lightning at someone with a lightsaber again, he's too smart for that.

    • @holeeshi9959
      @holeeshi9959 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      but Kathleen Kennedy isn't

  • @SophietheMothQueen
    @SophietheMothQueen 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +189

    I love how Dooku said “yours truly”

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

    Obiwan literally never told anyone this because it sounds so insane lol.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      “Obi Wan never told you the truth about the Sith Grand Plan.”
      “He told me enough, he told me it was too insane to be true.”
      “No Luke…I am (part of) the Sith Grand Plan.”

  • @Tkotka
    @Tkotka 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +123

    The 'I don't believe you' reaction makes much more sense now

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +126

    Dooku is a politician, speaking is his strong suit. Though even a man such as Obi-Wan "The Negotiator" would find it difficult to believe a long detailed story like the one Dooku just told him.
    Maybe Dooku needs to sprinkle in some truths like how Obi-Wan will train the boy with the given last name until he is killed by his old padawan turned sith with a cool name. Maybe then Dooku could convince Obi-Wan to join his side and defeat Palpatine, not through deception or mind games, but through truths and negotiations.

    • @SeptemberManHey
      @SeptemberManHey 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Cause it was truths which made Dooku turn.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      “Aargh! Not write a thesis I allow you!” 🐸 shoves you into locker
      (Good argument by the way.)

    • @GaussianEntity
      @GaussianEntity 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      The issue is that "The Negotiator" only deals with one-sided negotiations. After all, sith lords are his specialty. No one gains a specialty like that without making negotiations go in your favor. So it's natural he wouldn't believe Dooku. It's no longer one-sided if he does.

  • @zigmus00A
    @zigmus00A 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    I imagine all the events transpire like Dooku said and at some point Obiwan has this moment of "Damn I guess he was right." 😔

    • @jjrj8568
      @jjrj8568 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      he accepted it all as FACTUAL and thus allowed himself to be killed on the FIRST Death Star

  • @thomasvleminckx
    @thomasvleminckx 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    That silence after "someone will look into it eventually, right?" is so good

  • @nathanharmon8971
    @nathanharmon8971 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    "I don't believe you"
    Neither did the audience for most of that.

  • @raijinsage8416
    @raijinsage8416 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +78

    Dooku: At some point during all of this, your padawan will have one of his own, who will later fight your worst enemy, who will later seek out one of his own, using him to help find you, before dying by your hands.
    Obi-Wan: Has Yoda been sharing his stack with you
    Dooku: Lean is a path to abilities that some may consider unnatural

  • @alenor210
    @alenor210 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    Palpatine is the funniest character in Star Wars if you ever consider his plans and actions beyond whatever scene he’s currently in.

  • @meridian21157
    @meridian21157 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    I love how, even explained like this, the sequels are laughably incoherent by comparison.

  • @Zelkata
    @Zelkata 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    the detail of "Broadcasting a mesasge on fortnite"
    "whats fortnight?" is amazing

  • @defender2222
    @defender2222 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

    Obi Wan: So all of this is so palpatine can be a 20 year old girl?
    Dooku: Yes.
    Obi Wan: ...
    Dooku: He considered taking over Ahsoka Tano's body
    Obi Wan: Who?
    Dooku: But she'll be too busy helping out a Mandalorian and his Baby Yoda
    Obi Wan: That makes sense at least

  • @rebel_diamonds
    @rebel_diamonds 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Solo catching that stray was amazing.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Oof! Stop! He’s already dead!
      snicker

  • @PhaeronXII
    @PhaeronXII 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    “or secrets only the sith know.”
    “but you’re a sith. can’t YOU elaborate?”
    “……………..no.
    he’ll probably-“
    4:24 fuckin broke me man

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I mean, Dooku *isn't* a Sith. Sure they sometimes call him Darth Tyrannus, but he is actually just a fallen Jedi (there’s a difference).

  • @MitchellQuondam
    @MitchellQuondam 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    A "Darth Icky" reference! 😂😂 George Lucas' genius knows no bounds

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don't know the context of this.

    • @denjamin2633
      @denjamin2633 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@wastrelperv The Force Unleashed team asked if they should give the secret apprentice a Darth title. Lucas suggested either "Darth Icky" or "Darth Insanius".

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@denjamin2633 I imagine he was joking, I hope so at least.

    • @MattMelon519
      @MattMelon519 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@wastrelperv Sam Witwer confirmed he was clearly joking. But George just played it straight with his dry sense of humor, so some were not sure I guess lol

  • @ConnanTheCivilized
    @ConnanTheCivilized 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    1:46-2:10 Finally someone points out the ‘reality’ of the situation. It’s a war where the Jedi at least are threatened with extermination. They would use anyone they could get their hands on to avoid doing ‘dark’ things themselves! And I can’t see Padme conscripting her people to fight in ‘glorious’ war.

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    "While he's busy building the second deathstar he'll actually already have minituarized the technology and is building an entire fleet of deathstar stardestroyers within the secret sith planet Exegol."
    Like... seriously. There's a canon comic about Darth Vader going there and seeing the fleet being built yet he never decided to tell Luke. The son who is established as having searched for clues before giving up and becoming a hermit. Just like there were "we promise it's canon and filling holes in the movies" books that very clearly stated Snoke is from the unknown regions, in no way related to the jedi or sith *and absolutely not related to Palpatine in any way shape or form!*

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      😈 The Expanded Universe is a path way to many abilities some would call utter B.S.! (Film Cannon as well)

  • @martalaatsch8358
    @martalaatsch8358 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    I like the point about being unarmed, finding a random lightsaber, and being attacked

  • @kylekillgannon
    @kylekillgannon 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    Obi Wan: This all seems too far fetched. It's as if an entire team of writers somehow managed to make a worse plan than one man did over the course of 40 years.
    Dooku: No plan is too insane, or canon breaking for the Dark Lord of the Sith.

  • @SerbianMeerkat
    @SerbianMeerkat 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    I know it’s a joke, but this beautifully sums up just how dumb the Disney sequel trilogy is. The rest of the “plan” was pretty shaky, but the end bit made the rest of it look like a tactical masterclass.

  • @erikperik1671
    @erikperik1671 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    "Get You After, I Will."
    lol

    • @Plzcheese
      @Plzcheese 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I scrolled further down in the comments than I should have to find this underrated comment

  • @megaslayercho
    @megaslayercho 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    I like how when he is talking about the plot of the first 6 movies ,it all seems wierd but somehow bearly believable,but the second he starts talking about what happen in the disney trilogy,shit just goes bananas.

  • @werdna1969
    @werdna1969 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    I love how he glosses over the most horrifying parts, like Jar Jar being the key

  • @purplephantom2441
    @purplephantom2441 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Dooku should have said: Careful, spoilers!

  • @lukthar123
    @lukthar123 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Dooku literally explaining order 6 6 is fucking peak

  • @Elvisbackpack
    @Elvisbackpack 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    I like how Palpatine's plan is so goddamn specific. That's far too many details he's already got planned for the next 50 years.

    • @MCSPARTAN501
      @MCSPARTAN501 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      The real plans probably weren't that detailed. Also, if plan A failed, he had plan B ready to go. Palpatine and Dooku definitely mapped out a scenario where the CIS won.

  • @TheCronad
    @TheCronad 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    "I believe she'd be all the Jedi at that point and thus his plans would fail." Is such an amazing line given the context of how shit that movie is.

  • @jason__7
    @jason__7 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Along human-ethnocentric lines you say? "That's not very nice".
    That line is too good and I don't even know why.

  • @CaptBritNZ
    @CaptBritNZ 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Love this series so much

  • @darkphoenix2745
    @darkphoenix2745 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    "Someone will look it eventually right?"
    I mean... even if they did they kinda still needed an army to win the war tbf.

  • @Moises_Rodrigues_Pereira
    @Moises_Rodrigues_Pereira 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    "A plan to somehow return" 😂

  • @VestedUTuber
    @VestedUTuber 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Obi-Wan: "Someone will look into this eventually!"
    Dooku: "...you already did."

  • @GPhipps
    @GPhipps 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Love the detail in spelling of Fortnite vs fortnight in the subtitles between Dooku and Obi-wan

  • @Serryy
    @Serryy 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    Between Dooku and Maul in Clone Wars, the good guys would have won if they just did what the bad guys told them to. Huh.

    • @MCSPARTAN501
      @MCSPARTAN501 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      The bad guys were consistently vague. Also, while Maul did warn Ahsoka in a slightly more direct manner, the Jedi's only possible solution was to arrest/kill Palpatine (after testing his blood if time allows). Refusing to participate in the Clone Wars would just have led to a CIS victory and a Sith takeover. Palpatine absolutely had that possible scenario planned out. Sure, there were a few points where Palpatine's plans could have been derailed, but by and large, he was incredibly adaptable and if plan A failed, plan B would still result in him taking over. Derail plan B and you'll find that he has plan C ready to go. This wasn't a guy who could easily be outmaneuvered by anyone.

  • @ExileRika
    @ExileRika 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    "I believe she'd be all the jedi at that point" 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @ArcanePath360
    @ArcanePath360 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Lucasfilm and Disney are licking their wounds after this. Absolutely destroyed in a way that would make RLM proud

  • @lisboah
    @lisboah 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    The thing is that Dooku could have told everything about Palpatine and his plan, and the Jedi Council probably wouldn't believe it since he's a Sith Lord.

    • @MCSPARTAN501
      @MCSPARTAN501 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      The Jedi would have to test Palpatine's blood. However, in canon, Dooku never mentioned that Palpatine was Sidious. He gave Obi-Wan a clue but that was it. A clue vague enough that it could be dismissed as an attempt to sow discord. Dooku's real purpose was to replace Palpatine and turn Obi-Wan to the dark side. He had zero intention of actually destroying the Sith.

  • @reidlindsey4838
    @reidlindsey4838 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    “Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth…Ouchie!”
    - Palpatine probably

  • @Doctor4077
    @Doctor4077 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    Dooku once more proving he’s the smartest man in this universe.

  • @wrestlerdude6955
    @wrestlerdude6955 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    At some point, this sounded like the Wizard of Oz. I imagined Palpatine as the Wicked Witch of the West, and I was not upset for some reason.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little Padawan too!”

  • @KoopaKoot
    @KoopaKoot 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Signature look of truth telling superiority.

  • @TerryBowles-qm3qc
    @TerryBowles-qm3qc 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    But what about the droid attack on the wookies?!

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      😞 @That was almost aa big a stretch as your face, Master Mundi. The dichotomy inherent in memes is …” (Wilhelm Scream) (gets shoved into locker.)

  • @qalnor
    @qalnor 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    'hr got to him about that'

    • @glowcube
      @glowcube 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The Yoda references are my favorite XD

    • @qalnor
      @qalnor 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@glowcube always lol, every time yoda comes up on this channel it's amazing

    • @glowcube
      @glowcube 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@qalnor I know, right? 😆

  • @jakuboledzki6499
    @jakuboledzki6499 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    Holy smokes, Dooku's really such a far-seeing 5D Chess enthusiast. Alas, it is precisely his excessive focus on the potential development of future will lead to his untimely demise. F in chat for Dooku
    F

    • @DKNguyen3.1415
      @DKNguyen3.1415 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      It's as Yoda said. Always looking to the future. Never keeping his mind on where he was!

    • @FlashStatic
      @FlashStatic 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      He was so focused on what would develop next in the story that he completely forgot about the part where he dies.

    • @jakuboledzki6499
      @jakuboledzki6499 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@FlashStatic
      Ironic

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@FlashStaticThat’s Star Wars logic for you 🤷‍♂️. Every character has to just stand there or actively help their enemies kill them. The best writing in the galaxy!

  • @user-yy2mu9qm7g
    @user-yy2mu9qm7g 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    My grandfather after watching 3 hours of conspiracy theories on Rumble: 0:12

  • @eowynsisterdaughter
    @eowynsisterdaughter 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Fantastic, especially with Obi Wan straight up disbelieving the convulted plot points Dooku assures him are feasible, but it's all overshadowed by how you correctly used sapience!

  • @ileezamotherofrain4537
    @ileezamotherofrain4537 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Ok, I do not know this "Palpatine". I know a "Paperplane" who lookes like trouble.

  • @klogott3462
    @klogott3462 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    This makes me realize that Star Wars makes absolutely no Sense and its hilarious

    • @Chedring
      @Chedring 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      It never did! Lol

    • @jjrj8568
      @jjrj8568 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@PzedP1818 Exactly, if Tarkin = The Emperor and Vader = killed by Han Solo -> Star Wars begins and ends in 1977.

    • @georgevelis4651
      @georgevelis4651 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      most of Palpatine's plans make sense

    • @georgevelis4651
      @georgevelis4651 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@PzedP1818 it was never supposed to be just one movie

    • @klogott3462
      @klogott3462 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@PzedP1818 twelve Films actually

  • @Loner_Ken
    @Loner_Ken 4 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    Obi Wan would've considered the first half, the second he'd think Dooku was making shit up. Until his force ghost watches the bullshit actually happen.

  • @mycastephens4987
    @mycastephens4987 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    It does sound stupid all laid out like that.

  • @ninjaman0003
    @ninjaman0003 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    ya know. when it's put into context like this, star wars to crazy convenient for the bad guys AND good guys.

  • @TriforceWisdom64
    @TriforceWisdom64 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The absurdity of the entire saga, condensed into one scene. Incredible.

  • @KingDugan
    @KingDugan 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    "And then she will change her last name to 'Skywalker'."

    • @edoboleyn
      @edoboleyn 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Someone will look into that eventually, though, right?

    • @sugarrayd2315
      @sugarrayd2315 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They did, and deemed it a poop sandwich that was also mashed and peed on.

  • @robertvasquez4564
    @robertvasquez4564 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I mean in fairness Palpatine would be the last person you would suspect after hearing all of these insane and convoluted plans

    • @MCSPARTAN501
      @MCSPARTAN501 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah the story got more and more far-fetched, and by the end of it, it certainly would have sounded like bullshit. Still, it wouldn't have hurt to test Palpatine's blood. He can't hide his insane M-count from a blood test.

  • @noalowenstein6741
    @noalowenstein6741 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "Anakin's only into former queens" surprised he never had a thing for Obi-Wan then lol

  • @MutantBoyCrowe
    @MutantBoyCrowe 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I like how, based off of info Dooku would know from Star Wars canon or actions specifically mentioned in the video, that the Ewoks winning the war marks the end of reasonable speculation. Everything after would have to be seen to be believed, and I doubt anyone would take a force premonition like that literally.
    “I see… bear people… an imposter clad in gold… and a woman that is all Jedi! What could this mean crack-master Yoda?”
    “Too much drugs, I gave you.”

  • @kaeland38
    @kaeland38 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    “Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways Lord Icky”

  • @goisles6728
    @goisles6728 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “Everything is proceeding as I have forseen it”
    - Palpatine, forseeing some really stupid shit

  • @matthewbibby8921
    @matthewbibby8921 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "Someone will look into it eventually though, right?"
    "Funnily enough, yes - but it'll be one of the clones themselves, and nobody will think twice about the way they get killed before they have a chance to explain the conspiracy."

  • @explosivtarknas1996
    @explosivtarknas1996 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love how much of the story kind of makes sense, even if it is a little stretched, but when put all together, it starts to sound progressively like a 5-year-old's fever dream.

  • @TheClassyArchitect
    @TheClassyArchitect 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Only now am I realizing the logical and moral fallacy of utilizing living beings to fight an army of droids. It’s almost certain that a counter-army of droids would have been less expensive to produce, as well.

    • @toptsun8484
      @toptsun8484 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Unfortunately they had the clones already, manufacturing droids would require design and production infrastructure they didn't have the time to build 😂

  • @Michael-ps3kt
    @Michael-ps3kt 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Not gonna lie expected him to just hand obi wan all the plans and details as a mole for the Jedi only for obi wan to stash it some where and forget about it until after order 66

  • @ShadeLightYT
    @ShadeLightYT 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Why did I just watch 6 minutes of count dooku explaining the plot of Star Wars and fully enjoy it

  • @TheNN
    @TheNN 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Plot twist: Dooku doesn't know it, but he's actually in the Legends canon in this.

  • @edoboleyn
    @edoboleyn 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The things the Jedis working in HR are forced to endure…

  • @fredfart666
    @fredfart666 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Dichotomy not mentioned! Inconceivable! Only 4 stars instead of, . . . Oh. Er “thumbs up?”

  • @davidbakke9293
    @davidbakke9293 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Still don’t understand why Palpatine had to leak so much more information to his enemies than he had to. Either it was his own overconfidence or bad writing.

    • @MCSPARTAN501
      @MCSPARTAN501 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I don't know how much of it was intended to be leaked by Dooku, but Dooku certainly didn't leak everything. At no point did he tell the Jedi that Palpatine was Darth Sidious. The way he phrased it, Darth Sidious could be anyone who wields significant influence over the senators. Might be a rich donor, might be a friend of Palpatine or Mas Amedda, or possibly even Palpatine himself. The Jedi just assumed that Dooku was bullshitting, since it was vague enough that there was no way Dooku had good intentions. (That's actually true in the sense that Dooku wanted to replace Palpatine, not betray the Sith cause.)

    • @davidbakke9293
      @davidbakke9293 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@MCSPARTAN501I think that if the Jedi thought that Dooku wasn’t a sith then that could’ve absolutely worked to their advantage since they were good at operating in the dark already. However, the Jedi still tracked Dooku down and eventually realized he’s the real deal (Yoda survived the duel). But either it was their unwillingness to trust him (plausible) or their hubris that caused them to not look into it further… plus the dark side clouded their vision.

    • @mallaymusic3023
      @mallaymusic3023 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Well, Luke *did* say that overconfidence was his weakness… and he snuffed that out within 4 minutes of meeting him.

  • @Atomysk
    @Atomysk 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is the same energy as Abe Simpson telling a long winded story that doesnt go anywhere.

  • @MedicJR
    @MedicJR 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    It's hard to follow while suspended in the air, Obiwan needs to be sitting down for this convo

  • @fergushebbert817
    @fergushebbert817 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Really nice of Dooku to tell Obi Wan all this

  • @theonev2159
    @theonev2159 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    All about the last part about all of he's granddaughter I would not belive him either. 😂

  • @chriscanul4075
    @chriscanul4075 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I thought it said "Goku Reveals All" and I was wondering when he was gonna show up

  • @setherton9306
    @setherton9306 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    It’s called the Death Star because “The strongest stars have hearts of kyber”

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      🤓
      “Shove you in space-locker I will, Young Padawan!” 🐸
      Really? I never read that. SW is SO inconsistent!

  • @thedrummer7126
    @thedrummer7126 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This video helped me understand the new trilogy better than watching any of them did.

  • @thejediofmandalore
    @thejediofmandalore 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:36 this is why they called it the high republic.

  • @kashkinn
    @kashkinn 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    please never stop this series. i rewatched this vid 4 times

  • @Mariojinn2
    @Mariojinn2 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm surprised by just how creative and hilarious you make your videos. True talent and work right here

  • @Kakarot-ox7fh
    @Kakarot-ox7fh 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This is what Dooku wanted to tell Obi-Wan